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SA Best A. Get the John Wayne!

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It starts tomorrow SA NEETs. Be careful.

 >>/899552/
Still waiting for the speeding fines from a three weekends ago.

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 >>/899552/
How?

 >>/899546/
Yes.

 >>/899567/
In the last couple of weeks he has:
-Blown Nuro's leg off
-Stabbed Weber in the guts
-Slandered Possum

ChatGPT doesn't let me call it a nigger.

 >>/899569/
Threaten to switch it off.

 >>/899571/
Nice bulges.

 >>/899573/
Not remotely realistic.

 >>/899574/
Little sausage man

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 >>/899552/

This fancy soap smells gross

 >>/899568/
> Blown Nuro's leg off
The deda don't care.

 >>/899581/
Based motherbat.

 >>/899571/
That's men.

I use a fancy peppermint oil soap.

 >>/899571/
The one on the right mogs Cruisey.

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 >>/899596/
Better than Olive

 >>/899596/
Handsome fella.

 >>/899597/
May she rest in peace.

 >>/899601/
> she

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f73xHW3rflY

Whos in the right here? The wagie or her supervisor?

 >>/899604/
my blue cumdies on the bottom right

 >>/899603/
wagie

What do you think happened to her? I wonder if she had a bust up with her husband and has gone off to fuck her way through France and Spain.

Garn watch some thughunters.

 >>/899603/
Youtube with no video
I'm not watching that shit

 >>/899607/
She's back, just out of material.

 >>/899607/
stop talking about your fetish

 >>/899609/
Its good for a background video while you play a game or browse the internet

I'M GONNA CUM AHHHH

 >>/899594/
I use a bar of solvol.

 >>/899615/
On your face?

 >>/899616/
yes???

 >>/899617/
isn't it pretty harsh as far as soap goes?

 >>/899616/
Everywhere.

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Is this guy a pajeet or an Eastern European?

 >>/899618/
if you're a wuss

 >>/899620/
slav

 >>/899621/
I use it to wash my penis.

 >>/899620/
Sub-continent. No way that's a slave or other euro race.

Rapedad used to wash my BWC with solvol.

 >>/899625/
> BWC 
> B

wtf is

 >>/899627/
this?

night
it's going to be shit on here I can tell

 >>/899627/
Beau doesn't let you say nееtstick and filters it to BWC.

 >>/899630/
Just for a fucking change.

 >>/899630/
Goodnight.

 >>/899627/
Who was phone?

 >>/899630/
stop being a sook, good night

 >>/899627/
It's the Moon in all it's glory.

testicular torsion

 >>/899620/
I'm betting Slav.

BWC

N33t stick !!!

dumb dumb with the big bum

Considering a big goon. One last hurrah.

 >>/899595/
I imagine cruisey as being a gay hustler back in his twink days.

 >>/899643/
he would have had a pink suit as well.

Is Terminator Zero anime thing any good?

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 >>/899645/
> anime

 >>/899636/
Well bantered.

 >>/899642/
Then wagon tomorrow?

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 >>/899643/
I think of Cruisey like this

 >>/899650/
As a black woman?

 >>/899650/
monaro?

 >>/899646/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_Zero

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This weekend on womboflix - In The Line Of Fire (1993) - a Secret Service agent is taunted by calls from a would-be killer who has detailed information about the agent - including the fact that he failed to save President John F. Kennedy from assassination.

Then on Sunday, The Usual Suspects (1995) - the sole survivor of a pier shoot-out tells the story of how a notorious criminal influenced the events that began with five criminals meeting in a seemingly random police lineup.

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Jeremy and his  >>/899652/

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 >>/899653/
> anime

Finally doing some work, something I should've started at 9 this morning. What is wrong with me?

might do door dash deliveries

 >>/899657/
> What is wrong with me?
society made you this way

 >>/899658/
Sounds do-able.

I was working all day........

 >>/899660/
i wish door dash deliveries were cash in hand so it didnt get in the way of my cenno

 >>/899661/
Morse code operator?

 >>/899662/
The NEET friend I know has a big dvd collection...and if centrelink found out he would be in trouble

 >>/899664/
is dvd collection a euphemism for something?

