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third party is for damages like if you crash into a power pole and knock out electricity to a suburb or some shit. The MAIB premium you pay with your rego is for injuries to other people. 
RETARD
Gay thred BTW
I finished watching Looper. I didn't like the ending. I didn't like much of it to be honest.
It could have been much  better.
Wake up at 6, have beer and go back to sleep. Wake at midday, have beer and go back to sleep. Woe.
https://youtu.be/G5Uqy2elngA?si=IKfGT0w44srvzV5-

Youtube appropriate extremism.
Makes some good points.
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Still got the coof. South westerly is absolutely Antarctic. Should be out riding in this weather ? Hellllll YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Looks like Nuro and IGAY are going to have new landos. Nuro will be okay because he's on the freemason owned side of the gold coast but IGAY lives in the boong land rights sacrifice swamp so he's gonna have issues there.
how the fuk can I sometimes see cunts posting as they write it in the reply box. I mean character by character, it comes up under the realtime users on site field, hunh? why?
Actually I'm wondering if I want to do this cloud data volume shit rather than getting another VPS. If only I knew I a good cloud engineer.
 >>/865134/
Various golang programs and docker images I keep adding to my bottom tier vps keep taking shitloads of disk space, I need to create more room for them.
 >>/865141/
If they're heavy iops and not critical, you would be better with a VPS. 

Why not get a dedicated server? There are some pretty cheap locations in Europe and America if you don't need fast response times or need to store the data in Australia.
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I love it so much
> I’m not saying
> He’s something divine
> He gets in trouble bigly
> Time after time

> This great nation
> Is under attack
> And its real leader has
> Arrows in his back

> Brothers and sisters lay down your stones
> There’s only one God and He’s still on the throne
 >>/865143/
Don't store data in EU or Australia. Probably not Russia either.
Frankly need to move to an unregulated country, set up a datacenter with very own power plant and infrastructure, and establish a private military company to guard the facility.
Went for a walk, listened to some music, felt better. Got back, sat in front of my computer again, depressed.
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i went the whole covid clown show without getting sick once, here i was thinking i was invincible and this year i got BTFO. Been the sickest i can remember for almost 2 decades.

People arent doing Covid 2.0 they just aint garn do it again, however there is a just a normal flu getting around this year that is wrecking everone....
 >>/865175/
how the fuk do you remember how sick you were last time you were sick when the lamestream media is telling you how sick you should be? How?
 >>/865213/
I think BO disabled self-deletion, to avoid shenanigans where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason.
It's not like there are users here who would think and dare to exploit such an opportunity...
 >>/865214/
> where user deletes and claims BO did it for no good reason
This is retarded, the correct response when users do is for the BO not to care. The ordinary poster should fear the BO.
 >>/865184/
i thought we had a referendum against this shit ?

oh wait the labor gubbermint knows they are going to rekt in the next election so are giving the boongs carte blanche...... 

funny how no boongs are claiming title over ipshwich or toowoomba....
 >>/865184/
None of us are ever going to own property anyway, why should we give a shit if boongs steal the rest of the country from the boomers who do? Fuck 'em.
Trying to search for 'tobasco' on the Woolies site takes me to an account login. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Managed to break out of the botnet last week. Websites were straight up asking who I was. 
> which of the following sites do you use
> which is your preferred language
> type your favourite singers name
Usually they assume you're VPN traffic or some kind of physical proxy user, but lack week I think the niggermachine v2 beat the system.
Having a tough night.
Surging feelings of guilt and shame.
Haunted by the trauma. It doesn't even exist.
5 min captcha thing on 4chan sucks. After doing it, it deleted the picture because I was in a private window. Its all too hard to shitpost.
I finished that An English Haunting game in two sessions. Maybe 7 hours worth all up. It was alright, but a bit wordy.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sir-ian-mckellen-rushed-to-hospital-after-falling-off-stage-midshow/news-story/29c48248efaf61ea7dbb593002aec30d
gandalf drunk
“We can boost immunity if we are constantly exposed to bacteria. But that mechanism was absent during the coronavirus pandemic,” Kikuchi said. “So, more people are now susceptible to infection, and that may be one reason for the sharp rise in cases.”

