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looked this up because some cunt down the road has one of its life preservers on the wall of his house
Why was Weber wearing the fish shirt if he won't even be going fishing?
Why did he even pack it?
Where are my King George Whiting?
Sent the footy stream to a mate, opened it on his phone and now can't login to his facebook account 😣😣
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You're like a matroishka doll of degeneracy, cruisey. Every time you post your adventures knocking one out i am amazed at the ever deepening levels of putrid self pollution you exhibit. I am wondering how long it is before your tranny or furry or both shell is exposed. But I'm your friend and I would help you escape this downward spiral of self loathing dispair. I'd find a special place for (You) in one of the new Reintergration and Hope institutions, a place for society's no-win cases where they can find their freedom from themselves through hard work. I'd maybe put you in a program where you could benefit the community through your daily efforts, perhaps in the laundry, in the steam press dungeons were you'd be comfy and warm. Naturally we'd have to make sure you werent backsliding with regular checks of your personal items and a search of your spartan but adequate quarters. I'd personally attend your weekly inspections and check your basic model phone for 60x60 pixel boong porn images (I dont know why we got ones with this feature, I think we couldnt viably source dumber models, or maybe its to trap you, to see weather you'd ever be appropriate for release back on the streets) and when I inevitably caught you with such vile contrabrand, or gambling chits, or tobacco or caffiene, It'd unfortunately mean I'd have to institute escalating pecuniary incentives starting with a downgrade to the basic diet, on a smaller segmented metal tray at meal times, then for the second offence I'd find a new cell for you, one a little more humble with less glass on the tiny barred skylight and a thinner blanket, just to encourage you to be more elemental. For a third strike I'd take no pleasure in recommending to the higher ups that you undergo a birching. Your experience would be a chance for you to help your peers to do the right thing by direct example, i.e. on stage during a special assembly. Yes my friend we would make a great pair, in the labor camps. You as the shaven haired, slim and sallow little dude with the pink dot uniform, doing your monastic thing in your little room, with your little meals with your regular penance through the willow canes.  And me, as your ever watchful and fair mentor. I'd save you cruise dog and I'm your only hope.
 >>/831726/
ChatGPT summarised it as:
> Your behavior concerns me deeply, but as a friend, I'd guide you towards rehabilitation. In a supportive environment, like the Reintegration and Hope institutions, we'd work on your self-improvement through labor and discipline. I'd oversee your progress, ensuring compliance and offering guidance for a better future.
 >>/831715/
Wew, lost breath reading it several times. What a post. 
In need of a severe birching. Atonement is only through suffering. Bring on the penance. Deacon Tiff.
I still think Tessa Violet looks like Edward Norton and I am disturbed by this as I am attracted to her.
 >>/831740/
Sometimes I entertain myself by replying something unusual, or going into explaining how I actually am. Often the second case to teach them not to ask when they don't actually mean it.
Pulling into the city. Going to deadlift and overhead press tonight. Working on my chin ups more. Hopefully no hot goths to distract me.
Yeah so she called me "fatuous" just because I didn't take myself seriously and couldn't go through all the psych bullshit and talk about my "trauma" and keep a straight face.
 >>/831754/
If you need to talk to someone. We are here for you. Some NEETs take this very seriously and write good paragraphs about the support they can offer others.
 >>/831758/
> male psychs
It wasn't an option. I had a 6 month wait for this bitch as it was.
She went on leave without giving a reason afterwards and it took weeks to try and get the cursed report to my GP.
I had to wait months more for a different psych to do the follow-up. Another woman. Less unpleasant.
I have vowed I am never going to see a doctor or go to hospital unless I am literally dying, and even that will depend on the context.
I might just choose to die.
Too many bad experiences with them all. Fuck them. I will never be under their power ever again. I vow it.
The secret of good vegetarian food is having someone who actually wants to eat vegetables make it, rather than someone who wishes it were meat, or someone banned from eating meat.
I went to Coles earlier today for a $7 a kilo pork roast but they were all out. The shelves were BARE. I was quite upset.
The girl at the KFC payment window was acting all girly. Very soft voice, I could barely hear her.
She acted all helpless when I asked for a receipt, eventually it turned out she didn't know how to change the roll of paper. "Its broken," she whispered.
