/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

gamingroom_boongslayer9000

SA BEST A

 >>/836658/
Don’t post your password here, Cruisey

Worked up the courage to answer a phone call.
Indian accent. Wasn't worth it.

 >>/836661/
How?

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 >>/836670/

tiffin reads posts out loud

Got the chiggun snags, mushies and pineapple but no pixxa base

 >>/836683/
Cook a pancake.

 >>/836682/
That's because he translates them to german and proto indoeuropean in real time to sharpen his linguistic skills

 >>/836685/
Natural strong jaw, echoing a hollow growl to wodan, riding the eternal dragon.

Speaking to clouds.

TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE

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 >>/836657/
Only SA neets can be considered to be of refined character.

 >>/836690/
You are refined seed oil

 >>/836673/
No. I don't pay much attention though so I might've seen them and forgotten.

 >>/836670/
Next time try an Irish accent.

1 more mint left until tomorrow night, woe

 >>/836684/
I could make simple a simple base with yoghurt and flour. But then I'd have to make a pixxa sauce from scratch as well. Too much work for a NEET.

 >>/836695/
You should have rationed them more carefully.
No self control. Like a boong.

 >>/836697/
Shut your pepper pie hole

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Good Afternoon NEETs

Its raining yet again. Looks like its Cognac, oxy and Vinyl tonight. Also picked up a pork knuckle today so prepare yourselves for some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend,

 >>/836699/
> hot and steamy El Nuro 
Gross. Make sure you remember to flush this time.

 >>/836699/
Working late?

 >>/836699/
Based.

 >>/836699/
Based.

 >>/836700/
Poorly bantered.

> Footy star turned radio identity Ryan Fitzgerald has been left in disbelief after the South Australian Tourism Commission was caught trying to ban journalists from using the word 'Radelaide' during the AFL's Gather Round.
 >>/3/AW Radio host Heidi Murphy confirmed the bizarre directive, which also told reporters not to refer to Adelaide as the 'City of Churches'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-13274487/Ryan-Fitzgerald-Adelaide-Radelaide-City-Churches-South-Australian-tourism-commission-AFL-Gather-Round.html

 >>/836703/
 >>/836702/
> everytime

 >>/836705/
> One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
> Not much between despair and ecstasy
> One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
> Can't be too careful with your company
> I can feel the Devil walking next to me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

 >>/836703/
You're kidding yourself if you think he didn't write it that way as a joke, retard.
He described his dinner for tonight (Friday) and said to prepare yourself for "some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend". He means he is going to drop a big shit tomorrow or the day after. They are playing along with the meme.

 >>/836707/
> They are playing along with the meme.
Stream ready to watch it plop out?

I am surprised how much that walking dead show is getting milked.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/apr/04/australian-neo-nazis-must-be-monitored-better-senate-inquiry-told

 >>/836707/
No the El Nuro was burger i created. The usual seething perpetually mad retard tried to equate it to shit as usual.....

 >>/836709/
Stll plenty of money left in the dead people.

 >>/836711/
> equate it to shit as usual.....
Funny innit

 >>/836704/
> City of Churches

 >>/836706/
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 >>/836702/
That vinyl has been on my bucket list for so so long. Just stumbled across it the other day. Feeels good man.

Also finally picked up Vangelis. 

Oh shit and that reminds me there is a record fair on at the Brewery tomorrow. Fuck lets burn more money......

The discord duo up to their old tricks again...

 >>/836715/
> Vangelis
He's dead now, woe

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 >>/836716/
My Discord server has the best emojis, the very best. Spared no expense

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feel like I deserve some more chocolate

 >>/836719/
you have most certainly earned it !

 >>/836718/
Top shelf.

 >>/836719/
Get some of those discount easter eggs.

She bought me Ultra Rosa instead of Pipeline Punch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 >>/836724/
Give her a slap. And then one from me.

$2950 to the mechanic for work already done on the car. He says it is misfiring or something and he needs to test the computer or something. Could be working on it for another week or two.

 >>/836726/
I hope it all works out well for you NEET. I hope this guy is good and not ripping you off.

Nuro became humble after a week of nights in Bangkok, once.

 >>/836724/
JUST

 >>/836728/
Good earner?

Can't believe most ice creamery places don't do sundaes. The absolute state of this country.

 >>/836728/
Well it was finally my oyster. Took Long Enough.

 >>/836731/
> sundaes
Seppos eat those. I say no to sundaes.

I like sundaes.

