/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

NSW best A

QLD QUEERS LAND

 >>/891407/
That isn't even an A you mong.

How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.

Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears, wish you were here.

😆

banger thread
good job boys

 >>/891426/
I'm excited about going to bed.

Nuro if you want to have a future on the board you are going to have to stop replying to provocations.
Just ignore it when they bait you.
If you keep making all these stupid posts about Monk and everything else the only way for me to deal with the situation will be to permanently ban you.

You have been warned. No more replying to provocations. No more obnoxious posts.

Tear and share my ARSE daddy.

I keep thinking that today is Thursday but it is only Wednesday.

 >>/891429/
What about the provocateurs?

 >>/891431/
It's Tuesday...

 >>/891429/
Please ban him

 >>/891432/
There are too many of them, we are past the point where they can practically be silenced or banned.
Nuro's behaviour has turned too much of the board against him.
He either ignores it or leaves. I am not able to stop it from happening.

 >>/891435/
Finally, something that is actually based.

wah wah wee wah

 >>/891432/
I know it went way beyond it, but some level of banter is unavoidable. I do think other NEETs get their fair share of taunts.

 >>/891434/
Oh, shut it.

Must be a lot of preservatives in those tear&shares for the bacon and cheese to be shelf stable.

No probe best probe

Weber probed me once

Provocations of the arse. A negress story.

 >>/891440/
You love the probe.

don't bother watching the great wall 2016 it sucks

 >>/891445/
I have never heard of that movie

https://plantyou.com/olive-salad/

This looks like it would taste nice. Might make it on the weekend

 >>/891447/
> olives
> capers
Might be okay if you like those sort of foods. Not everyone does. I don't. If you served that to me at a dinner party I would have to dispose of my portion under the table.

https://plantyou.com/cucumber-chickpea-salad/

Maybe this one instead. I like chickpeas and cucumbers

Sounds like it'll be aged in cheap vinegar, covered in japanese preservatives and plump like a fridge

Paul Keating's greatest hits.

 >>/891451/
What instrument did he play?

 >>/891452/
Trumpet

He'll tollerate fluff in the navel, but he wont tollerate sand in the tub.

That guy on LinkedIn has messaged me asking if I'm still keen after I ghosted him. Not sure what to say

 >>/891457/
Tell him that you appreciate the offer but prefer being a boong.

 >>/891403/
Reminds me.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

 >>/891456/
Looks good.

 >>/891459/
NEET cuisine.

I really was looking forward to a post about the poojeeta anal probing

Two Nurofen 200mg liquid capsules washed down with a longneck of VB.

 >>/891457/
Could it be some kind of scam?

 >>/891457/
> keen
For what? An anonymous encounter in the men's toilets?

 >>/891467/
Another boring night in Adelaide.

Good night Pidge. xx

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 >>/891469/
How do you rate this meme?

Second homework assignment uploaded. Feeling much better. Going to go into recovery from boong mode tomorrow and get back on my a-game. I should never have let it spiral downwards into an orgy of junk food and chamomile.

Im having a chamomile

back on the ukraine gopro war footage

 >>/891472/
You did well NEET.

 >>/891473/
what strength?

 >>/891474/
how many slavs do you reckon have been killed, and will never squat again?

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Here's the original.

 >>/891476/
A fresh teabag

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This thing is actually not bad. The trick is not to inflate it all the way. Then it haves some give for comfort but still keeps your angus mostly off the ground.

I have multiple cups of chamomile throughout the day. I don't react to it as strongly as that other neet.

 >>/891481/
The first time I drank chamomile I got very sleepy and found I couldn't remember my own phone number. I have some fucked up GABA receptors.

Imagine getting date-raped at a tea party.

Some neets don't have to imagine.

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 >>/891471/

reach the main city

 >>/891486/
Which game are you playing?

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 >>/891485/

 >>/891486/
melbourne?

 >>/891487/
karos

Doing teh dishes before I attempt another feed. I need a Cruisey™ to do all this for me.

