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Trust the plan.
> Person apparently sets self on fire outside Trump trial in New York
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/19/trump-trial-person-fire
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I dont get to see her much, and im her favourite since I was the only sibling to not bully her growing up. Guess shes also worried about me suiciding
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/neighbours-fans-horrified-by-shows-disgusting-new-storyline/news-story/81a05e1d339226d4e8cb36a05c74389b
Might start watching Neighbours
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avocado neet here, bought another avo, check with me in a few days to see if I actually ate it or threw it in the bin with all the rest
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You can play on mine but you'll need to be able to control your breathing. 
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No. That's weird. It did need something sweet though, like capsicum or BBQ paste. 
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Yeah, I had to power through. It was only a 150g pack. 
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You are one of those characters too. The antagonist.
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A pootastrophe to an average man would be devastating, but to a hardened NEET devoid of shame, it's a whimsical story illustrating our relatively similar existences. A uniting of souls through traditional stories of anal squirting. From the chux, to the grease, to the side of the road. It's something we all know on some level. 
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These ones were from some movie too, I thought it was a Star Wars but it's something else. 
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It's worth $7500, even without a canopy. 
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You watch Archie Linux and Nick Potato. 
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Ahead of the curve. 
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We're all delusional weirdos. I think I'm a James Bond gambler like Weber. 
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Wish my dad pissed all over my bedroom to show how proud he was of me. 
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It's not a Star Wars. I looked for a logo. 
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It needed more rosemary. 
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They're the real hot chilis. Good luck with your bum. 
Egg is very well made. 
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He can handle the spice. 
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I call them all 2min noodles. Or indomee. 
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The other NEET told you to. $1 a pack or whatever. 
Go get a salvos voucher. 
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> meant to be raw
I don't think so. I've always seen it like a cabbage. I don't think I could eat it like that. Even in hot pot, you still blanch them. 
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Nice looking surfcraft mobile. And nice day. 
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But he's tanned with a handlebar mustache and wears thongs and smashes tinnies like a real Queenslander. Has a choof pipe made out of a boars tusk. 
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You never did your part. 
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I used to just leave it and try to remember if it was daylight savings.
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Not as such. It has been covered in a tarp and undercover, so it shouldn't have warped too much. When it's done it'll be sanded and stained and given a polyurethane coating.
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A cheque arrived from Motherbat for my birthday yesterday. My birthday is next month, but the bank sent her a letter saying they won't honour any cheques presented after the 17th of May or something.
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If you left it out in the rain for days on end it would eventually suffer I guess. Under a verandah or carport it should be quite okay for a few years at least.
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I remembered I poured epoxy pads onto the bottom of the legs, so it shouldn't have absorbed any moisture into the legs from the concrete.
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hmm lunch time
might have a whigsy and pebsi before looking at the hole
I did get up and fit my hoselink adapters to the hose and tap and pressure washer though, so it has been a productive mording
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/man-and-woman-in-coma-after-unit-explosion-at-brisbane-unit/news-story/cff0fd7fb828edb2a702e923a8286e2d
drug lab or terrorisms?
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 >>/842948/
One of my longest desires is to feed povo NEETs with all the food I waste. I could make you a fried rice with bacon, egg, chorizo and some leftover roast chicken. Or mayhap a cheesy tuna pasta bake.
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Spent three hours making pseudo intellectual posts about retarded shit. Starting to think about tuggerers.
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Terrible coffee, not hot. And teh tater scallop was barely warm. Fat cunt serving is either autistic or just a cunt.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/man-arrested-after-allegedly-shooting-up-remote-pub-threatening-staff/news-story/d5f4ab81518e08f9b31431833208dd0e
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Order something from Big W on Wednesday and it only has to come from a bad home area on the other side of town and it's not going to be here until Monday because the bad home girls who work at Big W took 3 days to pack it up.
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its really niggy weather almost insulting really after the bullshit summer we just had, april is meant to be the nicest time of the year and its going to be wet all week

worst is i have already used up all my comfort food options this week, i will have to get creative tonight, probably some italian pasta 

