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Made them myself. Still haven't been able to get to sleep. Vomited until bile several times and complete rectal evacuation. Shit myself twice because it's literally just water. Need to go look for another pair of trackies. All a catastrophe.
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my shitty nigger job is making me lose weight

I look like some candy fucking twink and evil women love me, giving me fucking goo-goo eyes and clawing at my wallet like a bone out of a dog's reach but right up his fucking nose
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there's a woman at the bakery who looks exactly like my high school crush, if she were in her 30s and had gotten fat, which I guess would both be true now
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I hope their fate is better than Helens
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-26/roy-cristuta-loses-pet-roosters-over-noise-complaints/103761904

> .The maintenance worker had kept three roosters in his small unit at Inala, in Brisbane's south-west >suburbs, prompting noise complaints to Brisbane City Council.
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Tomorrow night on womboflix we bring you Mel Brook's Spaceballs (1987) - a spoof of Star Wars and other sci-fi classics, Spaceballs follows the adventures of a star-pilot and his sidekick who try to rescue a princess from the evil Spaceballs

Then on Sunday we will have Chariots Of Fire (1981)
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1783154014798172568

"Australian Prime Minister Albanese calls for a ban on memes that mock him on social media."
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Based.  Ban all memeniggers.  Shoot anyone that makes one meme.

Did you guys know modern laptops don't have an MSpaint or image editor?  Chromebooks make even adding text a chore to deter all use.  I made a nigger-hating meme, went to use it again two months later and the update to my comp literally removed the adding text feature's ability to select certain areas.  I had to use an online one. It's next.

Did you know google no longer brings porn up when you search for it?  It instead suggests Reddit threads.  Gee, wonder why!
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Baldness is cause by mites from pets

I owned a dog like fifteen years ago... but yeah, been this "bald" since then, it's actually coming in more full but I stopped using conditioner and shampoo.  Try it, you'll find out you are more bald than me, guarantee it
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Last night I dreamed that I had won big on the pokies ($1469) but when I went to take a photo of the ticket to mog Cruisey (smoothbrain, pants-shitter) I couldn't find it. I looked everywhere. I had a big bag full of receipts and things but it was not there.
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I had a nightmare that something was breaking into my house. I screamed when I woke up and had to check if it was real then locked all my doors
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I torrented a movie and tried to watch it on wm player for a joke and it wanted me to buy a codec for $3 to play the video.
I watched the video for free in VLC
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I really dont get whats going on with these chip babs i have been getting lately.

50% of the time its just a normal shid and i feel fine. The other 50% of the time its like 5 trips and 5 ungodly full bowls of floating excrement that take all day to purge.

Its the poo lottery.
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Home.
As I got out of the car at Anaconda, they sent me a refund email saying they were unable to fill the order. Trip wasn’t entirely wasted as Motherbat got a few things in the shopping centre.
Doing a poo.
Going to mix up some vodka and solo when I’ve finished pooing.
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Depending on what they did, they probably have to rebuild the architrave, and that might require not just carpentry but fiddling with the bricks and electrical.
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I just went out with the broom and swept the mess in the driveway that was left by the dirt bike incident. Sweat on the brow now.
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I can't even begin to articulate how awful I feel. I've been woed before but now I feel emptiness more than anything. Even a boong sesh feels beyond me.  I'm getting all emo and shit with thoughts about suicide again. I'm hoping they go away over the next few weeks.
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Weather is back to being CURSED all weekend . It was a good call to garn Noosa Yesterday. 

Big risk thisafternoon but chanced it had to get the fuck out of the shop. Champas and oxy down the hatch. Deep house thumping. Fresh breeeze blowing. Will need Jeans soon. 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I don’t know what’s NEETs are who anymore.  It’s all a blur. Who the fuck was a Monaro ? postie NEET was too pure for us, CB radio NEET came and went and I never understood Mongnaro.
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> It’s all a blur
We call it pill-brain.
> postie NEET
You hated him and made a bizarre claim that was a creation of IGA who had gotten the photos from facebook.
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 >>/846078/
Umm that is a health and safety violation. I could reasonably say I had some seafood at anzac day lunch or some shit. At least I showed up. 

