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My toilet and shower are all blocked up and I can't fix it. I'm going to need to get a plumber to fix it. I took a shit at a public dunny. I didn't get shit all over the seat like Cruisey but I did splatter it all inside the bowl.





















Monday I asked a business to confirm their external IP addresses for a pentest and they told me not to worry about it, they were the same as last time.
Spend this morning hitting one of them. Realise they no longer host said business' website.





















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Is that Olive? That twink has been on my mind. No shit, I’ve been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in the Salisbury RSL. That shit had to be the tightest, wettest most Mexican boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Olive screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That twink frotted my cock until he busted in my mouth, I had to return the favour. That twink Ryan and I have been fucking non-stop ever since, but you’ve got to keep that shit discrete. He does that sort of shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "top" Olive, I'll be straight with you, All you’ve got to do is ask, be straight up, and get physical really quick. Touch his nuts, get on your knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no poofter cunts either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Tall and broad shouldered, 6'5 is the minimum and I’m not talking about height mate. That twink stole my heart and drank my seed.










Hmm. They are different. 
The petals didn't really have a smell but tasted like rosemary but a bit lighter. 
The stem no taste but a sweeter smell. 
Something about it makes me think of  lavender.
Rubbed the oil on my fingers behind my ears.

















































































 >>/845048/
Humanity needs these experiences. What kind of fulfillment could a sane world possible fill. Nowadays even something as milquetoast as religion or faith as general concept is deemed insane and thus antiquated. Why shouldnt we have insanity? How did we ever become so close minded. The average person could do with hearing the ground thump or a cloud move too fast every now and then, it would provide perspective




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Doin ok for a Wednesday afternoon . Water just turned back on. Was looking foward to having a shower. No deesire to ride anywhere, got food in the fridge and already popped a bottle of champas. Debating what to do tomorrow. Its a public holiday and i have some extra scripts i havent filled and could go to brissy and go nuts but cops and normies will be everywhere and Friday is usually a half day for me anyway. Probably should look at the weather fist. Will prob wage tomorrow get ontop of the workload and booong it up on fri /sat / sun mon

 >>/845056/
I went to catholic school (nearly got raped) and I found them to the closest to replicating the sensation  Ive felt at times. Protestants are structure oriented not aesthetic and knowledge and emotion oriented like catholics. I dont know whats nearby, most likely protestant, but it would do me some good to feel faith again
































> My idol has her 'own' room in our house. My wife is okay with it
>  >Terence Belletty has been obsessed with Kylie Minogue for nearly 40 years and has spent around $250,000 on her. For the pleasure she gives him, he says it's worth it.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/my-idol-may-be-out-of-my-reach-but-i-love-having-her-in-my-life/l3lpvyvim












 >>/845102/
ChatGPT said these when asked for a list of Australian war moofies:
> Gallipoli (1981)
> The Lighthorsemen (1987)
> Breaker Morant (1980)
> Beneath Hill 60 (2010)
> The Odd Angry Shot (1979)
> Kokoda (2006)
> Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan (2019)
> 1915 (1982) (TV Series)
> The Rats of Tobruk (1944)
> Changi (2001) (TV Miniseries)





































 >>/845082/

Hello Stanners good your cenno came through. Glad you got fuel money and got some air. Glad i wasnt i want there. You should get a chip bab with beef hot chilli and garlic at Gozlememe and  either eat at on boardwalk wit goon or go home.





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Womboflix announcement: our Anzac Day movie tomorrow will be Breaker Morant (1980), a war drama set during the boer war about some aussies who killed so many enemies the british court martialed them or something. Apologies for the short notice but I forgot about Anzac Day.















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Habaneros are a 9 on the heat scale, jalapenos are only a 6. So the mix is less spicy gram for gram.
Then I used the mix to flavour a jar of herbs, red onion, vinegar, spices to make a pickle that could be sensibly consumed. 

It's hard to appreciate just how hot the hottest chillies are until you're cooking with them fresh, not as a 1% meme ingredient in some sauce you bought.








































On the footy they are advertising Dune Two. You have to "rent" it on Foxtel if you want to watch it.

