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ffs she bought double stuffed 'new york cheesecake' flavour oreos
just because something is "new" doesn't mean I want to try it
I have had to abandon the Gattaca (1997) watch. It was causing me too much anxiety. I got 44 minutes in.
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I liked the brunette in the green she had a nice bum. But no I was just passing through. I was only about 30% through the goon cycle. I will catch them back at sunset and they will drunk as skunks.
Is anyone using Chrome with uBlock Origin? I'm reading that manifest v3 is being rolled out in June this year and youtoobs started having ads yesterday or the day before. 
Might just go to firefox
My norwood pills have a waiting time of 45 minutes. Fuck me dead. You just need to grab the box off the fucking shelf you dumb cunt, how long can it take?
 >>/862100/
fucking did not
it's a limited edition one
lemon yoghurt with raspberry on teh bottom
it was meant for breakfast, but she wants to drop shit at the op shop at dawn and take me to mcdolans for breakfast
she is not prepared for mcdolans racism
 >>/862090/
I have ungoogled chromium with ublock but rarely use it, as for ads youtube is still trying to push them through along with interface changes so even with Firefox "some" people still get an occasional ad.
 >>/862105/
I use Firefox. I have had advert issues once maybe in the last year or so and just updated uBlock when it happened and it was fine.
Fuck google and chrome.
https://www.chobani.com.au/our-products/chobani-greek/pots/raspberry-lemonade/
He owes me an apology
I thought it was my brain playing tricks on me because I'd been cubing some butter, but it persisted and then I googled it and it's something some chardy makers actually try for
Dinner was a success with Motherbat.
I gave her the good piece of meat. Woolworths pulled their usual shit with one piece of eye fillet and one piece of dodgy shit shaped to look like eye fillet.
Mummybot will not concede that she is not saying 'quesadilla' with the correct ethnic pronunciation
 >>/862160/
My piece might have been right up the very end of the tenderloin where it joins the other bit.
Moral of the story is make frens with the local butcher.
 >>/862152/
Good on her. I deliberately say croissant wrong. I will not make myself sound like a poofter just to be correct.
Mispronounce everything. Fuck all foreign words. Fuck all foreigners.
The girl at Bakers Delight tried to correct my pronunciation of "Pane di Casa" and I just gave her a disinterested look in response.
She was "educating" me. A Bakers Delight girl. She had no idea who she was talking to.
If it hadn't been for the mental illness and poor life choices I would have been so far above her she wouldn't have dared try to correct me.
She wouldn't even have dared to make eye contact.
None of them judge me by who I should have been. They just go by what I am.
The injustice!
 >>/862178/
Good. Pronounciation should change dependant on the culture using it.
English doesn't have retarded latin inflexion. Romance languages are for poofs.
Watching a POV walkthrough of the way upto the Temple Mount.
Looks so cheap and tacky. Power boards on 2x4 beams and poorly made.
 >>/862194/
Really is crap. I hte that there's a mosque on it, as well as the dome but least they tried to make it look nice. The city of David is interesting but the rest of it doesn't have much done by any Jews, unless you count Herod as a real Jew.
 >>/862198/
m8, I like bunnings, please don't dis it. I hope they serve some nice snags in front of the temple mount, with onions and that fluffy white bread
 >>/862201/
would unironically like to eat a pork sausage on bread in front of the temple mount, while jews and muslims look on in horror, dribbling meat juice all over the place
 >>/862205/
I had a bacon zinger burger in the carpark of the Horsham mosque. I remember spilling some.
Not because I was edgy, but because I am a mong who doesnt think.
I got three mobos two with AMD chips im not familiar with and one i7. two PSU's and a network switch with 100Mbps speed. The guy had a lot of depricated shit all neatly stored in lockers and tubs. e waste mostly.
 >>/862045/
How was it? Dominos are doing a special deal everyday this month, and on the 15th, 22nd, 26th and 29th you can score a value pixxa for five bucks, just like the good old days.
Doing evil things in this game is making me feel bad.
I might start again and be virtuous this time.
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Footy umpires must cry themselves to sleep sometimes thinking about all the bad calls they made and having tens of thousands of spectators hate them.
Listening to a country music radio station for a change. Some of the lyrics are a bit cringe but still better than hearing the niggers over on Triple J.
Ok, I have firefox setup. Installed Vimium C, uBlock origin, and a tree-style tabs extension. Imported bookmarks and history but wasn't able to import form autofills for logins etc because that's in my MacOS keychain and doesn't unlock despite knowing the password. Which is actually good because I take stock of all my accounts and logins etc. 
Watching a comfy video with The Golden One and SolBrah now. No ads.
12 hour twitter suspension for saying muslims should be hanged, the fuckin woke left ruin everything!
 >>/862261/
This reddit thread seems the place to go to best understand what is happening:

https://old.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1atwzem/youtube_detection_ads_breakages_2024_02_18_ubo/
did a mission
she decided she didn't want mcdolans so I came home had toast and apricot jam and a chobani (still waiting for apology) and a mug of milo
I went to Vivid and honestly surprised there wasn't a crowd crush like there was in South Korea. Vivid Staff couldn't do anything but talk on their walkie talkie. Would be a great gig to get paid.

