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 >>/892482/
So reading between the lines, it either didn't have the confidence to go before the camera or that fag Linus didn't want it before the camera anymore.
It can probably get a job at Google. They love degenerate freaks.







Is a spinning hakenkreuz or sonnenrad acceptable as a 'processing' indicator in a modern web application in the year of our Lord 2024?




















https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/chicken-legs-syndrome-stranded-astronauts-face-health-risks/news-story/36fa192623a9623e0ca10b48767f6225
Chicken legs are the least of their problems. Boeing and SpaceX are going to kill them.




Watching beyond creepy. This shit is gay. I thought it was scary shit, the Nun got me all hot for some evil latin speaking spooky stuff. This is just retards telling stories about mundane nothingness, like seeing someone that looks like them or losing a few hours of memory


 >>/892515/
Yeah, never wanted to hurt that one NEET's feelings by saying as much.
Not hugely knowledgeable about the genre, but BC, Mr "Being a SEAL made me sad" Ballen, and The Why Files are all pretty hit and miss.






 >>/892517/
> Mr "Being a SEAL made me sad" Ballen
Imagine having the physical fitness and mental fortitude to get through SEAL selection and then decide that shooting middle eastern ragheads and somalian pirates wasn't your cup of tea.





















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 >>/892531/
With the declining state of the standards of living shanty towns will be proppping up all over the country and councils will cease to exist.
No more locked doors or home security systems.

















 >>/892557/
I have frozen berries 3 times a week, I always wonder at what dodgy conditions they're picked and farmed under - they never come from australia, only places like chile and serbia.



 >>/892561/
I picked them over the fence. Theres masses in late summer. most of it went into jam but I kept enough for a pie. I had a cold and its been filthy weather for two weeks and I need something comfy, as a consolation to not simply fucking off for the sunshine for a couple of days.










 >>/892572/
Nothing to suggest it is a false flag.
Furthermore, nuro posts without his flag and describes himself in the third person when he is bagging out monk. And yet you don't complain about that.




































 >>/892606/
Not yet. I was thinking of wearing them with my chambray suit with a white shirt and a navy slub linen tie. I put the shoes on to check the fit but I haven't put them on with the suit yet. If they don't work that well I'll stick to wearing them with chinos or some shorts once I get some.

 >>/892609/
I plonk my arse down, drop it, spend a minute wiping and that is it. I reckon I could clear most shits in about two minutes. I don't know why some of you take so bloody long.

 >>/892610/
The suit thing is a little unconventional, but I'm not up with what the cool kids are doing. A loafer (basically the same thing without the lacing) might work, but a boat shoe is next level.
That said, you do you.

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Tonight on womboflix: The Bourne Identity (2002) - A group of fishermen find a man with bullet-ridden body and take care of him. He wakes up with a blank memory and begins a journey to learn his identity, unaware that the road ahead is full of danger. Come watch prime era Julia Stiles with us neets - 1 hour - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix





 >>/892612/
Eh, chambray is a pretty casual fabric so I think if the boatshoes are on the dressier end (such as being darker like that) and the suit is kept casual, it can work. I am largely just copying a bloke I saw in the botanic gardens once.















































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Speaking of clothing. I just bought this jacket.
The colour and the popped colour is a bad chad-ish. Hopefully I can pull it off with some colour appropriate pants. Hides my gut well when the buttons are done up too.














 >>/892546/
Lots of Noahs around the Sunny Coast and basically everywhere else. Bull sharks too, which have the highest level of testosterone ever measured in any animal.

 >>/892561/
>  I have frozen berries 3 times a week, I always wonder at what dodgy conditions they're picked and farmed under
Most of them come from China and they're fertilised with human faeces. That's why people keep getting hepatitis A from frozen berries. It's in the news every year. You can google it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-16/how-did-frozen-berries-become-contaminated-with-hepatitis-a/6120872





 >>/892680/
You don't. You get fresh ones from the fruit shop or the supermarket. And you double-check to make sure they haven't been flown in from China with the hepatitis faeces still warm.






