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 >>/825605/
I don't think so. There's one who lives in the deep North of NSW. He warned me once that I was getting "too close to home" when I posted some photos on a road trip to Queensland.







































NEETs just because Nuro makes a post, that is not an excuse for you to fill the thread up with 20 more posts about how bad Nuro's posts are and how bad his bed must smell etc.







 >>/824660/
> Does someone drive it? 

Yeah.

> Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen

According to the Australian Design Rules legislation, "any self-propelled vehicle with four or more wheels manufactured on or after January 1, 1993, must have an internal rear-vision mirror and two external rearward-facing mirrors."

Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?













 >>/825664/
When I filled out the online KFC feedback form complaining about how they didn't give me my dipping sauces with my nuggets, I got emailed a $20 voucher, no strings attached. No phone calls.

 >>/825666/
Fuck me. They left the zinger stacker burger out of a large combo and I had to read the fucking receipt back to them 3 days later (happened on a Friday, phoned on a Monday) and I only got a voucher for a regular combo as compo.
Nigger manager was like "why didn't you drive back" and I was all "I was on my fucking lunch break and you're several kilometers away"











Battle Los Angeles, Total Recall, Spectre, and A Beautiful Mind all on free to air TV tonight. I hope the Fetchbox can manage them all.


























 >>/825698/
I drove back late last night. Last 3 times i have planned a weekend in brissy i have left early due to the fucking rain and humidty ... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking underwater volcanos man.....











































 >>/825735/
Well, you could find me a report of Orbán's meeting with Trump that's actually about the meeting and not calling everyone a dictator. From what I see it could take the whole evening.

















Someone gave me hippie food. It's awful. 
Instead of making something good with what they've got, they start with what they want to eat and subtract everything they're not meant to eat. 
Flourless, sugarless, dairy free, nut free, egg free... it's awful and cost $20.

got some triple smoked australian ham, pate, blue stilton cheese and jatz crackers for dindins. Diet wagon can start after the heat wave has stopped.









Energy plummeted. 
Postponing that call to my Nan until tomorrow. 
Having some fun with a new app called Raycast. Not often I get to install software on my computer thats fun to setup and use.


Are we going to take bets on how long after the cenno monk lasts before falling off the wagon? Or is nobody willing to waste their money?







 >>/825779/
Dunno, that quote was from https://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/coles-home-brand-red-kidney-beans-from-shelves-in-wa-after-mum-claims-to-have-found-remains-of-rat-inside-can-c-13884101 

I checked the product recall section of Coles website and there's no mention of the beans.
















This is probably the longest I've been without eating meat in my life 
How do vegans do it? I'm in some weird kind of low-energy trance. My muscles feel empty. I'm wasting.





 >>/825803/
I wholeheartedly agree. Tiffin was a foward thinking self made man. Willing to fight for the future, meanwhile most other NEETs here have got tall poppy syndrome and are willing to step on their fellow white brother for more gibs.








 >>/825810/
It looked like it was ramping up to a ban of all adblock users but you are right, it suddenly disappeared.
Maybe it was just a test of the waters. They are regrouping now to decide their next move.













































































 >>/825886/
> 24/7 Colesworth

Ah the life of a capital city NOOT. Only a few things I can think of that are open 24/7 around here, and that's Maccas, 7/11 servo and the public hospital.


























Ever since we started taxing young people to pay the state to take care of old people things have gone haywire. Wasn't superannuaton included in industrial awards sometime in the 1970s, when everything went to shit?  It can't be coincidental. Why are these old cunts so expensive?







https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/buckley-death-urgent-investigation-after-womans-body-found-in-bin/news-story/56c71eceb7f445e2465129a037cd7126
imagine the smell









DMed a sheila on Twitter yesterday morning asking something relating to  tweet they had made. They responded overnight with a pleasant enough answer and blocked me.







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 >>/825918/
Why didnt you just disgregard the so called rules? Looking back at my life I have always been trouble for these shitty sherriffs with tin plated stars pushing the ZOG order. And more often than not, my instincts have been exactly correct. I am Pavlov's fifth type of man and hence the petulant, immature BO's with their misbegotten edicts and selective rule enforcement will have a problem with me. 