hopes of a ride are crushed. i have accepted it, bottle popped, plonking on....
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Yeah, probably won't go. Too much of a chance that it'll be some old dog. Reviews and ads are all lies. More chance on a poke to get a hundred or so worth.
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I am going to leave shortly to (hopefully) get my finasteride script. The Norwood reaper will be defeated!
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I hate my da, I honestly do. But I respect him more than any other cunt n my family. He had the honesty to be a bad person, no pretenses or fake smiles. I can respect that
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 >>/843022/
I read through a collected works in the respite ward. Dagon was literally me for a while, ended up breaking their mirror because I was obsessed with it. Mental illness is a game/myth, You can lead the doctors on if you want lobster pills
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Am I the only one who just could not be fucked with small talk like "Hi mate how are you" and "weathers nice today"?
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Usually yes, but not today. Been working on bikes / dealing with cunstomers for 14days straight. Adjusted google business hours to "pools closed" and pulled phone from socket. Even put a closed sign on my A frame on the straight. I need to do these three things or else normies will still just rock up. 

Having (2) bike free days this weekend. Need those (2) days for mental health. Too bad the weather is shite.
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I'm back. I got the script for the finasteride. He only let me get 28 days worth with one repeat. He wants me to come back in a month for a review. I'd be pissed off if I had to pay but fortunately I am covered by medicare.
He asked "Are you sexually active?" and I replied no which caused him to look really surprised. I was a little offended by his reaction.
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did a big poo this mording but just started doing some farts that feel like if I I push too hard wet stuff is going to come out
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> https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/x-vows-robustly-challenge-australia-order-remove-stabbing-posts-2024-04-20/
> X's Global Government Affairs posted on Saturday that the Australian eSafety Commissioner had ordered it "to remove certain posts in Australia that publicly commented on the recent attack against a Christian Bishop".
I love how we don't have a censorship commissioner, we instead have an 'eSafety Commissioner'. Very orwellian.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13330551/Brittany-Higgins-breaks-silence-blistering-statement-judge-Bruce-Lehrmann-raped-Parliament-House.html
why cant these fucking retards all just shut up and go away
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> Threatened with fines it failed to comply with the order, X's global government affair's team claimed posts it had been ordered to remove did not violate its rules on violent speech.
lol how can a shitty little government department here fine a US company?
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> You literally take alex jones nootropics

Um yeah because it actually works ? God you must have some mental disability and are scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to insults. Thats like saying "pfffft that guy reads the newspaper to be informed  and bought some coffee thinking it will help him concentrate"

i bet you are the same NEET that said i had a "faggy plate" the other day. Seek help. You have Nuro Derangement syndrome.
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She (the Commissioner) would be vindictive enough that they'd actually put resources into trying to bring Joslin down if they thought the posts originated in Australia.
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001) will be on in one hour neets - an unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I think they have an entity here but I've not been able to find much by googling it. Something to do with local advertising that I remember from last time the foid commissioner got uppity about nordy shit online
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 >>/843153/
Cannae any labels, I just want meaning. Meaning to me maybe that matters, meaning as an objective I just dont know. This world wants me to see things that I just cant for the life of me see
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Sees when i was bored out my nut thats when i started to fix things, live a life just so that i had something to do you know what i mean. Now even boredoms a luxury, stared at the walls again today. No discomfort at all, id go back to the river and kill myself again if i had any conviction. would you drink wit me
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Nuro used to buy Schapelle Corby's Dad's homegrown from Mercedes in bulk and sell foils on the airbase up the top end to seppo pilots who said it was bomb-ass, once.
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see you cant exactly describe why its a poofter plate though