Thank Allah for torrents. Got it early too. Fuck normies. Fuck wagies. NEET 4 life brothers.





































































































ELIZABETH

A service will be held at the Elizabeth RSL at 6am, 70 Midway Rd, Elizabeth East. The service will be followed by breakfast which can be purchased with a Gold coin donation.

NORTHFIELD

Come together at the Northfield RSL on Peter Brown Dr for a 6am dawn service followed by a gunfire breakfast for $10 per person.

NURIOOTPA

Arrive at the Vine Inn Hotel on Murray St for a 6.15am departure to the Nuriootpa RSL on Memorial Ave for a 6.30am dawn service. Followed by a gunfire breakfast.

SALISBURY

A dawn service will take place at the Salisbury Memorial on Orange Ave from 6am followed by a $15 gunfire breakfast or $12 bacon and eggs.

VICTOR HARBOR

A dawn service will be observed at the Victor Harbor Cross of Sacrifice on Flinders Parade at 5.45am, followed by a gunfire breakfast.



> A gunfire breakfast typically involves rum-laced coffee or tea, hot food such as bacon and eggs, and is a chance for veterans – and often other community members – to enjoy shared camaraderie. The custom stems from 'gunfire' – a mix of rum and black tea dating back to at least the 1890s.











I am again on the French Foreign Legion videos. 
There must be more to life than punching holes in steel sheets or looking at API error logs. 
In search of an Ernest Junger type of tiger to ride.


















































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Big blow to TwinkTok
> Biden signs TikTok ‘ban’ bill into law, starting the clock for ByteDance to divest it
>  >President Joe Biden signed a foreign aid package that includes a bill that would ban TikTok if China-based parent company ByteDance fails to divest the app within a year.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/24/24139036/biden-signs-tiktok-ban-bill-divest-foreign-aid-package

Context is
> TikTok disputes claims of anti-Israel bias amid calls to ban the app
https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/14/tiktok-disputes-claims-of-anti-israel-bias-amid-calls-to-ban-the-app-palestine/




https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/is-watching-child-pornography-an-offence-sc-reserves-order-delete-promptly-101713545062138.html
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/flights/historymaking-flying-car-with-passenger/news-story/dcc2648e3b39af9d80478057e23f821c
> The Slovakian government announced plans for flying taxis to be a reality by 2030














































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Remember neets, if it weren't for all those sacrifices in other countries' overseas wars, Australia would've surely been overrun by millions of nonwhites, who would have grabbed our land, we would be terrorised with foreign committed violence, and some bitch at an 'esafety' commission would be censoring any dissent.





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 >>/845428/
i am pretty sure the attorney general has been trying censor the internet for years

i even remember going to a protest back in 2008 when steven conroy (communications minister under krud) tried to censor the internet and they succeeded with all the DNS blocking of 4chan and pirate bay


















https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/my-rare-medical-condition-makes-me-permanently-aroused-and-its-ruined-my-life/news-story/1cc0c1d73c6f6f1ed2fdb24434784bf2
I bet I could dry her right up







the soup mix goes in a measuring jug, followed by 250ml of boiling water
this is stirred for 30 seconds anti-clockwise and then 30 seconds clockwise
the mixture is then poured through a strainer into a bowl
the noodles and shit in the strainer is banged into the bin




 >>/845459/
> this is stirred for 30 seconds anti-clockwise and then 30 seconds clockwise
Imagine doing this shit on anzac day. Do you think when 
Ben Roberts-Smith takes a lunch break in between crushing the skulls of pashton villagers with his bare hands he stirs his minestrone clockwise then anti-clockwise? No, he just pours the water in and sculls it straight from the canteen like a real man.






































https://wecanalwaystell.com/
This is an online game where you attempt to guess the sex of a possible tranny. I got 65%. Only slightly above chance lol. Some of them are pretty hard. You get 30s on each image but I did each one in under 5s. I reckon slowing down and paying more attention to the brow ridge and hairline would make it easier. Seeing other people around them would make it easier for the contrast too.


