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Made them myself. Still haven't been able to get to sleep. Vomited until bile several times and complete rectal evacuation. Shit myself twice because it's literally just water. Need to go look for another pair of trackies. All a catastrophe.















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my shitty nigger job is making me lose weight

I look like some candy fucking twink and evil women love me, giving me fucking goo-goo eyes and clawing at my wallet like a bone out of a dog's reach but right up his fucking nose





























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I hope their fate is better than Helens
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-26/roy-cristuta-loses-pet-roosters-over-noise-complaints/103761904

> .The maintenance worker had kept three roosters in his small unit at Inala, in Brisbane's south-west >suburbs, prompting noise complaints to Brisbane City Council.









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Based.  Ban all memeniggers.  Shoot anyone that makes one meme.

Did you guys know modern laptops don't have an MSpaint or image editor?  Chromebooks make even adding text a chore to deter all use.  I made a nigger-hating meme, went to use it again two months later and the update to my comp literally removed the adding text feature's ability to select certain areas.  I had to use an online one. It's next.

Did you know google no longer brings porn up when you search for it?  It instead suggests Reddit threads.  Gee, wonder why!








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Baldness is cause by mites from pets

I owned a dog like fifteen years ago... but yeah, been this "bald" since then, it's actually coming in more full but I stopped using conditioner and shampoo.  Try it, you'll find out you are more bald than me, guarantee it




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Last night I dreamed that I had won big on the pokies ($1469) but when I went to take a photo of the ticket to mog Cruisey (smoothbrain, pants-shitter) I couldn't find it. I looked everywhere. I had a big bag full of receipts and things but it was not there.





















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I really dont get whats going on with these chip babs i have been getting lately.

50% of the time its just a normal shid and i feel fine. The other 50% of the time its like 5 trips and 5 ungodly full bowls of floating excrement that take all day to purge.

Its the poo lottery.












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Home.
As I got out of the car at Anaconda, they sent me a refund email saying they were unable to fill the order. Trip wasn’t entirely wasted as Motherbat got a few things in the shopping centre.
Doing a poo.
Going to mix up some vodka and solo when I’ve finished pooing.


















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I can't even begin to articulate how awful I feel. I've been woed before but now I feel emptiness more than anything. Even a boong sesh feels beyond me.  I'm getting all emo and shit with thoughts about suicide again. I'm hoping they go away over the next few weeks.



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Weather is back to being CURSED all weekend . It was a good call to garn Noosa Yesterday. 

Big risk thisafternoon but chanced it had to get the fuck out of the shop. Champas and oxy down the hatch. Deep house thumping. Fresh breeeze blowing. Will need Jeans soon. 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



































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Waging is not a participation sport. Perhaps if you have been been working in government for a decade or two, but in the private sector we demand results. If you are not willing to do this it’s time for multiple suicide attempts to get you in the DSP. I know personally know someone who tried to hang himself and got diagnosed with permanent short term memory loss and has been living it up on disability for more than 20 years. (Although this lifestyle turned him into a gamer addict because he had no hobbies to pass the time)























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went to see teh mechanic, my car drove past me into the workshop and I commented on that to the desk dude who said they were test driving it. They are not going to do the timing chain anymore because the head mechanic took the rocker cover off apparrently and checked it with a torch. I ended up saying to keep going with the investigations into the intermittent fault and I would talk to the brakes place and get it put back if they need more time. I told him i'd check back next friday. I noticed the tarp was up and all the mechanics were drinking cans of some slab on the tail gate, when I looked into their yard. I hope I can get my car back soon, my legs are aching most nights from all the extra k's I have to do to and from work and to the shops and stuff. Gettign dispondent about having it back before the EOFY.































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Lost on the nags :( 
Not having a good day. 