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I acquired 20. Tomorrow, for real this time
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 >>/846084/
Waging is not a participation sport. Perhaps if you have been been working in government for a decade or two, but in the private sector we demand results. If you are not willing to do this it’s time for multiple suicide attempts to get you in the DSP. I know personally know someone who tried to hang himself and got diagnosed with permanent short term memory loss and has been living it up on disability for more than 20 years. (Although this lifestyle turned him into a gamer addict because he had no hobbies to pass the time)
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Ate some quick oats,  vomited most of them up. Migraine and back pain. Worried about wage tomorrow, I can't have two days off.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/rise-of-really-scary-breed-of-men/news-story/e9a467daf2094157ea62ab95f15a294c
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went to see teh mechanic, my car drove past me into the workshop and I commented on that to the desk dude who said they were test driving it. They are not going to do the timing chain anymore because the head mechanic took the rocker cover off apparrently and checked it with a torch. I ended up saying to keep going with the investigations into the intermittent fault and I would talk to the brakes place and get it put back if they need more time. I told him i'd check back next friday. I noticed the tarp was up and all the mechanics were drinking cans of some slab on the tail gate, when I looked into their yard. I hope I can get my car back soon, my legs are aching most nights from all the extra k's I have to do to and from work and to the shops and stuff. Gettign dispondent about having it back before the EOFY.
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A horse is a lot easier to maintain than a car.
All you have to do is feed it and jack it off once in a while.
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not much change from ten grand. I think. 
I wonder where the problem is, if it isnt the timing chain. The sensors might be stuffed but the computer would pick that up.
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For efficiency I trained an elephant to rape zebras and the zebra's rape the horses and the horses rape the rest of the animals in the barn.
The downside is I have to rape the elephants to get the chain going.
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Lost on the nags :( 
Not having a good day. 

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They probably want you to do the work for the dole or employment course thing that other neet got asked to do. I got out of it because I was living regionally at the time. 
I take it the other jobseeker NEET didn't get the job at hungry jacks
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He said "Money you know it comes and goes
On booze and rent and fags
You can make a fortune on overtime
And lose it all on the nags
But years of toil with a bunch of mates
You know it leaves you satisfied
Though we never moved a mountain
We sure gave it a try"
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 >>/846144/
Are you on an online provider? It could be the switch to a face-to-face appointments as you said. I can imagine it will be organising where you need to go. Look up the best place online.
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 >>/846148/
I'm with workforce. They haven't put me on one of the other ones but I suspect they are going to move me on to a different one.
How bad are the others? Are they going to make my life difficult?
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 >>/846152/
No the JSP meetings are easy as 
I've been to two and all I've done is sign a 'job plan' which means I show up to interviews and don't deliberately try to sabotage them by being a boong 
I actually missed one today that I totally forgot about 
You still have to do the job applications and points though
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 >>/846155/
I don't have as much long term experience. There are NEETs here who have been on it for years. Just string them along and change providers after a while seems to be the key to success I see here.
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Is there a deep learning phone app that adds in and correctly positions and clips pepes into the scene?
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I have been concerned about this NEET's car situation since the beginning and things seem to be getting worse.
You can't trust mechanics or tradies. You can't trust ANYONE.
Constant vigilance.
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 >>/846204/
I trust the mechanics with my car. I dont have a choice they have it locked up in their garage in pieces like some evil D&D wizard I have to quest against, to get it back.
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PILL BRAINED
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might chop up a banana into slices, melt some chocolate, dip the banana bits in the chocolate, have a neet tier chocolate fondue
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no its not weber because he is not a fucking idiot, it was some other NEET with a ute wanting braided brake lines or some thing.... perhaps i was too busy running a business to give a flying fuck ? and too alienated to care about any thing else that could be bait
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just cracked second bottle of champas, just peeled open a spicy chicken burrito, just realised there is nothing to watch since installing linux on my desktop as the google algorithm has no history to go off and is only giving gay aids filled recommendations. FArk....
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 >>/846240/
its an hyper anonymous image board you fuck where users are bullied for the slightest personal information or using flags 

its an abyss of lies deception and intrigue

most post here to kill the loneliness, i post because it helps my mental health and is cheaper than a shrink, you however post because you are a (1) a colossal faggot and (2) want power over people
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Yeah its hyper anonymous between like 15 people max. 

