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> 811512
Good night Pidge. xx

Look, I'll stop saying it. Okay? I will instead make a post that follows all the rules: I am going to go to HGR workshop as a customer during business hours and I will stab nuro repeatedly with a knife. I am right handed so I will strike towards the left side of his chest, angling the knife up to try to get his heart.

 >>/811531/
That's crazy.

Crazy is allowing photos of neets to get posted but banning the use of given names.

 >>/811533/
That's wild.

 >>/811534/
fr fr no cap

dindu nuffin

 >>/811533/
We have pictures of Weber but no one post them because no one cares, yet you keep using that other NEETs name in vain every chance you get because you are fucking GAY  and he rejected you. FACT !

 >>/811537/
You posted the photo of IGA this evening.

Cut and paste from elsewhere:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/03/australian-undercover-police-autistic-13-year-old-fixation-islamic-state
> 13yo autist with 71 iq is obsessed with ISIS, extremist material and making threats
> autist asks his mum to help him make a bomb, mum asks AFP for help
> AFP provides a psychologist who recognises his ISIS obsession is part of autism
> 3 months on, AFP yowies start messaging the kid during school hours and at night, eventually totalling 1400 pages of chat logs
> AFP yowie 1 introduces autist kid to yowie 2 who encourages him to make a bomb or kill feds
> kid dresses up in his ISIS outfit with a knife and sends the photo to yowie 2
> AFP wait until after the kid turns 14 to send a dozen guys in and arrest him on terrorism charges

Fucking done nothing today JUST FOR A FUCKING CHANGE.  We are now one month into the year and I still haven't started on the year. jesus christ.

Cheers. I closed the tab that I was logged in on.

 >>/811539/
This stuff is getting ridiculous. I wish we had some entrapment laws or something like the yanks.

In what format would the neets like the shopping list?

 >>/811539/
Not a comfy post

 >>/811543/
Chocolate.

Thanks Shiban.

 >>/811516/
Report submitted dot pee en gee.

I don’t understand the NIGA drama. But now it’s starting to look like nuro was right

 >>/811548/
Fuck off.

 >>/811549/
What? Someone literally just threatened to kill him

 >>/811550/
The threats went both ways.

IGA has always been the problem on this board. Anyone who doesn't understand that should read the post outlining why he was permabanned.

 >>/811552/
Nuro got permabanned by the same argument. The wise thing to do is to enforce the bans against both but obviously you don't want that.

Watched the first two Bourne films. Not sure I can be bothered with the third. I wish there were more films about tradecraft that weren't completely ridiculous. I've probably seen most of the ones out there.

 >>/811552/
Can you repost it? I’m not going to post about NIGA drama anymore

> still thinking about those pyramid air shafts

 >>/811555/
I like them but I don't like how dated that style of action filming is with the very rapid cuts to reduce the choreography required. Those resident evil films are shot the same way. It was very trendy around the mid 2000s. Even with just a two man fight scene it becomes very difficult to tell what is happening and they will have the fight go on for several minutes which leaves you disengaged because you just can't tell.

Good song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TZiDXgVTewE

I might start rewatching the bond films actually. I liked the early ones.

 >>/811560/
they were a bit silly

 >>/811561/
Yeah, I find them charming though. The silliness of mission impossible pisses me off though. You've just got to find what you yourself like.

 >>/811562/
one thing that got me is how rarely bond kills actual communists, he's always going up against some silly mad scientist type instead

 >>/811559/
Was okay. Started nice.

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I would like a better explanation why I was banned for this post than just 'null' please...

 >>/811555/
The Bourne Legacy and Jason Bourne are pretty decent from memory.
Are you saying that the Bourne films have ridiculous tradecraft? What would you suggest otherwise?

I wish I could enjoy movies the way I could when I was a kid.
Used to sit there watching them on tv from 8:30 to 10:30. I could even tolerate commercial breaks.

Now I have commercial free access to any movie I want but don't want to watch any.