One Sir got told off for thinking he was in his apartment. One guy with a family said the following to the one Sir trying to invite them over (let the other Sirs push past the crowds)
> There is half a square metre of space
> How many people? (he wanted to invite over to it)
> Three!
> I've been waiting here and I am not moving
< Sir moves back with his Sir friends who pushed in

> Wild scenes at Vivid Sydney as hundreds of terrified revellers are caught in 'crowd crush'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13508751/Vivid-Sydney-crowd-crush-police-barriers.html
Took Sweaty for a walk in my pyjama trackies. Made Motherbat do the washing yesterday and didn't want to put clean clothes on until I've had a shower.
> imagining the look of fear on the mong's face as Cruisey locks eyes with them, declares it's time for breakfast, and starts taking off his pants
Being on the diet wagon is causing me to have dreams pretty much every night.
I don't like it at all. Want it to stop.
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Good Lunchtime NEETs

just woke up. Cant remember last night. Thank you vodka and valium. Not really that taxed but could just lay in bed all day long and rest the body. Problem is the fidge is empty. I will have to leave the house at some stage to aquire some form of alchohol and food. Shit i could even just do with some beers for a change....

Abstinence and choofing instead is also an option. A big hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 >>/862345/
ahh yes i member

i just disliked that moofie in general, mainly because of /tv/ being obsessed with drive and that film because of the goose
> find clothes on special
> only XXXL available
Us fucking skellies always get the shit end of the stick.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13503895/Sarah-franklin-sarah-murphy-7eleven.html
VicPol, Coroner's Office, State ensure a kike gets away with murder.
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 >>/862368/
 BASADO! 

 >>/862366/
what ? this is me taking it easy, couple of beers and one sushi is din dins and the other is breakfast. Champas is just for the week ahead. I always get two cases from dans, but i was lazy. By sunday afternoon they had been cleared out. Those were the last 6 left in the entirety of Dans holy establishment

Also had bloods done recently, not diabetic, liver not great but not terrible, need to cut intake and certainly no more cognac fueled rides :/

 >>/862367/
yeah already dosed

 >>/862369/
I bought two bottles of brain force  last time i ordered but i am over paying for USPS shipping its total bullshit, i already get the nitrous boost and nacent iodine from a local seller at Buderim. Once i run out of brain force i will try the bulk Alpha GPC from the ebay seller i get my NAC from. 

 >>/862376/
who ?

 >>/862377/
i am actually ok with this, freedom of religion is in the US constitution.
roll with chiggen schnitzel, cheese, lettuce, tomardo, red onion, mayo, salt and pepper for dindins
 >>/862416/
Yeah we put the blanket over her once she has settled and tuck it in around her. If she tries to cover herself it just ends with all of the bedding on the floor.
 >>/862409/
Naturally I wont be attending the board jew love-in, therefore I will miss the opportunity to slam cruisey for his selection. Don't watch this pedoshit drivel NEETs, the cringe nightmares you will certainly suffer are the ticket for admission.
If only we knew... 
> he's managed to lever his vileness into an entire career of comedies about an unattractive guy who gets women
I hope that was a random foul shit and not a portent of things to come. We both are the same meals today and there is only one shitter in the house.
 >>/862429/
Neets actually love woody allen movies - they love going into chat and kvetching about how much they hate jews and how terrible the movie is.
They had to cut the first part of the phone booth scene because he told the IRS he spent a quater filming it
sigourney weaver was actually in the final scenes, the tall goyim girl who woody is standing next to outside the theatre
 >>/862474/
Took apart a whole chook. Separated the marylands and wings which were roasted in a garlicky herb butter. Tits in the freexer. Made some stock with the carcass. Then there's all the cleaning of dishes.
https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/macron-calls-snap-legislative-elections-in-france/news-story/edc6194e3dcbbc92eeae9722b285824b
typical female goes missing for a month, doesn't apologise or explain, just pops in to say it's her birthday so simps will give her money
Joslin?
> I'll fess up and say my (28M) intake would be around 130-160 standard drinks a week. I'm interested to know what the rest you you drink considering our drinking culture.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1dbpabb/taken&#95;from&#95;a&#95;recent&#95;post&#95;on&#95;askuk&#95;how&#95;much&#95;to&#95;you/
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/dominos-brings-back-crust-type-a-decade-after-first-introduced/news-story/f95c7734c0dac24b6e7c5e37237ce746
Fucked up the meds on the cow. Not bad but wrong day (same meds every day so the dosage is correct and whatnot) so will likely need some gp give me a lecture on clinical procedures.
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Fuck all of that. It'll be sorted by wednesday. I have a herder there that decided to play doctor and do his Tues meds out of the webster pack instead of calling me. Cow will tell his coordinator making them lose faith over something I could have remedied before he noticed.
Having a cone and a stando. It's all sorted but no doubt there'll be some cunt trying to make a mountain.
When I took over, I found three meds on the floor and one left in the webster from a day before starting.
 >>/862531/
He's fine. There is no issue from a clinical care point of view, but there is from a compliance admin view. Which will be sorted on Wed. Could've been sorted today if he had called first.
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Ordered a lot of Thai feed last night on a website previously "recommended by the restaurant" on Google (food was cheaper too). The order was 25 minutes before the pick-up time. I get there and they haven't even acknowledged the order I paid for when I placed it, as this system (i.e., not uber eats or MenuLog) was on the other side of the counter.