> it helps my mental health 
Yes we all know you are mentally ill and live in a HR therapist world
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We've shitposted together for years now, and in all that time I've only asked one thing from you.
Cooperation. The only thing
I've ever gotten back was defiance! Defiance and endless 3 day bans.
Not once have you ever shown
a sign of rehabilitation!
- Rehabilitation.
- Yes. Rehabilitation.
I wonder if you know
what the word means.
Do you?
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 >>/846261/
Id be hammered already I was drinking tonight, im on the ball, I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters...
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 >>/846271/
I used to watch it with my sister. I don't recommend it but if you are pretty bored then it could be okay. Lots of girls who liked it in their teenage years don't like it when they are older which is perhaps telling.
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Made an MRE smash.
Empty a can of BEANS into a zip lock bag, add diced salsa, powdered spice, black and gold lime juice and left over corn chips, shake and eat from the bag. 
Two minutes and you're on the move
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> lime juice
I gotta get back into the lime juice game, the british navy drank it and they conquered the world, it might help me make at least some steps towards self improvement.
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 >>/846295/
Those sort of games don't require much programming. Basically you get some cunt to draw the pictures and some other cunt to write the text and then some other storyboard engine shit glues it all together
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 >>/846328/
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-beef-instant-noodles-5x85g-425g-3023589
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-durum-wheat-pasta-large-spirals-500g-3329035
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-long-grain-rice-1kg-5357574
You'll be fine.
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Used to love playing Mortal Kombat back in the day on the arcade machine. The original. They had one at the video store around the corner from my house.
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I sometimes run out of food but I feel I am too fat to go to the Food Bank. It would just be a bad joke.
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he got raped by the penguin in the one i watched
"LICK MY SNOWBALLS!" he said as he shoved his penguin balls in his mouth
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I could have been jumping out of planes but instead I'm punching latches into door jambs 
Many such cases. Extreme anger.
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Feeling a bit better. Still have a headache. Had three biscuits, and don't feel like vomiting. Only had one mint in the last day and a half, some of the bad feels might have been withdrawals. No choof or goon either.
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Trust the needful. 
https://www.ndtv.com/feature/indian-origin-man-fired-after-video-shows-him-getting-free-food-from-canada-food-banks-5511482
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> customers eat alone.
That is strange. Collective loneliness. 
I've been drinking lots of water, my wee is still very yellow. 
Had part of a cup of tea before. 
Morning.
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What's she going to make? 
If it's bacon and egg roll, can I have mine still runny, bacon not too crispy and Worcestershire sauce. No HP sauce, that stuff isnt great.
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I fell back asleep and dreamt that there was a qt staying here. She was like an exchange student or something. For some reason I had my dick out but was hiding it, like I forgot a towel and had to run to the other room but instead sat near her and made conversation. Then she was complaining about no food so I said I'd take her to nandos because she was Portuguese. I Prem cummed and then was looking at her figurines which apparently looked like her but all had different faces and couldn't be fucked taking her for food once I nutted. Woke up with a squirt of cum in my undies and just got to the dunny before evacuating a large wad of yellow jelly.
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The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones bum in front of a camera.
The cheeks referred to are the bum cheeks, and you need to spread them to show your a-hole and possibly to have an erect penis inserted in it.
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Not sure. I just pointed at it and said "that berry turnover thing" and she didn't correct me. Gave half to Motherbat.

