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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-20/nt-police-arrest-man-over-darwin-hit-and-run-at-brinkin/103748834

> An alleged hit-and-run driver accused of reversing over three people as they were sleeping on a Darwin road has handed himself into police.

> "Detectives wish to thank the public for assisting with the investigation, including those who provided CCTV footage and information regarding the identity of the driver.

Imagine helping the police get someone who accidentally ran over boongs sleeping on the road.
















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> In the period spanning December 2022 to December 2023, the Northern Territory saw a decline in road fatalities, with 31 lives lost compared to 47 in the previous year. Despite this significant 34% decrease, the road fatality rate per capita remains three times higher than the national average.
> Pedestrian safety also emerges as a pressing issue, with 9 out of the 31 fatalities in 2023 involving adult pedestrians.















































Centrelink $4000 payment program is launched to provide one time emergency payment to its beneficiaries sufferings financial problems like homelessness, unemployment or increased cost of living.







 >>/854109/
The Australian government plans to roll out the $750 Centrelink cash relief in 2024, offering one-time financial aid to those in need, especially those impacted by natural disasters and economic uncertainties.
> 9 hours ago


https://askizzy.org.au/food-info

https://www.salvationarmy.org.au/anti-poverty-week/how-we-can-help-when-finances-are-tight/

https://www.unitingvictas.org.au/services/emergency-relief/food-vouchers-food-material-aid/

























 >>/854123/
paristan stated in his original charter he would be merciless about flase flagging and imitating NEETs 

if he has not done anything about the abuse here from that same guy who has nothing better to do than be be a pest its not my problem










Found a guy on google reviews giving all the rub and tugs 1 star and big write ups. 
Surprised 9 times in a row when they do the flip and walk out flabagasted at the offer of extras.
Based as fuck.



































































The white mondster gave me a second poo, it was worth it for that reason if nothing else. But I swear that's the last one, I'm going to buy a pack of no-doze next time I'm at woolies, use that instead.
























https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/sydney-woman-survives-five-cancers-with-11-organs-removed/news-story/386b3c80e4cabb0a749b1e1db2234dea
in this gripping installment, the journalist redefines the word 'organ'
















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> In 1994, two black waitresses at a charity dinner at a hotel in Derbyshire took exception to Manning's act and appealed to an industrial tribunal against the management of the hotel for racial discrimination, claiming that the word "wog" had been used. Manning said in response that "wog" was "a horrible, insulting word I've never used in my life" but defended use of the words "nigger" and "coon" as historical terms with legitimate roots.[11] The complainants initially lost, but the decision was overturned on appeal and they were awarded an undisclosed sum.[15][16] On an appearance on The Mrs. Merton Show on 19 March 1998, Manning admitted that he was a racist, which surprised host Caroline Aherne and went down badly with the audience.[11]









































































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Are you ronery neets? Don't be ronery, come join the boys tonight as we watch Team America: World Police (2004) in 1 hour. 10 minutes before that we will be playing some comedian Bernard Manning's  >>/854256/ youtube videos.

1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix













 >>/854323/
 >>/854322/
From his comparison/review of the normal BM v GBM 6 years ago, the BM was $6.05 and only 199g, while the GBM was $7.55 and 326g. They forgot to put pickles and onion on both.

The BJ was $7.25 3(three) years ago.

From his '22 review of teh MacJr($6.75 2190kJ - He didn't bring the scales), the BMs were $6.95 while the GBMs $9.60.

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Harry on gumtree hasnt replied yet but his ad is still up. Maybe he is sick in hospital, I hope he's okay, I just have to wait until he is better and can message me back. Its freexing and I dont have any cold weather gear but cunts drop scarves and gloves and I picked one up for the ride to teh wage tmrw. I will keep my eyes open for another one on the footpath. I got some heavy shirts and a blanket coming from my online shop. Got some eggs and chickpeas leftover from dinner and I'll have that and some bread crusts for lunch tomorrow. Might soak my feet in a bucket of hot water and go to bed early to beat the friggen cold.












































































 >>/854424/
 >>/854425/
Yes. Three today.
Second to last was at a pub and one of the other guests at the table had big fake lips and tits, I could see not just the nipple outline but also the ariola (whatever) as well. She had a jacket covering up when we left. I was told that her bloke was apparently giving me daggers but I didn't even notice him. Love bimbo sluts.








Sometimes I have a fantasy where I am watching TNG with NK and a Counsellor Troi scene gets him all worked up and I get raped during the end credits of an episode from season three.













































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Yes I have watched all 3 movies at the cinema.
The second one came out around the same time as star wars episode 1 and layz chips had a promotion where they placed tokens in packets and you could win another bag of chips instantly (and it was often).
I thought that promotion would last forever.







Imagine when your robot wife breaks down and you need to get some tradie cunt in to fix her and he opens up her maintenance hatch and rummages around in there in the most vulgar and intrusive ways.





































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Fueled the car, increased the tire pressure significantly (deflated due to non-use), washed the car (self-service wash), and Bunnings. Impressively took 40 minutes with little traffic on the road at the time. Good decision to do it early.






