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gpt a rock hard erection

I hate the heat.

 >>/819547/
Your image didn't upload.

 >>/819551/
I've lost it.

 >>/819552/
It never existed.

Edition title doesn't have capital letters.

Olives gape looks like it has a stuffed capsicum.

I definitely reckon wombo has been spotted out and about by SA NEETs.

 >>/819563/
lol

 >>/819557/
> Lord_Nuro
One of the worst memes in our history. Keegan has always pushed this shit ever since he shat in the pan and wrote "IGA is da prince" on the paper. He is now styling himself as "Lord Nuro" or "The Based One" and referring to tiffin as "nurochad".

 >>/819564/
Cruisey sees him everywhere. Hiding his face behind newspapers like something out of a last century spy movie.

 >>/819564/
 >>/819547/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0
Do you reckon our new Beau could be a hot chick?

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 >>/819565/
Me in the middle

 >>/819567/
He gets his tips from bat. She used to infiltrate RSL clubs looking for commies.

The tolerance for using a NEET's real name is officially hereby rescinded.
All NEETs will be protected from doxxing, even the bad ones.
Bans will be handed out from now on.

 >>/819566/
I hope the new Beau wordfilters his name. You're a gay cunt for using it.

 >>/819569/
Only on Thursday's.

Imagining bat in groucho glasses and mo calling herself Mr. Harum. P Hing.

Harum means fragrant.

 >>/819572/
Can you please clarify where the flags stand with rule 3? Nuro has claimed a whole bunch of the flags as "his".

 >>/819574/
Yeah, I'm a gay cunt for using it but him making visits to the Nambour caravan park and posting AI images of IGA as a child is just fine?

 >>/819578/
If you think I'm Nuro because of a flag, you're a mong.

 >>/819579/
Why do I need to pick a side? You're both irritating wankers.

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 >>/819541/
"I’d like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Bored Owners of the Image Bored /ausneets/ on which we meet today, and pay my respects to Bored Owners past and present"

 >>/819580/
I'm asking if neets are going to get banned for touching "his" flags. Can anyone use any flag?

We need a formal update on how rules will apply to board behaviour going forward. A memo.

 >>/819583/
I made most of his flags I think.

 >>/819584/
There is only one rule. Rape or be raped.

 >>/819584/
A State of the Nation address.

There will no longer be tolerance for people bringing up the same tired, disruptive talking points over and over.
All the classics from both sides. It has been going on a loop for months now.
It is no longer going to be acceptable.
You have been warned. Just don't post it.

 >>/819578/
I would not say that any NEET "owns" any flag.
But if you use a flag strongly associated with another NEET you really should have a good reason. Why cause confusion for no good purpose?
I will not accept people trolling the board for kicks.

Going to have a nap (30m) and some weetbix (9). Good night noots.

 >>/819586/
That is a good rule, or a second rule stating eat or be eaten.

 >>/819590/
The flags have been a source of much of the drama. I think all of them, including the national ones, should be disabled. Maybe making an exception for Dan as the one custom flag.

 >>/819592/
What if two boongs orally raped each other in a 69 fashion? NEET jurisprudence remains a very underdeveloped field.

 >>/819591/
Goodnight

Talk about The Whale (2022) has really died down. I don't mean here but on the internet in general. I thought it was good but it doesn't really leave you with much to talk about.

'Pariston' is an anagram of 'No Rapist', 'Arson Tip', 'Iran Post' and 'Patronis'.

Still haven't got my cenno. Stuck at home with no fuel and no food.

Do any of you own printers?

 >>/819600/
Yes.

Posting under someone else's flag is like parading around like an eceleb girl when you're a bloke named Ryan.

 >>/819599/
It should be a rule that the new BO has to give every NEET some money on his first day.

 >>/819602/
Poorly bantered.

 >>/819602/
The Olive tranny stuff has to stop.

 >>/819601/
How cheap is it to print plain black text on A4 paper?

 >>/819602/
Well bantered. 
Olive fanboys continue to cope

When do the Saw films really get bad? I've seen the first two and found the first to be solid and the second to be okay. Is it downhill from here?

 >>/819606/
Epson claim something like 240 pages for a black inkjet cartridge, but I don't think it's that high. Maybe half of that.
A black aftermarket cartridge is $16. $50 for black and three colours. Proper Epson catridges are going to cost almost twice that.

 >>/819608/
IV onward

 >>/819544/
How?

 >>/819609/
Righto, thanks.

