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> Does someone drive it? 

Yeah.

> Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen

According to the Australian Design Rules legislation, "any self-propelled vehicle with four or more wheels manufactured on or after January 1, 1993, must have an internal rear-vision mirror and two external rearward-facing mirrors."

Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?














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Fuck me. They left the zinger stacker burger out of a large combo and I had to read the fucking receipt back to them 3 days later (happened on a Friday, phoned on a Monday) and I only got a voucher for a regular combo as compo.
Nigger manager was like "why didn't you drive back" and I was all "I was on my fucking lunch break and you're several kilometers away"

































































































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Someone gave me hippie food. It's awful. 
Instead of making something good with what they've got, they start with what they want to eat and subtract everything they're not meant to eat. 
Flourless, sugarless, dairy free, nut free, egg free... it's awful and cost $20.










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Energy plummeted. 
Postponing that call to my Nan until tomorrow. 
Having some fun with a new app called Raycast. Not often I get to install software on my computer thats fun to setup and use.









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Dunno, that quote was from https://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/coles-home-brand-red-kidney-beans-from-shelves-in-wa-after-mum-claims-to-have-found-remains-of-rat-inside-can-c-13884101 

I checked the product recall section of Coles website and there's no mention of the beans.





















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I wholeheartedly agree. Tiffin was a foward thinking self made man. Willing to fight for the future, meanwhile most other NEETs here have got tall poppy syndrome and are willing to step on their fellow white brother for more gibs.















































































































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Ever since we started taxing young people to pay the state to take care of old people things have gone haywire. Wasn't superannuaton included in industrial awards sometime in the 1970s, when everything went to shit?  It can't be coincidental. Why are these old cunts so expensive?























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Why didnt you just disgregard the so called rules? Looking back at my life I have always been trouble for these shitty sherriffs with tin plated stars pushing the ZOG order. And more often than not, my instincts have been exactly correct. I am Pavlov's fifth type of man and hence the petulant, immature BO's with their misbegotten edicts and selective rule enforcement will have a problem with me. 

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This is so sad, that sheila is so niaeve she is overjoyed that she has a man to go forward and have a family with but she has landed a handsome man-child with his wedding sneakers and his you tube clown antics. The indignity here is deep cringe because of the disappointment and sadness and frustration to come into her life. I know this because I have seen the outcome. But get some lulz from it because tiktok hey.

I am the board bad-ass. I'm here to ruin your vibe.




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Other than shooting them, not really. I don't mind the antics generally, I just don't want them in the carport.
If you trap them in a cage they go mental trying to get out and I don't want them pissing in the car when going to release them somewhere.





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> "But from Delhi to Ceylon the dominating fact in India is heat: heat that has weakened the physique, shortened the youth, and affected the quietist religion and philosophy of the inhabitants. The only relief from this heat is to sit still, to do nothing, to desire nothing"
> -- Will Durant
The heat is going to turn us into pajeets I fear


































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Verse 1:
Listen up y'all, I got a story to tell
'Bout a dog named Cruisedog, he's doin' quite well
He's got a knack for the poker machines
Always winnin' big, livin' out his dreams

He struts into the casino, tail waggin' high
With his shades on, he's cool as pie
Everyone knows him, he's a local star
With his poker face on, he's takin' it far

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 2:
He's got his poker chips, stacked high and tall
No one can beat him, he's got it all
His luck never runs out, he's always on fire
Cruisedog's the king, no one can take him higher

He's got a poker face, but his tail don't lie
When he's on a winning streak, he's flyin' high
With his canine instincts, he knows when to hold 'em
And when to fold 'em, he's always in control, man.

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Verse 3:
He's got a strategy, it's all in his head
No need for cheat cards, he's got it all instead
He's got his lucky charm, a bone in his pocket
With that by his side, he knows he'll never drop it

Cruisedog's the king of the poker scene
His bark is his word, his bite is his mean
He's got the casino on lock, no one can stop him
Cruisedog, the poker machine champion

Chorus:
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, playin' them poker machines
Win after win, livin' his life to the extreme
With his paws on the buttons, he's on a roll
Cruisedog, Cruisedog, he's got control

Outro:
So next time you're at the casino, look out for Cruisedog
He'll be at the poker machines, droppin' all the big dogs
With his luck and his skill, he's untouchable, you see
Cruisedog, the poker machine king, livin' his life free!













































































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lol people were so shocked that a half caste boong had average looks that she went viral.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13166267/Why-photo-ordinary-Aussie-nightclub-gone-viral-young-woman-picture-speaks-newfound-fame.html










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I have watched the first two episodes of Shogun.
I am not sure if I like it. The pro-feminism, anti-Western, anti-Christian messaging makes me feel it is typical poz propaganda.
I will watch episode 3 now. Verdict still open.




















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Morning. Risen. 
Last night was a mistake but I'm tempted to go for a cheeky little booze cruise down to IGA for a cask and some NEET treats 
I've also noticed that Google has removed local weather forecasts for me when I google "weather"

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Yes

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kek

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Would tie her up with cable ties 

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I might watch it today. Is it time we start our own womboflix? 

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35 here. Max of 39 and 38 tomorrow. Woe.








