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This reddit thread has the best information. You have to read from the top.

https://old.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1atwzem/youtube_detection_ads_breakages_2024_02_18_ubo/



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Silverside is in the slow cooker with 1 onion, 2 carrots, 2 bay leaves, 12 peppercorns, 6 cloves, 2 tbsp of white sugar (had no brown), 1/2 cup of white vinegar (had no malt) and some celery salt.
Was going to put some mustard seeds in too but didnt.
Thought about honey in substitutwe for sugat but didnt.














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Fixed the burned out globe in the headlight and spent half a hour with the headunit and got the HIBY going with a app I downloaded from the hotspot wifi. Dicked around with the dash cam and satnav and now the falcon has a google account gendered as a awesome wagon. 
Winning












































































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Thanks for attending, fellas!
Breddy gud movie.

In the end it turns out not the Army of the 12 Monkey spread the virus, but some scientist from a lab went on a world tour to spread their products.






















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Perhaps.
But for the story it was all done.
Cole traveled back in time, met the psychologist chick, who got interested in the story, wrote a book, that made the scientist who released the virus interested in the thought of releasing the virus.
Preordained.

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> wrote a book, that made the scientist who released the virus interested in the thought of releasing the virus.
I didn't realise that is what happened.
That scientist was a very thin character though. We didn't know much about him at all.


































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Monk you need to ride the cash cow wave
> A federal government software contract approved by the National Disability Insurance Agency in 2019 and estimated to cost taxpayers $10 million blew out to $210 million within three years, according to auditing firm EY in a review obtained by The Saturday Paper.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2024/07/06/exclusive-ndis-contract-blew-out-200m#mtr




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Goood Morning NEETs

Day 4 of rainageddon, have not left shop have barely got out of bed, was thinking of going to maccas for a mc muffin but CBF

Putting my last 2 hash browns in the oven, making something with hommus and left over lamb on top, close enough

will need to leave at some point today, running low on food and goon




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https://dailystormer.in/psa-if-you-end-up-with-a-dead-hooker-in-your-hotel-room-call-a-lawyer-do-not-talk-to-the-cops/
> I’ve been thinking about that story of that poor guy strangling that gross, old, overpriced hooker to death in Vegas, and I think I need to put out a PSA on what to do if you accidentally kill a hooker.




















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> https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/07/high-altitude-cave-used-by-tibetan-buddhists-yields-a-denisovan-fossil/
Denisovans were what Led Zeppelin was referring to with 'Elders of a gentle race' in Kashmir, calling it now.































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I had gone a year without a drink, a month without a choof and a week without a ciggie till last friday.
And I had a small drink, a small choof and a couple of ciggies down by the river and it was really nice.
I lied a little it was 5 days without a ciggie but a week made it more poetic





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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/ndis-new-rules-force-innocent marsupials-into-sex-work-what-has-become-of-this-country-says-bill-shorten/news-story/e45c322c5db30514f49adc872



















































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CD (Cruise Dog): it’s the machine with the $10k jackpot on the Western wall. Never fails to pay out, even though they’ve made it a bit less of a slut since I was here last. You probably don’t understand compass points (being smoothbrained and all), but Philip Highway would be the Eastern wall.





















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Yesterday I told Bill to stay home because I had things to do. This morning I told him and Motherbat that I had food poisoning (from hotdogs, onions, and mustard all past use-by).
I did buy Bill a 5 pack of cut-off wheels for his 9" angle grinder though. I will drop them off tomorrow night on my way to Motherbat's.




























































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https://www.noticer.news/esafety-commissioner-misinformation-voice-extremism/
> Australia’s controversial online censorship boss has been caught spreading misinformation about White nationalist ‘violent extremism’ and online abuse targeting aboriginals.
> Ahead of last year’s referendum on an Indigenous Voice to Parliament, which was emphatically rejected by the Australian public, eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant warned of a likely increase in “online hate” directed at indigenous people.
> But data obtained under freedom of information (FOI) requests by the Institute of Public Affairs has found that there were just two complaints made by indigenous people relating to online abuse linked to the Voice referendum, and that the eSafety office did not issue a single takedown notice as a result.























