/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I don't want a cooked dinner, thinking of getting some pate and crackers and cold meat

 >>/825595/
How?

QLD NEETS WORST NEETS

SA BEST A

 >>/825602/
 >>/825600/
 >>/825599/

 >>/825584/
Turbo dong if you know what I mean

So apart from the terrorist, nuro and IGA, are there any other QLD neets?

 >>/825605/
I don't think so. There's one who lives in the deep North of NSW. He warned me once that I was getting "too close to home" when I posted some photos on a road trip to Queensland.

 >>/825606/
Meanwhile the SA neets live as neighbours in perfect harmony.

 >>/825606/
Barnaby land?

 >>/825607/
We could teach the world to sing

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 >>/825600/

 >>/825610/
This isn't going to catch on, mate.

INGHAM HALFWAY HOUSE

PREMATURE BUM RASH

 >>/825608/
I can't remember exactly where. I posted some pictures of an old railway station which triggered him.

 >>/825612/
It's where all the chooks from bad homes end up.

 >>/825595/
Gherkin long slices and cheese.

 >>/825611/
Its no fish slice meme.

 >>/825595/
I've only got some vindaloo makings and a Turkey roll roast in the freezer. I could eat them in the Cool Zone, but cooking them is another matter.

 >>/825618/
That has legs, unlike a fish. Especially after it has been sliced.

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 >>/825611/
if he was in front of a bucket of kfc perhaps...

 >>/825619/
> a Turkey roll roast 
My exact body type.

 >>/825617/
> [X]

 >>/825622/
The 2kg Inghams turkey roll roast in one sitting produces a decent clogger the next day

Too hot in here. Going to do the dishes in the cool zone. Bye neets.

 >>/825617/
Christ Nuro. That is about as funny as cancer. Improve please.

 >>/825624/
swallowed whole?

 >>/825626/
He has been making very low quality posts lately.

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 >>/825626/
Ok.

 >>/825628/
LIES ! i have not been posting very much at all and you know it.

 >>/825617/
At last teh cool kid decides to contribute

 >>/825627/
No, sliced and consumed with gravy.

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I enjoy watching lady cops get what they deserve

 >>/825626/
He gets them from his based teenager discord channel

watching jurassic park, wondering if I'm as fat as nedry

 >>/825633/
So at what point did a female cop eat shit in that 1:46 video? Nothing of note happened other than chimp noises.

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 >>/825633/
> that useless pajeet

 >>/825629/
I have two buckets of tuna paste in the car.

 >>/825624/
Thats a whole turkey you gutsed

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 >>/825633/
What a bunch of weak cops. The men weren't much better than the woman.

 >>/825639/
a growing boi needs his protein

 >>/825634/
Imagine where you get your shitty bait.....

 >>/825639/
only the tits smooshed into a cylinder

NEETs just because Nuro makes a post, that is not an excuse for you to fill the thread up with 20 more posts about how bad Nuro's posts are and how bad his bed must smell etc.

 >>/825645/
Can you please just confirm SA is in fact BEST A and Qld is WORST A?

 >>/825644/
alexa how much meat is on a turkey?

latest BOM forecast still shows 40 and 39 for tomorrow and Monday

 >>/825647/
If they didn't want to be eaten why do they say gobble gobble all the time?

 >>/825650/
Reddit awaits you. Updoots galore for such wit.

 >>/825651/
dont be a salty bitch

 >>/824660/
> Does someone drive it? 

Yeah.

> Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen

According to the Australian Design Rules legislation, "any self-propelled vehicle with four or more wheels manufactured on or after January 1, 1993, must have an internal rear-vision mirror and two external rearward-facing mirrors."

Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?

 >>/825653/
> Can't have an internal rear-view mirror without a windscreen, right?
Corvette's attaches to some plastic trim that bridges the A pillars.

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 >>/825649/
WOE. How you holding up executive bros?

 >>/825611/
Challenge accepted.

 >>/825646/
He might be the schizo QLD NEET

 >>/825649/
There's clouds now

It was 42.1 here at 2.25pm

 >>/825658/
We're down to 37

 >>/825658/
they'll trap the heat at night

 >>/825661/
also why deserts tend to be heckin freezy pants at night

 >>/825649/
Comfy zone.
19.2 °C
Feels like 15.9 °C

 >>/825453/
Don't do this. My local KFC has tried calling me three(3) times since making a complaint. Too embarrassed to answer. Can never go back to that store.