Flesh eating bacteria from Japan is coming for us.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13540257/anthony-albanese-pay-rise.html
> The pay bump means the Prime Minister will now receive $607,471 a year, a boost from $586,929.
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J.W's came around while I was flossing my teeth. They go doorknocking while full looksmaxxing and mogg chuds like me in my comfy hoodie. At least I'm clean shaved.
Got the quarterly electricity bill this morning.
It was only $31.05 after all the government concessions.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/25yo-aussie-reveals-wild-reason-shes-now-homeless/news-story/2853911244c7fccc5cf96cff59c60b64
goddamn fucken w hore
 >>/865342/
This was just sent in an email
> External Finance team from India normally work around that hours
I think I'm about to shit my Sunday pants
 >>/865348/
that foreign nationals have apparently been given access to a database holding NDIS client data? All to save a few dollars over using accountants here?
 >>/865349/
If it contains any health or financial data it's probably a breach of laws around data sharing in Australia if it leaves Australia. Could be your parting gift to The Whizzers.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13540275/illegal-parking-tapping-perth-dobbing.html
plank of wood and jack on the lawn side
flip offending car on its side
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Ok, this week's womboflix movies will be the action adventure Wild Geese (1978) about white mercs killing dindus and the biopic Steve Jobs (2015) about a guy who ate too many apples. The other movies will follow in the coming weeks.
> https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steve-jobs-didnt-think-needed-171754585.html
> 'Steve Jobs Didn't Think He Needed To Shower Because He Only Ate Fruit'
Big stinky jobs
seat covers == installed.
deep detail under the seats.
want to fuck off the cargo cage but all the skips in town are watched
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soon I will be talking to Barry about getting him to put a new cooler and braided hoses on the tranny. The cooler musta got dropped and I bought it without looking at the details so I gotta ask barry if he can put it in without me getting a welder to fix it. Also want to get new plates because the old ones are faded and sad.
 >>/865414/
Before some of them get uppity about it (they know who they are), it's basically a modern retelling of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.
 >>/865405/
the last owner had a goldie and its friggen hairs are all over everything. I am deep cleaning it bit by bit. at least he wasnt a smoker tho. I am gonna put in a custom cargo net behind the front seats. its gonna look like an awesome chopper or a space shuttle. I also gotta get the gas struts re gassed on the tail gate. cant imagine thats going to be a hassle.
> Need to wee more during winter? This could be why
http://sbs.com.au/news/article/need-to-wee-more-during-winter-this-could-be-why/ay40qxkzr
skywatching - david h levy
the country music encyclopaedia - melvin shestack
stories of exploration and survival - les hiddins
the adelaide city plan - donald johnson and donald langmead
dinkum dunnies - douglas baglin and barbara mullins
living lessons of life and love - no author named (its some of the ot bible books paraphrased to a more modern sounding english)
a richness of people - john miles (foreword by robert menzies)

Op shop books.
 >>/865422/
Its a tightrope to walk with the cars detail level whether I want to avoid looking too nice and making myself a target for theives or make it look smik and vibe in ZOGbot pigs.
 >>/865445/
The star chart one was $8, the rest were 3 or 4
The city plan is great. Lots of pictures. You know I like them.
Been reading ecclesiastes. Its pretty funny because it sounds so direct in modern (1960s) english.
12:5 You will be afraid of heights and of falling - a white haired, withered old man, dragging himself along: without sexual desire, standing at deaths door, and nearing his everlasting home as the mourners go along the streets.
I did a BWS order for the discount and now it has been delayed due to some security bullshit. The cunts better hurry up or I will send an email so vile that even Weber would be horrified.
 >>/865471/
Yes.
As of June 2024, the observing members to Project mBridge include: Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank, Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas; Bank Indonesia; Bank of France; Bank of Israel; Bank of Italy; Bank of Korea; Bank of Namibia; Central Bank of Bahrain; Central Bank of Chile; Central Bank of Egypt; Central Bank of Jordan; Central Bank of Malaysia; Central Bank of Nepal; Central Bank of Norway; Central Bank of the Republic of Türkiye; European Central Bank; International Monetary Fund; Magyar Nemzeti Bank; National Bank of Cambodia; National Bank of Georgia; National Bank of Kazakhstan; New York Innovation Centre, Federal Reserve Bank of New York; Reserve Bank of Australia; South African Reserve Bank; and World Bank.
 >>/865470/
You always make the same awful joke every time a NEET uses a VPN. Please get some new material.
Your posts are so bad they make nuro's look refreshingly new and original.
Another day away from the South Pole for ✈️🎅
> Jury in former Jetstar captain’s double murder trial sends note requesting evidence
http://news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/jury-in-former-jetstar-captains-double-murder-trial-sends-note-requesting-evidence/news-story/6cf7b2326d662dd7e14e2fe6bc117c5e
 >>/865487/
You just know there's at least one dumbshit female boomer on the jury who hates guns and has seen every episode of CSI: Miami and wants to convict
The prosecuting lawyer also fucked up by making a statement about destruction of evidence in his closing argument that he failed to question Santa on, which is a big no-no and law 101 stuff. Reddit was having a cry about it. Browne and Dunn or something.
 >>/865494/
As it was among our ancient pagan ancestors in northern europe
> "Very rare for so numerous a population is adultery, the punishment for which is prompt, and in the husband's power. Having cut off the hair of the adulteress and stripped her naked, he expels her from the house in the presence of her kinsfolk, and then flogs her through the whole village. "
-- Tacitus, Germania
lubricity
noun [lü-ˈbri-sə-tē ]

