/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down!

 >>/903660/
Thank you neet, the thread was not off to a good start

 >>/903660/
Wish he'd show his bulge

 >>/903662/
she has class, unlike others

 >>/903663/
and a fridgebod

 >>/903663/
I agree.

 >>/903664/
poorly bantered

 >>/903660/
I posted that in the last thread.

 >>/903667/
you did not

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BEST GIRL

 >>/903669/
heck yes!

sup neets. Do the kids still say 'sup'?

Listening to dead can dance, eating kfc, coding, life is ok.

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 >>/903671/
stay away from the kids sicko

 >>/903656/
How?

 >>/903657/
That's a man.

 >>/903669/
She's got big eyes.

 >>/903676/
He's got a big arse on him.

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 >>/903677/
She is cute!

 >>/903676/
would rape her

 >>/903676/
 >>/903679/
Handsome fellas.

 >>/903657/
Fuck you

 >>/903679/
would rape her

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 >>/903658/
Starts with getting knocked down, then getting back up again. You will never keep him down!.

 >>/903685/
> You will never keep him down
Should be:
< You're never gonna keep him down

 >>/903672/
Don't tell me you actually got that slab nonsense.

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We need to get trev in here as a mod, begin the de-trannification of ausneets.

 >>/903688/
get the trannies off your mind, fag

Watching True Detective (S01E02).

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BEST GIRL

 >>/903691/
You can talk to us IGA, it's time to move on.

 >>/903692/
They've been dispaired.

my arse has been dispaired

 >>/903693/
I think the problem is he can't dispair

I have to sling my balls over my shoulder to keep them dragging behind me.

 >>/903695/
Role playing as his life partner brings him back to us, but it'll never be the same.

the family christmas won't be the same this year

 >>/903698/
It won't, but we'll be together. Ready to listen when anyone needs to talk.

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 >>/903692/

 >>/903698/
It was never the same after the motorcycle "accident"

SBS World Movies
Operation Mincemeat
7:30PM - 9:50PM
In 1943, the Allies plan an all-out assault on Sicily. Two intelligence officers must conjure up the most improbable disinformation strategy of the war.
Drama | UK | 2021 | M

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 >>/903701/
>  [Hong Kong]

 >>/903702/
> Mincemeat
Just how bad were the casualties?

 >>/903703/
This is our board now, roundeye!

 >>/903705/
Spooky.

jamie lee curtis is a man

Got stuck in the last thread. Mong behaviour but obviously not my fault because no one posted a link to the new thread. What time womberflex tonight? 

 >>/903660/
Beautiful mid tranny. I hope Ryans husband has big cock for his bussy 

 >>/903676/
Probably 3 years away from the wall max

 >>/903708/
HP 49 is already under way.

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 >>/903708/
> Got stuck in the last thread

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 >>/903708/
> stuck in the last thread

 >>/903707/
is there an official source for that? Jamie is pretty ugly by holywood standards

Back in the kitchen. Toaster oven needs a good clean.

 >>/903713/
 >>/903027/

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Had my last junk food binge for 2024. I mean it. I'm a man of my word. I claim the title no-binge neet and I'm gonna keep it. You can ask every week from now on 'how is no binge neet doing, still on the no binge wagon?' and the reply will be yes.

 >>/903708/
No moofie tonight. We're all playing Skydoom.

dick baxter

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 >>/903708/
If only arnie had been there to tell you to GET TO THE CHOPPAH

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 >>/903715/
> Had my last junk food binge for 2024

Gonna get gooned, fucked it. 15 standards. Doctor would have ordered it anyway. 

 >>/903715/
Start tomorrow and we can be accountable together

froxen pixxa cooked

 >>/903712/
I trust his judgement.

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 >>/903716/
One day I hope to get all the skyrim neets together for a game with that multiplayer skyrim mod.

 >>/903715/
Sounds do-able.

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 >>/903720/
Nah man, I'm starting right now, you're gonna have to drive the wagon pretty hard to catch no-binge neet.

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 >>/903721/
You know what to do!

