/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Motherbat is so old that her pussy is haunted.

I want to launch a spear into my nigger neighbors head

fucking fucked up this morning, I need to sleep better

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Checked my hair, I have bill paxton level norwooding

Morning

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This weekend on womboflix:

On Saturday, Gladiator (2000) - we will be seeing the extended cut, which I'm told is extra gory and violent, so please ask your mummybots if it's ok for you to watch.

Then on Sunday, Following (1998). Chris Nolan's first movie is about an unemployed loser with no friends who starts stalking people he sees on the street as a way to cope with his loneliness.

 >>/888391/
How?

 >>/888406/
Good morning NEET.

Good morning NEETs. I am seeing that Indian woman doctor today. Feeling very nervous.

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GOOD MORNING NEETS

 >>/888419/
Scratch the dot off her head and see if you win a prize

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 >>/888419/
Just remember that you are a scion of the all conquering master race and she is a member of a slave race whose only purpose is to serve and pleasure you, and act accordingly she. She will be grateful for your dominance.

 >>/888422/
I will be coming to her in an inferior and embarrassing position. The shame of it.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/inappropriate-driver-awarded-costs-after-uber-ban/news-story/47133bc91971870ea8ebe9a2c3d5b813

 >>/888423/
Is she going to look at your bottom's hole?

 >>/888423/
Flash a $50 at her and see what happens

 >>/888425/
She might.

 >>/888419/
 >>/888420/
Good morning NEETs.

 >>/888419/
If she says anything at all critical, simply reply "unlike your kind, I don't shit in the street".

 >>/888427/
You should make her examine your balls too. Tell her you think there's a lump there.

Is Monk on his way to the wagerium?

 >>/888431/
> the WAGER-ium
You mean the casino? It's a bit early.

 >>/888431/
I bet he is just going to ghost them.

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 >>/888433/
neet-boss power move

 >>/888432/
Woe.

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 >>/888431/
20 dollars says he hits centrelink up in the next week.

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 >>/888431/

3/3 of my ex girlfriends are morbidly obese

 >>/888439/
Top Womens Hobbies Men find Unattractive
-Getting Abortions
-Lying
-Social Media Whoring
-Getting Fat

 >>/888438/
Based.

 >>/888439/
Are you the NEET who got upset by Plapjak?

 >>/888439/
so it was (You) posting all the flapjack memes....

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https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/swedish-major-eric-bonde-1961/

 >>/888440/
Just so 
 >>/888442/
 >>/888443/
They were hot when I dated them, low self esteem probably part of the explanation

 >>/888438/
He's doing well.

need to get dressed and get some petrol and a card for Motherbat

bought some authentic italian cannoli - crispy shells, filled with sweet ricotta rather than custard, and the icing sugar was so fine when I ate the first one it covered my clothes and made me look like a construction worker who was sanding plaster all day. Gonna have to eat the second one standing in the shower while naked to avoid getting it on my clothes.

 >>/888425/
He will need some cetaphil.

might have some camomile and have an early morning nap

 >>/888447/
That's a funny present to get your Motherbat.

 >>/888450/
Too early.

 >>/888451/
all the boomers are getting on the sniff nowadays

Think ill go home and do some drugs

back from getting petrol and card

remember when we shot a dog in to space and left it there

 >>/888456/
what if the radiation there mutates it and gives it superhuman intelligence and a radiation breath attack?

 >>/888457/
it's alright, it died after about 6 hours from overheating
big brain russians

might spend all day watching game longplays on youtube

I have showered in preparation for the doctor appointment. I washed very thoroughly in case she examines intimate areas.
I am very nervous I do not want my horrible body seen.
Everything is so difficult.

You will be alright, NEET. Good luck.

 >>/888460/
> washed very thoroughly in case she examines intimate areas
Terrible mistake neet, you need to dominate the poojeta with your manly musk, mark your territory, not emasculate yourself with soap.

Might invent poo-scented soap.

 >>/888463/
If the drain always smells like shit they'll never know

 >>/888460/
It's going to be ok, it's just another day at the office for them.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/food-drink/wotif-reveals-best-finger-bun-sausage-roll-rooftop-bar-terrace-and-lookout-in-australia/news-story/a5f7cdacfda0a526be3558777b1a4d94
> Kenilworth Bakery in Queensland took out the country’s ‘best sausage roll’ title.
> Located in a World Heritage listed building in Kenilworth, the bakery is an Aussie icon tucked away in the beautiful Sunshine Coast Hinterland.
Need a review please.

 >>/888466/
https://kenilworthbakery.com/
> home of the 1kg doughnut
> 1kg sausage roll

 >>/888466/
Their Mooloolaba store is only 24 minutes from the workshop.

