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 >>/876296/
I dunno. My shit is working.
I'm reading Wizz Air got halted, Budapest Airport is shut down, no flights.
But Hungarian banking is fine for example. Not sure about anything else, they mostly write about global stuff.
I've a peep in IT, but I think he's on summer holiday now or something.



































































































































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Get Django, add React but still use jQuary next to it, use Bootstrap and Sass, add google apis and Googletagmanager, use 1080p youtube videos as background animation, use buttons and icons and whatnot from random github depo, glue it together with polyfill, put the whole thing on amazonaws, add 50 cdn-s because can't serve your 50MB site with 10MB JS spyware on top which lags on a Ryzen threadripper.
You are a real webdev now.
I think I missed a lot of fun things, REAL webdevs please supplement my recipe.








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 >>/876487/
Too late.

 >>/876488/
I forgot Google Fonts tho. Embed images from 3rd party websites, and use social links, and popups with subscriptions, offers and whatnot. Useless, long unskippable animations, and elements floating in from various directions when scrolled. Use just as much text that it would be shorter than this post when combined. 600px height header with menus randomly opening down any time user moves his mouse, 1200px height footer.

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 >>/876511/
Have a laugh looking at Reddit and the news instead.
> Cybersecurity stocks SentinelOne, Palo Alto climb after global tech outage
>  >** Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike Holdings CRWD.O drops 10% after a software update by the company appeared to have triggered a worldwide tech outage
https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/cybersecurity-stocks-sentinelone-palo-alto-climb-after-global-tech-outage-53884788


































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> “We’ve received feedback from customers that several reboots (as many as 15 have been reported) may be required, but overall feedback is that reboots are an effective troubleshooting step at this stage,” a Microsoft spokesman said, Business Insider reported.






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 >>/876548/
I still think this AI revolution will save the economy billions. Imagine using fancy AI automation to create and deploy a software patch without a single human reviewing it. The speed at which you can do it and release it to thousands, millions or maybe billions of devices is revolutionary. If Australia doesn't catch up, we will be left behind in the AI revolution and we can't afford to miss out from all the AI benefits today.

Source:
https://social.tchncs.de/@larntz@discuss.systems/112813662810828226

Also, lol
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

> AI contributed to Google’s 50% jump in emissions
https://thedailyaus.com.au/stories/ai-contributed-to-googles-50-jump-in-emissions/

> Program: Risk of power outages this summer
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/am/risk-of-power-outages-this-summer/103872458























































































































































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 >>/876633/
So? She's doing her job collecting evidence? If she behaved like average women you'd be all:
> Trev
Btw, basically noone panicked in that rally. Trump said so in his speech yesterday. Everyone was standing still, looking for the shooter or pointing him out. But noone lost their head running around and trampling people.

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Perhaps Disguise Pip.







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> Is the Crowd still on Strike?
We are in good hands. The Chief Technology Officer has experience with these outages
> CloudStrike bungle is founder George Kurtz’s second worldwide meltdown
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/cloudstrike-bungle-is-founder-george-kurtzs-second-worldwide-meltdown/KT3GOGKJERCWHMFZKOCZ2PT364/

















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 >>/876713/
I think it is because hiring and developing a responsive cybersecurity team is too hard for businesses when you can just handover the keys to a contractor.

It is also really difficult to find cybersecurity software for most of the common endpoints used by enterprise customers. I cannot imagine where they would find it, but it would be great if you could find such software pre-installed on most enterprise devices. Locking down devices quickly is very important. But in the end, if you don't have the experience in-house, outsourcing the service gets it done.


















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 >>/876735/
>  >MS is one of the Big Tech/Big 5
Microsoft doesn't have all that fancy tech speak or fancy features that other companies use to sell their products. So all your staff have to learn how to implement and maintain it, it's easier to outsource it!
> Microsoft Copilot for Security is generally available on April 1, 2024, with new capabilities
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2024/03/13/microsoft-copilot-for-security-is-generally-available-on-april-1-2024-with-new-capabilities/

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> or you could pay for Overwatch.
If you install it on all the companies devices that would make it seamless. Yes I understand it can have a purpose for specific endpoint protection, but why every single enterprise device?































