/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Dreaming of going somewhere else.

 >>/822537/
> ass

I hope Weber caught that chopper. If not he might never be able to find us again.

 >>/822576/
I left a trail of breadcrumbs.

 >>/822577/
There better be a schnitzel at the end or he will be angry.

My parcel is on board for delivery. I am tempted to leave a note on the door asking the postie to knock loudly this time so I don't end up having to go to the ghetto post office again to collect it.

But he might take seeing that sort of note as rude.

 >>/822579/
It can't be rude if you say please on it.

 >>/822539/
How?

 >>/822580/
That might come across as passive aggressive.

 >>/822582/
One micro-aggression that pushes Sir over the edge?

 >>/822583/
> if one more of these white devils says please to me i swear i will shit all over their driveway

> boi
> ass

Seen!

 >>/822585/
Captured and catalogued?

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Boong Wanking Me

Goyslop hangover

Woe. That $10 fill up mega box was too much feed for one neet, currently in a KFC coma. I never learn.

Need a big mac and frozen coke to recover

 >>/822588/
iktf

 >>/822589/
I would need two.

 >>/822589/
Skellie feels

"Sorry the machine's not working atm"...

 >>/822589/
Was your piece of original recipe a decent size?
One NEET was spreading rumours that they use pigeon meat now.

 >>/822593/
No 30c cone?

 >>/822594/
Kentucky Frog Pigeon

 >>/822587/
''Reconcilliation"" is the new Yes! reparations.

 >>/822597/
Wizzy always wants me to hold his message stick.

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 >>/822594/
I dont' remember. There was a lot of stuff in there. Wicked wings, original recipe, tendies, nuggets, chops, potato and gravy, popcorn chicken, some sort of schnitzel...

 >>/822600/
Seed oil brain fog, many such cases.

iMissWeber

 >>/822600/
 >>/822601/
it was an ok deal for $10

> $4.50 Big Mac via the app

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 >>/822602/
Weber never existed

having some chest pains, this could be it neets

 >>/822606/
Safe journey NEET.

Macca's big salads are ridiculously expensive! $11.65 each, meal options from $17. It's as if they don't want you to eat healthy food...

 >>/822608/
You should buy your salad from Dans instead.

 >>/822605/
Who's been monitoring my arse all these years then?

I got my package. Fortunately I heard the van door slide open this time.

 >>/822534/
https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/conjunctivitis

 >>/822611/
More jap kit cats?

 >>/822560/
Always feel like a loser being there alone, especially when other people are in groups/couples etc. But then again I am a loser.

 >>/822614/
I would have felt like that when I was younger but now I wouldn't care at all.

 >>/822614/
no-one is going to notice you neet, and it will do you good to get out of the house

 >>/822613/
Yes please. I want the green tea one.

might create a business and app called mong hire, where losers with no friends can hire a mong to go with them to the movies or wherever so strangers will presume that they are mong herders whose job it is to take a mong to the movies.

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 >>/822600/
There was no popcorn chicken in mine. 1 piece original. 1 wickid wang. 1 tender. 3 nuggoes. Tub of sulphites. A zinger breast fillet?, chips and a Pebsi.

 >>/822619/
My condolonces neet. Why is there a donut on top of it?

also, is that a pidser underneath it?

 >>/822619/
dont forget to throw your chicken bones in the carpark like a filthy nigger.

Duno how far I want to go with re-learning these phasors for frequency circuits. Its kinda comfy tho, just useless.

 >>/822623/
Set them to stun.

 >>/822624/
Its an abstract maths method of dealing with AC electricity in wires going through capacitors and stuff. NEETs with scopes know what I'm talking about.

 >>/822624/
We come in peace, shoot to kill.

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 >>/822627/
note the spelling difference

Well phased

Fell off the nicabate wagon, back on the beijing airconditioners

 >>/822628/
If Weber was here he would point out how you got it all wrong.

