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My toilet and shower are all blocked up and I can't fix it. I'm going to need to get a plumber to fix it. I took a shit at a public dunny. I didn't get shit all over the seat like Cruisey but I did splatter it all inside the bowl.
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Yes. It was a public one. The blockage is at home. It took three flushes to get this one down through. They were very wussy flushes. Not built for Chad exec shits.
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This is the official thread.

I have used my reserve BO powers to declare the green creatures in the OP pic to be Pepe.
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I don't know what gets recorded or who has access in a 'closed' hearing. I presume the State still has some kind of records.
Nobody has contradicted Sewell's account of proceedings.
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Monday I asked a business to confirm their external IP addresses for a pentest and they told me not to worry about it, they were the same as last time.
Spend this morning hitting one of them. Realise they no longer host said business' website.
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Is that Olive? That twink has been on my mind. No shit, I’ve been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in the Salisbury RSL. That shit had to be the tightest, wettest most Mexican boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Olive screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That twink frotted my cock until he busted in my mouth, I had to return the favour. That twink Ryan and I have been fucking non-stop ever since, but you’ve got to keep that shit discrete. He does that sort of shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "top" Olive, I'll be straight with you, All you’ve got to do is ask, be straight up, and get physical really quick. Touch his nuts, get on your knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no poofter cunts either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Tall and broad shouldered, 6'5 is the minimum and I’m not talking about height mate. That twink stole my heart and drank my seed.
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Hmm. They are different. 
The petals didn't really have a smell but tasted like rosemary but a bit lighter. 
The stem no taste but a sweeter smell. 
Something about it makes me think of  lavender.
Rubbed the oil on my fingers behind my ears.
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> Something about it makes me think of lavender.
They are in the same family. Plants look very similar.

> Rubbed the oil on my fingers behind my ears.
You will be attracting bees all day.
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Got a haircut from a hot Persian milf. 
I'm definitely going bald, it gets worse everytime. My hairline is eating into my crown from the side. It's so over
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blogNEET:
You let your LetsEncrypt certificate expire.
You would have received warning emails and I gave you instructions on how to update it.
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Well ive drunk the entire bottle, aranged for my sister to phonecall me in a little while so I can schizobabble at her
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Id say the primary ones are the windows, trains, the golden mirror and my current bird tulpa. Id say those are the primary delusions, outside of personality delusions. Go ahead nigger, ask me about them
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Oh yea, I havent told you about the waterways yet, the ones near me are special in ways most people dont think about. Ghost and kehua are dissolved into them. The god hand reached into it to show me
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I AM WITHIN RELIGIOUS FUCKING ECSTASY RIGHT NOW, I MY WALK 10KM INTO THE PUB TO FEEL EVEN CLOSER TO CHRIST
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My sister hasnt called yet, its a nostalgic kind of anxiety. Like being picked up 2 hours late from school
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Humanity needs these experiences. What kind of fulfillment could a sane world possible fill. Nowadays even something as milquetoast as religion or faith as general concept is deemed insane and thus antiquated. Why shouldnt we have insanity? How did we ever become so close minded. The average person could do with hearing the ground thump or a cloud move too fast every now and then, it would provide perspective
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You need to find one where they don't sing and dance. 
Hymns and refrains only. 
It's for ritual, not expression. 
Is there a Catholic one nearby?
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Doin ok for a Wednesday afternoon . Water just turned back on. Was looking foward to having a shower. No deesire to ride anywhere, got food in the fridge and already popped a bottle of champas. Debating what to do tomorrow. Its a public holiday and i have some extra scripts i havent filled and could go to brissy and go nuts but cops and normies will be everywhere and Friday is usually a half day for me anyway. Probably should look at the weather fist. Will prob wage tomorrow get ontop of the workload and booong it up on fri /sat / sun mon
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I went to catholic school (nearly got raped) and I found them to the closest to replicating the sensation  Ive felt at times. Protestants are structure oriented not aesthetic and knowledge and emotion oriented like catholics. I dont know whats nearby, most likely protestant, but it would do me some good to feel faith again
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https://science.slashdot.org/story/24/04/23/2248219/try-something-new-to-stop-the-days-whizzing-past-researchers-suggest
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Two pizzas. 
Kabana, mushroom, baked capsicum and red onion on the first. Shredded chicken, pineapple and red onion on the second. 
I need different pizza base sauces.
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> My idol has her 'own' room in our house. My wife is okay with it
>  >Terence Belletty has been obsessed with Kylie Minogue for nearly 40 years and has spent around $250,000 on her. For the pleasure she gives him, he says it's worth it.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/my-idol-may-be-out-of-my-reach-but-i-love-having-her-in-my-life/l3lpvyvim
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These people that want to let the whole world know they are mentally ill. It irritates me when they are not sufficiently ashamed of themselves.
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Is that brand good?
I've never bought gelato. I always viewed it as like ice cream but worse because it is just water instead of cream. Maybe I'm wrong.
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ChatGPT said these when asked for a list of Australian war moofies:
> Gallipoli (1981)
> The Lighthorsemen (1987)
> Breaker Morant (1980)
> Beneath Hill 60 (2010)
> The Odd Angry Shot (1979)
> Kokoda (2006)
> Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan (2019)
> 1915 (1982) (TV Series)
> The Rats of Tobruk (1944)
> Changi (2001) (TV Miniseries)
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Made bouritoes.
Beef and BEAN chilli, real cheese, and a pickle. 
The habanero was too hot so I bulked it out with jalapenos and red onion.
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Kokoda and Breaker Morant might be possibilities. I worry that Kokoda will be too similar to Danger Close, just another movie about aussies fighting gooks in the jungle.
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Well talked to my sister for far too long, anybody know how to play iso files? I need to play cliffords thinking adventure as per me and my sisters conversation
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 >>/845117/
Iso is a disk image, the only reason to use them is making/copying disks. 