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Tonight on womboflix is The Imitation Game (2014) - based on the real life story of legendary cryptanalyst Alan Turing. The film portrays the nail-biting race against time by Turing and his brilliant team of code-breakers at Britain's top-secret Government Code and Cypher School at Bletchley Park, during the darkest days of World War II. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


































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 >>/876808/
Why should I? He has a go at other neets for their drinking and diets all the time. He used to go on about other neets being fat until he accidentally posted that tv photo with his obese figure in it and it is much the same with drinking. If he insults Monk, IGA and 10k, then I'll insult him. Fair is fair.


























































































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 >>/876905/
I'm going to go have some greens. Then we'll see.
I had some chipotle chicken nugget things last night and now I'm clogged.
Speaking of which, I was driving past Boliver this morning and in there theres an old tree thats been cut down. Must've been huge when it was standing.
Thoughts of a giant knife felling massive logs popped in my head.











































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That moofie last night was so awful but I took away a bit of a laff that Turing wanted to be  a hero for the alglo zionist war against National Socialism and he kinda was, but then the ZOG just raped and murdered him when he stopped being a useful idiot. The whole premise was that the code breaking thing won the war, This is bullshit, It was the orc horde equipped with USA gibs coming from the east that won the war. Then started a cold war that nearly saw nuclear armageddon. So dont play politically incorrect propaganda like that ever again Mr Wombo.


























































































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Very strange goon tax. Slept my alarm for 2 hours, every 8 minutes falling back to sleep and having a multitude of dreams. Can't really remember anything I've done this week. I haven't done anything. Practically my entire life exists within this monitor. 
I'm going to put it back in the box and just use my laptop from now on, that might get me back to interacting with meat space more.






























































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 >>/877097/
Sounds more like a Sir issue
> "We're seeing a lot of people getting medicinal cannabis who end up with their first psychotic episode, or we're seeing it dispensed to people who have psychotic conditions, and these people are relapsing," Professor Emmerson says.
> "Part of the issue … are these single-issue clinics which, if you ring up, it doesn't matter what you say you want.
> "They'll provide it for you even though there is probably no indication that it will work, and the prescribers never contact the person's treating doctor.
































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> Hitler didn't do anything to France
Spooky
> Historically, the loss of Paris always meant the loss of France. The Führer repeats his order that Paris has to be defended. . . . The strongest measures to quell insurrection inside the city must be taken. . . . The bridges across the Seine are to be prepared for demolition. Paris must not fall into enemy hands except as a field of ruins.
https://lithub.com/on-hitlers-last-desperate-plan-to-destroy-paris/









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It was less than a year before the war ended 
> On August 22 (1944)
> ... Hitler had ordered Paris defended to the last man, and demanded that the city not fall into Allied hands except as “a field of ruins.” Choltitz dutifully began laying explosives under Paris’ bridges and many of its landmarks, but disobeyed an order to commence the destruction. He did not want to go down in history as the man who had destroyed the “City of Light”—Europe’s most celebrated city.
http://history.com/this-day-in-history/paris-liberated

> Dwight D. Eisenhower's headquarters in Reims by Gen. Alfred Jodl, Chief of Staff of the German Army. The unconditional surrender of the German Third Reich was signed in the early morning hours of Monday, May 7, 1945
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Is this normal?
> JD Vance wrote in "Hillbilly Elegy" that he once became convinced  he was gay when he was a kid.
> "The only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women," he wrote.
> His grandmother quickly put that notion to rest, asking him: "JD, do you want to suck dicks?"
http://businessinsider.com/jd-vance-convinced-himself-gay-hillbilly-elegy-trump-vp-2024-7


















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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/consumer/article-13643829/Jeff-Bezos-strange-two-pizza-rule-stop-Amazon-workers-time-wasting.html
> 'We try to create teams that are no larger than can be fed by two pizzas. We call that the two-pizza team rule,' Bezos once said.
Team of one here.












































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 >>/877268/
or you could just get that exact same slop from subway in 5 minutes.....and you might even fuck it up too

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thats why i got the fuck out of NEET town. being on a set income just above the poverty line severely limits the things you can do, things get repetive pretty quick (unless you have a side hustle) (and if that side hustle is drugs you got a good 5 years maybe)






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