 >>/888467/
perfect size for a quick breakky.

 >>/888469/
> visions of Nuro and IGA fighting each other with 1kg baked goods

 >>/888448/
Smart.

 >>/888455/
Lovely card?

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 >>/888472/

wew
https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/1825187568834753021

https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/1825152303399371150

 >>/888474/
Very nice.

 >>/888474/
Very sweet.

You say Justin Bieber, I say Guns & Roses

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Bon Jovi

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

95% of teens these days listen the same crappy pop over and over again. If you’re one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least 5 videos. Don’t let rock die

remember this lol?

 >>/888475/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nTQmJt86h9I
I don't know how this video is still up on YouTube.
0:43 - 1:06.

garn pidser from dominos, you neets want one?

 >>/888480/
No, but thank you for offering.

 >>/888474/
Beautiful.

 >>/888480/
Ice cream flavoured one please.

 >>/888480/
Chiggen and cambambar

 >>/888474/
Youre a good boy

Everybody cares about his stupid card but not the sausage roll apustaja I made.

 >>/888486/
You didnt mqke that

 >>/888487/
Fucking did so.

 >>/888486/
nice work on the fingers, did you use gimp ?

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 >>/888489/
No, I took a fragment of the brick fingers and fed it into remove.bg

 >>/888473/
Well done neet.

 >>/888492/
Doesn't matter now. He called me a liar.

 >>/888429/
Do the women shit in the street too?

 >>/888430/
Had a ball ultrasound once. Very embarrassing.

 >>/888444/
"Du är träffad. Du blöder, mannen."

 >>/888458/
That's what they want you to believe.

 >>/888494/
Yes.

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 >>/888459/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O2UogvuQpR4

 >>/888480/
Could have got 40% off the premium range yesterday ffs...

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/missing-british-tech-tycoon-mike-lynch-s-co-defendant-in-us-fraud-trial-dies-in-car-crash-days-before-yacht-sinking/ar-AA1p5UV8

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 >>/888502/
this sounds like a mission from hitman was completed on silent assassin level

Had a $5 medium sized pidser at dominos - tasted ok but was tiny. Not so long ago you could get a full sized pidser at lunch there for that much. Woe.

 >>/888491/
 >>/888490/
You are a clever neet

suddenly feeling all woed

Sitting on a boiled egg, making clucking noises.

 >>/888474/
Very nice.

 >>/888473/
Well memed.

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craving sugar, need that high

 >>/888505/
> medium sized

Not worth leaving the house for tbh.

 >>/888508/
Hope your cloaca is feeling ok.

Risen 
Couldn’t sleep until past 5am. Too stressed 
Might just take the rest of the week off.

I am back from the Indian doctor. She was okay, there were no invasive procedures.
I had to go and give a urine sample. Also got blood taken.
I have high blood pressure it was 150/90

Lots of anxiety now. Waiting for the results of all these tests.

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 >>/888514/
> Might just take the rest of the week off

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> might just take the rest of my life off

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garn have a 3rd late afternoon no-doze

 >>/888514/
So are you going to resign or are you just going to ghost them?

 >>/888515/
Glad it went ok neet.

 >>/888519/
Probably just ghost

I ate a good banana. Very pleasant taste.

 >>/888522/
how many inches?

had eight coffees
got way too much of a tolerance
i feel tired all the time

 >>/888523/
I reckon about 7.

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Send this to Motherbat.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/sa-police-investigate-crash-at-victor-harbor-hospital/news-story/93e2ea844527943e08c23b4ce5767c08

 >>/888515/
Was she hot?

 >>/888527/
Heh

 >>/888529/
> Indian
> hot

 >>/888529/
I don't think so. She had a mask covering her face and I didn't really look at her. I don't make eye contact when I'm stressed.

dunder and floggin

 >>/888527/
Well he didn't have to go far for an ambulance.

 >>/888524/
sleep more

A few hours without sugar and I just can't stand it. It's not that I feel bad, I just hate feeling normal. Maybe that's monk's problem, been on the goon for so long he can't stand feeling sober.

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 >>/888447/
Smart move

 >>/888536/
It's not a problem if he stays drunk.

Alright, I'm off to get some food.
No requests.

 >>/888539/
30kg of profiteroles please. Salted caramel if they have them.

 >>/888539/
All of the other NEETs profiferiteriserolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5uf3SjTB0T8
TND!!!

 >>/888543/
Diversity is our strength neets.

Tactical NEET Defecation

 >>/888542/
Good afternoon, Davo.
How are things?

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FML

 >>/888543/
The reporter doing the voice over on that story sounds like she is a spud.

