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barry called me and said the car is running really well and needs to be picked up. he told me he changed a sensor and fixed the fuel pump. he said he put it on the dyno twice. he wants $2500 cash. I will talk to him about changing the tranny cooler and putting braided hoses on the wagon.








 >>/866093/
I watched a video on the different types and history of fruit punch.
That brand is apparently the most authentic flavour.
Sailors used to drink it to ration their rum and to avoid getting scurvy.






 >>/866106/
I have complete confidence in barry. The problem with the acceleration has cost me $3500 and had the ute off the road for about four months. I gotta go over the report and think about if the problem was totally isolated or just flanked with a lateral strategy that leaves a pocket of resistance to nucleate partizan attacks that can lead to attrition losses in a  developing timeline. But, hey i spend my money on my falcons and (You) degenerates spend similar amounts on gook whores, booze, goyslop and tobacco. At least I have some real assets and real knowledge that will secure my future in terms of freeing my self from the tyranny of distance. as long as petrol is still available, that is
















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 >>/866132/
OHO! This NEET doesn't like when his attention span, eroded into 5 second dopamine spurts by tick-tock, is taxed by more than two sentances. Better tell teh board the malefactor made a spelling mistake or he's not gonna cope.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13545229/Bryce-got-stood-job-uttering-eyebrow-raising-phrase-workmate-dinner-says-just-word-hes-seen-TV-ruled-that.html


























This skip is smaller than the ones I've gotten previously. It doesn't have a door on the side, so I am going to have to make Bill get in the bin and pass things to him to stack inside it.

















https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-21/dozens-killed-in-tamil-nadu-india-from-tainted-alcohol/104004974
can these retards do ANYTHING right?






I badly need a haircut, but I don't want to interact with the barber about the scabby thing on the back of my head that I keep picking.












https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13550533/Horrified-man-wakes-hospital-genitals-removed-doctors-tricked-sex-change-operation-amid-bizarre-land-feud-India.html














https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13553231/Adam-Bandt-called-sending-shameless-email-fundraising-death-dog-seen-believed-NOW.html












nuro has deliberately got himself placed in a secret internment camp where globohomo sends people, as part of his mission to break out alex joens





Heading home. Somewhat woed about not having had a gf since last year. Going to pour out a G&T as soon as I get home. Might watch an episode of Gilmore Girls. I've nearly finished season six.





















https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-jury-sent-home-for-weekend-in-former-pilots-trial-over-deaths-of-russell-hill-and-carol-clay/news-story/763eb9f0badd231d3f36bb8aa30b90e9
Poor cunt has to spend another weekend in prison




 >>/866251/
Psoriasis isnt really a bad thing. Its an indication that your immune system is working.. too well.
If you break your arm, you will grow more skin cells on that arm as it heals.
Something in your head is fixing itself.

One cunt was ahead of me on the waiting bench. He has just stepped up and the barber has put on stupid sand nigger “music” and they are babbling in dirka dirka to each other. Very rude.




 >>/866255/
Is that the one near big w with the candy cane spinning things?
I got a head shave there and the 15yo gave me it, then the old bloke touched it up and charged me $40.
Lebos or something.





 >>/866260/
Ah, yeah, they look like wops too. Very trendy. I just want an old Italian that will do a one size fits all thing. Not zigzags in the side or fade cuts. Short, with a part andnot flashy, or expensive.









another amazon package delayed at customs
either I'm on a watchlist or Amazon is getting sloppy or has done something to piss them off











The scalp that once was smooth and bright,
Now's a sight, a constant plight.
Weber's flaky scalp, a curse to bear,
Itchy and dry, without a care.

The flakes fall slow, like autumn's snow,
As Weber's scalp begins to show.
Red and raw, it's hard to hide,
A beauty bane, that won't subside.

The itchiness creeps, like a thief in night,
Stealing peace, and causing quite a fight.
Weber's scalp, a constant stress,
A beauty woe, that's hard to repress.