 >>/836734/
Multi status?

Craving something sweet.

looking at the coles website.
Might get something NORDY.

 >>/836709/
The latest spin-off has that Rick fella still chasing after the negress.

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 >>/836739/
have a sundae

 >>/836719/
You can have the pack of mini eggs that's been in the fridge since last Easter.

 >>/836715/
It always amazes me that people like you pay more money than the recyclers for that shit.

 >>/836746/
> amazes
*amaxes

 >>/836726/
All taht money could've gone towards another cheap used car.

 >>/836743/
what the ?

 >>/836744/
i think Nuro has finally broken that poor NEETs minds. He is non sensical.

 >>/836748/
He could've bought a lancia for that sort of money.

 >>/836731/
Weekend penalty rates are killing local businesses.

 >>/836704/
Good, that's a silly name.

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 >>/836751/
Not a good one

 >>/836718/
Two of the same soyjaks

 >>/836724/
A fatal mistake. They need to make the colours differenter.

 >>/836726/
Bugger. What needs to be done other than the brakes?

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 >>/836750/
Sorry I forgot the NEETs eat up gaslighting like T.V. watching boomers. Thats fine. I have to go now and drive my Porsche to KFC and buy dinner for my wife, Elle McPhearson.

 >>/836760/
Holey sheet

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Hey guys i am getting in early and nominating this pepe for the next thread.

 >>/836762/
Elle pat my dog at a crosswalk in Kalgoorlie once.

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 >>/836764/
Your pepe is retarded, I nominate ""MY"" pepe.

 >>/836767/
Monk at the end of the interview, securing a new warehouse position.

 >>/836764/
It is a good Pepe but it is not green.

 >>/836740/
> tfw no more cheap pork leg roasts

Have a caffeine withdrawal headache.

 >>/836778/
That isn't real

 >>/836779/
As real as asthma?

I had half a doctor oonga pepporoni pizza and a slice of baked cheesecake for dinner

 >>/836764/
REJECTED
We allow green pepes only in this establishment, your friend will have to wait outside

 >>/836781/
Where did you get the cheesecake from?

 >>/836772/
The fact that monk could still see the screen well enough to click on any rangebans after 20+ standards is quite admirable. I'll be sure to mention it if he uses me as a reference.

 >>/836785/
He's truly an inspirational NEET to many. I wish him well on his wagon journey.

 >>/836784/
She got it at Woolies
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/253483/woolworths-caramel-macadamia-cheesecake

This faggot is why I am cold blooded elite with my opsec. Let this be a lesson to all you NEETs. If you namefag post then you will pick up a sicko stalker like IGAY who lives and breathes to get into your skin. 
Horrible.

 >>/836787/
Rating out of 10?

 >>/836789/
3. It was a bit 'scenty' for my liking.

 >>/836788/
> breathes to get into your skin.
A bit of salt on the skin?

 >>/836790/
I hope you did not tell Motherbat that.

 >>/836792/
I said it was 'fine'.
She didn't like it either.
The plain French one by the same people is good, but they didn't have any apparently.

 >>/836788/
> had to take a cold shower

might go to bed

 >>/836805/
Good night NEET.

JEW FREE JANUARY HAS RETURNED

When do the SAW films really drop off? I've watched the first three and found two and three to be okayish whilst the first was pretty good.

 >>/836815/
I haven't seen any of them. I have been meaning to watch the first one. Is it worth it?

 >>/836812/
Handsom-e fella

 >>/836817/
It is pretty good as a genre horror film. I'd recommend it if you're curious about it or just bored.

Might install TempleOS and use it as my daily driver

 >>/836815/
Once you've SEEN one they all feel the same.

 >>/836822/
It will perform well NEET.

 >>/836822/
You will not.

 >>/836820/
The two Aussie poofs who created it have done some other good horror flicks.

 >>/836828/
He is a marvel, as capable of destroying bad posts as monk is of destroying standards

 >>/836828/
He's a doing a fantastic job. Bless him.

 >>/836805/
Sleep tight.

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 >>/836822/
God i miss Terry. I really wish some aussie IT guys could of sponsored him and flew his ass over here and set him up with a patreon or something. He could be living the comfy NEET life and calling out the the glow the darks and refining his OS. i would glad trade on terry for 100 fucking jeeets

 >>/836836/
> 100 fucking jeeets
Please don't be conservative, I would trade million at least. If we could sacrifice a billion for his life, I would accept that trade.

 >>/836837/
You could kill a literal billion of them and there'd still be as many of them as there are Americans.

