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Tonight's movie on womboflix will be Martin Scorsesce's Gangs Of New York (2002). I've never seen it myself, but from the pictures it looks like it's either going to be about 19th century butchers or gang warfare. 7pm AEST








































































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 >>/850069/
Speaking of carriage services managed at a federal level, that would include a telephone service. Anyone can file a domestic violence order against someone who has an order against them, if they go to the police. It wouldn't be too difficult to locate the problem phone number if its on file.












































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 >>/850102/
Importing shit skins is meant to have some magical gain to the economy according g to the globalists . That’s what they say but I have no idea how that could even possibly work. All I know is the future they have in mind is completely incompatible with what Australia the luck cuntry was once…



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Some young drunken faggot asked if I was a cop, said my sunnies made me look like one and to get a new pair. Would've liked to have ripped his 'pair' off if you know what I'm saying.














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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/moment-man-uses-pizza-box-to-light-luxury-car-on-fire/news-story/e73595532c24ef15f0fa23126d9f2e86
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CURSE OF RA UPON YOU
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺













































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/yarra-valley-grammar-school-students-suspended-over-disgraceful-list-ranking-female-classmates/news-story/dd95967c999c2e10f7559eeeda51414e
> It costs around $30,000 a year to send a student to the elite Ringwood private school, and Dr Merry said the school prides itself on teaching “respectful relationships”.
If I was paying $30k per year to send my kid there, he would be allowed to make whatever lists he wanted and disrespect whoever he wanted there



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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13384937/Police-suspect-paramilitary-group-sinister-attack-saw-mans-hands-NAILED-fence-car-park-Northern-Ireland-detectives-say-thought-kind-incidents-firmly-past.html
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 >>/850215/
The near daily pokes wins must be perking up that dopamine.
I had a herder tell me about testosterone replacements/suppliments. Have you looked at that? I want to get tested. All the symptoms of low test are a description of my character, apart from libido.

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 >>/850217/
that's where the general started back in 2013, but it moved to original 8chan, then to 8kun then to 8moe i think. the 4chan general still exists but is considered to be full of young conservative poshos, or "williams" as we call them. pic related

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not me, but curious as to who that is. there has been a brit/pol/ on here previously when this has happened. kind of sad how much i need my brit/pol/

















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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/banking/westpac-reports-profit-slide-to-334bn-in-fy24-h1-earnings/news-story/7b7aa71e48e4b47bc47e9522c9c18aa8
> Banking giant Westpac has recorded a 16 per cent slide in half-year profits to $3.34bn
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 >>/850246/
yes lad, and appreciate the inquiry and enforcement

 >>/850243/
i'm 30s but i will be doing this when i'm 60s if the internet still permits it. would be weird being a boomer/neet/ though, there would've been a huge stigma against it back in the 80s/90s whereas we had a bit of a cuture of it online starting from the 2010s for better or worse







































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 >>/850283/
I just need to believe there are pants, how often does somebody acknowledge their pants. They may as well be pointless to us outside of warmth. Break down social convention and you will see our species for what we really are - pantsless




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 >>/850275/
I used to w00t when playing counterstrike. I'd stay up all night, take a break at 3 in the morning to walk down to the local 7/11 to buy some coke and chocolate. CS players were my only real social contacts. What went wrong with my life?












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 >>/850295/
Lobster pills are best for interviews, they turn you into a sleepy version of the perfect human. Drugs are just lifehacks afterall.
Should I walk to the church on the edge of town and have a seminal emotion kind of moment?






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Good Afternoon NEETs

Went for a brisk morning ride around newfarm. Weather was perfect so many jogger bunnies god damn.

Back on the coast now. Battery Is charging. Will head Noosa soon. The weather report lately is just pure bullshit. Its lovely weather.

Also the rose and crown pokies aint got shit on this guy.....






