/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How does he do it?

SA best A

Promethius best Aliens

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Pho was underwhelming, still ironing out problems with the pressure cooking method

 >>/894482/
WRONG

Choose life. Choose a 75" tv as a monitor. Choose this thread.

 >>/894483/
is that rice noodles? what is the soup stock? what is that green shit?

TFW missed Alien: Romulus at the big screen
Why even live?

 >>/894483/
It looks good.

 >>/894492/
He's in a better place now.

 >>/894483/
Looks very tasty.

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 >>/894494/
far worse, we missed out on the 70s and the 80s peak action movie era

Just found out a song I unironically loved as a child was meant to be satire and never taken seriously.

 >>/894500/
Looks very tasty.

 >>/894504/
Which song?

 >>/894499/
Weber said he ran over him with his car but I didn't believe it.

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> Product details
1. Open this delicious pack of fortune twisties. 
2. Scan the QR code below and open the meta filter. 
3. Reveal your Twisted Fate... will it be sweet or sour?

 >>/894500/
Terrible tuck job

 >>/894500/
That's a man.

 >>/894510/
10/10 would give a reach around to

 >>/894508/
Looks very tasty.

 >>/894513/
The meme flavour onslaught continues.

 >>/894514/
Why do they do it?

 >>/894515/
I think it generates free advertising and word of mouth for the brand. All the news.com.au stories.

 >>/894516/
but they pay for those, it couldn't be cheaper to make a whole new line than purchase a few adds

 >>/894517/
Regular ads don't get people talking about the brand like a new meme flavour does.

We watch many ads but only meme flavours get us posting about the brand here on the gen. We are part of it.

 >>/894482/
It really was.

 >>/894518/
lets not talk about any more meme foods

 >>/894483/
Needs more fish sauce

 >>/894515/
All part of the racial struggle of jews against the gentiles my friend.

 >>/894522/
what?

 >>/894523/
I think he was being humorous NEET.

Fish sauce arse, my years battling a rare medical condition.

Is there a better way to cook meat than oven rack, and hot air convection mode?

 >>/894506/
neets won't know it, far too obscure: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_NmDpBTaCVk

 >>/894526/
Hot coals, indirect method.

 >>/894525/
Sorry to hear that neet, flatulence can be debilitating.

 >>/894525/
Some women have a medical condition that makes their doodle smeel like fish.

> tfw little hints and helpless cries

 >>/894527/
An ... interesting song.

 >>/894531/
Are you crying out for help NEET? What is going on? We are here for you.

 >>/894533/
I’m trapped in my body and getting deeper everyday.

 >>/894534/
Time for a diet.

 >>/894534/
Looking to transition?

 >>/894536/
he will never be as the cute blonde tranny posted before

 >>/894534/
That is a good song. I posted it here once.

I start cheering up and actually feel like doing stuff, and it's my bedtime. JUST.

 >>/894539/
Carry it over for tomorrow NEET. It will be an amazing day for you, I can tell.

Eventually you run out of tomorrows. Life is a toxic cesspit and then you die anyway.

 >>/894538/
Goodtaste neet

 >>/894541/
Very bleak sentiments. The distorted product of a depressed mind.

Feel like webby after reflecting on Ecclesiastes

 >>/894544/
Very deep feels.

> tfw you will never be a high elf in beleriand, battling the black enemy morgoth and his orc hordes and murdering anyone on your own side who comes into possession of a silmaril
Why even live?

I’ve learned to let go. I’d make any woman’s life significantly worse by being with me. It’s not going to get better.

 >>/894543/
Its factual

 >>/894547/
MGTOW is the only way. Women are mostly nagging, manipulative people

 >>/894546/
My Nanna had a silmaril. She kept it in the china hutch with her Winnie the Pooh plates.

 >>/894548/
The depressed mind convinces you it is not a distorted mind, but rather a rationalmind. This is the big lie. Distortion is present.