What if weber has suddenly passed away? Has anyone checked the news? I hope he has left a deadman switch to say his goodbyes

 >>/822632/
What happened with his collapsed lung?

> A man has died after being hit by a truck at the Edinburgh RAAF base in Adelaide's north. 
Uh-oh

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 >>/822632/
Did mista wombo cark it?  He was just restin under dat truck like he allus does. We's gunna have a drink ta remember him.

 >>/822634/
Sleep tight.

We've fallen down the ranking table neets.
Not enough pictures of pidgeon, I need you to pump up those pigeons

My package is currently in the air after leaving Brisbane airport

 >>/822637/
its the beginning of the end. Possum, 10K, Abseil NEET, Hobo NEET, Postie bike NEET, Weber, Tiffin; They all left this sinking ship for safer shores.

I poo in pant and it feel good

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QT Poojeeta at the bottle-O

Mong doctor visit complete?

MONGDOC
ALL MUST BOW BEFORE MONGDOC

Could really go on ice break.

There is a character in this book called Ventanus.
His name is fart.

 >>/822634/
Apparently it was a tradie, and he was run over by one of those big forklifts.

 >>/822647/
How does that happen?

 >>/822642/
Yes, she was hot

 >>/822648/
Usually someone walking where they shouldn't be.

 >>/822648/
Enough meff, and anything can happen.

So why was Weber smoking meth at this RAAF base anyway?

gotta make a phone call, rising sense of panic and self sabotage

 >>/822652/
He was waiting for  a C-130 to pick him up.

 >>/822652/
He was engaging in a form of political protest against the genocide in Palestine

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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If they made a love story movie that was also funny set during a genocide it would be a pogromcom.

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 >>/822657/
Pogroms werent really genocides, more mass murders or ethnic cleansings. The jews gave it a name but it overwhelmingly happened between tribes of whites, in Evropa. When it did happen to jews, it was usually because of long simmering resentment over the jews usual tricks of usury, enslavement of whites, blood libel i.e. child sacrifice, well poisoning etc... Official Russian totals of jews either killed or injured over three centuries amount to somewhere north of 400.

 >>/822638/
What have you ordered?

 >>/822659/
Thank you for this fount of jewish knowledge.
If ever i wish to know of jews again i shall seek your expertise as you are clearly the jew guy.

> tfw you love jews so much you just can't shut up about them

 >>/822660/
An edgy t-shirt

 >>/822652/
Looking for unaware cruiseys

 >>/822663/
Post a pic of it please.

 >>/822659/
Wonder if they do libels with Jew kids. 
You'd think their blood would be like 98

 >>/822664/
I always ambush him just after his evening choof.

 >>/822662/
Iktf

 >>/822664/
> unaware cruiseys
Is there any other sort?

 >>/822666/
Duno how jew kids factor into it. Probably just normal upbringing but a focus on academic and religious training in hebrew if they're gonna be jew priests and yiddish if they're just expected to be normal. Probably the bright ones get selected to go into the orthodox streams and get psyopped into the evil slowly. I'm sure the jews have all this shit dialled in.

 >>/822669/
One does not need awareness to be a good bloke.

Have we ever had a jew obsessed NEET that didn't also shit his pants?
Serious question, The two seem to go together.

 >>/822672/
True but also 100% of people who drink water die. Coincidence?

 >>/822674/
I drink water and I haven't died.

 >>/822675/
Two weeks.

Come and get me Webby, I'm all unawares.

 >>/822678/
Put your pants back on.

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 >>/822678/
He's gone neet.

 >>/822680/
He's whizzing in the stars now.

There's a brown praying mantis on the fence. Must be pretty hot in the sun. 
Thinking about vertebrate skin suits for people.

There's 5 or so march flies trying to steal my goon

> vertebrate 
I think you mean invertebrate. As in, bones on the outside, without a spine.

Thank God it's Friday (i'm unemployed)

 >>/822684/
I thought about it before writing it and still got it the wrong way around.

