/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA WORST A

Who does it?

 >>/887384/
You MUTHAFUCKA

https://dailystormer.in/seditious-traitor-trump-calls-for-flooding-america-with-anyone-who-is-not-a-murderer/

 >>/887384/
 Accurate. 

 >>/887384/
Arse wipe

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 >>/887413/
How?

 >>/887413/
Paningi wipe

Did he even feeds his cow this morning?

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 >>/887392/
Nice photos, thank you.

 >>/887389/
You should have had that boong sheila over for some drinks. Opportunity wasted.

 >>/887416/
I will be devastated when he goes.

 >>/887418/
She was disgusting. As she was walking away from the car, I could see these dark black track marks down her thighs under her denim skirt.

 >>/887420/
You could have pressure washed the car and her.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWcT0z190zg

 >>/887411/
> And hey – this is important – if the politics stresses you out, or agitates you in any way, don’t pay attention to it. I know I write about politics, so I’m basically saying “don’t read my material,” but if it’s stressful then don’t read it. Only read it if you think it’s fun.

This is good advice.

I'm watching the UFC. A couple of big execs going at it right now.

 >>/887424/
We should put together our own team, I bet we could put a ton of neet flesh in there with only a few of us.

Which ever one of you keeps driving past my house shouting "WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS?", I demand you stop now. It stopped being funny 20 minutes ago.

Bacon and egg roll, followed by half a block of old gold baileys.

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Big coke

 >>/887427/
A healthy brekkie.

Weber demanded a healthy breakfast once.

 >>/887428/
A healthy brekkie.

 >>/887430/
He did not.

Cruisey insisted that the best place to get blood for a glucose test was the perineum.

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 >>/887431/
Big bean for breakfast

ate some mackeral - very proud of myself, but it could be tastier

 >>/887436/
I ate a jellyfish

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLXsdGuywGg

Should have got out of bed when I woke at 9 ffs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JnX1qM5_zJo
i'm hogwartin

 >>/887437/
You did not.

 >>/887441/
I ate a stonefish

Apparently you can still get a pizza from dominos for $7, which sounds ok. But I bet they've shrunk.

 >>/887437/
I ate a jellyfish once at a thai place. It came in coconut sauce and with some sort of fungi.

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Main Event coming on now. Going for the white Chad.

 >>/887444/
Did it taste good?

 >>/887443/
They're terrible lately.

 >>/887445/
I hope he kills that nigger. Twist his fucking head right off.

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OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

 >>/887447/
Even worse than usual? Crikey they must be bad.

 >>/887449/
Based.

 >>/887446/
not really, I would've preferred pizza

This Saffrican Chad has no tattoos. Very impressive.

 >>/887453/
He should get a sonnenrad or valknut on his breast

 >>/887454/
That cocksucker that runs the UFC would make him cover it up or kick him out.

I don't hate this negro, he is an anime fan.

I should not have drunk a glass of tea all at once. Feel a bit light headed

His corner is talking Afrikaans to him. Sounds like Tiffin.

 >>/887457/
you need to learn to hold your tea, lightweight

 >>/887457/
The chamomile?

My teapot exact body type helps me hold my tea.

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 >>/887460/
No, it was black tea

My fight stream is failing me. Very disappointing.

 >>/887464/
I thought you were a cloud engineer?

Might take my pants off and do a poo

 >>/887465/
Cloudy urine engineer.

 >>/887467/
I noticed mine, in addition to being very foamy, leaves some kind of mineral deposit on the bottom of the toilet.

 >>/887468/
See your GP. Get everything under control.

 >>/887466/
Poo with your pants on and do a piss too

 >>/887470/
Are you a Chux salesman?

 >>/887472/
Found me on twitter eh?

 >>/887470/
Too late.

 >>/887469/
I should do a deal with her that I’ll fix everything IF she gives me anabolic steroids. That way it’s her fault if she declines.