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 >>/819596/

 >>/819612/
That was for an Epson XP-2100 which I have. Motherbat has an Epson XP-442, which is for all intents and purposes identical.
If you were are a uni NEET or office NOOT, I'd probably just use their printers for anything large or where quality is important.

 >>/819614/
> their printers
and by their printers I mean the uni or workplace, not Epson

Two 840mg sodibic tablets down the hatch.

 >>/819616/
Do you have a UTI?

 >>/819603/
Sounds fair.

 >>/819618/
Democracy manifest

 >>/819619/
Get your hand off my penis!

Cannot stand that reddit meme

 >>/819610/
Just like HP

Possum felt the genetic memory of his ancient Greco-Bactrian ancestors exploring Buddhist stoicism in northern Maharashtra while out harvesting his rosemary once

 >>/819617/
Just peed what looked like a couple of dried up blood clots, I used to suffer from uric acid kidney stones and the sodium bicarb disolves them given time, so I am just being cautious.

 >>/819622/
108 is on tonight.

 >>/819590/
Are you going to ban olive?

I claim the Australian flag!

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> MFW THERE IS A FRESH NON POZZED #BO

 >>/819628/
Based! How's your weekend been?

Had an onion sandwich.

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 >>/819572/
 >>/819588/
 >>/819590/
BEYOND BASED

 >>/819630/
Tony?

 >>/819628/
What happens if he dies suddenly? Is wombo still holding root access?

 >>/819629/
Hot and steamy. Went to go for a ride but it just started raining now, so i just grabbed some KFC and went home. Currently spinning new vinyl. Going to get propper fucked up tonight. 

Hows yours ?

 >>/819633/
> wanting to know wombo's roots

 >>/819635/
Just saying that unless he is a freemason, the office of BO on this board hasn't been very conducive to longevity. Almost a curse, as this post suggests.  >>/819553/

 >>/819635/
They are many and deep

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 >>/819634/
Where do you put your stuff when your on your eeb? do you have a basket at the front or a rack on the back?

 >>/819634/
> so i just grabbed some KFC and went home.
Working late?

I think wagies ought to be forbidden from holding the office of BO on ausneets. It would lessen us.

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 >>/819636/
Monk is a barely functioning alchoholic burnout and  and Chicken_Dinner is a CCP agent moonlighting as a university student. We all need to thank Wombo for his hard work. 

Thanks Wombo 👍

 >>/819638/
I have a messenger bag filled with champagne and shiet.

 >>/819624/
Jesus Christ, that sounds horrible. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope that fixes it. I'm not at risk of developing kidney stones but it is something I am paranoid about.

 >>/819631/
You realize this means you will be banned for threatening to stab people, right?

 >>/819642/
Thats not very ergonomic. Why dont you get one of those uber eats giant square insulated things that make the pajeets into the coolie peons they are? Also you forget that the Nubo is drawn from ausneets stock, so dont project competence or sobriety.

 >>/819630/
My granddad used to make raw onion sandwiches a lot. When he was a boy they'd occasionally get some pigeon meat in there as well.

 >>/819641/
> Chicken_Dinner is a CCP agent moonlighting as a university student
flutenoot/Davo?

 >>/819645/
Why don't you clear your email field?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bogged
> (Internet slang, usually derogatory) Having the appearance of having had excessive plastic surgery. 
I am amazed this is on wiktionary. Wew.

> Monk is a barely functioning alchoholic burnout
> I have a messenger bag filled with champagne and shiet.

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 >>/819648/
It's not even the fancy sage like big fella used.

 >>/819650/
Yep, a rule 1 violation against monk and a rule 14 against DavoNEET.

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@Cruisey

 >>/819652/
His post doesn't even make sense. What do Monk and Davo have to do with Weber in the context of a new BO? 
Strange remarks even from someone who puts vitamin B under their tongue

Nuro you have come into the thread acting uppity and insulting other NEETs, provoking more of the drama which I have said will no longer be tolerated.
I will not be tolerating the drama from either side. Consider yourself warned.

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monksux was a shit BO

I'm looking on gumtree at getting a ps3/xbox 360 to replay red dead and fuck me dead, the prices are ludicrous. You can't expect to get over $50 for a console two generations old.

Any suggestions for where I get one? A garage sale would probably be the cheapest way but I can't be fucked putting in all the time and effort.

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 >>/819641/
weber is dying

Would cash converters be a viable place to go?