 >>/825664/
The manager just wants to give you a free zinger combo NEET

 >>/825664/
When I filled out the online KFC feedback form complaining about how they didn't give me my dipping sauces with my nuggets, I got emailed a $20 voucher, no strings attached. No phone calls.

 >>/825666/
Fuck me. They left the zinger stacker burger out of a large combo and I had to read the fucking receipt back to them 3 days later (happened on a Friday, phoned on a Monday) and I only got a voucher for a regular combo as compo.
Nigger manager was like "why didn't you drive back" and I was all "I was on my fucking lunch break and you're several kilometers away"

 >>/825653/
fukn nanny state man. who cares about the seething boomers behind you in rental campers.

 >>/825667/
The online form is the way to do it.

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Turned on the aircon. Gonna do some spinning in an hour when it's cooled the room down. Gonna get that beach body.

 >>/825667/
you must have gone hungry.

 >>/825671/
I'd also ordered 10 nuggos and they were present. Was still hungry though.

 >>/825666/
Ok Satan.

 >>/825670/
Its still in one piece ?

I am Impressed

What is on Womboflix tonight?

 >>/825675/
I saw that on twitter 12 hours ago. Please improve the quality of your posts please.

Battle Los Angeles, Total Recall, Spectre, and A Beautiful Mind all on free to air TV tonight. I hope the Fetchbox can manage them all.

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 >>/825679/
GABAGOOL!

 >>/825676/
HP 112.

 >>/825677/
Eat a dick, you faggot.

 >>/825679/
Antipasto is Based.

It was so comfy when nuro wasn't here due to lack of drugs

 >>/825684/
> due to lack of drugs
That's possible?

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 >>/825682/
Big Mad ?

 >>/825684/
Its mainly got to do with the weather. i should be out riding but i am not. 

I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha .

Harry has fallen in love.

EPIC reaction image meme!!!! heckin pwned him!!!

 >>/825686/
This is a thing for NEETs who cut their own Pizzas, which is several levels above most here.

 >>/825678/
I'll be switching among Grown Ups 2, The Quick and teh Dead, and that silly New Zealand horror film Black Sheep. Exciting life...

 >>/825687/
the weather there looks mild compared to the rest of the eastern seaboard. What are you talking about?

Nuro put Peck's veal & ham paste on his knob and let his neighbour's dog lick it off. It's in the court transcript.

 >>/825690/
I don't even slice cooked frozen pixxas anymore. Just rip chunks out with my bare hands like a REAL man.

 >>/825694/
Based.

 >>/825692/
There is a big high causing strong easterly winds thats been peppering SEQ with bouts of rain.  

Its not a big low. but we will be copping this squally rain all week.

 >>/825694/
low class

 >>/825687/
Are you still in Brisbane? It pissed down on the coast yesterday arv.

 >>/825694/
I thought we just rolled up the za into a big tube and shoved it up our ass ? Have i been doing it wrong the entire time ?

It's raining in Lizbef.
Crazy weather.

 >>/825700/
Tell it go away and come again another day.

on second thoughts, fuck exercise, I'll wait until monk's started his new life first

 >>/825702/
Your muscles will atrophy by then. They will have to teach you to walk again.

 >>/825698/
I drove back late last night. Last 3 times i have planned a weekend in brissy i have left early due to the fucking rain and humidty ... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking underwater volcanos man.....

> za
> ass
>  ?

> I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha.

 >>/825703/
He's getting on the wagon tomorrow, just watch.

 >>/825702/
Smart moving it to tomorrow.

 >>/825703/
kek
I will be going to the gym later tonight if my cenno comes in. 
Just need some petrol and a meal and I'll be back to carving myself into a Hellenic idol.

 >>/825704/
See the folks?

 >>/825708/
Thieving cunts at BP jacked the price of 91 to 231 cents/L yesterday.

 >>/825709/
Briefly, My Dad got a shingles vaccine and then my mom got shingles a few days later. Knocked her around. 

Funny. Funny innit. These Boomers never learn....