 >>/825916/
This is so sad, that sheila is so niaeve she is overjoyed that she has a man to go forward and have a family with but she has landed a handsome man-child with his wedding sneakers and his you tube clown antics. The indignity here is deep cringe because of the disappointment and sadness and frustration to come into her life. I know this because I have seen the outcome. But get some lulz from it because tiktok hey.

I am the board bad-ass. I'm here to ruin your vibe.




 >>/825939/
Other than shooting them, not really. I don't mind the antics generally, I just don't want them in the carport.
If you trap them in a cage they go mental trying to get out and I don't want them pissing in the car when going to release them somewhere.





> "But from Delhi to Ceylon the dominating fact in India is heat: heat that has weakened the physique, shortened the youth, and affected the quietist religion and philosophy of the inhabitants. The only relief from this heat is to sit still, to do nothing, to desire nothing"
> -- Will Durant
The heat is going to turn us into pajeets I fear


































 >>/825982/
Verse 1:
Listen up y'all, I got a story to tell
'Bout a dog named Cruisedog, he's doin' quite well
He's got a knack for the poker machines
Always winnin' big, livin' out his dreams

He struts into the casino, tail waggin' high
With his shades on, he's cool as pie
Everyone knows him, he's a local star
With his poker face on, he's takin' it far

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 2:
He's got his poker chips, stacked high and tall
No one can beat him, he's got it all
His luck never runs out, he's always on fire
Cruisedog's the king, no one can take him higher

He's got a poker face, but his tail don't lie
When he's on a winning streak, he's flyin' high
With his canine instincts, he knows when to hold 'em
And when to fold 'em, he's always in control, man.

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 3:
He's got a strategy, it's all in his head
No need for cheat cards, he's got it all instead
He's got his lucky charm, a bone in his pocket
With that by his side, he knows he'll never drop it

Cruisedog's the king of the poker scene
His bark is his word, his bite is his mean
He's got the casino on lock, no one can stop him
Cruisedog, the poker machine champion

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Outro:
So next time you're at the casino, look out for Cruisedog
He'll be at the poker machines, droppin' all the big dogs
With his luck and his skill, he's untouchable, you see
Cruisedog, the poker machine king, livin' his life free!





































 >>/826014/
You're post is incoherent. You are repeating nigger babble you have seen on 4chan's /tv/. Why would a redditor complain about the use of ebonics? They're the ones that use it the most.















Wish I hadn't thrown out my keyboards and had kept one wireless keyboard and mouse. Would be a good time to hook a laptop to the TV and code on the big screen TV.

























lol people were so shocked that a half caste boong had average looks that she went viral.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13166267/Why-photo-ordinary-Aussie-nightclub-gone-viral-young-woman-picture-speaks-newfound-fame.html





 >>/826062/
There's a sudo from the Norther suburbs of Adelaide that got signed to some international modeling company just for being a nigger. She is as ugly as a hatful of backsides, as Motherbat would say.



 >>/826068/
Probably. I said I wanted it answered in the next newsletter or at the next meeting.
I'll know next weekend when I attend the garden bowls function just by how certain people receive me.


I have watched the first two episodes of Shogun.
I am not sure if I like it. The pro-feminism, anti-Western, anti-Christian messaging makes me feel it is typical poz propaganda.
I will watch episode 3 now. Verdict still open.








https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/aussies-cop-a-new-bunnings-sausage-sizzle-price-rise/news-story/01899fc3782f5f45fefbce07bac958b1












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Morning. Risen. 
Last night was a mistake but I'm tempted to go for a cheeky little booze cruise down to IGA for a cask and some NEET treats 
I've also noticed that Google has removed local weather forecasts for me when I google "weather"

 >>/826056/
Yes

 >>/826059/
kek

 >>/826062/
Would tie her up with cable ties 

 >>/826065/
I might watch it today. Is it time we start our own womboflix? 