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LOL, I think he needs a herder

> Police claim Ryan McGregor, 23, rode his push bike through the drive-through of Hungry Jacks at Engadine about 7pm on Friday and allegedly demanded a meal with what staff initially thought was a pistol.
> After he walked through the front door, he allegedly threatened the manager, who made him food, which he ate on a table out the front of the restaurant before police arrived

https://www.9news.com.au/national/sydney-man-charged-allegedly-storming-fast-food-restaurant-fake-gun/46b57068-22ab-4303-9755-8a3561757c18












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There was an altercation between a small drunk man and some teenage boongs at the fish and chip shop the other night.
They kept yelling at him and he kept going outside to yell at them and then coming back in ranting about fuckin' abbos and fuckin' boongs and then apologising to everyone for swearing.
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I get polite smiles at the Lizbef Souf fish and chip shop and the BWS when I mention the niggers and boongs. They're all too normie and scared for their jobs to use the same words, but they don't get upset about it.. proving they secretly feel the same.





































































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I found this site a while ago, It's a list of places you can get free stuff online.
I've mainly been using it for books and comics but there is a lot of other stuff there.
https://fmhy.pages.dev/readingpiracyguide#comics












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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-07/sex-worker-ndis-funding-ban/104068652

Cruisey would sneak mongs into the rub and tug's he's cased out before hand. Cruisey always puts his clients first, right after he samples the service, for quality check purposes, of course.



















































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The reality is that no one lives thier best life. Even those formula one drivers and jet pilots who got coached from birth to make it, end up fucking up at high speed and burn. This is because they lack wisdom from the experience of failure. At face value they are handsome single young heart surgeons but after hours they have a trail of dead hookers that overdosed on cocaine in two thousand dollar a night hotel rooms on regular binge weekends. Even Nuro sometimes gets a flat tyre and has to walk four hours to get home and this he doesnt post about. But take it as guidance when (You) get punched in the dick over being a retard here. Dont forget I'm your best friend because I'm the one with enough guts to tell you that your fucking it up.

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https://www.wdrb.com/weather/wdrb-weather-blog/volunteer-crew-to-exit-nasa-s-simulated-mars-habitat-after-378-days/article_b1aad522-3bd9-11ef-834e-b3f22107b1c9.html

The footage of landing on Mars has been filmed.












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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-07/man-dead-police-investigating-taperoo-incident/104068564
> failed tug ?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-07/sex-worker-ndis-funding-ban/104068652
> CRUISEY NO !






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saw a zoomer meme recently where they were complaining about films like office space and falling down but they're just gen Xers moaning about how boring a life that they can't ever achieve is kek. not a zoomer but true though




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> check apartment residents names
> 99% of the names are foreigners
Just fuck my shit up. Being poor is suffering. Forced to live in paper thin apartments where you hear everything around loud foreigners.



























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That is sad news.
Unfortunately you always need to retain at least a small bit of scepticism with claims like that these days. Too many scammers and hoaxers for attention.
There have been people in communities who didn't just fake their cancers but also faked their deaths.
















































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That one shows lots of Herod era sculpture designs, in a spot not on the temple mount. Its the tomb of one of the priests, but also in the field that was apparently bought with the money from judas iscariot, near where he hung himself.




















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These definitions ranged from Ibn Qutaybah's, "[a drunk is he] whose intellect has left him so he does not understand a little or much (anything at all)" to Ibn Nujaym’s, "[a drunk is he who] does not know (the difference) between a man and a woman or the earth from the sky". Hanafi understanding of Shariah not only permitted adherents to indulge in alcoholic beverages but they could do so up to a near point of total "annihilation".












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One very good thing that has happened with cutting down my smoking and eating better and exercising more is that my haemorrhoids have finally gone away.
I should get my blood pressure checked.

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The last two mornings -- after going to the toilet multiple times overnight and not flushing -- there have been bright white stringy masses floating in my pee. Being an Incel, it's not an STD, so that only leaves a bacterial infection somewhere, kidney failure, or prostatitis.






































































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https://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory/breaking-child-killed-and-10-others-injured-in-crash/news-story/96f1ef5ee4a565a94051ae824a1c6c97
11 people in a Toyota Prado with a drunk driving it. Could only be boongs.














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Workforce won't accept my forwarded emails from seek. It keeps saying it doesn't recognise the format. I have six days to get 40 points which is 8 applications. I hope I don't have to start reporting them manually.



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https://www.noticer.news/ireland-monkeypox-study-75-sex-partners/
> Irish monkeypox study finds 98.6% of patients were homosexual, 28.3% had HIV, and one had 75 sex partners in 21 days






































































































































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Branston is an English food brand best known for the original Branston Pickle, a sweet pickle first made in 1922 in the village of Branston near Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire by Crosse & Blackwell.




































































































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