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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/drinking-alcohol-is-linked-to-six-types-of-cancer-experts-warn/news-story/022e14fc08c5832f08079096e893ee7a

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This weekend on womboflix...

On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.

On Sunday we will be streaming Francis Ford Coppola classic The Godfather (1972). It's a long movie and we may split it up over two nights.








































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I just had the realisation that even if I wanted to work no one is going to hire a middle aged white man with zero skills or experience. The reality is that I'm at a huge disadvantage here when looking for work and I'm on the same level as a disabled person kinda. I should be on the DSP.


















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Remembering the happier days of my youth, where rather than sitting around all day playing hitman and watching youtube, I used to spend the time playing doom and reading geocities sites. Where did it all go so wrong?


































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> need to consume some fruit and vegies, have low energy from not having eaten any in ages
> don't have enough energy to get up and make a smoothie
what do neets?













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i think some of you really do just want to wallow in self pity and not actually improve things, you want to complain and expect people to pat you on the back like women







































































































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Fried up a purple onion in lard with garlic and chili flakes and then some beef mince. Added tomato paste. Used a turkish roll and some cheese to make two little pizzas that I finished off in the air-fryer.







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Takes longer than the jaffle iron over the fire here uh GregO… just don’t blow onnit- pretty fancois nuker there changing the powerful - Our mates at on the menu need this techno … cheeers Gibb


































































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I took some sausages home from volunteering, left them for a few hours in my bag then put them in the fridge. Will they be safe to eat?






































































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Went out for a nightwalk while listening to audiobooks. Heard a bat flapping its wings right over me. Will start coding early tomorrow, get shit done, this time I promise.
































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Finished loading the skip bin. Not like I had Friday through Monday to do it. Always better to leave it until the morning it is being collected.















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> hydrogen peroxide, horse electrolytes, booze, and camomile tea
The ultimate neet cocktail drink. A free cask of golden oak to the neet who thinks up the best name for this cocktail.
































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Shaved. Showered and deoderised for the first time in about 5 days. 
Cleaned up the empties, cleaned the kitchen, and put some washing on. Ate some real food and cleaned my teeth. 
On the wagon now. New month new me.

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Ok, big shop complete. Going to be cooking a big batch of morrocan chickpeas with chicken tonight, and roast pork with baked beans tomorrow night. Should make 20+ feedpacks in total, straight to the freexer.














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https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/security/popular-electric-vehicle-manufacturer-byd-responds-to-claims-atto-3-has-a-sim-card-that-can-call-you-without-knowing/news-story/56dcb8ef0a0087b9d96be64fd89b36a6
> In the video, the owner dials the car’s SIM number, and while audio from inside the vehicle is transmitted to their phone, there’s no visible indication on the car’s touchscreen or digital display that a call is taking place.
> Even more concerning is that there appears to be no way to terminate the call from the vehicle.
> The only sign that a call was in progress was the audio muting, and the issue reportedly persists even when the car is turned off.













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Fortunately my car does everything via my iPhone. If I don't turn on bluetooth on the phone, it can't make or receive calls, and I have Car Play configured to only work over wired USB, so again, if I don't plug the cable in, it can't talk to the Internet.







































































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https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/peter-dutton-calls-for-cooler-heads-after-hezbollah-flags-appear-at-protests/news-story/b8867b9f2e90537d67a41abc1da58221
Dutton loves himself some jew cock










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The 200 inch telescope at the palomar observatory, which used to be the largest telescope in the world, was also designed with the help of an 'elf': 
> "a brilliant and wealthy astronomer named George Ellery Hale. Actually, the idea was presented to Hale one night. While he was playing billiards, an elf climbed in his window and told him to get money from the Rockefeller Foundation for a telescope. "

I reckon all these helpful elves are the same thing as the grey aliens that people keep seeing.

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> I reckon all these helpful elves are the same thing as the grey aliens that people keep seeing.
Could be, although I still reckon it's just a nordy NEET under the floorboards.










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Simpcity is pretty good as it is very comprehensive, just make an account with a made-up email address. You don't have to verify the account (unless they've changed it recently). Coomer.party or kemono.party doesn't need a login but has less stuff and a clumsy search engine that requires you to have the exact username. They do support patreon, boosty etc though so it isn't just onlyfans. They  don't have regular porn unlike simpcity.su though, sc has everything.

















