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https://youtube.com/watch?v=iszwuX1AK6A

Tonight on womboflix we will be watching The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013), directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It's a long movie and if neets want, we can split it over two nights. 7pm AEST
Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Wolf.of.Wall.Street.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4





























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Tried to fry some sausages without any oil, figured they were fatty enough that I didn't need it. Complete disaster, bits stuck to the pan everywhere. I am the king of the mongs.





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lol
> ‘Locked in a room crying’: Anna Meares defends Aussie breakdancer over ‘trolls’
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/locked-in-a-room-crying-anna-meares-defends-aussie-breakdancer-over-trolls/news-story/91068903804e90eb558f8d50971c074b





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> spray cooking oil
I watch them use that on cooking shows, only about 80% of it goes on the pan the rest of it goes on the counter and into the air to be breathed in without noticing it. Puts me off.
For a light greasing I put a dab of oil on and then use a folded up paper towel to spread it around the surface.


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Flipping weber boig wasnt doing burgers when I went through.
I got two books while out, Running Of The Brumbies by Colin Stone and Rivers Of History by Edmund D. Gill, both for $2 each. 
Also got 5 beir sticks, some soy crisps and The Australian Bicentenial Spoon Collection, which came in a green Nat Rail case for $10. There are 6 spoons, commemorating Colonisation, Exploration, Industrialisation, Federation, Nationalism, and one for 1988 (the bicentenary). Even the sticker saying the case is Australian made, and the original $30 price from Myers. Good stuff to store in a closet.






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 >>/884524/
Yes. He knows I'll cook or make him whatever he wants, also that they'll take a bit longer.
He's usually trying to rush me, even though he knows theres no hurry. He hdnt got bacon while out with his other company.

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 >>/884526/
I will choose to believe you, but know that I am watching this situation closely. Executive mongs are vulnerable to being abused by their carers who have communist notions of what is "healthy".



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 >>/884529/
You are to facilitate their choices, not encourage them. You can choose to throw a rock through your window, but I wouldn't suggest it to you.
Dignity of risk implies they have the capacity to understand the risk.




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gonna go for a walk, buy some chips, listen to some music while munching and walking, come back home and try and have a nap, then do some exercise regardless of whether I feel better or not






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You should use a very small amount of butter or olive oil. It spreads out heaps as the heat causes it to thin plus the fat leaves the sausages and serves to grease them up.


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Last night I made chia seed pudding but I didn't leave it to soak as I was impatient. I ate a massive bowl of barely soaked chia seeds and they expanded in my stomach so I felt like I was going to explode last night. I have no desire to eat today.

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 >>/884534/
The invention of the walkman made people very vulnerable walking around, this is made better by them also being glued to phones robbing them of their awarness to their immediate surroundings.

























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it lied at the time and claimed it didn't have wftd
it was very obviously a lie because it kept accusing Stanley of having wftd and it always projects.





































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> ‘Olympics is about participating’ says PM in defence of breakdancer Raygun
https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/olympics-is-about-participating-says-pm-in-defence-of-breakdancer-raygun/news-story/f9a60c4098cff95d78e64fec1c7cee6f












































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Alright neets, The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) will be on womboflix in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

If neets find it's too long to sit through we can split into two nights and watch the other half tomorrow.

















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 >>/884660/
What do the RFSU actually do? Are they more-or-less there to enforce rule of law with boongs or is there actually much concern of covert preparation for an invasion being carried out?













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 >>/884650/
> split it into two parts
No it should of been on last night, i may or may not watch it, i am too pissed off at mooofie neet for picking a teenage gay sex prison rape movie. Seriously. Delete the moofie list and start again after that shit show.

I had some picks that popped into my head scribbled down somewhere. let me see ..... please add these to the list to be updooted.

- The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasus 
- Lethal Weapon 1 and 2
- Contact





































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 >>/884685/
fairy nuff
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you fucking numpty, i clearly said said please add these to shortlist of moofies to voted on.... Fucks sake. 
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accurate
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ok then i missed it, what about lethal weapon 2 then ?
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kveching + malding again 
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ill consult my list but "Bound" is proper lesbo kino also add it to the shortlist 
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ready. cant wait to escape this place and the low quality spammer.


























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 >>/884733/
I just simply cannot fathom why you're UNIVERSALLY UNLOVED...

Anyways, I got some chicken to cook. Maybe later tonight when you're sufficiently inebriated you'll tellz us how badly you fucked up that roast, if there even was one.







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 >>/884748/
You're being obtuse. Nuro was clearly speaking for IGA. It is part of a meme here where we pretend we are all physically sitting together and our posts are things we are saying in person.