 >>/819646/
Fatherbot told me of one of his uncles introducing onion sangas to him as a kid, and his own Mummybot going spare when she found out.

 >>/819661/
> going spare
Why though?

 >>/819630/

I like them with tomato sauce.

 >>/819662/
Probably embarrassed to be povo

Going to use the depiller to clean up my trackies and look like a handsome new neet.

 >>/819665/
What colour trackies? Post photos please

 >>/819665/
5xl's?

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 >>/819648/
I dont use email im haxxor 1337. Its a violation of our rights as board users that some probable glownigger now has access to the IP hashes because wombo dropped this board like hes dropping his guts RN.
THis is serious

 >>/819666/
Black. No photos.
 >>/819667/
No, medium.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tqpgv2R4fMo
Absolutely gorgeous 
Need an NT gf (white)

 >>/819660/
No they overcharge for 'vintage' tech.

 >>/819627/
You stole it off the boongs.

 >>/819668/
Will you please stop making this claim that I have anything to do with the administration of this board or website.

pork and veal meatballs in the oven

spaghoots in on teh boil

 >>/819674/
Put an extra 10 in for me please.

 >>/819676/
Based.

 >>/819677/
Faggio whizzed away!

 >>/819670/
Saw that on the news thismorning. Imagine working in a tin shed (hanger)  in Dawin. I got offered that during my LAME apprentiship and was like nope. Other people that did lasted about 2 years on average.

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kek

 >>/819681/
> LAME apprentiship
A what?

Got barely any sleep last night. Have no money and very just’ed

 >>/819677/
Always makes me laugh.

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Elons brain chips are all smoke and mirrors. we are eons away from usefully augmenting the brain. AI is hyped too.

 >>/819681/
I LOVE air crash investigations. I hate travelling anyway only rich cunts game bah

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This now a bike thread.

 >>/819682/
> jfif

 >>/819691/
I've been tempted to buy a Royal Enfield Bullet for a while but that is a fantasy more than an actual desire.

 >>/819690/
Song name?

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 >>/819688/
This now a coins thread

 >>/819661/
> going spare
Never heard that saying before.

 >>/819691/
So post your Mummybot

 >>/819659/
I could fix her.

garn bonnings

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 >>/819695/
Spare a dolla cuz?

 >>/819697/
Lets leave the mummybots out of this.

 >>/819698/
Want to teach Olive how to shoot. All up close and personal like.

 >>/819701/
Ok I am sorry.

 >>/819696/
Sadly most of the old idioms are disappearing. Fucking seppos ruining our culture.

 >>/819704/
It's the boomers fault for not teaching us these idioms.

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I had to blow my nose afterwards. The spicy sauce made it run.

 >>/819657/
In about 20 years you should be able to emulate any game from those consoles with no issues.

 >>/819706/
Spicy balls?

 >>/819705/
My parents used them extensively. It caused problems when I was 13 or 14 because Dad would go spastic and I'd end up laughing at things he was saying, further enraging him.

 >>/819708/
No they weren't spicy, just the spicy peppers sauce plus a shitload of cracked black pepper.

callegg digris are worthminus

I gave Weber some caramel tart once and he said "a tart from my tart". It made me blush.

delicious blackberry aromas
hints of herbal notes
juicy blue fruit palate
rich dark Christmas pudding flavours

 >>/819706/
Well peppered

 >>/819713/
Sounds nice.

 >>/819715/
it's alright
nothing special

 >>/819716/
Weber said the same about me.

 >>/819704/
You should list a bunch of them one night and we will try to bring them back.

 >>/819717/
I said you were half-decent

 >>/819713/
Lovely.

 >>/819688/
Nice beard.

Took a piss. Feel relieved.

 >>/819694/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UDVtMYqUAyw

I completely forgot to get anything for pudding this morning.

 >>/819724/
There's still time.

Dessert

 >>/819712/
Cute.

 >>/819727/
no u

 >>/819728/
♥️

Cruisey will probably attend All Japan Day tomorrow.

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Dangerously Based.

 >>/819730/
His review is critical for their Tug accreditation.

 >>/819732/
he is a car racist

 >>/819730/
That means tomorrow should be weeb day on here. I hope the WeebNEETs have something planned for it.

 >>/819706/
Looks like a good feed.

 >>/819733/
In the back of a Century hopefully 5/5

 >>/819735/
Yeah it's not bad, if I do say so myself. Even Motherbat eats my dogshit if I put some effort in.