 >>/903655/
Probably

 >>/903660/
She's still alive?

 >>/903728/
The text is a nice touch tbh

 >>/903671/
Weber called dinner 'supper' once.

 >>/903715/
You can do it, January is not far away.

 >>/903724/
I've thought about setting up a Left 4 Dead co-op together.

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 >>/903673/

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Half way through Star Wars 8 and there's a fart for some reason. Is this real or has somebody added it to the torrented video?

 >>/903676/
Soulless eyes

 >>/903721/
Did you put extra cheese and stuff on it?

 >>/903730/
She was simply resting.

 >>/903738/
100% natty, think i can afford extra cheese?

I spend so fucking much on food these days.

 >>/903740/
Spoil yourself with extra cheexe.

 >>/903736/
In space no one can hear you fart.

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 >>/903741/
You're worth it.

 >>/903743/
There's no space in here to fart.

> want to give up ausneets
> but there’s still that one neet who gives positive reinforcement and encouragement
god damn it

 >>/903743/
Apparently it has even made it to the Disney Plus streaming version: https://xcancel.com/alexevans91/status/1710278028469711134

But googling turns up fuck all.

 >>/903736/
kek I never noticed that.

 >>/903746/
There is no escaping the show. It will continue on.

 >>/903746/
You could stop if you wanted to.

Might procedurally generate my own complete fantasy world.

 >>/903746/
You are doing well NEET. Hang in there.

 >>/903746/
Keep going neet, don't let them win, we all have faith in you.

 >>/903746/
you'll never leave

 >>/903754/
He's the best of us, we need him.

Snosage in the oven.

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 >>/903708/
> Mong behaviour
We are all mongs here

Fuggit, garn roll a durry.

Gonna learn C. 
I'm destined for more than the pajeet nodejs CRUD life

 >>/903758/
roll me one please

 >>/903759/
You need accept too and learn Rust.

In the land of the mongs, the man with mild mental retardation is king.

 >>/903759/
probably more jobs out there for javascript devs than c

 >>/903741/
The spend never ends!

 >>/903692/
Fuck off loser. Done with your BS.

 >>/903765/
Good first step, thank you.

 >>/903763/
I'm going to work for Palmer Lucky and wear thongs to the office. Never getting stuck in the WeWork lift again

 >>/903765/
Let your anger out, don't keep it inside.

https://freespeechunion.au/misinfo/index.html 
please write a letter to the australian senate to oppose the Combatting Misinformation and Disinformation Bill 2024. Use the link I posted to write the letter and send it or send it from your own email. The deadline is 30th of september so hurry we only have a few days to let the government know what we think about this bill. This bill will make it illegal and punishable by a fine of up to 313000 AUD to say anything online that is considered by the government as "misinformation or disinformation" and it also makes it a crime punishable by the same fine to advise people to use a VPN to circumvent any censorship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNF4_Xy7pNM&pp=ygUUbXkgYWxjb2hvbGljIGZyaWVuZHM%3D

Love letter to /ausneets/

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 >>/903769/
Kosher noahide laws oi veiiii, thank you christkikes.

Been some refreshingly fresh pepes posted lately, bravo

 >>/903773/
finna rape your bum

 >>/903774/
Hot!

77 + 33 = 100

 >>/903776/
90+10=100

Struggling to get through the dirty dishes. ALl I can think about is the next meal/s to clean up.

 >>/903777/
*910

 >>/903778/
It's an endless cycle.

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 >>/903778/
My dishwasher is there waiting to be unpacked, but fuck it

The Sisyphean struggle against the dishes. Time waits for no man.

i need to stop wanking so much

i wank even when i cant get hard

 >>/903769/
Harmonising australia's laws with china's.

6 cups of coffee and about to have a white mongster

Ancient atlanteans hid copies of all their lore in a secret library beneath ayer's rock once. For tens of thousands of years boongs have been using petrol to try and achieve the enlightenment needed to locate and enter the library.

 >>/903788/
You mong. Don't expect the rest of us to stay up all night and keep you company.

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 >>/903790/
like i'd want (you) as company anyway

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She's so perfect bros...