But still he hopes, for a cure to come,
To end this plight, and have some fun.
A scalp that's smooth, and free from pain,
Weber's dream, to regain his life again.




 >>/866286/
Cruisey's Mong Bus, a sight to behold,
A vehicle of wonder, with stories untold.
With wheels and with seats, and a horn that does sound,
It's a ride that's awaited, all over this town.


Is this true Tiffin?
> We've been warned about a looming gas shortage. What does it mean for households?
http://sbs.com.au/news/article/weve-been-warned-about-a-looming-gas-shortage-what-does-it-mean-for-households/tdv0ioxwv





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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be The Wild Geese (1978) - a British banker hires a group of British mercenaries to rescue a deposed African President from the hands of a corrupt African dictator. On Sunday we will be playing Steve Jobs (2015), a biopic about the late Steve and how he made apple into the company it is.













 >>/866304/
I don't know what you'd call it. Onion and beef mince fried up in some tomato paste, I put in a heap of buckwheat in lieu of rice/pasta and then added black beans, red kidney beans, and cannellini beans followed by some frozen peas. Quick and simple slop for a hardworking NEET.



















































https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/mccain-issues-urgent-recall-for-two-frozen-pizza-flavours/news-story/793abe638268bdfc52ad0c75719e46e0














 >>/866372/
I wouldnt mind watching Fatal Attraction again
What bluetooth codec is your Hiby R3 on? I am trying to pair my car stereo and I cant get it out of SBC which the Atoto wont process. :(




Any suggestions for a "no frills" laptop for typical neet activities? I don't want to spend heaps of money but I also don't want a flimsy or slow machine.












 >>/866382/
No. I would prefer a fair bit of RAM though as I tend to have lots of things going on at once - especially browser tabs.
 >>/866384/
I want the cheapest that does the job. I'm not shopping to a budget you homeless retard.
 >>/866386/
I didn't realise they were still a thing. I've heard that sort of thing said on imageboards but sometimes ibs will have very outdated advice still going around. I will look into them though. A lightly used businessman's laptop would suit me nicely I reckon. Thanks.






























I miss the point in my life where my highlight of the week was getting to the weekend so I could goon to the newest BLACKED or BLACKEDRAW video. And the second highlight of my week was the weekdays, because I had no job and would play vidya for 12 hours every day. Now I've got a stupid job and no energy to do anything else but eat, shower, and sleep. Sad. If I get lucky enough to win the lottery one of these days, I'll buy a highrise penthouse and goon to BLACKED every day, honestly.




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Another unsuccessful night fish. But I did work out how to use picrel. The line doesn't thread through the center like I tried doing for ~10 minutes. Pointless to use at night though, as you need to see it in teh water. Lost one rig to the mangrove trees from casting too far. Used bread as burley and an out-of-date ball of mozzarella as bait because it stayed on teh line better than the bread. Some good bites and almost hooked something. Feet numb from wading through knee-high water for an hour+. Still learning this trade.






Whomever does the css or whatever for "default" Flags, needs to fix or change it. Just make it Australia or Republic of Kekistan. Please.

I was doing a poo in the park when this dog came up to me and started licking my bum, which at the time was convenient for me and I let it be, then the owner came over and started calling me all sorts of nasty filth trying to play mind games making me believe that I had done something wrong.
I punched that cunt in the face and started sucking his dog off Infront of him, when he regained consciousness I quickly shoved the dogs dick into his mouth and the dog ejaculated.
Then I made him clean up my poo or I said I was gonna suck the dog off again.

































lol
> X boss Elon Musk softens ‘go f--- yourself’ comment as he tries to woo advertisers back
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/19/elon-musk-softens-go-f-yourself-comment-to-woo-advertisers.html
























 >>/866478/
The cool inner party neets use those terms all the time. You don't use them because you are excluded. You are not one of the guys. You are an outsider just like you have been your entire life



















Since the revelation that nuro is not actually a fat downie but a mean looking machinist iga has become unhinged. He is acting out. He is a broken man.