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> do full fucks
> No family visits, weekend barbecues or non-essential travel. Australians reveal cost-of-living isolation
>  >But nowadays the 74-year-old has more or less stopped going out altogether.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-10/social-isolation-cost-of-living-senate-committee-finance-stress/103517288


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> Both the pilot and passenger were treated at the scene by NSW ambulance.
> The passenger, a woman in her 50s, was transferred to Shellharbour Hospital in a stable condition for further observation.
> The pilot, a man in his 50s, also sustained no injuries.
> The cause of the upside-down landing is not yet known.





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She also lives in a fantasy world with regard to me. Last weekend she was all "do the girls in the bakery recognise you and chat to you when you go in for your pie?" and I had to explain that, no, I'm a creepy middle aged man and they avoid even looking at me where possible.

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Keep worrying I'm dying. Might enjoy what little time I have left by having some ice cream and playing some counterstrike.
The problem is I've been thinking like this for years and that's what's helped turn me into an obese underachieving neet.

















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Goon (20), Cola lamb (8), smoked chipotle and honey red rock, loaf of raisin bread acquired. 
IGA is a great aesthetic experience. Much more Australian than the big chains. Makes me feel like I'm a kid on holiday in Baitmans Bay again. Something about the people there, the localness of it.







































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Each bottle contains the juice of: Sweet Potato (34.4%)^, Apple (33.5%)^, Yellow Carrot (21.6%)^, Green Veggies (6.5%) (Spinach (5.3%), Cucumber, Celery, Lettuce, Parsley, Kale (0.04%)), Pineapple (3.3%)^, Food Acid (Citric Acid), Vitamin C, Natural Flavours, Food Colour (E141).

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I no longer feel it is safe to fly. All these brown blobs and women pilots now too. Affirmative action incompetence as well as general societal decay and mental health decline.
I'm staying home. Never leaving Australia again. Won't put myself within their power.



























































































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When I'm standing over the kitchen sink filling something with water I find myself very vulnerable to having unpleasant memories surface.
I don't know what it is about the activity. The memories have no relation to it.



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Had a dream the neet council sent us up the murray on a river patrol boat to find and stop colonel tiffin, who had taken over a tribe of boongs and was worshiped by them as a god. When we got there tiffo lectured us on his theories of war, praising the ruthlessness of the boongs.






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Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organisation made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with.




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I have not read Naked Lunch but love that moofie. One to add on the return of Womboflix. 

Also i really need to add there is a big difference between drinking and taking a few hard to get controlled pharmaceutical drugs versus literally shoving a few grams of street drugs into your veins all at once. Drugs are bad um kay but people have no idea what hardened drug addicts actually consume. There is really no limit to the amount of shit they can bang.




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I am not satisfied with any aspect of the current year. The politicians could slash immigration and I would still not be satisfied. 
The political class going to civics classes with Jordan Peterson and Konstantin Kisin will not cut it.
I AM A FANATIC. I yearn for something MORE















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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is hot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
















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ANother thing I'd do as a homeowner is install motorised window shutters. Not just for security and privacy but also I'd like to imagine I was in the moofie I Am Legend, shutting them everyday at sunset to avoid the monsters that come out at night. In reality those monsters are the imported nigs looking for an open window.













































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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/relationships/article-13171305/jana-hocking-madam-brothel-good-men-cheat-relationships-australia.html
In this week's gripping installment, Jana writes about her aversion to rimming.

















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I will still check once a day for a fresh Olive if the original OliveNEET hasn't posted her.

> What has sprung this into action? 
I'm a depressed loser and at this point staring at the wall is probably healthier than looking at that shit.



























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overate again, this time with some coles cinnamon scrolls topped with some sort of cream icing. Feel bloated, lying around in food coma, diet wagon is driving away over the horizon without me






















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Telstra loves giving boomers 24 month contracts. My mother signed up for one before I could stop her.
She said some Pajeet on the phone told her it was the best one for her. She would not accept she had done something dumb. She got angry at me for suggesting it.
These boomers.


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Just had a customer in my shop. Remember those boong kids that got zip tied ?

He had something similiar happen the other week. Some local feral kids jumped his fence and swam in his pool. One of the kids hit their head and almost drowned. Somehow the ambulance got called. The Ambos reported the near drowning to the council. The council came and inspected his property. They said he needed a new fence around his entire property. Its going to cost him 17 grand and he has under a month to comply with theor ordanance

Fucking kids.... Zip tie em all !






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No, all the 100/20 250/25 plans would simply disappear.
> In terms of speed boosts the 100Mbps plan gets the biggest jump in available speed, lifting to 500Mbps downloads and an increase from 20 to 50Mbps in upload speed. The 250/25 plan will move to 750/50 and the fastest or “Ultrafast” NBN plan will go from being an offer between 500 and 1000Mbps down and 50Mbps up, to 750-1000 down and between 50 and 100Mbps uploads.































































































































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Speed has been known for decades as regular amphetamine salts. There is varying potency but an analogy it’s like a good bottle of wine. Methyl amphetamine is known as Meth is different chemically and is like vodka (it will mess you up quick) 

Does not help that you can eat it drink it snort it or shove it in your veins that changes it strength too

Does not help that there is also cocaine too that is a more expensive cleaner high. People that smoked freebase cocaine were called crackheads all the 90’s and now things get even more confused when we now call all meth smokers crackheads.




































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