/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA Best A.

 >>/823534/
How?

 >>/823533/
Many neets have ridden his giant worm

All Australian workers have that attitude.

Some NEETs are ridden with giant worms.

 >>/823579/
*riddled

bought a pair of pidser rolls from coles, they were unusually good - moist and tasty and soft. Scoffed them both for morning tea even though I meant to have them for lunch.

 >>/823581/
You did the right thing. You have to strike while they're still fresh.

 >>/823581/
Now you can get KFC for lunch.

 >>/823583/
You are wise neet. A $10 mega fill up box would go down well. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll be a few extra chicken nuggets, or a bonus popcorn chicken pack.

 >>/823580/
Yes but the op is about riding worms.

who's the second biggest drug junkie here after nuro?

ACCEPT ALL COOKIES

 >>/823587/
Essential only.

 >>/823586/
Low quality question.

 >>/823586/
Some NEETs have expensive hobbies they don't tell us about.

Deposited a cheque from Motherbat and then transferred same amount from my existing savings to Sisterbot.
On Friday morning, Bill didn't shut the rear hatch on the 4x4 and the kids schoolbags fell out and he reversed over an iPad and a Chromebook and the kids lunches exploded and the backpacks tore.

 >>/823591/
lol typical Bill. He's his own worst enemy.

 >>/823592/
he treats schoolbags and 4x4s the same way he treated webby's house

 >>/823591/
lol what a fiasco.

 >>/823593/
All holes are left open at Weber's.

Fucking herder didn't rock up for the fucking shift and won't reply to fucking texts or calls to fucking reschedule it and I can't contact the fucking client until she fucking let's me know when she's fucking available because the fucking client will want a new fucking time booked. Fuck.

Australian workers are fucking hopeless. I might be an alcoholic mong but no wonder I can get ahead when the competition are all lazy fuckheads.

 >>/823596/
Sack the herder.

 >>/823598/
It's a sellers market. The replacement is likely to be just as incompetent. 
I spend more time coaching these faggots with their worthless fucking qualifications than I do monitoring clients health, which unfortunately they rely on these fucking cunts to inform me and I get left liable for the inadequacy of their fucking capacity. 
Limited capacity is how I talk about clients ability to undertake tasks, the herders have no capacity. 
Some of them, obviously there are good ones out there but they are under the same award and shit as these numpties.

New why files is about Bigfoot

 >>/823600/
a lousy and highly derivative channel that I only watch while drunk. Beyond creepy is far superior

 >>/823601/
hecklefish should name the jew

 >>/823602/
He is redpilled and based on the Jews.

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look at this goofy nigger cat

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/spencer-leniu-learns-fate-over-alleged-racial-slur-in-las-vegas-seasn-opener/news-story/834e594d8982a1b2f9a65c8d227f7288
I can't believe racism still exists in 2024.

can't leave my computer and go outside, it's like I'm paralyzed

 >>/823606/
Stop fucking around, NEET, and go outside this instant!

Watching GregO eating a hamburger.

 >>/823608/
If only our teenage selves could see us now, they'd be amazed by the extraordinary lives we lead. Amazed.

 >>/823609/
Teenage me would neck itself.

I am eating BEANS

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Don’t fuck with a White man’s dog.

 >>/823612/
t. Heinz shill

 >>/823614/
You are delusional.

taxed, wanna go back to bed

> tfw I'll never be a Nazi collaborator

 >>/823616/
go back to bed

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 >>/823604/
sloppa in the mike.

 >>/823606/
Might watch Black Hawk Down the extended edition

Oh where oh where could my, WEBER be? Teh Lord took him away from me. He's gone to Heaven so I've got to be good, so I can see my Weber when I leave this world.

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 >>/823606/
The THOTs in gym cloth will only depress you.

 >>/823621/
garn down to the shops to buy a packet of twisties, I'll look for webby while I'm down theere.

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The wicked wings were good today. 
Magnificent.
The chips and popcorn chicken too. Outstanding.

Might write my blood type on a bit of tape and put it on my shoes, like Delta force do.

 >>/823628/
I meant to link this post,
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 >>/823630/
Get it tatted under your tit and inside your bicep

 >>/823629/
Always a good day when the chips are crisp and well seasoned. How many wings?

I don't know my blood type.

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 >>/823634/
It's rubbish

 >>/823633/
> How many wings?
10 wings. And I am not gonna lie I could have eaten ten more.

It's thundering.

 >>/823629/
That’s good NEET

 >>/823529/
> micturate

 >>/823532/
Shouldn't be adding boiling water to cobbee anyways, as per instructions. "Hot but not boiling".

 >>/823536/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E0tZVE5WFZQ

 >>/823541/
They gossip about you to other female themindrapists.

 >>/823543/
BrING it!

 >>/823556/
> Starting Wednesday

 >>/823563/
What a lady, what a night!

