/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Who does it?

SA best A

gaped and raped like an old boong's boot

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(you) love her!

 >>/848960/
Is that the jewess?

 >>/848961/
Did you leave your glasses in the last thread?

Almost went arse up because I stepped on a peppercorn with the clubfoot. This report has fired up his anger.

 >>/848962/
She looked much better in the video.

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Godzilla Minus One (2023) is  a japanese kaiju movie with much praise given to its highly developed human characters and their storylines. In an age of disappointing western movies, it has been extremely well received, winning an academy award, scoring 98% on rotten tomatoes, and 8.3/10 on imdb. Does it deserve these high ratings, or is it a shit movie just pumped up by weaboos stuffing the ballot boxes? Join us tonight at 7pm AEST as we find out.

 >>/848965/
> highly developed human characters 
> japanese
Okay.

third turd

 >>/848953/

Man or bear situation proves women are fucking stupid.

 >>/848970/
And yet a civilian who put a colander on his head was deemed too mentally unstable to have a firearms license.

 >>/848960/
> her

 >>/848971/
Colanders have holes that bullets can get through.

Garn a caffay brewski

Thread not off to a good start

 >>/848976/
Its going well.

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 >>/848965/
> In 1945, near the end of World War II, kamikaze pilot Kōichi Shikishima lands his Mitsubishi A6M Zero at the Japanese base on Odo Island. Lead mechanic Sōsaku Tachibana deduces that Shikishima had fled from his duty by feigning technical issues.
Going on a suicide mission and returning alive. A most shamfur dispray.

 >>/848976/
ausneets has survived many years of retard posting by low quality neets, we will make it through this thread.

 >>/848978/
He had one job to do.

At Dan's

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Garn aldi for my weekly shop, you need anything neets?

 >>/848981/
Monk! Not again!

Some schizo was losing it outside the bakery. Swearing loudly to himself and random people. Sat in the car for 15 minutes waiting/hoping the cops would arrive and put on a show. But they never did of course and the cunt just got up and walked off without a word.

 >>/848985/
Probably ran out of pepper pies.

 >>/848979/
Quality posts daily.

 >>/848978/
So did they kill him?

 >>/848988/
oh it's fucking lizard movie

 >>/848982/
Some squid bits, wraps, cos lettuce, lemon aoili, goats cheese, some yakults, and some splice icecreams please.

 >>/848989/
He's an iguana. I always thought it was a turtle.

 >>/848982/
Get me an assortment of European cheeses please.

Shift cancelled due to machine maintenance. Suddenly my day just got a whole lot brighter

 >>/848994/
I'm sure you'll do something productive

 >>/848994/
Go for a walk, recharge the batteries. No drinking.

 >>/848994/
Dp they have to pay you for the short notice?

 >>/848995/
Narky

 >>/848996/
I will be back in the gym, on the wagon.

 >>/848997/
Nah

 >>/848993/
Entitled cunts.

I'll start that report in 4 minutes

Pizza and coke for breaky. Feeling a boonging coming on.

 >>/849000/
The day's half over.

 >>/849000/
Weber you fucking boong.

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 >>/849002/
yeah well apart from Wednesday afternoon when I went to see a client, I don't have any other work to do this week
whizzers dont want us any more (until something goes wrong)
other pentests are booked but can stall for weeks waiting on paperwork to be signed off

 >>/848999/
I was under the impression that soldiers were elevated above plebe status, but it sounds like most of the army walked off in solidarity as well, which is why they weren't crushed.

Mother's Day is on the 12th. Don't forget to buy her a card or something this week.

 >>/848993/
if we tried that we'd just get replaced by immigrants even faster

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 >>/848965/
Is there going to be CGI? CGI is cool.

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Day's more than half over, have wasted it, nothing of substance has been achieved, how do I manage to do THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY?