 >>/894550/
She did not.

 >>/894535/
You hate the chunkies

 >>/894544/
My arse mean nothing and the farts are like chasing the wind.

Saturn is hidden by the clouds.

invisible spiders

Weber once reflected after eating 3 dozen enchiladas once.

 >>/894549/
I don’t know about that. When you have IT as a guy I bet It doesn’t feel that way at all. I’m at the bottom not even the mediocre middle. I can’t even hypothesise about how dudes with status and prowess perceive women. I think it would be like they are living on another planet. The way they are treated by women is wildly different .

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 >>/894551/
My mind is as clear as Barnabys.

 >>/894514/
The pies are on special at Woolies for just over 6 bucks. There's a high chance I'll be buying a pack tomorrow. You can't even get 4 cheeseboigs for that cheap.

 >>/894558/
Even Brad Pitt got divorce raped, and hes an attractive chad

 >>/894560/
I look forward to your review. Has Grego tried them yet?

 >>/894551/
How am I lying? The negative clearly outweights the positive in life

 >>/894561/
Fair point.

 >>/894557/
Big reflection?

 >>/894561/
> hes an attractive chad
He's an old man.

 >>/894566/
A silver fox.

 >>/894566/
He looks incredible for 60

Gonna get to sleep tonight without chamomile I swear.

 >>/894563/
good or bad it's all experience.

 >>/894568/
so does nuro

 >>/894562/
No. He was eating wagyu beef 'bacon' earlier. Must be earning a pretty penny from YT.

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 >>/894565/
4U

 >>/894570/
True enough
 >>/894569/
I am about to have valerian root tea

 >>/894573/
I hope he's got a better matress now

 >>/894571/
Buros not a day over 33

 >>/894574/
that's the limit of life, the dead can't experience anything. Ask a dead man if he'd come back to suffer more.

"Perhaps Harvey Weinstein's casting couch was the one remaining meritocratic hiring process in Hollywood?"

 >>/894572/
> Must be earning a pretty penny from YT
Good on him.

 >>/894576/
Stone?

making chocky milk from scratch

 >>/894581/
How did you grow the cocoa beans?

Milk went critical, spilled from containment vessel, microwave looks like Chernobyl reactor with steam pouring out and a chocky milk glowing in the middle

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 >>/894583/
Sounds based.

What a description!

 >>/894584/
You've got a slave army of oompa loompas toiling in your fields.

Magical poo and enchanted piss

NK you boong.

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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

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Hope I can make a Colesworth click&collect order for tomorrow without paying extra.

 >>/894591/
Kek, he looks healthier than most american “winners”

15$ on groceries, didn't even get anything good. when will the woe end

 >>/894593/
When you spend more than fifteen bucks you cheap bastard!

8 items in teh basket. ALready at twenty bucks. $50 minimum...

 >>/894595/
You can enter a secret code on the self serve machine that lets you have your shopping for free.

 >>/894596/
Order complete. 22 items. $52.

Still garn get a few things from Woolies beforehand. The spend never ends.

 >>/886106/
THat was an entree. Can't remember the main course but other things she made were a cheese-filled cob loaf and quiches.

have to decide whether to buy a washing machine,dishwasher or a router tomorrow. I dont really know how new apartments work

I tried nicotine pounch, and it almost made me puke, regular fags are better.

 >>/894599/
pfsense router

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 >>/894600/
+ white ox + tally hos

Morning neets

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 >>/894475/
How?

Might be norty today

 >>/894603/
Gmorf

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 >>/894604/

WAGE, INSIDE MY HEAD
WAGE, INSIDE MY HEAD

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Are drunken irishmen like Richard Harris all cryptojews? Look at the nose

 >>/894609/
No, they're just malnourished from potatoes

 >>/894609/
Red hair is from the levant. They were tin merchants from Sidon and Tyr that became the druid class and stayed after the bronze age collapse.