 >>/823629/
how was the potato and gravy?

Hit the gym before talking nonsense online.

 >>/823630/
I've got a Dan sticker on the bottom of mine.

$33.20 for an 8 day mail hold. Ridiculous.

 >>/823637/
Glad I only bought 6 last night. Even cold straight from fridge they were still crunchy and delicious!

 >>/823632/
Just get a big ol’ DNR on your chest

Had 6 wicked wings for breakfast and started drinking at 11.30am

I want to have a nap, but drank too much coffee because I'm a mong. I need a herder.

 >>/823624/
I see you're still in the denial phase. He's eating Toobs with The Big Fella.

I love webby

 >>/823608/
> hamburger

Brookvale Tropical Punch Vodka and Nobby's Spicy BBQ Pork Crackling for lunch.

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might go and get vaxxed for the coof

 >>/823653/
Sounds gay

 >>/823653/
A well balanced meal.

 >>/823655/
Hateful rhetoric.

 >>/823657/
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 >>/823655/
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Weber isn't real.

 >>/823659/
 >>/823659/

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/pizza-chain-on-the-brink-120-jobs-at-risk/news-story/87a4508d223028db0dceccc88c609599
Never heard of htem.

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 >>/823662/

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/beached-fourmetre-great-white-shark-dies-on-beach-in-northern-new-south-wales/news-story/e174cc5628b71880975ae31cf63cc64a
Sucked in, arsehole fish

 >>/823651/
you just love his arse

 >>/823654/
flu? covid?

Is it raining?

Just installed just generic device drivers on my Windows 98 PC.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/like-an-explosion-70yo-driver-escapes-unscathed-after-falling-15m-off-cliff-in-glebe-sydney/news-story/52dc55cac1c6982458ee2148269ec3bb

 >>/823668/
generic more like geriatric

ok, going to start turning my life around starting right now

 >>/823671/
I'm starting tomorrow mording.

If you were really my mates you'd have stopped me from having that white monster this morning. Disappointed. Let down. I need more positive, supportive friends.

 >>/823673/
Not our responsibility.

 >>/823673/
I had two cans of OG Mondster and a can of Mango Loco, and apart from briefly feeling like I might die when I was half way through my schnitzel burger at lunch, it turned out fine.

 >>/823673/
I'm your mate. I drank 2 red bulls this morning. I support you.

Dick Kickem

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 >>/823676/
I need you to stop me next time, please. We're a team here. We need teamwork.
 >>/823674/
This neet is not a team player. He is not one of the boys.

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Ok, filled out a form I should've filled out weeks ago. At this point I'd normally go and binge on some junk food, but I'm turning my life around so instead I'll go for a walk and listen to some music.

ate half a fruit cake

Back from second wage. Got a half while out.

is he talking about drugs again

 >>/823682/
Fruit cake really gets you off

> tfw lightly fruited

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 >>/823685/
> tfw slightly rooted

Still in bed, too taxed to function

Need GregO to weigh some wickid wings to get an approximate price per kilo.

 >>/823666/
duno whatever, I missed out back in 2021

 >>/823687/
Might as well stay there now, get up tomorrow.

 >>/823669/
Lots of ex housing commission places round there.

 >>/823685/
Suicide attempt.

 >>/823692/
> Size 16
That's a big one.

contracted AIDS from the cat again

 >>/823687/
Shame list and wagon today?

 >>/823687/
Bedmaxxed.

 >>/823693/
Nah just another silly old cunt mixing up the accelerator and brake pedals and stomping down even harder when the car doesn’t stop.

 >>/823654/
Suicide attempt.

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Forgot to eat fruit or vegies yesterday or today. I can't take care of myself.

There are 131 calories in 1 one wing (38 g) of KFC Australia Wicked Wings. You'd need to walk 36 minutes to burn 131 calories.

 >>/823701/
How many carbs do they list for one?

 >>/823702/
15g each

 >>/823703/
Sorry that’s for 3

 >>/823700/
You need a herder.

 >>/823700/
You need a carer.

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 >>/823687/

> Cruisey making aeroplane noises as he jams a spoon full of mashed pumpkin into Weber’s mouth

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 >>/823701/
I'll get someone to drag me along I don't like the idea of walking.

 >>/823708/
Who burps the burper?

 >>/823584/
> bonus
Still sticking with that ruse aye?

corned beef

 >>/823709/
The white has a very slimming effect on you neet.

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 >>/823711/
You're just jealous of the special relationship I have with that drive through qt.

debating having dinner or just letting that half a  fruit cake be my last meal for the day

 >>/823713/
It's not good for food stains.

 >>/823587/
We call 'em debiscuits aroune here m8

 >>/823590/
Some have expensive hobbies they DO tell us about. Looking at YOU, 10K.

Church was nice

 >>/823719/
That is good to hear NEET. You did well by going.

