/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/808465/
You are stronger than you think.

big powerful neet hands.

 >>/808466/
2024 is his year.

I am looking up photos of hair styles to find one I like and show a photo of it to whichever sluggo I get allocated to at just cuts when I go.

The problem is the models are always handsome. I need to know how it will look on someone fat and ugly. And cut by someone barely competent.

 >>/808469/
Monk has big strong thumbs. I have always admired them.

 >>/808472/
> I have always admired them.
Hot!

 >>/808461/
I wonder if monk ever finished bronze age mindset

 >>/808471/
Dude you need to walk in there and simply ask them to “just fuck your shit up”

 >>/808474/
His brain is too damaged to read a whole book I think.

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See this is what NEETs don’t understand. You don’t need money, you don’t need the latest and greatest to be based. BASEDNESS Is a mindset.

I feel like I am too fat to try to be fashionable.
Like even attempting something is an insult to aesthetics itself.

 >>/808471/
> sluggo
kek nice new word. It doesn't matter what haircut you get as long as you own it.

 >>/808476/
I could give him the audiobook, I think it's still on womboflix

 >>/808442/
Motherbat was just saying as much (it was the leading story on the TV news). She is disgusted at the police now arresting people when a crime hasn't even been committed, along with the double standards re the boong and palestine protesters running riot.

 >>/808478/
Yeah, it's not really worth the effort. Trousers don't sit right etc.

 >>/808477/
Cruisey?

Sometimes when reviewing a Johnny Bigg item the chortlers will post photos of themselves wearing the outfit.
Some of them are really trying to be fashionable but I can't get past the feeling they should have more shame.

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Might ask for this.

 >>/808477/
That bike looks dangerous.

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 >>/808477/
Can I be as based as you with my piece of shit bike?

 >>/808485/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_kQuEM0mI

 >>/808487/
That is a nice bike.

 >>/808489/
It’s a piece of shit to ride. 5$ from the tip

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 >>/808485/
it would suit you neet

 >>/808488/
I do not understand.

 >>/808492/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OU4a4ZlXBAE

 >>/808487/
Rusty and crusty, imagine how the seat smells.

 >>/808490/
Thats good for a fiver.

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 >>/808486/
Of course. It’s 60 years old. That’s why it’s based.

 >>/808487/
Sorry mate. It didn’t pass the Based test.

Also YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

 >>/808498/
Based.

 >>/808498/
That's a girl's bike. Designed for a rider wearing a skirt.

 >>/808498/
Still waiting to see a giant /ausneets/ written in the sand

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Ok, the beaner crime epic Blood In Blood Out (1993) will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/808499/
Forgot to mention it’s the same temperature as Brissy but out here I am getting blown away by a 45kmph gust. Almost lost my crocs  goon bottle and durries. Fark.

nuro wore a skirt while riding his girls bike once.

 >>/808505/
he looked good in it

 >>/808500/
That’s a girls shitpost. Designed for a bitxh who is universally unloved.

 >>/808504/
Do you wear crocs Nuro?

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OK NEETS, IT'S CHOPPAH TIME ONCE MORE, RUN FOR IT!

Someone get the heavy duty trolley so we can load the execs.

We're the NFN.

 >>/808508/

yea

 >>/808512/
Which style and colour?

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Flat tire

YELLOW HIGH HEELS

THICC NEET CLAPPERS

BUM RASH

NEW:
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CUM SPLASH

FIN.