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 >>/850310/
Up your arsehole rectum cunt pussy, lets see what you is. fucking fucked fuck You need to sort your shit unt or else youre just a arsecunt cunt youll never be straight till you give us money cunt so youll always be gay cuk cunt bet you fucking gay as cunt ahahahahahahahahaa cunt fucking gay shit cant laugh at sshit shit fuckin ahaaaahahahahhahahah gay fuck fuck you


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fucking arse cunt fuck tfuck your se you cunting cunt fuck fuck your arse you should shit yoursehfl off a cliff mate and then fuck your pw mum fucking fuck you cunt shit you btch bloody whore cunt bitch man fucking gfuck you cunt whore bitch shot cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttt




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 >>/850310/
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...






















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 >>/850342/
No, it's not. It has always been two talk streams in parallel, a CTF that runs the whole time, and a couple of small rooms for lock picking and electronics.
The Adelaide organiser is one of the biggest fuckwits and cyber charlatans you'll ever meet.

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Even the name BSides was a play on the A and B side of a record and the conference used to follow a straight laced security conference (the ACSC conference here in Australia).
There is no A side conference in this case.














































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 >>/850383/
I stand out the front of my house and ask people walking by if they can clean my toilet for me because it's too dirty.
Most people say no but one guy said yes but he tried to rape me and didn't even clean the toilet properly.










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> BSides is a cybersecurity focussed ‘unconference’ that follows an ‘open spaces’ format. This varies from structured presentations to smaller break-out groups, through to workshops and capture the flag events; any medium that provides a direct connection between members of the cyber security community, across the entire spectrum of beginners to experts.
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> public holiday
> fucking nothing is open 
> get to kebab place just before close
> fucking cunt infront of me orders 6 kebabs for his family. 
> they run out of chicken half way through
> keeps  umming and ahh Ing on the phone woth his wife and kids 
> motherfucker wastes 20mins of my life 
> was double parked almost got a parking fine 
> wanted to smash this guys skull in
















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accurate 
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we all know you got (0) positive replies to any of your posts today 
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well shibs there are only 2 places i know that do real real lamb kebabs, we get this bullshit mystery meat here, its called Beeflamb
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finna cop your wellness fools
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i am regular i couldnt cause a scene, there correct action should have been sit down heres a pen and paper work out what you want with your wife over the phone and we will tend to other customers 
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ahhh the gif that keeps on steaming... timeless 
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maybe its some kind  of thing like where lotto winners and sudden inheritors lives just go to high speed SHTF because they are too much of a NPC to know how to spend it. Its like monopoly money, not real.

Only NPC's become gambling addicts, Heroes who roll the dice with their own earnings are just addicted to the thrill, like an extreme sport poly-athlete or an EEB rider.








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Make sense but i rate gambling below drug addicts and inject and ruin their bodies. At least they get a tangible product and a guaranteed high. Gambling is a just a mind game, like a 10/10 stripper teasing you for a fuck and then walks away. No refunds. 

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i agree fuck Aldi

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oh my sweetey arent you coping, are the memories flooding back ?

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This. we all imagine what a twisted demented life this poor NEET must  live. But Taking it out on everybody else is here has pissed off everybody and caused enough bad Karma the dude is CURSED for life..... he aint never getting out if his hole and he aint never leaving here either. He is the unflushable shit... An infinite floater....


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Yes, I too feel sorry for that poor pathetic NEET, with only trailer park schizos to talk to IRL. His life must be unbearable and depressing, constantly harassed by cenno and max. One breach away from destitution with no prospects for working. I'd legit off myself If my life was that unfixable.








































































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I flushed my old socks down the toilet because the bin was full and now the toilet is blocked but I'll still shit in it.
I reckon the bowl will hold 5 days worth of shit before it starts scraping my bum (will have to hold cock and balls away from the pile), then I will call a plumber.