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 >>/894609/

Ears above eyes, that's not a kike nose either.

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 >>/894609/
That stuff that can be a tell. Compare with these:  >>/894612/

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 >>/894484/
quite pissed off that ridley scott butchered the Promethius storyline, sick of these types getting control over worthwhile things and wrecking it for everyone by botching the delivery. he should be replaced ASAP.

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This Sunday night we will wind up the Bourne trilogy with The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), which I think is much the same as the first two movies except it takes place in the USA.

 >>/894614/
The deleted scene didn't really help that much neet. The problem is the way ridley scott creates movies - he'll see a painting by a conceptual artist or make some random drawings of stuff himself that have nothing really linking them, then he'll shove them at a scriptwriter and say 'go and write a plot that somehow links these drawings'. Looks cool, makes for great trailers, but when you see the whole movie the story rarely makes sense.

 >>/894616/
That scene was massive, what? did ripley scott think "oh dear the moofie is a bit long and boring, Maybe if I cut out this dialogue between the engineer and waylon that explains everything we can save a bit of money". I suspect that he is a terminal boomer tyrant who ignores all his creative staff and just goes full damn the torpedoes mode. What should have happened is the scene would be left in and the head of the android bloke delivers the dialogue and explaination at the end when the chick is escaping the planet in the juggernaut. not keen on watching romulus now if he directed it.

 >>/894617/
all i see is a competent white guy handing over his job to a foid and a jeet.

Feeling fantastic after a good breakky, morning workout, 9 hours of sleep and no tax

Weber better have put his bins out.

 >>/894620/
See you this arvo

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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Good morning NEET Gang.

Is pate good for you?

 >>/894624/
morning bruv
 >>/894623/
what's fucking happening? I can't make sense of that video

 >>/894625/
I doubt it.

 >>/894624/
ello neetie
Another day of sitting around?

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 >>/894628/
> Another day of sitting around?
How did you know?

It is going to be 29 degrees here today.

The Simpsons ended at season 11

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=VKsr2UPUZCM
I feel like I've been asleep my whole life. The deleted scenes in promethius are the final red pill

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https://livetv813.me/enx/eventinfo/224346710__iga_swiatek_w__jessica_pegula_w/

I've lost all the NEET parcels.

 >>/894630/
Time to get in the cool zone.

 >>/894636/
I don't think we are at that stage yet.

 >>/894635/
There goes the DAC...

I found a block of coconut chocolate I had forgotten about in a rarely visited part of the fridge.

 >>/894640/
The vegetable crisper?

 >>/894635/
It happens, don't worry about it.

 >>/894641/
The egg compartment.

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 >>/894628/
A day of dignified repose, philosophical endeavour and self improvement, while sampling Dan Murphy's finest liquors.

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 >>/894640/
You are the indiana jones and the fridge compartment of doom. The raider of the lost chocolate block.

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Why did we stop wearing medieval coats?

 >>/894646/
Only the rich wore those. We peasants wore glorified sacks.

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 >>/894647/
Poorfag coats are lovely too.

 >>/894648/
Those are magical elven cloaks.

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I could stop if I wanted to.

 >>/894650/
That's a good haul NEET. Well balanced.

 >>/894651/
> haul
Or as I prefer to call it, 'morning tea'

 >>/894650/
bloatmax

 >>/894646/
There's nothing stopping you

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 >>/894654/
He would look good.

 >>/894650/
Nice breaky

Dad called, he's stable and not getting transfered. There's a chance he only told me that though.

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 >>/894650/
Spare a thought for those poor NEETs who cant afford to eat such wholesome snacks and must resort to rationing their sausages.

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 >>/894655/
I'd need a falcon too, prey on niggers eyes.

 >>/894657/
It cant be that serious if he isnt going to a bigger hospital with bleep bloop machines and sexy doctors and nurses.

 >>/894657/
Thanks for letting us know neet.

 >>/894657/
That is good news.

