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The Roman month Februarius was named after the Latin term februum, which means "purification", via the purification ritual Februa held on February 15 (full moon) in the old lunar Roman calendar.

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C'mon baby, we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you (Yeah, yeah)
With you (Yeah, yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever (Oh-oh)




































































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Overheard from a forklift driver shouting at another tradie I walked past this morning:
> "What most people don't realise is that the petrol excise is linked to the CPI and because inflation has now risen by [he quotes specific numbers] means that you're paying [more numbers] cents per litre...as a result interest rates [something something] reserve bank [something something] monetary policy...now who's the DUMB CUNT and who's the SMART CUNT now?"

I'm always impressed by how every tradie in australia is actually an expert in some specialised academic field or another.














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DietNEETs need to get on the mince and rice. 
1/3 of 500g mince cooks in about 5 minutes or less. Microwave packet of rice in 90 seconds. Add taco flavouring and other seasonings. Top with sauce of choice. Optionally add steamed veg packet (2.5 mins).
800 calories. Tastes good with the right sauce.























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ok, smoke alarm status: checked. The guy was white, which is unusual. Felt so upset about having someone violate my neet hovel I had to go out and buy a packet of coconut roughs to calm me down.














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I have figured out how to download clips from a .m3u8 manifest using yt-dlp. Incredibly simple. 
Now I just need to monitor a stream for manifests and somehow get the .mp4 segments into a cytube appropriate format.
The footy stream is ON!




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Just got back from a numpty who's smoke alarm shorted. Spent (and billed) a few hours walking around his house looking at insta before flipping the switch in the fuse box. I think his retardbux will cover it. 
His laptop was open and there were pictures of ironic depression memes.






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We will be playing Sisu (2023) tonight on womboflix a historical action war movie about an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness tries to take the loot into the city, only to have Nazi soldiers led by a brutal SS officer try and steal it from him. 7pm AEDT.
















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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(1988_film)

But I imagine it's sympathetic towards the mujahadeen side, so would never pass muster from the womboflix subcommittee for public morals and decency that has to approve all our movies.



































































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I've surpassed my need for flesh stimulation. I've become awoken to the reality of this meagre life. Attempting to satiate your hunger for pleasure with the imitations of pleasure in the material world is like trying to slake your thirst with saltwater, you will only end up thirstier afterwards until it kills you.





























































































































































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Still can’t sleep despite not sleeping last night 
If I can’t sleep tonight that means I’ve only slept Wednesday night this week
Feel like I might’ve permanently pickled myself this time. Another junkie lives too fast
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You have suggested this once before and weeks later I tried it and reported it back as having some value.
You will not bully me with this method 
My brain is BROKEN. I am schizing out aboit POLITICS. I’ve realised that I’m totally fucking STUPID and RUINED MY LIFE BY WASTING MY 20S ON THIS FROG SHIT MEME BECOMING THE LAST MAN





















































































































































































































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Groceries are costing me $100 a week. Despair. 

I've lost it neets, can't work out what I'm doing wrong. The price of ordinary food has gone through the roof and I don't buy any junk food whatsoever.
























































































































































































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> emu
Wild fucking things, I hate them. I used to live in Longreach so I've lived with them and been up close. The fuckers had a tendency to sit between cars in car parks and so you'd be walking along through a car park and then there'd be a fucking emu right next to you.
























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Real wilderness cooking:
Boiling tanic nuts for hours
Grinding greens and insects into a paste
Smoking small dead animals until they're jerky 
Grabbing at swimming things for hours

Anything else is a bonus, but surviving is about where you can get food reliably.

Last time I was stuck in the bush I trapped tiny birds, used the meat as bait to catch yabbies and fish, atea bunch of nettles which was probably a waste of time and tried to charcoal filter pond water. In many respects it was less what I did and more what I didn't do, namely not running around in a panic till I got heat stroke


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covid i.e. sars-2 went endemic within a couple hundred cases. no one has covid outside of the purported hot zones it was released in. morons like (You) conflate a beta coronavirus with some special sauce forced meme when infact its just a common cold you get all the time. 
Thats what the rat tests do, they test for antibodies to common cold epitopes. The rest is smoke and PCR mirrors.


















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It's the flood detect, it exists to stop bots splitting filtered content between two posts, and culturally its to stop twitter posting, if people tried to reply to every individual post in a thread with their own individual post the cascade would make threads unreadable.



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Dirty. Gritty from charcoal. 
I didn't work my clay properly so the charcoal got dirt in it. My sock didn't make a good filter because it had elastic, I would have been better folding a tshirt because it was only dirt after all. 
I didn't grind the charcoal very well, nor was the sand clean. 

Hard to say if the cumulative effects were sufficient, or if I could have just drank the water as it was and been fine. Nothing in my survival kit was even remotely useful.
























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Island ecosystem, nature kills three winners as well as the loosers, prey has an elastic lifestyle to starve their predators, high order predators become scavengers, desertification, the ecosystem of this continent collapsed rather than endured.














































































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> the illness was very revealing for Proenneke, who decided to devote the rest of his life to the strength and health of his body.
I wonder how much it benefited him spending those years in the wilderness. Compared to rotting away in society.











































































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