Took them 15 minutes to cook it. Every dish was underwhelming/undercookeded. All the mains were visible burned. Burned leftovers for lunch.
 >>/862540/
I might take a photograph of the leftover food today and contemplate the option. I like one particular dish there and don't want to lose it forever, but it was disgusting. I would have rather waited another 10 to 20 minutes on top of the 15 minute extra wait for it to be cooked right.
 >>/862539/
There's only one lot of loading for any amount of time as a casual, which is 25%. The penalty for the shift is before the loading is applied, so it's always that. 
They get $84 something an hour on a public holiday, with a two hour minimum.
 >>/862537/
I am sorry you experienced that NEET. There are many such cases these days. Quality and service have both cratered.
I boycott brown hands.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/sydney-woman-calls-out-unacceptable-male-act/news-story/ebeee2e858a5dd2babc5e9d728dbae96
> that happened
https://www.news.com.au/sport/spectators-vulgar-act-ruins-nrl-history/video/347ab3bb8a9628b5768931f13d7f091b
kek
On the bus because the Gawler trains are not running. Horrible experience finding the bloody stop and worrying if I was on the right side or not. Going to get my hair cut and check out a jacket. Got lots of work planned also. I had a slow start to the day but hopefully I can make something of the rest of it.
watching an episode of the boys, homelander is massacring a building full of muslims while rock the casbah plays
Made it to uni. The library is shut because of the public holiday so the main area is pretty busy. Not wearing my hat. My hair looks okay but it is a strange feeling not having it on. Cracking a white monster and thinking of webby.
 >>/862582/
> The library is shut because of the public holiday so the main area is pretty busy
That happened to me a few years ago and you would not believe the state of the toilets that all the brown hands and brown arses created.
 >>/862584/
No it was very disappointing. I watched all of Season 2 but I was only hate watching by the end and then I stopped watching the show entirely.
What started out as interesting mysteries and characters were not handled well at all. Ruined.
And don't even get me started on the political shit.
Literally one little cafe was open so I ended up paying $39.05 for a toasted ham sandwich, a toasted cheese sandwich, and two flat whites. Despite asking for white bread they used multigrain and the ham sandwich literally had two slices of that circular Primo ham from the supermarket on it.
Went for a drive afterward.
Paid $2.19 a liter for petrol.
 >>/862589/
> had two slices of that circular Primo ham
Public holidays and long weekends are often vile for food. Christmas/New Years Eve is the worst.

> Paid $2.19 a liter for petrol.
Must be rocket fuel.
 >>/862593/
No you are thinking of Leon The Professional. It has that same guy in it.
We will not be watching that, it is not appropriate for NEET audiences.
I cleaned the mirrors. I used the windex spray.
The hardest part was having to see my reflection in them. Such ugliness.
Hopefully it will be several months before I accidentally catch another glimpse.
Next they will be commenting on the contents of the porn you watch. These AIs are getting out of control!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks ridiculous in this Looper movie. I think they have done some sort of aging makeup or something.
Movie is full of plot holes and makes no logical sense.
My footy stream keeps dropping out. Might have to abandon.
Disappointing, but they've been good this year.
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Good Evening NEETiauphiles