 >>/826074/
35 here. Max of 39 and 38 tomorrow. Woe.








 >>/826096/
> do full fucks
> No family visits, weekend barbecues or non-essential travel. Australians reveal cost-of-living isolation
>  >But nowadays the 74-year-old has more or less stopped going out altogether.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-10/social-isolation-cost-of-living-senate-committee-finance-stress/103517288


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> Both the pilot and passenger were treated at the scene by NSW ambulance.
> The passenger, a woman in her 50s, was transferred to Shellharbour Hospital in a stable condition for further observation.
> The pilot, a man in his 50s, also sustained no injuries.
> The cause of the upside-down landing is not yet known.





 >>/826104/
She also lives in a fantasy world with regard to me. Last weekend she was all "do the girls in the bakery recognise you and chat to you when you go in for your pie?" and I had to explain that, no, I'm a creepy middle aged man and they avoid even looking at me where possible.

Keep worrying I'm dying. Might enjoy what little time I have left by having some ice cream and playing some counterstrike.
The problem is I've been thinking like this for years and that's what's helped turn me into an obese underachieving neet.

















Goon (20), Cola lamb (8), smoked chipotle and honey red rock, loaf of raisin bread acquired. 
IGA is a great aesthetic experience. Much more Australian than the big chains. Makes me feel like I'm a kid on holiday in Baitmans Bay again. Something about the people there, the localness of it.































Looking at the screen usage app. Aprox average of 10 hours a day on the computer alone. 
Think that's pretty good. Was probably closer to 14+ hours when I was younger


https://www.afr.com/work-and-careers/workplace/secret-union-push-for-26pc-pay-rise-to-spike-building-costs-20240308-p5faw9

Poofter tradie unionists get the rope






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 >>/826140/
Each bottle contains the juice of: Sweet Potato (34.4%)^, Apple (33.5%)^, Yellow Carrot (21.6%)^, Green Veggies (6.5%) (Spinach (5.3%), Cucumber, Celery, Lettuce, Parsley, Kale (0.04%)), Pineapple (3.3%)^, Food Acid (Citric Acid), Vitamin C, Natural Flavours, Food Colour (E141).

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 >>/826170/
I no longer feel it is safe to fly. All these brown blobs and women pilots now too. Affirmative action incompetence as well as general societal decay and mental health decline.
I'm staying home. Never leaving Australia again. Won't put myself within their power.





































https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-10/social-isolation-cost-of-living-senate-committee-finance-stress/103517288
We need to kill all immigrants
















































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Just got back from a ride. Scored a bottle of Addderal. Still have lots Oxy left too.

Time to crack another bottle of champagne, also picked up two Burritos and a fresh pack of ciggies. Nuro chads 
we are simply winning






When I'm standing over the kitchen sink filling something with water I find myself very vulnerable to having unpleasant memories surface.
I don't know what it is about the activity. The memories have no relation to it.



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Had a dream the neet council sent us up the murray on a river patrol boat to find and stop colonel tiffin, who had taken over a tribe of boongs and was worshiped by them as a god. When we got there tiffo lectured us on his theories of war, praising the ruthlessness of the boongs.






Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organisation made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with.




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 >>/826280/
I have not read Naked Lunch but love that moofie. One to add on the return of Womboflix. 

Also i really need to add there is a big difference between drinking and taking a few hard to get controlled pharmaceutical drugs versus literally shoving a few grams of street drugs into your veins all at once. Drugs are bad um kay but people have no idea what hardened drug addicts actually consume. There is really no limit to the amount of shit they can bang. 

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> i really need to add there is a big difference between drinking and taking a few hard to get controlled pharmaceutical drugs versus literally shoving a few grams of street drugs into your veins all at once



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I am not satisfied with any aspect of the current year. The politicians could slash immigration and I would still not be satisfied. 
The political class going to civics classes with Jordan Peterson and Konstantin Kisin will not cut it.
I AM A FANATIC. I yearn for something MORE















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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is hot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?








Inconsiderate neighbour got the TV blaring again. If I wasn't a rent cuck I'd be screaming out the window to STFU and/or throwing rocks on the cunt's roof.