The tv networks used to cut those movies down to fit them in the time slot. I never knew that. Whole scenes missing.

Bad home burnouts on the street again. Saturday night. They're all cheering.

Used to look forward to a movie all week.

 >>/811569/
I hate bogans so much it's unreal

 >>/811567/
I think we all know that feel

 >>/811571/
They should be forcibly sterilised before puberty.

 >>/811567/
Me either. I used to watch a lot of movies sitting at my desk, now it just feels weird

 >>/811574/
I can't do much more than scroll this imageboard and a few other sites.

Dinner finished. Gym soon. Going Davo?

Started selling food neets, covered half my grocery bill today

This dignifAI meme is pretty good.

 >>/811577/
What are you selling and to who?

 >>/811578/
yes

There are several neets on here I would sell for some good food

There are several neets on here i would sell myself to for some good food

 >>/811566/
No, I have just seen them all many times before. I like the Bourne ones for being more realistic. I find stuff like Mission Impossible to be a bit too silly and over the top for my liking.

 >>/811568/
They cut all the smutty bits out of The Castle.

What did the elephant trunk in the castle mean?

 >>/811585/
The Jews hate elephants because the trunks remind them of their circumcision.

 >>/811582/
Webby will do anything for a pepper pie.

 >>/811583/
I haven't even seen Mission Impossible because its too cartoonish. 
Watch Body of Lies (2008) if you haven't

Body of pies.

Literally me.

Going for a cruise

 >>/811592/
Be safe.

 >>/811557/
I'm still yet to watch the granite video.

 >>/811565/
Ruthless cunt. Make this a banner.

 >>/811569/
New ones have moved in a couple houses down. I can hear them swearing and listening to teck9 or busta rhymes or something. They're saying fuck and cunt a lot. I think one of the conversations was one telling the other one to tell his dad about borders in the house out the back. I think they're playing traphop. Hope they're not crackheads. I always get evil, defensive and reactionary thoughts around them. Hypothetical situations and preemptive response protocols. I and Monk smoked dmt in Bolivia and learnt to feel each others breathe then laughed about the police reports at a coffee shop in Ecuador once.

 >>/811577/
Start selling NEETs food. 
Even better if it's another NEETs

 >>/811567/
I think about that lots too. I had 4 or 5 channels and used to be happy to re-watch the same shit over and over.

 >>/811591/
Where's this supposed to be?

 >>/811598/
They were simpler times.

Pressure cooked a chicken carcass last week. Just found it. Vile. Somehow more vile for being contained. They it out, hosed down pot. Washed pot several times, washed lid, vile. Tried to use pressure cooker, food tastes faintly vile. Probably going to get food poisoning.

Went to the bottlo. Lady called me babysweet.

 >>/811601/
That sounds horrible NEET. I am sorry.

 >>/811602/
That sounds nice. Cruisey calls me "Sugar".

Hope he brings me back a large onion rings, 2 BBQ cheeseburgers, a chicken royale, an Aussie jacks fried chicken burger with pineapple hunger tamer with a chicken royale, a double cowboy Angus with avocado and pepper mayo, a caramel fudge iced coffee, an Oreo storm and a frozen bubblegum spider with blackcurrant bursties

 >>/811601/
> Just found it.
How?!

 >>/811605/
You couldn't eat half of that.

 >>/811601/
I have guac still in the blender from days ago. The contained stank sounds bad.

 >>/811607/
I was going to share it. 
You can have a cheeseburger and the Oreo storm, if I don't like the fudge coffee.

Some of you NEETs are not living organised and hygienic lives.

It is chaos in these NEET dwellings. Losing track of chicken carcasses.

 >>/811609/
> The fudge coffee
 He stopped doing that it was bad for his liver.

 >>/811613/
An interesting video.

I was getting 3mb/s on my torrent but the VPN switched and now I can't get past 500kb/s. Woe.