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> eat junk food, tastes great, but die from all the sugar and fats and artificial colourings
> eat healthy food, not as much fun, get chink hepatitis and die anyway
JUST



















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 >>/892690/
And where do you think all the berries in yoghurt, muffins, smoothies, etc come from?
Places where they are coddled in warm human shit containing hepatitis A, norovirus, Salmonella, E. coli, etc, etc.
But, you know, Aussie food standards are the best in the fucking world, mate, so we only get these hep A outbreaks and frozen-berry recalls every single fucking year.
















WHY DO YOU CUNTS GET TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE AND I GET NOTHING!?
FUCK YOU
FUCK, YOU
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE PUSSY AND I GET NOTHING!?
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!











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 >>/892712/
Yep, and we only have mining and agricultural exports these days because we don't actually manufacture anything in this country any more.
Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey chose to kill the car industry by ending the relatively modest subsidies for car manufacturers that had been bipartisan policy for decades. And Abbott and Hockey did this knowing that Ford had already decided to leave because it couldn't make ends meet because the Australian dollar was so high on the back of a temporary mining boom that only benefited mining companies, which employ almost nobody, and which Abbott and Hockey happily subsidised to the tune of billions of dollars every year.
Toyota's factory in Adelaide was a massive investment, and so cutting-edge that there were documentaries made about it. I think Toyota had never before left a country it had built a factory in, but Abbott and Hockey got them to fuck off, along with Holden.
Then the Liberals shat themselves because they'd thrown thousands of South Australians out of work, so they then wasted billions of dollars trying to get all the car-industry workers they'd fucked over to build submarines that of course never got built.
And in Geelong, where the Ford plant was, the Liberals decided to waste hundreds of millions more to pay a Korean company to build self-propelled artillery units for the Australian army even though the army unequivocally said that it didn't want them and couldn't use them.
And we only have one petrol refinery in this country now. One.
We make fuck-all steel in this country. Most Australian iron ore is exported to places like China, where it is turned into steel using Australian coal, and then sold back to us at a massive mark-up.
It's all part of the long-term Liberal Party project to deindustrialise Australia because of their ideological hatred of trade unions. Factories have big, unionised workforces that have a lot of bargaining power when it comes to wages and conditions. The Liberal Party mission is to fragment and atomise the workforce so that everybody is on their own and can be exploited by the predatory rich cunts that the Liberal Party exists to represent.
It's the same story in most developed countries...


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 >>/892711/
> Then just don't get the Chinese ones?
If you think you can get clean frozen berries from somewhere, go for it. If you end up in hospital, just remember to ask the hospital kitchen where they get their berries from too... 
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I finished reading Tai-Pan by James Clavell. It was pretty good.
I am reading Shogun now. I watched half of the TV Series earlier in the year.
The TV series left out the bit in the book where the Japs marvel over the size of Blackthorne's penis.




















 >>/892776/
Mostly for free (not really but I'll charge a lot less than I could because funding is tight.. and I ended up working with another client because he kind of wanted me to)
Probably will bill 4hrs for the last 8ish.












































 >>/892820/
If a Hungarian has a good understanding of Hungarian and English, what languages will they generally go after next? Is it very common to Western Slavic languages or do they go for bigger languages like German and Russian?


 >>/892821/
If I have to guess, German and French are the most frequent. These two usually competes with English as a first foreign language. Besides ethnic schools, I don't think any other offers courses in Slavic, so if someone wants to learn such, he'll do it on his own time.
Any Slav language is preceded by Spanish and Italian for sure. Perhaps even Arabic and Chinese too.
Hungarians aren't too enthusiastic about learning languages. So mostly those learn who have to, forced by circumstances (like working abroad), needed for the profession, or very nerdy and has niche interests.




 >>/892823/
Thanks.
> Hungarians aren't too enthusiastic about learning languages.
Heh, maybe you inherited that from all those Anglo-Saxon mercenaries you took in after they were displaced by the Norman conquest. Before you reply I want you to know this is merely a joke.
> or very nerdy
Yeah, my perception of Hungarians is certainly warped by the ones I encounter on imageboards.























































I went to the Barossa Cars & Coffee. It was so windy that their barbecue was blowing out and I couldn't get a bacon and egg sammich and my coffee went cold quickly. The turnout and cars were shit on account of Father's Day.
I think I got done by a radar van twice. First time almost certainly, probably 135 in the 110 zone. Second time going back I saw it just in time and braked, but was still probably doing 120 in the 110.
Then I stopped at Big W and got a dinner set for $7 and on the way out 4 coppers said good mording and asked how I was. They were probably sniggering about the radar incidents earlier.

















