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did some stretching, the 8 brocades. There's really no excuse for me not to do it every night before bed, it's not difficult, I just make it too hard inside my mind. Might try some pilates next time.



















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Didn't the US lose 60k in Vietnam, but the VC lost 600,000 and 300,000 civilians?
South Vietnam took about half the losses as the north.
So rather than the US losing, you'd have to conclude that the south Vietnamese lost.



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millions of vietnamese were killed in that war. The seppos didn't really lose, they just go bored of slaughtering the commies, declared victory and went home during a lull, and when the fighting started up again didn't get invovled




































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my $2500 phone is in a sorting facility two suburbs over but I shall probably have to wait until after easter to get it, I suppose. Why cant I go there and get it myself? do they do that?






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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/exhausted-by-flashbacks-lindt-cafe-siege-police-sniper-mark-davidson-wracked-with-guilt/news-story/cec0a9c94cb0a7cdb357d7dbd9345fe0
Weak nigga should not have listened to his bosses. I'd have put a 338 Lapua Magnum round straight through that plate glass window and the rag head behind it.










































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*hands on my forehead, sweating profusely as I try to astral project into New Jersey
*suddenly a voice
"Ay pork chop you done in here or what? I'm trying to watch the giants."

*I fly back into the wall; unconscious.




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> All crew members, including two harbor pilots who were directing the vessel at the time of the crash, were accounted for, and there were no injuries on the ship, the owners said
What do you think their first words were after they hit the bridge and it collapsed?






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I wonder if there's camera footage of the ship's bridge. I don't really care what caused the crash, I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.


















































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the dentist said I was eating acid food because my enamel is thin. 
I dont eat acid food so Im gonna have to think about that. 
I told him to look for problems and he came up short. The guy is running a well oiled machine but he's a little compulsive and goes thru staff like shit thru a goose. He doesnt know shit about oral probiotics which is about what I'd expect from his program, like a maccas franchise owner, but one in the city, not in the burbs. Dude flys planes for recreation, its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.







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New italian shoes fit good. Always a stress for online purchs. They run a full size big so I got a size under what I normaly get. They better not fall apart after the 2 year warranty, not for $400.

























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It's odd. When I was a kid my parents and grandparents tried to get me into classical music, which I never much liked. As an adult I found I liked film soundtracks and trailer music a lot more than pop music, and they're heavily influenced by classical music. Or maybe they're a kind of classical music. I'm not sure.

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I struggle with classical music. I find only a very small percentage of it is to my tastes.
Film soundtracks are a much more mainstream and accessible type of classical music I think.
But most movie soundtracks aren't good. think of all the movies made every year, only a tiny percentage of them would have a soundtrack worth listening to.
Even the best composers have more misses than hits.























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Dear NEET,

We thank you for your time and effort to apply with Hungry Jack's.

After careful consideration of the information you provided, your application will not progress any further on this occasion.

We appreciate your desire to work for us and wish you all the very best in your future ventures. 

Kind Regards,



















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It's my phone not the website. I don't get why it does it though. 
It's like a left swipe opens a bookmark. Then when I press back, (which I do quickly because it happens so often), it usually closes the browser. Then I open it and the Gen is back.





























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Still confused about which bourito ingredients should be cooked. 

Traditionally it's just one ingredient plus onion and picante. Texmex is effectively stewing everything. My trans bouritoes are never as good as either, I need to commit to one or the other.

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moofie soundtracks with violins and shit is basically top 40 tier classical music. I like them when they are inventive and use minimalist themes like blade runner and snowtown, but then again thats synth music. I like brahms but I dont listen to mozart, the level of emotion conveyed in the music is a big decider, waltz music is gay but wagner operas have me listening and not doing nothing else.






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Went to the bike shop to get a new tyre for the American Classic front wheel and I'm talking to the sales dude and saying I need to swap out hub bearings, I got them coming from england. How do I get the old ones out, do i drift them out? and he told me to put it into their workshop in two weeks time, like I was some retard normie when he's looking at a mechanic's frankenbike high speed courier steed. Fucksake I miss the days when the mechanic ran the shop and couldnt be fucked doing gay shit like swapping bearings so he'd tell you how easy it was and you dont need anything except a table knife. Got a decent looking gatorskin even though I have had one fray at the sidewall before, plus there was a picture of some random nigger on the box which was cringe, even though its a german brand. The marketing industry must employ a lot of psychotics.























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 >>/833042/
I am probably wrong but I remember the character having a big nose. 
> Originally titled Heliums, Docter conceived the outline for Up in 2004 based on fantasies of escaping from life when it became too irritating. He and eleven other Pixar artists spent three days in Venezuela for research and inspiration.
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> https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/thailand-moves-closer-legalising-same-sex-unions-parliament-passes-landmark-bill-2024-03-27/
I don't understand. So it's been illegal to marry a ladyboy all these years?





























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 >>/833079/
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Some of the planes react for button press more sensitively, then one tries to overcorrect the mistake and flight path can turn wild quick.
I assume it works better with controller, but I've never had the luck to fly with one.

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The train was hardest
But it's easy. Really just have to follow the train. Well ride in a distance that Big Smoke can fire at the Vagoos. Should be right next to them but far enough from the train so it won't catch the bullets (the bullets can fly over the edge of top of the train). Then there are a couple of obstacles on the rails that need to be dodged.

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Not for long. He tires out fast when running which makes some missions difficult to accomplish, perhaps even prevent succeeding.







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Henlo NOOTs.
I made it to Hay.
This morning about 15km out of Sedan, the bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
When I was taking photos of it, I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
I had a pepper pie and a slice of orange cake for lunch.
I had a mixed grill for dinner.
Did 671.4km today.








