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Deposited a cheque from Motherbat and then transferred same amount from my existing savings to Sisterbot.
On Friday morning, Bill didn't shut the rear hatch on the 4x4 and the kids schoolbags fell out and he reversed over an iPad and a Chromebook and the kids lunches exploded and the backpacks tore.





Fucking herder didn't rock up for the fucking shift and won't reply to fucking texts or calls to fucking reschedule it and I can't contact the fucking client until she fucking let's me know when she's fucking available because the fucking client will want a new fucking time booked. Fuck.



 >>/823598/
It's a sellers market. The replacement is likely to be just as incompetent. 
I spend more time coaching these faggots with their worthless fucking qualifications than I do monitoring clients health, which unfortunately they rely on these fucking cunts to inform me and I get left liable for the inadequacy of their fucking capacity. 
Limited capacity is how I talk about clients ability to undertake tasks, the herders have no capacity. 
Some of them, obviously there are good ones out there but they are under the same award and shit as these numpties.






https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/spencer-leniu-learns-fate-over-alleged-racial-slur-in-las-vegas-seasn-opener/news-story/834e594d8982a1b2f9a65c8d227f7288
I can't believe racism still exists in 2024.



























































https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/beached-fourmetre-great-white-shark-dies-on-beach-in-northern-new-south-wales/news-story/e174cc5628b71880975ae31cf63cc64a
Sucked in, arsehole fish





https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/like-an-explosion-70yo-driver-escapes-unscathed-after-falling-15m-off-cliff-in-glebe-sydney/news-story/52dc55cac1c6982458ee2148269ec3bb






















































































NEETs these nasty little responses to people that take the form of "oh-kay" or similar are not acceptable and will be removed in future and short bans handed out.
The same goes for "Didn't ask" and similar.
We are cleaning things up around here.






















I jumped aboard de telegraph,
And trabbled down de riber,
De lectric fluid magniied,
And killed five hundred nigger.
De bullgine bust, de horse runoff,
I realy thought I'd die;
I shut my eyeto hold my breath,
Susanna, don't you cry.





















































 >>/823810/
It's clearly a minstrel song, the second verse would have been sung by a black face chorus.
At that time slaves hadn't race mixed so still had distinct African dialects, this one is sub Saharan, not francophone, this is pre south Africa so I'm saying swasi. It may not be swasi, but it's not Zulu or samali or Congolese so geographically I can't be more than a hundred miles off

















 >>/823838/
But polka was a fad, despite the beat its clearly a minstrel song. I checked.

I figure a soloist sings the first part, which makes the second part the black face chorus.
It's not just logical, I recognise many African dialects and remember this particular one coming from southern Africa.
















My car insurance payment came out. I bought some mince and now have $8 left. Got five (5) large potatoes and a few kilos of rice. Should be able to afford another 500g of mince. Cenno reporting on Friday. Doable.














































 >>/823877/
With secret channel+ you can call up to ask them to change the ending if you didn't like it and you can get the actors to wish you a happy birthday.
I got arnold schwarzenegger to sing me happy birthday in the opening scene of terminator 2 when he beats up all the people in the bar, I even made him rape the man after he steals his clothes.









































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I went to Priceline yesterday and bought some Dr Bronner's soap (Rose scented 237ml $14.95).
I put some in my soap foam dispenser diluted with three parts water and was very happy with the results. It comes out like shaving cream.
It is very pure - no chemical additives. I want to cut as much of that sort of stuff out as possible. Still not sure about whether getting rid of shampoo will be a viable option. 
Deodorant is a tricky one too. The aluminium and other crap has worried me for years but I am not sure there is a good alternative.



















Watching first episode of the new Shogun. It's like a more ostentatious version of the old. They display more from the details of clothing and such.
I do not like the visuals of Osaka castle when they show it from the distance. Crappy CGI and reminds me or the similarly cheap looks of the castles/towns in the Witcher telly show.

























Discovered the Burmese Pajeet had created an API route 9 months ago that dumped the entire employee database unauthenticated. Even included home address and phone numbers of next of kin.









































































 >>/824075/
Mostly recreation. Occasional night raid if I can get Tiffo to leave the bloody spars at home.
Mostly just doing some fishing a couple of hundred meters off shore in Encounter Bay.
Launching a proper boat really requires two people, and I don't have any friends. I also don't really want to mess the new car up putting a tow bar on it.

























 >>/824086/
yeah i could take it to a specialist clutch place but they wouldnt want to do the dirty work, so the mechanic gets the big and small jobs, hopefully they are interested in the large amount of labor hours. 

I think I am dealing with one of those "there are no tradesmen" situations. I could do it myself but its not very viable.








 >>/824098/
Do you have any suggestions for how I go about chatting up a girl if she is sitting? It seems a bit presumptuous to sit down next to her (and there isn't always a chair available) but standing whilst having a conversation with someone who is sitting always feels a bit off. Do you think leaning is a good compromise?


 >>/824107/
Yeah i can get some help who has the hoists and shit but its inconvenient as fuck. The whole Idea is that we are taking everything off and fixing everything and then putting everything back. I gotta get the coil packs and injectors done too. 
 >>/824108/
I dont think those cars exist in reality 
 >>/824109/
lol i open the windows when I fart inside.



























































































































I tried an airplane jelly milk drink today. It was disgusting, like lemon dishwashing liquid. Was only 50c. Wouldn't try it again but it was interesting. Also got an orange Gatorade for $1.90, that was also bad.


