Actually slept well last night and woke up at a reasonable hour. Got a large long black and went for a cruise in the camry. Went to woolies, got some sprite zeros and chobanis. Back home now having a black instant.

day 6 on the 1500 calorie wagon
day 3 on the no durrie wagon
day 15 on the no booze wagon






Tonight on womboflix we go back to a time when men were real men, women were secretaries, blacks were lucky to be extras, everybody smoked and there was no cgi. The Wild Geese (1978), starring James Bond, Albus Dumbledoore and some shakesperean actor you guys have probably never heard of. It's about European mercenaries fighting in Africa. 7pm AEST.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3zjBGrq8gI



 >>/866524/
> One jewish film critic claimed it "exploits racism as some kind of sporting entertainment".
> the production was subject of controversy because of its portrayal of black characters and the decision to film in South Africa during apartheid.
Oh lawdy





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So first I went to the ATM in Elizabeth and withdrew $40 to make up for the $30 the stupid barber made me spend yesterday.
Then I went to Woolworths and Big W looking for a SR920SW watch battery (or equivalent). They did not have one.
Then I went to the hobby shop in Gawler. I purchased a 1:72 scale Supermarine Spitfire Mk1 kit and a 1:35 scale M4A3E8 Sherman Tank kit.
Then I went to Dan Murphy at Munno Para and got a 2021 bottle of Penfolds Cabernet Sauvignon and a 4 pack of Bundaberg Campfire rum & cola.
Then I went to the club in Greenwith and paid my membership dues.
Then I returned home with my bounty.










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The I went to the Aviation Museum at Port Adelaide. It was $15 to get in, but I got a thingo giving me 25% off three other museums (Maratime, National Railway, and Clipper Ship City of Adelaide) to be used in the next two months.
I have a lot of photos, so I will post some sporadically over the next few days so as not to piss everybody off.
We'll start with some Boong Possum Holocaust memorial.
Yes, you may see my big dumb shadow in some pictures. The lighting and glass/perspex made it hard at times.




















 >>/866560/
> This F-35 is a fake I think.
It was a replica used for testing electromagnetic interference at the Defence Science and Technology Group, Salisbury. Built in 2011. Can't post the screenshot that says this as my puddin head is in the reflection.











 >>/866570/
It was actually peaceful planet before I got there now everyone calls it the rape planet.
Unlike star trek there is no "prime directive" so I am free to spread rape ideology to less advanced cultures.





When I was on the USS Voyager (NCC-74656), we would take turns trying to rape Captain Janeway and time how long it took her to throw us off, so it was kind of like a space rodeo.





> Kes leaves the show in the episode "The Gift" and returns temporarily for the episode "Fury".
The Gift being rape and Fury being some #MeToo feminist shite.







> I hate my real life name because it’s associated with my past
Can anyone else relate to the above. I can barely bring myself to stutter my name out and I don't like to even read it.
It is not that it is a bad or strange name, it is just that it is mine.





 >>/866591/
One on foot deliberately brushed past me when there was miles of room and I had to keep my temper in check. His herder was a girl and she'd have been useless if a fight had broken out.






Some NEETs mock the trauma discourse, but I was feeling bad and overwhelmed and hitting the reddit trauma subreddits has made me feel better.
It helps to know you are not alone in this stuff. The guilt and shame has receded.


















 >>/866618/
I'm dropping them at the AusPost down the road. They'll sort the label or something.
I left a review with the title "Chink midget sizing" with a photograph of the pants overlaid on an actual pair of 42" pants.
















https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/haunting-look-inside-rare-nazi-photo-album/news-story/ab58c5488695b9fea7d70c72abe30665
lol I don't think these photos will have the effect news ltd is looking for
If anything, they'll be making people want to go back and finish the job




















 >>/866651/
wow i've always heard his name and didn't realise he died in such an asinine way. is bougainville in png? i will go on askjeeves.com and find out for myself, no need to answer





https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/new-york-mobster-tony-cakes-identified-as-elderly-pedestrian-decapitated-by-city-truck-in-grisly-accident/news-story/41ee394636a58175dedf71b8feaa5cf0





 >>/866664/
I went there intending to buy an LG27UP5509N 4K monitor ($447) but was feeling too guilty about it on the drive there and in store. 
Walked out with a Logitech Ergo K860. 
Still stuck in 2K 32" monitor land for now.

