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I have spent a week and a half fucking around  with printers for the whizzers. I drove into town to go to a horologist and he’s on holiday until the 12th according to a sign on his door that he couldn’t be bothered putting on his website. I put $70 in the poker machines where the Myer Centre hotel used to be and got up to $201 and then lost it all. Waiting for another job in the city that starts at 1.15. Expected to do some
WhatsApp API spam text job for some British mob overnight. I don’t know anything about it. Just sick of being fucked around by people and also doing jobs that aren’t in my field and I know nothing about.



















































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Hey fat boys

I have my cit./didgeridoo ceremony in a few weeks, is it okay to apply for centy now or should I wait?

How easy is the process & are they gonna get mad/find out if I quit my current job?


































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This Friday on womboflix will be Sisus (2023), an action movie about a grizzled Finnish miner who gets into a fight with an SS death squad. I've never seen it myself, but it gets compared to John Wick a lot.

Then on Sunday, the race film we've all been waiting for - Race To Glory: Audi Vs Lancia (2024), telling the story of the battle between the Audi and Lancia rally teams in the early 80s.



















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Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?























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https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/cameron-brodiehall-pleads-not-guilty-to-possessing-extremist-material/news-story/7e4144a9c2aec7734e5004f87012dada
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Good morning neets. I don't mean to complain but i had a dream that had a lady with no face. she had like a real face behind a fake one with a hole. also dreamt i ran over snakes in a father figures bus.






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Good morning NEETs.
I got through the night with no trips to the toilet.
Things seem calm but I don't trust it.
I have just had one small sip of water. I am not going to risk any food.




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Six (6) buttermilk scones and Two (2) quadruple Dares for breakfast. Barely had enough butter for the first three scones, so I may need to put Berenberg strawberry jam on the remaining three.































































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That would be good but in a bad home area you wouldn't be able to fully trust it since passing bad home pedestrians would be tempted to put your flag down. They never saw a switch their ADHD brain doesn't tell them to pull.









































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The only female I am suscribed to is a white woman called Blondihacks, who does amateur machining work on steam engines and the like. Nothing to look at, but does reasonable work.

Tried with others (Xyla Foxlin etc) and they usually turn out to be insufferable cunts.































































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Sisu is a Finnish concept described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness. It is held by Finns to express their national character.

Friday night on womboflix we will be playing Sisu (2023), the story of a man and his dog and some nazis.

Saturday will be a Shiban movie. Sunday night will feature Race For Glory: Audi vs Lancia (2024)













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this is another good nazi era film by my favourite director

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Book_(film)

also this is one of my favourite films, they were never portrayed as heros but certainly portrayed as BASED.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_Eagles_Dare


























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Heh. That book and film (the 1930 "edition") was hailed by Western libs and lefties as great anti-war works, but ze Nazis banned 'em Germany.
The difference was that enlightened Western libs never fought in any war, while most of NSDAP members (millions) were WWI veterans...







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I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
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I see new ones and want to test them out. 
I got a variation of the Halloween one, it was deers and white ghost deers were the wild. You needed 6 of the portal looking things for the feature, which I guess is the same sort of games in the feature world with more wilds and multipliers. The Halloween one takes you to the spooky Halloween tree and you grow it's branches, which stay in place and become wilds for the rest of the feature. I got the free games thing I think. Just wanted to see the portal Alice in wonderland looking ghost wild deers. 
It's an interesting addiction.







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But, on a serious note, I was watching a thing about queen Isabella of Castille this morning and it mentioned the link to the Hapsburgs. It was a pretty close one, I think a cousin. This was the earlier ones, not the inbred one.
















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I got Uncharted 3 as a bundle with my PS3 when I bought it and it was really good. I went back and played 1 & 2 to completion too as a result.
Good mix of exploring and working out how to jump onto ledges and things, interspersed with shooty bits.









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Scrap:
> A small piece or bit; a fragment.
> Leftover bits of food.
> Discarded waste material, especially metal suitable for reprocessing.
> Crisp pieces of rendered animal fat; cracklings.
> A fight or scuffle. synonym: brawl.
> Similar: brawl
> Something scraped off; hence, a small piece; a bit; a fragment; a detached, incomplete portion.

























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Did any of you NEETs have a parent or parents who always made you feel like they were much financially poorer than they really were?
It caused me a lot of anxiety. They would tell me any little thing I wanted would send them broke and we'd be homeless. When i was young I believed them. Anything they did buy me was laced with so much guilt.





















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My dad and I moved around a lot. At one school he made me wear a uniform from the previous school because this one didn't have any. After a while of that I ended up getting some cargo pants. I guess he got the hint. They were lightning bolt ones, and I think I got a piping hot T-shirt. Then I went back to school and dada and fubu and quicksilver were the rage so I wasn't much cooler than when I was in a uniform nyway
The brown glasses didn't help.




































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I'm sick of mongs posting unspoilered porn here and I'm sick of monk not giving them short bans so they learn. If it doesn't improve I'm going to start posting porn here until monk sorts his shit out and starts enforcing the rules. There is no reason I should follow the rules when no one else does.









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https://chec.nsw.edu.au/
These sorts of places where they run a highschool within a uni campus generally don't. Some very pragmatic and on the ball people from my highschool went there because of the uni pathways meant you could get into uni slightly earlier or take a uni course or two as a highschool student. Most of them though were just mongs who liked the lack of rules. You could not show up for classes and they'd just fail you instead of contacting your parents or something first. It was like uni in that regard. They also caught lots of social misfits who went there in an attempt to "restart" their social lives. I probably should've done that tbh but I didn't.





























