/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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good afternoon NEETS

Did my job search effort. At 80 points and $800 a fortnight I'm doing 16 applications a month for $1600. Getting $100 AUD for doing a seek quick apply and forwarding an email is pretty good.

 >>/813483/
Noice, what are you stats and lifts?

SA BEST A

 >>/813483/
 >>/813538/
How?

heh, I even did an extra one by accident so I now have five banked points.

 >>/813532/
Yeah that's the sort of thing they would do.

Cruisey asked for a ripstarter at the rub and tug and they asked him to leave.

 >>/813483/
Magnificent. Take the shorts off.

 >>/813540/
Overachiever.

 >>/813543/
I hope you just forgot the "no homo"

 >>/813542/
Woe.

 >>/813543/
a million bucks says this is cruisey

 >>/813542/
Only because Weber had been there previously and asked for the same thing and a chunk of clogger split the girl's head open.

 >>/813536/
80kg bodyweight
140kg 1rm bench press
90kg 1rm overhead press
160kg 1rm squat
190kg 1rm deadlift
(i know my lower body is weak as shit compared to my upper body)

 >>/813548/
Workers comp claim will be complicated.

 >>/813485/
> 50 push ups and 50 sit ups
I don't think I could do one of either.

> 1 hour walk
Could literally kill me.

 >>/813502/
> what's a cheap way to get vegies?
I don't know of one. Broccoli was $8.90 a kilo at the supermarket today.
I just buy whatever is cheapest, but sometimes there is not much.

 >>/813516/
Same here. They tried to stop me driving home last time because I was still high on laughing gas. I still went.

 >>/813518/
No.

 >>/813519/
The neetbux do increase inline with CPI. Big increases last two times.

Small farts and big poos

 >>/813549/
also 5 foot 10 or 11

 >>/813545/
Not tonight soon.

 >>/813545/
I was overcome. No homo.

 >>/813549/
Very impressive. Excellent Overhead Press. You have worked hard NEET.

 >>/813549/
> 140kg 1rm bench press
> 90kg 1rm overhead press
Wew, mirin'.
> lower body is weak as shit
Eh, squatting twice your bodyweight is still pretty good.

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 >>/813555/
> I was overcome.

 >>/813556/
He could overhead press a skellie and even bench weber.

tfw no one wants to voice chat :(

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 >>/813556/
 >>/813557/
ty bros

 >>/813559/
> overhead press a skellie
Thinking about where his hand would be able to get the best grip.

 >>/813560/
This  >>/813561/ will be you in 2025

 >>/813562/
He would grab him like a bowling ball.

 >>/813560/
> voice chat 
I don't even have a microphone.

 >>/813564/
kek

 >>/813532/
A sensible concern. Don't rock the boat.

one of them there schnitty packs for dindins en route

 >>/813569/
with chips and gravy?

How much does a basic car service cost these days?
I forgot to ask when I booked it.
It has been 2.5 years since I last got one. Haven't put air in the tires during that time either.

 >>/813568/
Nice bulge touch.

 >>/813572/
I was thinking the hips would be a good place to hold a skellie.

I just wanted to see his quads and glutes.
There is no need for unproven accusations.

 >>/813570/
ofc

 >>/813571/
You are shitposting right?

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Ready.

In the Wrestling when they lift someone overhead they do one hand in the armpit and the other one in the upper thigh/crotch region.
The lifted wrestler often helps by stabilising himself by putting a hand on the lifter's shoulder.

 >>/813576/
No.

 >>/813569/
nice

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I can feel a YEEEEEEHAAAAAH comming on.

 >>/813579/
So you are driving around on visibly flat (dead flat) tyres?

 >>/813581/
Based.

 >>/813581/
The sea looks rough today.

 >>/813582/
I don't think so.

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 >>/813574/
here's a photo of my leg when i completely fucked it 4 weeks ago

 >>/813586/
Very nice. What did you do to it?

 >>/813583/
Basado ! 
 >>/813584/
Not really that’s just your standard Queensland south easterly. So glad to have it back. It’s  still hot and muggy but much more tolerable with it blowing.

 >>/813585/
Tyres will drop about 1 psi per month. So if your tyres were meant to be 36 psi and you left them for 2.5 years (30 months)...