 >>/836822/
doesn't have a IP stack does it?

 >>/836839/
It's the least we can do for the planet.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-17/the-first-global-model-of-waterborne-fecal-contamination

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2024/04/australias-housing-crisis-turns-orwellian/

 >>/836843/
> Hildebrand
He's already been a greasy one.

 >>/836844/
 >>/836843/
*always been

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9nQNx0KEs

ok, garn local iga to buy some ice cream or chocolate or....something. You neets want anything while I'm there?

 >>/836847/
I'll take some of whatever you get.

 >>/836847/
Five gesture eggs please.

 >>/836846/
dont like sultana

 >>/836847/
Get me that kit-kat block please.

Do any of you take aspirin everyday?

 >>/836852/
No. The latest evidence is you should not take it every day.

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 >>/836847/
30kg of something, please.

 >>/836852/
yes, whenever I get any sort of chest pain

 >>/836855/
> chest pain
Do you get that often?

Might have some CC's and hommus.

 >>/836836/
Didn't he get hit by a train whilst homeless?

 >>/836853/
> latest evidence 
But that isn't the Ray Peat way.

 >>/836857/
yes

 >>/836858/
> CC's
Tomato salsa flavour for me please.

 >>/836861/
Have you spoken to a doctor about it?

 >>/836863/
many times over the years

 >>/836856/
Looks like some pedo loli shite. No thanks. o7...

 >>/836859/
Yes it was a very sad situation.

Watching Saw IV (2007). Struggling to stay on the wagon.

 >>/836857/
Sleep tight.

 >>/836867/
are you watching it with tiffin?

 >>/836867/
You can do it King 👑

 >>/836859/
and he got homeless because some retard on /g/ sent him a drum set

Been thinking of those gourmet pixxas all day.

 >>/836871/
Thanks neet. Only a few more hours until they're all shut.

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 >>/836873/
What type?

This one is way better than 2 and 3. Much higher budget too.

 >>/836876/
The garlic prawn and chicken snosage ones that NOOT made.

 >>/836878/
I'll have two if you find them.

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I can't think of tiffin without imagining him as Rob Muldoon from jurassic park, it is impossible to visualise him any other way

 >>/836878/
One for me.

 >>/836880/
As long as he achieves his mission, that's all I care about.

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I can't think of myself without imagining myself as Arnie from T2. It is impossible to visualise myself any other way.

 >>/836889/
That is a healthy self image you have.

 >>/836889/
Do you even lift though?

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 >>/836891/
Cheers m8. The absolute nerve of those pshycologists to call it 'delusions of grandeur', whatever that means.

 >>/836889/
You look good.

some small furry marsupial is in my roof again

 >>/836896/
Leave it out some fruit.

 >>/836897/
nah, Imma chase it into the oven, then we're eating well tonight

me and sweetie are gonna get married

 >>/836898/
> Imma 
NIGGER

 >>/836899/
Can I come please?
The other NEET didn't invite me to his wedding.

 >>/836899/
Poorly bantered.
Leave weber alone.

 >>/836901/
Who had a wedding?

 >>/836899/
Sweetie is too good for you.

Carn Powah.

 >>/836904/
She is.

spent far too long in front of the computer today, have that nihilistic feeling of emptiness and depression, but can't make myself leave

 >>/836907/
Nihilism is for faggots.

 >>/836907/
Go for a Friday night Cruise.

 >>/836908/
Low quality post.

 >>/836910/
It's true. Nihilism is a trash philosophy for poofters.

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 >>/836908/
> for faggots.
Gotcha fam.

Tomorrow I’ll get a kebab

 >>/836913/
Remove kebab

 >>/836913/
Might get that new Bourbon Street Whopper from HJ's

 >>/836915/
Let us know how it is please.

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 >>/836915/
What’s on that?

Oh ffs

An image so lame it had to be posted twice.

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 >>/836921/
Vile.

The attacks of self-loathing are back. I feel guilty for existing once again.

 >>/836923/
Don't take it out on the rest of us please.

 >>/836923/
We forgive you

 >>/836923/
Remember, that while you are worthless, everyone else is even more worthless

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 >>/836922/
Soz.

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Night.

 >>/836924/
I won't.
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 >>/836925/
I just feel upset thinking about how much better I have everything than people in the past and in other countries. And yet I don't do anything worthwhile. I just exist as a drag on everyone else.