Considering a goon

 >>/811611/
Was the pressure cooker on and plugged in? He is lucky it didn't explode rotten helen everywhere.

 >>/811610/
> Some

 >>/811603/
In struggling to cope, perpetual brain fog, constantly forgetting things.
 >>/811606/
I just wanted to use the cooker and found it... occupied. It looked like a fucking miscarriage, bones, unrecognisable shapes, vile scum.
It didn't even have mold, it was pasteurised in the cooker so broke down like the wax nazi in the lost ark

 >>/811608/
The lawn, the hose!

 >>/811617/
It goes off with the timer, I must have unplugged it by accident or something

I will be angry and sad but then I have some goon and I feel cheerful and calm.

 >>/811619/
You need a herder.

 >>/811623/
I need enough money to pay my utility bills, enough time to do essential house work.
Working has made me poor, stressed and angry.

Crust recycling every half billion years

 >>/811622/
The system works.

Asteroids hate dinosaurs.

 >>/811625/
I cut the crusts off and give them to the dog.

 >>/811627/
The hammer doesn't hate the nail.

The paleocene eocene thermal maximum was from the wars between the altantians and the lemurian reptilians. They try to convince us that it's from asteroids but I'm not that gullible.

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

 >>/811631/
Sleep tight.

rape

Was talking like a mong at the bottleshop 
First time I've spoken to a human in days, my voice was all soft and weird

 >>/811634/
At this hour?!

 >>/811634/
Did she call you babysweet?

 >>/811636/
No it was a skinny, bald American hipster with big round glasses and a ginger mustache 
Place was full of jeets buying cheap vodka too

 >>/811637/
> ginger mustache 
Very, very untrustworthy! Indicates possible Dutch or Ashkenazi ancestry.

Going to go to bed. Good night neets.

 >>/811639/
guten tagen

The amount of downtime commbank has because they're 'making improvements' is honestly unbelievable. Can't even deposit cash into sportsbet for 4 hours. 
Five nines my fucken arse ya dogs

Got stuck in the old thread

wish i could talk like nick fuentes

I went to the local swimming pool and found a quiet corner to do a shit, then I quickly left.

 >>/811562/
James bond would have a lot of sexually transmitted diseases

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Before traffic starts up here.
To IGA and/or those who pose as IGA. I understand that Nuro can be arrogant and annoying, and a couple of quips directed to him can be fun. But why shit up so much the board you visit every day and spend this much time? Do you not get enough replies to normal posts? Going on with this madness is entirely useless. Nuro does his thing, you should find yours.
To the rest of the NEETs. Time to step up and take the BOs place. You know who posts what, you know the rules, you have to enforce them, have to moderate the discussion, keep it in a state that is passable for any one of you. Don't have to neuter the board, making it flat, don't have to intervene every word (or misinterpreted word). I know IGA (and/or those who pose as IGA) can be annoying when the 5 minutes is on him. But you are here every day and spend much time on this board, it have to be taken care of.
To Nuro: shut up. And especially, learn when to shut up.

 >>/811646/
> boong3.png
All I hear after the B is  >>/810718/

It's falling out of me.

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mording

 >>/811650/
Good morning NEET.

kek

I'm stand at an overpass and throw rocks at cars.

 >>/811645/
and bastards

Good morning neets. Let's be careful out there.

 >>/811655/
Good morning NEET.

> Let's be careful out there.
Of the rocks?

fried chiggen patty and two fried taco breads for breakkie
and a rockstar punch

 >>/811657/
Based breakfast of champions.

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 >>/811659/

 >>/811659/
J U S T

 >>/811659/
I'm a linux user, but I feel sorry for the rest of you guys

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 >>/811662/
Arch?

 >>/811663/
ubuntu, but I swear I'm gonna switch to debian one day soon

The smell is offensive as it falls out of me.

