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Really disappointing Maccas run. Was stuck between 2 cars in the drive thru and the stupid foid operating it was only serving one lane. Guy infront of me was too much of a cuck to just drive to the window and order there, I had to reverse out after the guy behind me did the same. 
Told the girl at the window to change the nugger sauce from sweet chilli to bbq and she just added the bbq to the order. The bacon my burger was rock hard, chips had fallen out into the bag, and the nugger box was open the whole time. 
Now I'm feeling bloated, full of sloppa, and ashamed

































































































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It wasnt Saturn, It is Jupiter. 
Fuck yeah. What a blessing to have my three favourite constellations and Jupiter rising in the east in unison. They're all upside down. 
If I had things my way, I would build cities devoted to the constellations and the city planning would mimic the stars, so at certain times throughout the year, you would be driving in the direction of celestial bodies. Energy man. Cars made out of crystals. But really. Like park monument large enclosures that you can allign with soltices and shit, and sacrifice some goats in them. Skin them and leave the hides to wilt. . Got to do it. A new faith for upside down divinities, reverse equinoxes. As above so below, a counter. Balanced. Synthetic diamond 50m needles that align their eyes over a km to a communal gathering ground. Goat blood on the fences.








































































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https://www.sfgate.com/cannabis/article/lapd-cannabis-mri-raid-19789448.php
> An officer with the Los Angeles Police Department found out the hard way that you can’t take metal near an MRI machine after their rifle flew out of their hands and became attached to the machine during a pot raid gone bad, according to a federal lawsuit filed last week.











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https://www.wionews.com/trending/another-doomsday-fish-makes-an-appearance-this-time-in-australia-761868

> A rare sea animal has been caught off the Australian coast, a creature also known as the "doomsday fish" in some parts of the world. This fish is formally known as oarfish and is extremely hard to spot. 
> Curtis Peterson from Tiwi Islands Adventures caught the oarfish and shared the photo on Fishing Australia TV on Facebook. The islands are about 80 km from Darwin in the Northern Territory.



























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I understanding the appeal of MaxVaxxing. Really, I do. I get it. You're scared, you're in a bad place, and that first shot? Well, the first one's free. Safe and effective. Who could turn that down when it offers you protection from COVID-19? Of course, then you need your second shot.

And now your double-vaxxed. You can feel the effectiveness flowing through your veins. You know you're safe. Right? Wrong. Turns out you've got Covid. New variant. Who would've thought? At least you can rest assured it would've been way worse if you were unvaxxed.

But even if it could've been worse, it's bad. Runny nose. Cough. Brain fog. You need another shot. Just one more. Your first doses were Moderna, but you heard about the latest juice from Pfizer that they say will knock the new Omicron subvariant flat on its ass. You just need a quick booster. You finally give in to the peer pressure of your enabler booster-buddies on the TV and sneak down to CVS to meet your connect. But at this point, the shit is starting to get expensive and seems to do less and less for you.

Fast forward through multiple flu seasons and a half dozen boosters a year. Now it seems they're not treating Coronavirus like the threat it was when you first got hooked, but you still want that protection. You need it. Your life and health may be in shambles but you can only think of one thing. You need to boost.