 >>/891491/
> ™

do pajeets ever invent stuff?

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 >>/891494/
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 0

Big bugs crawling up your bum

 >>/891494/
They invent scams I think.

 >>/891496/
Stop trying to crawl up our bums

 >>/891494/
No.
That software I am writing explicitly prohibits pajeets (and jews and niggers) from using it in the license.

 >>/891499/
what about chinks and slavs and irish-catholics?

 >>/891500/
The chinks have probably already stolen it, and the other two can't into computers.

eating BEANS

Thug shaking to the Clash

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jXU17tOxY2c

God I wish it was me

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 >>/891503/
> Thug shaking

Has the HTML style tag specification changed recently?
Why aren't these tags being honoured?

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I won $14.55 on the lotto.

 >>/891482/
That does not sound normal. Maybe a tainted batch?

 >>/891507/
Enough for a roast chook and homebrand loaf of breda.

 >>/891509/
> homebrand loaf of breda
I value myself more highly than that.

You guys talk about chamomile like its xanax. Its a mild sedative and should not affect you that much

Hope Bob goes live agian soon. I need it.

War has broken out in he bad home area.

 >>/891513/
Stay safe

Goodnight NEETS

 >>/891511/
Depends how much you take, both lobster pills and chamomile hit the same brain receptor (GABA)

 >>/891513/
What is going on?

 >>/891507/
Enough to start a new life in Mali.

I reckon he just hates Indians.

 >>/891517/
Apparently two bad home neets started a fight, made a bunch of stupid threats, then found out they live right next to each other, both tried to gather a small army

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 >>/891515/
Good night.

 >>/891520/
they need to learn to coexist.

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 >>/891520/
You should sell weapons to both sides neet.

Saturn is in the cup of Aquarius.

 >>/891506/
My CSP header was invalidating inline style tags.

 >>/891525/
you should bypass it with an iframe

 >>/891509/
He still needs butter and sauce, salad salt and pepper.

 >>/891526/
I think the correct way is to assign some kind of nonce:
style-src css-cdn.example.com 'nonce-rAnd0m';
< style nonce="rAnd0m">
	.red { color: red }
< /style>

Woke up eating pastry, feel superb.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aatEBIZHNU

 >>/891511/
I'm sure it was a potent date rape drug in ancient times.

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 >>/891523/

Dishes done. Garn cook some bacon.

going bed

 >>/891522/
they probably wouldn't have mouthed off so much if they knew they lived near each other. It was me who told them, retards.
 >>/891523/
Don't want two angry retards next door.

 >>/891535/
Frogs lost all the potent meme magic since trvmp got exposed as shabosh goy.

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 >>/891536/
You are wrong

This half kilo of midlle bacon has none of the 'eye' or 'short cut' piece. Very strange.

 >>/891527/
> sauce
Mayo?

It's all so expensive.

 >>/891534/
Every neighbourhood needs a bad egg or two. Makes life interesting. Unless they're actively targeting (You).

Poor bastard gonna kill himself

 >>/891541/
both separately petitioned my support.
And my axe

Threw a bunch more bacon in teh oven. What's a few slivers of alfoil in the system garn do anyway?

Morndingoes my neety negroes

harrumph

 >>/891547/
Woke up on the wrong side of the couchbed?

Cum everywhere

 >>/891539/
Those bits arent bacon

 >>/891548/
2 bin day

Weber. it's bin day.

morning bros

 >>/891531/
were the fuggers jewish?

 >>/891554/
Apparently not. The family can be traced backto the 1300s. 
I dont believe they were gentiles. Another fabrication of European history. But >Jacob, pronounced Yakub sounds pretty Jewish, probably crypto. They were apparently related to the Habsburgs. They were the ones to convince the Pope to introduce usury lending through Euro banks. Fucking devils.

Nothing like a little antisemitism with a black coffee and mint to get the day going.

I have to drive across town to fix
> Its a CUPS thing
> This is urgent
> after 10:am?

