/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

spaghetti and meatball goyslop for lunch

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Had lunch, still not quitting youtube until I've done some digesting.

leftover egg pie, leftover beans, sauerkraut and some bread and maybe crackers

 >>/820543/
Sounds like it is just a cash grab.
Mugen Train movie was good though. Set your heart ablaze.

> https://www.foxnews.com/us/army-sees-decline-white-recruits-amid-culture-war-attacks-report
> A total of 44,042 new Army recruits were categorized by the service as White in 2018. However, that number fell each year to a low of 25,070 in 2023, with a 6% dip from 2022 to 2023, the news outlet reported. 
Whites are refusing to join the US military for some reason.

I went to the Reject Shop and got some of those New Zealand chips that NEET recommended.
One bag of green onion flavour and one bag of "curlies" which look like a twisties type thing.
I will review them when they've been eaten.

 >>/820562/
were they competitively priced with Australian Samboy's?

 >>/820563/
$3 for 150g.

 >>/820564/
are they in-date? these cheap shops are notorious for selling short dated snacks. I think they pay bribes to the retail officials.

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 >>/820565/
How do I get a job as one of these 'retail officials'?

how bad is it to have traces of sodium bicarbonate in your oven? Will the heat turn it into toxic sodium?

 >>/820556/
 >>/820558/
 >>/820562/
NEETs are eating well.

 >>/820567/
You make crack on the stovetop not in the oven dumbass.

 >>/820567/
Goodbye neet.

 >>/820569/
I was using it as oven cleaner

I use boxes of bicarb to reduce the big stinky bro fragrance in my place. The woolies jews probably think I'm buying it to make drugs.

 >>/820572/
I put silica gel packets in my undies during summer to help soak up the sweat which stops a lot of the odour.

 >>/820565/
The chips expire in August, the curlies in April.

 >>/820508/
Me front left.

 >>/820575/
you've lost weight since I last saw you neet, looks good

 >>/820574/
That is okay. I expect a review by then.

Coffee, mint, creatine, punnet of strawbs. Manageable taxation

 >>/820577/
Remove that Sage if you want a review.

 >>/820578/
Wagon today?

 >>/820579/
oh thats what it was, I thought that button boosted my (You)'s

 >>/820581/
There is no shortcut to more (you)s. Quality posting is the only way. Follow my example.

 >>/820573/
I have been freeballing all this year because of the heat. The camo pants have actual air inlets for ram air ball cooling.

 >>/820580/
Yes, its on the list

I had the Ice Break Triple shot. Not bad but the bold espresso flavour I had last week was better.
I can't find the bold espresso any more. They don't stock them most places.

 >>/820583/
You need to wash those camo shorts far more often than you do.

 >>/820586/
That's what you think. Those camo shorts weren't originally brown camo.

 >>/820583/
#justsexpestthings

I have to delete some things to free up space on my external HDD. I can't afford a new one.
I have deleted The Last Kingdom and Vikings TV series so far. Mediocre trash I will never watch them again.
Further deletions will be more difficult decisions.

 >>/820586/
One is always is always concious about skidmarks but its worth it. Plus they take literally 10 minutes to wash and to dry in the sun. 

 >>/820588/
#beachlyfe

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-26/abalone-viral-ganglioneuritis-detected-at-port-macdonnell/103510850
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg

Cheez TV!

 >>/820586/
He can't wash things.

 >>/820583/
dont you wear padded bike shorts under that thing when you ride?

 >>/820593/
just hold them in the toilet and flush

Ok, I am definitely giving up the youtube jew in 45 minutes. Mark my words. Hold me to it neets.

Parcel still hasn't been picked up by Australia post. They have the shipping information but the journey has yet to start despite being posted on Saturday.

 >>/820596/
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stayfocusd-block-distract/laankejkbhbdhmipfmgcngdelahlfoji

 >>/820595/
Based. I wonder if his freeballing is related to his sheetless use of the airbed. The based one is too based to be contained. He doesn't even have a property to legally inhabit due to his basedness.