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Having a bad day, just got back from the shops. Cenno payment not in the ATM even though I sorted it out over the phone on tuesday. Left my skateboard outside the newsagent/LPO to pick up my parcel new washer for the dunny and they told me i was at the wrong LPO and I had to go to the other one two suburbs over, no reason, just where pajeet could be stuffed taking it. Some dirtbag stole my skateboard and when I was tearing around the bus stops looking for the culprit some normie in a audi honks his horn because he has to wait for me to cross in front. He's swearing at me inside his car and I'm swearing back and then he drives off I sorta spilled my spaghetti. Gang stalkers pull out their phones and start filming me and probably calling the cops. Nothing else to do so I went home to my no toilet concrete box on the train line. Having a hot one from the tar out of an old ice break bottle bong I found under the steps. Fuck you gang stalkers.

 >>/849010/
It's fucked off. Every morning I get a small sense of hope that things will change. But there I am again late at night with bottle in hand wondering what I even did for 8-12 hours.

 >>/848993/
kek if todays normies left their suburban homes, they'd die of starvation and cold and possum attack within a week.

 >>/849011/
Fuck man that's rough. Got anything worth hocking at Cashies?

 >>/849011/
Sounds rough NEET. My best wishes go with you.

 >>/849011/
> my skateboard
No blacks, irish or skater trash allowed on this board. Get out now.

 >>/848990/
Garn fishing?

Some NEETs are too fat to step up on to the skateboard.

alright I've opened MS Word
progress

 >>/849008/
Pauline has a new cartoon.

 >>/849011/
Unna
Which NEET is this?
I worry that one of the no flag NEETs is Fifo.

 >>/849019/
Thats enough for the minute.

Dear Sir/Madam
After careful consideration we have found your network to be secure.
-Webby W. Weber, Esquire

A surprisingly good take by Waleed: https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/holding-all-men-responsible-for-a-violent-minority-has-failed-to-keep-women-safe-20240501-p5fo82.html

 >>/849019/
Were you a big procrastintor in school/uni?

 >>/849007/
They had to put it on the end of a pay cycle the fecking eejuts.

 >>/849019/
Software is genderless

Off to Coles for a sourdough loaf!

 >>/849028/
Good luck.

 >>/849028/
Its too late in the day. You have missed the window.

could really go something healthy, like an apple turnover

 >>/849029/
Thank you

 >>/849030/
One mini WHITE sourdough pane di Casa acquired.

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Checked the weather radar and Noosa was washed out. Noosa Denied. Found a gap in the weather and went to Kawana. Again. 

SEMI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHED

BRISBANE TOMORROW

 >>/849032/
Well acquired. Are you eating it with a quality butter?

 >>/849033/
Hi Nuro.

 >>/849035/
Hello what gallows humour have I been missing ?

 >>/849031/
Lots of protein and calcium in the cream, a wise choice.

 >>/849036/
Do your catch-up.

 >>/849034/
Coles' grass-fed organic unsalted.

 >>/849038/
Catch ups are for DSP chads chained to their NEET desktops. Lord Nuro is a fluid individual who meditates on vistas and chimes in when he chooses.

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 >>/848956/
How?

have you ever
ever felt like this
when strange things happen
and you're going round the twist

 >>/848983/
I see him there after work concludes.

 >>/849042/
My vibe right now (image the amount of heroin that fat fuck took)

 >>/848994/
Still getting paid? 
Boong zone?

 >>/849003/
He should hit send on it while chuxing.

 >>/849043/
Change the last line to "Are you gettin' on the piss".

 >>/849023/
Good template.

 >>/849033/
Based.

 >>/849043/
kek

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BASADO!

Just bought Manor Lords.

 >>/849052/
Based.

 >>/849032/
Lucky

 >>/849052/
You got too close to that one.

His offending is escalating.

 >>/849043/
a fine tv show, should be on womboflix

 >>/849005/
What exactly do you do when carrying out a pentest?

 >>/849059/
Bend over and he will show you.

 >>/849056/
Fuck off Jackie Lamby, her dog and her lesbian partner sat right infront of me without permission. 

> Mr Know it all fails once again. Stop causing drama.

 >>/849061/
> Fuck off Jackie Lamby
Don't dox me cunt.

The following component(s) are required to run this program:

Microsoft Visual C.. something

 >>/849063/
Install it.

 >>/849064/
I am trying to.
I dont understand what it wants.
Some boot error.