 >>/811662/
I feel sorry for you

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 >>/811646/
Good Morning Shibs and NEETs you wouldnt believe it big fella but according to the catalogue there are 138 posts made in this thread so far and besides the one i am posting now, Lord Nuro has only made (1) single post the entire time ! Let that sink in. Let that represent the actual scale of the problem we are dealing with here.

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Trigger Warning

 >>/811669/
Most disturbing content in a while.

gonna be a hot one

 >>/811671/
I made Motherbat do my washing early.

 >>/811672/
Smart.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a6bR-NnD_2w

 >>/811668/
Heh

 >>/811672/
I should have gone shopping early. It's already too hot. 
Had plans on going to the market this morning, and woke up at 5 but didn't.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OlUAin2N1E
10K

 >>/811676/
We've left all the shutters down and curtains drawn. Other than venturing out for lunch, we're not going anywhere.

I think the receptionist at my psychologist likes me. She’s not super good looking and a bit fat. Should I give her a compliment or something to test the water?

 >>/811679/
Call her babysweet as you walk away. Don't look back or wait for a response.

 >>/811678/
I'm already under the cool zone.
Wish monk got me my order last night. 
A big greasy boig meal would be nice.

Best deal I can see is either 2 whoppers for $12 but I need to download the app and probably link an email and a bank card, or 2 whopper jnrs with 2 chips for $10
Is KFC open?

 >>/811682/
Yes.

 >>/811680/
chad move

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13026565/Jana-Hocking-Sydney-dating-New-York-men-Australia.html
> JANA HOCKING: Sydney men are furious with me for saying they're the worst to date - but it's time they looked in the mirror (and joined a gym)

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 >>/811685/

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 >>/811685/
Like batman, Trev has only one rule that he lives his life by and doesn't break - never listen to a woman.

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might do some coding after lunch

 >>/811688/
you got a worksafe loicense for that mate?

Need to exercise before it gets too hot but don't have any energy. Fug!

Good morning NEETs.

 >>/811691/
Mrog

 >>/811688/
 >>/811688/
int main() {
    while (neet) {
        goon();
        wank();
        binge();
        if (boongette) {
            rape();
        }
        if (monk) {
            snort();
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

 >>/811693/

int main() {
    while (neet) {
        goon();
        wank();
        binge();
        if (boongette) {
            rape();
        }
        if (monk) {
            snort();
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

 >>/811693/
 >>/811694/
Oh fuck me dead and bury me pregnant. I can't even make an awful and tired joke properly.

neets how do you find a good cafe for a quality breakfast?

 >>/811696/
Luck. Even if you find a good one, they're often inconsistent.

 >>/811696/
Send racist emails until they improve.

 >>/811687/
Thanks Trev.

 >>/811696/
You google and look at photos and reviews.

 >>/811698/
Smart.

> A manhunt is under way after a woman was stabbed to death at a shopping centre
>  >Superintendent McQueen said a witness had described the male offender as African in appearance.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/a-manhunt-is-under-way-after-a-woman-was-stabbed-to-death-at-a-shopping-centre/news-story/4bdfacf876c2aee354944ec845f9d6d7

 >>/811667/
See:  >>/811646/
> To Nuro: shut up. And especially, learn when to shut up.

I can feel a big shit coming on. Going to have a third coffee to get the bastard out.

 >>/811702/
 >>/811528/

 >>/811704/
hodl

Had to put some trackies on and put the cool zone up to 26.
I shouldn't feel this cold.

 >>/811707/
> put the cool zone up to 26.
Optimal temperature in a lot of places for it to run economically.

I finally managed to eject that turd. Having a third coffee anyway.

 >>/811707/
Your starving, you need feed.

 >>/811708/
I thought it was 24, I thought you told me that.

 >>/811710/
> Your starving
NEETlish.

 >>/811710/
I nuked a pie.

 >>/811713/
Pepper?

might get back on the hitman vidya

> tfw no Pippa pie

My arse is struggling to recover from that last shit.