You are literally ad hominem: the person. Baseless insults is all you got because you are sub 100 smoothbrain bad home IQ.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSXrYHrNw
If I die on this track tomorrow, Cruisey can have The System. Possum can have the contents of my vegetable crisper plus any canned items he might like from the pantry. Davo can take anything he likes from my collection of colognes. Send my whisky collection across the border to 10K. For the love of God, do NOT let Nuro near my tools or bleep bloop equipment. Formal arrangements have been made for anything you mongs can't be trusted with.
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Just went outside for a ciggy. Chilly south easterky blowing. So it went from muggy and wet to cold and wet. Seriously fuck mother nature this year,
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The most darkest humour in family guy (not for snowflakes) pt2
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Found a $1 coin, bought some 95c coles brand crackers. Eating them with peanut butter. 
Aristocratic dinner.
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Still pissed at that servo coffee. Thought it would be better than the self-serve machines at the other places but this was no better and at double the price.
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Watched first episode of Sugar. Noir style series with Colin Farrel. He drives a C2 Corvette. Discovered it because I looked up Amy Ryan from series 2 of The Wire and saw she was in it. She has not aged well.
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Not hungry but watching food videos is making my mouth water. Always happens when I'm on the poverty rations
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Piece of onion fell into my bowl and splashed me in the eye with chilli. 
Fair pay, not going to eat that onion,
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I can't work out how to check if my norwood meds are at my local pharmacy or not. I think I'll have to go in there in person.
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> Chamomile is widely regarded as a mild tranquillizer and sleep-inducer. Sedative effects may be due to the flavonoid, apigenin that binds to benzodiazepine receptors in the brain (68). Studies in preclinical models have shown anticonvulsant and CNS depressant effects respectively. Clinical trials are notable for their absence, although ten cardiac patients are reported to have immediately fallen into a deep sleep lasting for 90 minutes after drinking chamomile tea (47). Chamomile extracts exhibit benzodiazepine-like hypnotic activity (69).

Holy moly. All this time I thought it was a meme. Which brand are you drinking posso
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https://www.asd.gov.au/about/what-we-do/redspice

> 40% of staff located outside Canberra

How are they so unafraid of bad actors using deep fakes to impersonate their workers?
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Cadillac Club is about to get mogged in the carpark. Could be a bunch of exaggerated stepping and clicking of fingers.
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Are there better online shopping platforms than ebay/Amazon?

Ebay no longer works and isn't cheap, Amazon has devolved into a kind of online dick Smith
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Aliexpress is kind of okay if you find the right deal. Nkt always the quickest but their Aliexpress standard post arrives in an okay time. All non-urgent generic items come direct or near direct for me.
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I just want a platform that works as a platform. 
Ebay tried to swallow shipping, Amazon swallowed the merchants and now neither can operate as genuine platforms
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> tfw no energy
> need to have some fruit and vegies to boost my energy
> don't have enough energy to make a smoothie
This is how it ends, a downward spiral of junk food
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You joke but the chink pharmacist lent over the counter and whispered "Did the doctor tell you about the side effect?". The use of the singular made me laugh. The worst that could happen is it keeps me from wanking. It is not like I have a sex life to lose.
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It's an organ below the bladder, you can get cancer or infection in it. So they do an ultrasound to measure if it's expanded, like they would on a baby but instead of telling your your pregnant they tell you you've got ass cancer
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Been hammered every day for the past month, no shakes this morning but I had some panic attacks. Its time for a break, last break was 5 months or so
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I want that future now. She-bot's tits will never sag, nor her vag loosen. And no once a month period drama to deal with either. Just switch them off when you need to get shit done. Based.
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The fact that he didn't ask me about the side effects but just the side effect. As though it was obvious which side effect I'd be worried about.
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There has been an illegal thread in the catalogue all day cunts

would have told you earlier but was dealing with some windows boot sector corruption all day. Fuck it. The shop is now entirely linux.
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Good question. Reddit says
> I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure the court itself doesn't pay such artists - they are paid by news agencies that want "pictures" but since photography and even video are prohibited in most courts (other than the courtroom's own recording systems, which the footage from is never available in real-time and often not to anyone other than parties to the case, after filing requests and paying copying fees) all they are left with is hiring people to make hand drawings.
https://old.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/rrougd/are_courtroom_sketch_artists_necessary_or_is_this/
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linux is still shit