I did it. Tech wizard.

 >>/849066/
> Tech wizard.
That would be a good name for Monk's TeamViewer tech support.

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 >>/849066/
> wizard

Johnny rape

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 >>/849021/
see
 >>/848985/
retards

 >>/849058/
Zoomer NEETs would not appreciate it for what it was.

Nuro reposted a discord on a IB, once.

Nuro mixes his own ringtones

 >>/849052/
push her in and then pretend to rescue her.

Another depressing walk around town, so many nice bars, cafes and restaurants all out of my financial and social reach.

 >>/849075/
> so many nice bars
Go to Dan's and seek refreshment!

 >>/849061/
Oh what bollocks

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BIG UNIT

 >>/849078/
He knows the best specials.

 >>/849078/
> Good Asian
Ask about their tugs for a mate.

Submitted that report at 5:02pm. 22 pages of horseshit.

 >>/849081/
Big findings?

 >>/849063/
the runtime library
it's pretty common

 >>/849078/
Is that nuro or iga?

 >>/849042/
That is the Weber longing for a pepper pie picture and you can't use it.

 >>/849025/
Yeah, it's a serious problem.

 >>/849082/
a couple of CVSS 10.0's ya know?

 >>/849081/
Do you think Monk could have helped you?

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> thinking about having a grand big mac
It's not worth it right? It just tastes the same as the normal big mac I haven't had in years, right?

 >>/849089/
I want to know if a pillow solved that NEETs apron problem.

I'm gonna have an apron problem after this grand big mac.

 >>/849088/
nah not with the report
If Wombosec was a thing, Monk would have been the chad salesman who takes the nerds out for beers and tits and convinces them to convince their manager to drop a few hundred thousand on some bullshit

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Was in a weird part of the coast looking a for. Pizza. Found this mob. just look at them. Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is  going to be good.

 >>/849093/
> Authentic as fuck people sitting down to eat you just know this is going to be good.
until you showed up and started taking photos like a mong

 >>/849092/
he would drink all the beers himeself

 >>/849094/
Ruined

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 >>/849076/
It's within everyone's social and financial reach

Might make an android app that can sneakily take pictures while the phone is in my shirt pocket

 >>/849095/
Yeah every month I'd get his corporate credit card bill and we'd have a meeting where where I basically shout "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO JUSTIFY THIS?"

 >>/849092/
Shame he could be available 24/7 to provide remote assistance.

 >>/849093/
Based.

 >>/849099/
Dave (Cruisey's ex-Accountant with PTSD) timidly trying to explain that the ATO won't let you claim beer and thai prostitutes as a business expense.

At mates house drinking mercuries and doing gogaine 
Ruh row

 >>/849103/
oh you fucken loser

Quick whip around: How many days is Monk going to work next week? I predict he might try for Thursday and get told to fuck off.

Drug fuelled masturbation

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Godzilla Minus One (2023), an epic story of plus sized iguanas and failed kamikaze pilots, will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/849103/
> mates
He's not your mate, he's your dealer, there to remove from you any money you might earn from those brief periods when you have a paid job.

 >>/849108/
It’s free. Calm down

 >>/849109/
So he just wastes $1000 a gram on cocaine for you?

 >>/849103/
Monk? No!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dffHWBtFK-Q

 >>/849107/
Why would he be interested in that yucky boat when there's probably loads of big fat tasty whales in the ocean?

So the grand mac just feels like a big mac before shrinkflation, nothing special. I don't really remember what big macs are like - I haven't had one in 10+ years, but if you're meh about them you won't think much of the grand.

 >>/849113/
You can't see it from here but the yacht is packed with tasty skanks. Godzilla's gonna snort them.

 >>/849089/
Regular Mac's four fiddy on the app today only.

 >>/849114/
Many such cases.

 >>/849114/
I just had one too. Slop.

My burgers are 250g, two beef patties, McDonald's sauce, No brioche.