 >>/845506/
It also doesn't tell you which ones you got wrong. I reckon I was mostly missing the FTM trannies as MTF are easier to clock. Supposedly some of the photos were using filters which is sort of cheating.
 >>/845508/
Yeah, it is run by a literal tranny. I'd recommend not clicking unless you use a VPN but why you'd browse here raw in the first place is beyond me.




















































































































































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A big red onion, fried in avo oil until a bit of colour, then down to a simmer with the lid on once the water comes out. Just salt, no herbs or spices. Was defrosting the loin chops while doing this, put the juice from the bag in the onions to deglaze the pan before putting a cup of gravy in. Then slow-cooked for about half an hour. Chops just got salt, no rosemary. Avo oil again on first side then just after flipping, put some grass fed butter in the pan and swished it around til the colour changed, then in the preheated oven for 20 at 170. Put those juices in the gravy when I took it out and mixed it in off the heat with some butter. Put butter and cream in the mash and did it through a strainer. By that time the chops had rested and sliced one up off the bone and used the cuts to dip in the mash and gravy, other one I ate off the bone.



















































the guy in front of me at the bottle shop got asked for his id card. Felt bad as I remembered how long it had been since I'd looked young enough for that. Turned into a fat smelly middle aged homeless boong. Woe.





















Awful trolley incident at Coles. Jeets everywhere with their trolley in the self checkout area. 
A putrid smell too. I forcefully walked into one of the trolleys and the jeet seemed angry but said nothing.
























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The Anzac Day movie, Breaker Morant (1980) will be on in 1 hour. 15 minutes before it starts, in 45 minutes time, we'll be playing some youtube videos about the Australian Military. If you have any suggestions for that, let me know. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


























 >>/845786/
just ordered a breathalyser, 2nd or 3rd site in the results, dont know if ive been scammed. Was $90. Would be nice to game this shit, alcoholosm isnt the end of the world, moderate it like a medicine, become invincible. become confident




Want to see a special place of mine, abandoned factory of sorts. For some reason it always makes me feel younger when im there, think they found a body there a few years back. Old meatworks
































 >>/845759/
Yeah. I was gonna get on the wagon today but decided Friday was more suitable. Just feels right. 

 >>/845760/
I think my best is around 34 standoes. I've done more in a sleepless two day period but that doesn't really count. 

 >>/845764/
GWS to win
GWS 1-39 full time 
GWS 1-12 half time 
Jarrod Berry 20+ disposals 
$5 @ 9.25



























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 >>/845805/
 BASADO !  BASADO!   

 >>/845806/
Its tacky as fuck, gaudy perhaps but i earned it
>  somehow Everyone today decided to pay my jobs in cash (i did not ask for it, every tradie who earns more than me is basically saying fuck ATO not my words)

 >>/845808/
sushi is for breakfast tomorrow...sad part is i might have lobster pill induced midnight snack (its happened before) 

 >>/845811/
my jewdar is going off hard with this bird, hope Harvery shat in her mouth. 

 >>/845821/
 BASADO !  

 >>/845813/
2 Bottles and 5 lobsters incoming 

 >>/845821/
 BASADO!  

 >>/845825/
18.123

 >>/845770/
nthis was debunked it was a curved sheet of glass

 >>/845798/
i wont 

 >>/845831/
he is a failure and he smells bad

 >>/845835/
you can onlfy afford to drive their once a fortnight. I bet you shitbox car hasnt ahs an oil change for 30k god i hope it blows up and you have to ride a kmart bike around Nambour with the rest of homeless junkies

 >>/845843/
i was pissed off i just missed it, usually i plan ahead but i drank ealy today to avoid the shitty weather. I bet the Bom fucks with us and just makes shit forcasts to depress everybody





ok no wcunts stop posting ... need to have a shower, consider yourselves caught and up 

> in honour of anzac day me working on some WW2 torpedo bombers (Grumman Avengers)














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Just making it clear IGA is in a bad mood and up to no good again. For the mental health of Paristan and other honest board NEETs Nuro is signing off for tonight. Going to go for a moon rise around the lake. A toke might be had. GArn stare at the moon and laugh at clown world and Steaming Stanners for a little while 

Nitey Night NEETs




















































I finished Dune Messiah last night. I am starting Children of Dune tonight.
I heard they are making Dune Part 3 movie based off Dune Messiah.
I think they will have to change it a lot it didn't strike me as a good basis for a movie. They will add more action and simplify the philosophical and political.












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