 >>/892898/
It's alright, it's still less than the time I got done 3 times in 30 minutes coming back from Motherbat's. That was about $1200 in fines, 9 demerits, and a letter about being a risk of losing my license.


They're talking about bringing in roadworthy tests here when a used car is sold, but nobody is talking about the fact the most roads here aren't car worthy.




















https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/pregnant-margot-robbie-spotted-enjoying-a-swim-in-italy/news-story/ee3c734425bb62f406c02e70740e0ff3
might have a pregnancy fetish now


















 >>/892936/
Most cars, vans, pickup trucks and SUVs are most fuel-efficient when they're travelling between 50 and 80 km per hour. Above this speed zone, vehicles use increasingly more fuel the faster they go.
https://natural-resources.canada.ca/energy-efficiency/transportation-alternative-fuels/personal-vehicles/fuel-efficient-driving-techniques/21038






























Not an excellent film but certainly not bad. I am fond of Vikander, Debicki and Cavill. It would be a decent film for womboflix considering its level of seriousness.























 >>/892972/
He actually forced his crew to fight to the death in gladiator battles and he just blamed the deaths on islanders.
Then he abducted a whole bunch of abos and dumped them in new zealand to watch them fight the moaris.



















I got caught in a road stop dunny with no paper and I called Weber in the car and he came out with a paperback of The Diary of Anne Frank with some of the pages already ripped out, once.



 >>/893013/
they will once that kike zalensky has exhausted teh supply of teenage boys, elderly men, and mentally disabled
they're working through those groups at the moment, having had all fighting age men killed















 >>/893007/
My bottle of bushmills is half empty after two days of drinking. I can't stand being drunk anymore so I've stopped getting drunk. I now just drink to get a bit of a buzz and I keep it up.




NEETs I have decided to re-write the NEET grocery list.

What is a reasonable JSP/DPS/waggie spend on groceries a week?
Going to write one of those coles lists for karens









I've started cooking eggs, so I sit down at the table to eat. I've been getting really anxious when I do that and just then couldn't finish my meal. I think being alone with my own thoughts and no distractions causes this. I've also noticed the same thing when I'm having alcohol withdrawals. Wat means? I need to detox my brain somehow.












 >>/893052/
The Wii[g] (/ˈwiː/, WEE) is a home video game console developed and marketed by Nintendo. It was released on November 19, 2006, in North America, and in December 2006 for most other regions of the world.






NEETs feel free to blacklist dishes that are hurtful, will rewrite as neccecary.

70$ list should give:
> 2 serves chicken carbonara
> 2 serves roast maryland+gems+veg
> 6 serves of mixed fried rice (for meal prep)
> 6 bacon and egg rolls
> 6 migoreng/egg/veg
> many quick oats/milk/fruit

That's 24 meals, more than three meals a day even without counting oats.
And you should be left with $7 of left overs, $2 of which are perishable.






 >>/893062/
That's why I'm writing the list, neets who don't have their shit together can just click and collect it.
 >>/893063/
realistic rather than idealistic, this list requires neets to cook only twice a week, the rest is microwave food










monk can easily get a new job because he has valuable technical skills as a programmer and people skills with his charisma and street smarts. He'll cruise into a new one as he has done for years now.






Nuro just keeps projecting his lack of employability onto others lol.
Monk is a decade younger yet has more work experience and a better resume than numpty.








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 >>/893083/
imagine projecting projection....

dickhead you are just but mad we found you out. you couldnt even hold a vol position here because you are such a colossal fuck up. you are on a steep downward trajectory idiot we all see it and it wont take long



When you need a shit ton of pills to function because you're in so much pain at 40, you're doing pretty fucking bad. Monk is still going to the gym and doing alright.





grill list $60 will give:

> 3 serves snag in bread
> 2 serves spagetti meatballs
> 4 serves curried sausages and veg (freezes well)
> 2 serves curryworst (freeze sausages)
> 2 serves meatball salad with garlic yogurt
> 2 serves italian white bean and sausage (freezes well)
> 2 full english
> 2 serves egg salad
> 3 serves museli 
21

This is obviously a lot of sausages and a ton of carbs. the hope is that you carry some into the next week frozen






 >>/893102/
you just smash a sausage into twomeat balls and pan fry them, put it over salad with tomato sauce and your prefered garlic yogurt. coles aioli is fine.
You can dump any lefteover bacon, chicken in, or whatever salad veg you happen to have.
Side serve is generally just bread so this goes well with dips.