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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
> The satellite was launched on 26 September 2016, at 03:42 UTC, from the first launch pad (FLP) of Satish Dhawan Space Centre, Sriharikota (SHART)

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very sad that my current IGA doesn't open until 9am, back when I used to live near a chink run milk bar they opened at 6am, and I'd go down there every morning for a big block of chocolate and a coke to start the day































































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> Clearance processing complete at ADELAIDE-AUS
> May 07 2024 09:51 am
> ADELAIDE-AUS, Australia

> Arrived at DHL Sort Facility ADELAIDE-AUS
> May 07 2024 09:44 am
> ADELAIDE-AUS, Australia
It says it will arrive on Wednesday.

















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Ive had a 3rd a bottle of angry juice today, feeling like finding some pub to be judgemental about. Think about their shitty wall decorations and overpriced shit burgers served on chopping boards. And the miserable clientele. God I feel like throwing rocks at something, if someone answers the door in the next 5 minutes im going spaz with a knife. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

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Youre the kind of person that chose to sit and rot, thats the real you. No amount of life success is going to strip you of your inherently garbage personality. Cynicism is usually the appropriate outlook for cunts like us





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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/travel/article-13385855/Stokes-Bay-beach-Kangaroo-Island-Australia-best-hidden-gem-travel-destination.html
that's right, publicise it and shit it up

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Wouldnt it be nice to live in an objectively awful place like glasgow or new york, or better yet some slavic shithole. No more pretenses or false smiles or false pride. Everybody is on the level about the terrible place they inhabit. A place where a man can overdose on a corner and people walk past it. Thats my kind of place















































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Saturday night on womboflix, we have Totall Recall (1990) -  based on a story by Philip K. Dick, Total Recall tells the story of Douglas Quaid (Schwarzenegger), a construction worker who receives an implanted memory of a fantastical adventure on Mars. He subsequently finds his adventure occurring in reality as agents of a shadow organization try to prevent him from recovering memories of his past as a Martian secret agent aiming to stop the tyrannical regime of Martian dictator Vilos Cohaagen.

Then on Sunday we will be playing Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) - a petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation.
































































































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Been caning it again with the standards. Feeling my own mortality now I’m the wrong side of thirty. Wonder how much longer I actually have. The body keeps score  of it all, durries , obesity , pig food, you can’t get away with anything. I hope I can out live my folks at least.






















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I can imagine a tank manned by robots that raid the cities abducting pregnant women and performing abortions on them, then they have a robot gang rape session and implant new semen into her vagina to begin the process again.
They are then released back into the wild after recieving a chip and they get picked up again in 6 months time for another robotic abortion/rape ordeal, eventually the robots won't need to hunt their victims down once they become accustomed to their new world.


























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> Features:
> 1.It is made of high quality materials,durable enought for your daily wearing.
> 2.Stylish and fashion design make you more attractive.
> 3.Great for Daily,Casual,I am sure you will like it!
> 4. Wearing it will make you look more handsome.





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> Baby's Day Out - The Fall Guy
> Each Wednesday, Reading Cinemas presents 'Baby's Day Out' sessions.
> Relax and enjoy a movie at Reading Cinemas without worrying about feeding in the dark or those unexpected hissy-fits. We'll keep the lights dimmed so that you can see what you're doing.
might go an ogle some milkers




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Just had a BIG cash cow call me and near beg to come on board. He's asked a few times but he's with the company I used to work with so I kept trying to get him to stay there. Not keen on another cease and desist. It's enough to hire one and a half full-time wagies, or there about. Could hire someone to deal with him exclusively, almost need to because he's high maintenance. Lots of work.


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Yeah, I know. That's why the cease and desists are retarded. Will take them to accc if they do it again but really can't be fucked and I've told them before. Plus, I used to actively poach clients and workers for them, I've never done that for myself.

















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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/shock-decision-after-horror-hunter-valley-bus-crash-killed-10-wedding-guests/news-story/21f205f9e8c730529eea64319c5bac2f
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 >>/850894/
They don't need to tell anyone except the plan manager and the coordinator should know. Lots will talk to other providers but there's no reason they 'have' to.
Makes it hard to budget if they don't give consent to talk to one another.








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