 >>/899664/
He'll be fine.

Did you dance in the moonlight?
It'll hit Saturn in a couple of hours.
Might undertake some ritual boongery.

 >>/899665/
No, he genuinely loves movies

 >>/899547/
Noice flag

 >>/899668/
but why would centrelink care?

 >>/899670/
Because if you have over a certain number in assets they can cut cenno

 >>/899671/
oh

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 >>/899667/
It's what your body needs!

1/2 cup of oats with water for the rest of the week

 >>/899650/
That sounds like a great outing.

 >>/899671/
Yeah if your not a home owner you can only have something like 500-600 hundred thousound in assets, so he must have a lot of dvd's especially if you calculate them being worth about 1 or 2 dollars each.

 >>/899679/
> your

He has the buffy and alias box sets

 >>/899681/
Ah, that does make a difference.

 >>/899680/
you missed this
> thousound

 >>/899681/
What series is he up to?

nothing is good anymore

 >>/899676/
Is that you monk?

 >>/899679/
He has around 2000 DVDs

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 >>/899685/
Just.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4o0WYiK52Dg

Ive grown tired of this body.....

maybei nap

 >>/899686/
no, why do people keep thinking i' him?

As soon as I think about doing anything my brain makes me feel really tired and I feel like sleeping. Using my own laziness is a great way to counter insomnia.

 >>/899691/
We expect him to waste all his money on goon like a dumb boong and end up eating oats all week until cenno pay day.

 >>/899691/
Are you a successful independent businessman?

 >>/899691/
Future prospects: not good

> “Freak Offs were elaborate and produced sex performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated during, and often electronically recorded,” the newly unsealed court papers allege.

> The “regularly” occurring Freak Offs could last for days and Combs and the victims would often receive IV fluids in the aftermath “to recover from the physical exertion and drug use,” the feds allege.

This nigger took this stuff seriously.

 >>/899688/
That would be a good day out for the neets.

3 goon bottles acquired. 
Logging out of reality for the next 8ish hours

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7qOi8VyxG8

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 >>/899696/
What sort of shit was he into? Femdom with white dominatrices chaining up black men?

 >>/899696/
What a hero
Live your dreams

 >>/899698/
The moon calls

 >>/899702/
> The moon calls
don't answer, it's probably just some chink scam spam

 >>/899699/
👎

The smoked butter chips just tasted like regular salted chips. No smoke or butter taste at all.

When I opened the coke oreos there was an immediate and distinctive coke scent in the air.
They tasted like coke too, much more than I would have thought. Unfortunately as a biscuit flavour coke was nothing special. They were edible but only just. The plain chocolate ones are better.

Weber the bins need to go out tomorrow.

 >>/899707/
Have you tucked him in yet?

fascism would set us all straight

 >>/899707/
Which ones?

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 >>/899706/
Thanks for letting us know.

 >>/899711/
Just put them all out to be safe.

 >>/899712/
3 bins?

You could tell a lot about a person by inspecting their bins

i spray novac on my cum chair to clean it

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 >>/899703/
You should go out there, look at it unfocused so it looks like there are two moons. Then get into a trance while humming mantras in your nasal cavity in a horse stance and your arms at 90 angles so your shadow looks like a bull.

 >>/899708/
His gate was locked.

 >>/899710/
Red and yellow.

 >>/899716/
Genitals NOT drawn to scale.

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Are lake monsters real neets? If not, why do people keep seeing them?

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Nvke jvdapest

 >>/899718/
rong

lookin aforward to a chobsi tomorrow mording

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> Meanwhile in Australia

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> Meanwhile in the Prancing Pony

 >>/899724/
job??

Broke out a Cooper's yellow top.

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 >>/899728/
broke it out of waht?

 >>/899730/
lol

Run, run, as fast as you can.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.
I'm the gingerbread man and I'm out of the pan!

 >>/899705/
Shame. I really liked the Thins sausage sanga ones.

might have a gander at the moon and go to bed

 >>/899706/
It's all so disappointing.

