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No. 815591 [Preview] [Reply]
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I know, that's societys preconceived ideas of what being gay is, like I could pound you up the arse all night and we both know it wouldn't make us gay, but society would see both of us a a couple of raging fags, life is simply not fair.



















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''Trump told NRA Friday his mass deportation program would begin "within moments" of taking office. To do at scale would likely require 150-200k law enforcement officers, including a private army of red state ntl guard he'd deploy into blue states More here. https://theatlantic.com/‘‘







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FUG FUG FUG. Had a rent inspection. The official time is between 9:30 and 4, normally happens in early afternoon. The woman turns up at 9:15. FUG. Place was still a total mess, floors were filthy, parts of the sink still covered in grime and bleach. FUG. She insists on taking photos anyway, so now my disgusting lifestyle is recorded in perpetuity by the real estate agent. If I had any more than the barest trace of self respect, I'd be in total meltdown right now. Fortunately, I don't. Just gonna get gooned. FUG.

























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Was taking a shid at about 2am and had this huge huntsman start crawling towards me
Luckily I had my thongs on and stomped it but it didn't immediately die and actually came even closer. It only figuratively scared the shit out of me
















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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/heinous-melbourne-cars-personalised-number-plate-sparks-outrage/news-story/63b31425f204115cc298e3b749b6b1be
too bad if you had an 88 SS Commodore or something






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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/12/queensland-to-crack-down-on-public-knife-possession-after-fatal-stabbing-of-vyleen-white
> Queensland to crack down on public knife possession after fatal stabbing
even though stabbing people is already illegal
maybe crack down on the imported nigger problem instead?























































































































No. 815783 [Preview] [Reply]
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https://www.news.com.au/national/australia-post-forks-out-4000-a-week-to-fly-cash-out-to-remote-town/news-story/1951b8727c772d2554cea9d12c2b9ff3
> “Cooper Pedy, for example, is about $4000 a week that we’re spending flying cash in to make sure that town has a provision of cash,” he told the committee. 
Next week: Coober Pedy LPO and/or Roxby Downs Airport gets robbed.




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The speed with which they got rid of cheques was amazing. Motherbat got a letter late last year saying she could use her chequebook until March.
Last week the Corvette Club had to vote to change the constitution to remove the bit about cheques and replace it with some shit about the currency of the day.





















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> malt 'o' milk bikkies
Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Antioxidant (E307b From Soy)), Malt Extract (From Barley), Milk Powder, Eggs, Salt, Baking Powder, Food Colour (Caramel Ill), Natural Flavour.



















No. 815827 [Preview] [Reply]
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Watching Law & Order: SVU. This is better than the other one but not great. Strong anti-Serb sentiment so far which I don't approve of. There is also stuff that wasn't intended to be anti-gay but would be considered as such today.



























No. 815854 [Preview] [Reply]
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disingenuous
adjective [dis-​in-​gen-​u-​ous]

1. lacking in candor
2. giving a false appearance of simple frankness; calculating

Cruisey's expressions of concern for Weber are self-serving and disingenuous.





















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Wednesday driving to Hay via Mildura and staying the night.
Thursday driving from Hay to Canberra via Narrandera and Cootamundra and staying 4 nights
Monday driving from Canberra to Albury via Cooma (lol), Tallangatta, etc
Tuesday driving from Albury to Horseham
Wednesday driving from Horseham to Adelaide





































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Having beer for lunch before the next company.
Some nutcase nearly rear-ended me at the lights at the intersection of Sir Donald Bradman Drive and West Tce.
Threw a plastic chair out of the way when walking through the market after some dumb cunts blocked my way stopping to chat.
Fuck I’m sick of everything lately














No. 815927 [Preview] [Reply]
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The reception and admin girls at the place I’m about to go to (smelling of three pints of stdout) think I’m special needs. Only thing worse than being treated like you’re invisible by pretty girls is having them talk to you like you’re a baby or toddler.







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Some dumb cunt merged at speed at an intersection with the traffic lights out. I held down the horn for a good 10 seconds. Was just hoping for some kind of road rage fight but he just gave me the finger. 

Also a rapey jeet is on the loose
https://www.police.vic.gov.au/appeal-information-following-dandenong-north-sexual-assault













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It took them two weeks to release the footage. Sometimes they wait months or don't even release it at all. You have to wonder what their game is.

Pajeet will get caught. These days only a fool would commit a crime that would be reported and would be serious enough to get police actually investigating and looking at CCTV footage etc.
Just the brand of bike and those autistic trackies will be enough for someone to identify him.




















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Nuro said I could hang out with him but when I turned up to his place he wasn't there and he said  he was at a party on Coolkid Beach and it was invite only and also the beach was closed, once.


























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A former member of the 75th Ranger regiment on twitter said this guy was also a ranger and had some issues with PTSD. I feel somewhat sympathetic for that reason but he has no business being a policeman with his health being like that.