She just wanted me to go away but couldn't say it she just stood there simpering. Didn't say anything more. She was like one of those Japanese anime girls who put their hands over their mouths all the time.
It was very annoying. No it was not sexy.
I just drove to the next window. No receipt. You need a receipt from them because they fuck your order up so often or the quality is so bad you need the receipt number to effectively complain.
Was thinking about how good the early days of reality TV were. Back before it all became too fake.
It used to be 80% real, 20% fake. Now it is the other way round.
Watching this 1999 Hunter x Hunter anime in the original Japanese language. It is interesting to see which English words they have adopted. More than I would have expected. They pronounce them terribly though.
 >>/831804/
Heh. The idea you could 'accidentally' smoke meth is farcical too. You have to basically boil it in the bowl of the pipe. Putting ice in your durry would likely mean it just falls out with little intoxication. Staying up for days like he said is just a meme
t. meth enjoyer
Chemsex rave at the workshop. Luckily the bedroom can just be hosed down with the extendable showerhead after.
 >>/831808/
If you smoke it deliberately and consistently yes. If you puff it for 2 seconds you'd be asleep by midnight
Noomo is larping as a druggie for some reason, like usual
 >>/831812/
He thinks it makes him cool. His brain is still in Year 10. He is still doing skids at the skate park, although he got too lazy to pedal his bike.
I wish the Mike Lando had some sort of volume control on all the beeping.
I feel like the neighbours can hear when I have something cooking and I don't like it.
Had nice dreams for once, probably because I was drinking. Now I’ve woken up at 3 am and can’t sleep
Woken at 10pm (alarm set to turn something off), 1am (scam text), 1.41am (scam text), 3am (piss). Got dressed at 4.15am to drive home.
Harrumph!
will putin do something cool in response to that concert massacre, like drop a nuke on syria to teach the arabs a lesson?
feeling fucked up today neets, just gonna spend it lying around watching videos and eating chocolate. Might watch a bit of dune part one while eating popcorn
thinking of getting a kebab in solidarity with kebab neet, but I don't think kebab places open around here until lunch time
I had another go at that wart. I pulled out a weird column of flesh and now it is bleeding heaps. I think i got part of the root.
I fucking hate the Ottomans. Shame the Eastern Roman Empire were a bunch of cocksmokers that just backed whoever wasn't the Sultan instead of wiping them out. Vassal states are a joke.
I got about half the root out. There is another column in there. Going to have another go at it later. Worried that if I want like this I'll get one on my BWC.
The hedge trimming operation is not going well. they need better equipment.
You can't trim 20m of thick hedge while up a ladder using some cheapo electric hedge trimmer.
They have been there hours and made very little progress.
 >>/831944/
I do the stabbing. 
Got two sushi rolls and had a gasbag with a lady about how some other bitch was having a go at the first lady's grandkids.
Also had a grape drank.
rewatching prometheus - they should've gotten ridley scott to make dune back in 2012, he does excellent visuals and sound, he's just a shit storyteller and with frank herbert's plot pre-written for him there's no way he could fuck it up
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/food-standards-australia-and-new-zealand-recalls-bibigo-dumplings-and-cau-tre-spring-rolls/news-story/cd125fa86b296bbd9ce4a01d32ccfcdb
 >>/831997/
They call that Single Action here, and I can't stand the LARP aspect of it. They all dress up like seppo cowboys in period costume and use made up names.
 >>/831991/
Can you get me a chicken burger with the lot in the deal from the chicken shop on the corner of grand junction and north east Rd, in that shop with the IGA and the barnacle bills instead please. I'd like a solo as the drink. 
Best chips there.
 >>/832026/
The first and third time I put it in at the start, the second time I put it on high for an hour, added the pasta and gave it another hour. Not sure which is better. They appear about the same. I like only needing to spend 20 minutes every three days cooking. It saves time so I can waste it on the internet.
 >>/832027/
I am sure it is good NEET. Ignore the haters. Their minds are not open to new methods and techniques. They slammed my Mike Lando paper towel methods too.
Weber showed me a kung fu trick where you wait for your opponent to throw a punch and then you turn around, bend over and cough so their fist goes up your arse and your sphincter shatters their wrist.
