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Mrog
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You can play on mine but you'll need to be able to control your breathing. 
 >>/842745/
No. That's weird. It did need something sweet though, like capsicum or BBQ paste. 
 >>/842747/
Yeah, I had to power through. It was only a 150g pack. 
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You are one of those characters too. The antagonist.
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A pootastrophe to an average man would be devastating, but to a hardened NEET devoid of shame, it's a whimsical story illustrating our relatively similar existences. A uniting of souls through traditional stories of anal squirting. From the chux, to the grease, to the side of the road. It's something we all know on some level. 
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These ones were from some movie too, I thought it was a Star Wars but it's something else. 
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It's worth $7500, even without a canopy. 
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You watch Archie Linux and Nick Potato. 
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Ahead of the curve. 
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We're all delusional weirdos. I think I'm a James Bond gambler like Weber. 
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Wish my dad pissed all over my bedroom to show how proud he was of me. 
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It's not a Star Wars. I looked for a logo. 
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It needed more rosemary. 
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They're the real hot chilis. Good luck with your bum. 
Egg is very well made. 
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He can handle the spice. 
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I call them all 2min noodles. Or indomee. 
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The other NEET told you to. $1 a pack or whatever. 
Go get a salvos voucher. 
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> meant to be raw
I don't think so. I've always seen it like a cabbage. I don't think I could eat it like that. Even in hot pot, you still blanch them. 
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Nice looking surfcraft mobile. And nice day. 
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But he's tanned with a handlebar mustache and wears thongs and smashes tinnies like a real Queenslander. Has a choof pipe made out of a boars tusk. 
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You never did your part. 
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I used to just leave it and try to remember if it was daylight savings.






























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A cheque arrived from Motherbat for my birthday yesterday. My birthday is next month, but the bank sent her a letter saying they won't honour any cheques presented after the 17th of May or something.







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hmm lunch time
might have a whigsy and pebsi before looking at the hole
I did get up and fit my hoselink adapters to the hose and tap and pressure washer though, so it has been a productive mording


















































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Order something from Big W on Wednesday and it only has to come from a bad home area on the other side of town and it's not going to be here until Monday because the bad home girls who work at Big W took 3 days to pack it up.












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its really niggy weather almost insulting really after the bullshit summer we just had, april is meant to be the nicest time of the year and its going to be wet all week

worst is i have already used up all my comfort food options this week, i will have to get creative tonight, probably some italian pasta 

hopes of a ride are crushed. i have accepted it, bottle popped, plonking on....



























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 >>/843022/
I read through a collected works in the respite ward. Dagon was literally me for a while, ended up breaking their mirror because I was obsessed with it. Mental illness is a game/myth, You can lead the doctors on if you want lobster pills











































































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Usually yes, but not today. Been working on bikes / dealing with cunstomers for 14days straight. Adjusted google business hours to "pools closed" and pulled phone from socket. Even put a closed sign on my A frame on the straight. I need to do these three things or else normies will still just rock up. 

Having (2) bike free days this weekend. Need those (2) days for mental health. Too bad the weather is shite.



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I'm back. I got the script for the finasteride. He only let me get 28 days worth with one repeat. He wants me to come back in a month for a review. I'd be pissed off if I had to pay but fortunately I am covered by medicare.
He asked "Are you sexually active?" and I replied no which caused him to look really surprised. I was a little offended by his reaction.



















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> https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/x-vows-robustly-challenge-australia-order-remove-stabbing-posts-2024-04-20/
> X's Global Government Affairs posted on Saturday that the Australian eSafety Commissioner had ordered it "to remove certain posts in Australia that publicly commented on the recent attack against a Christian Bishop".
I love how we don't have a censorship commissioner, we instead have an 'eSafety Commissioner'. Very orwellian.



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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13330551/Brittany-Higgins-breaks-silence-blistering-statement-judge-Bruce-Lehrmann-raped-Parliament-House.html
why cant these fucking retards all just shut up and go away

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> Threatened with fines it failed to comply with the order, X's global government affair's team claimed posts it had been ordered to remove did not violate its rules on violent speech.
lol how can a shitty little government department here fine a US company?


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> You literally take alex jones nootropics

Um yeah because it actually works ? God you must have some mental disability and are scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to insults. Thats like saying "pfffft that guy reads the newspaper to be informed  and bought some coffee thinking it will help him concentrate"

i bet you are the same NEET that said i had a "faggy plate" the other day. Seek help. You have Nuro Derangement syndrome.