Save yourself a headache and convert the iso to a sensible file format
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Have a lot of anxiety, think it may be because I haven't had any chamomile in a couple of days, but I don't want to have any now, I want to save it for insomnia.
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Hello Stanners good your cenno came through. Glad you got fuel money and got some air. Glad i wasnt i want there. You should get a chip bab with beef hot chilli and garlic at Gozlememe and  either eat at on boardwalk wit goon or go home.
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Womboflix announcement: our Anzac Day movie tomorrow will be Breaker Morant (1980), a war drama set during the boer war about some aussies who killed so many enemies the british court martialed them or something. Apologies for the short notice but I forgot about Anzac Day.
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Habaneros are a 9 on the heat scale, jalapenos are only a 6. So the mix is less spicy gram for gram.
Then I used the mix to flavour a jar of herbs, red onion, vinegar, spices to make a pickle that could be sensibly consumed. 

It's hard to appreciate just how hot the hottest chillies are until you're cooking with them fresh, not as a 1% meme ingredient in some sauce you bought.
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found a bottle of talisker I left here once before
got ginger beer in the fridge too
hash tag winning
hash tag nuro is a fag
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I do that when I use a curry simmer sauce thingo from the supermarket. Gives it a bit of bite as "hot" usually means "weak as piss" in marketing speak
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Having some ginger and lemon tea. Wish I was gooning like the cool neets, but I know it would just make me feel worse.
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On the footy they are advertising Dune Two. You have to "rent" it on Foxtel if you want to watch it.

Thank Allah for torrents. Got it early too. Fuck normies. Fuck wagies. NEET 4 life brothers.
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There is a new Big Lez series out called the Donny and Clarence show.
I always liked Clarence.

https://www.youtube.com/@THEBIGLEZSHOWOFFICIAL/videos
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They need to teach women how to deal with a NEET apron. Should be part of the sex ed curriculum in schools.
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I'd expect it to be bad bench or row technique before the military press. The latter is kind of hard to fuck up as far as the shoulders go, the back is another issue.
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That is odd then. Where is the pain in the shoulder and what so of movements aggravate it?
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Might launch a new career tomorrow doing online work for undeclared cryptocurrency so I can keep collecting cenno as well.
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I'm going to get my haircut on Saturday. I'll have it cut short to hide my norwooding. I'm feeling a bit better about all of this.
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Last year I went when it was literal dawn and nobody was there. 
How the fuck do you even know when the service is held?
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Yea I don't get it, the RSL doesn't even put a sign out. Are they trying to gate keep their own dawn service? It seems every rsl organises them separately and nobody can really work out when they're happening
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ELIZABETH

A service will be held at the Elizabeth RSL at 6am, 70 Midway Rd, Elizabeth East. The service will be followed by breakfast which can be purchased with a Gold coin donation.

NORTHFIELD

Come together at the Northfield RSL on Peter Brown Dr for a 6am dawn service followed by a gunfire breakfast for $10 per person.

NURIOOTPA

Arrive at the Vine Inn Hotel on Murray St for a 6.15am departure to the Nuriootpa RSL on Memorial Ave for a 6.30am dawn service. Followed by a gunfire breakfast.