 >>/822682/
Go give it a glass of water.

Long poo ripped out of my anus

 >>/822688/
Put it back then.

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 >>/822680/

Lots of low-qual /pol/ posts this arvo

 >>/822691/
The reddit funnies are also pretty low qual.

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 >>/822693/
Cute little porker.

Surely webby will be making an appearance on a Friday night

Might learn kubernetes

 >>/822696/
Handsome fellas.

 >>/822697/
Just with k8

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 >>/822647/
> big forklifts

 >>/822696/
He looks awful
Put that dogshit side by side to him a few years ago. Huge decline. Twink death.

 >>/822686/
At leat you thought about it. 
To have a vertebrate skin suit would mean that your brain and organs could unzip your skin and evacuate your skeletal system.

 >>/822696/
I fear her narrative arc doesn't end well

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSH

 >>/822696/
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I have been looking through the previous threads. I think the following posts might be what upset Weber:

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 >>/822673/
try brutal doom, it's something else

 >>/822706/
Ah yes I forgot about that. 
Not sympathetic tbh, that was a proper spergout. He'll be back.

 >>/822706/
He's gone now. RIP.

 >>/822708/
> Not sympathetic tbh
Are you the one that made the nasty remarks to him?

 >>/822704/
Norf

Coudln't make my phone call. Ended up eating chocolate and playing vidya for hours instead. Disgusted with myself.

 >>/822710/
No comment

 >>/822696/
The prime opportunity for only fans has passed.

 >>/822713/
Apologise and ask him to come back.

 >>/822712/
That is okay NEET, do not be too hard on yourself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2sAGhpiH8Ac

Brutal Islam bashing 
I didn't think this stuff was allowed on youtoobs

 >>/822706/
so why dredge it all up again? are you going out of your way to upset him a bit more.

 >>/822718/
I am just trying to understand what has happened. There were people speculating that he had passed away after a meth bender at an airforce base.

 >>/822717/
It has been up two weeks. We'll see how much longer it lasts.

 >>/822717/
That guy better hope the video doesn't spread too much. They will issue a fatwa and find him.

 >>/822719/
I agree that Webby is a risk to himself and needs some form of medicament.

new greggo vid on dominos lamb tatziki, almost got it the other night

 >>/822717/
Was hoping it was an actual bashing

Ooh yeah!

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I like these sort of deals. Besides the great price it's the perfect amount of food for a skelly.

I'm fucking nuts. I could never hold down a real job.

Feeling woed beyond belief. Heading home. Terrible case of tfw no gf feels. Feeling awful thinking about the lack of direction and purpose in life. Not going to drink.

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Coming soon to Greg's Kitchen!

 >>/822696/
She looks nice. Her Mestizo ancestry is more apparent when viewed from the side.

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Cheap bastard finally coughed up the fifteen bucks for this.

 >>/822726/
That is an okay deal. I like a can of drink with my meal though.

 >>/822728/
iktf

 >>/822727/
DSP time then NEET.

 >>/822723/
Get a kilo of lamb forequarter choppies instead.

 >>/822733/
We could both troon out and be each other's gf.

 >>/822735/
imagine how the lamb feels without its chops

Are there any non-harmful coping mechanisms? Something besides cigarettes/goon/junk food?

 >>/822726/
That is the right size of feed

 >>/822738/
endchan.org

 >>/822729/
That's pretty cheap

 >>/822737/
Baad?

Watching Spiderman 
Green goblin is cool

 >>/822729/
I will wait until nuro gives it the flavourtown tick of approval.

Kirsten Dunst is not all that

 >>/822745/
Better than Zendaya.

 >>/822743/
Watching Inception
I love the mountain fortress scene.

Keep eating freddo frogs. They have become my favorite neet treat. Something about the shape of the chocolate gives it exactly the right taste experience.

 >>/822748/
Do you refrigerate your Freddos?