 >>/903792/
would rape

I bought some socks off amazon but they weren't how I wanted and they had free returns so I sent them back in the post. This was about three weeks ago. Amazon hasn't refunded the money saying that they haven't received them?! Is Australia post just that awful at the moment or did one of them fuck up? I put them in a bag and showed the QR code to the lady there. She scanned it and said she'd print the label and post it. I wonder if she didn't?

 >>/903794/
heh heh

sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?

It's already ten, tempted to make steam pork buns anyway

 >>/903797/
time is a social construct

all women and women (male) are beautiful

Time is a round circle

 >>/903800/
Wrong. It's a square.

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 >>/903769/
Free speech is very important

last of the rollmops in the oven

Wordfilter for rollmops?

 >>/903803/
Imagine the smell.

 >>/903804/
Yeah, it filters rollmops to rollmops.

 >>/903803/
do you have them with anything?

casey neistat really dropped off

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Nice zingy tomato flavour. Zero prawn flavou.

Want to live in an old church.

 >>/903807/
Do you nigga?

15 minutes till bottleOH closes might cruise

 >>/903809/
Thank you for the review.

> Zero prawn flavour
Sounds like that might be for the best.

 >>/903812/
gOH!

Cruised. Hooned it a bit, playing Black Sabbaths 'Paranoid' on max volume. Carlton Draught acquired. Wagon tomorrow.

 >>/903815/
> Wagon tomorrow.
Sounds doable.

 >>/903797/
made pork buns

Thoughts on getting an oroborus tattoo a little bit back from the webbing of my thumb and forefinger?

Wonder if Cruisedog has ever tried doing anything with rollmops other than eating them straight outta the jar after a dozen hits of of the bong.

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The various stages of resting dough are very annoying if you're only making small batches

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Left the fish in there for a little too long.

Looking for a truck

 >>/903818/
gay

 >>/903821/
looks good neet, is this for a pasda?

 >>/903818/
Do not.

 >>/903820/
Very impressive.

 >>/903821/
Fish should still be good.

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I hate the cooking photos. Just hate them. Wish they weren't posted. Wish everyone was as incompetent as me. Causes a similar jealous hatred in me when weber posts about his coding project. Wish I was wasn't useless at literally everything. 
I hate the world and want to annihilate everything that exists. I want to die, I want to explode. I dream of respawning in a clean utopia.

 >>/903828/
15 year olds shouldn't be posting here

 >>/903829/
I'm 30 years old

Nigger

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 >>/903830/
you type like an edgy 15 year old

 >>/903832/
Haha yeah but I don't care lol fucking nigger

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 >>/903833/

Failed making bao, all that effort. woe.
The yeast was several years out of date so the dough didn't rise

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> the dough didn't rise

 >>/903835/
That is unfortunate NEET. Woe.

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Surprisingly good outcome. They rose in the steamer and cooked through just fine. 
The filling is much better than the ones you buy from the store and that kind of carried them

 >>/903838/
They look very nice.

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No sense of purpose without fear of death

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

I am imprisoned in this hovel. I suffer through alcoholism and unemployment. There is no help or future for me. I want to kill myself. My parents failed me.

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Homelessness before a forklift license. Death before dishonour.

 >>/903843/
> Homelessness before a forklift license. 
kek

2001 final on tv, the aesthetic is mint and the players can actually kick
 >>/903747/
Him farting out cum is canon
 >>/903759/
Tried that once, what a mindfuck but linus agrees, you csn't call yourself a programmer unless you can write c
 >>/903810/
You want to be harassed by demons? >>/903842/
> My parents failed me
Kill your parents then yourself

I will not become a warehouse wagie. I will not rent a unit on the urban fringe. I refuse to settle for less. I am owed more by my birthright as an Australian Man. I will resist the modern world and its incantations. I will never surrender.

Back to Wagga?

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I crave a dramatic death. Right? So I hate the possibility of dying in a hospital bed. The human condition has an inherent requirement of a noble cause to die for. 
Have you read Bronze Age Mindset? 
You're pretty analytical. Join a three letter organisation.