 >>/811711/
I think you're right but running it higher would be more economical
https://www.canstarblue.com.au/electricity/air-con-temperature-costing/

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 >>/811703/
um excuse me but making (1) post per 138 other posts is "shutting up" asshole

 >>/811709/
 >>/811717/
Add a soothing lotion.

 >>/811719/
We all know that is a lie. Don't start your shit again. Just calm down for a change.

 >>/811720/
I'm having the third coffee. Worried there might be another pellet or something in there that will shoot out later.

I stupidly decided to shave off about 3 months worth of beard. Didn't have any clippers, and didn't think to use scissors. Just hacked into it with some shitty disposable razors Motherbat had. Required 4 of them.
Did it outside so I didn't clog her bathroom pipes.
Took a cool shower but can still feel the razor burn.

Not going out for lunch. We are going to have sandwiches instead.

She brushed my hair and put moisturiser on my face and neck, both of which are now burning.

 >>/811723/
> some shitty disposable razors Motherbat had.
Fresh non-used one?

 >>/811724/
Good sandwiches?

 >>/811725/
She's a good bat.

 >>/811726/
Yeah they were fresh razors. She had a bag of 18 of them in a plastic rack with blade guards and all that crap.

I have settled on chicken and lettuce and mayo.

 >>/811728/
> bag of 18
That is a bad sign for quality.

Emily Young has still only released one video on her YouTube channel.

 >>/811729/
Yes. She is of an age where shaving her bits is not a high priority.

I forgot to pack my toiletry bag.

Finished playing hitman, never again until next time, now gonna do productive things.

 >>/811731/
Razors are often a false economy in that regard.

 >>/811730/
I looked that name up expecting a cute girl and it was the LTT tranny ogre.

 >>/811734/
Bazinga!

I can feel pressure building in my arse but I can't get the shit out. I hate when this happens because all of a sudden there is a containment breach and I've got to rush to the dunny.

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 >>/811736/
you need stretching exercises

 >>/811737/
I got it out. Took two poo flushes and one piss flush. Arse is in agony. I almost feel sorry for junkies that get their arses clogged up while they're high. Those heroin shits sound awful.

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 >>/811741/
I think the project is good.

thot status: tradded

normalniggers angry at Bakers Delight after its revealed the CEO donated to the No Campaign 
gonna get a finger bun soon

 >>/811746/
I've already been lol. I hope they have an increase in sales.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ksOVxOiL-x0

 >>/811747/
I went yesterday and got an apricot lattice thing

 >>/811749/
Good boy.

 >>/811746/
I wish their stuff tasted better.

 >>/811749/
i like their bbq bonanza pizza slices, but they've gotten expensive

In a bad mood again. Need goon.

 >>/811751/
I only get a lattice or a couple of their lemon and blueberry scones when they have them. Their rolls and bread are overrated.

 >>/811754/
> overrated
What is preferable?

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She’s back!!

 >>/811755/
German bakery

Thinking of getting a tub  of ice cream

Want to do cuddling and kissing of Olive.

 >>/811759/
you'll find her salty and shrivelled, don't bother

 >>/811756/
Return of the Queen!

 >>/811758/
Do it, neet. Celebrate Olive's return.

 >>/811757/
Concerning.

We be celebrating Olive’s return like those Ewoks at the end of Star Trek

 >>/811765/
wubba lubba jub jub

 >>/811764/
It just cant help itself...

Back from Maccas, Dans, BCF, Autobarn, Woolies in that order.

I got you all 30kgs of airbeds.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C4QqOWPklRw

Free solo climbers deserve to fall

 >>/811768/
That's 6 airbeds and some change. Based on current performance that will last about 14 weeks

 >>/811769/
You’d think they’d drink Mountain Dew not Solo

 >>/811770/
And that’s not even doing the secks on it

 >>/811770/
Some neets will have to share.

 >>/811746/
Might start going thee again. 
Is that In Bat country? 
Not sure why I haven't called victor that before.