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 >>/813587/
got heel hooked at mma training, then the next day tried to go for a run thinking i would be alright and hurt it even more

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Would you NEETs say this fella looks like he would have killed his wife?
I reckon he did. Just a vibe.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/samantha-murphy-search-psychic-claims-to-connect-with-missing-mum/news-story/907e8cbee694c130c37cebaabb1beb96

 >>/813591/
looks like he's trying not to laugh

 >>/813590/
Yikes!
Do you just train MMA or do you do fights?

 >>/813590/
That looks nasty.

 >>/813589/
I think they are okay. There might be a slight side bulge in the front driver side one. Slight flatness.

 >>/813592/
He looks like a Santa.

 >>/813595/
Put some air in the tyres and get a fucking oil change if nothing else

 >>/813592/
He won't be laughing when he is in jail with no prospect of ever getting out.

 >>/813598/
lol they do about 15 years these days

It wore out the old eeb's battery by exceeding the weight limit. Sad!

 >>/813593/
I train mma, never fought but I would like to. Probably would get my arse kicked but that is all apart of it

 >>/813601/
just hide a knife in your sock and shank em when they least expect it

 >>/813597/
I am booked in for a service on Monday.

 >>/813591/
Looks like an elite gooner. I bet his jowls shake as he talks.

 >>/813602/
Wish I was taught martial arts growing up desu. No amount of lifting/running whatever will increase my fight IQ

 >>/813603/
What about the car?

 >>/813601/
Give it a go mate. You don't have to win.

 >>/813591/
apparently she disappeared close to where that other sheila got clocked with a rock tied to a stick when she was out running

 >>/813606/
Reasonably bantered.

 >>/813607/
This year two of my goals were to do an amateur fight and run a marathon. Just need to keep training. It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment

 >>/813608/
Some crazy caveman has escalated to murder.

 >>/813610/
> It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment
Well at least you have something. Get as much out of it as you can.

 >>/813591/
His face looks like a mask

Feel like I'm going to vomit. Going to lie down.

 >>/813613/
It is called obesity.

 >>/813604/
Red nose and cheeks.

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The daughter is legit upset. The lady cop on the right knows he did it and can't contain her smirk at the bullshit he is talking.

 >>/813382/
I run win 10 AME with no Defender and its stock debotnetted with full root access and justwerksonmymachine.

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Pidser is served bros. I had a slice already, I hope nobody minds.

 >>/813618/
> spyware OS with no critical updates
That's our little hackerman

 >>/813619/
NEET I hope you enjoy that pixxa, but to me it looks like it is mostly nasty shredded ham and a squid or octopus has squirted ink on it.

 >>/813619/
Two slices thanks.

 >>/813621/
Sounds like something Cruisey would recommend.

 >>/813507/
Must be fun as fuck being a schizophrenic poly drug addict. You just know woke society is just gonna give you meth on script so you dont chaos shit up. 

 >>/813469/
How the fuk do brown ppl think its their right to serve food to whites? They should be bootblacks and chimney sweeps as befits tbier place as shudra caste race.

 >>/813620/
I know the devs personally

 >>/813621/
that's bbq sauce, and it's made at a small family run pidser place, and is delicious

 >>/813625/
is one of them nuro?

 >>/813619/
Fat Pixxa

wonder if anyone's made a pixxa topping called sloppa or goyslop yet

 >>/813627/
Why, Yes. He reccomended it personally because he knows the devs.

 >>/813627/
He means Bill Gates and Paul Allen

Contact sport isn't worth the injury, neither is working

 >>/813632/
Smart.

 >>/813633/
Thing about injury they never want to talk about is how it's for life. 
Minor pain that never goes away is major pain and even if you won tats tomorrow you couldn't buy back your health

Going to turn on the Cool Zone.

 >>/813619/
Good pixxa.

 >>/813581/
The older Maxxis minion EXO's were the better generation. How the fuk is a butyl ring better than the full inside sleeve they were using before? How the fuk that even bonded? NOthing bonds to butyl its gonna split you fell for the meme. Sads

Garn get fuel and then go to coles to buy sauce and eggs. 
Day feels like a write off.

 >>/813634/
 >>/813632/
Fridge frog bullshit.

 >>/813638/
Three freshly caught lobsters thanks.

