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Womboflix is still taking suggestions for an Easter themed movie for this Sunday. So far all we have is The Last Temptation Of Christ. If neets have any other ideas, let me know.
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Strange, we've also had no 'Good night, o7' posts from the 'American NEET' since the dope 'unwittingly' smoked dope. Just a coincedence though, nothing to see here Unemployed_Goy...
I reckon you are all just me only I forgot that I made your posts so I reply to them. I am the omniNEET.
Imagine all the lost customers from this meth bender. And he laughs at monk lol. If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.
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> If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.
lol
I thought he hit a log and then superman-ed into a shipping container.
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Plain Red Tulip egg was best back in the day. Something about the shape made the chocolate taste different. Best around the middle of the egg. Thicker.
It has been many years since I ate an easter egg.
Wage off. 
Train thing (bogey exchange) is behind Churchill centre. It was where tanks were built for Wwii, or the first one, I can't remember.
did some stretching, the 8 brocades. There's really no excuse for me not to do it every night before bed, it's not difficult, I just make it too hard inside my mind. Might try some pilates next time.
neets don't need to go to nam, but some of us would benefit from more externally imposed discipline in our lives. Is there any way of getting it apart from the military?
Didn't the US lose 60k in Vietnam, but the VC lost 600,000 and 300,000 civilians?
South Vietnam took about half the losses as the north.
So rather than the US losing, you'd have to conclude that the south Vietnamese lost.
 >>/832761/
millions of vietnamese were killed in that war. The seppos didn't really lose, they just go bored of slaughtering the commies, declared victory and went home during a lull, and when the fighting started up again didn't get invovled
Forced myself to eat a bunch of feed because I didn't want it to go off. Fucked up my diet and didn't even enjoy doing so.
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 >>/832671/
You are correct... but have been lurking...

For the others; I'm not nuro, I don't even know who or what that is. I don't do any drugs either. And,, I never same-fag, I don't have time for highschool antics.

GM &/or GN
Have a Blessed week NEET Frens! {o7}
my $2500 phone is in a sorting facility two suburbs over but I shall probably have to wait until after easter to get it, I suppose. Why cant I go there and get it myself? do they do that?
I want my testicles taken out of my scrotum and cut in half before hitting them with a hammer as hard as you can
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/exhausted-by-flashbacks-lindt-cafe-siege-police-sniper-mark-davidson-wracked-with-guilt/news-story/cec0a9c94cb0a7cdb357d7dbd9345fe0
Weak nigga should not have listened to his bosses. I'd have put a 338 Lapua Magnum round straight through that plate glass window and the rag head behind it.
 >>/832806/
he didnt want to set off the bomb, which didnt exist and wouldnt go off with a bullet, that shit only happens in cowboy moofies. what a fucking retard. He has PTSD because he did a retard and some normies died.
*hands on my forehead, sweating profusely as I try to astral project into New Jersey
*suddenly a voice
"Ay pork chop you done in here or what? I'm trying to watch the giants."

*I fly back into the wall; unconscious.
> All crew members, including two harbor pilots who were directing the vessel at the time of the crash, were accounted for, and there were no injuries on the ship, the owners said
What do you think their first words were after they hit the bridge and it collapsed?
I wonder if there's camera footage of the ship's bridge. I don't really care what caused the crash, I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.
Why hasnt Davo taken a picture of WEBAR written in 10 foot letters on the side that faces the train line (not back) of the supercheap building?
Wonder what they're listening to.
Hope its the Eagles or Creedence and not some dotty shit like Tom Jones or the Everly Bros.
Can you get me a steak and mushroom pie, w sauce, a vanilla slice and a banana milk from Lovells Bakery please.
Also, reviews of pepper pies along the way would be good.
garn get my shit together today, need to find a plugin that will limit my youtube usage to only a few channels during the day
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>  A crystal meth high can last for six to 12 hours or more. Learn about the stages of meth intoxication and the effects of different methods ...
New shoes and mobile phone came when I was at the dentist. 
Straight white teeth and some unboxing.
Winning.
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the dentist said I was eating acid food because my enamel is thin. 
I dont eat acid food so Im gonna have to think about that. 
I told him to look for problems and he came up short. The guy is running a well oiled machine but he's a little compulsive and goes thru staff like shit thru a goose. He doesnt know shit about oral probiotics which is about what I'd expect from his program, like a maccas franchise owner, but one in the city, not in the burbs. Dude flys planes for recreation, its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.
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> its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.
Food for thought.
New italian shoes fit good. Always a stress for online purchs. They run a full size big so I got a size under what I normaly get. They better not fall apart after the 2 year warranty, not for $400.
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Forced myself to eat some salad, feel much better. Would recommend it to my low energy executive bros, more effective than a white monster.
It's odd. When I was a kid my parents and grandparents tried to get me into classical music, which I never much liked. As an adult I found I liked film soundtracks and trailer music a lot more than pop music, and they're heavily influenced by classical music. Or maybe they're a kind of classical music. I'm not sure.
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I struggle with classical music. I find only a very small percentage of it is to my tastes.
Film soundtracks are a much more mainstream and accessible type of classical music I think.
But most movie soundtracks aren't good. think of all the movies made every year, only a tiny percentage of them would have a soundtrack worth listening to.
Even the best composers have more misses than hits.
Hope that Cenno money lands tomorrow. Need to get petrol before the Sirs hike the prices ahead of the Easter long weekend.
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> The vessel had been chartered by Maersk since its delivery in early 2015. The 22 members of the ship's crew on board were Indian nationals
Dear NEET,