 >>/820600/
The silver fox has outfoxed the eternal rental jew

 >>/820600/
you have no idea how comfy the velor is... its just your usual self parroting away completely wrong idea and opinions you dont know jack shit about

Got a big mean old steamer I badly need to evict. I can't keep taking a chance with these farts.

 >>/820602/
Are you too fat for those 5XL undies your dad got you for Christmas?

post the trotters

Need to eat less.

 >>/820604/
they are still in the box and will remain in the box

 >>/820607/
Don't be so pessimistic. I'm sure once you lose a few tens of kgs you'll be able to fit in to them.

Milky milky time.

Remember back in the day when Numo used to post about Rick n Morty

I hate David Bowie.

 >>/820610/
It was a good show back in the day. Cruisey liked it.

 >>/820598/
I use a similar extension to block porn sites.

Still on the youtube videos. Can't quit. Won't quit. I could stop if I wanted to.

 >>/820611/
even more than you hate women?

 >>/820610/
Remember how Numo goes to Noosa every Moday, while your ass rots away in the burbs ? I member.

Women, David Bowie, Vegetables: A few of the things NEETs hate.

I like women, and diamond dogs was a good album

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 >>/820617/
There is literally nothing wrong with hating vegetables. Nothing.

A radio show hosted by the Adelaide NEETs would be good.

 >>/820620/
it would be a chortler

Ok, time's up. I'm just gonna finish watching the videos on my queue, then I'll stop. Promise.

All the Coles Hot Cross Buns in store were baked yesterday.
They are no good unless fresh.
Standards are slipping everywhere.

I am up to date on Mushoku Tensei now. I found the second season very disappointing.

nigger apefrican home invasion in melbourne overnight, woman attacked in her home

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yak_u2lIRz0

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 >>/820625/
diversity is what makes melbourne great neets

 >>/820614/
Made a confused chilli. Somewhere been stew, picante and salsa. Can never commit

ok, off the youtube videos and on the wagon, been going strong for nearly 40 seconds. You can do it neets. I'm proof.

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 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHH 

There are still a bunch of IPs for my VPN given really long bans  by imissfather for "garbage" which isn't even a reason.

 >>/820616/
No, but I remember nuro going to dogshit beach because being around people makes him feel less lonely.

oooooofffttt !!

 >>/820625/
> attacked
What does that mean? I hate how vague the media is about this stuff.

 >>/820629/
> I'm proof.
Have my doubts.

 >>/820629/
Have some grog to celebrate.

 >>/820624/
How is the first?

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dunno what to do with myself without youtube now, it's like my life has no purpose

 >>/820639/
Start watching the ABC news.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hHclJ-sxqe8
> [AI] AN94 sings To Serve Russia/Служить России

Fuck AGL are a pack of dumb cunts.
Lodged a complaint last week and selected email as the preferred contact. Some stupid bitch just tried to call me.

 >>/820642/
Boomers do love phonecalls.

"His deceased tranny brother, dead gay Bill, did die from cancer but he also had AIDS at the same time. Guy was a mess."

 >>/820643/
I think they (big corporates) also love to use the phone as email creates a paper trail that can be used against them later.

 >>/820645/
Ahh, true.

 >>/820631/
Based.

r/gooned got banned

 >>/820648/
Who?

 >>/820649/
==GOOD= The 2023 gooner mene is a psyop.

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Dayum it feels good to be a Nuro

 >>/820648/
time to  create an r/elitegooners subreddit

 >>/820651/
you drinking on the beach?

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Dayum it feels good to be Based

 >>/820651/
 >>/820654/
Based.

 >>/820638/
It starts off strong but gets weaker as it goes. Finishes well though.
I would recommend giving it a go.