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He cant afford broadband internet or basic sanitation. He most like is the person stealing toilet rolls from the nicer dunnys at the beach and theiving bars of soap left behind from the communal showers at the trailer park. 

I cant imagine the last time he had a haircut or how bad he smells. And now he is so unhinged he is talking about imaginary roasts from a few days ago and some bullshit tafe course i signed up for 4 years ago. 

NEETs we literally have a serial killer amongst us.
















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Stuck in an intense twitter argument. This retard won't let up. I don't want to stop because then I'll look weak and people will think I've lost.

















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Too busy cooking and missed the start of Top Gun Maverick so not bothering with that . Haven't even seen the original. Torrented Alien: Covenant earlier today so I'll give that another go.






















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 >>/884762/
I found my mom and sister when i searched their names in one of these kinds of articles. I wish i was making it up. They basically shared some conversation about dildos (epic funny moment) they had in messages to some stupid tabloid shit.
I was humiliated.




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The lives of some neets are stranger than TALE. One neet got arrested, one neet got bail.
One couldn't get laid when he went to Japan. 
One bought shit weed, one shit in a pan.

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Oh the lives of the neets are stranger than fiction. Blessed with wealth, cursed with addiction. One neet spent a grand of backpay on smack, one couldn't get cenno and fell through the crack.

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The way neets live defies all odds,
One went to tafe, one got a job. 
One lived in a toilet, one lived in a tree.
You can look up and see him, if you want to believe









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Just wondering, do any artists ever lurk these threads, and take requests?

Is this the only image board for Australia or are there others? Were you guys your own site at one point before becoming part of endchan?



















































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Their idiot boss phoned my boss on Friday and said their sysadmin was going on leave this afternoon for a few weeks and I should come in “for a few hours” and learn everything about their network so I can support them while he’s away. It will be totally undocumented dogshit and I won’t be shown half of the stuff that is guaranteed to fall over in the next fortnight because they do no monitoring or preventative maintenance.
































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just walked over and asked this prick "are you reading to start going through things?" and he told me to "give [him] about 15 minutes"
fuck I am sick of this disrespect






















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reading some quaalude trip reports after wolf of wall street last night 

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=111208

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=35368

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=106705










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Should really get a job at a supermarket for that employee discount, plus you'll always know when feed is due to be marked down. Bachelor's handbags for days.


























































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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castaways_Beach%2C_Queensland
> Education
> There are no schools in Castaways Beach.
No wonder nuro is there. It is one of the few he can go to.

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They said all police reports from patients from the Nambour and Maryborough Mental hospitals get atomically filtered

Everyone remember Stanmerd has been admitted to a Queensland mental health facility on at least 2 occasions. Let that sink in… problem child, ward of the state and the most unpopular NEET here by an increasingly large margin…. Stan “the pick from Ipswich” Errrrrs…..


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Those coles and woolies paper bags are fucking awful. You can't put anything cold in them because the condensation fucks them. Cotton tote supremacy.



















































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@BO hey Pariston its going be wet for the next week here and IGA is just already totally and uppity and unhinged. Expect nothing but trouble from this mental patient. I’ll keep posting with my flag and you should just range ban any shitty replies to them. It’s not hard to flush this greasy turd or i cn fry it  up for you

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 @BO  hey Pariston its going be wet for the next week here and IGA is just already totally and uppity and unhinged. Expect nothing but trouble from this mental patient. I’ll keep posting with my flag and you should just range ban any shitty replies to them. It’s not hard to flush this greasy turd. Best nip it in the Bud. I am saying it’s going to get much worse. The threats made about calling the police have been egregious.












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Weber showed me a special technique for evacuating a clogger in which you jump up in the air, descend into a squat, and stop yourself at the bottom. He called it "Der Stuka" and said to be careful as it will not merely clog, but rather shatter, toilets.



















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 >>/885089/
Cops shouldn't talk. They always look stupid when they do. They should just hit all these liberal freedom loving hippies and stare into the cameras without saying a word. Freedom of speach my arse cunt, wop! Submit to order.







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 >>/885095/
I could not agree more... Bad weather. Bad home NEETs with nothing to do. A perfect storm. Saying his entire family line was dogshit was accurate and set him off. 

>  dog and shitted




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White Uber Eats boomers are a blessing and a curse. They don't try and fuck you around like a Pajeet, but they also want to make small talk instead of fleeing like Pajeet does.