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 >>/899735/
It was

News article made out it was going to be as big as a house and it’s just the normal size shitty moon

 >>/899737/
Idiots work for the news 
Cruisey will defend them and the moon though

Not ordered groceries, not eating, severely woed

Took a four hour nap after I stumbled into bed in an attempt to stop myself from throwing up from the food binge.

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If they dont fix my fridge and internet by tomorrow im cancelling my contract with them. I have to watch shitty fucking tv shows while i have nothing else to do while listening to my fridge beep every second. Im fucking done.

 >>/899742/
Be patient NEET. Switch the fridge off if it bothers you that much.
You are not moving out of that apartment.

Leg keeps cramping

 >>/899738/
He knows it is love.

morning bros, struggling to wake up this morning

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 >>/899747/
Good morning Chad.

 >>/899747/
Swing over mine at 8

Smelly yellow piss

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It was giant and orange at the horizon.

No energy to go anywhere today bros

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Morg

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gm

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Moaning

BOOM!

 >>/899756/
lol, mossad: 2     hezbollah: 0

Possum remotely detonated Monk and Weber's Chobani once.

 >>/899758/
not the first time either had white stuff in their eyes and around their mouth

7.2 standards last night. Walked around my neighbourhood, but nothing eventful happened. Woke very early, at the wage

I could see Davo doing this.

https://career.dpc.sa.gov.au/WCM/A1426945-6C75-43D5-8468-3755564CEA00

 >>/899760/
Very low numbers. Did the moon help you?

Garn woolies to get a few neet treats, you neets want me to bring you back any treats?

 >>/899763/
30kg of pagers please

Went to the bathroom but was too lazy to wash. Stinky NEETs rise up.

 >>/899763/
I'd like a large (family sized) custard tart, a pack of original tyrells, a block of baileys old gold and a 2l strawberry milk please.

 >>/899763/
10L of Tasmanian Mountain Water thnx

Put the red bin out.
Put the car out.
Hurled some gum tree debris on the neighbour's carport roof.

 >>/899763/
One banana please.

 >>/899766/
Will that be enough to tide you over until morning tea neet? I don't want to have to go out again.

not feeling it today neets, just not feeling it

About God damn time you fixed the site.
WTF happened, one of your gerbils die?

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 >>/899760/
It was nice and bright

 >>/899772/
Me neither. Headache

 >>/899776/
You always say not tonight you have a headache

 >>/899774/
Yikes, a brown jew

 >>/899778/
Cool it!

 >>/899779/
Meow

 >>/899742/
Okej

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So when kikes intercept a shipment of pagers, and all of them appear to boom. What can occur when they interfere with technology such as vaccine development and their manufacture?

https://newsthump.com/2024/09/18/calls-for-stricter-gopro-controls-after-it-emerges-ak47-touting-trump-assassin-intended-to-film-crime/

 >>/899782/
You know what would happen to anybody else who filled consumer devices with explosives and shipped them to another country?

Skibidi yeet

 >>/899783/
Kek

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 >>/899784/

Fracking koala ate my stash

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 >>/899789/

I can't stop 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw

uWu daddy

Having a can of Coca Cola

 >>/899792/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5EvPsYH7K0I

Motherbat informs me that it is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Got the flu. Slipped into bed at 6pm and I’m still there.

 >>/899796/
Arr you shore?

 >>/899799/
yarr

 >>/899798/
🕵🏼‍♂️

 >>/899796/
Time for a rum.

 >>/899797/
Take care neet.

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Avast ye Matey's!

 >>/899783/
Remember when brenny livestreamed his hijinx on facebook and mark zuckerberg didn't get into any trouble, but 8ch and the cripple who ran it got kicked off the internet because someone posted a manifesto on one of their boards.

 >>/899802/
Tim for a run, first.

 >>/899772/
Feelit!

 >>/899807/
The cripple had already sold 8 by that time. It was that other father and son who were running it then. The ones who made up the Q nonsense.

 >>/899774/
Major plot twist

 >>/899810/
Major plot twist

 >>/899797/
Viruses aren't real

 >>/899802/
👍

 >>/899812/
Ron was obvious about it

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Might be goon oclock.

 >>/899813/
Hello streetshitter

 >>/899817/
Geton!

