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No. 836704 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836714 >>836755
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> Footy star turned radio identity Ryan Fitzgerald has been left in disbelief after the South Australian Tourism Commission was caught trying to ban journalists from using the word 'Radelaide' during the AFL's Gather Round.
 >>/3/AW Radio host Heidi Murphy confirmed the bizarre directive, which also told reporters not to refer to Adelaide as the 'City of Churches'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-13274487/Ryan-Fitzgerald-Adelaide-Radelaide-City-Churches-South-Australian-tourism-commission-AFL-Gather-Round.html



No. 836707 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836708 >>836711
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You're kidding yourself if you think he didn't write it that way as a joke, retard.
He described his dinner for tonight (Friday) and said to prepare yourself for "some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend". He means he is going to drop a big shit tomorrow or the day after. They are playing along with the meme.
































































No. 836788 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836791 >>836798
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This faggot is why I am cold blooded elite with my opsec. Let this be a lesson to all you NEETs. If you namefag post then you will pick up a sicko stalker like IGAY who lives and breathes to get into your skin. 
Horrible.
























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God i miss Terry. I really wish some aussie IT guys could of sponsored him and flew his ass over here and set him up with a patreon or something. He could be living the comfy NEET life and calling out the the glow the darks and refining his OS. i would glad trade on terry for 100 fucking jeeets























































































No. 836934 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/836930/
Those are common feels NEET.
It is important top understand that we have been raised into materially comfortable but psychologically difficult circumstances.
Minds and spirits ruined.





No. 836939 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836940 >>836941 >>836942
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Trying again to organise my 'archive' of photos and files. Been attempting this for years but theres gigs of stuff. Copies of copies, different filename formats, nested directories with random stuff. I'm basically purging it of the shit. 
This task invariably involves some wanks


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I have long given up. I just bury the tabs in bookmarks that I never check. Dozens of folders each filled with hundreds of tabs. I often open a wikipedia article to find I've already bookmarked it, sometimes multiple times.









No. 836950 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836951
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Cannot for the life of me remember where I put my old 10" netbook. 
That must mean there's a box of my stuff somewhere unaccounted for. This is exactly how I lost my Julius Evola book. Storage tubs just disappearing off the face of the earth. How does that even happen














No. 836964 [Preview] [Reply]  >>836967
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Elon is over, can't compete with the chinks: https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-scraps-low-cost-car-plans-amid-fierce-chinese-ev-competition-2024-04-05/

















































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I'm just a moderate wanker, a middle of the road, orthodox, forehand playing tugger. I'm not an animal, pulling the ears off and doing mattress acrobat doing avant gardt left hand backstrokes.














No. 837027 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837034
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 >>/837008/
I have no impulse control. I can't do moderation. It would be good if I could, but in practice I can only keep on the straight and narrow by keeping myself right away from harmful influences.
My brain does not function correctly. Yes, it was the trauma. I know it isn't real, but what it did to my brain is.




No. 837031 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837033 >>837088
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they changed things from the books 
it's still a fun watch
not sure where I'd rank it, I still have soft spot for the 80s one but I really like the 00s sci-fi channel mini-series 
obviously it's the biggest budget one which is pretty nice but as far as capturing the nuances from the books it's really not there imo

























No. 837056 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837057
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 >>/837051/
The money for the infrastructure is a tax levied on platforms. Platforms get almost nothing in add revenue and are usually forced to pay up even to collect any. 

Most platforms are funded as honey pots by big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying









































































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Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
Dancin' and a lovin' at the rape shack




















No. 837149 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837156 >>837323
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 >>/837140/
This is the dumbest fucking excuse I've ever heard.
> just stand there
Things are more complicated than that.
> wanted sympathy from us
So? NEETs fuck their lives up in all sorts of ways.
> bringing it up yet again
Drawing attention to anything nuro has done, such as shitting in a pan and frying it, is always dismissed by you as though it was something that was a one-off in the past and not part of a pattern of ongoing behaviour.
Nuro looks for lowly neets like monk and iga and tries to come up with reasons as to why he is better than them. He has been so uppity lately since I called him out for becoming a meth-head.














































































No. 837227 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837232 >>837253
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 >>/837224/
I want to do a blood donation, but not to donate blood, instead I want to find out if I have a bunch of diseases they test for. Can I just claim I want to donate blood, get the tests, then pussy out of actually giving up my precious red man vitality?





No. 837232 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837235
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 >>/837227/
They take some blood as the donation and some as a sample that they test. What you want is a blood test. And they don't actually tell you about the results, just if you're allowed or not. I've never been told anything they just keep bringing me back.



No. 837235 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837236
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 >>/837232/
meh. I wanted the blood donation tests because I don't want to explain to my doctor why I think I don't have cytomeglavirus or epstein-barr, which I'd need to to get a blood test for them. Well, never mind.





















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> There are three types of Moloko plus served within the Milk Bar; vellocet (mixed with most likely amphetamines), synthemesc (mixed with synthetic mescaline) and drencrom (mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens). It can be served to minors because of its lack of alcohol.

















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I see some Slavic and German words, and I bet there are some other foreigns mixed in.
> moloko - milk
Slav.
> banda - band
This might be Hungarian, since we use the same word for band, or gang. I don't know about Slavic languages.
> gazetta - newspaper
Italian
> kartoffel - potato
German
This one is good:
> cancer - cigarette




No. 837277 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Alex
> his name containing three relevant meanings: the allusion to
Alexander the Great (Alex is the gang's leader), the Latinate meaning of "without law" ("A- lex"), and the allusion to Alex's creative use of nadsat-based slang (a "lexicon" is a dictionary).