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> he bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
Wtf
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> I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
Wtf
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> Did 671.4km today.
Nice.


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Try going from the back to the front and only advance when the last in line is popped. Smoke might switch targets too often. Needs to ride smooth.
Maybe drive around on various bikes more. I only ever use motors to get around, they are much more convenient than cars.
Tho taking the grills on dates with helicopters is fun too.











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Shit, lucky you weren't in that car. Those roads around Sedan over the hill are pretty sketchy. What was the town after Sedan? Iirc there's a road straight there and there's a turn off just before town to Mannum. I might be getting that wrong. 
Did you go past that town with the rock polar bear with graffiti everywhere?


































































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Aw thats hectic lad. Ilchay. Deadset he's a full on white nationalist and that, proper one of the boys aye he full gets around it. Gun club and fishing and that faaark proper into it aye









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 >>/833195/
Yeah it was pretty comfy. Didn’t need to get up to piss, which was a bonus.
Already shaved, showered and dressed. Having a mondster and a ktime twist and contemplating proper breakfast. Others won’t surface for a while yet




































































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Is there a reason that deros often have quite exaggerated motion when walking? The way they swing their arms and rock side to side with each step seems jerky and excessive. Is it meth related?

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It's a common symptom of psychosis, hard to say if it's primary psychosis from schizophrenia or secondary psychosis from Benzodiazapines and lithium. 
Opiate addicts have a different stilted walk that's less of a shuffle and more of a pimp walk, anyone on stimulants who's up tends to walk feet first in a kind of strut




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Found a bakery run by whites that was mainly catering towards tradies. Bought a pixxa slice, was a huge slab. Was one of the best pidser slices I'd ever had, the perfect combination of taste and cheese texture. Will have to go back there.





















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Reminder for NEETs that it may be difficult to buy booze this long weekend depending on your location. Stock up today or make sure you know your options.

Do not let yourself get into a booze crisis type situation.






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had a smoothie with some frozen berries and salad. Immediately started feeling much better, all sleepiness gone. I really need you neets to remind me to have smoothies rather than coffee or maccas binges, I'm too much of a mong to do it on my own.









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Ok, time is running out, I have made a decision.

Our Saturday night action movie will be Dredd (2012), about a cop in a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, yeah!

On Easter Sunday womboflix will play Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975). Life Of Brian last year was pretty gud, hopefully Monty Python can entertain us again this year.

























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I remember 2018, when I drank a whole pack of lambs on my own over easter, sitting on the beanbag watching the dumbest tv series on ufos I have ever seen, constantly passing out.

Ah those days, whatever happened to those days?













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 >>/833339/
> Enjoying the trip so far?
So far, but that has just been the three of us and mostly driving. The next 4 days when the rest of our club and the other clubs and the social stuff could well be a different story.
Had a pepper pie and a lemon squash at the bakery in Nerrandera this morning. Visited the roundhouse train museum in Junee.
Presently sitting in my room drinking the couple of vodka cruisers that cheeky stowaway hadn’t gotten around to.


























































































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The last place I worked is having an easter get together at the same place Ive brought my mong, which used to be one of theirs.
Had to wander around and shake hands, plus listen to the boss skite a bit. All smiles though, hugged the bosses wife.






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It's funny how on twitter you can just say "your literally brown" and then turd worldists have no response. Piss myself near daily saying this to boongs and jeets. It's like they're so hurt and shocked by it they just ignore it, they have no answer because they know intrinsically that being brown is an objective negative


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I chased it into the oven, but couldn't kill it inside but didn't want it to escape. Then forgot it lI locked it in there.
It ate a whole piece of tinfoil before dying, truly an ignominious death. Couldn't even gas it, not that kind of oven. In hindsight should hebe thrown rat poison in the crack



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The problem I have with (You) cruisey, is your amorphous normie identity politics where you wont commit to any thing except not being unfashionable. Your beliefs are made up of the worst bits of every spectrum like some shape shifting punching bag that gives just enough resistance to any argumentor that they invariably come off with bits and pieces of your ego splattered all over the place and feel sorry that they bullied you and either give up their moral high ground or walk away with cruisey on their smart clothes. Your a wishy wash wimp cruisey, you are exactly nowhere in life with no non-degenerate hobbies, no preferences, no passions. You dont even have a favorite color, even dan's discounts decide whether its white or red for (You) tonight. I've watched you cruisey, you cant even commit to throwing away your KFC greaseburger wrapper, You just extend your arm and loosen your grip and let it fall from your hands. Your so far from a worthy adversary its unreal.






















































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https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/scary-burglar-flees-home-with-pork-roast-under-his-jumper-in-terrifying-ordeal-for-mum-and-three-children/news-story/d0189819add5f4dbdcae5c051a42695c




































































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I have been reading about this story where the government took a tame magpie from a family who had raised it by hand.
The maggie didn't even live inside, it was free to go, but the government still took it away.
The worst thing is the family cooperated with the authorities and even called them when the magpie was there so they could come and take it.
I would have told them to get effed. People will do anything someone with any sort of badge tells them to do. It is concerning.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/queensland-premier-steven-miles-weighs-in-on-molly-magpie-controversy/news-story/7468df1bff448884bdb6fda78c1a184e




















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 >>/833587/same. Having nightmares. This one was about a school trip and they other kids accused me of mistreating women and being sexist. Then they threatened they were going to kill me and broke all of my shit. I’m not sure if this qualifies for a JUST moment.






























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Was sitting on a couch in the hotel foyer and some poojeeta came and asked me to take a photo of her on the stairs. I did so and she the proceeded to make me take about 4 more until I got one she liked.






































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