To really be Jewish, you need a matriarchal line, which kind of means the Rothschilds, Rockerfellas, Chase, J.P. Morgan etc werent really Jewish because they were all patriarchal like other Euro families.

 >>/891557/
What do they want you to do in the cups?

 >>/891559/
One man two cups

its some ubuntu nigger linux printing shit

https://seenthis.net/messages/81207

> born to pentest
> forced to fix printers

 >>/891563/
yet another south australian success story with a large IT team and not one person who actually knows anything

 >>/891435/
> ban the victim

> problem stops

Typical BO logic

 >>/891488/
mitsubishi makes sukhoys now?

 >>/891565/
Submission to the based one was always going to be the outcome.

 >>/891550/
Huh?

 >>/891568/
Bacon is the belly meat, round is the loin. It doesn't have the same fat, and cooks differently.

Should bathe.

 >>/891569/
shit, I just thought bacon was any smoked pork, I'm such a mong

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 >>/891571/
er, salted

 >>/891570/
yeah I'll have to shower before the cups nigger linux thing
or maybe not
I showered on Saturday

 >>/891569/
Gonna bash you after school.

Good morning NEETs, Australia's future is Islamic.

At wage without a hangover
Feels good nigga. Chipper

 >>/891574/
There's only gonna be 2 hits
1 when I hit you and 2 when you hit the ground

I am going to try and work the phrase "the nigger in the woodpile" into a wage conversation today.

 >>/891578/
Webby plz

 >>/891578/
How about instead you try and work in "hope you have a really nice day" and help make people feel just a little bit happier.

 >>/891581/
They will just think I am being sarcastic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=avKnimk8Nc4

Is there better steak sauce than au poivre?

 >>/891584/
No.

Is that NEET with the chub for Morfydd going to watch Oh Lawdy Dem Rings season 2?

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might try and have a glass of water today

Chillin on my balcony and there is this old lady across from me looking upset.

 >>/891590/
Sisterbot sent it to Motherbat. There's 6 children in that apartment and that's the reason the sick fuck is doing what he's doing.

 >>/891591/
That guy lives in an apartment with six kids? thats bizzare. What else do you know?

 >>/891592/
Stop trying to be funny you retarded cunt.

Good morning NEETS

 >>/891573/
Lather up stink

Stinky*

 >>/891574/
Think of all the pork chops they ruin.

woe'd this morning, might watch some 80s cartoons

 >>/891581/
I hope you have a really nice day

 >>/891584/
EPA bbq.

 >>/891585/
This is what you are supposed to do with a glass panel wall.

 >>/891599/
Thank you neet, you too.

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garn get some chockies and chippies, you neets want anything?

 >>/891576/
Good work NEET. Up and at them.

 >>/891585/
Is that from Motherbat?

I'm about to leave for uni and I feel all bloated for some reason. Any suggestions? Horrible sluggish feeling currently. Woe.

 >>/891591/
He might not realise people can see in. Sometimes those windows are tinted in a way that gives a false impression of privacy.

 >>/891603/
Some fruit please.

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/891609/
I drink coffee by the pot, not the cup

Wage poo number one, not required just for fun

wonder if there's some way of turning on a computer without the power lights and fans and screen coming on, so you could remotely spy on people

 >>/891613/
> witch
You're from the department of wicca. Busted.

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Time for some more no-doze, stimulant bros.

 >>/891613/
You better not have stolen all my boong porn.

 >>/891615/
feeling another bowel movement coming on, no-doze is worth it just for the extra poo powers

 >>/891617/
The poo is with you.

 >>/891618/
reach out with your feaces luke...use the sphincter...

 >>/891615/
I had a mother. Maybe I should go back to no doze to avoid the extra chemicals. Tastes nice though

no motivation today, gonna try and at least do the dishes and cook some food

 >>/891621/
I did some cooking in a dream last night.

Poached chicken tit with spaghetti. A pesto of cashews and red capsicum. Parmesan cheese.

Getting some beef black bean sauce from the chinga shop

 >>/891613/
> that lunatic

He doesn't post here any more.

 >>/891598/
He-man?