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Mars and Saturn are in Aquarius, then Neptune, the Sun and Mercury are along Pisces, and Jupiter and Uranus behind. They're all in a line.
Unless any neets have any other ideas, I think we'll see The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988) on Sunday
It's my phone not the website. I don't get why it does it though. 
It's like a left swipe opens a bookmark. Then when I press back, (which I do quickly because it happens so often), it usually closes the browser. Then I open it and the Gen is back.
Still confused about which bourito ingredients should be cooked. 

Traditionally it's just one ingredient plus onion and picante. Texmex is effectively stewing everything. My trans bouritoes are never as good as either, I need to commit to one or the other.
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moofie soundtracks with violins and shit is basically top 40 tier classical music. I like them when they are inventive and use minimalist themes like blade runner and snowtown, but then again thats synth music. I like brahms but I dont listen to mozart, the level of emotion conveyed in the music is a big decider, waltz music is gay but wagner operas have me listening and not doing nothing else.
Went to the bike shop to get a new tyre for the American Classic front wheel and I'm talking to the sales dude and saying I need to swap out hub bearings, I got them coming from england. How do I get the old ones out, do i drift them out? and he told me to put it into their workshop in two weeks time, like I was some retard normie when he's looking at a mechanic's frankenbike high speed courier steed. Fucksake I miss the days when the mechanic ran the shop and couldnt be fucked doing gay shit like swapping bearings so he'd tell you how easy it was and you dont need anything except a table knife. Got a decent looking gatorskin even though I have had one fray at the sidewall before, plus there was a picture of some random nigger on the box which was cringe, even though its a german brand. The marketing industry must employ a lot of psychotics.
Nuro said he'd take a look at my bike for me but he had it for two weeks and charged me extra for "storage charge", once.
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I am probably wrong but I remember the character having a big nose. 
> Originally titled Heliums, Docter conceived the outline for Up in 2004 based on fantasies of escaping from life when it became too irritating. He and eleven other Pixar artists spent three days in Venezuela for research and inspiration.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_(2009_film)
 >>/833032/
They are acting like subhumans and deserve to be treated as such. It is just petty vandalism. Stop making them out to be Robin Hood types you lefty faggot.
> https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/thailand-moves-closer-legalising-same-sex-unions-parliament-passes-landmark-bill-2024-03-27/
I don't understand. So it's been illegal to marry a ladyboy all these years?
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> plane missions
Yes they were hard. I never really got the hang of flying.

 >>/833078/
The train was hardest for me because it was poorly designed. It was never really clear what strategy worked best. Almost seemed random.
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 >>/833081/
Some of the planes react for button press more sensitively, then one tries to overcorrect the mistake and flight path can turn wild quick.
I assume it works better with controller, but I've never had the luck to fly with one.

 >>/833081/
The train was hardest
But it's easy. Really just have to follow the train. Well ride in a distance that Big Smoke can fire at the Vagoos. Should be right next to them but far enough from the train so it won't catch the bullets (the bullets can fly over the edge of top of the train). Then there are a couple of obstacles on the rails that need to be dodged.