I was sweeping the back verandah and my broom handle broke.
Being a fool I kept using the now shortened handle and ended up cutting my palm and finger.
I will have to go to Bunnings for a new broom to finish the job. The expenses never end.

 >>/820654/
Lovely scenery.

Should I delete Peaky Blinders from my HDD?
I haven't got around to watching it. Is it worth watching?
Is it great or just good?
Good is not enough for TV series these days.

Working late tonight?

 >>/820659/
Some people said it was great. I haven't watched it though. Why don't you watch some and tell us?

Need to change my underwear.

 >>/820659/
I've heard it has lots of lefty shit in it.

 >>/820662/
Two weeks between changes is long enough.

 >>/820657/
Just slide it up your arse and walk out.

And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce

Weber slapped me for using the term webinar once.

the post has found my parcel. It will be arriving in the first week of next month.

I think I will delete all the episodes of The Orville I have downloaded. I will never watch them.

 >>/820659/
First few seasons were good.
Don't watch the last two when they introduce Oswald Moseley.

> thinking about that neet that downloaded "13 Reasons Why" back in 2017 but hadn't gotten around to watching it

The Orville and Peacemaker both deleted.

Will I ever watch The Expanse? I need to know what future me would do. How do I contact him?

 >>/820659/
I remember Joslin spoke fondly a celebrity character in that show.

 >>/820671/
It was his 13th reason why.

 >>/820668/
Satisfied customer?

Have the hose fittings arrived?

Mad Men is taking up 84GB. I have been meaning to watch it for years.
It is supposed to be great. I think I will keep it.

 >>/820675/
Not quite. They are still very slow with everything. It is in the sunshine coast and has been there for a few days now.

> the hose fittings
Makes me think of that NEET's cock ring.

 >>/820676/
 >>/820542/
 >>/820548/

 >>/820563/
> Samboy's
I only see Smith's.

 >>/820681/
Thanks.

> 820582

I ate the green onion chips. They were ruffled but cut thinner than normal ruffle chips. Quite greasy. Flavour was good but not outstanding. they were okay. I would not go out of my way to get them again.

 >>/820589/
I have been thinking about watching Vikings again. I liked the first few seasons lots.

 >>/820592/
I read this post when I was out a few hours ago. Has been in my head since.

 >>/820687/
> Has been in my head since.

 >>/820645/
This.

 >>/820657/
Stop blooming.

Blooming broomers.

 >>/820659/
I watched a bit but stopped. Can't remember what really happened.

 >>/820666/
Sweet and tangy

 >>/820679/
I remember that coin. I used to collect different 50c coins.

 >>/820672/
These ones all sound shit. 
Were they downloaded because imbd told you they were good?

Might go visit Dr Dan to get a prescription filled. Just a little bit to get me through the night.

 >>/820679/
King Charles

 >>/820696/
Then wagon tomorrow?

 >>/820685/
> greasy
Disappointing. You'd think they'd be dryer being thinner. 
You are not a fair critic though.

 >>/820688/
Loving it loving it

Will I ever watch Yellowstone?
They say it is not woke but it has become a meme. Too normie?

 >>/820699/
I did not say being greasy was bad. I like my chips greasy.

 >>/820701/
I watched the first four or five episodes and fell asleep a month ago but haven't been back.

 >>/820702/
Why aren't they up to the grade for you then?

he didn't even buy the chicken flavour that was recommended

 >>/820704/
Difficult to describe. They just didn't pop.
If you don't understand pop then I can't explain it to you. Sometimes it just doesn't pop.

 >>/820706/
If only they knew!

I'm black.

I'm back.

 >>/820708/
post willy

 >>/820710/
That's a stereotype.

 >>/820705/
I didn't see it there.

 >>/820660/
No. I am my own boss. 3 day weekend you pathetic cunt. Also had a few customers pick up bikes today. Lazy few hundred dollars 💵 n the bank and then headed to the beach. 

