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Really disappointing Maccas run. Was stuck between 2 cars in the drive thru and the stupid foid operating it was only serving one lane. Guy infront of me was too much of a cuck to just drive to the window and order there, I had to reverse out after the guy behind me did the same. 
Told the girl at the window to change the nugger sauce from sweet chilli to bbq and she just added the bbq to the order. The bacon my burger was rock hard, chips had fallen out into the bag, and the nugger box was open the whole time. 
Now I'm feeling bloated, full of sloppa, and ashamed





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You may be eligible for government-funded aged care services if you are 65 years of age or older (50 years or older if you identify as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person)



























































































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First time ive seen taurus, orion and the dog in a while. Its cold.
Wage off. 3 choofs and an alarm in 5 and a half hours. Split shift over 8 hours. Cagie slave. I think I see Saturn on the horizon.

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It wasnt Saturn, It is Jupiter. 
Fuck yeah. What a blessing to have my three favourite constellations and Jupiter rising in the east in unison. They're all upside down. 
If I had things my way, I would build cities devoted to the constellations and the city planning would mimic the stars, so at certain times throughout the year, you would be driving in the direction of celestial bodies. Energy man. Cars made out of crystals. But really. Like park monument large enclosures that you can allign with soltices and shit, and sacrifice some goats in them. Skin them and leave the hides to wilt. . Got to do it. A new faith for upside down divinities, reverse equinoxes. As above so below, a counter. Balanced. Synthetic diamond 50m needles that align their eyes over a km to a communal gathering ground. Goat blood on the fences.



























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Morgdingers 
Didn’t sleep. Drank that cask too slowly and now have a low intensity hangover creeping up. Such cases. That’s what you get for getting out of bed at 4pm
Ground invasion of Lebanon looks likely. Hype

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Why have youtube creators stopped making videos lately? I used to wake up to somewhere between 11 and 14 new videos, and the last week or two it's been maybe 4. Of this morning's 4, maybe 1 was watchable.












































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https://www.sfgate.com/cannabis/article/lapd-cannabis-mri-raid-19789448.php
> An officer with the Los Angeles Police Department found out the hard way that you can’t take metal near an MRI machine after their rifle flew out of their hands and became attached to the machine during a pot raid gone bad, according to a federal lawsuit filed last week.











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https://www.wionews.com/trending/another-doomsday-fish-makes-an-appearance-this-time-in-australia-761868

> A rare sea animal has been caught off the Australian coast, a creature also known as the "doomsday fish" in some parts of the world. This fish is formally known as oarfish and is extremely hard to spot. 
> Curtis Peterson from Tiwi Islands Adventures caught the oarfish and shared the photo on Fishing Australia TV on Facebook. The islands are about 80 km from Darwin in the Northern Territory.
























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On the long form police dashcam / crime scene American videos. 
Man you think the sudos in Australia are bad, imagine if 13% of your population were niggers. Basically another species



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I understanding the appeal of MaxVaxxing. Really, I do. I get it. You're scared, you're in a bad place, and that first shot? Well, the first one's free. Safe and effective. Who could turn that down when it offers you protection from COVID-19? Of course, then you need your second shot.

And now your double-vaxxed. You can feel the effectiveness flowing through your veins. You know you're safe. Right? Wrong. Turns out you've got Covid. New variant. Who would've thought? At least you can rest assured it would've been way worse if you were unvaxxed.

But even if it could've been worse, it's bad. Runny nose. Cough. Brain fog. You need another shot. Just one more. Your first doses were Moderna, but you heard about the latest juice from Pfizer that they say will knock the new Omicron subvariant flat on its ass. You just need a quick booster. You finally give in to the peer pressure of your enabler booster-buddies on the TV and sneak down to CVS to meet your connect. But at this point, the shit is starting to get expensive and seems to do less and less for you.

Fast forward through multiple flu seasons and a half dozen boosters a year. Now it seems they're not treating Coronavirus like the threat it was when you first got hooked, but you still want that protection. You need it. Your life and health may be in shambles but you can only think of one thing. You need to boost.















































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You feed it you mong. There's multiple roles that use your time as their kpis to justify tax funded gov (and non gov) roles. You cost more to the system than you receive.
So, who is really on the gib bux? You are an excuse for a job retention statistic.












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I sprayed the weeds again. Front and back. I got ambushed out the front by the neighbour. She was lurking on her porch, out of sight until I came down the driveway.
My spraying of three weeks ago had not been as effective as I would have liked. I increased the poison ratio this time.
I will probably need to do another spray in a few weeks to get the ones I missed today. Some of them hide when they hear me coming.


































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impossible to get a 60hz one in my country. Even the ebay equivalent of my country is full of people even begging "pickup only" listers to ship it to them. Im competing against hundreds of people for maybe 1 listing per week










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After a few years of using lcds I developed issues with the polarised light which comes off it, tried going back to CRTs. Impossible, they are just intolerable when you're used to the smooth lcd display.