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 >>/888456/
What a way to spaz up space

 >>/888525/
I want this list added to our wordfilters here. We need to secure our board against zoomer immigrants.

 >>/888539/
burger king now

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 >>/888550/

 >>/888514/
Long weekends.

 >>/888547/
She'll be right. I doubt anything too important is in there at this point in time.

 >>/888552/
The idea of zoomers screaming "1, 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE" at teachers amuses me for some reason.

 >>/888554/
No she wont be right. I need to create a table with a uuid column type.

 >>/888552/

total zoomer death

 >>/888556/
Random int, if exists, random int again. Or create a primary key using concat of values in the tables. Call the update database maintence when it locks it and she'll be right.

I don't know what these NEETs are talking about.

 >>/888556/
Do the needful.

const uuid = uuidv4();

 >>/888560/
Be happy you don't.

 >>/888560/
Neither do they.

 >>/888562/
Sir make sure there is unique value constraint. 

Why do you even need this column? For a key, if so why not use multiple columns?

Just hit it with a stick.

Trying to decide if I should have 0 or 24 standards

Guys, im on newstart, and i had my first job provider appointment ~a week ago. 
Today I looked at workforce Australia, and the 100 points tracking bar isn't there + there are no tasks saying i need to apply for jobs. 
Whats going on here? Did they fuck something up, and am I still expected to apply for jobs? Because it doesn't look like they're tracking it.
I'm afraid that if i call up, they might be like 'oops, thanks for telling us, now you need to continue looking for jobs again'.

 >>/888567/
You need to transition into vacation mode. Write out that one line resignation letter with your personal details and whizz it to them.

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 >>/888568/
Takes a while to set it up. I doubt they will cut you off unless it says you are not in compliance or going to their appointments. Until then, just check it each day and ignore it until it tells you to do something.

 >>/888572/
Not going to their appointment I mean. You are, so nothing to worry about.

 >>/888572/
Just to make sure you have the right idea, it used to be there, but now it isn't.

 >>/888568/
Do what this  neet said  >>/888572/

 >>/888574/
I would take a screen capture with the date and time showing, if they cut you off, upload it and call them. It's not your responsibility to manage their crappy system. Blame the issue as their mistake. You can't meet the requirements you aren't aware of as the system is designed to help you manage the requirements. Last time I did it there wasn't a paper option. So I don't see how a reasonable person would understand what to do when their system is telling you nothing.

There is a responsibility on system owners to ensure that their systems are free from errors and do not cause harm. There has been legal cases around the world when computer systems fail and cause damages that could result in harms like death.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

 >>/888570/
my exact body type

I have started watching the latest season of Demon Slayer. English dub version.

 >>/888578/
You have a good thigh gap NEET. Mine are stuck together.

 >>/888580/
Try a squirt of WD-40. I heard it can be life saving.

 >>/888581/
The stains in your undies aren't worth it. Better to die with your dignity intact.

Sushi and eel every day of our married life.

 >>/888578/
you need to get a black shirt and pants neet, it's the only way

 >>/888579/
Interesting, I have been watching bye bye earth and Castlevania (about to start season 3)

 >>/888585/
Thats a big chook.

might miss Aliens: Romulus at the kino

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 >>/888588/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aalELTFWczA

It has been condemned by the critical drinker

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 >>/888525/
fooking ell, give it a year or so and no one will be saying 'bussin mark my words 


 >>/888552/
cant see mid, sus is justified, thank the lord i dont BASED in there 

 >>/888589/
Thats a nice picture of Stanley.

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 >>/888590/
He is usually right.

 >>/888593/
He is usually right when he says something is shit. He's not always right when he says something is good. Of course that might be because there aren't any good movies anymore.

A responsible 19.4 acquired

 >>/888596/
my exact underwear colour

 >>/888546/
Okay I suppose. Not much to say. I took a photo of a duck.

 >>/888596/
Good Pepe.

 >>/888597/
When will do think the wagon is scheduled for its next visit?

I want to see Davo's duck.

 >>/888602/
I'll get on the Friday departure.

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 >>/888590/
what would he know

 >>/888604/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/888607/
Lovely.

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 >>/888607/
Nice quackers.

 >>/888607/
lol thats not a duck

 >>/888610/
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 >>/888610/
It's an Australian Wood Duck.

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 >>/888607/
That's a good duck.

 >>/888612/
I need glasses thats a Grouse.

 >>/888600/
A Mallard I hope.

 >>/888615/
They all make good eating.

Ave Mallardus!

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Wonder if webby can do this kind of hacking??

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https://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/62328463
oh fuck lol.

 >>/888619/
Every conference in Australia has a CTF of some sort.
A colleague and I placed third at the last Ruxcon ever held in Shitbourne.