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ok neets, garn get a tub of ice cream, what flavour do you want?

 >>/811751/
This is the real issue. I did my herder training near Anzac hwy and the only place close enough that I could easily get a feed was that. Every day I got a cold shit pizza. It was better cold than reheated.

 >>/811775/
blueberry and those better be real blue berrries

 >>/811756/
The idea is better than the reality.

 >>/811777/
you'll get boysenberry and you'll like it

 >>/811775/
Raspberry and white chocolate.

They've changed the dosage of the mints. Regular ones are now 2mg, instead of 1.5
It also says that the nicotine is in the form of polacrilex. 
Why can't they just leave shit alone?

 >>/811779/
nah uh

 >>/811756/
His stomach is gross.
He looked extra masculine today.
Can't believe there are NEETs who are fooled.

 >>/811782/
> They've changed the dosage of the mints. Regular ones are now 2mg, instead of 1.5

Weird move. Wonder why. 
I'm back on the vapes for now.

 >>/811785/
It also looks like he has a bit of a 4 oclock shadow on the mustache

 >>/811746/
Haven't been in years. Prefer independent bakeries that get to make unique products.

 >>/811785/
 >>/811787/
You are mentally ill.

Might start searching tiktok for the next ausneets skank. What are you guys into?

Might make a web browser extension that can detect non-whites in video previews and block them.

 >>/811753/
What's up?

 >>/811790/
Girls that look like some of my 90s and 00's porn star faps.

Saw a chick today that was a dead ringer for Monica Sweetheart. Hnnnnngg.

 >>/811790/
Ethic ambiguity. 
Like a Nepalese Inuit.

 >>/811760/
A spoonful of ice-cream between each kiss to balance the flavour.

I need to eat but i only have eggs and pasta and mi gorengs

 >>/811787/
Not just the upper lip but the jaw too. It is a full beard. He didn't even bother shaving. He thought a bit of make up and camera filters would hide it.
His simps are morons.

 >>/811756/
Handsome fella!

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 >>/811782/

Webber how did you find Ryan on faceberg?

They know his name is Ryan but they still believe. 😂

Cruisey just start vaping

 >>/811802/
He thinks he's too good for it.

Are female orgasms real

 >>/811797/
You're unhinged.

 >>/811801/
It is a unisex name.

 >>/811800/
Why does it matter?

 >>/811802/
Nicotine suppositories are less gay.

 >>/811804/
who cares?

Cum

Little Timmy died :(

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ate all my ice cream, absolutely fugged, will absolute get on the diet wagon tomorrow

https://twitter.com/_MedGold/status/1753954263775023604

 >>/811813/
> MedGold

 >>/811812/
You need to accept. Stop struggling. The wagon is not real.
More ice cream tomorrow.

 >>/811816/
Based.

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YEAAAAAAH

Not the most amazing day but that putrid weather is back. At least there is a pleasant 20km easterly blowing at the point. In the natural cool zone.

 >>/811818/
Based.

 >>/811818/
Lovely view. Based.

 >>/811818/
I dare you to do a wheelie on that railing

Time for my cool zone, I've been holding off all summer, but the heat is on.

The heat is-- ON!

 >>/811591/
I love that picture, I have the original in my hallway. I loved the peter weir moovie and I want to go to hanging rock and hang out there.

 >>/811817/
 >>/811819/
Must you always do this?

 >>/811702/
Interesting there is now information about a car, but we don't seem to have a picture of the alleged offender
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/should-never-have-happened-ipswich-grandmother-named-as-stabbing-victim/news-story/92f9c4f31e2b61d67bd39cb0ce324a55

 >>/811825/
[autism] Basado ! [\autism]

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 >>/811826/
Should have kept them on the cotton fields

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 >>/811827/
Thank you for admitting to the samefagging.

Considering grog once again.

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It would just feel right. One last big night before leaving on your new life on the wagon tomorrow. A sensible plan.