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 >>/823718/
> hobbies
*lifestyle

 >>/823722/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/823700/
Had a smoothie with an apple, berries, spinach and rocket. Really should've had it this morning instead of that white monster.

Up
Showered
Wagon boarded 
One day I'm gonna live a more based life than this

 >>/823707/
three cheers for alcoholism.

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> tfw you will never be as based as nuro

 >>/823597/
If I ever had a business I'd never employ smokers.

 >>/823727/
I think he's deda again.

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 >>/823727/
Only the cool kids stay fresh in Summer.

 >>/823604/
 >>/823619/
Cats are for childless women and/or faggots. Which are you NEET?

 >>/823731/
oooh somebody is about to get tolt

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 >>/823719/
Tell me more. What did they talk about?

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 >>/823731/
I am a cat in actual.

 >>/823605/
Lol , I'd rather be called a monkey than have the name 'Spencer'.

 >>/823739/
kek

New choof is pretty wild. Pardy hardy 10k

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 >>/823738/
Throw us over a ciggie cuz.

 >>/823655/
It's only gay if you nibble on Nobby's nuts!

 >>/823662/
Ohkay?

Don't like the ohkay? poster

Very frustrated with people who don't understand the executive/ managerial/ technical/ functional hierarchy.

In trying to do someone else's job they become liabilities.

 >>/823745/
Nor do I.

 >>/823725/
> Wagon boarded 
Good NEET. The wagon is a lot cheaper than all those ubers.

 >>/823664/
Boong detected

 >>/823736/
Handsome young men.

 >>/823741/
Roach it dude.

 >>/823671/
I'll meet you at teh microwave.

 >>/823675/
Not liking the chest pains i've been getting lately.

NEETs these nasty little responses to people that take the form of "oh-kay" or similar are not acceptable and will be removed in future and short bans handed out.
The same goes for "Didn't ask" and similar.
We are cleaning things up around here.

 >>/823755/
UwU big boss is throwing his weight around.

 >>/823680/
 >>/823683/
"Fruit cake?"

"No, I just haven't met the right woman yet"

 >>/823755/
Kek

Stripping them and hosing the NEETs down with the pressure washer.

 >>/823744/
He's the same one that will bother other boards and take pictures posted there and post them here. He's fucked in the head.

 >>/823759/
Make sure to do it in a confined space, or it will spread filth all over the place.

 >>/823701/
Nobody asked

 >>/823755/
Based.

 >>/823751/
The Asian one was not handsome at all. Almost ruined the whole twinktok. Affirmative action strikes again.

 >>/823754/
That doesn't sound very good.

 >>/823762/
That's the beauty of this board, no one needs to ask us stuff for us to post in the first place.

> 823727
PLEASE TALK ABOUT ME!!!

 >>/823764/
I thought they all looked a bit gay to be honest.

 >>/823768/
That is just how the zoomers are.

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 >>/823764/

Watching videos about Golang

 >>/823745/
> self hatred

 >>/823770/
You just know.

Oh fuck it. Garn KFC.

 >>/823764/
It must be very difficult to be a gaysian. As bad as being a straight Indian

I jumped aboard de telegraph,
And trabbled down de riber,
De lectric fluid magniied,
And killed five hundred nigger.
De bullgine bust, de horse runoff,
I realy thought I'd die;
I shut my eyeto hold my breath,
Susanna, don't you cry.

 >>/823775/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5T5BY1j2MkE

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 >>/823774/
My zinger fillet was dry last time. Undersized too.

 >>/823755/
Wordfilter it!

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 >>/823774/
A group giant feast for me please. Aioli sauce, make sure they give you a bucket. And mountain jew for the drink.

 >>/823776/
Would it be any harder than being a straight Asian? I think just being Asian is the problem.

Thinking about Him

Ohkay=You're a nice person

 >>/823777/
That accent, I know it. Swas?

 >>/823780/
> Undersized
The drive through qt could tell something about you.

 >>/823762/
=Thanks mate

 >>/823763/
=weber is a cool dude

 >>/823785/
Is that kind of passive aggression mixed with attention seeking that only gays do, which provokes nothing but disgust from straight people

 >>/823774/
30kg of wicked wings please

 >>/823775/
Good meme

 >>/823790/
I almost replied with oh-kay but Beau might ban me.

 >>/823791/
You couldn't handle that many.

 >>/823790/
They're promiscuous horndogs.

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 >>/823796/
> [X]
This is a Dan board.

 >>/823794/
79 wings will need a lot of potato and gravy.

 >>/823798/
A mixing bowl full.

neets do you ever take your mattress outside in the sun to kill off any bacteria?

NEETs of socioeconomic descent

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 >>/823800/
No, too unwieldy to do that. Are we meant to?

 >>/823800/
No it is too awkward and heavy.

