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@weber

im going pee in toilet

keep pooing today, this is like the 5th time

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The action-thriller Sudden Death (1995) will be on tonight neets. 7pm AEDT.

 >>/839771/
I can't believe webby, how can he just selfishly keep making huge amounts of money and winning without any regard for cruisey's feelings? How?

 >>/839808/
He has apologised a number of times.

> tfw mogged

 >>/839808/
He can't help himself, he's trying to prove it'll fail.

 >>/839816/
It has to fail in a day or two and I will stop at that point.

Too big to fail. Not sure about his knees though.

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> she's my girlfriend now
Might as well start fucking her too since my life's over.

 >>/839807/
> AEDT

 >>/839816/
They would have to have AI systems profiling people and hooking them with wins by now. There is no question about it.

 >>/839781/
 >>/839808/
How?

> Pinnacle Drinks Oxford Arms London Dry Gin pulled from Dan Murphy’s, BWS shelves over fears of ‘contamination’
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/drink/pinnacle-drinks-oxford-arms-london-dry-gin-pulled-from-dan-murphys-bws-shelves-over-fears-of-contamination/news-story/2f3dc63fd6ec1cd604611e0195a598f3

 >>/839823/
I don't think any of us are la-di-da gin drinkers.

 >>/839824/
I had some gin once, used to drink it while playing d&d

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Bit more of a. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAH today.  Sun has shifted all the shady spots and Boomers have claimed the rest. Some surf event on too fucking all the traffic up. Though I was proper done by a paddy wagon when he turned his lights on behind me for not wearing a helmet but luckily he was getting a zoomer for a flagrant parking violation.

 >>/839826/
Based.

 >>/839825/
Drinking & Driving is my favourite game :)

 >>/839825/
I went through a phase were I would drink G&T after I'd consumed beer and wine.

Forgot to go to Jaycar today. Can't even remember what I was going for (other than terrorising whats his face).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=40llxjrIG3w

Fucking hell noticing more and more straight off the boat JEETs families every weekend. And they are not here for a holiday…..

Sir's Chain Lube coming to a a suburb near you.

 >>/839830/
> (other than terrorising whats his face).
His heart must have felt empty.

 >>/839834/
Every day he goes to work, not knowing if Weber is going to come into the shop and terrorise him.

Been feeling JUSTED all day after terrible sleep last night, had a big bowl of salad of cranberries,  cabbage, wombok, kale, broccoli, corn and shallots, instantly better. It may not be as cool as a coffee enema, but it does seem to work

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 >>/839832/
The age of white man is over, now is the reign of albo

 >>/839831/
Would this have impact on the amateur radio or cause interference to anyone else?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSXrYHrNw
Doing this track next Sunday.

 >>/839838/
Nah, it's down in the unlicensed communal spectrum I think.

> Nah

@weber

 >>/839842/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uuc9frxacfE

 >>/839844/
Good afternoon, NEET.

 >>/839847/
> fofi_097

scooby dooby doo

 >>/839819/
Slampig action

 >>/839851/
They've been saying that since like the 80's

 >>/839807/
You've summer time now, dude.

 >>/839851/
When does that start?

 >>/839857/
Actually now. Winter time.
AE Daylight
vs.
AE Standard

Terrorist attack in Bondi lads

 >>/839851/
they've been saying that for 20 years now, I for one will be glad when it's too late to save the planet because I'll no longer have to read articles like this

 >>/839857/
I'm a neet, time is a wagie concept

 >>/839859/
Have the chief pigs started saying "nothing to see here" yet?

 >>/839859/
big attack?

 >>/839859/
Just another day in the cultural melting pot that is Sydney. White Christians are still the biggest threat to the country according to Uncle Mike at ASIO.

 >>/839863/
4 dead so far, not counting the raghead the police shot.

One of the victims is a baby
Total shitskin death

 >>/839865/
diversity is our strength

 >>/839867/
Nobody could have predicted this.

Garn crash that party tonight

 >>/839868/
We need monk to post some snarky yet insightful comments from his twitter account

 >>/839869/
get us some pics of qts there

 >>/839870/
Tom and Jacob need to get him on open mic dropping some red pills

i should start shitting on a plate and taking pictures of it for you

 >>/839858/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwzK844Y0JY

 >>/839873/
What's that outfit he's wearing?

 >>/839877/
kangaroos rugby top
he's still 100% raghead though

 >>/839868/
Joslin could have.

 >>/839878/
Was he wearing it ironically?

 >>/839874/
Steaming special?

