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> You should try and help people on the internet and stop being such a negative cunt
> tell lies about living in a pad, buying a business so you can brag online to a tiny forum of unemployed dropkicks while you sleep on an airbed in a toilet 
WHoa !!
Of course I never made the fried rice. Just more tax payer dollars feed in the bin. Should've got that bloody roast chicken earlier.
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Instead of being grateful, Ixion grew lustful for Hera,[13][14] Zeus's wife, a further violation of guest–host relations. Zeus found out about his intentions and made a cloud in the shape of Hera, which became known as Nephele (from nephos "cloud") and tricked Ixion into coupling with it. From the union of Ixion and the false-Hera cloud came Imbros[15] or Centauros,[16] who mated with the Magnesian mares on Mount Pelion, Pindar told,[17] engendering the race of Centaurs, who are called the Ixionidae from their descent.

Ixion was expelled from Olympus and blasted with a thunderbolt. Zeus ordered Hermes to bind Ixion to a winged fiery wheel that was always spinning. Therefore, Ixion was bound to a burning solar wheel for all eternity, 

Don't fuck clouds.
 >>/843883/
Centaurs are AI enabled humans. The AI do the menial muscle work, the repetitive tasks, freeing the humans of those, and check for human mistakes and give feedback.
This somehow can be related to cloud computing, although cloud is stupid and should stay clear of 'em, I concur.
postie should be bringing my dark green big w tracksuit today
5xl on the top half
3xl on the bottom half
 >>/843889/
you are neglecting leg binge day neet, creating an unbalanced physique. If your top half continues to expand more quickly than your bottom you will soon lose the ability to walk and fall over
https://dailystormer.in/bloated-slob-musk-removes-church-stabbing-video-globally-after-australia-threatens-fine/
theres gonna be a lot of stolen cars soon, due to the dubai floods. Keep your lambos locked up fellow neets
 >>/843913/
In ancient palestine a roman middle manager dresses down a radical i have a backlog of so called prophets youre of a multitude the offender said i witness truth perplexed and filled with pique the killer replied truth what is it

Its from a song, helped me out when i was in the ward
 >>/843920/
Kris Kristopherson has a song called Jesus was a Capricorn, says the same sort of thing. 
> some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the klan, most of us hate anything that we don't understand.
He's some weirdo atheist new age mong who studied under Alan Watts. 
Doing acid and convincing themselves that God is a wave that balances itself.
 >>/843920/
> for the past 2000 years western civilisation has been based on a the teachings of a guy who should've been in a mental institution
wew, jews really did a number on us there
 >>/843993/
Fucking guys are cutting down and woodchipping every tree next door for some reason, been going at it all day, very noisy. Also my choofhead neighbour is taking up the washing machine with his washing, and I can't get any of mine done. The choof has probably fried his brain to the point where he's forgotten it's in there.
 >>/844020/
I tried to drink it with water but felt like throwing up. So I just put a tablespoon inside a tortilla with a bunch of marmite. Got to use my junkie scales for the first time in ages
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Sunshine hits finally. Doctor who was away sick last week rang with a courtesy telehealth appointment. Got some extra scripts for the inconvenience. Got more pills than my brai. Can handle. Wooo hooo.
Why is it if a neet makes a post under this flag he is banned for "impersonation" but if nuro pretends to be another neet it is permitted?
had to collect my tracksuit from the post office because the postie was too stupid to find a safe space
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 >>/843978/
Now that's how to put weight in the punch.
I like this video better.

 >>/844033/
> sucker punch.
It was. Tactically sound decision however.
If the streets/pubs/football matches/etc. were chivalric tourneys I could dish more blame.