SALISBURY

A dawn service will take place at the Salisbury Memorial on Orange Ave from 6am followed by a $15 gunfire breakfast or $12 bacon and eggs.

VICTOR HARBOR

A dawn service will be observed at the Victor Harbor Cross of Sacrifice on Flinders Parade at 5.45am, followed by a gunfire breakfast.
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Bargearse here. I want a pizza wogo. Extra large. Mushrooms, capsicum, lotsa motsa-rella. And some of those hot salami *breaks wind* uno that real stuff with the real sting in the tongue.
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> A gunfire breakfast typically involves rum-laced coffee or tea, hot food such as bacon and eggs, and is a chance for veterans – and often other community members – to enjoy shared camaraderie. The custom stems from 'gunfire' – a mix of rum and black tea dating back to at least the 1890s.
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The mythical Anzac seems to cuck actual veterans, usually found at the back of the crowd in tshirts muttering.
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/auto-brewery-syndrome-man-acquitted-of-drink-driving/e28a68ef-23fe-4a86-b40b-4ecc50961137
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I am again on the French Foreign Legion videos. 
There must be more to life than punching holes in steel sheets or looking at API error logs. 
In search of an Ernest Junger type of tiger to ride.
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Panning for gold looks like it might be an okay hobby. I'm not sure too many people make much of a go of it financially.
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I panned for gold as a kid and found some. It was in a little tube, lost in time like the rest of stuff in that storage box that disappeared
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A NEET had a slice of bread with peanut butter before bed once. Deepest sleep of his life, because he died of an unknown peanut allergy.
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The Honduran just showed me her pussy on video call for the first time in years. She was literally dripping wet all over the bedsheets and fawning over my cock.
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Do they have actual vets at the service who sit around swapping stories about how many floppies they slotted and how many gooks they've wasted?
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Big blow to TwinkTok
> Biden signs TikTok ‘ban’ bill into law, starting the clock for ByteDance to divest it
>  >President Joe Biden signed a foreign aid package that includes a bill that would ban TikTok if China-based parent company ByteDance fails to divest the app within a year.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/24/24139036/biden-signs-tiktok-ban-bill-divest-foreign-aid-package
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Context is
> TikTok disputes claims of anti-Israel bias amid calls to ban the app
https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/14/tiktok-disputes-claims-of-anti-israel-bias-amid-calls-to-ban-the-app-palestine/
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as the ancient neet proverb goes, you can measure a neet's moral character by the number of twinks and trannies he has in his video wank folder
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https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/is-watching-child-pornography-an-offence-sc-reserves-order-delete-promptly-101713545062138.html
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/flights/historymaking-flying-car-with-passenger/news-story/dcc2648e3b39af9d80478057e23f821c
> The Slovakian government announced plans for flying taxis to be a reality by 2030
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Slept in. There is an 11am service in Manoora but looks like it might rain and they hadn't advertised a breaky.
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 >>/845359/
They're all old now. Most need a family member to push them around. 
Sometimes Afghanistan or Iraq 'Vets' talk about shit but it's not the same.
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There was a thing making it so you could only post an image once per thread but stankers got around it by having 50 downies with a pixel changed in each one.
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Why doesnt stanley pack his toshiba into his shitbox and go back to the regions and dig rocks out of paddocks for crusty boomer hobby farmers?
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Remember neets, if it weren't for all those sacrifices in other countries' overseas wars, Australia would've surely been overrun by millions of nonwhites, who would have grabbed our land, we would be terrorised with foreign committed violence, and some bitch at an 'esafety' commission would be censoring any dissent.
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i am pretty sure the attorney general has been trying censor the internet for years