Are any neets actually pro-vax besides me?

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 >>/825710/
yeah fucking cunts .... i put some spare change in on wednesday, 98 was 2.05

go to fill up for the road trip and it was 2.55

 >>/825708/
> if my cenno comes in. 
Trust the plan.

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> When you plan with Dan

Feel like some veal & ham paste

 >>/825700/
Very strange.

 >>/825717/
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR463.loop.shtml#skip

 >>/825716/
garnishing a frankfurter?

 >>/825649/
It is about to rain in Adelaide.

 >>/825677/
Shut up you retard.

 >>/825687/
> I also could turn the Flag off but i wont. Haha .
< pariston will ignore this

Tempted to wank.

 >>/825721/
 >>/825722/
Narky Posts. Reported.

I got mauled my mozzies last night. Woe.

 >>/825723/
Avoid the Jank Wank the Bank to online Skanks

 >>/825724/
 >>/825686/

 >>/825725/
Many such cases.

Need to lose weight.

Tell ya what, the exclusive potato diet produced way better poos than this exclusive rice diet

 >>/825646/
My experience with this board says best A is either NT or T.

 >>/825723/
 >>/825720/

When will the Adelaide heat wave end?

 >>/825731/
Evening Shibs. What the fuck are we to do with no moofies ?

> starts sucking up to the authorities again
Like clockwork...

Back on the Taylor Swift.

 >>/825729/
Start tomorrow.

 >>/825730/
Rice is for the yellow man only.

 >>/825735/
HP 112 is on soon.

Olive has done a reasonably good job of sticking with her new years resolution after that initial failure.

 >>/825741/
Wasn't there meant to be five a week?

 >>/825741/
Probably got a stern talking to from her husband

 >>/825735/
Retinal scan complete.

 >>/825743/
Based.

 >>/825743/
A good spanking.

 >>/825735/
Well, you could find me a report of Orbán's meeting with Trump that's actually about the meeting and not calling everyone a dictator. From what I see it could take the whole evening.

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 >>/825736/
 >>/825736/
Not falling for it. Just not gonna do it.

I had a ham and potato salad sandwich.

 >>/825750/
> 9.74 MB

 >>/825696/
bet you wish you put some mud guards on that bike of yours. Maybe some sensible pedals for your galoshes.

 >>/825711/
fuck those shingles vaxxes were taken off the market in the USA.

 >>/825731/
NT is full of boongs and other disease.

 >>/825751/
I'll have one too please.

 >>/825751/
Unacceptable combination.

 >>/825755/
and the dog rapist.

 >>/825755/
Any of you fellas from there?

 >>/825731/
Must. Not. Insult. Site admin.

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 >>/825737/
You just got formerly Twittered!

 >>/825757/
ur jelis

Someone gave me hippie food. It's awful. 
Instead of making something good with what they've got, they start with what they want to eat and subtract everything they're not meant to eat. 
Flourless, sugarless, dairy free, nut free, egg free... it's awful and cost $20.

got some triple smoked australian ham, pate, blue stilton cheese and jatz crackers for dindins. Diet wagon can start after the heat wave has stopped.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13156283/Coles-shopper-makes-disgusting-popular-product.html

 >>/825766/
Gross. I have several tins of those beans in the cupboard. The useless fucking article could've provided a batch code at the very least.

 >>/825766/
I knew the beans were poison.

 >>/825766/
Beans and meat are the future.

aww mang, that cheese makes me sweat

Too hot. Woe

 >>/825771/
Think cool thoughts.

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If only I was as cool as nuro

Energy plummeted. 
Postponing that call to my Nan until tomorrow. 
Having some fun with a new app called Raycast. Not often I get to install software on my computer thats fun to setup and use.

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 >>/825767/
> The shocking find has resulted in Coles withdrawing from its shelves home brand red kidney beans with a best before date of 02/10/2026 in WA, SA, NT, Broken Hill in NSW and Mildura in Victoria.

Are we going to take bets on how long after the cenno monk lasts before falling off the wagon? Or is nobody willing to waste their money?

 >>/825770/
 >>/825765/
Sodium for days!

 >>/825775/
I always buy my beans dry, except cannellini which I haven't found dry.