 >>/887448/
Sounds messy.

 >>/887422/
Very strange handle construction

 >>/887477/
It’s very common actually. The USMC Kabar had a similar leather handle originally.

 >>/887475/
> I should do a deal with her that I’ll fix everything IF she gives me anabolic steroids. 
If you frame the conversation around self improvement, I could see this working over time. By showing incremental improvements in your health over time and then suggest that the missing part of improving your health could be that type of treatment. Getting access to it and maintaining the self-improvement.

If they completely disagree, you could find a doctor/specialist who would prescribe it, but I would still focus on the self improvement.

In this current environment, I would not ditch a regular doctor you can tolerate. Those are becoming much harder to find.

The only biofronthole to pay me any attention in the last two years was a half-breed boong looking for booze or money.

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 >>/887481/
Was her hair like Maggi noodles?

 >>/887482/
It was straight but about that length

giving up on the diet wagon today, will start again tomorrow when I've had a better sleep

 >>/887484/
> will start again tomorrow
Sounds doable.

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Need to take Motherbat somewhere for her birthday on Saturday.

 >>/887486/
Find a place that does a good schnitzel.

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 >>/887486/
She will enjoy those alpacas.

 >>/887488/
I should inquire whether I could arrange to shoot one and have it butchered in front of her and cooked for lunch.

 >>/887468/
Weber: Sugar Daddy or Glucose Guardian?

 >>/887486/
One longneck please.

 >>/887490/
> Glucose Guardian
UMM PTY LTD should trademark this

 >>/887492/
He is not pricking my perineum again.

Sunday Blues setting in.

 >>/887430/
He got crumpets.

My cock, Weber.

 >>/887494/
Same. Worried about not sleeping enough tonight. Gonna have to start the goon later than usual. 
Wasted my 4 day weekend

 >>/887481/
The iron was hot.

 >>/887486/
How old is she turning?
Strathalbyn isnt too far.

 >>/887487/
$17 on the specials board, with a free soft drink and 10% off with a seniors card.
Give her $20 for the Indian Dreaming, and ask for half the winnings.

 >>/887489/
Then get its coat and head turned into slippers.

 >>/887490/
Heh

 >>/887486/
Alpaca ride followed by an alpaca schnitty?

Might acquire a bottle of coke

 >>/887496/
What does this mean?

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 >>/887497/
How many standards will you be firing on tonight?

 >>/887505/
Check my glucose. No hands.

 >>/887507/
I'd have taken her up on the offer.

 >>/887508/
That's the catch phrase of the Glucose Guardian.

 >>/887506/
Dumb dumb NEETs wont even know how this is happening.

 >>/887497/
You could get a 7 day weekend after a brief stop-in at the wage tomorrow morning.

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no more cookie

Got the Tradie deal from Carlos Junior

 >>/887514/
Stolen valour.

 >>/887389/
is that a m-60 tank?
 >>/887392/
Do they have a centopah for all the army cats?

 >>/887499/
77

 >>/887449/
nice. no abandoned pram on the foot path this time. Did you chuck it in the bushes?

 >>/887515/
Drank drove there and they still managed to give me cold food.

 >>/887519/
Based.

Weber cleaned up six chicom infantry with his SMLE firing from the hip when he surprised them in a trench at the battle of the broken bridge at Chongju, once.

 >>/887519/
> Drank drove
Disappointing behaviour.

 >>/887516/
You should be banned for asking these deliberately stupid questions.

 >>/887522/
> Disappointing behaviour.
Latvia 1939 - 1991

NEETs are out there risking their licences for a seed oil goyslop feed.

 >>/887525/
> licences
oh very la di da

 >>/887506/
12, maybe 14. 
Have already done groceries, meal prepped breakfasts, done the laundry and cleaned up. Productive for a tax of 20. 
Just gotta meal prep 4 lunches and then I can settle in for the night with some alcomohol and 'Mine Were of Trouble' by Peter Kemp.