VPN sales will boom
> Why Australian parents and experts are pushing to raise the age for social media access to 16
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/why-australian-parents-and-experts-are-pushing-to-raise-the-age-for-social-media-access-to-16/news-story/3219bad84ea37632b2f0037d1a96724e

Kind of liek
https://cybernews.com/how-to-use-vpn/how-to-bypass-porn-ban-in-texas/



































































Also Motherbat's neighbour texted me about the fall Motherbat had the other week, suggesting I get her one of those pendants or watches that can make emergency calls.
Motherbat will be shitty she is going behind her back.









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> forgot to put chocolate sauce in the bottom of the sundae as well as the top
If it's not at the top or bottom, how did they make it?
If it's just in the middle did they stop dispensing the ice cream to put a bit of topping in and then just fill the rest up with ice cream?


 >>/854611/
she put the fudge on top - traditionally large maccas sundaes have it on both top and bottom, but a lot of places don't put it on the bottom after they switched to paper cups because you can't see it anymore when they hand it to you. Just another sign of the decline of western civilisation.
























Welcome to Thug Hunter - where hunting down black thug guys and turning them gay (hell, if that was needed in the first place!) is our mission. Or it's other way around. We aren't sure by now, as what started as an OG thug gay project became a huge interracial mash up - both ways! White guys, black guys they all tough and shit, but when it comes to sucking dick they just get down on their knees and do what they love the most!

> Public Transport Police are investigating after a man assaulted several passengers on a train this morning.
> Just before 9am on Sunday 19 May, four women on the Adelaide bound Gawler line train were assaulted by a man unknown to them.
> The women who were all travelling separately were randomly assaulted by being punched, slapped, pushed, spat at by and verbally abused by the man.
https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/front-page-news/assault-on-gawler-line-train
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> At around 11.00am on Thursday 28 March 2024, a woman was seen walking along the footpath on Albany Highway in Victoria Park, appeared to be very agitated.
> As the woman walked past a supermarket store, she kicked out at sign-board standing on the footpath out the front, causing it to land on the road and break apart making it unusable.

My kind of woman






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Red shoe wearing chris chan steals pokemon cards

> At around 11.00am on Tuesday 12 December 2023, a man entered a gaming merchandise retail store on Albany Highway in East Victoria Park and approached the cabinets where Pokemon cards are kept. 
> The man placed numerous packs of Pokemon cards into a shoulder bag he was carrying before leaving the store without paying for the cards. 
> The man is described as: light skinned, slim build, between 25 to 30 years of age with short brown hair. The man was wearing a blue and maroon striped jumper, grey trousers, red sneakers and carried a walking stick to assist him with walking.












































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Pootie Tang (2001) will be on womboflix tonight: Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America, who try to steal his magic belt and make him sell out by endorsing addictive products to his people. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix




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Tired of pointlessly turning the handle on the wage money machine. Gonna wrap it up tomorrow and talk to Barry Swindle and if he looks like taking more than a couple days to fix the ute I'm catching the bus back to Da Nang airbase and thence back to the world somehow.  Have to abandon my gear and leave a ton of nice shit behind, sadly, including a pair of so-so alloy rims with ford PCD that some sport dono'd just outside the wire on the compound. would have been a nice start to upgrade the stock wagon I want. Might hire a parking lot space and get Barry to drop it there until I can retrieve it. Lots of fail to deal with but cash ain't on that list.






When I used to sell things on ebay people would private message me offering to pay me through paypal privately instead of making the sale on ebay, but I always said no even though that meant ebay got a cut of the money. I was worried it could be a scam.














































































Centrelink $1500 payment 2024 – Check Eligibility, Payment schedules, Application process. The Centrelink $1500 payment aims to provide financial assistance to individuals facing crises or extreme circumstances. This one-off payment helps people cover immediate costs during difficult times.
> 13 mins ago














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When I lived in lathlain I used to go to the dominos in vic park. the one thats on the corner of the outside of the woolies on the main drag. There was always this fat boong chick that would sit on the bench just around the corner. As people would leave with their pizzas she would always ask for a slice.





























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 >>/854856/
how am filthy or a junkie ? you are just jealous you dont have access to a walk in shower and pain meds

 >>/854857/
No i love Taiwan. Its based as hell. Ukraine is gay ad fuck and lost a generation men while the women are over deas whoring it up

In regards to Taiwan i would glad serve in the military to protect TMSC and my iPhone chips and E-Bike Motors.








JSP appointment todayow with teh new case manager or whatever the fuck they call themselves nowadays. Haven't showered or washed clothes in over a week so they're in for a stinky treat!

> Fans got their first glimpse of the game this week via a cinematic trailer that introduced dual protagonists Naoe – a female ninja – and Yasuke – who’s based on a real-life figure often referred to as "the African samurai".
Oh for fuck's sake, I actually had some hopes for this game. 2025 hasn't even begun and it's already ruined.































https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13422041/Full-horror-Oklahoma-teen-Noah-Presgroves-injuries-explained-autopsy-results-chilling-insight-final-moments.html
chad got his comeuppance


































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 >>/854996/
Whenever I see those people at uni there are usually lots of girls.
About half of them are girls, ranging from slightly above to well below average. The guys there are atrocious however - very little competition. It'd be a good way to go I reckon for gf hunting but I've never tried it.
 >>/854964/
Haha, thanks. She has been getting increasingly popular due to that Princess Diana show. She is a bit too old to have her career take off though I reckon.
 >>/854965/
Is it any good?















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