1. the property or state of being lubricious
2. the capacity for reducing friction

Possum's anal glands add lubricity to his poos.
My poo won't come out this morning. It's the extreme cold, it wants to stay inside my bowels where it's nice and warm.
might just stay in bed all day, was going to buy a family sized boston bun and binge, but don't have the apetite
 >>/865590/
> boston bun
Do you enjoy them? I find they tend to be dry and the pile of icing on the top is too rich and generally unpleasant.
I prefer to get something with jam and cream (not mock).
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agie the agent is due and the house is almost squared away. Bread maker is going, its extremely cold, seriously thinking about putting on the ANZUG mountain assault boots. Parrots are in the man ferns looking for something not frozen to sustain them on this icy frosty morning. They are not having fun.
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Having some pop corn and waiting for Agie. Thinking about what I'm going to do after she goes and I can get the tools out or whatever. Need to fix the NAS and go for a run.
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Agie came and went, her and some other shiela I cant remember her name. A purfunctory inspection. They drove a red ford territory. Shirt off in the sun and NS rap time.
 >>/865623/
It's tucked away in 3 locations, 4 in the fridge, 12 I think hidden behind the curtains in my bedroom and the rest behind a chair in the spare bedroom.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13545025/greg-lynn-carol-clay-russell-hill-murder-trial.html
judge has to warn the jury a second time that the prosecution fucked up biggly
its like that message from Harry Potter and teh Deafly Hallows: You gots to greet death like an old fren
bitch at the wzhiizzers was getting around liek her pussy smell like fresh garlic naaan but really smell like bhopal gas tradgeddy
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/major-police-incident-in-melbourne-cbd/news-story/2962b21f471e48ee08f6cb9af8fd9322
> alright boys, 11 days left until EOFY... lets get that budget increase locked in!
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Walking through woolies feeling like everyone is staring at me. Look like a derro with grotty ripped trackies and messy hair, obviously unemployed. 
Fumbling and stuttering my words at the chemist
Accidentally skipped the payment window at KFC
Too socially awkward to interact with people at the tyre shop. Worried that the spare wheel isn't on properly and will fuck everything up, front tyres bald 
Need to hide away from the world forever
I need to go out there and tell him I was too insecure to take the plate off. I bet it takes 5 mins and he sits there for 20, then bills for an hour.
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> grotty ripped trackies and messy hair, obviously unemployed. 
You should tell people you're a work from home IT guy, this will inspire awe and envy in the retail wageslaves
Hiding. I can see him walking around outside. He commented that it was Chinese and it'll probably need replacing.
The plumber is talking to his boss, aparently to see if he can do my job under a free quote. I said 'are you sure?' and his attitude changed and he said it might be $200.
 >>/865717/
 >>/865720/
A contract requires agreement from both sides. If you rang up for a free quote and that's what they are doing then it's free. If not tell him to leave as you aren't sure authorising further work.
Did a full monk and spluttered about surge protecters.. to a plumber. Apparently its losing 5° or something. $200 and a good for 14 days 2000 quote.
 >>/865730/
Was the fee discussed prior to coming out? Most repair places make it pretty clear. 