 >>/887526/
The $10 cheese is clearly popular.

 >>/887529/
Its $9.50

 >>/887530/
What can you buy for 50 cents these days?

 >>/887530/
$9.50 for rotten milk solids

This 2020 Lucindale cab sauv is still a bit cheeky

> hungry
> no money
> don’t feel like cooking
Looks like starvings back on the menu boys

 >>/887534/
Do you have bread? Make a toast

 >>/887535/
"To bread!"

 >>/887528/
> 'Mine Were of Trouble' by Peter Kemp.
Have you finished Heart of Darkness already?

Surprised Monk can read tbh

 >>/887538/
Uncalled for.

 >>/887539/
He watches the football!

 >>/887541/
There is no shame in that.

 >>/887534/
God i hope Stanners made this post...

 >>/887543/
You should invite him around for a slice.

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We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/887545/
I don't think I'm going to be able to watch this one, sorry, NEET.

 >>/887546/
same not in the mood in the slightest

 >>/887547/
Shut up you’re banned

 >>/887543/
its a little too snappy for IGAY

 >>/887523/
> You should be banned

Whoa, sorry there Mister Man, I was just trying to show some pretend interest in your hobby, make believe rapport if you will, as if I was also a socks and sandals dork who cruises tourist traps with a pricey DSLR.

 >>/887535/
does he have vegemite? 
he can make some soup!

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I'll say hi to cruisedog for you

 >>/887550/
Do they still control the world or was that a 19th century thing?

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 >>/887554/
They're refusing to answer those sort of questions on the facebook advert.

 >>/887556/
If they refuse to answer it means the answer is no, and we all know what that means.

 >>/887557/
anal

 >>/887528/
Comfy evening.

wining

whining

whizzing

wanking

 >>/887529/
I bought a 250 gram block that cost $5 because I needed that four fiddy for other shit. This is how the poor stay poor.

 >>/887564/
Goon?

 >>/887564/
combo breaker

20 tomorrow, 21 on Friday. Not sure which day I should wear the salmon blazer. Do you think it would be okay to wear it twice in a week if I wear it with different trousers and different shirts?

 >>/887550/
can't shake the feeling that they royal commission missed an organization

 >>/887568/
Yes twice will be fine. You will look good.

Is it usually so hot during August? Its all high teens and low 20s here this week

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Ready.

 >>/887567/
kek, I like the can throw at the end.

 >>/887567/
I think that alcoholic fanta I had the other day was called Hard Fizz.

 >>/887570/
Okay, thanks.
I'm just a bit worried about looking like I'm trying too hard which I probably am to be fair.

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Alright neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/887540/
You ordered the El Nuro, what did you expect?

 >>/887577/
Well bantered.

 >>/887576/
Sounds gay mot watching

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 >>/887547/
18.1

Today was a disgraceful disappointment, will do better tomorrow.

 >>/887517/
I bet she has the fish.

Looking at navy jobs again

 >>/887583/
Can you scrub the poop deck?

 >>/887584/
perhaps monks alcoholism will actually help him in the navy

By giving him his sea legs?

 >>/887583/
You would make a good semen.

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 >>/887587/
Do you have to make big semen to be a good seaman?

 >>/887588/
Yes. That's what Able Seaman means

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 >>/887590/
Ty ❤️

The networks operator (IT pajeet) is a priority role and the minimum period of service is only 2 years 
Could sort me out and put some money in my pocket and some sysadmin experience

 >>/887592/
Just do the needful already.

Wanna rub his tummy through his uniform

 >>/887592/
The structure would also be good for you.

 >>/887592/
Doing the needful with custom 90s dogshit written in Ada that nobody uses anywhere else.

Do they use mainframes in the military?

 >>/887596/
Specialised coding specialist.