 >>/846134/
They probably want you to do the work for the dole or employment course thing that other neet got asked to do. I got out of it because I was living regionally at the time. 
I take it the other jobseeker NEET didn't get the job at hungry jacks


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He said "Money you know it comes and goes
On booze and rent and fags
You can make a fortune on overtime
And lose it all on the nags
But years of toil with a bunch of mates
You know it leaves you satisfied
Though we never moved a mountain
We sure gave it a try"









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 >>/846152/
No the JSP meetings are easy as 
I've been to two and all I've done is sign a 'job plan' which means I show up to interviews and don't deliberately try to sabotage them by being a boong 
I actually missed one today that I totally forgot about 
You still have to do the job applications and points though
















































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I have been concerned about this NEET's car situation since the beginning and things seem to be getting worse.
You can't trust mechanics or tradies. You can't trust ANYONE.
Constant vigilance.

































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 >>/846223/
no its not weber because he is not a fucking idiot, it was some other NEET with a ute wanting braided brake lines or some thing.... perhaps i was too busy running a business to give a flying fuck ? and too alienated to care about any thing else that could be bait










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 >>/846240/
its an hyper anonymous image board you fuck where users are bullied for the slightest personal information or using flags 

its an abyss of lies deception and intrigue

most post here to kill the loneliness, i post because it helps my mental health and is cheaper than a shrink, you however post because you are a (1) a colossal faggot and (2) want power over people





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We've shitposted together for years now, and in all that time I've only asked one thing from you.
Cooperation. The only thing
I've ever gotten back was defiance! Defiance and endless 3 day bans.
Not once have you ever shown
a sign of rehabilitation!
- Rehabilitation.
- Yes. Rehabilitation.
I wonder if you know
what the word means.
Do you?











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Id be hammered already I was drinking tonight, im on the ball, I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters...


















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Made an MRE smash.
Empty a can of BEANS into a zip lock bag, add diced salsa, powdered spice, black and gold lime juice and left over corn chips, shake and eat from the bag. 
Two minutes and you're on the move
































































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https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-beef-instant-noodles-5x85g-425g-3023589
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-durum-wheat-pasta-large-spirals-500g-3329035
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-long-grain-rice-1kg-5357574
You'll be fine.








































































































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Feeling a bit better. Still have a headache. Had three biscuits, and don't feel like vomiting. Only had one mint in the last day and a half, some of the bad feels might have been withdrawals. No choof or goon either.









































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I fell back asleep and dreamt that there was a qt staying here. She was like an exchange student or something. For some reason I had my dick out but was hiding it, like I forgot a towel and had to run to the other room but instead sat near her and made conversation. Then she was complaining about no food so I said I'd take her to nandos because she was Portuguese. I Prem cummed and then was looking at her figurines which apparently looked like her but all had different faces and couldn't be fucked taking her for food once I nutted. Woke up with a squirt of cum in my undies and just got to the dunny before evacuating a large wad of yellow jelly.




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The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones bum in front of a camera.
The cheeks referred to are the bum cheeks, and you need to spread them to show your a-hole and possibly to have an erect penis inserted in it.







































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Not sure. I just pointed at it and said "that berry turnover thing" and she didn't correct me. Gave half to Motherbat.

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Yes, although the little pastry disc that is normally on top to indicate that had fallen off and the girl was all "I think this is a pepper pie".


















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In the case of the christchurch ons their job was to hack the police database, they got found out only after the earthquake killed one of them and israel couldnt send their own 'disaster relief' team to the body in time


















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Going through my movies and making sure I have reasonable sized versions of them. Too many 8GB+ files that could be 1 or 2GB instead. Delete and download the smaller one. Freeing up space. Some movies just delete entirely, would never watch. Some I have watched once but would never watch again. Delete.












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God this ANZAC shit just goes on and on. They have ruined it with overexposure. ANZAC Day is just one day not a whole weekend.
Becoming as cringe as the welcome to country bullshit.


