 >>/836929/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/836908/
I don't care

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> That feeling when

 >>/836930/
Those are common feels NEET.
It is important top understand that we have been raised into materially comfortable but psychologically difficult circumstances.
Minds and spirits ruined.

might activate my masonic third eye

 >>/836932/
Reasonably bantered.

 >>/836935/
I can't even find mine.

https://tunisbayclub.com/index.php?threads/was-there-a-pre-human-elephant-civilization-in-the-mediterranean-basin.1481/

Trying again to organise my 'archive' of photos and files. Been attempting this for years but theres gigs of stuff. Copies of copies, different filename formats, nested directories with random stuff. I'm basically purging it of the shit. 
This task invariably involves some wanks

 >>/836939/
I keep meaning to get rid of my duplicate porn videos to make more space, but sometimes it's easier just to buy new hard drives

 >>/836939/
I have long given up. I just bury the tabs in bookmarks that I never check. Dozens of folders each filled with hundreds of tabs. I often open a wikipedia article to find I've already bookmarked it, sometimes multiple times.

 >>/836939/
Make a torrent of the boong porn collection please.

Still haven't had anything to drink tonight. Fighting the urges.

 >>/836943/
Keep fighting. You are doing well. I'm proud of you.

 >>/836943/
Me either I have no money

 >>/836945/
Cenno landing tomorrow night?

 >>/836945/
You still have that sweet little bussy...

I hope IGA gets his cenno soon.

I think I have successfully quit the coffee.
The headache today was pretty mild. Hopefully it will be gone entirely by tomorrow.

Cannot for the life of me remember where I put my old 10" netbook. 
That must mean there's a box of my stuff somewhere unaccounted for. This is exactly how I lost my Julius Evola book. Storage tubs just disappearing off the face of the earth. How does that even happen

 >>/836950/
It is the sort of thing that happens when you move house a lot.
Instability, impermanence. Feel of your life unravelling.

Think I might go off the coffee too.

Eating BEANS.

 >>/836952/
I was having way too many.

 >>/836953/
o7

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

Back on the Logitech M570 trackball.

Craving a 20 pack of KFC nuggoes and a zinger box with a 10 pack of wicked wings and a maxi popcorn chicken.

Shiteys a poof

I and Monk wrestled through the night for the right to sleep at the foot of Weber's bed once.

 >>/836959/
Shitey didn't say goodbye

 >>/836952/
Get decaf

 >>/836948/
It might settle down his psychosis

Elon is over, can't compete with the chinks: https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-scraps-low-cost-car-plans-amid-fierce-chinese-ev-competition-2024-04-05/

 >>/836953/
Thanks o7.

 >>/836956/
Sleep tight.

 >>/836964/
Chinked.

Good morning NEETs.

 >>/836968/
mording

sipping ultra rosa and harrumphing internally

Much coffee, need to wake up. Need exercise too.

Good morning NEETs.

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Good morning.

 >>/836972/
mording
you double (you)'d me

two chiggen patties, an egg from a backyard chook, and some toast for breakkayieie

 >>/836974/
breakfast of champions mate, I had 2 sausages, 2 eggs and some pan fried low carb toast

 >>/836975/
is that the helga's low carb bread? is it any good?

 >>/836974/
> breakkayieie
Hot!

The NEETs are eating good this morning. No-one has offered me anything.

 >>/836974/
> an egg from a backyard chook
Helen is back. I knew Cruisey could never have really killed her.

 >>/836976/
nah, the aldi stuff, it's got a GI of 24

 >>/836978/
Have some McDolans and a racism.

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/836980/
is it nice?

 >>/836984/
it's edible, that's what matters

 >>/836982/
GM

 >>/836979/
Who do you think went into the patties?

 >>/836985/
Pepe looking fine.

 >>/836985/
Straight to the arse!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zOILAZHf2pE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfgvBG9Gd58

Might take a long walk to a distant bakery (not baker's delight), get one of their extra large pidser rolls. You neets want anything?

 >>/836993/
pepper pie please

 >>/836993/
Second pepper pie for me too please.

 >>/836993/
Pepper pie, sausage roll, two apple turnovers please.

The caffeine withdrawals have not subsided.
Slept poorly. Still have a headache. In an irritable mood.

 >>/836997/
Why are you even doing this? There's a vast amount of scientific evidence that coffee is good for you, in sensible amounts.

 >>/836997/
Get decaf mate and if you drink coke get caffeine free ones

 >>/836998/
I was out of control on them. The black instants. Made me feel full of water, stomach constantly moderately upset. Bad taste in my mouth.
I want to be CLEAN.