 >>/833083/
Not for long. He tires out fast when running which makes some missions difficult to accomplish, perhaps even prevent succeeding.
Henlo NOOTs.
I made it to Hay.
This morning about 15km out of Sedan, the bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
When I was taking photos of it, I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
I had a pepper pie and a slice of orange cake for lunch.
I had a mixed grill for dinner.
Did 671.4km today.
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> he bloke in the Corvette in front of me blew a rear tyre, did a 360, and hit one of those old stone walls farmers used to use. Took about 1.5 hours for a flat bed truck from Angaston to show up.
Wtf
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> I realised it was exactly a year to the day I photographed the same car being towed away.
Wtf
 >>/833101/
> Did 671.4km today.
Nice.
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Try going from the back to the front and only advance when the last in line is popped. Smoke might switch targets too often. Needs to ride smooth.
Maybe drive around on various bikes more. I only ever use motors to get around, they are much more convenient than cars.
Tho taking the grills on dates with helicopters is fun too.
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Shit, lucky you weren't in that car. Those roads around Sedan over the hill are pretty sketchy. What was the town after Sedan? Iirc there's a road straight there and there's a turn off just before town to Mannum. I might be getting that wrong. 
Did you go past that town with the rock polar bear with graffiti everywhere?
I wish this flag thing didn't happen. 
Shibs fixed it once, then a week later it went back to being silly.
I'm going to need a tow truck if I die in this house. Forklift first after the wall is knocked down to get access.
Neo, wake up from your comfy office job working in IT and your poofter 2 bedroom flat near the city. We have work to do. We're going to rebuild this country mate
"Yeah mate. Full on proper sugar cane champagne. Bundaberg on the daily and raptor squad every other weekend."
Aw thats hectic lad. Ilchay. Deadset he's a full on white nationalist and that, proper one of the boys aye he full gets around it. Gun club and fishing and that faaark proper into it aye
morning neets, the red light from my pc was filling my room all night, but it doesn't seem to have hurt my sleep
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Yeah it was pretty comfy. Didn’t need to get up to piss, which was a bonus.
Already shaved, showered and dressed. Having a mondster and a ktime twist and contemplating proper breakfast. Others won’t surface for a while yet
Concerned about that neet who was so big he couldn't leave the house to go to maccas. We need to install a maccas sundae machine in his house so he can experience hot sundaes
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In the first picture, the cars are down the hill. 
Starting to think webs a tough thug and the exec girth restrictions are a ruse.
That's a bit of a trek up the hill.
Is there a reason that deros often have quite exaggerated motion when walking? The way they swing their arms and rock side to side with each step seems jerky and excessive. Is it meth related?
 >>/833265/
It's a common symptom of psychosis, hard to say if it's primary psychosis from schizophrenia or secondary psychosis from Benzodiazapines and lithium. 
Opiate addicts have a different stilted walk that's less of a shuffle and more of a pimp walk, anyone on stimulants who's up tends to walk feet first in a kind of strut
Found a bakery run by whites that was mainly catering towards tradies. Bought a pixxa slice, was a huge slab. Was one of the best pidser slices I'd ever had, the perfect combination of taste and cheese texture. Will have to go back there.
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Christmas movies are a dime a dozen, but good Easter movies are much scarcer. If womboflix screens The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) on Sunday, will we have any viewers?
We could watch monty python's quest for the holy grail, after all, the grail comes from the crucifixition, so technically it's an easter moofie
Reminder for NEETs that it may be difficult to buy booze this long weekend depending on your location. Stock up today or make sure you know your options.

Do not let yourself get into a booze crisis type situation.
We could watch Space Jam (1996), after all it has a bunny, so technically it's an Easter moofie, right?
had a smoothie with some frozen berries and salad. Immediately started feeling much better, all sleepiness gone. I really need you neets to remind me to have smoothies rather than coffee or maccas binges, I'm too much of a mong to do it on my own.
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Ok, time is running out, I have made a decision.

Our Saturday night action movie will be Dredd (2012), about a cop in a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, yeah!

On Easter Sunday womboflix will play Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975). Life Of Brian last year was pretty gud, hopefully Monty Python can entertain us again this year.
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I remember 2018, when I drank a whole pack of lambs on my own over easter, sitting on the beanbag watching the dumbest tv series on ufos I have ever seen, constantly passing out.