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 >>/813639/

Downloading the first two episodes of Halo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IRl8jKLM5x8

 >>/813644/
Ho Ho HOly shit neets I didnt realize you could do your own comedy sketches on tiktok and get upddots on reddit.  I havent laffed so much since Fast Forward

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 >>/813645/

 >>/813646/
OH YEAH! NOW PLAY MORE SWAG VIDEOS. REDDIT'S TIKTOK THREAD FUKN RULES. Go Back.

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 >>/813647/

 >>/813648/
Disturbing.

Whats the Moovie tomorrow?

 >>/813650/
HP 101

Bossman found out I'm quitting earlier than I would have liked, but again he can't stop me. 

My tenureship as execute director of lawns, might fittings and zero mice is almost at an end. Wage was a terrible mistake and I'm returning to neet

 >>/813652/
Best of luck with it NEET.

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 >>/813652/
Welcome home neet

 >>/813652/
Your new life awaits.

On the off world colonies.

 >>/813655/
 >>/813654/
 >>/813653/
Thank you neets, I'm glad to be back, even in an entry level NEET role

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 >>/813652/
Party at yo' crib soon NEET.

 >>/813658/
I'm still hung over from the dunny party at nuro's, and I think that downie girl gave me an STD.

 >>/813645/
Calm down please

 >>/813550/
They're not going to complain

Bad homes playing loud music 
Can't wank in peace

 >>/813547/
He never shows his club foot.

 >>/813662/
Did you slip them extra $20?

 >>/813664/
Bet his feet look like a hobbits.

 >>/813619/
More replies to this than the beefcake. 
Sad. 
We need fat Elvis camp.

 >>/813561/
Well proportioned. Your abs look balanced.

 >>/813623/
Wew
They were good when they made their own bases.

 >>/813634/
Character building

 >>/813644/
 >>/813645/
It was done well

 >>/813671/
It really was not done well. Lord Nuro has spoken.

 >>/813668/
Fine specimen?

Weber have you brought your bins in?

 >>/813674/
Yes, thank you.

> Lord Nuro
This is not a good development.

 >>/813676/
It really is a good development. Lord Nuro has spoken.

reading boomer forums about hose and tap fittings

 >>/813668/
can't wait to get on roids in a few months and become a total freak

 >>/813678/
Brass. Yes or no?

 >>/813679/
You look good enough already.
Honestly those roid monsters always look better in the before photos than after photos.
There is a point in the middle (natty limit) where they should have stopped.

 >>/813678/
I had to put a new washer in the workshop tap the other week. Ended up turning the water off and unscrewing the whole tap from the wall. Ended up cleaning the threads because autism. Upon reassembly i noticed the tap would no longer sit straight 90 deg without leaking. Had to make a special trip to get plumbers tape to make sure this MF tap sat straight. 

> tfw first world problems

Lord Nuro has spoken.

 >>/813680/
Yes, because I need a bit of extra support.

 >>/813681/
I saw two dudes with comically looking gym legs this afternoon. The looked like chickens.

 >>/813680/
Some say brass is better than plastic, but the Hoselink system seems to be the clear winner.

 >>/813683/
Well bantered.

 >>/813685/
its all down to your O rings

 >>/813681/
I already bought the gear, but I will run one cycle and see how my body reacts. Just running testosterone at 500mgs a week

 >>/813684/
The roid monsters (who don't skip leg day) get thighs that rub together as they walk and they can't run properly.
Their bodies get so big they have to hold their arms out at an unnatural angle, and they can't reach their bum to wipe.

 >>/813687/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2yYRgkIARw

 >>/813687/
A good rubber is worth it's weight in gold.

 >>/813688/
Where did you buy from?
Test at 500 is what I want to do (maybe).

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 >>/813689/
There is no shame in that.

Can't wait for Monk's Bitch Tits Bob story arc.

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> this gen

 >>/813695/
It's only gay if you forget to say 'No Homo' first.

Still haven't ironed those polos

 >>/813697/
You shouldn't need to iron them if they've been washed and hung out properly and then put on good quality hangers.

Psychic choreography of appropriate reactions to others taking offence. 

Whoh!

 >>/813699/
That doesn't sound right.

 >>/813697/
Sit on them and fart, it will give the same result as a steam iron.

 >>/813672/
Maybe you just don't get it.

 >>/813701/
Are you saying Motherbat is wrong?

 >>/813673/
I want to see a back picture

 >>/813704/
Motherbat is wrong more often than she thinks she is.