You can't just make up fees because you're arrived on a job site. It should have been discussed at the door at least.
hmmmm. It appears as if the plugs wont fit thru the washer fluid hole. Might have to rethink this.
I know of a family member who had a plumber out for a free quote. They wanted $10k to move a gass line. The job was to install a water pipe for a sink. They told the plumber to leave. There are a lot of opportunistic grubs out there.
 >>/865743/
There should be a sticker on it that says when the warranty expires and there should be a phone number to call if you have a problem with it that needs looking at.
 >>/865741/
> I dont understand how things are priced.
The most expensive water heater at Bunnings is $1235, if all they are doing is delivering it and installing it I don't understand how that adds up to $2000, plus $200 already paid. That's almost $1000 for delivery and install, even with extensive work to replace it, I don't get how it adds up.
Some states like NSW also offer plumbing services. The callout fee with no work completed is $44, its +$55 for 'after hours' call out.
https://www.sydneywater.com.au/your-home/helping-you-save-water/waterfix-residential.html
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 >>/865742/
they are the power and video plugs and they are smooshed together in a bigger kind of noodle that is too wide to fit down the hole, but thats okay I had another look and I think I'll put it inside the glass at the top where the brake light is.
They mentioned super power by 2030 plan
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1dj5792/indian_spies_quietly_deported_from_australia/
What gets me interested is this article
> Aussie nuclear towns have been revealed in Dutton energy plan
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/dutton-set-sights-on-queensland-as-the-aussie-nuclear-capital/news-story/c1e0403874a1c620050584f9935db47b

I kind of wonder why we need nuclear power, not even the green bullshit of it. More so what happens next once a country starts to use nuclear power, you can kind of build other things because you have the infrastructure. It's good that news.com.au has placed it at the bottom of the page too to gloss over it. I doubt there is ever a connection.

> Diplomats fear growing power of Iranian factions that want nuclear weapons
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/10/diplomats-fear-growing-power-of-iranian-factions-that-want-nuclear-weapons

> On May 18, 1974, India shocked the world by conducting a test atomic bomb explosion of plutonium, obtained from a ‘peaceful’ research reactor that was gifted by the Canadian government in 1954.
https://www.hilltimes.com/story/2024/05/15/fifty-years-after-canadas-plutonium-mishap-in-india-is-history-repeating-itself/421896/
 >>/865747/
you pass the big bundle through a tail light fitting and then the wire to the camera through a dedicated hole you make in the body you spastic
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/australian-taxpayers-footed-half-the-bill-for-hollywood-dud-furiosa-a-mad-max-saga/news-story/80dc3e820f36b5bf75c3b2cabb381420
 >>/865766/
It's all a non-issue and speculation
> Nuclear subs, nuclear power … could nuclear weapons be next?
https://www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpreter/nuclear-subs-nuclear-power-could-nuclear-weapons-be-next
Some retard just got their hands on the machine and I can't convince them to just walk the fuck away and leave it alone. Deebly goncerned
 >>/865781/
I wish it were that machine, no it's the other machine. The machine. The machine that I've still got bits of buried in my leg. 
It shouldn't even exist let alone be man portable, and this optimus prime fucking retard ported it.
 >>/865783/
Australia is a very resource poor country. We need advanced technologies to generate power that we cannot develop in this country but are willing to pay billions to overseas companies to build and maintain. We are stuck between what could be a rock and a hard place, if we had such a rock here.
 >>/865788/
I just make up bullshit
>  As part of the AUKUS deal, Australia will provide more than $4.5 billion to bolster America's submarine industrial base.
http://abc.net.au/news/2024-03-13/us-defence-announcement-raises-questions-on-aukus-anniversary/103578408
When are NEETs going for our Tug Holiday?
> Visa-free travel to China welcomed by people wanting to reunite with family
http://abc.net.au/news/2024-06-19/visa-free-travel-china-australia-beijing-li-qiang/103996634
 >>/865791/
The NEET boys trip is to Thailand.
I wouldn't go to China for any reason. Too much risk they will accuse you of being a spy and put you in some hellish rice prison.
 >>/865797/
You should embrace everyone like this song tells us
> Imperfect people
> A perfect God can use
> I’m standing with the Chosen one
> Ain’t no stopping what the Lord’s begun
Got no water. Harder than expected to cook anything, used tomatoes in place of water. 
But now I'm thirsty, going to have to eat tomatoes. 
Going to try siphoning water out of the taps, only got enough in the cistern for one shit. It might rain tomorrow so there's that
morning bruvs, slept excellently, 8 hours uninterrupted, feeling chipper and ready to turn my life around today
https://www.infowars.com/posts/doctors-shocked-covid-vaccines-make-people-retarded-study/