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Stupid fucking bitch across the road has her Jeep alarm going off and she can't stop it, but she hasn't thought to disconnect the battery. Utterly fucking useless cunt.




















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> sugashi
https://simpcity.su/threads/sugashi-_sugashi-not_sugashi-suga.13216/
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/sugashi
Is this not the chick?
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> urplpur
https://simpcity.su/threads/yoursmalldoll.43348/page-5#post-7196993
Supposedly this is her and urplpur is an alias. Russian chicks are fucking awful for keeping their usernames consistent.











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It almost fell out of me while driving home from coles. Pure panic, sweating. 
Think it was those half priced burgers, could feel the burn from the spice



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Battery or horn. Leave the battery off for 30 minutes and it should notionally forget the state it was in.
She's got 3 simps standing around it now with the bonnet up and it still going off every 30 seconds or so.


























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https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/116277/macro-organic-beetroot-punnet
It is available to purchase raw but we usually use the pre-cooked tinned stuff as its main uses here are for salads or in sandwiches.



































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European colonialist empires were built on the spice trade, putting chillies on your food is literally an act of white supremacy and colonialism. Which is why I do it every day.























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It's do-able
> OpenAI’s Strawberry program is reportedly capable of reasoning. It might be able to deceive humans
https://theconversation.com/openais-strawberry-program-is-reportedly-capable-of-reasoning-it-might-be-able-to-deceive-humans-239748

















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> What's the correct procedure to do if that happens?
You go to the glovebox and get the manual out and look up "alarm" in the index. It will give you a procedure to turn the alarm off. It often involves inserting your key and moving it to the "on" position and back a certain number of times.





















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We don't have enough graphically detailed food binge posts here. The next binge you have, my fellow executives, I want the details. Prizes will be offered, coles and woolies vouchers for the confectionary aisle or kfc.



































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You won't believe me, but I just screwed the laptop together and the speakers that were fucked now work. the case is totally fucked but nothing a soldering iron can't fix. mixed result




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A feed problem has arisen neets - my chickpeas took up more feedpacks than I thought they would, and I don't have enough containers left for tomorrow's roast pork with beans. Gonna have to think this one through. Don't want to delay the roast for too long.



























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When Nuro sees a lane is closed and a merge will be required, he speeds up to the end of the closing lane to try and gain ground before the merge. He laughs in the face of all social order and civic virtue. A spiritual nigger.









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jeets sell cow piss mixed with cow shit as medicine
https://www.amazon.in/product-reviews/B07PBJCK8T/ref=cm_cr_othr_mb_show_all_top?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews
incredible reviews there


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Chinese youtube is just a wall of moving textThe memes are bad and the advertisements are like 50's Greek advertisements. if you search in English you just get expat teachers speaking very, very slowly.



















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RISE AND SHINE WAGIES, YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK AND SLAVE AWAY IN MISERY FOR MR SHEKELSTEIN. IF YOU'RE LUCKY WW3 WILL END YOUR SUFFERING

























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This stroll down on memory lane to the Miskatonic University reminded me of the Old Gods. Do the fellas know, that Yog-Shothoth, Chthulhu, Hast

















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> Their prices are set to rise by 25 cents per pie,
 Vili's prices going up.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-02/electricity-prices-food-manufacturing-rising-costs/104413466





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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13910737/Ashleigh-wanted-downtime-beach-disturbing-act-exposed-Australias-shame.html
> Coolum Beach
> masturbating
















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Why would they care about killing civilians, they just keep bombing them like this once in a while and entire pisrael will implode due to corporations not being able to carry out proper business. And most kikes with IQ above 90 will just move on, lel.

















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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/shoppers-divided-as-kmart-trials-aitechnology-in-changing-rooms/news-story/426679bd2b753d454f4074f62f5ee7fa
You just know Kmart IT Pajeets are abusing these cameras.

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Need to put petty in the car today. Prices will go up shortly because of the public holiday and also kike shenanigans in the Middle East.

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Ikea was boring. Maybe it's heaven if you're a middle age housewife who thinks that all happiness can be found in having the most aesthetic looking curtuins. Got a 16 piece pack of cutlery for $9, to replace the stuff I got when I moved out of home a decade ago.












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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AAT1LVece0A
Here you go, Monk. A chance to cut some code, get YouTube famous, and perhaps even get in Laurie's pants.






















































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