 >>/832017/
> Has the great housing dream become a nightmare? Supply is falling behind demand, inflating a red-hot market. How do we boost affordability and accelerate construction? Are we ready for the big shifts coming to our suburbs?

Pass
"Sousou no Frieren" is not just a manga; it's a profound meditation on life itself. It challenges us to consider what it means to truly live, love, and let go. The storytelling is rich and immersive, the characters are unforgettable, and the themes are universally relatable.
Anime is gay.
Matt just delivered my new poo seat,the hole in the middle is a lot bigger for my executive bottom, will put it on tomorrow.
 >>/831987/
Michael fassenmbender steals the show as the uber ss nazi android. its a pity he's too old to continue in the franchise. They need a fresh faced blonde for the next ones, no homo.
I went to the supermarket on the way home and the old chook remembered me from last time because I paid in cash, and she made a big fuss about it like I was being deliberately eccentric. This time she waved me away with some irritation from the card only self serve, even though I intended to buy my potatoes and cauliflower with the card. 

Now I have to go to the other supermarket in the ghetto mall just so I can buy my crackers anonymously. I'm going to lose weight over this, no small thing for a 67Kilo skelly.
Seriously keen for Q&A tonight. Going to absolutely chimp out when every cunt on the panel wants more immigrants
are any neets actually bald? The one place where I seem to have lucked out is thick luxuriant hair. Everything else is pathetic subhuman level genetics.
 >>/832142/
I have receded temples and a big bald patch on the back of my head that extends forward.
Nothing that can be done for it except #0.5 or #1 all over.
What happened to the neet that was cooking in the kitchen in those videos? The videos were filmed on a laptop I think.
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> Let me explain who is who and why we (russian anons) call them like on this pic.
> Tree explorer - 32yo, had wife and 4 kids. After running in to the forest, climbed tree and trying to hide there. Tree was cut, fag was captured. He cut man with knife on their video
> Ultrasound - 30yo, had wife and 1 kid. His ear was cutted out. The knife is on auction now (no ear, shame). He has green AR on their video
> Shaker - 25yo, had wife and 8-month child. When police captured him he was shaking like a bitch. Also somone connected his ass and balls with old KGB phone and trying to call to allah, but no one answered
> Cyclop - 19yo, no wife, no kids. Somehow lost his eylid, propably was cuted out. Also lost ability to walk and piss, probably shitting with his kidneys. He was filming a video

funny names
 >>/832280/
For some stuff it's okay, but for others it is not. It changes the taste of the food. For example tomato gains a metallic flavor, which ain't good.
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Spent a very frustrating 15 minutes trying to sign up to the channel 10 website just to vote this nigger out. Missed the deadline thanks to my dial up-tier internet...
fucking nigger loving faggots on Q&A talking about superannuation and negative gearing 
line them up and shoot them all
they are talking about a skills shortage despite importing 8 million brown cunts in the last 20 years who didnt fix it 
furious
Monk got that chariot out in the carport with the spin bike and bread maker waiting for the next hard rubbish collection.
I ain't even gonna lie. These wangz got some stank to 'em. Even after a good rinsing and pat drying and dried spices applying,
Alexander stayed up all night drinking, so long that the assassination attempt was foiled because the guards had been rotated. When he saw that they were still on duty waiting for him, he gave them all extra money in appreciation for staying up for him.
At Multan he climbed up the ladder first into the citadel, then when the ladder broke, he and three men jumped into it by themselves. What a maniac.
Sitting in McDolans. Paid $17 for two plain sausage mcfuggins, a hash brown, and a medium flat white. Afterwards I saw that you could get a sausage mcfuggin, a bacon and egg mcfuggin, two hash browns, and a cup of chino for $12.95.
Trust the plan
> Trump Vows to Pay Fraud Trial Bond Cut by 68% to $175 Million
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-25/trump-bond-reduced-to-175-million-as-he-appeals-ny-fine
OR
https://archive.is/jdmbA
Crawled around under the car to get the old spare tyre down. Taking it and the new rubber to the shop for fitment shortly.
The McDolans coffee was shit, so I will need to find a mondster or two.
 >>/832337/
> Crawled around under the car to get the old spare tyre down. 
Could they do it or are they doing it cheap to replace the spare?