 >>/866664/
I went there intending to buy an LG27UP5509N 4K monitor ($447) but was feeling too guilty about it on the drive there and in store. 
Walked out with a Logitech Ergo K860. 
Still stuck in 2K 32" monitor land for now.











 >>/866676/
> How long is that one?
21.3m / 70ft

> does that one have machine guns? 
An internal 20mm M61A2 rotary cannon.

> did you sit in those seats and look at the aeroplane?
No. The seats are for some documentary that screened.

> what kind of bomb is that?
It is not a bomb. It is a guidance system for other bombs.







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Ok neets, The Wild Geese (1978) will be on in 1 hour. I'm going out to pick up dinner and if I don't make it back you'll have to make your own fun. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix




















































































 >>/866762/
Unfortunately you kinda get what you pay for with hoodies and tracksuit pants. The Big W ones tend to be thinner than some of the branded ones.
The other NEET's suggestion of a dressing gown is good. That and some flannel jammies and bed socks should see you right



















 >>/866762/
I'm wearing a $13 kmart hoodie, which is thin and shit but very comfy under my puffer jacket. Got a $15 kmart heater today and now I'm extremely toasty and comfy in my office

I've been running the heater.
I still feel guilty using it but maybe a few hundred bucks in electricity is worth it to not be quite so freezing.


 >>/866788/
thank god i am in queensland my AC bills last summer were running $750 for 3 months... since then i literally turn all my computers off at night now....fucking gretta, fucking climate chunge



 >>/866765/
I put mine on and I am no longer cold. It is clean at the moment and I am grateful for that. I usually end up using it as a big cum rag. I can sit naked in it at my computer and cum in it before going right back to playing vidya.










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 >>/866795/
thats nice to hear, but they will simply make his party illegal like they doing in germoney with their far right party.....

also they are going to assassinate trump before november, friendly reminder its either that or he gets elected and then they trigger world war 3 and total economic collapse out of spite.










might give emacs org mode a go. been frustrated with my 'productivity workflow' as of late im unemployed and take days to do basic tasks










https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/uks-richest-family-sentenced-to-jail-for-exploiting-staff-at-swiss-villa/news-story/7445cc69d5086a938f937d4789e235bf
































 >>/866852/
> I almost forgot about Hanger 1 3/4.
That's for after the moofie.

I wanna buy this
> The original 'Harry Potter' book cover art is expected to break records at auction
>  >In a statement shared with NPR, the auction house said the artwork is expected to sell for $400,000 [USD] to $600,000 [USD] — a record estimate for any Harry Potter-related material ever offered at auction. 
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/05/1249190713/harry-potter-book-cover-art-auction







> Why Steve Jobs Went 'Thermonuclear' Over Android
>  > "I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong. I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this," the late CEO famously said.
https://www.pcmag.com/opinions/why-steve-jobs-went-thermonuclear-over-android

He made me laugh though
> Likewise, Adam Lashinsky recalled in Fortune a few months ago the moment in 2008 when Jobs gathered the team that had developed the MobileMe e-mail system and demanded to know
>  >"Can anyone tell me what MobileMe is supposed to do?" Having received a satisfactory answer, he continued, "So why the fuck doesn't it do that?"
>  >For the next half-hour Jobs berated the group. "You've tarnished Apple's reputation," he told them. "You should hate each other for having let each other down."
https://www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2011/08/27/steve-jobs-broke-every-leadership-rule-dont-try-that-yourself/




 >>/866865/
I can't remember the specifics, but when I imported a banjo FedEx contacted me and emailed an invoice. I can't remember if they added a fee to it, or whether it was purely government charges.

 >>/866866/
Thank you, do you remember if it was like 10% GST plus a fixed fee?