 >>/849093/
> all white kitchen. 

safe to dine

 >>/849118/
We should've known better. No more sloppa. No more food court chinkie. No more white monsters. No more maccas. No more kfc unless there's a really good deal on

 >>/849107/
i hope its all cgi and not scuzzy stop motion animation nonsense

the chocolate thickshake is completely devoid of taste too
dunno how they managed that

 >>/849120/
SAFE TO DINE AS FUCK

 >>/849093/
can't tell whether that girl's any good from that angle, nuro please get a better shot of her

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 >>/849101/
If you only knew how acquired things really were .....

Hmm, maybe I was the one rambling to himself outside the bakery today. Food for thought.

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 >>/849126/
And a side of garlic bread?

 >>/849126/
Based.

I hope nuro's not going to mix oxycontin with two bottles of wine

 >>/849126/
Pixxa must be stone cold if you brought it back from Kawana. Looks good though.

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For Fucks sake. I hate fatty more than anyone else but maybe if you wagie then you do get nicey things.

 >>/849128/
Ever since i stopped eating the garlic bads i could see me dick again. True Story.

 >>/849133/
OH BOY HERE WE GO

 >>/849131/
nothing a bit if pizda oven cant fix, its too good for the microwave.I am seriosuly impressed by this restaurant. Cant wait to try thier pasta.

The neighbour's smoke alarm's going off again

 >>/849134/
Steamed?

I fear nuros Beach bum arc is over and he's in his druggo era

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 >>/849137/
steamed cringed and seething with a side order of rangeban and a fucking m,ilkcrate

 >>/849138/
As long as it's not end stage like it is for some NEETs.

 >>/849132/
Me too fren, me too...

 >>/849138/
It seems your NEET lore is rather outdated.

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Ready.

 >>/849143/
Best ask Pariston first

 >>/849126/
Even the box looks tasty.

 >>/849146/
Based

 >>/849135/
Price? Woodfired oven?

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Get in here neets, it's time to watch some japs getting rekt: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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 >>/849151/
If you were in that movie it wouldn't be called Teh Fast and teh Furious, it would be called Teh Last and teh Bi-Curious.

time to put my jamies on and have some wine

 >>/849153/
Good wine?

 >>/849154/
nah $8 bottle of sparkling shite I chucked in the cart to make up the $30 minimum delivery

 >>/849155/
Give it a good squirl for me.

honestly wish i was monk right now

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 >>/849157/
You won't be tomorrow. He'll need a good bender get over it all.

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 >>/849152/
Extremely poorly bantered. I graduated roughly around the the time that movie was coming out, my povo friends brothers had silvias, and then when people got real jobs and loans everyone got r33 skylines and supras. Other good friend bought a 300zx and almost killed me by wrapping it around a pole (we went over the gutter and missed the pole backwarwds by a meter. My other cashed up web dev friend bought a honda s2000 he still owns to this day. My little brother bought (2) immaculate 180sx with perfect interiors and gutted them out and and turned them into drift pigs (we barely talk about this anymore) 

since i did a big backup up the other day you can see what car culture was like at the pacific fair carpark at goldy 2003 before obama was elected and the world turned to a big brown mess.

BOI GNY
boy giny
bussy

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Manipur black rice and sesame cake w.cardamom, Waldo blackberry and licorice sauce, home brand yoghurt. 

Too much sesame this time but much better then almond. Need a finer Waldo puree and to set it as a toffee. The yoghurt is just a visual stand in for cream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXUHb_l-1HU

 >>/849162/
Very nice.

 >>/849162/
good work lad

 >>/849162/
I am sorry, i forget, how will this get you any higher than eating a Caramello Koala ?

I thought I found a Caramello Koala in my underpants once, but it was poo

 >>/849162/
Well presented feed.

Overall it's chewy, dense, complex nutty flavours overpowered by the sesame. Synergy between blackberry and caraway.

Hard to pair, already sweet but not rich, dense texture. Room for marachino so I'm thinking Japanese whiskey sour.

 >>/849167/
i had a mate who did that with mcmuffin once. swore to god he passed out with a mcmuffin in his back jean pockets.... upon further investigation that was not a mcmuffin

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 >>/849167/
how much of it did you eat before you realised?