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Might have to move to Adelaide I reckon
Houses are significantly cheaper in Davoren Park compared to here
Even a 3 bedroom in Blair Athol is way more doable and very close to the CBD






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I knew a bloke who worked in a DC and he said they'd sometimes get pallets of drugs that'd be wrapped in black plastic to stop the deros identifying what they were moving. I think the idea was you'd have to steal the entire pallet or unwrap it to nick anything worth taking.










































































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I'm worried all this support for Ukraine is going to bite us in the arse in a few years. This whole affair seems like Vietnam-Afghanistan but with America playing the role of the USSR.
On the lists of nationalities of foreign volunteers it seems Australians are way over-represented for whatever reason. And our government has been providing 155mm shells despite them being used to hit civilians in Donetsk city. I don't have a high opinion of either side in this conflict but it seems like another case of blindly following the yanks without regard for ourselves.

No. 816084 [Preview] [Reply]
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> This whole affair seems like Vietnam-Afghanistan but with America playing the role of the USSR.
Not the worst situation. It will be very interesting to see what happens after they sign a peace deal and Zelenski probably disappears 

> seems like another case of blindly following the yanks without regard for ourselves.
Maybe so, but who else is going to save us in the case of conflict in our region

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It has always been my view that the only way Australia would be threatened with invasion is in the context of a World War.
It is not like China would just randomly decide to invade Australia one day and not invade anywhere else. We have no real territorial disputes and no land borders.
So we are only under threat in a World War situation and if that happens our allies will choose to defend us if it is in the broader interests of the war effort, or let us fall if it isn't. That is how it was in World War Two.
Sucking up to America beforehand will not change that dynamic. They will only defend us if it is in the interests of the broader war to do so. Sucking up to them in the decades beforehand will not count for anything.
We should pursue a policy of armed neutrality. We should have nukes.

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"Mr. Gigachad, you told you never had sex. How does that make you feel?"

"Racist"

"That is not an emotion, you can feel angry or sa-"

"Hatred towards minorities."

"..."

"and women"




































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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/prime-minister-anthony-albanese-has-proposed-to-longterm-girlfriend-jodie/news-story/dcb9278762619b3d66bd607548fd3b48
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My new wired mouse was delivered. It has two buttons on the side that let me go forward and back on a web page by pressing with my thumb.
It is an upgrade from the basic $5 model I had been using. The scroll wheel was not functioning correctly.
It has no lights on it. That is important. I do not like how they put lights on every piece of computer equipment now.
RBG gamer aesthetic is not good. You will not get a gf if they see those lights all over your PC.


No. 816193 [Preview] [Reply]
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> You will not get a gf if they see those lights all over your PC.
I am not going to get gf regardless, so at least I have the liberty to enjoy whatever lighting scheme I damn well please without some roastie whining about it.

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On my second Oak Iced Coffee carton of the day.
I wanted another one of those Bold Espresso Ice Breaks but the shelf was bare.
I get angry when the supermarket runs out of things I want.
You would think their logistics systems would be sophisticated enough to prevent it. They need AI to manage stock levels and robots to stack the shelves.
I once asked a staff member if they had more of something out back and he said he would check and then he disappeared for at least ten minutes. Eventually I just walked off and continued my shop.










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I'm a space man. I am making space under the house for some firewood I overbought on more than twice what I need. Its coming tomorrow. In other news I went to the shop and found a good deal on hawaiian tear and shares and Bold expresso milky coffees so I overbought on that too. I'm going to be fat and warm this winter.

















































































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I was walking the dog last night around 11pm when I saw a man lying on his side on the grass by the footpath of Heddle Street which is a bit of Peachey Road. I was walking along a perpendicular road and initially ignored him as I didn't want to get involved in anything but I decided to go back in case he needed help. I cautiously approached him and relaxed when I realised he was about 60 or so. He was hard to understand as he mumbled and slurred quite a bit as he spoke but he seemed to mean something with his speech and wasn't just babbling incoherently like methheads do. He said he fell over and was stuck on the ground. He requested his phone which had fallen on the ground out of reach. I gave it to him and he was shaking pretty badly and struggled to take it. There were several cigarette butts and a lighter on the ground as though he had been smoking whilst laying there. I have no idea how he managed to smoke them with that tremor though. I helped him stand up and he seemed unsteady on his feet. He said he was fine to walk home and pointed to a nearby house. There was an empty gatorade bottle on the ground and when I asked him if he wanted his "water bottle" he declined and said "It's for wine" before laughing. He seemed like a harmless old gooner but I have to wonder why he was out walking and how long he had been stuck there. Strange bloke. He had that very scrawny wino look, not the bloated fat type. He had a leather vest on and some fingerless gloves. God knows what that was about. The dog was completely calm around him which I guess was a good sign.




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> inebriated mong
Yeah, I think he was just hammered.
I have to wonder if the shaking was the goonshakes but I don't expect he had been on the ground long enough. It would explain the choofing despite the shaking.
> read their owner's body language
Yeah, FRM gets socially anxious and that causes the dog to be agitated around visitors but it was just the dog and I with the mong encounter.

