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 >>/846603/
Pontius did: truth, what is it? And the struggle is harder knowing that truth is indeed trying to reach each one of us, but mostly ignored or ridiculed. Who would rightfully acknowledge the surreal. Gravitate towards the crazies on the curb, there youll find what truth really is. A corrosive force, maddening and personal



































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Got spooked by some booze buses and RDT last night. Not riding far from home thisafternoon. Doing the usual vodka out of a water bottle trick. Some junkie is meant to be leaving me Dexies in a secret block spot. We shall see how things pan out. Get it















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Poor tum tum doesnt feel great. Can smell choof. On shift. The other day I did like that webm, had to quickly jump up to spin around and vomit in the bowl but used too much effort and exploded on the wall. Think I saw a bit of silverskin from the chops on the wall.














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The space agency has, however, clarified that these spider like dark features on the Red Planet form “when spring sunshine falls on layers of carbon dioxide deposited over the dark winter months."

Ziggy Stardust.

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It’s where it all started. I remember being the brokest ass most pathetic Brisbane NEET in 2019 and taking a roadtrip North to help my friend move his business on a whim. I remember sitting there after a 2 hour ride and and drinking the last of my goon and smoking the the last dregs of my rolling pouch and  thinking to myself things have to change and getting on my knees later and saying a prayer to GOD. 

And here we are….. I am the boss now and this is my backyard. You guys can do it. You can change things you have the power Unless  you are a piece of shit who professionally stalks and trolls people here and tries make their life hell. You are cursed and you know who you are.































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Spaceballs (1987) will be on in 1 hour neets: in a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).  
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - 15 minutes before that we will play some tasteful pop music from 1987.










































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Went for a 2nd walk around town, seeing young couples wining and dining at fancy cocktail Bars, families getting their parmies at the pub. Really makes you wonder where it all went wrong.



















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You can get in trouble just for talking to people these days

> Police are seeking information after children were approached by an unknown male, who allegedly exposed himself and started inappropriate sexual conversations on two separate occasions in Perth.
> WA police said that a man approached an 11-year-old boy in Canning Vale on Saturday,  April 14, and "engaged the child in an inappropriate conversation of a sexual nature".
> A week later on Saturday, April 20, an 11-year-old girl was approached in Thornlie by a man who allegedly exposed himself to her, again making inappropriate sexual comments.






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> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schvartze
Schvartze (from שוואַרץ, shvarts, 'black'; cf. German: schwarz; OED) is a racial slur for black people in the Yiddish language.

Schvartze is derived from the Yiddish word schvarts, which means "black". The term was rare prior to the 20th century. An article for the Washington Jewish Week refers to it as "the S-word".

The term schvartze has been described as "the Jewish N-word" or "the Yiddish N-word".
Among white South African Jews, the term has a history of being used to describe Black South Africans, as well as Indian South Africans and Coloured South Africans


















































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ugh neighbours wife was away because her mum is old and deadly sick

neighbour who is sober because of his wife induced sobriety nods and tells me he is going to the bottle o thisafternoon

i go for a ride come back and get a second wind, somehow just have have this hug amount of energy to finish some jobs, not in the mood to party

neighbour comes over after a few beers drunk ans fuck cause he has no tolerance  

i am lazer focused on work and i he is tripping over on shit and messing witht the turntable

fuxkking why am i like 270 degrees ot phase with everone. '

also parents are away, nana is sick i should be in brisbane this weekend, fuck i need to get out of the shop, fuck it i might just to the gold coast tomorrow morning might even stay there ,,,,,,

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
















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At my shift there were two slags with tiny miniskirts. One had giant tits and the other had fishnet stockings. It was a disabled event thing. They were going clubbing afterwards and I took a couple others to s house party.




















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Steak tasted like ham. He said stick to the $8 range. But also said get a pepperoni. 
I don't think he knows what's good. 
Beef and onion is the best cheap one.
I used to get that and the cheap veg trio then make sandwiches with a slice of each.









































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It disturbs me that there are particular videos YouTube really wants me to watch, and will just keep suggesting them until all I see is a pile up of videos YouTube wants me to watch. 

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