 >>/844034/
Sames. Napoleon was a manlet too.
 >>/844119/
I miss /neetlyfe/. It was way more comfy than here.
I remember nuro managed to have quite a few 20-30 minute tаntrums pushing the board to the top for pph. It also resulted in nuro shitting in a pan and getting evicted which is possibly the funniest thing here yet.
Imagine having a NEET recount your life story to the media and bollocks it all up because they have poor reading comprehension skills and a goldfish's memory.
 >>/844077/
All the meat is Australian and they have butchers and bakers behind glass walls. 
Unless you're looking for some grade a unique cut, or dry aged, it's probably the best you can get in Adelaide. Really good butchers and the mince is $10 a kg.
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Bitches at the mart don't even bother with the formalities anymore. They all know I'm 'that guy' and it's best to get me out asap!
 >>/844183/
I find the normie explanation more entertaining. Japanese submarine bombs an oil rig in northern california and puts the military on edge then some radar operator spazes out over nothing and reports the entire japanese airforce is descending on the city. Every AA gun starts firing randomly into the air and all the shells start falling onto people in the city. Japan didnt even know about the submarine attack and thinks america has just gone mental
Nuro could make flowers bloom and rabbits sprout from the ground with sudden turns of his gaze. He was a sorcerer pedophile of a higher pneumatic order. A God.
 >>/844148/
Is there any reason to presume Baruch had anything to do with bombing Nagasaki? It's certainly within reason but that doesn't mean that it actually happened
I was like "No you don't need a roast chicken there's already enough feed in teh fridge!" I left with a bunch of green onion, a discounted pack of smoked salmon and tub of hummus. Three that shit in teh car and went straight back for a chook.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthAsianMasculinity/comments/1ca5cek/indian_global_takeover_igt/
> There are so many of us in Australia right now, we only hire each other and theres a strong community here.
> There are some situations where you don't want other groups to know what your saying, for example in the workplace, in a conversation with other people or in a shop.
>  This ability is also great for talking shit about other people with your buddies to their face without them knowing haha 
> I think all desis should learn their state language along with Hindi, we need unity amongst us.
Fried rice was generally unsatisfactory. Rice not dry enough, povo frozen veg mix, sauce not very good. Food court tier Chinese. 