 >>/894659/
You need to keep your falcon close and your twink companion even closer.

might log in to mega

 >>/894668/
sounds ominous.

 >>/894669/
might delet some shit and help out ol mate fatso whatsizname

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 >>/894670/
Kim can handle the boong porn.

Meant to be studying, playing dungeons and dragons instead.

 >>/894671/
> gross thai prostitute

eww

 >>/894672/
> playing dungeons and dragons
Who are you playing with?

Neets mainly play with themselves.

 >>/894658/
I don't envy him. Just went to Aldi and picked up some cloudy apple juice

 >>/894673/
Hope it's a ladyboy

 >>/894677/
pretty sure she's a flip

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He's 50 and married to a hot 23yo Kiwi
He came good in the end

 >>/894679/
he's in guatanamo bay, anon.

 >>/894679/
A giant 7 foot german ubermensch with 6 children, spreading his superior genes and impregnating brown women throughout the world.

> lives in a swamp
Projection

 >>/894681/
He posted on twatter 14hrs ago

 >>/894661/
He's got a lung virus and copd. Staying in the current little hospital on the ventilator. But, yeah, it is good news. He sounded okay on the phone.

4 welts on my leg from the vengeful spiders.

 >>/894686/
you think they work for the same yowies who got kimdotcom?

 >>/894685/
I wish him all the best, and you during this difficult time. I am thinking of you.

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Got a birthday card from the gov, it's a couple of weeks late but better late than never.

 >>/894686/
Your leg is now full of eggs.

 >>/894689/
A knighthood?

 >>/894689/
Congratulations NEET. When you get older they send you a bag to send them a poo sample for testing.

 >>/894691/
I was knighted by NK in a Joondalup dumpster.

 >>/894691/
The Most Noble Order of the Goonbag.

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 >>/894693/
He drew a mighty weapon from his pants and tapped on each shoulder with it?

I cooked myself a rump steak. It was a bit weak on flavour. The cows aren't being fed right.

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 >>/894697/
Good sauce can save any meat.

Might have a wank, then lick the sauce off my meat, if you know what I mean.

 >>/894699/
It wont save it.

Feeling better than usual today, still not able to get anything done.

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 >>/894701/
> not able to get anything done.
You are able. You are choosing not to.

Ate some garlic bread, will be resistant to vampire attacks for a bit

 >>/894703/
Empower yourself

Woeful.

Need to start rationing my money a bit.

 >>/894707/
Tighten your belt.

Severely woed. Going to try to salvage the day as much as I can.

I have salvage rights on that NEET's arse.

 >>/894710/
Straight to the recycle bin.

 >>/894711/
not even fit for that, just the regular landfill bin

CP spam in the catalog. I did a global report but if Pariston is here now ya know.

suffering STRESS. 4 hour headache, no food feel physically sick. tried to see doctor, 4 doctors in a row turned me away. might have to do something drastic

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 >>/894715/
Whatever you do, no matter how bad things seem, don't become BO on ausneets

 >>/894715/
Thursday	9 am–9 pm
Friday	9 am–9 pm
Saturday	9 am–8 pm
Sunday	10 am–6 pm
Monday	9 am–8 pm
Tuesday	9 am–8 pm
Wednesday	9 am–8 pm

Does Pariston also see global reports that are made here or is it only global volunteers?

 >>/894719/
You work too hard Dan.

BoardNEET is a global mong

 >>/894715/
> turned me away

Tim Tams and molk for breaky

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Hope Monk handles things 
He is a good fella

Really need to learn beyonces catalogue.

I did a shit in a NEETs toilet once.

> 209/litre

Old Billy boy getting out before the NDIS crumbles.

 >>/894728/
Sniff is now high class

 >>/894715/
Take a chill pill bro

Worked out with some dumbbells, not much but better than nothing.

 >>/894697/
Synthetic turf-fed

 >>/894689/
What happened to the Caps Lock key?