 >>/819723/
Thanks. I knew I had heard it before.

Finally washed the car. Only took 15 minutes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=77SNTq7h3WQ

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13119119/king-charles-cards-cry-monarch-cancer-diagnosis.html

:/

 >>/819739/
What product did you use?

 >>/819739/
Wax on, wax off?

 >>/819742/
dihydrogen monoxide

 >>/819741/
I bet they didn't let him see Joslin's message.

 >>/819742/
I don't know. Whatever cheap car soap I have

 >>/819744/
fuck off numpty

 >>/819731/
 >>/819741/
No one care
Back to discord please

 >>/819744/
Woefully bantered.

 >>/819746/
Is car soap any chemically different to dishwashing detergent?

 >>/819741/
Joslin's message gave him the biggest smile.

 >>/819745/
I refuse to believe this.

I'm surprised webby doesn't insist on Jasol tbh.

 >>/819750/
I have no idea. It's probably all the same anyway.

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 >>/819747/
rude

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Am I one of the bad neets?

 >>/819691/
finally, a good picture of nuro on his bike heading for the beach

 >>/819756/
Was that image attached to your post by mistake again?

 >>/819756/
(you) can't be the worst.

 >>/819757/
Don't start.

 >>/819756/
We all are in our own ways.

 >>/819596/
People already watched the movie so no need to shepherd them into the theaters anymore.

 >>/819758/
Not this time. Something funny happened with the back button resubmitting the post last times.

Patiently waiting for tonights gooned up tantrum to see how BO reacts.

 >>/819763/
yeah dont do that

Is the Romanian dead?

 >>/819766/
I think he just got sick of us.

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 >>/819764/
Um seweety see > >>/819572/ > >>/819588/ > >>/819590/ Its a new epoch of /ausneets/ the nasty NEETs are going to get banned long before Lord Nuro will get triggered.

 >>/819767/
Happens every time.
International Cruisey, Czechmate, Argie, Hue, that Iranian kid we might have given bad advice.

 >>/819767/
I don't blame him.

> it's starting already
Bye neets, I'm off to the gym.

 >>/819771/
Break a sweat.

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Another slice of tart.

 >>/819773/
Straight to the arse!

 >>/819771/
Have a good lift.

 >>/819773/
Hope you enjoy her.

 >>/819771/
Go for it dumbbell !

 >>/819773/
Devilish.

Going to increase my cabbage consumption ahead of winter.

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https://twitter.com/DanThorn_/status/1760148409175191778/
had a bit of a chortle
impeccable timing with his delivery and the countdown clock

 >>/819779/
Freezing NEETs huddled under your blanket for warmth wearing gas masks

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> If only you knew how bad things really were

 >>/819779/
May the wind be at your back.

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 >>/819700/
I cringed when i saw it.

 >>/819781/
They're not allowed inside if they were masks.

 >>/819782/
Note: he explicitly says 
> built for coding interviews
and not
> built for coding

 >>/819782/
Is that how you're meant to pronounce Java?

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 >>/819723/
Is Mista wombo gunna cark it? whos gonna puttus on a pictcha?

 >>/819787/
yava

 >>/819784/
why is it so scratched up?

 >>/819768/
Does the new pope know how shit the mod tools are?

Oh wait, Nuro actually thinks the BO is on his side or something

 >>/819786/
PowerShell IDE stuff was concerning.

"plus size compression socks" ad targeted at me.

Have you ever enjoyed live music neets? I've always found it too loud and too crowded

 >>/819795/
I don't like how it sounds so different to the studio version. Autism maybe

 >>/819795/
> too loud 
Every concert I ever went to was like that.

 >>/819794/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QAbMCAaqGbk

 >>/819795/
Yes.

 >>/819797/
Seems like a pattern.

 >>/819782/
Fucking gingermegs dickhead.
Nobody looking for an embedded programmer is going to give a shit about anything other than asm and C.
Wallstreet is the biggest user of Perl,  to the point where analysts often have the cookbook on their desk.
Doesn't mention Go or Rust.

 >>/819795/
It's good when you have been drinking.

 >>/819791/
is that a threat ?

 >>/819792/
I am the most popular NEET ;)

Vitamin e cream has been applied to my feet.

 >>/819804/
You should do all your soft pinkie bits.

I saw Lee Kernaghan live once and found even that to be unpleasantly loud. He is a very funny bloke though. He was cracking lots of jokes between songs and stuff. I'm sure some of that was "scripted" in that he does it for every show but he'd reference the audience with a bunch of it.