 >>/822749/
only when i put them in jelly

I bet nuro's out having a great friday night in town, doing kino things and hanging out in bars

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 >>/822751/
You are happy here.

There's no popcorn chicken included with the $10 fill-up box. That NEET was too ashamed to admit buying a Maxi box of it for an extra $9.95.

 >>/822751/
Why does he like going to the beach and sitting near people? I would've thought you'd go to the beach with people or you'd want to be alone?

 >>/822749/
Necessary for any chockies during Summer.

 >>/822745/
I don't like Raymond either.

 >>/822753/
Checked my bank account - kfc charged me $10 for lunch. I got a small box of popcorn chicken in there. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe the drive thru qt has the hots for me. Maybe it was the universe trying to make up for all the ways its fucked me over in the past.

 >>/822758/
Also, by my count there were at least 6 nuggets in there, not just 3.

 >>/822758/
> Maybe the drive thru qt has the hots for me

Weber? No!

Got my belt today.

 >>/822761/
Photo please.

 >>/822761/
6XL?

 >>/822758/
NEETgod blessing

 >>/822761/
It looks good on you.

 >>/822762/
https://www.therealmccaul.com/products/solid-leather-mens-belt-38mm-double-keeper-cognac?variant=32386598338639
I went with the antique brass hardware. The double keeper is perhaps a tad over the top but oh well.
 >>/822763/
I went with 36" since I wear 34" trousers.

 >>/822766/
It looks good NEET. Very tasteful tones.

 >>/822766/
Gives you a bit of room for expansion.

Just picked my big toe nail perfectly. Expert cut.

 >>/822769/
Based.

Malformed OP.

 >>/822771/
There are some god awful Americanism in there too.

 >>/822769/
I rip mine off all uneven

 >>/822761/
Got my tiffin today.

 >>/822772/
Smokes and ass?

 >>/822774/
Set him free neet, he was not meant to live in captivity.

 >>/822776/
Isn't he deda too?

 >>/822775/
We say smokes. I meant ass and "boi".

Dune 8:30. Bean 9:30.

 >>/822639/
Tiffo was posting yesterday. (You) lack the knowledge to recognise his posts.

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 >>/822731/

Power just dropped out for a split second, lots lightning thunder.

 >>/822784/
Which state?

 >>/822785/
NSW

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 >>/822783/
> 100%
Reminds me.
I really appreciate that they shooped AKs anto the hands of the roo and emu.
100% I posted this here already.

 >>/822787/
Ah Sydney poof.

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Figgsed the fuggen power cord I run over with the mower the other day.

 >>/822786/
Nice Tiffin.

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 >>/822790/
Good jerb.

Thinking of making shepherd's pie floaters. Pastry and pea soup made from scratch. Meat sauce just cheap lamb mince and veggies.

 >>/822790/
Fug, goodbye neet.

 >>/822790/
I’m glad Weber is not alive to see this.

 >>/822790/
I put red electrical tape around the car's ignition lead a mouse had chewed through.

 >>/822795/
RIP.

> 822788
> 822775

Not Shibs

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 >>/822783/
That fat wog is a sellout!

 >>/822793/
Sounds good.

Wanna go for a cruise but risk autopilot

 >>/822802/
Did the Mong doctor provide any useful advice or medication?

What happened to Weber?

 >>/822799/
I have a very related pic I can't find.

I think power cord NEET was being a tricksy.

 >>/822806/
Tiffin has a vast collection of tea towels.

 >>/822804/
Deda, forklift accident I think.

 >>/822797/
The show stops for no-one!

 >>/822803/
Not really. Told me to download an app, make a list of shameful things I've done / caused in the past due to boongery, stuff like that. 
Told me that I was very cognizant of my own behavioural patterns, addictive cycles, gabanergic withdrawal and kindling, etc. 
Too arrogant to be convinced of something. Need love of woman or prisoner of war camp to fix broken heada

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> tfw Weber greets you on the first day of teh month

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 >>/822810/
(You) are fine just the way you are

 >>/822809/
It must go on.