Took a long drive today, went somewhere i didnt know existed. This place would be eic full moon dergs.....


other than that, got home traffic was backed up, wanted to get a dirty chip-bab, god told me to go home and cook a roast. So thats what i am doing.....
 >>/862667/
Best hamburgers and fried food I ever had was from an old Greek guy and his wife. Don't think he ever changed the oil in the deep fryer and when they used to open the door to go into the freexer it smelled rotten, but it was nicest food we have ever had.
Yea who the fuck decided the dim sim shop should be owned by people who eat dogs, and the chip shop run by a people who never had potatoes.
I am supporting the next Nurgle contender. The wagon is holding him back. He needs a pizza with some wings and a garlic bread and two milkshakes.
Literally cannot find anything worth watching on tiktok. Zoomers are the most worthless generation in human history.
Might go to the shops and get some milk and mini danishes. BWS isnt open yet so I'll need to go again later.
 >>/862804/
lol the seppos call thier stupid measurement datum "English" dispite apparrently being free of english rule since the war of independence in 1789
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13513959/Plus-sized-influencer-Callejas-503-dies-aged-37-heartbroken-family-reveals-painful-truth.html
 >>/862823/
These were mostly woolworths clerks. They didn't even seem like they were trying to be sexual. I expect so little of my community and they still dissapoint.
I did more cleaning. Half the house done now. I do it one room at a time, sometimes weeks apart.
The carpet broom I bought has been very handy, sweeping up all the hair and dust which my poor quality vacuum cleaner just pushes around. The broom sweeps it into big piles which can just be picked up and put in the bin.
 >>/862832/
Not just ‘work’. You stop pursuing hobbies and things you actually like doing because you’re surrounded by mess or the table you would have used has crap all over it
 >>/862833/
The trap I get into that's different from that NEET's is storage containers. Literal shame boxes storing crap I forget about and sometimes need but can't remember where I put it. Works to clean desk space but not good for finding things quickly. I have used smaller containers to help me with this issue though.
https://endchan.net/.media/12b12ba5ed33d6c70fb40c5053b365f2-videomp4.mp4

any neet know where i can find the last song here. i think it's sweet but psycho dj csm remix. can't find anywhere
Is there any way you can get money out of cenno if you start an educational course and need to buy stuff, ie a laptop?
 >>/862864/
To live and work at on your own. On land you own. No rates or land taxes. Meeting all the weird characters and/or serial killers that pass through. A kitchen with one of those seppo flat-top grills. Coffee served from a big glass pot, no poofy espresso machine. A few rooms out back for accommodation.
 >>/862903/
miss that podcast. i watched it when it was current i think it might've been the funniest ever, but some of the alt-right ones could be pretty funny too
 >>/862922/
I liked it. It seemed popular, not sure why it wasn't continued.
I think the audience thought it would be about a liberal soft cunt with apologetic views.
Cash Cows
> 'My son's care costs $2m, and it's still not enough'
>  >"Providers can charge up to $150 an hour for inappropriate care"
https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/my-sons-care-costs-2m-and-its-still-not-enough/news-story/356f6c057e7dbe03ac8ff14a22b2fb99
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GOOD EVENING NEETIPHILES

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-11/telstra-act-government-to-work-together-telstra-tower-upgrade/103962700

NICE

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-11/sydney-indian-community-mourns-deaths-women-kurnell/103964576

GOOOOOOOOD

and in other News BIG PINEAPPLE IS NO LONGER CANCELLED
Cunts are selling one mag only which is just dreaming that someone wants it. There are so many different variants that finding matching mags when You have one or two is pretty low odds, like monk or cruisey hobby gaming odds, tiny, bye bye money.
 >>/862990/
It's probably very high carb
 >>/862991/
Came from Slavs, it's Ivan's bread and I asked him what he eats it with. He said my salad was too many ingredient. No mixing fish salad and beetroot salad. He didn't have any spicy pork fat so I'm using butter
How do you get diagnosed as a mong? I feel like getting out of the house a bit more, I'd like someone to take me bowling.
How do I deliberately get a handler from somewhere like UMM that will take me out for a poke and some pints?
Recent rains have caused all the weeds to come up again. Can't win. Will need to get the sprayer out.
Too fat for that sort of work.
> When Béla Kiss' landlord poked a hole in one of his tenant's barrels, he was overwhelmed by the "smell of death".
I wonder if the big fella is related.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Béla&#95;Kiss
AUTHORITIES SUSPECT "EL NURO" SANDWICH AS CAUSE OF FOOD POISONING OUTBREAK. "ALL THE SYMPTOMS WERE BASED" SAID HEALTH CHIEF

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