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Freddy Got Fingered (2001) will be on in one hour neets - an unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.
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 >>/843153/
Sees when i was bored out my nut thats when i started to fix things, live a life just so that i had something to do you know what i mean. Now even boredoms a luxury, stared at the walls again today. No discomfort at all, id go back to the river and kill myself again if i had any conviction. would you drink wit me









































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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSXrYHrNw
If I die on this track tomorrow, Cruisey can have The System. Possum can have the contents of my vegetable crisper plus any canned items he might like from the pantry. Davo can take anything he likes from my collection of colognes. Send my whisky collection across the border to 10K. For the love of God, do NOT let Nuro near my tools or bleep bloop equipment. Formal arrangements have been made for anything you mongs can't be trusted with.






























































































































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Watched first episode of Sugar. Noir style series with Colin Farrel. He drives a C2 Corvette. Discovered it because I looked up Amy Ryan from series 2 of The Wire and saw she was in it. She has not aged well.






















































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> Chamomile is widely regarded as a mild tranquillizer and sleep-inducer. Sedative effects may be due to the flavonoid, apigenin that binds to benzodiazepine receptors in the brain (68). Studies in preclinical models have shown anticonvulsant and CNS depressant effects respectively. Clinical trials are notable for their absence, although ten cardiac patients are reported to have immediately fallen into a deep sleep lasting for 90 minutes after drinking chamomile tea (47). Chamomile extracts exhibit benzodiazepine-like hypnotic activity (69).

Holy moly. All this time I thought it was a meme. Which brand are you drinking posso
















































































































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 >>/843487/
It's an organ below the bladder, you can get cancer or infection in it. So they do an ultrasound to measure if it's expanded, like they would on a baby but instead of telling your your pregnant they tell you you've got ass cancer






































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There has been an illegal thread in the catalogue all day cunts

would have told you earlier but was dealing with some windows boot sector corruption all day. Fuck it. The shop is now entirely linux.







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Good question. Reddit says
> I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure the court itself doesn't pay such artists - they are paid by news agencies that want "pictures" but since photography and even video are prohibited in most courts (other than the courtroom's own recording systems, which the footage from is never available in real-time and often not to anyone other than parties to the case, after filing requests and paying copying fees) all they are left with is hiring people to make hand drawings.
https://old.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/rrougd/are_courtroom_sketch_artists_necessary_or_is_this/

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linux is still shit

> no HDR support
> text scaling looks likes shit on a 4k monitor
> colours are all off
> cant record DSD on my soundcard
> cant run (3) proprietary diagnostic programs on wine because 

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That is not my car, it belongs to another couple in the club who take turns racing it up the hill. I CBF photographing and filming anything else.
> Why are the wheels going backwards
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Nuro has been running Mint on his 2012 Macbook Air since 2016. Its been flawless. My laptop is fine. Just on a 4k media desktop that deals with HDR and DSD audio regularly x.org and asla are getting a  bit janky.

Turns out my Samsung EVO NVME might have shit the bed after 3years its returning hardware flags. This summer probably fucked it. calling it. 

Main desktop is running off a live stick at the moment. Ordered a 2TB nvme from umart...















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Since dealing  with this unexpected SSD failure looking at my backup situation and i am up to date. 

I was able to mount the drive just not boot from it... wierd. Anyways i did a big back up over christmas

searched my NAS for *jpg and found this pepe. Saved for the next thread ?








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Ok neets, we'll be streaming Cape Fear (1991) in 1 hour. This one features rape, anal rape, group rape, underage rape, violence,  murder, nietzsche references...so ask your mummybots if they want to come and watch too. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix























































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i was planning to eat it a long time ago but i was sick

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smells fine no whiff at all

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had some oxy and valium and feel nothing what a shitty weekend 

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considering just some canned chill beans not hungry too drunk to drive anywhere

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ill bring the poppy seed tea

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> rothmans
based if i cant get my davidoff i smoke them 

 >>/843745/
i have not ridden or moved for days, i dont need any more calories outside booze 

 >>/843746/
wut ?

 >>/843748/
i have no idea what you are on about

























































































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Nuros too based for the dissident right group chat life. His brain is still trying to live the cool 2016 trump /pol/ hype train. You'll get there one day mate. Maybe you'll discover MAGA communism and unlock some cool exclusive discord emojis




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 >>/843841/
> MAGA communism 
it really is official now. You dont know what the fuck is happening do you ?

You are just joining words together and parroting them out loud like that guy who set himself on fire in  new york. All things considered that could be a good career move for you.







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shitty bait, that drive is actuall a WD 500gb (why cant you get anything right ?) from 2005 and i was looking for an old drum and bass mix someone was asking about on a forum. I found it and i made their day. 

You should try and help people on the internet and stop being such a negative cunt, you are just bringing everyone else down with your bad home shit.








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