Nuro chads we are winning 🏆

half a diarrhoea pidser for dinner
other half thrown in fridge
scotch and pebsi until sleep

I failed no smoke. I went with like 32 dollars to get the cheapest smokes. When I pulled out my cash I dropped my coins. Then they said I was 10 cents short because they raised the price. They paid the 10 cents for me and gave me the smokes. I wonder if it's possible to die of shame?

 >>/820714/
Queue will be explosion.

NEETs we are not going to have the usual repetitive nightly routine any more.
It is over.
Bans will be handed out if it continues.
It has to stop on both sides. Nuro you do not need to respond to every dumb comment directed at you.

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 >>/820715/
That sounds tough NEET.
Did they do the thing where they keep the smokes away from you until they have your money?
They do that if the cunt looks dodgy like he might take the pack and run without paying.
Many such cases. A shameful scene all around.
Something to think about for your next quit attempt. I still believe in you.

 >>/820715/
That is part of why I am scared of keeping cash to pay for things but at the same time I'm worried about having my eftpos card fuck up somehow. Anxiety all around I guess.

 >>/820718/
Borat?

> 820558

Tiffin is the sager!

 >>/820715/
I know that feel. I've bought goon with silver coins 5 minutes after the bottleshop opened once 

 >>/820696/
I'm getting a desire too. Just 11 standoes to help me sleep...

 >>/820715/
woe

 >>/820725/
> to help me sleep...
It is basically medicine if that is the reason NEET. You would be harming your health if you didn't do it.

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 >>/820727/
That is quite convincing. It's always best to taper off too...

 >>/820592/
> hosted by Ryan Lappin and Jade Gatt
> it officially ended on 20 August 2005, and was replaced with Toasted TV.

 >>/820623/
I want to try the apple + cinnamon flavour.

Feeling sad. Going to be sad in front of the tele.

 >>/820732/
That sounds nice.
The sultanas and raisins they use taste nasty these days. People are looking for alternatives. Even "fruitless" is better which seems absurd.

 >>/820733/
I hope there is something good on to distract you from your sadness.

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Gonna stream Shaolin Soccer on this Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

I am watching Rick and Morty s07e09.
I am not really digging it any more (haven't for quite some time) it has entered the phase before you stop watching something entirely. The phase where you watch it out of loyalty to its past self and your past self who enjoyed it.

Can't escape this Swift bitch. They even mention her on teh local news. "Concerns over cell batteries in Swift 'arm bands'"...

I was employed off the books at WomboSec as an Executive Assistant (Catering) once

 >>/820738/
You just need to run faster.

 >>/820739/
I heard if it didn't go in the air fryer you didn't know how to cook it.

I don't like it when milk tastes sweet.
The expensive brands are like this more often than the cheap milk. The cheap milk is best.

 >>/820633/
I go there because I like dogs :)

 >>/820725/
Monk? No!

 >>/820739/
Good pay

 >>/820589/
Same. Got the entire GoT series for instance and still haven't watched a single episode. Been on there for years.

 >>/820662/
 >>/820663/

Bored, I might travel back in time and assassinate a famous historical figure.

 >>/820749/
Who would that be?

 >>/820746/
> entire GoT series
Ended terribly, just be aware of that.

 >>/820750/
I'm thinking Franz Ferdinand.

 >>/820752/
Oh you gonna get some stiff competition there.

 >>/820751/
No spoilers please.

 >>/820753/
I'll just blame it on some Serb.

On the amazon driver POV vlogs 
YouTube neet would love it

 >>/820685/
#Rejected

Just had my pot of cabbage and rice.

 >>/820754/
Dumbledore dies.

 >>/820755/
I wonder if you could get him earlier somewhere else, within Austria, or even Hungary/Croatia, would that prevent or postpone WWI? Would the imperial government produce a culprit instead? I think secret services knew something is brewing, so its not the lack of will in the Serbs.

 >>/820631/
Whats in the bottle? is it made in Australia?