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Why do normalfags pretend to be friends with people they hate? I see alot of comments or posts like this by normalfags where they admit they just keep people around even when their friend groups hate them or dislike them. They are such cruel people












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> I used my super to pay for weight loss surgery. It changed my life but wasn't all for the better
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/i-used-my-superannuation-to-pay-for-weight-loss-surgery-it-changed-my-life-but-it-wasnt-all-for-the-better/it1n54002













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 >>/887026/
why ? because he far more sucesful and poplar than you will ever be even as a guy who is hated by the internet ?

is it because he said qld pigs killing is bad ?

because hes won in a system hes critical of while you suck off @BO even though it has constantly fucked you over or at the very least made your life mid as fuck at best ?

you sound liek a real phaggot
you should probably kill yourself before you drag all anyone in your real life down into the depth of depression from having to deal with such a pathetic ugly unfunny overall shitty chud that they have to pretend like they arnt constantly laughing at with their friends because of how hilriusly unfukable you 

i hope that wftd is treating you well and i hope you die in a fire due to the neglect of the fire code by your downs syndrome caravan park managers












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> because he’s won
Mate how have you won? You’re an obese 40 year old alcoholic incel who lives in a bicycle repair workshop surviving on burritos and pizzas and you use an obscure image board to feed your attention seeking impulses 
Cringe!











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Might go for a cruise but to where? I’ve already cruised all the local routes. 
First night off the piss is a bit woeful. Hope I can sleep easily and get up early for the gym







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There are lots of grills going around uni looking like this now. They usually wear a bit more around their legs (such as a midi skirt) but the braless trend looks as though it will stick around a while longer. I thought it would be a flash in the pan in 2022.














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> I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
it's not fair that guys like belfort can do huge amounts of drugs and be awesome while I have a few beers and I'm knocked out and brain dead



























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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/scarface-actor-angel-salazar-found-dead/news-story/074528178c32a6700914853e1a328b38
that gay looking cunt out of scarface was found dead






















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Shouldn’t have chugged that can of coke a cola. Stomach feels like it is going to burst. Sitting on the toilet trying to shit and free up some space.









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What would the system do if Weber and Cruisey both put a pineapple in the same machine at the same time and took turns pressing the button?





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Keep having nightmares. I don’t know how they work because instead of waking up from them I wake up into another one. I had one with a fucked up skull with thin tentacles doing something creepy. Had another one that I tried to lock a bear behind a big metal door in ‘my’ house. Just when I thought I had properly woken up someone through a lot cigarette into my room with gasoline on the floor I couldn’t smell which ignited. Then I tried to open the window to get out and woke up for real. How the fuck do chain nightmares work?




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First night off the piss since July 2nd was a success. Slept 6 hours and got a workout in. Watching the news and eating my breakfast burrito now. Waiting for the Iranian strike



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https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/security/bill-shorten-to-announce-new-gold-standard-digital-id-program-trust-exchange/news-story/c05afd822633ed3f9cdd9cc8823b611c
The mark of the beast.





























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Ok neets, time for another meeting of the womboflix kino selection committee, where we ask all our experts on kino to recommend movies. Nominate a new movie to get added to the list or vote for a movie already on the list to be screened:

Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat(1972)
The Commitments(1991)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party(1976)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
In The Line Of Fire(1993)
Le Samorai(1967)
Zero Dark Thirty(2012)
The Hurt Locker(2008)
The Godfather 1/The Godfather 2













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 >>/885285/
I'm not trying to spite you, I simply don't wish to stream movies every time something happens in the news. If you want to fill that gap in the market, there's nothing to stop you from streaming movies yourself. It's not very hard. You might find the experience beneficial.







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The wage is a lot easier when you’re fresh and untaxed. Feeling good after 2 caffeine tablets spread throughout the morning. Feeling chipper






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Stop downloading, watching any Holly-weird-pedo-wood movies, especially most anything after 2010, and nothing 2020+

Anything before 2010 still should be scrutinized carefully for subversive propaganda and pedo content .

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 >>/885310/
Maybe you could display a little critical thinking. You sound like Nancy on the NPRC trying to argue that Marilyn Manson causes kids to shoot up schools. If Hollywood 'causes' you to be a faggot, you probably were one anyway.






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 >>/885311/
STFU you retarded commie euro-cuck. You're absolutely clueless about the satanic globohomo kazarian mafia entertainment industry. 
You're the one who needs to use some critical thinking, but you can't due to your low normie IQ.









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I noticed that the smoko photo was too deliberately posed - all those smiling people - for it to have been a photo from one of the NEETs. No search necessary.










































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https://www.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/home/disgusted-mum-hit-with-55-fee-at-checkout-due-to-littleknown-rule/news-story/d07881f5333e03f49337fbdad06f1495?utm_medium=nca&utm_source=newscomau_campaign=en_pos14&utm_content=kidspot
Something to be aware of WA NOOTs














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