No. 837279 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837284 >>837310
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Haven't had this much energy in fucking ages. Bouncing of the walls, just pacing around the shed with a beaming smile on my face. 
Laughing for no reason. Clicking through tabs like a mad man. 
Maybe it was the potato cakes and full sugar pepsi I had earlier. Ray Peat was right


























No. 837305 [Preview] [Reply]
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Although the solar eclipse on 8 April will not affect the beams in the LHC, the gravitational pull of the moon, like the tides, changes the shape of the LHC because the machine is so big.











































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First instant coffee in a few months. I've been on the sachet coffee for about a month but just saw the expiry - 2022. They taste fine but have powdered milk so I better stop testing it. Will need to get pods or new sachets, this coffee (moccona) doesn't taste nice. Very dirty and chocolate-y.








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The black comedy The Death Of Stalin (2017) will be on womboflix tonight. Based on the French graphic novel La Mort de Staline (2010–2012), the film depicts the internal social and political power struggle among the members of Council of Ministers following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin in 1953. 7pm AEDT.









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Reading that Australian Junior Encyclopaedia, the intro is by Walter Murdoch. Up to a bit about production in the brief (first chapter thing). I like that the first stand alone chapter is astrology.

No. 837366 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837367 >>837375 >>837376 >>837380
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Good Morning NEET
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i felt like that yesterday
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well i am better its just a fact
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that guy is so cringe i hope he loses a limb one day
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you earned it
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just tell her he is a car collector 
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thats not healthy 
 >>/837348/
i have been on the aldi organic coffee pods lately since my mom gave me their old kofeee machine. Would reccomend.
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fight apathy or don't
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its ice break and left over burrito thismorning. The EL nuro can wait till tomorrow 
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thats a good moofie, i should be able to make it
 >>/837357/
you become based 
 >>/837359/
it wasnt really meth but it was
 >>/837362/
skulling of magnesium salts and then olive oil. look it up


Good News vinyl NEETs there is a record fair on thismorning. Do you want me to look out for anything ?

https://waxespresso.com/blogs/events/sunshine-coast-record-fair-blackflag-brewery-coolum-april-7th







No. 837377 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/837368/
Every company needs one. I wanted to get a cert IV in accounting so I could work at a plan manager once, but then worked at one anyway.
What they teach in the course isnt industry specific.


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 >>/837368/
But, if I did it I would've been on about or just under 6 figures.
You will need some customer support/conflict resolution skills but most of it isnt talking to people.. at least in with the plan managers.






















































































































No. 837498 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837499
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All food cans are lined with toxic plastics.
The most poisonous ones are ones where the food has been cooked in the can. Just cancer soup.
Say no to canned food.



No. 837501 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837503
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I want a few canned meals as backup here, so I don't do what I just did and go out and waste $14 on a hamburger. I need more variety than just my frozen feedpacks.


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 >>/837501/
Just grab a few different ones and try them, once you find some you like just keep buying them, just check what country they come from and just keep some bread in the freexer to help fill out the meal.
























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The struggle for power already started while Stalin was dying, and Beriya pulled the shortest straw in the end. The SU needed change and Khrushchev dumped responsibility into the neck of Stalin and Beriya so he'll be able to initiate what needs to be done.
These were close associates for long time, "friends", so the tone of conversations must have been similar between them. They were also in cliques as people tend to do in a group, and rivaled each other.
There are many details that plausible but ofc basically everything is made up in one way or another, it's a comedy.





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Ok neets, I've just found out that Dune Part 2 hit bittorrent this morning. I didn't expect it for two more weeks. Womboflix will be giving an impromptu screening of Dune Part 1 (2021) tomorrow evening, then Dune Part 2 (2024) on Tuesday. Sorry for the short notice, I didn't expect it yet.

































No. 837566 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837567
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Feel sorry for the poor kids who get jobs at the supermarket at 16 and don't know what the foods are.
Then rich people laugh at them for not knowing the difference between rainbow chard,rhubarb, celery and choi sum

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 >>/837566/
They just need to ask the customer what it is and then act impressed that the customer eats such fancy things. The customer is then flattered and doesn't laugh. Only when they get home do they tell their partner in disbelief that the checkout girl didn't know the difference between a Swede and a turnip.















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Good directors choose a long run time for cinematic effect. 
Hollywood directors end up with long run times because they bit off too much of someone else's material and couldn't synthesise it.
















No. 837598 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837604
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/so-awful-antiques-roadshow-experts-fury-over-rare-item/news-story/8b3c56c7a9e80cd7ed1883d21982bb15
uppity nigger should be whipped

No. 837599 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837606
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https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/bruce-lehrmanns-university-shown-in-bombshell-laptop-leak-image/news-story/3fab0096751f43445b1ba61e543c68e2
oh bruce




































No. 837635 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837638
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"Hello this is *female* from Clown World Employment, I see you have an appointment scheduled for next Monday, but would you like to come in sooner?"

No bitch, I do not.


















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You ever eating your boiled mince and somehow a bit of the mince ends up stuck up that flip bit that connects the nose to the throat and you end up blowing that bit of boiled mince out your nose?


























No. 837679 [Preview] [Reply]  >>837681 >>837683
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Day 12 of not wanking or looking at porn. I don't feel all that horny but I feel very tired. I can't sleep more than six hours. I just wake up very suddenly and abruptly feeling fairly alert but quickly getting tired as the day goes on. I'm thinking about having a wank to my imagination just so I can sleep. What do you think?

































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ancient boongs used to worship a giant god-possum, and said that during the end times he would defeat the rainbow serpent in a titanic battle and destroy the old world and  a new world would be created, a paradise where every river was filled with 98 octane premium and goon fell out of the sky when it rained
























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