/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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> I am amazed that some neets don't use VPNs.
I don't. 
I'll give you a big smile after leaving court where they read 10 years worth of NEETboard posting

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NURO IS THE BOARD SPEEDER! FINE THAT BASTARD NOT THE HONEST SLOW NEETS!

 >>/812525/
You'll be leaving court in a van through the back exit and wearing handcuffs.

 >>/812528/
low quality post

 >>/812528/
The board whizzer.

 >>/812525/
I stand by every post I've ever made.

 >>/812529/
I'll give the cameras a wink

I forwarded the seek emails but the points haven't been recorded. Deeply concerned.

 >>/812522/
How?

 >>/812541/
Can take time.
Also check the email you're forwarding it from to that Cenno address and your email registered on the Job seeker website must match.

 >>/812543/
Cheers. One of them has come through, it seems the system is running slower than usual. Probably lots of boongs like me doing it lol.

 >>/812540/
Tinted windows. High fences. Underground basement. No-one will see.

I am going to hit one of you with a stick, randomly.

Imagine not being able to keep up with nuro.

I have decided I will attempt the hair cut at 10am tomorrow.

 >>/812546/
Hit that neet that has been nordy.

 >>/812546/
You missed

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 >>/812544/
I don't think true boongs have to do job search. They are far too busy leading their traditional lifestyle.

 >>/812548/
Good luck.

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 >>/812550/

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Thailand trip when?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-06/zoologist-adam-britton-bestiality-child-abuse-sentencing-delayed/103431386
Dog rapist man has had his sentencing delayed again. New date is early May.

I don't mind the appearance of the Thai but flips are disgusting to look at.

 >>/812556/
Pinoy's are okay to work with. They understand they are servants to whites.

 >>/812554/
kek @ that image.

 >>/812557/
The women are hideous though.

Tugger vs the Nurophile 

https://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/news/national/scantilyclad-woman-charged-after-ebike-crash/news-story/76d68da074bc4c060860e07bd4325701

 >>/812558/
> @
Disturbing new developments in NEET posting styles.

Are ladyboys the better option?

I should've had 20 points go through but only 5 points have. Fuck it, I'll put it off.

 >>/812559/
all asian women are hottentot troglodytes

 >>/812554/
kekked

 >>/812564/
I find Japanese and sometimes Korean girls to be cute.

 >>/812559/
Then it's your duty to whiten their gene pool

 >>/812568/
They have long noses and long ugly faces

 >>/812565/
Some of them had funny names like FreeCrabAndJordans LLC. Lots of cases of pairs of niggers each registering barbershop businesses where they'd list the other as an employee so they'd both get ~20k USD for each one.

Long rumbling farts.

 >>/812572/
Did they get charged with fraud?

 >>/812572/
If neets had any initiative we'd be registering fake ABNs and claiming we'd applied to them for jsp

 >>/812561/
I knew it would excite some comment.

 >>/812576/
R&D grants are another avenue

Reading Hunter x Hunter manga. Starting where the TV series ended.

 >>/812575/
> niggers
> US law

 >>/812556/
Yes flips are like abos 
Even the Spanish admixture hasn't helped much 

 >>/812563/
How are you doing it? I've always done manual declaration because the e-mail method didn't work for me. 
I'm doing 2 appliations a day and its much less stressful.

 >>/812560/
mmmm big tiddy gook goblin

You NEETs need to get on the DSP.
Monk you need to get back in with that psychiatrist you never went to see.
Get your mental shit diagnosed and make your DSP application.

 >>/812581/
> e-mail method
Yep, forwarding the emails seek sends me. Only one has worked. Seek is putting in some bullshit about verifying my "right to work" (ie. not being a pajeet student) in there and I think that has changed the expected format of the email enough to kick it from their system.

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 >>/812578/
...tell me more about these grants

big rape

cumming in weber's arse

 >>/812579/
oh boy you're in for a treat when you get up to current. it's entire pages of words describing powers and rules. i liked it anyway and you might too.

 >>/812583/
It's a psychologist who I doubt can write whatever I need for DSP. Next (makeup) appointment is early March. 
How many mongbux do you get on the DSP anyway

I remember a time on this board when weebs were looked down upon, when they were persecuted. What ever happened to the good old days?