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Vile

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NEETs ill tell ya what. What rudeling my noodle ia  if IGA even bothers to come here anymore since there is no more drama and he no longer talked about or the centre of attention anymore ?

guy from the club texted me to say he has a blocked and infected bowel
collapsed a few hours after the meeting the other night where he was fine

 >>/849174/
Hey I'm not that one who ate it

 >>/849176/
did you have what he had for dinner?

 >>/849176/
> if you fail to cleanse you get he bends

https://c60olive.com.au/product/magox-cleanse-powder-oxygenated-magnesium-intestinal-cleanser-120-capsules/

 >>/849179/
alex jones approved?

 >>/849176/
That's not good.

 >>/849178/
we all had pidser
dunno which flavour or boxes he selected from though

 >>/849180/
Nuro approved. I have supported AJ in the past but the shipping from north america is atrocious. 

Since then i have found local aussie sellers with the same products with free shipping.

pidser of doom

 >>/849183/
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/dannii-minogue-says-she-identifies-as-queer-as-she-gears-up-to-host-gay-dating-show/news-story/4269af9bf577cabd1ee2f9041945858f

 >>/849078/
Well photographed, well captioned. Well bantered, well memed.

 >>/849184/
I'll certainly ask tomorrow night if they know of anybody else who went down in a heap afterward

 >>/849185/
At her age. Shamefur dispray.

That grand big mac has upset my stomach, not recommending it.

 >>/849189/
I threw a third of mine away
too much glop and slop
structurally weak bun

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 >>/849185/
LIES!

 >>/849193/
You've heard of gay conversion therapy? We'll you'd be gay affirmation therapy if she ever met you.

 >>/849191/
I threw all the lettuce away, I never touch take away salad, it's not cooked and you never know how clean the hands touching it have been

 >>/849126/
Good spread.

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 >>/849152/
Extremely well bantered

 >>/849150/
I slept through it NEETs. I'm sorry.

 >>/849198/
we're still watching the final 30 minutes, the climatic battle is approaching

Carn Blues

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 >>/849175/
> rudeling my noodle ia

 >>/849162/
Very impressive.

 >>/849186/
Still feel a bit guilty taking it just for a laugh here. HE'S A HUMAN FUCKING BEAN TOO.

 >>/849192/
> Everyone is...

 >>/849201/
I'll canoodle your noodle.

CARN THE BRONCOS

 >>/849189/
Brown hands.

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< afraid to move the toshiba after the power cord gets more and frayed, while the fans and base chassis of laptop are are suddenly much hotter than they ever used used to manages to egg out a final few irrelevant shitposts.......

some laughed, some cried, meanwhile the elders that just left the temple mumbled under their breath POTTERY

 >>/849199/
No spoilers please. I will watch it all another time.

 >>/849203/
Sadly we executives are not truly human.

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 >>/849208/
A Toshiba!

 >>/849211/
I honestly dont thing stanners was a stain back in his Dads pants bacin 2003

Go on

I bet that fancy pizza joint Nuro went too calls their mozzarella "Fiore di Latte".

 >>/849213/
REPORTED

 >>/849216/
Pronounced 'for da lardie' in his case

 >>/849218/
Reasonably bantered.

 >>/849219/
Thank you.
I am enjoying trying this "being naughty" thing, which is new to me.

 >>/849201/
I swear that bloke was in the moofie

Thanks again. Everything went better than expected.

 >>/849209/
> I will watch
I suggest you do.

 >>/849222/
I think it's still running in the womboflix movie room if anyone wants to watch it

I think we’re seeing what happens when somebody drinks half a dozen energy drinks and does his homework at the last minute and has too much excess energy to go and watch his television shows.

 >>/849222/
> I suggest you do.
It was good?

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 >>/849216/
It doesn't.

 >>/849224/
You should tuck him in tonight.

 >>/849226/
I prefer Edwardian lamb.

 >>/849222/
Did not watch big fella wans't in th mood.

 >>/849226/
Seafood one could be nice.

 >>/849230/
They've been around for 35 years so must be doing something right.

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One each of the pescastore and the mediterranean.

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I could watch him all day

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Night.

 >>/849234/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/849229/
> wans't in th mood
had too many pills and cheap champagne*

 >>/849236/
> pills and cheap champagne
The Based lifestyle.