 >>/822810/
> make a list of shameful things I've done / caused in the past
Did you say you'll do it tomorrow?

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 >>/822799/
Found it.

 >>/822810/
> download an app
What the fuck. Can't even talk to someone without downloading a fucking app?
Tell her neither Freud nor Jung needed fukken apps and she should shove it up to her vaginer.

 >>/822815/
Electric companies fear him.

Anne Frank and Queen Elizabeth II were the same person. 
Think about it.

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Night.

 >>/822810/
Need a wank and a shower.

 >>/822819/
Night.

 >>/822815/
free power

 >>/822816/
Jung would have used the app.

 >>/822820/
Just another Thursday night.

Need to get on the dandelion.

 >>/822816/
>  ?

 >>/822826/
Gay website? (no homo intended)

 >>/822826/
I like how smoothly it slides out.

 >>/822829/
Don't we all.

 >>/822820/
He dropped a brown snake.

How does a dandelion slide out?

I HATE it when the phone calls or buzzes and you just know that there's some person making contact.

 >>/822832/
Stem first.

 >>/822833/
Ignore it.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSnqXeK94-iNmwqGO__eJ5g/community?lb=Ugkxvlln7QihLxgUipy6nNSmZUxwaax3VNJH

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 >>/822835/
ausneets should provide all your social needs

 >>/822810/
> Too arrogant to be convinced of something
I have been telling you for years that humbling yourself is the key to it all.

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 >>/822819/
Good night Pidge. xx

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11 acquired. This will be my final drink for the next 6 months. For *real* this time! As soon as I turned my car on my last working headline blew so I had to drive there in the dark. I thought it was another divine sign but ignored it. 

 >>/822812/
I have been meaning to make a shame list for a while now. Will end up being more of a compendium of stories really. 

 >>/822816/
It's an app called Reframe, used by addicts to track the days since they last used and gives you writing prompts for how you feel and shit like that. 
I already track my alcohol abuse in a spreadsheet but I'll give a go anyway. 
The mong doc lady also pissed herself laughing when I told her I made a graph of last years standards. Data driven boongery.

The right way for monk to get his little problem under control is to buy fancier, more expensive beverages. This way he will be forced to drink less or just go broke lol.

 >>/822841/
>  For *real* this time
At last! I knew you were going to get your shit together.

 >>/822841/
Night Monk

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 >>/822843/
With the trusted support and belief of all my frog friends it is entirely do-able this time.

 >>/822735/
I have a horrible confession neets - I love lamb chops seasoned with beef stock

 >>/822846/
That isn't kosher. It will be forbidden at the commune.

Thinking about goon...

 >>/822848/
monk! no! You had your shit together for nearly 11 full minutes

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I want her so bad...

I'M IN MY ROOM, IT'S A TYPICAL TUESDAY NIGHT

 >>/822850/
Who is this default-wog looking skank?

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me, you belong with me

eating food

 >>/822854/
Best type of meal.

 >>/822854/
edible?

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 >>/822856/
yes

Has anyone used grammarly? 
I'm opposed to it on principle (being a literary genius myself) but would like to see how it analyses my tone, particularly in a corporate e-mail context.

 >>/822858/
me not need it i good at english

Eyes are all watery.

 >>/822815/
I dont see a problem with this.

 >>/822858/
I would avoid giving it anything except corporate rubbish out of fear of tracking or something.

Failed YouTube wagon. The more you swipe the rubbish away the more comes. I can't get my time back

I'm amazed how shit the music on both sides of the Russo-Ukrainian war is. Donbass is with Us is a banger but the majority of them are shit.

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 >>/822865/
Oh-kay?

 >>/822864/
link?

 >>/822868/
A good video concept, execution not quite up to it.

badly need to shit