I wanna buy a Logitech K350

 >>/820756/
Link us a good one please.

 >>/820714/
What type of sloppa

 >>/820758/
Are you in a 19th century Chinese prison labour camp?

Watching Blue Heelers. 
First episode is pretty full on, I don't remember it being so heavy. 
Maybe I was thinking about Heartbeat.

 >>/820761/
Keyboards are not the answer.

 >>/820697/
Wondering if the QLD gov is going to change the name of Prince Charles hospital to King?

 >>/820765/
> Blue Heelers
I watched a bit of that back in the day. Constable Maggie Doyle.

 >>/820766/
They're the solution.

 >>/820715/
Stinky boong.

 >>/820767/
They will probably change it to a boong name. Flubbawubbajubba hospital.
They are not putting King Charles on the $5 note. It is going to be abo stuff instead.

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 >>/820736/
Yah mate we's all comin to the pictcha so se ya's there.

 >>/820771/
It's what we deserve for not wiping them out when we had the chance. We're a nation of flagellants.

 >>/820773/
We thought we would breed them out, but not enough of them were bleached.

 >>/820772/
Splendid.

 >>/820764/
Back to the roots.

 >>/820742/
Lactose is a sugar, unsweetened is probably watered down.

 >>/820771/
> Flubbawubbajubba hospital.
*Flubbawubbajubba Noonga Hospital.

 >>/820749/
Nathan of Gaza.

Nathan of Gazza and Shazza.

 >>/820717/
A BO said "The show must go on!" once.

need to go outside, but can't make myself move anywhere

 >>/820781/
What do you need to do outside?

 >>/820781/
Wiggle the joystick

 >>/820778/
Your reasoning?

 >>/820733/
Tenet on tonight. Going to have it on in the background and only pay attention to the Debiscuit scenes. She gets fully nude right?

 >>/820781/
Roll.

@weber Any good movies on telly tonight?

 >>/820787/
Not him but HP 109 may be.

 >>/820781/
Just go. We'll wait.

 >>/820734/
Gonna try making my own this year

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6TKpjQW89I8

 >>/820741/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nODa0X89Uy4

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Us

 >>/820790/
Four please.

 >>/820789/
kek, good one, while he's out we'll move the bored.

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 >>/820717/
There has not been any nightly routines 

There has not been any nightly tantrums 

Since you laid down the law there has seemed to a bit of respect and a bit of fear on both sides.

 >>/820749/
Stick to the Hitman

Head is pulsing, but there is no pain.

Could be high blood pressure, I already knew I'd end up having a stroke just like mum.

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 >>/820797/
Goodbye.

While I was at the Reject Shop I got a microwavable pouch of Sunrice Mexican style rice, 450g. 
I just had it it was very good. Only $2.50. I think I will go back tomorrow and buy more.

 >>/820797/
Sleep tight.

 >>/820784/
Genuinely evil cunt that played along with people's delusions.

 >>/820799/
 >>/820801/
I've been praying to God for several months to let me die already, He won't until I fulfill whatever mission he has for me.

 >>/820791/
I had that air fryer, I got it at Aldi. It was very good. Someone forced it and it broke.

Was Grego taking the piss with that video? I couldn't tell.

 >>/820800/
Stock up.

 >>/820792/
That is a good Pepe. I like the juxtaposition of the ye olde frog man with the modern technology in his hand.

 >>/820803/
You'll live many years to come.

> soggy fish fingers
Vile!

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 >>/820809/
And you'll enjoy every one of them.

 >>/820809/
I prefer the monkey (🐒) picture

I wish I could snuggle into the blanket with him.

Was driving to the goon store when I got a call, more plastering tomorrow. Not sure if I should be woed or thankful for divine intervention

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Night.

 >>/820814/
It is a sign. Good cash in hand work. Pay off the slapper.

 >>/820815/
Looks like a good start.