 >>/891623/
La di da NEET

Accidentally cracked a second mongster having forgotten about the first. Kidney stones here we come.

 >>/891628/
Might accidentally crack a second beer.

Heh. 
Lord have mercy on my neet kidneys.
I used to enjoy drinking early, around this time of day. I can't bring myself to do it any more.

 >>/891628/
I tried the new purple one today, tastes a bit like grape lollies. The sherbert one is quite nice.

 >>/891630/
I like it as long as I get an early afternoon nap.

 >>/891626/
yeah, thought about trying something else, but he-man is the classic

Coles has L&P squash 440ml cans for 75c. Thought it would suck, but it's alright.

 >>/891603/
Onion ring chips, a dark fruit cake and a litre of custard.

 >>/891634/
Worcestershire sauce soda?

made some more salmon pasta sloppa, many feedpacks soon

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 >>/891636/
Lol, didnt click to that.

Weber would know what type of ute that is.

a white one

 >>/891633/
He-really-good-aye

Had two whoppers, now I'm feeling lethargic. Need to head out again in an hour and a half.

 >>/891627/
It was all a dream. In my childhood home.

 >>/891642/
should've gotten a couple of extra large cokes, so the caffeine could balance out the food coma

 >>/891642/
Do they ask for the voucher?

God I miss the days when hungry jacks had free soft drink refills and you could just go there, order bacon deluxe burger, and drink a couple of litres of coke

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-28/tamil-asylum-seeker-self-immolates-melbourne-protest/104281638

The fire rises

 >>/891644/
I had that l and p drink. And had a purple mongster.
 >>/891645/
No.

 >>/891647/
imagine the smell

 >>/891647/
its kek but sadly he has already dropped his biological weapons and his removal doesnt matter.

Jokey, smiley demeanor stops.

 >>/891646/
Cheap cunts. Didn't Maccas once do it too?

Saw a guy with a free palestine shirt, mong and I made a bunch of jew jokes and said a bit too loudly that palestine should be bombed.

He told me that 9 out of 10 pedos live next to children but not him, he lives next to a 10 year old boy with a fat arse

Damn toaster oven only has a 60 minute timer. Maybe I can stick something in the dial so it runs nonstop?

10 salmon pasta sloppa feedpacks into the freexer, while another 3 got VIP treatment and went straight into my belly

 >>/891656/
Well done NEET.

Had to do a health and safety online quiz and fucked it up 5 times because I'm not retarded enough to get the pointless no context doctrine they were pushing. The thing locked me out so I emailed karen from MAX and threatened to physically come in and drool in her third cup of coffee so she passive agressively called me a risk to others and reset the test counter. Gonna get it first try because I was taking notes. 

Winning.

Uncomfy posts for several days

Wasted the day again. Giving up on life. Going to Dan's.

 >>/891658/
It's just a shit test neet, existing only to weed out employees who won't follow instructions. MAX is paid to make you more compliant.

 >>/891660/
He's always happy to see me.

Horny

 >>/891663/
Don't look at me when you say that.

 >>/891661/
normally I am very safety conscious and was being methodical as fuk with the quiz but the answer to those gatekeeper questions was not in the online course and I got unlucky in hitting new ones every cycle.

might wash the seat belts

 >>/891666/
Good idea. I was going to say something.

 >>/891665/
try copying and pasting the questions into chatgpt

Oven on. Aircon set to 20. ABC Chopin a poppin'!

 >>/891659/
It's been nice and quiet since BO told a certain person to shut teh fuck up last night.

 >>/891670/
Some neets are moving on from ausneets, outgrowing it.

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Garn play some Nintenda, while I wait for this meat to get tender. Gnomesayin?

 >>/891672/
...not really

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I call this first one: "/ausneets/"
And the second one: "Davo"

 >>/891656/
Tinned salmon?

 >>/891666/
Never heard of anyone washing seat belts, but then again you are Satan.

 >>/891674/
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 >>/891676/
Thanks for the pics.