Garn kebab in t minus 30 minutes

 >>/837001/
NeverMind they open at 10

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 >>/837000/
> I want to be CLEAN.

 >>/836970/
Might get a sweet poopchute punch just to spite you

Three wanks and still horny. Might need to make a pit stop today.

 >>/837005/
Out of control.

 >>/836993/
A decent small coffee and 3 durries.

 >>/837000/
You go too extreme, one way or the other. 
I've been having sachet coffees lately. One is enough.

 >>/837001/
Not a breaky meat

 >>/837006/
I haven't had a tug this year. I think.

 >>/837005/
> Might need to make a pit stop today.
Tug stop?

I'm thinking either the seedy one out of the way, that might be an old hag, or the qt Thai one but that's very close to a family friend.

I'm just a moderate wanker, a middle of the road, orthodox, forehand playing tugger. I'm not an animal, pulling the ears off and doing mattress acrobat doing avant gardt left hand backstrokes.

 >>/837012/
Hopefully you get a good deal either way.

which one of you is the smelliest?

Got a Woolies chook and gave Sweetie the oysters.

had my pepper pie and apricot danish for lunch
about to start on the OP rums

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 >>/837017/
> about to start on the OP rums

 >>/837010/
I remember one a few weeks ago that was so bad you swore you'd never have another one.

 >>/837015/
Vile question.

 >>/837018/
that's a big mug of rum mate

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Tonight Shiban will be streaming Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange(1971). Tomorrow night womboflix will have The Death Of Stalin (2017)

There is a Dune Part Two torrent out. Not a cam.

 >>/837022/
Sounds good.
I hope Shibs starts with an apology for the outage.

The rum is a bit like a hug

The rum likes me, unlike girls.

 >>/837008/
I have no impulse control. I can't do moderation. It would be good if I could, but in practice I can only keep on the straight and narrow by keeping myself right away from harmful influences.
My brain does not function correctly. Yes, it was the trauma. I know it isn't real, but what it did to my brain is.

 >>/837012/
> might be an old hag
You are allowed to say no to the old hag and ask for a better one.
Tell her in pidgin english that she disgusts you.

The BEAN NEETs are rising

 >>/837029/
They have brittle bones but.

 >>/837023/
they changed things from the books 
it's still a fun watch
not sure where I'd rank it, I still have soft spot for the 80s one but I really like the 00s sci-fi channel mini-series 
obviously it's the biggest budget one which is pretty nice but as far as capturing the nuances from the books it's really not there imo

 >>/837031/
It is a visual treat but there is not much substance to it. Could be worse.

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 >>/837027/
Maybe you just need a stern figure in your life to keep you on the path

Joel Davis vs. Drew Pavlou debate on Rumble in t-30m. Hosted by Elijah Schaffer

> saw an American flag
> assumed it was Cruisey
> they  posted something intelligent
> knew it wasn't Cruisey

 >>/837035/
Those names mean nothing to me.

 >>/837037/
https://rumble.com/v4nq4v8-is-diversity-our-strength-joel-davis-vs-dave-pavlou.html

imagine being a nihilist

 >>/837039/
drove past teh turnoff for nhil the other day

Finished supervising her hanging out my washing. Time for another rum.

Time for a run big boy

 >>/837042/
He should start with walks.

 >>/837030/
Strange goad, I will not dwell on it

 >>/837036/
Kek

Have you ever clicked on a internet ad neets?

Spoke to Mummybot for the first time all year. She sent me $50.

 >>/837046/
Sometimes when the Web elements load slowly or in the wrong order. Thankfully the virus websites load slowly as well so I can backspace out of them

 >>/837047/
Wholesome

Going to get a higher toilet seat to avoid my nuts getting slapped by obelisk turds.

 >>/837048/
I just wonder who the fuck actually pays for the internet if I've never clicked on anything in 25+ years of using it. Or for porn.

 >>/837047/
> She sent me $50.
Straight to Dan's?

Bad NEETs not contacting their Mummybots for 4 months or more.

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How many words per dollar? Or dollars per word?

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> wish I'd bought those prawn dumplings for lunch

 >>/837051/
The money for the infrastructure is a tax levied on platforms. Platforms get almost nothing in add revenue and are usually forced to pay up even to collect any. 

Most platforms are funded as honey pots by big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying

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> big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying
Buying what? If nobody watches ads anyway, what use in the consumer data?