 >>/839880/
there are ragheads in both football codes in the eastern states

they dont even check that barshar hoolie for explosives before letting him run out onto the MCG

 >>/839884/
He's retired.

 >>/839874/
At least you would have something fresh to eat.

 >>/839876/
> 6% live outside Hungary

There is about 13-4 million Hungarians in the Carpathian basin, 3-4 million is not living in Little Hungary. That is not 6%.

 >>/839887/
*13-14 million

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Lol at map at 5:55

 >>/839891/
Dont threaten Big Fella, you mong fuck.

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 >>/839895/
No matter how rude he is, I won't stop watching WillyOAM's channel.

Anyone know any good movies or anime?

 >>/839899/
I'm up to episode 3 of The witch and the beast, it's been fine so far.

 >>/839899/
Mushoku Tensei anime.

I am about half an hour into episode 1 of  Fallout. Some sort of genderqueer tranny just appeared.
Getting very close to closing the tab.

 >>/839904/
imagine opening the tab in the first place

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 >>/839904/
> Some sort of genderqueer tranny just appeared.

 >>/839904/
Watched the whole thing. You won't lose nothing by not watching.

 >>/839908/
Stick to your plate project.

 >>/839909/
Was I right about the tranny? Is there more of it?

 >>/839911/
I don't remember any tranny.

 >>/839912/
Outshine them both with your plate project.

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Sudden Death (1995) will be on in 1 hour neets. Van Damme stars as a former fireman takes on a group of terrorists holding the Vice President and others hostage during the seventh game of the NHL Stanley Cup finals.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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I thought the thing on the left looked suspect.

 >>/839916/
Whole lot look like they're at an NDIS gathering

 >>/839917/
Thousands if not hundreds of thousands in mong funding potential.

 >>/839909/
>  You won't lose nothing by not watching.

THIS. Can confirm THIS . Its nothing profound its just entertainment. Still watching it anyway. Just remembered a moofie i recommended was playing. Its nice the daylight saving niggery has ended.....

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 >>/839919/

I hate Queensland

 >>/839920/
well what are you waiting for ?

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Is it over.

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 >>/839923/
wtf is this real?

 >>/839925/
i would believe it, i can tell by the pixels

 >>/839925/
Yes.

 >>/839911/
Ah that one.
Well, it was produced by Amazon.

 >>/839874/
Nuro? No!

 >>/839929/
kek

 >>/839915/
> one hour

you are getting real sloppy..... daylight savings has ended

 >>/839915/
Teh Mummy and Teh Exorcist on telly tonight.

All the local boongs are congregating outside my house. Full on Corroboree.

 >>/839923/
Need a higher quality version to use as a desktop background please.

Nuro burned down a 6G tower, once.

 >>/839931/
> .....

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> stuck in linux dependency hell maximum WOE

 >>/839933/
Paint your face black and go out and join them.

 >>/839935/
I heard he left a shit there too.

 >>/839938/
J U S T

 >>/839938/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4

 >>/839939/
kek

 >>/839939/
Well memed.

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 >>/839939/
Honest Kek. I will be asleep by the time you get here.

 >>/839946/
ok, finally got shit working

 >>/839947/
Just leave the door unlocked and teh lights in the kitchen on.

 >>/839949/
I hope he does for you.

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Ready.

 >>/839873/
On TikTok they're trying to claim he's white.

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Get in here neets, it's time to watch van damme kick some arse: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/839952/
He looks pretty pale. That Aussie rugby kit has me wondering. Might be mental health.

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 >>/839952/

What's for dindins neets? I have some lamb korma canned sloppa

 >>/839956/
a literal oogabooga nigger took about an hour and a half to deliver me some cold red rooster
about to do some racism and get my money back

 >>/839952/
link?

 >>/839957/
see if you can get him fired and deported too

 >>/839959/
going to try
have screenshots showing him supposedly sitting at RR for 50 minutes and then jumping all over the map for 5 or 10 minutes at a time as he turns his gps on and off
that is fraud in my book

 >>/839958/
In the comments anytime someone mentions Muslim people reply saying he's white
https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7357255317543079211 [Embed]

I look forward to his identity being revealed later on.

Carn Crows. What a finish!

 >>/839957/
This always happens and yet you keep putting in orders for brown hands to make and deliver you food.
Time to delete the app. Boycott brown hands. Brown drivers. Brown people.

 >>/839957/
Big racism?

 >>/839963/
He won't learn.

 >>/839961/
> I look forward to his identity being revealed later on.
Media is already blurring his face, despite him being dead (and therefore no issues with libel etc).

 >>/839966/
have they release a name?

Libel my arse!