I think we should interact with other human beings while its still possible
Reckon webber will be a tough moderator when we all eventually live in the ausneets VR isntance





 >>/826313/
ANother thing I'd do as a homeowner is install motorised window shutters. Not just for security and privacy but also I'd like to imagine I was in the moofie I Am Legend, shutting them everyday at sunset to avoid the monsters that come out at night. In reality those monsters are the imported nigs looking for an open window.













































https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awards/oscars/oscarnominated-film-the-holdovers-accused-of-plagiarism-day-before-event-overwhelming/news-story/c9dda55290cd931c7428adf098635c50






https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/relationships/article-13171305/jana-hocking-madam-brothel-good-men-cheat-relationships-australia.html
In this week's gripping installment, Jana writes about her aversion to rimming.

















 >>/826382/
I will still check once a day for a fresh Olive if the original OliveNEET hasn't posted her.

> What has sprung this into action? 
I'm a depressed loser and at this point staring at the wall is probably healthier than looking at that shit.



























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overate again, this time with some coles cinnamon scrolls topped with some sort of cream icing. Feel bloated, lying around in food coma, diet wagon is driving away over the horizon without me



















I remember the bad old days when almost all of them made you lock in for 12 month contracts and if you cancelled or moved or died they made you pay out the whole thing.



Telstra loves giving boomers 24 month contracts. My mother signed up for one before I could stop her.
She said some Pajeet on the phone told her it was the best one for her. She would not accept she had done something dumb. She got angry at me for suggesting it.
These boomers.


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Just had a customer in my shop. Remember those boong kids that got zip tied ?

He had something similiar happen the other week. Some local feral kids jumped his fence and swam in his pool. One of the kids hit their head and almost drowned. Somehow the ambulance got called. The Ambos reported the near drowning to the council. The council came and inspected his property. They said he needed a new fence around his entire property. Its going to cost him 17 grand and he has under a month to comply with theor ordanance

Fucking kids.... Zip tie em all !






 >>/826440/
No, all the 100/20 250/25 plans would simply disappear.
> In terms of speed boosts the 100Mbps plan gets the biggest jump in available speed, lifting to 500Mbps downloads and an increase from 20 to 50Mbps in upload speed. The 250/25 plan will move to 750/50 and the fastest or “Ultrafast” NBN plan will go from being an offer between 500 and 1000Mbps down and 50Mbps up, to 750-1000 down and between 50 and 100Mbps uploads.





































 >>/826432/
The email should come as a seperate notice not related to your bill. More as a seperate plan to fuck you, as my current plan will be equally as expensive as the next tier with no speed increase unless I request it.











































I'm going to try and not eat takeaway or booze for the next 2.5 weeks, so I don't need to go rearranging so much money for the road trip.







 >>/826527/
Will do. Tomorrow morning I need to drop the car off for it's 3000km check, so I will visit Woolies before that and get some breakfast, lunch, and dinner makings for the next few days.







































 >>/826566/
Speed is regular amphetamine but theres a good likelihood that you'll get a bit of ice in the bag if you cop it in the smokers lounge.
I think hes referring to his ADHD meds.

 >>/826568/
Speed has been known for decades as regular amphetamine salts. There is varying potency but an analogy it’s like a good bottle of wine. Methyl amphetamine is known as Meth is different chemically and is like vodka (it will mess you up quick) 

Does not help that you can eat it drink it snort it or shove it in your veins that changes it strength too

Does not help that there is also cocaine too that is a more expensive cleaner high. People that smoked freebase cocaine were called crackheads all the 90’s and now things get even more confused when we now call all meth smokers crackheads.

 >>/826569/
I know. Speed is shit btw. I used to buy it in clubs but ultimately it was just a shitty wakefulness agent. Meth much better. 
I don't think we had a true crack wave here. Wouldn't make sense given the cost of coke.

























https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/man-dies-after-alleged-stabbing-attack-in-gold-coast-carpark/news-story/3bb5710c4eddbc71aa5a90d914d3f0d6
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