And I'm not breaking into anything hard to cook or that you can't click and collect.
You will also note that I haven't bought shit that is on special, so you can pick up additional discounts if you can substitute things or bulk things out.
No shilling, no cheating, no cursed slop








 >>/893115/
this is true, they are also red meat at $6/kilo and give you cooking fats for everything else.
One week chicken, one week snags, one week tuna, the other meat is lean so it averages out





























Why are the drama neets talking about me? I’ve made one post today and it was about cooking eggs. Last night I posted Salma Hayek. 
Call down

























If NEETs have any money left over from gooning they can buy better groceries.
 >>/893152/
you just mash the sausages with herbs, maybe some grated onion. Far better than the bad home died of 24 sausages in a row with chips.
 >>/893159/
but this is exactly the point, it's a straight up upgrade to the bad home diet and as mentioned previously the weeks alternate. 
So if you have your shit together you can freeze half from ever week, about a third of these meals are designed for feed packs or freeze packs.
















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Ok neets, The Bourne Supremacy (2004) will be on tonight. I remember it being much the same movie as the first one, with less of that german woman and more Julia Stiles.  1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix













so far today I consumed:
can of mondster
medium flat white
large double whopper with cheese meal
3x HJ's southern tendies
two tumblers of whisky
1.25 litres of pebsi
a garlic bread
half a pizza hut supreme deep pan pidser
glass of raspberry fanta















$70 22 serves
6 serves tuna/egg/tofu miso
2 serves tuna bean salad
2 serves omelette on toast
4 serves corn fritters (smash half the chips)
1 serve chips 
7 serves pizza (to carry over)
Any number of vegemite toasts

Left over is a years worth of vegemite, a months worth of oil and cheese

I’ve had 4 sausages, an omelette (3 eggs) with cheese and pickles, and a punnet of strawberries. 
Sub 1000 kcal. 

About to start on the goon.











When I was in high school there was a teacher called Mary Whitby who had polio as a child and walked with a limp. For some reason, one assembly she got up on stage to talk about bullying and said the kids used to to call her Mary Mary Walking Stick and then she started to cry while we were laughing at her.










 >>/893236/
I don't know about the high school level, but in some places, like Germany, university professors are respected and students are deferential.
I remember one foreign student expressing disbelief at how Australian students have no problem being rude to lecturers.
















This "Burt's Bees" lip balm is fucking shit. It is way too hard so it doesn't smear across your lips and when you eventually get some on it just sort of sits there instead of soaking in at all. The NIVEA ones are way better and they're fucking cheaper.









I'm thinking tomorrow I'll fry up some beef mince with onion and tomato paste, mix it with some red kidney beans and have it on toast. That will be my meal for the day.













> Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.








> Victorians are being warned to brace for one of the worst weather events of the year, equivalent to a category three cyclone.

> Wild winds were forecast to lash the state on Sunday night, with the SES urging people to avoid travel and work from home on Monday.

Take the day off Monk.








































































































9. A proliferation of laws with the resultant loss of freedom is a sign of, and directly proportional to, spiritual sickness in a Nation.




> Jude Law Is Officially Back After 7-Minute Standing Ovation at Venice for Fighting White Supremacy in ‘The Order’
yeah that movie is a hit piece














https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/bigger-and-better-subways-limited-edition-subdog-returns-to-australia/news-story/89563e1f42dd7894a82d24b7d71b0d1e
could just go to Moes and get a $3 hotdog


 >>/893403/
wow justin kerzel directed that? 
He also did that troon version of the ned kelly story tho, so i guess he's got form for poz.
also is jesse smollet's wife in it or some shit?




















 >>/893428/
> ruins the flow
The modern imageboard's free thinking artistry must not be hindered. Momentary glimpses into the mind of a true maestro can, by definition not allow ammendments. Revision of works detracts from the purity of inspiration.









 >>/893437/
Yes, basically they fed atm with fake check, people used to do this with stolen identities. It's nothing new IMHO just became popular, and nigs do it with their own personal accounts.









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