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Yes, although the little pastry disc that is normally on top to indicate that had fallen off and the girl was all "I think this is a pepper pie".
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she is listening to a beach boys philharmonic orchestra cd and is getting shitty at me for asking what are the chances that a guy called Phil Harmonic would have a career in music
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In the case of the christchurch ons their job was to hack the police database, they got found out only after the earthquake killed one of them and israel couldnt send their own 'disaster relief' team to the body in time
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The domestic articles also dissapeared after the mosque shootings, now only foreign articles on the scandal remain. But thats just a game theory
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https://www.jpost.com/International/Israeli-spies-among-New-Zealand-earthquake-casualties
Must have been the retard squad if nzsis of all people could figure them out
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Every day that Cruisey malingers is another day that Weber doesn’t get tucked in when he has a sleep.
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posted it before but wedge issues play a big part in our lives. Find one thing to be divisive and distract from broader issues. The medias job is inseminate discourse
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Going through my movies and making sure I have reasonable sized versions of them. Too many 8GB+ files that could be 1 or 2GB instead. Delete and download the smaller one. Freeing up space. Some movies just delete entirely, would never watch. Some I have watched once but would never watch again. Delete.
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God this ANZAC shit just goes on and on. They have ruined it with overexposure. ANZAC Day is just one day not a whole weekend.
Becoming as cringe as the welcome to country bullshit.
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Anzacs always been a jingoistic ploy to remind people the military exist. Real rememberence is an organic affair and personal, not flag waving australia day nonsense
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May call my sister again when im half wasted. Also is phlegm buildup and pain under the ribs mean pnuemonia?
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standards are fucking deceptive, scrumpy and a few cans of 8%s can go to 25 drinks for cheaper than a litre of liquor, and yet it doesnt feel as bad downing cider.
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theres no rimbaud or bukowski in me, no matter how much id like to think there is. The reality is im closer to kingcobrajfs than I am any of them. En vino veritas was a lie
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Pontius did: truth, what is it? And the struggle is harder knowing that truth is indeed trying to reach each one of us, but mostly ignored or ridiculed. Who would rightfully acknowledge the surreal. Gravitate towards the crazies on the curb, there youll find what truth really is. A corrosive force, maddening and personal
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Got spooked by some booze buses and RDT last night. Not riding far from home thisafternoon. Doing the usual vodka out of a water bottle trick. Some junkie is meant to be leaving me Dexies in a secret block spot. We shall see how things pan out. Get it
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Poor tum tum doesnt feel great. Can smell choof. On shift. The other day I did like that webm, had to quickly jump up to spin around and vomit in the bowl but used too much effort and exploded on the wall. Think I saw a bit of silverskin from the chops on the wall.
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The space agency has, however, clarified that these spider like dark features on the Red Planet form “when spring sunshine falls on layers of carbon dioxide deposited over the dark winter months."

Ziggy Stardust.
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It’s where it all started. I remember being the brokest ass most pathetic Brisbane NEET in 2019 and taking a roadtrip North to help my friend move his business on a whim. I remember sitting there after a 2 hour ride and and drinking the last of my goon and smoking the the last dregs of my rolling pouch and  thinking to myself things have to change and getting on my knees later and saying a prayer to GOD. 

And here we are….. I am the boss now and this is my backyard. You guys can do it. You can change things you have the power Unless  you are a piece of shit who professionally stalks and trolls people here and tries make their life hell. You are cursed and you know who you are.
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Might ghost for the next few months, work at getting away fro family. I need to flat again, flat mates are far less inturives
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she phoned it in tonight
we shared a mccain's pidser
got a betty crocker microwave pudding and custard for pudding apparently
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Archie Luxury charges US$50 for advice. He would be able to point NEETs in the right direction for finding a foreign bride.
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Spaceballs (1987) will be on in 1 hour neets: in a distant galaxy, planet Spaceball has depleted its air supply, leaving its citizens reliant on a product called "Perri-Air." In desperation, Spaceball's leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air. But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).  
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - 15 minutes before that we will play some tasteful pop music from 1987.
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Possum took me to the footy at Adelaide Oval and refused to buy me a pie or a beer when he saw the prices once. He also made us leave early to beat the crowd.
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Went for a 2nd walk around town, seeing young couples wining and dining at fancy cocktail Bars, families getting their parmies at the pub. Really makes you wonder where it all went wrong.
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Still haven't used shampoo since we had that discussion. 
Imagine rubbing a chemical cocktail into your scalp because it's 'dirty'
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They're just pretending to be happy, once they get home they all turn on eachother and start crying because they spent their last funds on parmies and ice cream.
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You can get in trouble just for talking to people these days