Ah those days, whatever happened to those days?
Also one of you BOs banned 20.1.80 from posting. I haven’t been able to post on 5G from Hay, Junee, or here.
 >>/833339/
> Enjoying the trip so far?
So far, but that has just been the three of us and mostly driving. The next 4 days when the rest of our club and the other clubs and the social stuff could well be a different story.
Had a pepper pie and a lemon squash at the bakery in Nerrandera this morning. Visited the roundhouse train museum in Junee.
Presently sitting in my room drinking the couple of vodka cruisers that cheeky stowaway hadn’t gotten around to.
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They asked me to pay a $100 bond in addition to the $696 room fee when I got here. There is no air conditioner, only a fake thermostat. I set it to 4 degrees about an hour ago and the temperature hasn’t changed.
Is spam good for anything? There's so much fat it in you'd have to fry it and use the fat for cooking. All I can think of is Armenia and vodka
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Might visit a strip club. Unfortunately the ‘friend’ I knew here is the cunt who owes me about $3k (last “fortnightly” instalment was just over 4 months ago) and if I saw him I’d probably kill him.
 >>/833291/
Just saw Dan. Place was packed. Was at Coles earlier and that was just a nightmare. Left with about a third of what I intended to get. Chaos in every aisle.
Garn cook a salmon wellington with cheese and spinach sauce I bought from aldi for dindins. You neets want any?
Removed rat(corpse)
Easily the vilest thing I've had to deal with. Sprayed oven with a mix of raid, citrus cleaner. Unsure if using fire is wise.
The last place I worked is having an easter get together at the same place Ive brought my mong, which used to be one of theirs.
Had to wander around and shake hands, plus listen to the boss skite a bit. All smiles though, hugged the bosses wife.
It's funny how on twitter you can just say "your literally brown" and then turd worldists have no response. Piss myself near daily saying this to boongs and jeets. It's like they're so hurt and shocked by it they just ignore it, they have no answer because they know intrinsically that being brown is an objective negative
 >>/833433/
I chased it into the oven, but couldn't kill it inside but didn't want it to escape. Then forgot it lI locked it in there.
It ate a whole piece of tinfoil before dying, truly an ignominious death. Couldn't even gas it, not that kind of oven. In hindsight should hebe thrown rat poison in the crack
 >>/833434/
The problem I have with (You) cruisey, is your amorphous normie identity politics where you wont commit to any thing except not being unfashionable. Your beliefs are made up of the worst bits of every spectrum like some shape shifting punching bag that gives just enough resistance to any argumentor that they invariably come off with bits and pieces of your ego splattered all over the place and feel sorry that they bullied you and either give up their moral high ground or walk away with cruisey on their smart clothes. Your a wishy wash wimp cruisey, you are exactly nowhere in life with no non-degenerate hobbies, no preferences, no passions. You dont even have a favorite color, even dan's discounts decide whether its white or red for (You) tonight. I've watched you cruisey, you cant even commit to throwing away your KFC greaseburger wrapper, You just extend your arm and loosen your grip and let it fall from your hands. Your so far from a worthy adversary its unreal.
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I wish I had an adorable little rodent in my room that I could feed and befriend and he would be my only friend in all the world and we would have adventures together.
 >>/833481/
Maybe tomorrow. Didn't even think about it. Too stressed about hiding the bender from my old man who is clearly suspect. Fuck lad I'm full on living the lie
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 >>/833491/
I regret how it turned out, but that rat did a hundred dollars of physical damage to my house. It ate a hole in the fucking wall, it tore up a carpet, it gnawed the bottom off two doors. Actually I regret nothing, fuck rats
 >>/833472/
Some place with a burger and beer for $20 sign out the front. I think it was the place Monaro wanted to meet before he chickened out like a faggy twat.
https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/scary-burglar-flees-home-with-pork-roast-under-his-jumper-in-terrifying-ordeal-for-mum-and-three-children/news-story/d0189819add5f4dbdcae5c051a42695c
I've been trying to post but it keeps saying 'Connection refused' or whatever this gay cunt website makes up. Can youse hear me?
 >>/833502/
I'm buying whole food, there's no cheaper version of anything. And I check the processed versions, same price by weight. Standards of living are falling so quickly in Australia it's unbelievable.
 >>/833514/
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one."
-Mark Twain
 >>/833521/
That will be best for you.
I put a piece of tape over the light on my old one.
You can also get into the internals and unplug the little wire that goes to the light.
I have been reading about this story where the government took a tame magpie from a family who had raised it by hand.
The maggie didn't even live inside, it was free to go, but the government still took it away.
The worst thing is the family cooperated with the authorities and even called them when the magpie was there so they could come and take it.
I would have told them to get effed. People will do anything someone with any sort of badge tells them to do. It is concerning.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/queensland-premier-steven-miles-weighs-in-on-molly-magpie-controversy/news-story/7468df1bff448884bdb6fda78c1a184e
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Doggo creature built out of some old bolts

Say, that's a big piston you got there

Let me put some lube on that drill bit before you start cranking
 >>/833587/same. Having nightmares. This one was about a school trip and they other kids accused me of mistreating women and being sexist. Then they threatened they were going to kill me and broke all of my shit. I’m not sure if this qualifies for a JUST moment.
 >>/833568/
The rumours on reddit was that the animal welfare nutters kept complaining and that's why the authorities finally did something. Poor bird after three years, it took too long.
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There's an old army story about a gypsy conscript who left his dump in the toilet covered with paper and the sarge gave a 10 minute lesson about the difference between the gravitational and the water flush system.
Was sitting on a couch in the hotel foyer and some poojeeta came and asked me to take a photo of her on the stairs. I did so and she the proceeded to make me take about 4 more until I got one she liked.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/bus-plunges-off-south-africa-bridge-killing-45/news-story/4d597abd67f3620f15f001c10a3fe8be
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