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> ‘Locked in a room crying’: Anna Meares defends Aussie breakdancer over ‘trolls’
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/locked-in-a-room-crying-anna-meares-defends-aussie-breakdancer-over-trolls/news-story/91068903804e90eb558f8d50971c074b





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> spray cooking oil
I watch them use that on cooking shows, only about 80% of it goes on the pan the rest of it goes on the counter and into the air to be breathed in without noticing it. Puts me off.
For a light greasing I put a dab of oil on and then use a folded up paper towel to spread it around the surface.


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Flipping weber boig wasnt doing burgers when I went through.
I got two books while out, Running Of The Brumbies by Colin Stone and Rivers Of History by Edmund D. Gill, both for $2 each. 
Also got 5 beir sticks, some soy crisps and The Australian Bicentenial Spoon Collection, which came in a green Nat Rail case for $10. There are 6 spoons, commemorating Colonisation, Exploration, Industrialisation, Federation, Nationalism, and one for 1988 (the bicentenary). Even the sticker saying the case is Australian made, and the original $30 price from Myers. Good stuff to store in a closet.






















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Last night I made chia seed pudding but I didn't leave it to soak as I was impatient. I ate a massive bowl of barely soaked chia seeds and they expanded in my stomach so I felt like I was going to explode last night. I have no desire to eat today.









































































































































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> split it into two parts
No it should of been on last night, i may or may not watch it, i am too pissed off at mooofie neet for picking a teenage gay sex prison rape movie. Seriously. Delete the moofie list and start again after that shit show.

I had some picks that popped into my head scribbled down somewhere. let me see ..... please add these to the list to be updooted.

- The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasus 
- Lethal Weapon 1 and 2
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 >>/884685/
fairy nuff
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you fucking numpty, i clearly said said please add these to shortlist of moofies to voted on.... Fucks sake. 
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accurate
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ok then i missed it, what about lethal weapon 2 then ?
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kveching + malding again 
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ill consult my list but "Bound" is proper lesbo kino also add it to the shortlist 
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ready. cant wait to escape this place and the low quality spammer.



































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He cant afford broadband internet or basic sanitation. He most like is the person stealing toilet rolls from the nicer dunnys at the beach and theiving bars of soap left behind from the communal showers at the trailer park. 

I cant imagine the last time he had a haircut or how bad he smells. And now he is so unhinged he is talking about imaginary roasts from a few days ago and some bullshit tafe course i signed up for 4 years ago. 

NEETs we literally have a serial killer amongst us.

























































































































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Their idiot boss phoned my boss on Friday and said their sysadmin was going on leave this afternoon for a few weeks and I should come in “for a few hours” and learn everything about their network so I can support them while he’s away. It will be totally undocumented dogshit and I won’t be shown half of the stuff that is guaranteed to fall over in the next fortnight because they do no monitoring or preventative maintenance.



























































































































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They said all police reports from patients from the Nambour and Maryborough Mental hospitals get atomically filtered

Everyone remember Stanmerd has been admitted to a Queensland mental health facility on at least 2 occasions. Let that sink in… problem child, ward of the state and the most unpopular NEET here by an increasingly large margin…. Stan “the pick from Ipswich” Errrrrs…..





















































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@BO hey Pariston its going be wet for the next week here and IGA is just already totally and uppity and unhinged. Expect nothing but trouble from this mental patient. I’ll keep posting with my flag and you should just range ban any shitty replies to them. It’s not hard to flush this greasy turd or i cn fry it  up for you

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 @BO  hey Pariston its going be wet for the next week here and IGA is just already totally and uppity and unhinged. Expect nothing but trouble from this mental patient. I’ll keep posting with my flag and you should just range ban any shitty replies to them. It’s not hard to flush this greasy turd. Best nip it in the Bud. I am saying it’s going to get much worse. The threats made about calling the police have been egregious.












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Weber showed me a special technique for evacuating a clogger in which you jump up in the air, descend into a squat, and stop yourself at the bottom. He called it "Der Stuka" and said to be careful as it will not merely clog, but rather shatter, toilets.





















































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> I used my super to pay for weight loss surgery. It changed my life but wasn't all for the better
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/i-used-my-superannuation-to-pay-for-weight-loss-surgery-it-changed-my-life-but-it-wasnt-all-for-the-better/it1n54002













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why ? because he far more sucesful and poplar than you will ever be even as a guy who is hated by the internet ?

is it because he said qld pigs killing is bad ?

because hes won in a system hes critical of while you suck off @BO even though it has constantly fucked you over or at the very least made your life mid as fuck at best ?

you sound liek a real phaggot
you should probably kill yourself before you drag all anyone in your real life down into the depth of depression from having to deal with such a pathetic ugly unfunny overall shitty chud that they have to pretend like they arnt constantly laughing at with their friends because of how hilriusly unfukable you 

i hope that wftd is treating you well and i hope you die in a fire due to the neglect of the fire code by your downs syndrome caravan park managers












































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> I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
it's not fair that guys like belfort can do huge amounts of drugs and be awesome while I have a few beers and I'm knocked out and brain dead































































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Keep having nightmares. I don’t know how they work because instead of waking up from them I wake up into another one. I had one with a fucked up skull with thin tentacles doing something creepy. Had another one that I tried to lock a bear behind a big metal door in ‘my’ house. Just when I thought I had properly woken up someone through a lot cigarette into my room with gasoline on the floor I couldn’t smell which ignited. Then I tried to open the window to get out and woke up for real. How the fuck do chain nightmares work?




































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Ok neets, time for another meeting of the womboflix kino selection committee, where we ask all our experts on kino to recommend movies. Nominate a new movie to get added to the list or vote for a movie already on the list to be screened:

Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat(1972)
The Commitments(1991)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party(1976)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
In The Line Of Fire(1993)
Le Samorai(1967)
Zero Dark Thirty(2012)
The Hurt Locker(2008)
The Godfather 1/The Godfather 2




















































































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