Upside is that it's 4 serves with meat at 2$ each.
 >>/844255/
But it's 8 serves of veg for 2$ and there's no bullshit in it. So you can make a huge chicken pie, a pile of fried rice. 
It's the smart concession to make, means you can buy propper meat and condiments.
Natural chip Co lamb and rosemary. 
$2 for 150g. 
Strange flavour. The rosemary is the strongest flavour but it's a bit sweet. I guess there's a lamb roast kind of flavour but not really. 
6/10, even for the cheap price.
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Potatoes, Sunflower and/or Canola Oil, Sugar, Salt, Vegetable Powders (Onion, Garlic), Mineral Salt (Potassium Chloride), Yeast Extract, Vegetable Extract (Corn), Herbs (Parsley, Rosemary), Natural Flavours, Food Acid (Citric), Spice (Black Pepper), Lamb Meat Powder, Natural Colour (Paprika Extract).
I’m falling again bros. Drive to the bottleo with horrific anxiety after the herding shift everyday.  Takes 4-6 standards to make it stop.
Been having breathless spells at night, along with random bouts of crushing chest pain. Feel like I’m due for number 2 soon .
I told my ex boss that I thought I was a boutique provider and he asked if I was a florist. 
I didn't get it when he said it.
How do I get a hold of a dead persons facebook account? I want to make schizo post about my soul being transferred into cyberspace.
https://digitalambler.com/2010/02/16/on-xaturing/
 >>/844341/
> Filipina LDR to send me 2k AUD
Isn't it meant to work the other way around, with white loser guys getting scammed into sending flip girls they met online money in the vain hopes of one day meeting up and getting some pussy?
If any neets here don't like the job Pariston is doing you are welcome to fuck off back to neetlyfe or discord or wherever you came from. I think he's doing a fine job considering all the unmanageable autistic mongs we have here.
My scalp has been itchy lately. Cause unknown.
I opened a new bottle of shampoo recently. It is the same brand but a slightly different variety. Maybe that is the problem.
I can't justify throwing out a nearly full bottle though.
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Ok, one last ice cream and chocolate binge this morning, then I'm getting on the diet wagon at lunch, and travelling all the way to skelliesville without stopping, I mean it this time for real FR
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Can't believe that fifo got some poor flip girl to send him her family's entire life savings. Absolute chad move. He should leave the mong herding game and become a pro online gigolo, scamming desperate third world women out of their savings and spending them on goon and sportsbet.
I am sorry if my moderation has not been up to your standards.
This is a very difficult board to moderate. The tools are poor and all the low quality NEETs have the ability to easily evade any bans.
I do remove bad posts when I see them but I tend to do this mostly if I see them soon after they have been made.
If a post has already been there long enough for everyone to see it anyway sometimes it is better to just leave it because any act of moderation seems to spur even worse behaviour.
Sometimes it is best to just ignore them rather than moderate them.
Maybe I did wrong but I am doing the best I can.
 >>/844405/
> low quality NEETs
Don't listen to them mate, any successful moderation in a place like this is going to draw bitching and whining from the low quality neets who get moderated. It's a sign of success.
Another appointment with my jsp, only 15 minutes, they really are lazy boongs, little better than neets.
Heard the boomer postie outside on the street talking to an old couple walking their dog. He was dropping red pills about immigrants being everywhere and on the public tit.
Race home from the shops to squirt. Got a gut full of tacos and double dare espresso still brewing. Need to expel it before wage
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Ok, even though I haven't actually achieved my kfc goal for today, I've been a good boi and deserve a treat. Garn kfc, I've only ever seen white staff working at this one, you neets want anything?
 >>/844434/
What are the most recent games you've played neet? I tried elden ring but got bored of it pretty quick. Before that, the only recent game for me was hitman 3. I still live very much in the 2000s and 2010s.
 >>/844435/
I mostly play pubg but it gets old when there's no one on and it's all bots. I tried playing grim dawn and bastion. Get 5 minutes in and exit.
I want to play laser tag again like when I was younger, but I'm too fat and too old and my reflexes have slowed down and woe.
 >>/844463/
> grand mac meal
You deserve to try one. And you only live once. And you probably won't live much longer, so get the grand daddy mac while you still can.
I think ausneets needs a new site with accounts linked to neet names that doesn't actually show the names to anyone except the BO. that way people could actually be banned. And the BO would be able to see who the culprit of the spam and cp and shit is.
 >>/844498/
Good, this will be a chance to get rid of all the unimportant riff-raff around here who just hang around because they want to be seen with popular named needs.
 >>/844463/
Get a regular Mac for only four fiddy with the Macca's app. Gar COLESWORTH for a 1.25(one point two five)Litre Coke and a kilo bag of froxen Belgium chips.
 >>/844520/
Poor people keep feeding their Cennobucks into the machines 18 hours a day and making piddling 1 cent bets, netting them nothing.
I come in once every day or two and make $5 bets and take all the money they put into the machines.
I wonder how much smoothbrain Cruisey has already put into the machines over the past two weeks trying to match Weber.
I reckon all the savings  are probably gone.
 >>/844535/
If they make you pay beforehand just do a shit instead of cum.
Just say you thought it was a "rub and shit", will ruin the facilities for a time while they clean it up.
i had half a chicken and six roast potato halves for dindins
ate them out the bag, no plate or cuttlery
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 >>/844566/
Cutlery has been shown to cause homosexuality. You should always eat meat rare, tearing it right off the still steaming haunch of the dead cattle, like your aryan ancestors. After all, they conquered the most world, you WILL succeed at life if you just eat meat the right way.
Watching a twitter video full of negresses with their tits out fighting each other. Completely inappropriate for young neet audiences, not going to share the link.
 >>/844405/
Oh Shit! Looks like the E-Safety commission cant justify spending money on surveillance of our little ol' retard forum no more... Your all such a disappointment Good Luck in your new posting to Pine Gap, Glow-B.O.
Don't forget: The media only want you to be able to see what they want you to see, hence them being on the side of censorship
 >>/844647/