> The McDolans coffee was shit, so I will need to find a mondster or two.
The fuel to keep you running.
 >>/832339/
I’d have had to drive the corvette here and have them put it on a hoist. Easier for me to drop the carrier bucket and just bring the spare and new tyre with me.
Silly old bitch has pulled alongside me at the tyre shop I’m in a spot that isn’t even a parking bay. Thinks she’s going to jump the queue. I’ll break her hip.
2 Mong catastrophes, accountant humbuggery, about to start 12.5hrs of shifts including a new client, only 4 or 5 hrs of broken sleep. 
Listening to nihilism by rancid. 
Let's go.
Left my wheel and tyre with the nice young lesbian girl at the tyre shop.
Drove to Modbury. Hate Modbury.
Home again. Need to go to the bank shortly.
Some dog bought the last SMA crimp fittings at my local jaycar and they havent restocked yet, the other store has them but its out of range because the car's in the mechanics. I might be able to use mini UHF fittings and some adapters but its not optimal. Can you now see how complex these decisions I have to make are, simply because boomers buy up the supply of shit just to hoard it with their monopoly money they get from having bought two houses back when they were cheap?
 >>/832397/
It is 220 miles from Munno Para to Mildura, and there are 10 standos in those 5 cans.
It will take 2.5 hours at 88 miles per hour, so 1 stando every 15 minutes.
Hair cut done. Barber let me walk out with hair stuck to my forehead. No wonder people were giving me funny looks.
My tyre is ready to collect.
I have to wait until the timer goes off in 12 minutes to take a can of mondster out of the freexer.
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Got my wheel back. They showed me what was left of the original 1987 tyre and said they hoped I hadn't planned on keeping it.
Got a 12 can cooler bag for $9.99 at Autobarn down from $24.99.
> Herbert Adams
If you put the exact same pies in a box but labelled them "Big Kev's bonza pies" people would say they tasted shit.
The power of branding.
Replaced the gas struts in the rear hatch. Fucken pain in the arse without a second set of hands.
Put the spare tyre back up in its tub thingo.
Time for a beer.
 >>/832477/
The mechanic wants to keep my car for an unspecified amount of time because he reckons the MAF sensor is faulty. At no time in this job have I asked him for a quote.
 >>/832485/
Just as long as he doesn't replace it with a new one and have the car still run like shit. Just throwing parts at an unknown problem is going to add up quickly.
 >>/832489/
I disagree, replacing parts at 170K is a good first step to see if that fixes the issue. They were going to give problems soon anyway and its just as easy to replace when you pull it down to inspect. 
I'd be okay if he wants to replace all the sensors in the fuel train.
 >>/832475/
They are pretty good when you get them on special. The pastry is nicer and there are big chunks of meat and not just that mysterious paste like the cheapo ones.
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Found my can of compressed air. Cleaned my GPU. Wasn't very dusty, probably because the fans and chips were pointing downwards. Switched the computer back on, GPU still didn't work, kept giving a noisy fan sound and going blank whenever I tried to put it under load.
Decided it might be the power supply unit. Took it out, cleaned it off with compressed air. Discovered a dust filter at the bottom of the case that hasn't been cleaned in 8 years. Washed it. Put everything back together and the $3500 GPU started working fine. Problem solved.
now I'm bored and there's no stoppin'
where am I gonna get my next drug...
pill?
I need another celeb to fill a coffin
and I think it's gonna be you...
Nuro
I also tried cleaning my phone's usb port with the compressed air. Didn't help. At least it still charges.
Risen
Still haven't been to that job interview. The Bolivian is pissed off at me, knows I've been on a bender but we both ignored that convo 

 >>/832363/
Hell yeah
 >>/832537/
A normal bus goes onto it, it's just roller guides take over and it turns into a train sort of. After that it just drives off like a normal bus.
Also you can lie under the o-bahn track and you will levitate a bit as the bus goes over you. Just don't let you arm get sucked up and ripped off.
Treated myself to a triple cheeseburger for dindins as a reward for the gpu success. Then went back for a second helping, with chicken nuggets and fries in honour of my hero webby
Filled the recycling bin and the rubbish bin. The neighbour is putting them out on Thursday.
Having a beer.

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