> no HDR support
> text scaling looks likes shit on a 4k monitor
> colours are all off
> cant record DSD on my soundcard
> cant run (3) proprietary diagnostic programs on wine because 

i could go on and on and on....
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$70 shop. All I got was a kg of mince and $8 worth of beef steaks. The rest was all just sauce and bread and other stuff. 
Still have to go back later for more stuff.
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They knock those houses down and rebuild them every year or two. They're also not allowed to disconnect gas and electricity when they boongs go walkabout. Cunts leave lights on and water running.
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That is not my car, it belongs to another couple in the club who take turns racing it up the hill. I CBF photographing and filming anything else.
> Why are the wheels going backwards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon-wheel_effect
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Watching Simon Whistler discuss the denazification of Germany after WWII. 
I watched the Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson interview. It was about aliens and the CIA and stuff.
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Nothing worse when you ALWAYS get ones with broken wheels that make so much noise that draws attention from every cunt in the store. Baskets are an anxiety-riddled NEET's best friend!
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saw possums on the overhead lines last night, sitting together, both looking down at me, not sure if they were a mated pair or not
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Looks like I'm still rostered on for next weeks after chucking tho 2 sickies after my first day 
NEET bludgers stay winning
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13332339/Inside-celeb-chasing-lifestyle-Bollywood-obsessed-businessman-accused-defrauding-NDIS-lists-2-3million-mansion-sale.html
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Nuro has been running Mint on his 2012 Macbook Air since 2016. Its been flawless. My laptop is fine. Just on a 4k media desktop that deals with HDR and DSD audio regularly x.org and asla are getting a  bit janky.

Turns out my Samsung EVO NVME might have shit the bed after 3years its returning hardware flags. This summer probably fucked it. calling it. 

Main desktop is running off a live stick at the moment. Ordered a 2TB nvme from umart...
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Since dealing  with this unexpected SSD failure looking at my backup situation and i am up to date. 

I was able to mount the drive just not boot from it... wierd. Anyways i did a big back up over christmas

searched my NAS for *jpg and found this pepe. Saved for the next thread ?
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Ok neets, we'll be streaming Cape Fear (1991) in 1 hour. This one features rape, anal rape, group rape, underage rape, violence,  murder, nietzsche references...so ask your mummybots if they want to come and watch too. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I had some two minute noodles. I regretted it once I saw the ingredients. Lots of bad stuff in there. Woe.
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NEETs i have a pork knuckle in the fridge. It was slow cooked and went straight in the fridge. Its now 10 days old. Do you think its safe to eat ?
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i was planning to eat it a long time ago but i was sick

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smells fine no whiff at all

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had some oxy and valium and feel nothing what a shitty weekend 

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considering just some canned chill beans not hungry too drunk to drive anywhere

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ill bring the poppy seed tea

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> rothmans
based if i cant get my davidoff i smoke them 

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i have not ridden or moved for days, i dont need any more calories outside booze 

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wut ?

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i have no idea what you are on about
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Roast pork =/= chicken you smoothe brain sub 100 IQ bad home retard. 

Different meats have wildly different storage profiles, especially frozen.
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Is there a way to get a mortgage with an interest-free period longer than 5 years or is that just standard?
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My canned chilli beans left over from covid did just fine. 

Still a little hungry but i will fix that with valium and a cigarette. Seriously fuck this weekend. Shits starting to feel like i am in prison.
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You have had and always will have nothing.... I hope you have an especially shitty week. I hope your hot water system breaks, your phone gets cracked and you get done by the cops for no seatbelt.
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3rd glass of mcguigan, 5th rothman. Just had a peppery, garlic steak and dinner with a hint of chilli paste thrown in. 
Yeah I'm thinking we're back. New week new me.
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 >>/843826/
I havent spoken to to tiffo for months and when we did we used matrix. That totally open discord server you joined was used a psyop and boy you got shook. You were literally screaming murder Fucking ROFL.
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Nuros too based for the dissident right group chat life. His brain is still trying to live the cool 2016 trump /pol/ hype train. You'll get there one day mate. Maybe you'll discover MAGA communism and unlock some cool exclusive discord emojis
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> MAGA communism 
it really is official now. You dont know what the fuck is happening do you ?

You are just joining words together and parroting them out loud like that guy who set himself on fire in  new york. All things considered that could be a good career move for you.
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shitty bait, that drive is actuall a WD 500gb (why cant you get anything right ?) from 2005 and i was looking for an old drum and bass mix someone was asking about on a forum. I found it and i made their day. 

You should try and help people on the internet and stop being such a negative cunt, you are just bringing everyone else down with your bad home shit.

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