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Might have a shower tomorrow.

 >>/813707/
I am not sure about that Pepe.

 >>/813708/
First you shit on Motherbat and then you shit on the Pepe.

Australia is less than 50% Australian now
https://www.abs.gov.au/media-centre/media-releases/2021-census-nearly-half-australians-have-parent-born-overseas

 >>/813707/
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.

 >>/813710/
The nation was destroyed in just a few decades.

 >>/813712/
Specifically that Whitlam communist child molester in 1973. So 50 years.

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 >>/813699/
THIS if you just wash your polo and then put them on individual clothes hangers and then hang them out to dry and then hange them up you dont need to iron them.

 >>/813679/
Is it what your body needs?

 >>/813682/
Based.

 >>/813710/
Here in barnaby land
74.0% of people were born in Australia. The next most common countries of birth were Iraq 2.4%, England 2.0%, India 1.1%, Nepal 1.1%, and New Zealand 1.0%.
boongs are at 7.9%

 >>/813695/
Hot!

 >>/813697/
You will tomorrow it's on the list.

 >>/813710/
NEET revolution is the only solution!

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Night.

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IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES
IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES

I've become obsessed by the track Epilogue from the crysis 2 soundtrack, and keep playing it over and over again like the autist I am.

 >>/813693/
I wonder what gear he's on

 >>/813721/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/813724/
Carbs.

 >>/813717/
THE NEPAL MENNACE IS REAL.

 >>/813723/
I can listen to this for hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9qvauLlmo

Considering a goon despite telling myself I wouldn't 
Just one more night of gooning and then I'll get my life together 

 >>/813723/
Meh, its ok.
I'm on the Jason Bourne soundtrack

I like to watch my animes with an English dub.
I don't like the Japanese voices and Japanese words.
Having to read subtitles is hard when I'm eating a big bowl of slop.

 >>/813728/
Yes that's a good one.

going to transition

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Lord Nuro has spoken.

 >>/813732/
Safe journey.

I heard Lord Nuro bought his title from a company he saw advertised on a youtube channel.

 >>/813733/
congrats on discovering modular arithmetic

Remember when he was going through that mathematics phase

Looking at my traffic fines. Unable to find the exact date I have to pay by. Very perturbing.

 >>/813738/
You should invest in a radar detector.

 >>/813738/
You just reminded me. I've got one on a payment plan that I haven't been noticing. Fugg

https://rumble.com/v4c4nsk-savage-negroes-butcher-grandma-as-jews-flex-their-brown-bioweapons.html

 >>/813729/
The Bim Bam Smash and Moscow Wind up tracks are particularly good.

 >>/813741/
How many installments do you get to spread it over?

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 >>/813736/
You can tell me why it stops at 13, because obviously canines crave grapes.

 >>/813740/
The problem is that I turned left on a red light for some retarded reason, not speeding.

 >>/813744/
8 or so I think

 >>/813746/
The problem is that you WERE NOT PAYING FUCKING ATTENTION CUNTY

 >>/813748/
Settle down neet. I am an excellent driver, it was the intersection that was at fault.

 >>/813746/
I remember one morning long ago i had to drop my car in for a service. My parents were away and i got fucking deadly drunk on cognac. Woke up the next morning sick as,  downed some milk, got stuck at a train crossing while a long train of coal buckets went by. Hot sun had to puke did a right hand turn (traffic fully stopped) mad it to the park and puked my guts out.

Turns out coppas were behind me. Saw it and got me for going through a red light. Some judge even bought it up in court when looking at my traffic history. 

TLDR.... fuck tha po lease

 >>/813692/
I won't tell you until I actually do it so I can vouch for it

2024 NEETs on roids

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 >>/813710/
Nien nien nien

 >>/813751/
Okay NEET. Don't forget.

 >>/813751/
Terrible back pain. Like I've been kicked in the nuts. No position gives me relief woe.

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 >>/813455/
I think I'd be too shy to give him a salute.

 >>/813755/
Woe.

 >>/813756/
I just gave you a salute through the screen

 >>/813755/
look into bpc-157 and tbc-500 if you actually are injured

 >>/813707/
Good pepe

I'm starting to think natufian culture is a plant.

 >>/813717/
> Iraq
What are they like?

worked out my dick

 >>/813763/
nut crunches?