 >>/819802/
Why would that possibly be a threat?

 >>/819791/
What kind of tools would you want?
How would you change existing ones?

 >>/819795/
Only when I've been into a group for a long time. Live performances (or live albums) normally trigger my autism.
Seeing RATM live was likely a once in a lifetime experience.
Cypress Hill and Public Enemy.
TISM a bit over a year ago.
The one concert the Hilltop Hoods did with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra was also very good and I am glad I went.

 >>/819804/
Thanks for the reminder.

 >>/819804/
Motherbat does that and wraps them in glad wrap and puts bed socks on over the top. Softens up the heels and shit apparently.

 >>/819809/
> RATM 
More like RFTM nowadays.

 >>/819812/
It's all commie bullshit, but there is something about the music of your youth that resonates even decades later.

 >>/819808/
On 8chan you could click on the hash of a poster and it would take you to a page showing all of their posts together in order.

 >>/819814/
god i miss 8/pol/

 >>/819779/
Yummy yummy in your tummy!

 >>/819773/
Local cream is pricey but the poofy stuff in the aerosol can is cheap right now. I have twenty cans as prepper supplies.

 >>/819809/
>  RATM, Cypress Hill, and Public Enemy
Were they full of niggers?

 >>/819790/
 duno coin politics are weird i wouldnt be surprised if there was none going to collectors in mint cond?

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 >>/819807/
Some NEETs err on the side of paranoia.

 >>/819814/
I think similar could be achieved with a greasemonkey script.

 >>/819818/
Not in Adelaide at the time.
Nowadays attending a Public Enemy concert would be asking to get stabbed.

 >>/819792/
Cant be worse than the old BO, in that regard

 >>/819818/
His name was Kunta Kinte.

 >>/819802/
We know there is only one spammer on the board

 >>/819817/
What an odd thing to stock up on.

 >>/819808/
The issue is the BO can see the hashed IP's and we cant. You should turn them on, on this board.

 >>/819827/
No, no namefagging except for nuro because of his extreme hetrosexuality

 >>/819820/
After all Nuro is actually the new #BO. I dont Blame them.

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why would women scorn and mock such a gesture?
that would cost you about $5000 at Coles or Woolies these days.

 >>/819814/
And delete all of them.

 >>/819820/
I think nuro is trying to get some neets banned.

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 >>/819830/
All you need to know is

Desire to goon

 >>/819834/
Monk? No!

Need a wombosec consultant to help me with letsencrypt

 >>/819836/
What is your question?

NEETs there is too much talk about Nuro going on.
He does provoke it and will be punished for it but the rest of us also need to learn not to throw extra faggots onto the fire please.

 >>/819834/
Have a lemonade.

 >>/819832/
I for one, welcome our new shitcunt-ban-hammering #BO

Take them down. Down To the Ground.

 >>/819836/
Use certbot. Besides Let's Encrypt has quite detailed help/instructions on their site.

 >>/819840/
> Down To the Ground.
Hot!

Big Fella works for WomboSec?!

 >>/819838/
Well to be honest mate, there is no womboflix on, its a saturday night, what exactly are you expecting ??

 >>/819844/
HP 108 is on.

Need to write some java code. Woe.

 >>/819837/
I don't know exactly. I setup the systemd timer yesterday to auto-renew because either certbot didn't create a cronjob or I deleted it months ago when I was asking you something cron related. 
Anyway its working for www subdomains only it seems so I will investigate further.

 >>/819846/
Durga Software Sir can help you.

> 600+ pages materials 
https://www.durgasoftonline.com/courses/Python-New-Batch-Videos-19th-Jun-by-Durga-Sir-5f0297700cf2f482075e3270

I hope Joslin writes a review.

 >>/819844/
I was thinking about this. There are plenty of public cytube channels we can raid watch 

https://cytu.be/r/The-Simpsons

 >>/819848/
 >>/819849/
Every blog and forum around the globe will represent DURGA SOFT as pioneer and leader in Java Certification training. When the discussion comes on Java, all the online communities will have only one word DURGA SOFT

 >>/819852/
Inspiring 🥹

Whats the best bang for buck at Dans with $10?

Bowlers Run used to be $3

 >>/819830/
The guy's a complete simp if that was a first date.

 >>/819854/
Jacobs Creek Chardonnay Pinot Noir