i even remember going to a protest back in 2008 when steven conroy (communications minister under krud) tried to censor the internet and they succeeded with all the DNS blocking of 4chan and pirate bay
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https://www.tiktok.com/@luckyfrogshop/video/7361156370617404715 [Embed]
What are you neets wearing for passover?
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/my-rare-medical-condition-makes-me-permanently-aroused-and-its-ruined-my-life/news-story/1cc0c1d73c6f6f1ed2fdb24434784bf2
I bet I could dry her right up
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the soup mix goes in a measuring jug, followed by 250ml of boiling water
this is stirred for 30 seconds anti-clockwise and then 30 seconds clockwise
the mixture is then poured through a strainer into a bowl
the noodles and shit in the strainer is banged into the bin
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> this is stirred for 30 seconds anti-clockwise and then 30 seconds clockwise
Imagine doing this shit on anzac day. Do you think when 
Ben Roberts-Smith takes a lunch break in between crushing the skulls of pashton villagers with his bare hands he stirs his minestrone clockwise then anti-clockwise? No, he just pours the water in and sculls it straight from the canteen like a real man.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/us-reality-star-shows-off-tremendous-weight-loss-in-new-swimsuit-photo/news-story/39a6799bb700473f1ff5cc037dcb943e
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Nah, go to chemists warehouse for them. Coles and woolies are fucking awful for stuff like that. They'll have what you're after but the price will be really high.
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Good advice.
But really people shouldn't be taking vitamin pills unless they have a real deficiency. And even then you would be better off addressing it by eating the appropriate foods.
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hmm...nicotine has a shorter half life than caffeine, maybe it'd be better to use nicotine gum as a stimulant instead of coffee
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https://wecanalwaystell.com/
This is an online game where you attempt to guess the sex of a possible tranny. I got 65%. Only slightly above chance lol. Some of them are pretty hard. You get 30s on each image but I did each one in under 5s. I reckon slowing down and paying more attention to the brow ridge and hairline would make it easier. Seeing other people around them would make it easier for the contrast too.
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It also doesn't tell you which ones you got wrong. I reckon I was mostly missing the FTM trannies as MTF are easier to clock. Supposedly some of the photos were using filters which is sort of cheating.
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Yeah, it is run by a literal tranny. I'd recommend not clicking unless you use a VPN but why you'd browse here raw in the first place is beyond me.
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And here is the kf thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-can-always-tell.189456/
> Basically all they are doing is using the trans version of the age old fat girl myspace angle and trying to claim they pass
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The doctor told me that alcohol interferes with absorption of protein and fucks with your hormones, both of which contribute to balding. I am too much of a mong to follow his argument but he said to stop drinking.
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Yeah, he is taking too much flak with this time round.
We will get a new BO who will be "solid" and "neutral" before being back to the usual discord shenanigans. We need a new board, not a new BO.
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BO needs to make IGA the new BO so he can turn the board into /neetlyfe/ 
Only in that way can the retard neets with no life fully realize the hell they exist in daily.
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Let's see we got a public holiday. Nuro and tiffin are out of their cages. Board turns to shit all day. Doesn't take a genius to put two and two together.
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Half to a teaspoon of qualitychook stock powder into a mug of water would probably be better for you and less hastle not having having to strain out those shitty noodles are rock-hard 'vegetables'.
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There's something inherently cringe about lewding professional athletes. There are so many ewhores, so why do it? It's low tier behaviour.
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I take it he's a wagie just like chickenshiteatingdinner was. Filled with misconceptions about who is who. And once they get the 'job' they quickly realise they bit off more tendies than they could ever chew.
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A big red onion, fried in avo oil until a bit of colour, then down to a simmer with the lid on once the water comes out. Just salt, no herbs or spices. Was defrosting the loin chops while doing this, put the juice from the bag in the onions to deglaze the pan before putting a cup of gravy in. Then slow-cooked for about half an hour. Chops just got salt, no rosemary. Avo oil again on first side then just after flipping, put some grass fed butter in the pan and swished it around til the colour changed, then in the preheated oven for 20 at 170. Put those juices in the gravy when I took it out and mixed it in off the heat with some butter. Put butter and cream in the mash and did it through a strainer. By that time the chops had rested and sliced one up off the bone and used the cuts to dip in the mash and gravy, other one I ate off the bone.
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It all happened so quickly. I was taking my time letting it rest and get the butter emulsified, and then it was mid binge and it wasn't stopping.
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Spending a relaxing day out at the beach isn't trolling you. If I wanted to do that I'd shit in a pan but I'm not a psychotic freak like (You) so that will NEVER happen.
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the guy in front of me at the bottle shop got asked for his id card. Felt bad as I remembered how long it had been since I'd looked young enough for that. Turned into a fat smelly middle aged homeless boong. Woe.
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watching buffy the vampire slayer, forgot how young and cute sarah michelle gellar used to be, the cutest dago-kike in all of holywood back in the late 90s
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Another YEEEEEEEERRRH for the road. 