 >>/813739/
> teenager 
I thought she was about to say something else

 >>/813764/
Salted caramel macadamias

 >>/813763/
Many reps?

Atlantean refugees once carved a giant possum statue on the giza plateau. Later some nigger egyptians vandalised it by turning it into a sphinx.

 >>/813768/
I knew it!

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/one-thing-women-cant-get-enough-of-in-bed/news-story/a5ae277a7a5160b424e65862449ead2a

 >>/813768/
possum sphincter

 >>/813770/
> Female orgasms can be a tricky thing to come by sometimes
They're not real

 >>/813772/
You wanna hear a joke?
Womens rights

 >>/813773/
kek

Australian Tyre giant Beaurepaires has collapsed tonight, following a failed attempt to sell the business to a rival company. It’s believed over 700 jobs and 100 stores will be directly impacted by the shut down.

Everyone is asleep :(

 >>/813776/
False.

 >>/813775/
Cluse bros told Beau to get fucked

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Feeds from days gone by

 >>/813780/
Good-looking pixxas.

Good night NEETs.

Spergler Acolyte liked my tweet

 >>/813782/
Goodnight

Cannot sleep. Got a mcchicken for some reason and ate it by the beach

Irish accent is the most attractive accent and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
> tfw no older irish big tiddy mommy gf to impregnate 
Just listen to her:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wN4Xg-8DeMM

morning bros

 >>/813787/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/813765/
Simple substitution that could have been
> youth
> boy

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-08/wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-peoples-choice-win-polar-bear/103440814

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/sydney-trains-face-major-delays-after-guard-falls-off-moving-vehicle/news-story/987f4466b4f5cbba7060c3e7e2057e91
> She

Mrogalin NEETs

So much to do.
Too much to do.

Haven't done anything in decades

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Good morning neets

Need to leave the house, but first waiting for some action from the back section.

Advertisements serve to remind us how little we have in common with the normies.

 >>/813796/
Wait till the coast is clear, prudent neet

waiting until the gape is clear

want some smarties or m&ms, family sized packet

It's not even 8 o'clock and I'm already on the paranormal youtube videos. FUG.

We need to get a new BO before Monk starts his steroid cycle, because that is gonna end in gaol.

 >>/813792/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/813802/
maybe it won't happen, maybe the cops will arrest him for unpaid speeding fines first

 >>/813804/
I doubt anyone can catch high speed Monk.

 >>/813802/
HASSAN PIKER I'M COMING TO KILL YOU
I welcome monks roid arc

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Need to go outside. On the lookout for underwater Jews

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 >>/813807/
let's be careful out there

How has wordpress neet found blogging? I'm going to start a blog myself, wondering if you had any tips.

 >>/813809/
Officeworks sell blank books for 50c

 >>/813809/
Buy a biro while you're at it.

That ukie herder sent me her resume again.

We need a moovie night again.

 >>/813810/
Scanning the pages for us will take some effort.

 >>/813813/
Yes HP 101

 >>/813813/
He's too busy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_Frank

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2n_BinoS1Ug

this looks like fun

 >>/813785/
> mcchicken by the beach
Another candidate for the NEET band name.

 >>/813783/
You've made it NEET.

 >>/813812/
She will keep sending one with a new photo of her wearing less and less until she is hired.

 >>/813812/
Post her picture

Pulled the car out of storage and drove it somewhere to have something looked at and had a natter to the bloke.
Have not had a caffeinated beverage yet.

 >>/813818/
It was a very influential game.

Want caffeine.
Need caffeine.

Gravity makes poo go down

 >>/813827/
I can poo standing on my head.

 >>/813824/
That's a historical rape site, ghosts of rape live there

Bought a stick of "Hahndorf" brand garlic mettwurst.
Absolutely flavourless. No good.

NK you boong.

 >>/813826/
you need more sleep

 >>/813832/
like a fish needs a bicycle
now hand over the coffee

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Buying camping shit off aliexpress for my quest to trace the last footsteps of Tiffin.

 >>/813812/
Employ her as your personal assistant.

Possum kicked me to death while wearing crampons once.

Deeply woed. Feel I may not have too long to live. May as well have some chockies and goon.

 >>/813836/
you enjoyed it, you little tramp

 >>/813835/
Introduce her to Webby

 >>/813830/
Hope it wasn't expensive.