 >>/812589/
Rougly $1100 a fortnight vs $750 for the jsp

 >>/812590/
We are too numerous.

 >>/812591/
How actually retarded do you need to be to get on the DSP?

 >>/812554/
HP 100

 >>/812594/
> HP

 >>/812595/
Syndication at last.

Neet molestation.

 >>/812589/
If its a clinical psychologist they can do the needful for you.

cruisey huffed flyspray once

 >>/812585/
No, NEET.
Do not go down the path of R&D grants and R&D tax rebates.
The ATO will fuck you to dead.

Somehow got sick. Fever, chills, vomiting, joint pain. This hasn't happened in years, could be the coof?
Tomorrow I cold be mortally unwell or fully recovered, so infrequently do I get sick that it's impossible to tell.

If your mental health has caused you to not be able to hold a job and has led you to be living in a shame shed at 30 years old then you are disabled enough to get the DSP.
You just have to get organised and do it.

Has nuro started a chroming arc yet?

 >>/812601/
Another neet was sick yesterday. You should blame him.

 >>/812590/
> weebs
I have never considered myself one but Western media is so pozzed I found myself giving anime a go.
It started with Attack on Titan. And then Demon Slayer. And now Hunter x Hunter.

To qualify for the DSP you have to be such a retarded mong that you can't hope to fill out all the forms required to apply for the DSP. It's catch-22.

 >>/812603/
He tried to get me into epoxy.

 >>/812606/
You may be trying to be funny (failed attempt) but that is not true.

I don't like how far forward my head sits on my body. Like my neck is angled forward instead of vertically.

 >>/812605/
I'm gonna watch that new anime about the elf chick soon.

 >>/812606/
low quality post

 >>/812609/
Are you fat?
There is a medical term for what you describe.

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 >>/812609/
Everyone is different neet. You look fine.

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 >>/812593/
You'll be fine, just be yourself.

 >>/812591/
Not that great. I'd have to rent in the country given the cost of flats at the moment. 

 >>/812606/
That's what I always thought 

 >>/812602/
That's true

 >>/812613/
Literally me.
 >>/812612/
No, I just live my life in front of a computer.

 >>/812615/
 >>/812615/
> cost of flats
http://michellefreemanyoga.com/

 >>/812601/
The NEET cemetery is getting full.

 >>/812607/
It would look good on you.

 >>/812615/
> That's what I always thought 
If I could fill it out any mong can.

 >>/812620/
Perhaps you could advise monk on how to fill it out correctly? Your percentage fee could be quite substantial.

Monk will struggle to humble himself enough to admit he may qualify for the DSP.

 >>/812622/
He is overqualified

 >>/812623/
> Special School/Special Education Unit report
Just add a few threads from here.

staring at the computer screen is killing me, I'm going for a walk

Do women have arse hair?

 >>/812623/
> psychologist reports, including IQ testing reports

 >>/812627/
I believe most do. Many younger ones probably try and remove it as part of their genital grooming procedures.

Still not sure how to remove ass hair without waxxing

 >>/812630/
Shaving sounds like a recipe for disaster. Also regrowth would prickle something fierce.

 >>/812629/
At the commune NEETs will be required to remove all bum and scrotum hair.

 >>/812630/
I get mine plucked by a professional vietnamese lady. I hope she washes the tweezers before she does people's eyebrows.

 >>/812632/
back sack and crack wax night

 >>/812634/
I was thinking Tiffin could be the commune shaver and use his flint axe.

I vaguely recall reading something in the late 90s by a guy who removed his arse hair with hair removal cream on a dare, and the problems he had with his new hair-free anus. I can't remember what exactly, but the hair actually served some purpose.

 >>/812630/
Call Jim's.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-townhouse-vic-south+melbourne-438555796

Very high end shed living

 >>/812638/
a shed is made from tin not brick

 >>/812630/
Veet cream.

 >>/812638/
Pajeet or Chang could fit 15 people in there.