 >>/887596/
Who cares
I'm sure they use AD and other standard desktop admin shit which is my fallback if the agile containerisation infrastructure as code $1500/day devops engineer role doesn't magically fall into my hands off the warehouse shelf system

 >>/887597/
Whizzing across the ocean connecting to machines. He picks up the phone
> Sir, I think that's do-able.

 >>/887599/
> AD
Is the naval fleet part of some federated forest?

 >>/887601/
That's classified

 >>/887602/
For NEETs eyes only.

I also need some free dental care

Gape classification.

 >>/887602/
Well bantered.

 >>/887604/
I am not seeing any negatives apart from you disappearing from the board. If you can get in.

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 >>/887604/
Sir can help you out.

 >>/887592/
> trusting ADF
They are filthy liars.

Like most of the western world the australian military is currently having a recruiting crisis, they might even seriously consider guys like monk.

 >>/887610/
Just let more pajeets in and give 'em sticks.

Looking forward to the awol arc.

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Wanna give Major Monk's tummy a rub

 >>/887613/
lel the adf doesn't trust soldiers with live ammo
even the ones that have passed bootcamp

might have some strawby yoghurt

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SA really has done so much to make Australia great.

When did media outlets start allowing lady newsreaders? That was probably the beginning of the end for western civ

 >>/887617/
Take that racists

 >>/887617/
He also had to hit space inbetween. Impressive.

Bad home types whooping and shouting outside. Still, I refuse to close the window, I need fresh air.

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Night.

 >>/887622/
Night fella.

Think I need some more standards. Smashed through almost 2 bottles of vino in 2 hours

 >>/887624/
time to switch to camomile

I want to build a fullsize stonehenge replica in my local park

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 >>/887626/
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=xD5Lc3-5iDs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xD5Lc3-5iDs

 >>/887629/
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NEETs built the pyramids

 >>/887622/
Good night Pidge. xx
What a chonker!

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oh no

 >>/887632/
They know no shame.

Going to bed in a huff. Harrumphing down the hallway.

 >>/887634/
What has upset you? I didn't realise you were such a big Sherlock Holmes fan.

 >>/887635/
Are you new here? He is all about the detectives and mysteries. He even solves crimes in news articles weeks before the police.

 >>/887636/
> He even solves crimes
I think that’s just racism and speculation.

12 hours of screen time today. didn't even play vidya

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I’d have simply used polystyrene

 >>/887638/
As long as you still get up to go to the toilet you are doing okay.

Been in the kitchen since about 8. FML. Just waiting on a pot of bog sloppa.

The old pork chop I took outta the fridge had some wang to it. A few weeks in teh freexer should kill off any bacteria right?

 >>/887642/
Throw it out. And stop wasting so much food.

 >>/887635/
Probably the cruiser bottles and kfc bags scattered around the house like a teenager on his first bender while the folks are down the beach

 >>/887644/
That was not nice NEET.

Good night I am off to bed.

I cant fathom ever having a girlfriend. Even in my dreams i fail at getting one.

Just gonna chuck a sickie I think. Too many standards for a 6am wake up. Could reasonably blame it on the flu. 
Was reading some threads from last year during my cometary vodka and Maccas coke phase. Still similar.

 >>/887646/
Not everyone can win in life. Somebody has to be the loser. I speak from experience.

Thinking about leaving this city to another with less foreigners

 >>/887649/
Good plan.

 >>/887644/
always trying to recapture that magic time

 >>/887647/
One more day of rest and you'll be ready for the wagon/wage.

Good morning NEETs.

morning bros, slept badly again, woe

 >>/887647/
Just man up and resign.

Think I might take up tai chi today

Chitty chitty bang bang

 >>/887654/
Good morning NEETs.

 >>/887655/
Then have a big night out to celebrate your new freedom.

His problem is the welfare system enables him to do this shit on loop.

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Good Morning NEETs

 >>/887660/
If you resign, Cenno will cut you off. If you stop working without separate certificate they will also cut you off. Unless can demonstrate extreme financial hardship.

