/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I have no interest in speculating about Weber's disgusting bowel movements.

 >>/817498/
Regardless you've spent years visualising it

 >>/817499/
Some of us photograph, weigh, and sample his cloggers. These data will be invaluable someday.

 >>/817500/
We are also doing the hard yards with psychological research here. 
Half black half Asian women will study our posts in 100 years to discern classical Australian incel-conservatism, I'm sure

Good night neets.

Police chopper above me 
This might be it

 >>/817504/
Hard drives in the Mike Lando, quick.

 >>/817502/
Good night.

Might go recite the names of stars.

 >>/817509/
You just make the names up.

I just saw a satellite burn up, or a meteor. 
It was about a second of fire. There wasn't any noise.

 >>/817510/
I have two different apps and some of the names are different.

Would like to have an infant baby. Think it would be very cute. Nice to watch as their neck muscles strengthen and they can hold their head up. Look at women in public ogling me when I carry them. Watching vlogs of new Dads and it seems incredibly wholesome. 
Sad that women don't want this

morning bros, another day on earth

 >>/817514/
mording

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What's the ideal cooked breakfast for a growing boy?

 >>/817517/
two sausages, two eggs, one chiggen pattie, half a kilo of bacon, two toast

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/817517/
two sausages, several slices of bacon, two eggs, two hash browns, some baked beans in ham sauce

It's falling out of me.

Made it home from Motherbat's.
Have to go to those fuckhead whizzers this mording.

 >>/817523/
do the whizzers pay well?

 >>/817524/
Dunno. I am paid by somebody else.
The IT manager there was talking about the new optioned up Volvo SUV he had just purchased on Friday, so I think he is doing alright.

 >>/817523/
Did the printer issues ever get resolved?

 >>/817526/
yes

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 >>/817481/
I love incelcore

Good morning fellow big shitters.

 >>/817530/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/817529/
I thought the dog at the end was amusing.

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 >>/817525/
Normies will go heavily into penury to attain a level of accoutrements (and this includes middle management jerbs), that they see as symbolic, somehow, of success and wealth but its mummery in the end as they build their sand castles in comfort and faux opulence.

 >>/817530/
Bed shitters

 >>/817533/
Why would anyone want to go into middle management beyond HR?
I have heard experiences of people avoiding it because they hate that it's mostly managing people and often de-attached from their previous responsibilities.

 >>/817535/
Why would you go into HR? you are drawing lines in the sand; this guy is desk jockey loser but i'm okay because my cubicle is on this side of the office. Only the peon with a hoe in his hand has the grace of god.

> tfw no hole in hands or grace

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MEH. TIME FOR ANOTHER CHOPPAH RIDE NEETS. MEH

garn aldi to pick up some salad, eggs and bread. You neets need anything?

YELLOW HIGH HEELS

 >>/817539/
Cherry ripe please.

 >>/817517/
Corn and acai fritatatas with low fat hollondaise

 >>/817533/
What symbolic success would you prefer?

 >>/817539/
30kg of new thread please

 >>/817536/
Only a pen0r with a whore instead of his hand*

Tiffin hasn't worked out that all organised religion is a front hiding their tantric sex cult rituals.

Questions for Canopus

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I don't think you can see Antares from the southern hemisphere. Also not sure about Formalhaut. Will have a look tonight.  
Need a new celestial mythos for the southern hemisphere.

NEW:
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CUM SPLASH

BUM RASH