To the town of Aqua Faggot rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to shoot the nip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
 >>/844645/
Yeah I know a good kick in the nads of the perps would solve some problems, but implementing that is outside of our capabilities at this point.
 >>/844634/
I went to a Japanese one and told them that how they cut wagyu prior to cooking it makes it shit and steak shouldn't be prepped like that unless it's stir-fry, in which case use some cheap rump or something. 
Also, grilling whole oyster mushrooms.. Why? 
Who the fuck eats a mushroom like that?
 >>/844652/
We gave a real katana to somebody as a going away gift and the idiot nip thought it was fake and cut himself on it and then he was all "you shouldn't even have that"
 >>/844663/
What state are you in?
They did allow it in ACT for a bit iirc. I think it was the regular therapy price at the time, which back then was $220ish ph.
 >>/844664/
He did something flashy where he ended up grabbing the bare blade. He'd probably had other dull ones brought in before and assumed it was more of the same.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/disturbing-details-emerge-during-inquest-into-death-of-teen-girls/news-story/ddf9020a1b81ef76cd92366c90704e52
> necrophilia
somebody has been fucking dead boongs
I finished watching Dune Part Two.
It wasn't very good. The characters got worse not better. Shallower.
Part One was better.
 >>/844624/
What is really needed is a cryptographic proof of work token system like what kohlchan has. That would deal with the nordy neets but realistically it'd be abused by Pariston.
 >>/844604/
Do you honestly not find it suspicious that three neets independently made posts supporting Beau, almost all at once, and then didn't post anything at all for an hour? All with the same typing style. We all know about the samefagging that goes on here in defence of a particular view so it isn't a novelty.
 >>/844682/
It might be okay if you like the fallout games. There's a few woke things in it like inter racial and white guys are bad, but the story is quite good and pays off to watch it through.
 >>/844688/
I think you've unmasked and outwitted pariston neet. Now for your final endgame move you should leave ausneets and never come back. He will be flummoxed beyond belief.
I may need to start having an extra late morning coffee, keep finding myself crashing two hours before bedtime.
 >>/844709/
I do wonder if he just died or something. If not, what is he waiting for?
If I was him and he is a Jap, I'd be worried about getting abducted by the North Koreans. They've grabbed people from Japan before and there'd be enough money in it for them.
 >>/844711/
That doesn't follow. I didn't say that Pariston made those three posts I said that I suspect those three posts were made by the same poster. That need not be Pariston.
 >>/844405/
The problem is more in what you consider to be a good or a bad post. You don't even let people complain about how biased you are - you just delete their posts and ban them if they continue. We need monk back.
Got a big Mac. Nobody said hello or have you been served or even a "just a minute". Instead they called out the app order number while placing the food on the counter. No thanks or seeya next time either.
 >>/844730/
They really dont give a toss anymore
The ordering machines dont even print out a docket half the time so they scream numbers that mean nothing and get shitty when you dont jump
That Jap pumpkin I bought turned out to be absolutely flavourless. Was like eating water.
I am never putting anything other than butternut into my trolley again.
also electing to eat in no longer means a tray it means a shitty bag just like the cunts in the cars outside and no serviettes
A dirt bike did a skid in my front yard and sprayed gravel all over my driveway and the neighbour's too.
I saw the neighbour out there sweeping his after but he didn't do mine.
 >>/844731/
honestly I prefer ordering with the machines, and it means I don't have any qts looking with disgust at my fat form as I ask them to get me a triple cheeseburger and large thickshake
All the dirt bikes I see on the roads are just ebikes made to look like trail bikes. All the arrogance but with zero noise.
 >>/844695/
I've fell asleep 4 times trying to watch it. I think I watched most of the last episode before crashing. I was told (spoiler) the one eye guy or the dad is wearing a skin face mask and is really a ghoul. but I can't remember that. 
Very forgetful, sleep inducing TV slop.
 >>/844798/
There is no story. I thought the joke was that it was like a character play through where you just click X a lot. She kept randomly going through different people.
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Complete. 4/10 wage. Was in the packing station today, like usual the table is just a little too low for me. Was getting angry at the stupid tape guns, luckily I was alone. 
Anyway theres this 18 year old guy there, fresh out of school, second week of his work life. He seems to feel pretty cool strutting around a warehouse, carrying pallets instead of just waiting for a fork etc. 
He was super excited when I told him he'll take away a grand a week, telling me all the things he was gonna save for. I hope he makes it out of the bucket. 
Doing overtime tomorrow.
 >>/844824/
I definitely won't be dodging those zoom interviews for salary jobs again. I forgot how it feels to watch the clock and count down the amount of half an hours left. Leaving my phone in the break room for that reason
Womblor can you link me any evidence or reporting on Sewells case having evidence denied in the publics interest? 
Here is yesterdays case for if you're interested: https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VSCA/2024/70.html
 >>/844846/
> The film was a box office bomb grossing just $3.3 mil, and received negative reviews for its humor and depiction of women.
Yep that’s a Womboflix
Bought a can of something called KAMI KAZE next to the mondsters at the servo. Said shit like "BREATHE OF GOD" on the can, etc.
Get it home. It doesn't have any caffeine in it, just all the other shit and electrolytes.
Tastes like creaming soda.
 >>/844856/
The person who asked the question seems to be laboring under the impression that things the courts exclude from evidence are somehow available to view.
1930s, man fills survey. Question is "How do you sleep with your wife?"
Man thinks:
If I will write Left - they will say I'm left-leaning
If I will write Right - they will say I'm right-leaning
If I will write On top - they will say I try to be above the worker masses
If I will write Under - they will say I'm mislead by the crowd

So he thought and finally wrote "I sleep separately and masturbate"

Got 10 years in prison for connection with Kulak.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-24/anzac-day-gallipoli-gurkhas-sikh-ww1-memorial/103758572
How long before we have Pajeet marching and shitting on the road for Anzac Day?

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