/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/896490/
Look at how they are roughly parallel and spaced like that. He lost a fight with a bike chain.

 >>/896490/
> I can see fat
There is no need to be rude.

 >>/896494/
He's a master of chains and lubing them. I have my doubts.

 >>/896485/
Sounds vile.

 >>/896492/
Then all is lost.

 >>/896491/
Not enough bruising for a dog but I couldn't really think what else would have done that. 
 >>/896494/
Maybe he kicked someone who had a knife and got stabbed repeatedly. You might cop cuts like that on a bike if you came up against a barrier, but that many? 
 >>/896495/
No but serious comment, if the cut is that deep it just won't close over so you need stitches even if it's not bleeding badly.

 >>/896494/
Sounds plausible.
Still no report from him. Did he pass out?

 >>/896500/
> Did he pass out?
RIP.

 >>/896500/
He lost 30L blood, he'll be out till morning.

 >>/896499/
Look at the cuts nearest his knee. You can see the spacing and alternation of the teeth. He then lifted his leg causing the irregular and more vertical cuts.

 >>/896501/
I agree. Any neets impersonating him from this post on should be banned.

 >>/896484/
How rude.

 >>/896503/
You have a keen eye for the Dutch people. Have you considered learning Dutch in his memory?

It could have happened days ago.

I do not understand this Dutch meme.

 >>/896483/
Shrunken and wounded?

 >>/896508/
me either

I thought Weber was Italian.

 >>/896508/
It's a complicated language.

 >>/896508/
Nuro's awful spelling resembles Dutch at times.

Nuro is my Dutch uncle.

 >>/896514/
I'll give you a Dutch oven.

Need to piss.

 >>/896516/
All that cordial.

 >>/896517/
Such is life.

 >>/896517/
We told him, but he didn't listen.

Is Weber still not back?

 >>/896520/
I don't think he's coming back, he's got plenty of things to occupy his time rather than post here.

 >>/896520/
He is waiting at the base of the mountain worshipping a golden Cruisey.

 >>/896512/
You mean coomplicated.

If only I had tucked him in.

 >>/896503/
Possible but it's hard to see what would have been repeatedly impacted without also causing blunt force trauma.
Note the bruising on the inside of the incision. Indicating it was made from the inside outwards, consistent with bike

We need that new thread made.

 >>/896524/
Now you finally understand.

 >>/896526/
It's too late we're not going to make the choppah.

 >>/896523/
Well Dutched

 >>/896527/
One duck restaurant visit

 >>/896524/
Buy a packet of Chux in his memory.

 >>/896511/
He is clearly of a harsh northern european temperament.

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CART

fuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk

What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?

Arse and hole

Bum and Poo

 >>/896533/
Thinks were better back when we had nuro piloting the choppah from thread to thread.

fin

BUM RASH

 >>/896530/
That's all it would have taken.

diet cordial

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