I didn't realise Grego had 300k+ subscribers, I thought he was like a little meme channel that some neets had latched onto

 >>/820816/
Good night Pidge. xx

If I fail my driving test in March then I think I'll just go for my auto. I feel like my autism makes it difficult to focus on so many things and the manual side of it just adds to the confusion, I hate how defective my brain is.

 >>/820819/
He gets between 10 and 20K views per video. Pretty good.

 >>/820821/
You need to learn how to relax so you can focus on your driving.

 >>/820822/
Weber's arse gets about that many views during a pub visit.

 >>/820821/
Do your best NEET. Auto licence will be fine if it comes to that. The important thing is that you will be able to drive.

 >>/820825/
Thanks.

 >>/820824/
That doesn't sound right.

 >>/820825/
Then he can drive to dan's and start his career as an elite gooner, or woolies 3 times a day as a binge eater.

 >>/820827/
It's a really big pub.

 >>/820827/
to be fair, a lot of those are bots

 >>/820819/
I thought he was a big normie channel like a knock off Joey's or something.

 >>/820821/
Real tismos would find it easier.

 >>/820830/
The live feed. I was a mod in the chat.

 >>/820833/
The list of banned words was very long.

 >>/820822/
I wonder just how much money he makes from it, not much I would guess.

 >>/820835/
I think it is enough to live off but not much more.

 >>/820824/
He hides it behind a newspaper

 >>/820837/
A broadsheet.

Do you neets want me to post a build log of my new pc when I get the parts?

Yes

 >>/820771/
I'm OK with boongs being on the lowest note denomination. Our King should be on teh hundy anyway.

 >>/820839/
Yes please NEET.

The spook operation in the first episode of season 3 of the sopranos was good.
The second episode looks like the one where Tony tells the nigger to stay away from Meadow.

 >>/820815/
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAY THAN MUCH FOR CAABAGE ????

 >>/820842/
Ok

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 >>/820821/
YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOKIN NUMPTY

 >>/820844/
Don't start. You bust up heaps of money on shithouse grog and spicslop.

Spent so long today cleaning my oven I didn't have time to do any cooking. Woe.

 >>/820846/
Settle down nuro.

 >>/820839/
yes that would be good.

 >>/820848/
Ovens are fucking awful to clean. You get 80% of the filth off and out in 20% of the total time and then your progress just slows down heaps.

 >>/820841/
> still waiting to see my first 100 note

 >>/820852/
I've only seen them when buying or selling bikes.

 >>/820795/
> flag: check!, reddit spacing: check!, poor grammar: check!

Seen

As in actual motorbikes, not bicycles lol.

 >>/820846/
Cut it out Nuro

 >>/820846/
Nuro take a break until tomorrow please.
Any further obnoxious outbursts and I will remove your flag privileges.

 >>/820848/
You need one of those self cleaning ones.

I've done three rabbit shits of substantial volume today. Lots of farts. I don't know where it is coming from.

 >>/820788/
Australian Survivor

 >>/820859/
You are full of it neet.

 >>/820857/
You should remove them now. He was much better without them.

 >>/820857/
> flag privileges
Shouldn't be a thing in the first place.

 >>/820861/
I've been cheating farts for much of the day and have managed to avoid shitting myself but I did get poo all over the toilet seat with one of them.

 >>/820839/
You're only getting one part a month.

 >>/820863/
With the exception of some of the meme flags like Dan, I think they should all go.

 >>/820866/
Namefagging should be banned, except for shibs because he's important, and nuro, because people have to be warned about just how based he is.

Acquired. Was loudly playing 'Rhodesians never die' in the carpark.

 >>/820859/
I just had a rough hard shit of boulders. I think there will be more soon, but no longer hard. 
I can hear the gurgling.

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 >>/820866/
I'm not a fan of the Dan flag. Is has the wrong proportions.

 >>/820871/
> has the wrong proportions
My exact body type.

 >>/820869/
You need some prunes.