Somethings I read of Reddit were saying a much higher fee, but I think they were importing tobacco which attracts higher fees.




























Had two slices of biscoff cheesecake from woolies. They were damn fine slices of cheesecake, but cost $8 together. I remember when you used to be able to get an entire cheesecake for $3. Woe.


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Big morning. Bought a new chainsaw. Bill clonked himself with a branch, knocking the ladder he was standing on the top rungs on over. He’s alright apart from a maybe broken finger. I said we can look at that after lunch. At Vilis now.































 >>/866926/
After lunch he was saying it was hurting a lot, so I told him to switch from the chainsaw out the back to the angle grinder out the front and then go back to the chainsaw later.
It looked a little bit bent, but I only suggested he could get it looked at tomorrow or something.


This 18" chainsaw was surprising too:
https://www.bunnings.com.au/morrison-mcs45e-petrol-chainsaw-553056_p0447583
Chain tensioner is a little finicky, and the instructions were shite, but the engine goes alright.






SA Police says it is responding to an "incident" at Westfield's Marion Shopping Centre in Adelaide's south-west.

Numerous patrols are attending the scene and the public has been urged to avoid the area, police said.









 >>/866942/
oh lawdy!
just let it play out
nunchucks usually fuck up the idiot wielding them, and the knife is probably some cheap chinese folder that will cut the wielder's fingers off or have the blade snap on the first stab







 >>/866939/
now's the perfect time to report any shady looking or smelly non-whites there to the police - something like 'I'm not sure but I think he has a gun' - and let events take their course

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/0d7f9e6e6e3103d9a64c21f397e7af78
they just happened to have miles of fencing available to erect at a moment's notice on a sunday afternoon?
this has been staged









Reddit says they did a rehearsal ten days ago: https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/police-surround-westfield-marion-shopping-centre-in-dramatic-training-drill/news-story/c8a808d6a21898b2a387919a0631df82?amp







 >>/866953/
The last shopping centre stabbing spree was a great distraction from the cost of living, provided almost 4 weeks of sideshow antics so the government doesn't have to do it's job.





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He soaked his feet in toilets, he refused to shower or use deoderant, his stinkiness was so bad his boss actually put him on the night shift so he could work alone instead of stinking out his fellow employees. He ate an idiotic diet that killed him. He illegally parked in designated handicapped parking spots, he refused to get a license plate for his car. He's on in 1 hour on womboflix: Steve Jobs (2015) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


 >>/866974/
jealous of womboflix, on 8chan /brit/ film nights are controlled by a gen x tyrant (known as "bins") who forces us to watch marvel films (i don't partake). jealous u guys watch actual kino




















https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-23/westfield-marion-shopping-centre-adelaide-incident/104012888
> Police clear major shopping centre in Adelaide after fight involving 'youths'



 >>/866990/
it's 8chan.moe we're on now. we've gone through a few sites, i vaguely remember "8kun" and probably the original 8chan was .net but i can't remember. it's extremely stressful when whatever site the general's on gets shut down and you have to figure out where all your internet friends went. there's a bunker here somewhere just in case


 >>/866987/
Other neets are responsible for drama movies, if it were up to projectionist neet we'd just be watching Predator on Friday, Aliens on Saturday and Terminator 2 on Sunday, every single week.
























































I downloaded The Wild Geese and am watching it. I liked the little bit I saw of the start on womboflix.
I like that older generation of actors. Like the vibes of those films.














https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/study-finds-potential-dyson-sphere-megastructure-candidates-in-the-milky-way/news-story/4d3e33fe551c72e51b61b21a5b60c9fd
space vacuum cleaners

What is a good tv show torrent search engine thing?
A show I have been downloading for Motherbat via The Pirate Bay has missed one episode and gone to the next and that one is only 720p not 1080p. Very frustrating.



 >>/867060/
I didn't like that it just ran through the middle bit of his life and didn't mention anything about him getting AIDS and dying. A movie about Woz making the Apple 1 and what he ate each day would have been better.






















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