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Silverside is in the slow cooker with 1 onion, 2 carrots, 2 bay leaves, 12 peppercorns, 6 cloves, 2 tbsp of white sugar (had no brown), 1/2 cup of white vinegar (had no malt) and some celery salt.
Was going to put some mustard seeds in too but didnt.
Thought about honey in substitutwe for sugat but didnt.














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Fixed the burned out globe in the headlight and spent half a hour with the headunit and got the HIBY going with a app I downloaded from the hotspot wifi. Dicked around with the dash cam and satnav and now the falcon has a google account gendered as a awesome wagon. 
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Monk you need to ride the cash cow wave
> A federal government software contract approved by the National Disability Insurance Agency in 2019 and estimated to cost taxpayers $10 million blew out to $210 million within three years, according to auditing firm EY in a review obtained by The Saturday Paper.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2024/07/06/exclusive-ndis-contract-blew-out-200m#mtr




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Goood Morning NEETs

Day 4 of rainageddon, have not left shop have barely got out of bed, was thinking of going to maccas for a mc muffin but CBF

Putting my last 2 hash browns in the oven, making something with hommus and left over lamb on top, close enough

will need to leave at some point today, running low on food and goon




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https://dailystormer.in/psa-if-you-end-up-with-a-dead-hooker-in-your-hotel-room-call-a-lawyer-do-not-talk-to-the-cops/
> I’ve been thinking about that story of that poor guy strangling that gross, old, overpriced hooker to death in Vegas, and I think I need to put out a PSA on what to do if you accidentally kill a hooker.



















































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I had gone a year without a drink, a month without a choof and a week without a ciggie till last friday.
And I had a small drink, a small choof and a couple of ciggies down by the river and it was really nice.
I lied a little it was 5 days without a ciggie but a week made it more poetic
























































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CD (Cruise Dog): it’s the machine with the $10k jackpot on the Western wall. Never fails to pay out, even though they’ve made it a bit less of a slut since I was here last. You probably don’t understand compass points (being smoothbrained and all), but Philip Highway would be the Eastern wall.





















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Yesterday I told Bill to stay home because I had things to do. This morning I told him and Motherbat that I had food poisoning (from hotdogs, onions, and mustard all past use-by).
I did buy Bill a 5 pack of cut-off wheels for his 9" angle grinder though. I will drop them off tomorrow night on my way to Motherbat's.




























































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https://www.noticer.news/esafety-commissioner-misinformation-voice-extremism/
> Australia’s controversial online censorship boss has been caught spreading misinformation about White nationalist ‘violent extremism’ and online abuse targeting aboriginals.
> Ahead of last year’s referendum on an Indigenous Voice to Parliament, which was emphatically rejected by the Australian public, eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant warned of a likely increase in “online hate” directed at indigenous people.
> But data obtained under freedom of information (FOI) requests by the Institute of Public Affairs has found that there were just two complaints made by indigenous people relating to online abuse linked to the Voice referendum, and that the eSafety office did not issue a single takedown notice as a result.























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LOL, I think he needs a herder

> Police claim Ryan McGregor, 23, rode his push bike through the drive-through of Hungry Jacks at Engadine about 7pm on Friday and allegedly demanded a meal with what staff initially thought was a pistol.
> After he walked through the front door, he allegedly threatened the manager, who made him food, which he ate on a table out the front of the restaurant before police arrived

https://www.9news.com.au/national/sydney-man-charged-allegedly-storming-fast-food-restaurant-fake-gun/46b57068-22ab-4303-9755-8a3561757c18












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There was an altercation between a small drunk man and some teenage boongs at the fish and chip shop the other night.
They kept yelling at him and he kept going outside to yell at them and then coming back in ranting about fuckin' abbos and fuckin' boongs and then apologising to everyone for swearing.
It was quite entertaining.

































































































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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-07/sex-worker-ndis-funding-ban/104068652

Cruisey would sneak mongs into the rub and tug's he's cased out before hand. Cruisey always puts his clients first, right after he samples the service, for quality check purposes, of course.



















































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The reality is that no one lives thier best life. Even those formula one drivers and jet pilots who got coached from birth to make it, end up fucking up at high speed and burn. This is because they lack wisdom from the experience of failure. At face value they are handsome single young heart surgeons but after hours they have a trail of dead hookers that overdosed on cocaine in two thousand dollar a night hotel rooms on regular binge weekends. Even Nuro sometimes gets a flat tyre and has to walk four hours to get home and this he doesnt post about. But take it as guidance when (You) get punched in the dick over being a retard here. Dont forget I'm your best friend because I'm the one with enough guts to tell you that your fucking it up.






















































































































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These definitions ranged from Ibn Qutaybah's, "[a drunk is he] whose intellect has left him so he does not understand a little or much (anything at all)" to Ibn Nujaym’s, "[a drunk is he who] does not know (the difference) between a man and a woman or the earth from the sky". Hanafi understanding of Shariah not only permitted adherents to indulge in alcoholic beverages but they could do so up to a near point of total "annihilation".













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The last two mornings -- after going to the toilet multiple times overnight and not flushing -- there have been bright white stringy masses floating in my pee. Being an Incel, it's not an STD, so that only leaves a bacterial infection somewhere, kidney failure, or prostatitis.


































































































































































































































































































































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