 >>/887661/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/887662/
Cut off for how long? A month? Two months? It's not indefinite or permanent resulting in homelessness and starvation.

 >>/887662/
can i separate cert myself from my own business ? asking for a friend.

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have some backgrounds

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> 4k wallpaper
> 1600x900

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 >>/887668/
getting the 4k would have required a reddit login and i aint doin none of that

 >>/887514/
Not a fan of carloses

Quite hung over. Cant remember the end of the movie

 >>/887673/
Brain Status ?

Your demure is what it means to you. It's being mindful and considerate of the people around you, but also of yourself and how you present to the world

 >>/887675/
Swimming. Lost about 10hrs. Remember watching Tim Curry.

 >>/887676/
> Your demure is
What kind of nigger English is this?

 >>/887676/
wrong. its about not behaving like a slut 

 >>/887678/
its unpossible

Perdue (inghams type thing) are throwing away 300,000 kg of chicken nuggets because they found a few little contaminants.
Theyre still good.

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Iran nuked Russia.

On the covid hate. Never going to let it go. What a gay planet full of submissive, obedient faggots.

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I would contact them for more advice. It's stop people from accepting a job, resigning the next day. That's the intent but there are ways around it.

Meal plan for the week is done. Everything is in the fridge/cupboard.

Breakfast
Tue: Yoghurt, Mondster
Wed: Yoghurt, Mondster
Thu: Yoghurt, Mondster
Fri: Yoghurt, Mondster

Lunch
Mon: 3 crumpets, Cuppa soup
Tue: 3 crumpets, Cuppa soup
Wed: Suimin cup
Thu: Suimin cup
Fri: Nothing/Servo pie?

Dinner
Mon: Chicken parmi
Tue: Chicken parmi
Wed: Chicken nuggets
Thu: Chicken nuggets
Fri: Motherbat’s

 >>/887684/
Well done NEET. Is this the start of a diet wagon journey?

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Good morning NEETs.
The haemorrhoids are acting up I can hardly sit down.

 >>/887685/
No, just trying to budget given I have to take her to lunch and get some flowers and a card and shit in addition to whatever bills come in this week. But it does come out to 1220-1265 calories a day.

 >>/887684/
Not enough food. You don’t need to cut to 1200 calories. Cut to 2000. This will be another man shake scenario otherwise

Went and got blood test. Who wants to bet on how many diseases and shit I’ve got? I’m a dirty fucker so probably a lot. Maybe the GP will prescribe me testosterone🤞

 >>/887686/
How’d you get hemoroids? Aren’t they from anal sex?

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Ohnonononononono

 >>/887688/
Read the other post

 >>/887689/
Shouldn't be any worse than my results,I got a blood test a couple of weeks ago when I went to my doctors they called the pathology place to come in and take my blood there and then. Week later I had 2 missed calls from the Drs and the last one they left a message to come in and see them,not going to bother got enough pills to last me 6 months so I'll go back then if I'm still alive.

 >>/887690/
> Aren’t they from anal sex?
No.

 >>/887689/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/887693/
Go in and see them NEET. Take care of yourself please.

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 >>/887693/
Pretty much any NEET that gets a blood test will come back with high cholesterol and "you have been naughty" liver function readings.  

its a perfect mix of them lowering the thresholds for indicators and decades of drinking.....

they have a responsibility to inflate things a bit now you are under their care....

 >>/887697/
These are the same people that told bare faced lies about COVID and the vaccines.

I've got a hanky with me but I came in it about a week ago. Despite being washed twice it still smells faintly of my cum. I get a good whiff of it each time I wipe my nose.

 >>/887699/
Disgusting.

 >>/887700/
Better than Olive.

 >>/887702/
I’ve had just about enough of you.

 >>/887700/
Linus tech tips is transitioning nicely.....

 >>/887686/
Good afternoon NEET.
Add a soothing ointment.