Got myself a new choofpipe, places dont seem scared to sell them anymore. I thought they were against the law to sell, without saying theyre oil pourers etc. Had a sticker saying made in china and you can tell. The head and tait are brass but the stem sounds tinny, maybe anuminium alloy shit. I think they were hand threaded, looks shit. The thread where the piece sits has a chip in it and its not completely airtight. Meh. $15.

 >>/812642/
It'll deliver what your body needs!

 >>/812642/
You can find em everywhere in Melb, a lot of gook tobacconists also sell ice pipes

 >>/812642/
You should have had a close look at it before you plonked down the cash.

 >>/812644/
Me on the left.

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 >>/812645/
> sell ice pipes
Proudly serving the community

pidser hut had two-for-one thin and crisy meatlovers so I got that for dinner
ate one now
one for breakkayie

There is a Potemkin Village in Weber's arse.

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 >>/812649/
neet this procrastination must end - go back to the fridge and finish the second one right now

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Going for a cruise. There is potential for autopilot engagement.

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Relax, it's not Davo, it's a female flute teacher who did a lesbian on a student

Doughnuts in the street again. Not even dark. Bad homes.

 >>/812604/
The other neet gave me the evil eye

 >>/812652/
Don't let the fridge frog take the wheel.

 >>/812654/
You can eat them any time of the day or night, NEET.

 >>/812652/
Be careful NEET.

 >>/812654/
glazed doughnuts?

 >>/812655/
Peanut Butter NEET gave botulism to the other NEETs by not washing his hands.

Eating tinned corn for energy, still have a fever and can't hold down water

 >>/812661/
> can't hold down water
That's not good, NEET. Get medical help if it persists much longer. Dehydration is serious.

 >>/812661/
Go to the hospital if you think it is serious enough.

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I'm glad that every week theres a new story of these femoids fucking their students 
For so long the smug redditor phaggot has used pedophile priests as a driver of secular multikulti rootlessness 
Next step is for them to realise that all those priests are fucking little boys because homosexuals are disproportionately mental pedos

 >>/812616/
are you the neet with the club foot?

 >>/812665/
Clumpy Foot is one of our real go-getter grindcore mindset business NEETs.

The milf across the street is letting her two white daughters associate with the nigger kids from a few doors down. No good will come of this.

 >>/812664/
> multikulti rootlessness
Is this a gambling term?

 >>/812666/
True bossman.

 >>/812669/
Indeed.

 >>/812615/
You can get someone like a social worker to fill out the forms for dsp and ndis. but you need a proper diagnosis from a psych and the diagnosis needs time to be treated and stabilized so it could take awhile before you can actually apply for it

 >>/812638/
thats actually pretty good. With a professional job you could bike everywhere and be a city faggot.

 >>/812672/
Hot!

 >>/812662/
 >>/812663/
Tinned corn in mostly water, I just can't stomach anything even remotely cold. I haven't eaten in two days either which may have been the catalyst for this

 >>/812672/
I looked at streetview and getting man-sized cars into that garage would be a cunt, so you would need to be a city bike faggot.

 >>/812675/
> man-sized cars
Victoria is already working to ban or tax those into oblivion anyway.

 >>/812674/
Sleep tight.

 >>/812674/
Yeah just be mindful of dehydration if you're puking everything. If you think your tongue is swelling up, or you are having difficulty swallowing, or your pee is dark orange/brown, get help immediately.

 >>/812583/
He needs it!

 >>/812582/
She is a bit of alright

 >>/812584/
With your skills, you could run umpty.
Im too mong and scared to send emails

 >>/812681/
You should engage the Public Relations subsidiary of WomboSec to send emails on your behalf.

 >>/812591/
When the covid payment was happening, i was taking home 1700ish a fort and basic dole was 1400 
I cant remember what dsp was but it was more

 >>/812599/
I dont remember that

 >>/812684/
most dont

 >>/812597/
Consentual and love giving molestation

 >>/812600/
They keep sending me emails

 >>/812601/
Tom yum soup, strepsils and gargling cough medicine 
Drink lots of water

Did you get the vaccine?

 >>/812602/
> hold a job
Youve proved you can get one.

 >>/812687/
They have more power than the AFP when it comes to entering private property and taking stuff.