 >>/825775/
> best before date of 02/10/2026
So only if they have that exact date?

Noticed a qt at the supermarket, her pants were so thin and white I could see her pink underwear through them. Very lewd.

 >>/825777/
Na best sodium.

 >>/825779/
yep

 >>/825779/
Dunno, that quote was from https://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/coles-home-brand-red-kidney-beans-from-shelves-in-wa-after-mum-claims-to-have-found-remains-of-rat-inside-can-c-13884101 

I checked the product recall section of Coles website and there's no mention of the beans.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-09/beached-whale-replica-at-glenelg-for-adelaide-festival/103568354

 >>/825782/
I've got 17/10/2026. Narrowly missed.

 >>/825759/
Tiffin is from Tassie but he doesn't post here anymore.

 >>/825785/
Or maybe you just got a couple of legs instead of the whole carcass.

 >>/825786/
RIP

 >>/825776/
I trust the plan.

@BEAN NEET

Do you always drain and rinse the canned stuff?

Weber would serve the mouse beans up to Bill.

 >>/825781/
kek

 >>/825787/
Also kek

 >>/825789/
#MeToo

 >>/825791/
I don't think Bill would notice, Webby would have to leave the room because of his giggling.

> Source of Protein Good source of Fibre Great for Curries Great for Chilli Con Carne

> May contain bubonic plague

 >>/825796/
I don't see the negative.

 >>/825711/
Dang I was really looking forward to another roast dinner pic.

This is probably the longest I've been without eating meat in my life 
How do vegans do it? I'm in some weird kind of low-energy trance. My muscles feel empty. I'm wasting.

 >>/825786/
Last time i spoke to tiff bro on discord he was done with all the Narky NEETs and not comming back. 

That was 6 months ago. Hope you all are happy.

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 >>/825799/
Soon the soy will consume you, and you'll start to like it

 >>/825800/
He was a good neet, better than most here.

 >>/825803/
I wholeheartedly agree. Tiffin was a foward thinking self made man. Willing to fight for the future, meanwhile most other NEETs here have got tall poppy syndrome and are willing to step on their fellow white brother for more gibs.

 >>/825804/
> step on their fellow white brother
Kek you don't give a fuck about white nationalism, go take your grifter pills

 >>/825803/
he's in a better place now where he can cut spars till his heart's content.

 >>/825781/
Well bantered.

I did my exercises and then the dishes.
Sweating profusely. Towel down on the desk to rest my elbows on.

might have to wash my dishes now too

What ever happened to those youtube ads that got past uBlock? That whole thing suddenly disappeared

I am watching Shogun. 18 minutes into episode 1. The Japanese are all speaking Japanese.

 >>/825810/
It looked like it was ramping up to a ban of all adblock users but you are right, it suddenly disappeared.
Maybe it was just a test of the waters. They are regrouping now to decide their next move.

 >>/825811/
they do that. Same as in 1980 shogun

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Found two freddo frogs I put in the fridge before. WINNING.

 >>/825814/
Past you looked after future you.

 >>/825806/
RIP.

 >>/825814/
Based.

 >>/825811/
Why can the translator speak English? She should only be able to speak Portuguese.

 >>/825814/
Nice.

 >>/825818/
She learned from watching anime.

Anti BEAN properganda

All the AFL teams have a chink nerd on a laptop who does the stats for the coaches.

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Night.

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 >>/825823/
has there ever been an asian afl player?

 >>/825824/
Night neet.

 >>/825814/
Freezy freddos are best eaten with White ice cream.

 >>/825800/
> bro
> comming
kek

Nigga please, his posting style is as obvious as yours. I could quote numerous posts of his from the past week alone.

 >>/825827/
vanilla ice cream

 >>/825828/
> Nigga

 >>/825827/
Racist.

 >>/825824/
Good night Pidge. xx
Much nicer than Nigel and his tatted up old slag handler.

 >>/825825/
Lin Jong played for the bulldogs. There is one with the first name "Mitchito" who is half Jap.

Had to close the doors as it's getting cold.

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How do I stop being such a lazy boong? Serious question.

Aldi used to do a pear flavoured ice cream I was very fond of.
They stopped making it. I think it was a limited edition.

Only a few hours until it lands

 >>/825835/
Eat healthy food. Drink only water. Start each day with a long walk.