I don't know what to do with my life

 >>/888622/
Become a Cloud Architect.

 >>/888623/
😠

 >>/888607/
Good quecker

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 >>/888622/

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 >>/888624/
You're never too old to start TwinkTok.

 >>/888627/
No one would want to see my blown out dishevelled bussy

It's turned into an 11 day weekend

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Monk what about a job at Github?

 >>/888629/
oh I think it's safe to say it's going to be a lot longer than that
what happens when he's pissed off every single warehouse manager in Victoria and nobody in white collar industry wants to hire him because of his resume

Had a Robert Sepehr binge and fell asleep.

 >>/888467/
"As part of the business' eating challenge, if customers finish the whole thing in one sitting, they get their money back and their name on the leaderboard."

 >>/888620/
Nuro made an AK-47 in smoothbore 500KPa once.

 >>/888633/
They must have a good sewerage system in the area. It should be studied.

 >>/888635/
400mm pipe from the toilets.

I think I'll move to QLD

 >>/888637/
House, unit, warehouse, or demountable?

 >>/888637/
You will make a good banana bender.

night

 >>/888640/
Sleep tight.

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 >>/888640/
Night.

 >>/888637/
This will change everything.

 >>/888638/
Car

 >>/888644/
Parked outside The Pad?

 >>/888645/
Conflicted. No tray but good spread.

 >>/888646/
Parked right infront of the lancer.

 >>/888634/
I bet that bass is now unplayable.

 >>/888649/
The neck now detatches.

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 >>/888640/
Good night.

 >>/888645/
Good feed.

 >>/888637/
FULL STATUS: FUCK OFF

 >>/888648/
> mitsushiti
nope.jpg

Monk if you quit this job like all the others it is time to get on the DSP. You can't just keep going in circles like this.

 >>/888649/
It was unplayable from the start,....

 >>/888655/
what if i told your monk drama was worse than nigger drama and no one really noticed

Went to the library. Turned on my laptop out of suspend mode and it was still blasting music at full volume, except it was coming out of the speakers rather than the headphones which I had unplugged. The library filled with my atrocious rock music while I frantically tried to turn it down - for some reason the volume control buttons weren't working. Eventually pushed the power button. People were looking in my direction, thought about being shamed and going home, but then I realised I didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought and turned the laptop back on.

 >>/888657/
Put your flag back on.

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 >>/888658/
You did well to keep going NEET. They have seen much worse at public libraries I assure you.

 >>/888661/
One day I hope I have the confidence to wank there like the homeless people do.

 >>/888649/
How will he ever play it down?

 >>/888658/
I reported you to the butch dyke librarian at the front counter.

 >>/888662/
You can do it neet.

 >>/888659/
i dont have a flag

 >>/888657/
No one here likes you. Take your brain force and fuck off back to 4chan

 >>/888658/
What were you listening to, Green Day?

 >>/888655/
it'll just be one long standards binge once he gets on the dsp

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Neets, maybe I should surround myself with role models, positive influences and inspirations. Where do I find such people?

 >>/888668/
Andrew WK Party Hard

 >>/888663/
By never mentioning it again like all the other BS he gets called out on. Simples.

 >>/888670/
You should join a church.

 >>/888672/
To this day I am shocked he posted the dunny pic and then still tried to backtrack saying he has a rental nearby. LOL!

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Night.

 >>/888664/
She will break him.

 >>/888675/
Good night Pidge. xx

Keep wasting money I can't afford to waste on junk food, making myself both poor and obese. Woe.

Gonna clean up my act tomorrow, just for 1 day at least.

 >>/888680/
> tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET.

 >>/888678/
Try to slowly cut back and see how that goes.

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 >>/888681/
hold me to it guys, fat-neet is going to be dietneet for 1 day at least

Gonna kill myself tomorrow. Jumping off the Q1 tower.

 >>/888670/
We've been here all along.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4zHQf6yLDc

 >>/888684/
Thats where I stayed when Nuro wouldnt put out.
I dont think you can get on the roof.

Got given a prime drink, its cherry red.
Smells like cherry starburst and cough medicine.

 >>/888688/
> Smells like cherry starburst and cough medicine.
Sounds good.

 >>/888684/
Go for an invigorating swim in the ocean instead!

Sick of work, sick of  normies FUCK it Fuck

 >>/888689/
Sugar free, but stick sickly sweet, and tart.

I'm convinced normies dont exist. Everyone is fucked.

Got up to have a can of Fanta. Lying down again now.

That old familiar long neck cruise is calling me...

 >>/888688/
How many caffeines?

 >>/888696/
You’re a fuckwit.

 >>/888696/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bs4y5si8DG