 >>/812665/
Yes

 >>/812603/
A dechroming arc, on stanners knob

I should have said tiffin

 >>/812691/
LOL

 >>/812590/
Cartoons are for children

Miss Marple, The Legend of Zoro, and Looking for Alibrandi on tele tonight

Whens monk going to implement fatty boot camp?
Run those suckers down. 
Diet isnt going to do shit if you dont move those joints.
Fat elvis in 80s spandex getting hard while seeing blobs snail crawl behind him
On opium.

Are those movie torrents that are 30gb for a movie that would normally be 1-3gb worth downloading?

 >>/812688/
> Did you get the vaccine?
😐
😦
😩
😫
🤧
🙂

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 >>/812697/
> Run those suckers down.

 >>/812698/
Nope. 720p should be more than adequate for most stuff.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6ZHrKrU8xM

 >>/812697/
Depends on how much you like the visuals. Sometimes the compression annoys me in key scenes when it goes all blocky.

 >>/812700/
Thanks Pepe and Terry.

 >>/812697/
> in 80s spandex getting hard 
That image has now been burned into my mind.

 >>/812663/
public hospital visits are free right?

 >>/812589/
Psychiatrists have a sexier rubber stamp that those cumguzzlers notice better
But zhe will only stamp it after you test out at least three retardation pills and dont shut up 
Youve had siries, dexies and now you just need one more, an f to give up on them. For your own good youll tell yourself knowing tha t it couldve helped snd maybe youre just paranoid, you never cimmited to rhe strstegies thet offered. You knew better because youre in control theyre all jews anyway, do as the me m e says and something. I for h ot 
My train of thought.
Lol boong

 >>/812703/
> Sometimes the compression annoys me
Fat Weber in Spandex

 >>/812700/
I wish Terry Davis were my driver.

 >>/812707/
Thicc.

 >>/812708/
Hot!

 >>/812706/
yes

 >>/812709/
I'd have hung out with Terry. I reckon he'd have been a blast.

 >>/812643/
Unna

 >>/812645/
They didnt have them
Best a arent a bunch of druggie fuckwit degenerates

Temperature 38, barely a fever. 
Battled to keep a miso down, really needed the salts. Maybe just coped heat stroke

 >>/812716/
> Battled to keep a miso down
Did she put up much of a fight?

 >>/812653/
Heh

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 >>/812697/
Its underway. I'm down to 107 and no longer have to suck in
Lookin swole too

 >>/812707/
The process is too long. I need an income if I want a rental for me and misso 
Clock is ticking. I will not take their jew beans 

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 >>/812719/
> 1707056954125386.jpg
just remember mine aren't airsoft

 >>/812698/
No. In fact they look worse.

 >>/812719/
> Its underway. I'm down to 107 and no longer have to suck in
> Lookin swole too
Based.

 >>/812664/
Gay
Tiffin rocks up when im being a beligerant fool
Hes going to whip me when he becomes BOss

 >>/812700/
Well memed.

 >>/812723/
Lucky.

 >>/812669/
 >>/812670/
Wasnt me you faggots

 >>/812706/
Yes.

 >>/812726/
we were complimenting you

 >>/812726/
Hot!

 >>/812667/
Youve mentioned this before
Go over there and tame her

well done tenderloin with tomato sauce

 >>/812690/
Im more compliant than anyone ive worked for and pay more than anyone ive worked for

Board has been too good tonight
Can feel a tantrum approaching

 >>/812733/
cut it out

 >>/812733/
When's our new bo happening?

 >>/812732/
I wasn't suggesting you were a tax cheat, just pointing out they have an insane level of power with little to no oversight.

 >>/812716/
Tom yum soup

 >>/812719/
> misso

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 >>/812736/
The wagies must pay for the neetbux to flow.

 >>/812719/
Get back in those white full body tights and we'll talk
Whats your belt size?

 >>/812731/
Is it still tender?
How well done?

 >>/812733/
Pull your willy out and drink some cold water

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 >>/812733/
Good Evening NEETs

Just went GyG and they were advertising this.

 >>/812735/
Stiff tiff

 >>/812744/
nacho board, cunt
fuck off

Oh no not you again
Australian Crawl

 >>/812741/
charcoal on the edges, just how i like it

 >>/812744/
Based.