 >>/894657/
Hoping for the best.

 >>/894650/
Good selection. Do you eat the burger rings off your fingers?

 >>/894737/
And have some of the valuable seasoning rub off? Of course not.

 >>/894734/
My executive size fingers kept pressing it so I took it off.

 >>/894739/
Wtf how fat are you

http://www.bigkeys.com/

 >>/894740/
What a rude question.

lost whole day to STRESS

 >>/894743/
good haul

 >>/894743/
Well hauled.

I had a one hour nap. I awoke not feeling great. That whole block of hidden chocolate.

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 >>/894745/
Forgot mozzarella for the pizza :(

 >>/894744/
Just.

 >>/894750/
You did a magic trick with the chocolate.

 >>/894744/
What over?

Feeling all giddy for some reason. I keep laughing and smiling like some schizophrenic. I am only usually like this when I'm drunk but I have managed to find contentment despite being sober.

My hitman addiction continues. Gonna make one of my goals this year to play some other game instead by the end of the year

 >>/894763/
You're moving closer to God, or Satan

 >>/894743/
Nice haul.

 >>/894759/
I've got a packet in the fridge you can have if you want.

I played Hitman 3 but didn't like it

 >>/894766/
Thanks

 >>/894767/
Good quality? I only eat the best.

 >>/894740/
kek

 >>/894743/
Promising haul.

I am going to buy some of the sugar free coles dark chocolate tomorrow and I will post my thoughts on it then.

 >>/894772/
> sugar free chocolate
Sounds like the Devil's work.

 >>/894772/
Enjoy your Maltitol

Gape me wider than weber's arse!

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 >>/894776/
> 450g
Shrinkflation is fucking awful.
Soon longnecks will only be 375ml.

 >>/894615/
> trilogy
Not gonna bother with The Bourne Legacy (2012)?

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 >>/894777/
They better heckin not.

 >>/894778/
No Matt Damon.

I haven't looked at porn in a week. I've wanked and watched porn twice in the last 30 days.

 >>/894778/
Originally it was a trilogy.
Then they decided that fox has many more furs to skin off.

 >>/894778/
Nope.

 >>/894781/
Your penis is going to erupt at the most inopportune moment.

 >>/894776/
No I want the fresh stuff.

 >>/894779/
>  heckin
watch yo profamity

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 >>/894785/
You're going to need a cow first.

 >>/894775/
Keep Weber's arse out of your mouth.

 >>/894781/
You're doing well NEET.

 >>/894784/
Tonights gangbang?

 >>/894785/
La de da

'“You guys come from yoa faddah, da Devil! You guys like do da kine stuff he like do. From da start, he like kill peopo. He no like da trut, cuz no mo notting true inside him. He erytime bulai, cuz dass wat he like do. He da firs guy eva wen bulai, cuz dass how he stay. '

John 8:44
https://www.bible.com/bible/76/JHN.8.44

I got some bamboo undies. I'm wearing them now. Very comfy.

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 >>/894793/
I have bamboo socks.

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Do they have the days of the week?

 >>/894795/
no, I only got four pairs as a trial. I might get another four.

 >>/894796/
Get them monogrammed.

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To the days of the week.

Had a good time at the big poo parade, saw some real hard hitters and one guy passed out and died.
Lots of flies.

 >>/894793/
the panda suit is on. I'm coming for you.

 >>/894800/
Hot!

 >>/894800/
I am repulsed, yet at the same time I am aroused at the thought.

Tonight is going to be a good night.

Big plate of stir fry down the hatch. Trying to gain weight as I'm skelly

 >>/894804/
well rice'd

 >>/894798/
a REAL neet would get them monogrammed for the months of the year

 >>/894806/
Are you sure you aren't thinking of pillows?

 >>/894804/
Use half a tub of butter to oil the pan

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Tried to install another game to give me an alternative to hitman. Wouldn't run. Woe. It's trapping me, I can feel it.