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I went to the local neighbourhood centre yesterday to use their free laundry. One of the girlie volunteers there is hot and the right age. I didn't take any Nuro-tier creepshots of her because I'm not Nuro.






























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Webby, I accidentally deleted my ssh keys while reinstalling the os on my seedbox because I'm a mong, I'm going to need to send you a new public key sometime so I can log into sftp again --projectionist neet

This Saturday on womboflix will be Rounders (1998) - the story of  reformed gambler must return to playing high stakes poker to help a friend pay off loan sharks, while balancing his relationship with his girlfriend and his commitments to law school.

On Sunday will be The Hurt Locker (2009), the story of a unit in the iraq war that deals with disposing of improvised explosive ordinance.




























































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> Canberra
Questicon and a pedomant house. Nothing to do except die or grift.
> Adelaide
Literally a nothing place. An absolute void. They claim to have the biggest arts festival in the world but in reality nobody gives a fuck about it.
> Perth
Rich south africans and heat death. Would probably be okay if I didn't have to hear that dumbass accent.
> Darwin
bogans and abos arguing over alcohol and crocodile death rates







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Democracy is in decline globally. It’s one year since the Capitol Hill insurrection, and many worry that the United States’ democratic system is continuing to crumble. Freedom House, an America think tank, says that nearly three-quarters of the world’s population lives in a country that experienced democratic deterioration last year. The rise of illiberalism is one reason for this, but another may be that democratic governments simply haven’t been performing all that well in recent years.





























































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Thank you neets. It's less salty then you would imagine because there's actually no soya sauce, and the Korean paste is far more concentrated meaning less salt by weight as a preservative.
The red chilli oil is my own, so no salt there, and the cooking wine is the illegal salt reduced kind. 
This is why my Chinese is fresh and good, and the local stores is squalid and awful































































No. 903262 [Preview] [Reply]
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NEETs I am sorry for the poor state of the board.
Low quality NEETs have been very active and there is no effective way to remove them. Anyone with a dynamic IP or VPN can easily evade any ban.
I would try to reason with these low quality NEETs but they are mentally ill and probably wouldn't care anyway.
I ask all NEETs to do their best to ignore the trouble makers. Reacting to them just emboldens them. Reaction is what they want.
All NEETs of good will need to do their part in upholding the spirit and vibe of our board. I would ask NEETs to refrain from posts of despair or declarations that the board is dead or ruined or over. These sort of posts risk becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think there is still value here and a positive role for the board to play in the life of the NEETs.


















































































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 >>/903350/
I'd be fucked if I had to come up with an alibi. I am so much of a shut-in and my internet usage is mostly imageboards anyway. Hopefully I'd have been playing a Steam game rather than a pirated one so I'd have that as evidence.























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"Who's higher value, a 5'8 man or a 6'2 man?"
"Consider a stack of 20 nickels and a stack of 100 pennies. Which one is taller?"
"The stack of pennies, of course."
"But which stack is higher in value?"
The foid was enlightened!










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< Could 40 Australian standard drinks in one night cause brain damage?
> Consuming 40 Australian standard drinks in one night is extremely dangerous and can have severe consequences, including the risk of brain damage. High levels of alcohol can lead to acute alcohol poisoning, blackouts, and long-term cognitive impairments. Chronic heavy drinking can damage brain structures and functions. It's important to prioritize safety and moderation when it comes to alcohol consumption. If you or someone you know is struggling with alcohol use, seeking help from a professional is a wise step.






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What is the most standards that a NEET has ever managed? My father used to do a box of goon per day as his baseline, sometimes going over that. He would probably be competitive with some of our top mongs.



















































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Last week I had some minor alcohol withdrawals and in half dream-like state I imagined my Mum was running up the stairs to yell at me or attack me or something and let out a faint scream (irl)
Deeply set childhood trauma. Maybe Possum was right. Need to read that book that was posted here


















































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Was going to post about my day but saw the video of the nippon in bunnings. I would fall for that. Fucking bitch. 

Also. Why the fuck is my phone ip banned? I think it might've been the toilet stall pic. Maybe that was his phone number.























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 >>/903521/
Me too. In order to cook I'd have to do the dishes. Don't have the mental energy to clean my glasses let alone the kitchen. 
Hypoglycemic, hypothyroidal. Completely pickled. Haven't showered in days. My lair smells like cumdies and farts













































































































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 >>/903619/
Honestly, half a dozen rolls and bag of frozen nuggets/tenders from Colesworth would be a cheaper and more fulfilling meal. Add a bag of plastic cheese and cheap bottle of bbq sauce and you'll be paying roughly the same as that nasty slab ($12.95).






















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