 >>/839960/
> that is fraud in my book
Delete the app and keep your dignity.

He's not going to delete the app.

He's keeping them accountable.

 >>/839967/
No. We won't get it for days or weeks if it's a non-anglo name.

 >>/839970/
You need the app if you need to get an Uber. Pajeet might drive like shit, but he'll pick you up in 3 minutes, unlike Suburban Taxi who want you to wait for 45 minutes or more on the side of the road.

 >>/839972/
yes, the rule is if the murderer is white they release his picture almost immediately, if they're non-white there's a long delay and we get lots of pictures of police instead

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 >>/839974/

 >>/839956/
BEAN and mushroom chilli con carne

A big story like this we'll know the guy's name by tomorrow morning at the latest.

Well beaned

 >>/839977/
Kidney beans?

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Poached eggs for too long

 >>/839981/
Just how I like them. Looks nice.

 >>/839981/
they look ok, at least you won't get salmonella

 >>/839904/
I watched the first episode and liked it.

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 >>/839978/
what would you guess the race as?

 >>/839923/
Haha cool

I want to go to ireland and acquire an irish woman to impregnate.

 >>/839985/
Hungarian

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What would trev say to this?

 >>/839989/
She's an idiot for not immediately cuffing him and kicking the knife. He could have using his last breathe to stab her.

 >>/839981/
Well rounded feed.

 >>/839988/
Goad toad.

 >>/839990/
She has enough confirmed kills to know when they're done.

Having the first XXXX of my life 
Stuffed full of parma

 >>/839993/
What if he was playing possum

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 >>/839994/
> Stuffed full of parma
iktf bro

 >>/839994/
> XXXX
Is it any good?

 >>/839994/
>  XXXX 
now why would you go and do a silly thing like that?

 >>/839994/
> parma
parmie

 >>/839994/
Join the rugby team and get on the Bundy.

 >>/839994/
When do you think you'll be hitting the Cas?

 >>/839981/
Very nice.

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 >>/840000/
Thanks Wizzy.

> What are you going to do, stab me?
> quote from man stabbed.

 >>/840005/
the skinny little poof retreated from all of the men who came at him
preferred to try and stab women and children

Lots of (you)s for troppo mode Monk.

The mother of that stabbed baby died.
Baby is still being worked on apparnetly.

weber sized shit

https://files.catbox.moe/oqx7uv.mp4

 >>/839980/
Cannellini

cannoli beans

 >>/840010/
That's a man.

 >>/840011/
> dago beans

 >>/840013/
you're a man

 >>/840010/
i would rape that

I did a smelly in pants

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 >>/840017/

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 >>/840017/

bloody bastard bitch

 >>/840020/
his eyes are too far apart, surely some sort of mong?

 >>/840022/
Or Balkan

 >>/840023/
What's the difference?

 >>/840024/
That's a specific type.

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 >>/840022/
It's done for effect, you mong. Do you think this is a legitimate record too?

 >>/840026/
you're a rather nasty one

 >>/840027/
His Red Rooster was cold.

 >>/840008/
This is why I don't watch the news anymore.

red rooter!

i liek chikin chips and gravy

I need a female housemaid

 >>/840033/
they're called bangmaids

 >>/840028/
Wan-Wan?

He fondled the chambermaid.

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 >>/840037/
Gook evening Wan-Wan.

going to watch tele

 >>/840037/
Horrible creature. Not even human.

 >>/840039/
Enjoy.

 >>/840040/
ohhh herrro! -.-

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we could run a train on this one when we all go to thailand together nuro and iga will have each other to pork

Cruisey: Weber puts a rollmop in each pocket when he heads to the pokies.

 >>/840044/
Bitch can't even keep her knees clean

 >>/840044/
That one is better.

 >>/840046/
i to want believe

 >>/840047/
you're better, it's been decided we're using your hole instead

 >>/840045/
I only have one left. I'll need to get some more to follow that system.

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Cruisey playing the pokies.

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Webby playing the pokies.

 >>/840044/
There's definitely a penis between those legs.

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 >>/840051/
There needs to be a banner comparing the two

 >>/840053/
there will be several during the /ausneets/ thai trip ;)

crrrrrrruuuuuuuuiseeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy

 >>/840053/
I agree.

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Night.

 >>/840056/
Lend me $100 and enough for a jar of rollmops and I'll double your investment. Guaranteed.

GregO eating a hamburger

He's had a perm.

grego would eat a boongs arse!

 >>/840058/
Good night Pidge. xx

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 >>/840059/
If you're so good at making money why do you need to borrow it?