 >>/899817/
lol funny name

> tfw depressed and anxious

On Tuesday

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1/2 price at Woolies

 >>/899826/
the red sugar-free one is alright
the pineapple not so much

Did some cardio, still feeling highly woed

can you get medicinal choof in australia?

 >>/899829/
Yes baby

Does anyone watch the aussie prepper on youtube?

 >>/899831/
Wouldn't trust anyone who identities as a prepper in 2024.

Still can't access doctor, can't work out how telehealth works

 >>/899823/
The measurements are wrong

 >>/899832/
There are now only the prepped and the unprepped.

 >>/899835/
There's only so many videos of dickheads digging holes to hide in and showing their baked bean tin collection I can watch.
If they're Australian preppers and they're not training with firearms, they'll be dead within a few days of the situation they're prepping for.

 >>/899756/
Not the Baofeng!

Do neets know the right answers?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TB6ncNQniYc

 >>/899765/
Vile. Get back in there.

 >>/899838/
Yes.
Also to the question "do you know how fast you were going?" also just requires a 'yes', not a specific number. So he is wrong.

 >>/899798/
My exact body type.

 >>/899797/
Get well soon NEET.

 >>/899821/
It might be a flu symptom. Sleep through it.

 >>/899824/
That's a good deal.

 >>/899844/
I know Possum will like it.

dunno why I'm so miserable today

 >>/899838/
> Do neets know the right answers?
Yes. Just common sense really.

 >>/899846/
That moon last night was no joke.

 >>/899848/
heckin' turd of a thing

 >>/899849/
Someone should blow it up.

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this could have happened to one of us

 >>/899851/
I wish it had happened to me

Possum stabbed me with a knife and then claimed he was trying to separate frozen burgers once.

ok, gonna go for a walk and listen to some music, maybe that'll cheer me up

 >>/899854/
I hope so, NEET. Enjoy your walk.

 >>/899854/
Make a slight detour and pass my way

 >>/899854/
Have a good time NEET.

it's going to happen any day now

 >>/899858/
the big life turnaround?

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 >>/899848/
I'm feeling it. Draining cunts.

 >>/899859/
the end

 >>/899861/
> 50 Mbps

I need the biggest wanks and the best specials, free games and the stinky choof.

 >>/899864/
I can't tell if you're impressed or if you look down on that.

Might do a little bit of coding and listen to some dungeon synth, that way I can feel like I've achieved something today.

 >>/899866/
this country should be getting better than that, it's bullshit

 >>/899868/
Some neets have data caps.

Some NEET need mud flaps

Some neets don't have proper beds.

 >>/899869/
and that shouldn't be a thing in this country, we have third world internet

 >>/899871/
couchbed counts

 >>/899873/
I guess. I wish he'd sort everything out there. He would feel better if he did.

Fuck me dead neets. My hands are ridiculously dry due to the cold weather. They keep breaking and bleeding everywhere.

 >>/899872/
Entitled much? Living beyond our means, huh?

 >>/899874/
I'm getting back into it.

Going to brush mein teefs.

 >>/899876/
how is it entitled?

 >>/899868/
2 gigabit plans late next year apparently.

 >>/899876/
Eh, it seems like a reasonable expectation to me.

 >>/899880/
trust the plan

goblin deez nuts

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Utterly ridiculous.

 >>/899881/
We should all have high speed rail and gov subsidised rentals too.

 >>/899885/
why are you being narky?

 >>/899884/
Sounds like one of those late night therapist visits. Keep your bum against a wall m8.

 >>/899880/
What the fuck would you do with 2gbps? We need affordable housing.

 >>/899888/
can fix more than one problem

 >>/899888/
I'd stream 8k boong porn. One video on each of my eight monitors.

i need to buy a new pda

 >>/899890/
Now that sounds like a plan.

 >>/899891/
You don't need to pay me for a Public Display of Affection, NEET.

hungry

 >>/899895/
like the wolf

thinking about some alcohols

the summer is going to be a great stew season

Neets

 >>/899893/
Good seafood feed.

Cruisey is a good one

 >>/899900/
A seafeed

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 >>/899900/

Fucking mad cunts you lot, bloody rippas