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There are a few ghost towns around, but they're that way for a reason. Unless you're prepared to drive 500km return for supplies you won't last long. They're usually in hot places too, so growing fruit and veg will be hard or impossible.





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Vi-SMS also known as Visual-SMS is a service that allows users to send and receive text messages that include visual elements such as images videos or emojis. It enhances the traditional SMS (Short Message Service) by enabling users to communicate in a more expressive and engaging way.












No. 816323 [Preview] [Reply]
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1. We're all too lazy to do anything about even forming one
2. The same handful of NEETs would be left to do everything for the others.
3. After a month or two there'd have been at least one murder and a bunch of sperg outs and nobody sane or useful left












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Had cat put down. Woe. 
So ends the story of cat.
Cat came from the shelter in the beginning, the shelter had too many cats, cat was chosen for being sensibly behaved. 
Cat lived outdoors, hunted many animals and was loved by children, she lived to be 20, and joins those who went ahead of her.
Cat will be missed.


























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I have been looking up how to fix all those problems the mechanic identified with my car.
Theoretically I could do some of them myself using YouTube as a guide. But it looks too hard.
I would like to be the kind of person who works on their own car, but I don't think YouTube is enough - they make too many assumptions and too much detail gets missed.
I can't risk fucking up my car. I can't afford a new one.
I would like to be able to paint it myself too but that looks even harder. Spraying it with tub liner looks like an option.
It really needs a new paint job. The paint fade and discolouration is unsightly.
Got no rizz.






No. 816367 [Preview] [Reply]
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I'm still thinking about the shed model, where every neet gets a shed, and shipping containers are reserved for neets who wank openly. 
Gooned neets will be allowed to run around freely in the space between the inner and outer perimeter fence to scare off the police.



No. 816370 [Preview] [Reply]
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Unless you have a hoist, the leaks will be a cunt to fix.
You also have to have EVERYTHING you need before you start on those jobs, because if you drop the transmission or transfer case, or any of those sort of jobs, you will not be able to drive to the shop until everything is back together and re-filled with car juice.
Just ask the mechanic who did the work to number the things that need to be done in order of priority and get something done every month or so.










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You can also get a few quotes for some of the jobs from different mechanics.
If you are an RAA member, you can have their mechanics at Richmond Rd look at the other mechanic's report and look at the car and give you a priority list or a second opinion.


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> Just ask the mechanic 
I think they struggle to accept that you don't have to fix everything.
They don't want to tell you that a leak can go unfixed in case it gets worse and then the customer will blame them for the car breaking down and needing a more expensive fix. "You told me I didn't have to do it".
They just tell you to get everything done.


















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Fixed the tap. Ordeal over. 
Thought I could fix a small leak, ended up replacing the whole pipe and three generations of bullshit. 
Oldmate plumber said it looked like apprentice work, aye but someone hired the apprentice, and the pipes work.


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Do ten push ups. I learned to fall back to something rather than giving up totally, because then at least you make progress.
Had to go to six stores to fix that tap but every time I fitted one section and two weeks later and the tap got fixed




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A guy managed to convince the court that he had to be allowed to live in Thailand on his DSP because the meditation shit he was doing there was vital treatment for his mental illness.







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Unironically an issue. People who take loans or welfare, leave illegaly, pay someone to impersonate them. Very, very hard for Indians to get loans because the bank is afraid they'll immediately fuck off to India and buy a village



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I've always thought like that too. I also never use aircon because apparently it eventually runs out of gas or something and I don't know how long it'll last 
I don't even know how to use the radio outside of bluetooth 
My current car doesn't have cruise control 

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Well plumbed 

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A cashier once told me on the sly that Dan employs covert operators to corner foreign liquor markets


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A surprising number of companies have debranded foreign outlets, often to raise local currency revenue. Dan Murphy's probably owns an Irish supermarket to raise gold coins for their guiness.
Dan murphies probably own sheep in Scotland they pimp out for whiskey.






















































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https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/wa-man-faces-jail-for-disrupting-rainbow-serpent-after-building-bridge-over-creek-on-his-property/news-story/8853b77040b11a9e9e3729d64a8a5174
lol ffs

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https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/severe-weather-warnings-for-parts-of-queensland-as-heavy-rainfall-causes-flooding-across-the-state/news-story/a4e3f1dd060219040f5f6384693dcc39
I hope our two special little NEETs are OK





























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I was changing the bin bag when I accidentally dropped the rolled end. It bounced along unrolling as it did so and spooked the dog. I think I triggered her snake response. I gave her lots of pats to reassure her.

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https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/man-appears-to-take-selfie-during-arrest-after-highway-drama-20240215-p5f539.html

> The man has been charged with five counts of serious assault police, three counts of dangerous operation of a vehicle, and one count each of unlicensed driving, going armed so as to cause fear, possessing unauthorised medicine, armed robbery, unlawful entry of a vehicle, and unlawful possession of a weapon.

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