Sadly this does explain a lot of NEET behavior
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13546769/Just-Stop-Oil-spray-Stonehenge-orange-paint-members-public-try-drag-away.html
These cunts should be straight up shot in the head.
 >>/865902/
It's a load of shit.
Yesterday I made no pretence of being happy to be there. I said I'd leave when the dev said he wasn't sure if he knew the key to an encrypted partition.
April 10 I said I was fed up with them, the low rate of pay (on account of the pay cut), and the fact I'm doing non-security work. I was told things would improve, yet nearly 3 months later nothing has changed.
Feeling considerably better after the no-doze, I'm wary of overusing stimulants, but they're good in moderate amounts, at least for me.
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They're coming for you SA NEETs.
Get yourself out of the phone using while driving habit now before it is too late. Massive fines $640.

https://www.indaily.com.au/news/2024/06/19/mobile-phone-detection-cameras-turned-on-today
 >>/865922/
lel I hate my phone and don't touch it while driving
I do blast through all those locations at ~20 over the posted limit though... wrong camera type retarts
Went for a drive near my old neighbourhood. Saw a homeless guy outside coles who I swore I'd gone to school with.
The other day I saw a fence with 'Monk' painted on it, wondered if our boy had been marking his territory.
 >>/865949/
Sounds like you went to a good school.
Two cunts from school I know are couch surfing, seems like a common theme these days and I've noticed more cars parked in my street.
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went up the bush today to check on my man-traps and the secret hut. Tried out the ANZUG Alpine combat boots and they were pretty good. Found a bit of this fluro orange fungus which is has a better high than X. Listening to Nick Cave and thinking about (You).
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Brown hands 
That white shit is probablly some toxic shit to stop fungus on your cheap rasins. 
Buy Australian. Dont eat restaurant or takeaway food because you dont know the providence of their ingreedients and guaranteed its the cheapest shit which would be from brown countries.
ok, caved in, garn shops to get a sensible amount of chocolate and coke, can I pick up anything for the rest of you?
 >>/865977/
I think he said he was too fat to wear business attire for interviews and that his mental health wasn't good enough to look for a new job either.
Completed my job applications and made lodged my cenno clain despite being almost a week late and accruing a demerit point - winning!
> ‘Butt of the joke’: Hindu Council slams ‘fearmongering’ ABC report on Indian spies in Australia
http://news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/butt-of-the-joke-hindu-council-slams-fearmongering-abc-report-on-indian-spies-in-australia/news-story/eed19e267c13ac0b296c050e718c7335
 >>/865979/
The dev was asking about things today and I told him I hated my job and their workplace.

Got home a few minutes ago. Having a campfire rum.
 >>/866039/
My mummybot (not a chink) used to make it, I learnt it from her. I never really thought of it as chink food, I guess she got the recipe from a magazine or something.
We need to organise our own ndis funded IT shop, we have no shortage of mongs here with which to staff it. Maybe even make it remote work, cruisey could put us all on the payroll as downie cloud engineers.
> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-24/ndis-rorts-by-organised-crime-worse-than-feared-watchdog/103888752
Organised crime syndicates steal $8 billion a year from NDIS
 >>/866053/
Good on them. It was disgusting how the three child actors from the films denounced her even though she had given them their start in acting and made them rich.
I have got the heater running. The cold was too much for me.
I hate having to pay the electricity for it. I have become soft.
Second short power outage for the night. They don’t provide advance notice of the work and don’t list them as outages either. Can’t be bothered turning the computer on again as they’ll kill it again I’m sure
 >>/866066/
Couple of minutes. The timing (7.30 and 9.30pm) and the duration are almost certainly indicative of works being performed in the area, with no notice. The SA Power Networks website says they are supposed to provide 4 days advance notice of such works.
I think I have legit developed Tourette's syndrome. I'm not even memeing.
I just bark out insulting words at myself whenever I have an uncomfortable thought. It happens multiple times a day. It happens out in public now too.

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