 >>/840062/
All over score of 8.9/10

anyone else following the auspol thread on the bondi stabbing?

 >>/840064/
Miss out then.

 >>/840066/
Bulgarian Druze.

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 >>/840066/

someone else needs to post

Got hiccups.

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 >>/840071/

got indigestion from the canned goyslop...never again

 >>/840073/
> never again
until next time

 >>/840060/
chicken sandwich*

 >>/840073/
What did you have?

 >>/840076/
canned lamb korma

is bondi really full of jews?

 >>/839989/
he sleepy

 >>/840061/
Chicken perma?

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 >>/840066/
maybe

Close finish to the footy. Carn Pear.

 >>/840078/
Bondi itself is more south american, European and pom backpackers most of the adjacent suburbs are pretty jewed

CARN PEAR!!!

might need some chamomile

teh smell of fresh garlic and rosemary on my fingers

 >>/840085/
To settle your stomach and soothe your nerves.

 >>/840086/
Lamb roast?

 >>/840088/
Weber's bum.

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 >>/840089/
Gripped it like a bowling ball.

If monk is looking for a computer job he might need to know this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/2ax2jMzsIzM?si=ZEFA29FUcovEmx6R

 >>/840073/
All those preservartives

 >>/840081/
> naughty muslim

brown criminal would've been funnier

 >>/840087/

The toilets Vincent shat in must've been soundproofed.

Might invest in space exploration through a company in the uae

 >>/840097/
Sounds like a scam.

Got everything prepped for Sunday's roast. Meat marinated. Spuds washed, peeled and resting in a water bath.

There's a good film on channel 7 right now

 >>/840101/
Nice car mate

 >>/840102/
It's no Honda Acura NSX but it gets me from A to B.

 >>/839997/
Not bad. I’d buy it. 

 >>/840001/
Possibly tomorrow. Just a cheeky pineapple

Would any of you consider yourself ‘normal’ would you say that you have a neurodivergent radar? Not for like Down syndrome but for people who look normal on the outside.

morning bros

 >>/840106/
Good morning NEET.

> Iran launches drones at Israel in retaliatory attack
> https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-68810053
Today looks like the day that israel finally gets shoah'd neets. Who wants popcorn?

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mording

 >>/840108/
SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

 >>/840109/
Good morning NEET and handsome fella.

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 >>/840105/
> but for people who look normal on the outside.

 >>/840108/
A UAV just flew over my house!

 >>/840111/
good mording to you too!

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58388587/email-verification-required
lol

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 >>/840115/
Nobody could have predicted this

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Buy bitcorns.

It's falling out of me.

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 >>/840054/
I have done the hard part for you.

 >>/840119/
Will there be more monging today?
Will Cruisey try the $100 system all at once with $5 bets?
Will Monk finally hit the Cas?

might go for walkies today neets, visit a bakery for morning tea, listen to some podcasts

 >>/840113/
schlomo this board is for whites only, no israeli posters allowed

 >>/840121/
That sounds good. I wish I had a proper bakery in waddling distance. The viet dog bakery at the local shops doesn't count.

 >>/840119/
A good start but we need them labeled with their names

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 >>/840120/

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/iran-launches-drone-attack-on-israel-america-vows-to-support-its-allys-defense-against-tehran/news-story/e77b1ab135dadc66428a19937c922310
> suicide drones
The state of journalism in this country

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13300045/JANA-HOCKING-five-reasons-youre-not-getting-laid-dates-Im-guilty-two.html

 >>/840126/
I LAUNCHED THOSE DRONES AT ISREAL AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN I HATE ISREAL BECAUSE THEY TREAT ME LIKE CRAP ISLAM POWER DEATH TO ISREAL

 >>/840115/
lol

 >>/840123/
That's a good bakery.

 >>/840130/
I hear they do a good pepper puppy pie

 >>/840130/
The pies are basically 95% gravy

 >>/840125/
Vile things.

 >>/840133/
Lucky pocket charms.

 >>/840127/
Some good comments in there today.

 >>/840131/
Heh
 >>/840132/
They all have a big chunk in the middle. I reckon they're better than vilis.

Wonder if Weber is waiting at the side (his back) near the gaming room doors.

neets with a broke boy mindset

 >>/840136/
> I reckon they're better than vilis.
Well yeah Vili's pastry tastes like burnt arse, and Balfour's pies are inedible, so there's not much competition there.

 >>/840138/
Cruisey needs to manifest his wins

 >>/840138/
a broke straight boys mindset

 >>/840140/
cruisey needs to sell his hole

terrible pepe