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 >>/821607/
I know, I've been caught twice in the last two days. 
Is that you Davo? Greater Webby Territory is bad for it. 
One was with her mum and the mum was looking at me like I was in the wrong for noticing half inch nipples in my face.
There's an advert on cruise for the talk show they have at 6pm. 
The lady has callers calling in answering what they would do if they caught someone perving on their daughter. One lady calls men who look 'predators', and another says she'd give them the stink eye.
















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Java neet continues. Progress is slow, but the triangle has evolved into a cube, representing the player, which can hover over a piece of terrain, which looks exactly like debicki for some reason. I should finish the full game system tomorrow.









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I and Monk woke up on a bus going north east from Lagos after being convinced to join a private militia to slaughter Boko Haram members but found out it was ISWAP and they weren't going to pay us in hashish and concubines so we jumped out of the truck and followed the Benue until we got to Cameroon and were picked up by some Chinese investors looking at tin and bauxite deposits then we had to make a run for it once we got to Dubai on their jet because one of their daughters instagram feed showed her in a SFW pose with us Eiffel Towering her and what looked like a white powder caterpillars on both our Burt Reynolds moustaches once.



















































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NEETs I have decided I will not make any formal changes to the rules.
It would be good if NEETs stopped posting naked links, but there will be no punishment if you do.
As for the other thing, it will not be a new rule but anyone playing dumb unfunny games trying to confuse people into mixing up NEET identities may be told to stop.
I have spoken.


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Do I need to take action on the NEETs who falsely claim titles of nobility?
NK earned his title but these other two seem to be the lowest caste of peasant - both shit handlers - and are calling themselves Lords.













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I remember cruisey when he had that literal dog and pony show touring the hills in his commer van with the horse float he slept in next to this mangy horse he said he could make it count for a small change dono which kept him and his mongrel bitch in cheap wine and pal.










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Why would I care which nameless NEET that Weber gave up his passwords to? That useless bastard has fucked us all for the next six months until the current drooling retard gets a neuron firing and figures out this dump is a lost cause. Really you'd have to be not connected to reality to think being the BO was a good idea. At least Monk-ey was hardcore about being a loser, the current version is more of a wimp.































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I walked in the front door and there was a pram in a box. FRM said it got delivered to the wrong address and will be getting collected by the owner shortly. I was somewhat confused when I first saw it.


































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I reckon every thread should just be auto-deleted when a new one is made. Our culture and lore should be developed by the soul of transitory posts, not curated and archived for the plebians to study.








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I wonder what I would do if someone told me they were some sort of gender freak and gave me they/them pronouns or something similar.
I think it would depend on the context and if it was safe to insult them. I would like to insult them, but if they were someone you would have to see all the time, or if you would get in trouble at school or work, or if insulting them would embarrass a friend or family member of yours, you might have to bite your tongue.


































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An interesting little story going on in Sydney today.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13134069/Sydney-shooting-man-shot-Castlereagh-Street.html

> A 77-year-old man has been rushed to hospital after he was shot inside a law firm building in Sydney's CBD. 
> The man was shot in the groin by another man, aged 79, in the building on Castlereagh Street, at 12.50pm on Wednesday.

I wonder what the story here is. I bet it is some cringe boomer sex thing.





































































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 >>/821884/
Well.
1. It doesn't matter anymore. We solved what needed to be solved.
2. IRC is Internet Relay Chat. Endchan has in IRC room on Rizon, the link to the room is on the navbar at the top of the page. You can open it, give a username and log in.





































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really got to get organised about having two youtube accounts - one for all the technical channels, and another for all the history channels that I watch at night while trying to fall asleep. Also need to give up youtube.

















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There was a big drama on the r/afl subreddit today.
The top moderator apparently liked "transphobic" tweets and when the other moderators "called him out" on it he unmodded them.
The revolters claimed he unmodded all the "femme" moderators, which I thought was a weird way of saying all the female ones, but I learned later it probably means trannies.
Anyway, he stepped down as mod and all the trannies are back.
Everyone was laughing at the deposed top mod because they looked at his comment history and he is a massive simp for some e-thot and posts cringe replies to all her posts. I might go take a screenshot and attach it. Fucking cringe. You Olive NEETs should take note.



























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 >>/821963/
yeah, I try avoid them when I'm out anyway, I always buy disinfectant spray and air refresher for repellent, I currently live near the city, in room accommodation, flatmates are Indians and international students, fucking real estate agents are the scum of the earth, jewed me.
















































































































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"Safcol Smoked Mussels in Oil are delicious, premium quality mussels naturally smoked for the finest freshness & flavour.Safcol Smoked Mussels are perfect to serve as an appetiser."