 >>/812744/
charcoal on the edges, just how i like it

 >>/812738/
I should have said 'potential misso'

mmmmm delicious spic slop 🤤

 >>/812743/
Me in the back.

Monk hasn't accepted.

 >>/812744/
One of each thanks.

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 >>/812756/
where's webby and posso?

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 >>/812757/
They're enjoying themselves at a certain restaurant.

 >>/812760/
Duck themed?

Thinking about trying some sort of girdle system to separate my thighs so I have two.
I don't think the diet wagon is going to get there.

 >>/812744/
I heard the bowl is made out of edible.

 >>/812762/
> some sort of girdle system
Systems of girdles that will restrict the blood flow.

 >>/812745/
He hasn't posted for months. Wherever you are Tiffin, We love you.

 >>/812765/
Hopefully the institution didn't catch him.

I was really impressed with the work Tiffin has been doing out bush. Reading his blog was an eye opener.
He is a good NEET.

I am looking at high heels to start wearing once the thighs are separate.
I want having two legs to make a real display.

 >>/812767/
> Reading his blog was an eye opener.
> an eye opener
Hot!

 >>/812768/
> looking at high heels
Yellow ones?

Heading to the gym. I'm a bit tired already. Woe.

cruiseo do you like Marty Robbins

 >>/812770/
Yes and I will look better in them than Cruisey ever did.

 >>/812773/
Based. 
Good luck NEET.

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Night.

 >>/812771/
Have a good one NEET. Don't overdo it.

 >>/812775/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/812778/
ROFL!

 >>/812762/
Get some fancy step1 bamboo crotch savrr trunks
I ave bamboo knock offs

 >>/812751/
Meet missos cousins

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 >>/812765/
Ham radio 148.8

 >>/812767/
He is a doer, not a talker.

 >>/812768/
Oak platforms

 >>/812772/
That one sonv abour devil woman is okay
I dont like rhinestone country

I just watched the ending of Once Upon A Time in Hollywood again.
I like the bit where Brad Pitt beats up the women.

 >>/812767/
Tiffin is Based as fuck. If he became #BO all our problems would drift away like a cool summer breeze on a hot day.

 >>/812788/
This is why he is no longer married.

looking at property in Cairns again

 >>/812791/
Shame sheds?

 >>/812792/
Yeah and commune accreage

 >>/812784/
Thats off band

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 >>/812789/
He is the BO we don't need or deserve.

My neck is getting way thicker. The neckline on this tshirt feels tight 
Bane traps soon

 >>/812796/
You're going to have to leave all the buttons on the polos undone.

 >>/812796/
a big polo for you

 >>/812765/
Tiffin's still waiting for you to return his roman.

 >>/812797/
They are.

 >>/812800/
You need to start wearing gold chains.

Wonder if I can find the energy to do some stretches before bed. Inspire me neets.

 >>/812802/
Watch this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ERT_7u5L0dc

 >>/812795/
 >>/812796/
Do you wash with hot water?

Singing soolaimon/brother loves traveling salvation band

God gave us two hands

Choked on a hot rock and vomited up the pizza next to the fence. 
The little dog next door is trying to dig under the fence to get it.

 >>/812806/
> Choked on a hot rock 
You roached it wrong.

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 >>/812808/
Cool it with the narky gifs

back on the pyramid videos

 >>/812810/
Hyperborea rising?

 >>/812808/
Did sowe neck stretchsz while loooking at syrius then saw jupitet Nd felt guiltu

Absolute banger songs at the gym tonight.

I have Taylor Swift fatigue. They are going crazy with this stuff.
She's not even good looking.

 >>/812815/
This is a Swiftie board.

i shit my entire arse out into the toilet earlier tonight

 >>/812816/
This board is for Lana. Even Keegan is an LDR fan.

 >>/812821/
i care not for such petty squabbles

Taylor is objectively attractive but I don't feel anything when I look at her.

 >>/812823/
all i feel is the need to RAPE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SMQQ1wknakk

 >>/812825/
I love PIPPA!

I love PIPPA!

The mp4 files are not playing for me tonight.

 >>/812828/
Is your mp4 player acting up?

 >>/812821/
The song "American" is okay.

American

I might become autistic.