These Jap women are more attractive than they should be historically. They must be using modern makeup and hair products.

 >>/825836/
Pear works very well in an icecream because it needs richness. Green Tea works for a similar reason.

 >>/825839/
Not being disgusting fat slugs like western women also helps.

Back on the LeAnn Rimes

 >>/825837/
How many standards?

 >>/825841/
> disgusting fat slugs 
My exact body type.

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 >>/825844/
You look very distinguished neet.

 >>/825843/
1 for every hour since the last drink, it's only fair

Too fucking lazy to do anything, did me dishes, that should be enough.

Might binge eat until I get diabetes and qualify for ozempic, it's the only way.

 >>/825848/
Sounds like a plan.

 >>/825849/
We need a group of neets to pledge to all do this. It's the only thing we could realistically accomplish

We need to start manufacturing underground ozempic in the commune.

Weber needs to get those blood tests done and then he can get ozempic.
It would save him.

 >>/825851/
we can smuggle it out in family sized bags of freddo frogs

 >>/825852/
He doesn't want to be saved. We've lost him. Dust in the wind.
Hopefully he will leave us his house as a commune

 >>/825854/
He has two houses.

 >>/825855/
He's a big guy. He needs them.

surely there must be something worthwhile on youtube

 >>/825857/
Nikocado.

 >>/825857/
Grego.

 >>/825857/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3MrT6t3S-k

Can't remember if I've played Deus Ex Invisible War.

 >>/825861/
it's pretty lousy

 >>/825857/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dkcdSj4qBWU

 >>/825861/
You did ages ago, you said you didn't like it.

0/4 footy tips for the round.

 >>/825864/
Don't be making things up now, BOY.

Second bowl of rice today. Holiday in Cambodia tier. Need that care package to land asap or I'll be FUBAR.

 >>/825867/
A few days of fasting might be good for you.

 >>/825842/
Blue album is good

 >>/825863/
Michael Jackson was a next level pedo. That docco Leaving Neverland was fukn intense.

 >>/825867/
Shame you dont have any freinds or family to give you food.
 Having a midnight snack because I cant sleep in the heat.

 >>/825870/
> fukn

 >>/825869/
She was like 13 when she recorded that album. Incredible voice.

 >>/825871/
> midnight snack 
What are you having?
Make me a couple of melted cheese sandos in the mike lando please.

 >>/825874/
veggie burger and the leftover chippos and fava beans with fried up cashews and sunflower seeds. Plus some sweet soy and worstershire sauce.

 >>/825875/
Never mind then.

Finna re-install Resident Evil 4 again. Might actually play it this time.

 >>/825877/
Frankly installing and uninstalling is more fun than the games themselves.

> tfw depressed and anxious

 >>/825867/
What happened to the NEET who got this,  >>/824671/ ?

 >>/825880/
He ended up in hospital to get his stomach pumped.

 >>/825605/
There's been a couple more, but I won't get into it.

fangin for that cenno, any minute now

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 >>/825875/

 >>/825883/
Are you going to go for a shop tonight?

 >>/825885/
Yeah, straight to the 24/7 coles

 >>/825886/
NEET life.

 >>/825883/
Gym only, no gook ladies.

 >>/825886/
> 24/7 Colesworth

Ah the life of a capital city NOOT. Only a few things I can think of that are open 24/7 around here, and that's Maccas, 7/11 servo and the public hospital.

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Be Blessed, NEETs!

 >>/825888/
Undecided 

 >>/825889/
I know that feel

 >>/825890/
Thank you NEET.  What a wholesome Pepe. o7

 >>/825891/
> Undecided 
You are decided. All that is left is the rationalisation.

 >>/825890/
Goodnight Nurmo

The eagle has landed, I repeat, bird on deck.

 >>/825895/
Good news. God bless.

No more $88 ubers this fortnight.

 >>/825890/
Have a great weekend!

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/461182677

 >>/825898/
Fuck off!

Still constipated but not garn asleep on an empty stomach again.

Too scared to play REIV

 >>/825902/
Uninstall.

Bought drinks and no groceries. 
I did get maccas though

 >>/825904/
Big boong.

 >>/825905/
Real life tomorrow