> Product of China

"Coles Mussels In Oil 85 Gram delicious on their own or try on a slice of white bread with a few drops of lemon juiceAll Coles Own Brand seafood, whether farmed or wild caught, must meet our responsible sourcing standards. At Coles, responsibly sourced seafood means that the farms and fisheries have been independently certified or assessed to help mitigate potential environmental risks including impacts on surrounding ecosystems, illegal and unregulated fishing, and overfishing of stocks related to seafood sourcing and production of Coles Own Brand product"

> Made in China

"Coles Cooked Mussel Meat 500g. Responsibly sourced plump and tender mussles, cooked and shelled for your convenience. Simply thaw and heat. Packed with protein and omega 3."

> Product of Chile

"Cooked Green Shell Mussels Water Sugar Acidity Regulator (E260) Salt"

> Produce of New Zealand







































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Lake Mega Chad was named after Ibn Al CruZebediah and Al Shareef MonKunta when they led a caravan there for the salt mines which was bartered for with Yemeni frankincense traders once.


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The frankincense was ordained as property of the Holy See and compensated in stocks in Portuguese merchant ships. 
The story about them playing the Portuguese against the VOC and making fake shekels is a story for another time.


























































































































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There was an awkward period where they tried the first of those electronic/projector whiteboards at my school. They were smaller and got pushed around on these awkward mobile conference stand things. They were shit of course
I've heard that school now just all use chromebooks and students can just google the answers to things


































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I was reading that Weber's new car probably has acceleration noises pumped through the cabin speakers to give you that race car feel.
I did not mention it at the time as I did not want to sound like I was shitting on his new car. I did not want to sound jealous like Fat Elvis Monk.
























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I guess that NEET must have jumped.
The poor blighter should have just come out of the closet.
How many of our best and brightest young poofter NEETs die like this before society becomes understanding?
Woe, too many such cases.






















































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NEET Council Announcement
Due to Webers abscence all the NEETs are asked to spank themselves about the buttocks with a paddle for several minutes before entering the Council Chambers tonight.
That will be all.


























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Went to my neighbour's for a chat and a cobbee and she had a shirt on with holes showing her side boob I tried not to look but saw her flabby side boob now I feel violated because she’s like 55


















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It was the smack that got Cruisey in the end. I remember when he was just a junior in the office, running errands and passing messages, but the union had a lot of guys in gaol and most of them were there because of the hard drugs coming off the ships. Cruisey had this thing where he would get on the bus to Long Bay and chuck tennis balls full of H over the walls to the tattooed, junk addicted painters and dockers heavies. It was inevitiable that he started skimming, the fool, and that led to him doing a Geographical lifestyle detox, which is where I found him. Camping in vancant lots and scamming bogans in the Adelaide hills with his counting horse act. The rest you know.











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I played a game years ago that was like a text only civ sort of game.
One of the random events was jewish migration which you could accept or reject.
If you let them in you made about 25% more money on trade but your corruption went up so fast that after a few years you would lose money.
Cannot remember the name of thae game.







































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After the Tucker Carlson interview a Russian journalist made another one about the first with Putin.
Putin quoted Blinken, who said his great-great-grandfather had to flee from Russia because of the pogroms. Putin said this is documented in Russian archives, that this forefather of Blinken moved to Kiev, where he lived some, then left in 1904. So - asks Putin - does Blinken agree that Ukraine did not exist in 1904? Also were those Russians who did the pogroms in Kiev and the rest of the region which was South-West Russia back then?
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Cossacks.
This how it went:
Jewish tavern keepers watered the drinks so the cossacks built up tabs too thigh. After a while they got enough, and instead of paying their bills they opted with killing the barkeep instead.








































































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 >>/822540/
You might have dry eyes when I was at the optometrist a few months ago they mentioned I was starting to  get that, watery, sore and can also be crusty bits as well. They said to use Systane Ultra drops a few times a day, helped me, I got some from Coles about 12 dollars  or so.






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it restores the PH balance of your eyes naturally. They sting like hell and then you get relief in a couple of seconds. That other shit is basically lubricant, it doesnt fix the underlying problem. Once again the experts you go to for help, are neither helpful or expert.












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I have not been to a movie theatre since Nolan's third Batman movie.
I was thinking of going to see Dune 2 but I don't think I would enjoy the experience.
I will just wait for the torrent.

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I found a few lists that seem to agree on which ones were decent and i've been going off that.
It is a pity when franchises get watered down like that, you get generic books from people who don't really know the setting.
















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