 >>/903848/
It makes me happy when mudlimes die 
Make Lebanon Christian again

 >>/903850/
Hi Satan

 >>/903784/
 >>/903785/
Wanking 9 to 5.

 >>/903794/
Contact them via the chat and provide the tracking details if available. Australia Post should've given you a receipt. Parcel Drop Off points are useless and don't. If you re-print the barcode label to post it, it should have the tracking number or ask them in the chat to do it. 
Keep following them up or they will charge you for it. Don't let them say it's fine you won't be charged. All the previous chats on Amazon can be viewed by next agent so reference if if they lie or give you the wrong advice.

 >>/903815/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/903820/
 >>/903821/
Looks delicious.

 >>/903828/
Thank you for being honest with us.

 >>/903838/
Thank you, good presentation.

Good night

 >>/903858/
Sleep tight.

Top of the morning NEETs.

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 >>/903861/
You look well.

 >>/903860/
I am well, thanks for noticing

 >>/903863/
❤️

 >>/903865/
The more I know... I thought it was Doland.

or whatever that corporate cunt is

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I wanna the uppies one.

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First result on jewgle

Mord.

 >>/903746/
lol
Good post

 >>/903819/
I've never cooked them.

 >>/903821/
 >>/903820/
Good stuff, yummo

 >>/903874/
You forgot Hagrid and Dumbledore I, you dumb cunt.

 >>/903868/
i want one which says feed me dexies

what's the male/female/tranny ratio like in the furry community?

 >>/903875/
Also Mr Dursley, you double nigger retard.

 >>/903878/
Not to mention Narcissa Malfoy, Ollivander, Griphook, and the Sorting Hat, you absolute fool.

 >>/903874/
last of the white wizards

On the last of my white mondsters

Doesn't the kkk have a white wizard? Why doesn't he just cast a spell of total nigger death?

 >>/903881/
for 2024?

 >>/903881/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/903883/
until I go to the shop

 >>/903879/
plus luna lovegood hitting the wall

 >>/903886/
I'd hit Luna's back walls if you know what I mean

It's like unloading a garbage truck as it just falls out of me.

 >>/903888/
Cans and bottles clanking and banging?

 >>/903889/
The first trip earlier this morning was. This trip was more like greens waste.

 >>/903888/
you need to compress and compact it first, the push it out

 >>/903891/
I wish Cruisey could support me with this

might play skyrim for a bit, while I imbibe my morning pot of coffee

 >>/903876/
That might be more than $8

I wonder if Cow gets his cooked breakfast today or tomorrow.

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 >>/903868/
More wholesome than woke.

Exciting news, neets, I've bought a house in skyrim - it's a bit of a dump, but now I don't have to worry about being homeless ever again.

 >>/903898/
Congratulations NEET.

Garn butchers to get some snags, might pick up some stuff for lunch and dindins, what would you neets like?

 >>/903900/
If you could get enough for 2x dinner for me that would appreciated, tah.

 >>/903898/
Housing loans just make the Thalmor richer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9r-K5dmt0Rc

Rounders (1998) will be on womboflix tonight neets - a 1998 American drama film about the underground world of high-stakes poker, directed by John Dahl and starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton

Download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Rounders.1998.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4

 >>/903898/
Well done.

 >>/903900/
5kg puffer fish thanks.

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 >>/903900/
Goanna

Having a rum.

 >>/903908/
RIP Bob.

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Expo wasn't worth the $10 admission. Cunts were still setting up at 9.30 and there was plenty of empty space on the tables despite it supposedly opening at 9am. I should have saved all of those 10 and 20 cent pieces I used to pay the $10. I did buy a tin sign though.

 >>/903910/
Woe.
Where will you hang the sign?

 >>/903911/
I will put it in the spare bedroom with the safe and other stuff.

All the 'DO NOT TOUCH' signs made it hard not to think about picking up models and smashing them.

 >>/903913/
You could have been Gojira!

 >>/903898/
Do you have to defend these from Orc home invaders and stuff?