 >>/849226/
nice one creep

 >>/849230/
garn try them all


night neetoids

Garn bed early. But some day I will have friends and spend friday night partying.

 >>/849238/
Night Pilly Cheesesteak

Took my first dose of finasteride today bros

 >>/849241/
Hope it does something for ya

 >>/849233/
He has nice thighs.

 >>/849225/
It is. It's a drama with action elements me thinks. The CGI was also good considering.
I'm fine with Japanese movies however, some just don't like 'em.

 >>/849229/
When you have the mood, you can dl it from somewhere.

 >>/849238/
Good night big man.

 >>/849241/
Good luck neet.

 >>/849239/
Good night NEET.

 >>/849241/
Good luck. Keep us posted on progress and side effects please.

Love watching these big Blues forwards. What beasts.

 >>/849162/
Nice

Played one go through Manor Lords. Pretty good. Its still in testing phase and lots of bits dont work but its still fun.
Think ill do another go just in sandbox.

 >>/849251/
> Manor Lords
I will look into it.

FRM is gone for the weekend so I'm looking after doggo. She gave me a bottle of Mayfair gin and three bottles of tonic water.
My hat still says info received on the DHL website. I hope it is in the air and just hasn't been updated, not that it is still in Ireland.

 >>/849253/
Treasure your time with that beautiful doggo.

Had some leftover breast meat from a rotisserie chook I wasn't sure when bought. Went through the older threads hitting ctrl-f "roast chook" until I found my earlier posts about buying it, 11 days ago...

Exciting finish to the footy.

 >>/849255/
Not smart. Gross.

If you can't thumb down YouTube videos anymore why did try keep the thumb down icon?

 >>/849258/
The person who uploaded the video can see how many thumbs down it gets.

 >>/849257/
Meant I have some in the fridge. Didn't eat any.

 >>/849260/
> Didn't eat any.
Oh that is good to hear NEET. I am sorry I abused you.

 >>/849259/
How do uploadets know YouTube isn't pulling the number from their arse?

 >>/849262/
Why would Youtube do that?

And more to the point, why would anyone bother thumbing a video?

 >>/849264/
For the same reason a NEET would give a post a "well bantered" or a "poorly bantered".

 >>/849263/
No idea

 >>/849265/
But if all the poorly bantered posts were censored neets would stop leaving them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GVcOIlITUR8

Doing ketamine for the first time 
I like it but makes it hard to type on the phone
Have not caught up. Phrased this post differently than planned

My lungs are making fucked up noises. I’m not gonna make it bros…

 >>/849269/
What does is feel like? Is it anything like meth?

 >>/849270/
Call an ambulance NEET.

 >>/849270/
Ambulance.

 >>/849269/
Where to even get? And how do you know it's even what you think it is.

 >>/849270/
Make a vocaroo

2nd episode of Fallout was better than teh first. I want that reality.

I am watching No Country For Old Men. I have seen it before but that was many years ago. I don't remember much of it.
It is causing me high anxiety I am only watching it in small bits.

 >>/849270/
Please make a post tomorrow if you survive the night.

Too high anxiety to watch movies any more. Severe mental illness.
I can barely function.

Try watching something less violent you mong

 >>/849280/
There will just be something else in it to get anxious about.
Severe mental illness. I'm struggling.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

 >>/849282/
Sleep well

 >>/849275/
Good idea.

 >>/849269/
Monk? No!

 >>/849285/
I made it home alive. Ketamine was pretty enjoyable, I spilled my guts on muh childhood trauma babble to my mate which isn't exactly new, we've discussed it before.
I always thought ketamine was similar to alcohol as a gabanergic dissociative but it was actually a lot different. More 'truth serum' than 'tell tale' type of let loose. It could be alpha male or asshole if you drugged me up on it infront of women. We did the coke too and drank many beers. 
Watched some live rock performances at wemberly and such. Normal things. 
Enjoyable evening. Uber had the back passenger seat lights on the whole way home.

morning bros

 >>/849287/
harrumph

Niggers in the street have been carrying on loudly in their baboon voices and slamming car doors all night.