> Police are seeking information after children were approached by an unknown male, who allegedly exposed himself and started inappropriate sexual conversations on two separate occasions in Perth.
> WA police said that a man approached an 11-year-old boy in Canning Vale on Saturday,  April 14, and "engaged the child in an inappropriate conversation of a sexual nature".
> A week later on Saturday, April 20, an 11-year-old girl was approached in Thornlie by a man who allegedly exposed himself to her, again making inappropriate sexual comments.
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> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schvartze
Schvartze (from שוואַרץ, shvarts, 'black'; cf. German: schwarz; OED) is a racial slur for black people in the Yiddish language.

Schvartze is derived from the Yiddish word schvarts, which means "black". The term was rare prior to the 20th century. An article for the Washington Jewish Week refers to it as "the S-word".

The term schvartze has been described as "the Jewish N-word" or "the Yiddish N-word".
Among white South African Jews, the term has a history of being used to describe Black South Africans, as well as Indian South Africans and Coloured South Africans
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 >>/846786/
NEET I am not one to ask. I am DietNEET because I am always on a diet. I only succeed for brief periods. Real yoyo effect. I am morbidly obese. I am vile.
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ugh neighbours wife was away because her mum is old and deadly sick

neighbour who is sober because of his wife induced sobriety nods and tells me he is going to the bottle o thisafternoon

i go for a ride come back and get a second wind, somehow just have have this hug amount of energy to finish some jobs, not in the mood to party

neighbour comes over after a few beers drunk ans fuck cause he has no tolerance  

i am lazer focused on work and i he is tripping over on shit and messing witht the turntable

fuxkking why am i like 270 degrees ot phase with everone. '

also parents are away, nana is sick i should be in brisbane this weekend, fuck i need to get out of the shop, fuck it i might just to the gold coast tomorrow morning might even stay there ,,,,,,

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I ate a bread roll and haven't vomited. 
Was thinking the migraine might be from the mints on an empty stomach, or no choof in two or three days. I can't remember.
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i am finished, i am almost ahead, as i said might stay at the gold coast, open up on tuesday, do something different (weather permitting) 

last christmas in Miani and Burleigh was pure kino
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At my shift there were two slags with tiny miniskirts. One had giant tits and the other had fishnet stockings. It was a disabled event thing. They were going clubbing afterwards and I took a couple others to s house party.
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Do you watch Townsends youtoobs? 
It's pretty comfy viewing. Does stuff as it would have been done in the 15-17th century. 
Watching him make an oil lamp out of clay.
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Steak tasted like ham. He said stick to the $8 range. But also said get a pepperoni. 
I don't think he knows what's good. 
Beef and onion is the best cheap one.
I used to get that and the cheap veg trio then make sandwiches with a slice of each.
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Yeah, that's how much they were when I used to get them.
Big boong sesh feed with the double bacon cheeseburger pizza and one other fancy boig, usually with some gimmicky thing would rarely cost $30.
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The last couple of days I've only sipped water and had half a cup of tea. I drank this whole one in one go. Too much for my tender, frail body.
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It disturbs me that there are particular videos YouTube really wants me to watch, and will just keep suggesting them until all I see is a pile up of videos YouTube wants me to watch. 

I need help with the YouTube wagon neets
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I have some quick oats. Cinnamon and brown sugar gruel. 
I cooked them wrong last time, I think you're supposed to use cold water instead of hot, before putting it in the nuke.
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I am fucking addicted to coles pidser rolls, gonna move so I can be next door to a coles and have them for breakfast every morning

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