 >>/903914/
The heavy metal band?

Waiting patiently for my Amaxon order to arrive.

 >>/903917/
me too
hopefully it leaves the depot at midday

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 >>/903916/
No this Gojira as they try to protect their displays from destruction. 8.5/10 would watch.

 >>/903918/
wew they just sent the onboard for delivery email

 >>/903918/
They have departed before 10am for me. Hopefully they arrive soon for you. 

I am worried about them throwing it like they did last time. The parcel was lost from Tuesday night to Friday when it was transfered to the Amazon warehouse (same state). It's Amaxon US order and I refused to pay for their Import fee so I bought everything seperately but they combined it. Customs wanted to look at it but I paid GST and Amaxon fucked around with it all week when it arrived on Sunday. Only good thing is them delivering it. I want to meet them as they arrive.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 >>/903920/
Not too far away NEET if Sir is cast.

 >>/903919/
I thought that was just Dave the sea lizard

 >>/903923/
I want to see a live action version in  >>/903656/ without the CGI.

 >>/903924/
With Webby in the tactical 'yak?

 >>/903925/
Roaring fiercely scaring all the nerdz

 >>/903921/
Yeah I've had customs poke around in Amazon orders from the US and Germany. Not sure why, Amazon are pretty good at not selling illegal things and charge GST like you mentioned.
Today it's a set of glass scales for Motherbat, so Pajeet best be gentle.

 >>/903927/
> Not sure why
watchlist

 >>/903927/
I think the issue with Amaxon US order was they wanted $50 in duty because it's more than $1000 in electronics in the order because the cunts combined it (GST was paid by Amazon Au)
https://www.abf.gov.au/importing-exporting-and-manufacturing/importing/cost-of-importing-goods/charges/import-processing-charge

I purchased the parts on seperate days and refuse to pay it. Amaxon wanted $350 in Duty fees to process it together. So I do and don't mind waiting a few extra days but I worry about them damaging it by handling everything. 

All our goods will arrive safely though 🙏

 >>/903929/
Can I ask what you have ordered?

 >>/903929/
The duties thing is a bit haphazard. I've been stung once with a banjo where they wouldn't release it until I paid $300+ in fees, but I've had thousands of dollars in Corvette parts come through without issue.

unless car parts are exempt because they're viewed as maintenance on something that had large duties paid when it was brought into the country and pays taxes through rego and petrol excise

Criminals can bring in literal tonnes of black market tobacco and these customs cunts are rifling through amazon packages and levying taxes on innocent NEETs.

 >>/903930/
New computer parts.
> CPU cooler
> two sticks of DDR5 RAM
> motherboard

All in stock and significantly cheaper. Postage due to weight on CPU cooler too as it was almost 8kg all together. 

Also Amazon US purchased on Amazon Australia use
https://track.omniparcel.com/
For import clearance before it's handed to whoever delivers it.

White man just delivered it. Box feels like it falling apart. Hoping all is good inside.

 >>/903907/
Onya King

What the fuck happened to septemeber neets? Seems like only last week it was starting, now it's come to an end. Did I have a 3 week long camomile black out?

 >>/903919/
me in the boat

All looks good and safe. Delivery box has all black marks over it and tape is ripped on the sides.

 >>/903933/
I might order a shipping container of chop chop, maybe throw a few malaysian slaves in there too.

 >>/903907/
Monk you bloody legend. What's the earliest you've started drinking?

 >>/903939/
Will they survive the shipment by sea?

 >>/903936/
You looked so peaceful we didn't want to wake you.

 >>/903935/
 >>/903940/
I'm not Monk (thank fuck)

Monk's forgotten he's monk again. Do you think it's finally time for them to forcibly send him to rehab?

 >>/903934/
> Hoping all is good inside.
Good luck NEET. Keep us posted on your build progress please.

 >>/903944/
He said no no no

 >>/903940/
> What's the earliest you've started drinking?
An advanced boong like Monk keeps hours so irregular your question does not really make sense. When does one session end and another begin? What even are day and night to a boong like Monk?