 >>/823802/
It would all be cold.

 >>/823802/
I might need another NEET to help me finish that off.

Congealed seed oils.

 >>/823802/
100 piece pack thanks.

 >>/823804/
> that's what she said

 >>/823786/
It is how the (now deleted) second verse of Oh! Susanna was written.

 >>/823804/
> awkward and heavy
My exact body type.

had a corned beef sandwich

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 >>/823793/
The same reply in the context of goad is welcomed and expected. It would be overly aggressive and topical

 >>/823799/
No shame slurp off.
Leave the hanging on scraps. 
No bibs. Excess.

 >>/823795/
> they
I see you

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 >>/823806/
I'm not sharing with this neet. I deserve my own full portion.

 >>/823814/
Your a topical goad, ohkay

 >>/823813/
Not bad.

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 >>/823812/
Silverside?

night

 >>/823816/
I've been found out.

 >>/823821/
I'll silver your side if you keep that up.

 >>/823814/
I will need this post translated into NEET English please.

 >>/823822/
I'll tuck you in shortly.

 >>/823822/
Sleep tight.

 >>/823820/
Roseanne has gone downhill since she got cancelled.

 >>/823822/
Too early.

 >>/823810/
It's clearly a minstrel song, the second verse would have been sung by a black face chorus.
At that time slaves hadn't race mixed so still had distinct African dialects, this one is sub Saharan, not francophone, this is pre south Africa so I'm saying swasi. It may not be swasi, but it's not Zulu or samali or Congolese so geographically I can't be more than a hundred miles off

 >>/823812/
Silverside.

 >>/823817/
I'm going to lick your wings.

 >>/823825/
I'm not sure what I can do for you neet. Faggotry makes nobody mad but is universally unwelcome. Goad makes everyone mad but is welcome, goad is honest, self aware, healthy.

Final rape

 >>/823823/
You've been found out

NK you boong.

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 >>/823830/
Cool. Have you seen this? I can't recall ever hearing any things like that.

 >>/823830/
The musical beat is a polka.

 >>/823837/
 >>/823830/
The colours are different languages but I don't really know anything about most of them, or what they are. I think there's some mix between Swahili and Arabic but haven't heard anyone talk about it, just the trade. Not the language.

Going to feed him basa.

 >>/823837/
Why do you suffer this kind of faggotry, show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

 >>/823840/
Viet?

 >>/823842/
Only the finest Viet sewer basa.

I might try cooking barramundi tomorrow.

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 >>/823837/
There are bigger questions in the world.

 >>/823844/
You've got to catch one first.

 >>/823838/
But polka was a fad, despite the beat its clearly a minstrel song. I checked.

I figure a soloist sings the first part, which makes the second part the black face chorus.
It's not just logical, I recognise many African dialects and remember this particular one coming from southern Africa.

 >>/823843/
Couple of fillets thanks.

 >>/823841/
The final frontier. Where no Aryan has been.

 >>/823845/
Go on

 >>/823847/
> fad
It's a 1/2 beat, that's like saying 3/4 waltz was a fad.

One and, Two and, One and..

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 >>/823850/
If only we knew.

 >>/823851/
This is a metric board.

 >>/823854/
Heh 
I can't measure a waltz

Imagine being named Randall

 >>/823755/
>  This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential
Lol, (You) need to overhaul the list of rules ASAP.

 >>/823856/
I knew a Randall. He was an absolute Chad.

 >>/823857/
I like his positioned on taking out the garbage.

 >>/823851/
Point is that its a minstrel song with a polka beat, not a polka song. 
 >>/823849/
Maybe it wasn't south America

 >>/823853/
 >>/823845/
Fellas should know all about Hungarian metro already.

might vaccuum up the dead flys from the window frame.

My car insurance payment came out. I bought some mince and now have $8 left. Got five (5) large potatoes and a few kilos of rice. Should be able to afford another 500g of mince. Cenno reporting on Friday. Doable.

 >>/823859/
> positioned

Might ask chatgpt to write me cloud based cytube variant that can stream AFL and stick it on github and list it on my resume as cloud/webapp dev experience

hp 67 on tonight

 >>/823863/
You need to buy a fortnight's worth of food on the day your cenno goes in.

> User Pariston lifted a ban on ausneets...

Yes, he certainly is taking out the gabage...

Nothing gonna change. But whatever I'm done on this matter for tonight. Eat your tendies and STFU.

 >>/823867/
or beg cruisey for some foodbux

 >>/823866/
Great. When will HP 111 come out?

 >>/823865/
It might be doable in a few years time.

 >>/823870/
He offered to buy me a packet of Monte Carlos once.

 >>/823871/
It's already out I watched it last year, you need secret channel plus to watch it.

 >>/823874/
> It's already out I watched it last year
😡

 >>/823873/
From the two dollar shop where the use by date says 2021.