I am back out of bed.
Had horrible semi-awake dreams recalling things from my past.
They weren't even dreams, just memories. I wasn't even asleep.
Need the computer to distract me.
Can't function.













































 >>/824313/
When Tiff used to send me private emails, I showed him a property for $160k in Snowtown. He started going on about making a village thing and I think took offence when I called it a commune. It scared me off a bit. That house sold for $300k, it is two blocks put together, was a semi detatched, but they ripped the middle wall out.
I should have gone in with him and we could've turned Bundaleer into a nat soc spar arvesting project.
Sometimes fantasise about yelling at him about expenses and him thinking a history lesson on usury would somehow help our interest rates. I would have turned NSN into real socialists.



 >>/824320/
It's true of probably all jobs I suspect. In white collar environments, attractive people advance faster and further than those who aren't. Male CEOs are generally taller than average.
Fat people are seen as distrustful or incompetent.











 >>/824322/
yeah theres something I saw in a neuro linguistic programming text about how body morphology and how that gets characterized, generally amongst unsophisticated people. fat people are jolly, think people are aloof, you get the idea. This kind of pigeon hole-ing sort of works I suppose and the study of it goes back into antiquity, such as Rene Le Seine with his dividing personalities into emotive/ non emotive and further into "amorphous" "apathetic" "sanguine" and so on, it seems to work on some people such as Cruisey, whos behavior fits neatly into emotive- non- active - primary = Phlegmatic/Nervous, and Nuro who is clearly Sanguine like a opium smoker and Tiffin who was Stoic/Heroic, contrast this with the majority of NPC posters here. So you pays your money and makes your selection with these methods.


































When I got that piza from dominos the other day there were no chairs or tables inside. I just had to lean on this window ledge until they finished making it. 
How the west has fallen. No more family dinners at Sizzlers or La Porchetta








The independent mechanics gave me a good quote and even made a really good plan for the issues I told them about. They are saying I cant get new injectors because the dealer discontinued them but I checked on ebay and they are right there. I dont know whether to point this out to the mechanic or not. I dont want to piss them off. The youtube guy says he would just get them cleaned if he had to do it all again. The guy from the dealership says they last forever anyway.








I am 1 hour 45 minutes into Dune cam version.
I am glad I didn't go to the cinema to see it. It is not very good.
Chalamet is not a leading man. He is not even a man. Awful to look at. Bizarre chin situation. Gas gas gas.




I've been off cigarettes for like a week and a half this time. I'm going to buy lots of alcohol to distract me this payday. Also my mouse I've been using since like 2011 is dying. RIP mouse o7





































On the first page of Neuromancer the protagonist swallows an amphetamine pill and washes it down with a double espresso. Shamefully, that's something I've done many times, as an adult. But as a kid I didn't get it, and found the whole book to be too dark and weird to enjoy. I thought my life was going to turn out great. As an adult failure with a history of substance abuse I find it much easier to identify with the protagonist, Case, who's a burnt out ex hacker turned junkie.










 >>/824403/
I went to a "soup kitchen" once to see what I could glean, I had a mediocre meal of stodge and glop and was unsuccessful in striking up a conversation with some dudes with track marks who had to be somewhere else urgently.





































































I was hoping there would be some bullshit where you'd fill out some piss easy quiz in 20 minutes without looking at the material and that would count for 10 hours or something. It seems like actual effort is involved.
 >>/824501/
Try reading the posts above it neet, they might provide context.









I finished watching Dune.
It ended with a bang but overall was quite slow.
It would have been better to watch a better version but better audio and video would not make up for its deficiencies.
All the villains were white. No black or brown Harkonnens or sardukar. Lots of negroes amongst the fremen, no whites. Ugly brown blobs everywhere. Visual pollution.
I was surprised they kept so many of the muslim parallels in, including terms like "Mahdi". They did not use the word Jihad though.

Alrighty then neets. I'm going to have to actually get a job. I'm going to cancel my cenno and start trying to actually get a job.
Should I just stick with online stuff or is it possible to get a job at a cafe or something by applying in person?



I just answered a call from a guy calling from https://marketsmg.com/ who wants me to invest and start an account on their site. I think I was going to sign up with them like a year ago. Is this legit?









There are NEETs on here with obvious SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS who due to problems with accurate self perception do not understand they are entitled to be on the DSP.

They would feel like frauds making an application because they do not understand the extent to which their lives have been blighted by mental illness conditions which are outside of their control and ARE recognised as legitimate disabilities.

GET ON THE DSP NEETS















I managed to find a few extra coins. Put it in the smart ATM. Came out to $11. 
Became a Dans member and managed to get a 2L cask. 
I'll start my real life on Monday, and get a job like that other NEET. 
The great dole bludger holocaust of 2024.
















 >>/824552/
You are a robust, independent worker with superior time management, a thirst for knowledge, a passion for HJs product offerings, a practical, growth mindset and a bubbly personality. 
You do not intend to hit on any teenage girls. 

When I applied to woolies they asked me to do a video recording of myself btw. Didn't do it

















Thank you for applying for a position at Hungry Jack's® .

Your application is currently being processed.

You will receive a response within the next 14 days.

Regards,

Hungry Jack's Recruitment Team.



> Your application will be reviewed and if successful a manager will make contact with you to attend an interview.
In my granddad's day you'd put an ad in the paper and the jobs would chase you. These days they don't even tell you if they rejected you or not.
 >>/824575/
Living the dream. Maybe I can embezzle enough food to run the commune?















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