Whizzzing along the beach….. women want me, men want to be like me. Living the based life Based.
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Awful trolley incident at Coles. Jeets everywhere with their trolley in the self checkout area. 
A putrid smell too. I forcefully walked into one of the trolleys and the jeet seemed angry but said nothing.
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had roast beef and taters and bread and butter for dinner
got a warm apple danish and cream for pudding apparently
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One time it was so packed in the self checkout pen and they locked the gates and wouldn't let anyone out and we had to survive on chocolate and mints for days.
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Got paid yesterday. Nice to walk through the supermarket and buy what I want for the first time in a long time. 
Got a multi on GWS, got 2 bottles of lamb. Comfy
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The Anzac Day movie, Breaker Morant (1980) will be on in 1 hour. 15 minutes before it starts, in 45 minutes time, we'll be playing some youtube videos about the Australian Military. If you have any suggestions for that, let me know. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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just realised Buffy's main cast are all white. That'd be considered a white supremacist hate crime nowadays
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Yeah, he is. He used to mock neets for being overweight and then accidentally posted a photo of his reflection which revealed him to be comically obese.
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just ordered a breathalyser, 2nd or 3rd site in the results, dont know if ive been scammed. Was $90. Would be nice to game this shit, alcoholosm isnt the end of the world, moderate it like a medicine, become invincible. become confident
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Want to see a special place of mine, abandoned factory of sorts. For some reason it always makes me feel younger when im there, think they found a body there a few years back. Old meatworks
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Jewesses sometimes struggle with that. Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Connolly for example. Some like Nigella Lawson and Eva Green just dodge it entirely though.
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 >>/845759/
Yeah. I was gonna get on the wagon today but decided Friday was more suitable. Just feels right. 

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I think my best is around 34 standoes. I've done more in a sleepless two day period but that doesn't really count. 

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GWS to win
GWS 1-39 full time 
GWS 1-12 half time 
Jarrod Berry 20+ disposals 
$5 @ 9.25
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I'm on jobavoiders and they want to call me on one of the days next week. What will this involve? What do I say?
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You've said this sort of thing before. Some of you have really bad memories from all the grog and think that anyone who can remember stuff is mentally ill.
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Get in here neets, you missed the dawn service, you can still make the gooning and movie watching service: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 BASADO !  BASADO!   

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Its tacky as fuck, gaudy perhaps but i earned it
>  somehow Everyone today decided to pay my jobs in cash (i did not ask for it, every tradie who earns more than me is basically saying fuck ATO not my words)

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sushi is for breakfast tomorrow...sad part is i might have lobster pill induced midnight snack (its happened before) 

 >>/845811/
my jewdar is going off hard with this bird, hope Harvery shat in her mouth. 

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 BASADO !  

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2 Bottles and 5 lobsters incoming 

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 BASADO!  

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18.123

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nthis was debunked it was a curved sheet of glass

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i wont 

 >>/845831/
he is a failure and he smells bad

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you can onlfy afford to drive their once a fortnight. I bet you shitbox car hasnt ahs an oil change for 30k god i hope it blows up and you have to ride a kmart bike around Nambour with the rest of homeless junkies

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i was pissed off i just missed it, usually i plan ahead but i drank ealy today to avoid the shitty weather. I bet the Bom fucks with us and just makes shit forcasts to depress everybody





ok no wcunts stop posting ... need to have a shower, consider yourselves caught and up 

> in honour of anzac day me working on some WW2 torpedo bombers (Grumman Avengers)
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Why must you always do this ? You have projected so hard for so many years there is nothing left to project anymore. Its all on you buddy. 

And if you have an issue with Paristan, you really need to look in the mirror.
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Kek
He posts his photos of valium and alcohol and sleeps in a workplace dunny bedroom but tries to punch down on people for being 'homeless junkies'
Serious mental illness
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There's no point even bringing up Paristons posts about dealing with manuro as he's obviously given up. Shibs should just nuke the place tbh.
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Just making it clear IGA is in a bad mood and up to no good again. For the mental health of Paristan and other honest board NEETs Nuro is signing off for tonight. Going to go for a moon rise around the lake. A toke might be had. GArn stare at the moon and laugh at clown world and Steaming Stanners for a little while 

Nitey Night NEETs
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I finished Dune Messiah last night. I am starting Children of Dune tonight.
I heard they are making Dune Part 3 movie based off Dune Messiah.
I think they will have to change it a lot it didn't strike me as a good basis for a movie. They will add more action and simplify the philosophical and political.
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I want to try putting on some soft music when I go to bed but I'm worried I won't hear if someone breaks into the house.
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Need CONSTANT VIGILANCE in this bad home area. Can't let them take me unawares. Real Bananas in Pyjamas shit. Coming down the stairs.

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