 >>/891674/
 >>/891676/
 >>/891675/
Nice photos.

might have a cheeky later afternoon no-doze

 >>/891674/
Nice mallards. You know the ducks are free and you can take them home with you?

Can't find this last little shit. It's all so infuriating.

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We getting it done tonight boys. NO MORE GAMES.

 >>/891672/
Let us know how it turned out. Kdesayin?

 >>/891559/
three cups of three

5 minutes left...

 >>/891686/
Shut it

 >>/891688/
Until what?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13787167/Single-image-exposes-harsh-reality-life-Australia-right-ignore.html

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 >>/891668/
not viable with radio button answers. The test was pretty basic code.

 >>/891689/
Are you an xfce guy?

 >>/891685/
> double strength vinegar
Fark this nigga is serious this time.

 >>/891680/
I don't understand this video.

 >>/891675/
me top left

 >>/891696/
The cops didn’t take off fast enough when the lights went green.

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 >>/891678/
I take the Saftey and cleanliness of sinners very seriously, in my infernal Uber.

 >>/891685/
Cooking is BASEDO

 >>/891698/
Yes they did.

 >>/891697/
They were pretty much all wilting. I don't know if that is a seasonal thing or if something is wrong with them.

Fuck the Midway Tavern and fuck women.

 >>/891701/
Nope you should be basically deep staging it like a dragster when the lights are about to turn green.

 >>/891672/
Cashed up neet

 >>/891705/
What happened?

 >>/891707/
Comfy

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 >>/891712/
Norf approved

 >>/891712/
> Turkish roll
Looks good my NEET.

 >>/891710/
I pre-booked and when I arrived I ordered a beer and asked what table I was on. I was told 35. I finished my beer at the bar and then ordered the steak and a large wine. Imagine my surprise when I do a lap of the room and there is no 35. So I get back in the line of people ordering and eventually get back in front of her and say there is no 35. She looks under the counter and pulls out handful of table numbers, including 35. She then shouts “sorry for the holdup everyone” and comes out from behind the bar and starts slamming these metal number things down on each table that had been missed, doing mine last. Stupid fucking eczema face dwarf midget bitch. Ordered the steak well done and it came bloody. Basically spent over $60 on a meal for one and get treated like shit.

 >>/891715/
I’m sorry that happened to you webby

I hadn’t eaten today either, so I was looking forward to it

Can’t have a counter meal Sunday as it is Father’s Day and every pub in the country will be booked out. Should have stayed home and had shit on toast.

I hope somebody murders that cunt painfully

 >>/891715/
> Ordered the steak well done
That's why it happened

 >>/891715/
This sort of thing is happening more and more often these days. Incompetent and unpleasant staff.

 >>/891721/
Yes. I even apologised to her before I stated that there was no 35. And because she is female and literally 4 foot 8, there’s nothing I could do. If I stood up for myself I’d be bullying and intimidating her. And around here there are enough desperate fuckwit bogan blokes that one would try and be a white knight.

 >>/891702/
Peonys are fragile just like us, anon.

Third homework assignment sent in. At this point I hardly care whether I pass or fail or whatever. Gonna get some dindins. I've earned it.

 >>/891712/
chippos look crunchy.

 >>/891722/
Women love being victims, and they crave male domination.

 >>/891715/
The good thing is you know never to go back there again.

At the pub with my old mate from the regiment, wanted to discuss some war crimes we did back in Iraq but he says he doesnt remember and changes the subject to how short the bar slut is. Took ages to get served because some spastic couldnt count past 5 and find his seat. The miget bar wench practically had to hold his hand and walk him to his table. Thought he was gonna explode so I had my phone on him just for laffs. Slut gave my mate her phone number with our second order. might get overserved.

Card surcharges too. 4 cents on the beer transaction, 46 cents on the meal.

Had a zinger box for din dins like I saw suggested here recently. Awful. Rubbery fried boneless chicken things, bland burger with uncooked bun and shitty mayo. Chips were alright. 
I don't think I've had a home cooked meal since Monday, getting bad indigestion