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Another couple got charged last week for shagging a dog and a pony. Silly woman seemed to think she could turn the bloke in for it when their relationship soured and the police would just ignore the multiple videos of her willingly sucking and fucking the animals.


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Told a blue haired roastie to fuck off last month thought nothing of it. 
Found out that she higginsed three different dudes, could blame the dudes for putting their dick in crazy but honestly fuck roasties








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There are some beautiful posts there
> He wasn't based but instinctively hated muds so I gave him a roman salute on the way off. He didnt get it, I didnt think he would but one day he will see it again and maybe install fash.exe






















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For the second recycling bin day in a row, a car has pulled up and a one-eyed guy has rummaged through my recycling bin and stolen all of my cans and bottles. He hasn't touched any other bins in the street.
I am going to do something to the bin next fortnight. Something to slice his fingers off or give him a scare.



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> Apparently most people view the bins as fair game once they are on the street.
The law disagrees.
It wouldn't bother me if he lived in the street. If that was the case, I'd probably bag them up separately for him.
> vagrant
He has money for a relatively current Suzuki, so he is a scheming cunt.
















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Hopefully they can keep compromising their position to become more mainstream and they'll start letting uncoordinated miscegenating communists in to their ranks. 
Also, those exercise regimes are cutting out at least half of their non afp or foreign military supporters.


























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fucking tradie across the road is cutting through a driveway with a demo saw. It's deafening me even though it's 50 feet away and I've got my window closed, and he's not even wearing ear protection.














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I went shopping. Felt like NoFun looking at all the grotesque individuals crowding the joint.
Sea of vile humanity.
This is the last time I am shopping in the middle of the day. Early morning avoids a lot of them.
The coughers are the worst.



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Running very low on petrol. No money until pay day next week.
I'm in that situation where next time I'm in the car I will have to drive straight to the servo before doing anything else. Cutting it close.
It will have to be the closest one, not my regular.
The one that sold me a bag of chicken twisties that had a hole in it. Stale as anything. Straight in the bin.





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The media puts so much focus on whether GPs are bulk billing or not.
Having to pay $20 to see one isn't the issue in my opinion. It is how long you have to wait to get an appointment.
If you are broke and have an emergency you can go to the emergency room.
Or if you are broke and need a GP they won't ask you to pay until after your appointment and then you tell them oops you left your debit card at home and then they will give you an invoice to pay later.







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Yes and any GP who does take patients will be some disgusting brown thing that can't speak English.

"Can i make an appointment to see Dr Smith please?"
"Are you a regular patient of his?"
"No."
"I am sorry Dr Smith is not accepting new patients. I can make you an appointment with Dr Obongo though. He can practice again, the sexual assault charges were all dropped for lack of evidence."


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Yeah. I don't understand it when it comes to where she is. They get these young GPs come through (because often they are forced or incentivised to do a rural placement) and they leave as soon as their time is up.
I don't understand why they wouldn't love the lifestyle that comes with earning $300k a year and getting to live in a relaxed and idyllic part of the country. And the 'big smoke' is only 1.5 hours away if you really feel the need to there.




























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Did I tell you guys about the day at work when I tried to remove the heat sink from a Xeon server CPU with a screw driver and when it gave I basically punched a hole in the top of the CPU with the screw driver? Good times.























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Kek. I'm not joking. I occasionally get a stabbing pain in my rectum and no it isn't sex related. It only goes for a few seconds fortunately. I've got this issue and something is wrong with my ears. I can feel sinal fluid moving around and I won't be able to hear properly for a few seconds until I press in front of my ears to move the fluid again.













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When I had a fissure, my arsehole would randomly spasm for about 12 hours after a bowel movement. Farting would also hurt, as the thingo would push out with the fart and then seemling shoot back in at a million miles per hour. That was before I go onto the Chux.
































































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> Gerogery Hotel, in the rural NSW town of Gerogery, 20 minutes north of Albury, received a one-star review from a man named Robert who blasted the pub for serving a large meal to an “obese” customer last week.
> The meal, which consisted of 1kg of steak, 500g of chips and four servings of salad was served to pubgoer James Steer as part of the pub’s popular meal “challenges”, where customers test themselves to see if they can eat a large meal in under an hour.
> “Why the hell would you serve someone this obese that much food? Absolutely disgusting,” the troll wrote in the Google review alongside a photo of Mr Steer, which was later deleted and shared exclusively with news.com.au.
> “Might as well put up a pic of an [alcoholic] drinking jugs. Be better.”




















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Some mongs are embarrassed about being a mong and try and pretend they are not one.
You have to know who to pretend to be normal to, who to be honest to, and who you need to exaggerate to - (Doctors, assessors and Centrelink.)





































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People don't like it when you laugh at their life though.
I always have to remind myself to pretend to take other people's problems seriously.
All the while I am tempted to laugh though.




































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Today I pretended to be was an ancient Egypt and near east archeological expert and esoteric seer. I discussed with my peers the connections between Hathor the cow, Enlil, Prometheus and Jesus as the continuation of the Egyptian mystery cults  as well as Shasu people's and their connection with Ur and where the God of Abraham fits in the Sumerian pantheon. 
I need a pipe with a long stem.











































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