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I had a nap before. Now I've got a terrible stomach ache. Woe.

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 >>/904656/
That sucks. Eat too much?

This thread is the best thread

Horny

What should I get from woolies?

Gonna turn my life around tomorrow. THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.

 >>/904683/
Trifle please. And whenever you see no-doz on special, let me know.

All the council houses are themed, every one is decorated differently

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 >>/904683/
Get some clearance items to match your permabanned identity.

Noodles done. Pie in the oven. I deserve nothing.

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 >>/904684/
Two more weeks.

Woke up after a few hours of sleep
Drinking cans of VB in bed now

 >>/904711/
How many so far?

 >>/904713/
On the 5th

 >>/904714/
Based

harrumph

 >>/904716/
Big?

 >>/904717/
middling

morning bros

smelly peanus

Might kick one of you in the balls at random later today.

 >>/904721/
please let it be me

 >>/904719/
morning

 >>/904722/
The selfish prick will probably kick himself in the nuts.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/drinking-alcohol-is-linked-to-six-types-of-cancer-experts-warn/news-story/022e14fc08c5832f08079096e893ee7a

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This weekend on womboflix...

On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.

On Sunday we will be streaming Francis Ford Coppola classic The Godfather (1972). It's a long movie and we may split it up over two nights.

 >>/904726/
> On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.
He made an offer we can't refuse.

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@Cruisey

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X-jdl9hcCeg

 >>/904725/
Cancer isn't real

 >>/904730/
Winning as usual, mate.

Imagine being a wagie. The horror.

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 >>/904730/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/904728/
Handsome fella.

 >>/904727/
kek

 >>/904733/
My pleasure

 >>/904714/
How many now?

having a choggy milk

 >>/904737/
I refuse to believe this neet until I see some pictures of the empty bottles

 >>/904739/
They were cans and I believe it

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 >>/904739/
Here ya go ya white dawg

It's time to shid. Out my bum.

 >>/904728/
 >>/904731/
Yes it is

Got no coffee pods.

 >>/904745/
Pods are shit, get coles organic

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-30/grocery-prices-comparison-australia-and-beyond/104395632

 >>/904747/
give us a summary dude
too many words

 >>/904748/
> tiktoker

test

Good morning NEET Gang.

 >>/904751/
Morning

 >>/904748/
Compared to other develloped countries, our groceries aren't that expensive.

 >>/904751/
Morn. Got some things to do today.

 >>/904711/
On my first 4X bitter.

 >>/904721/
I wouldn't feel a thing. Completely dead inside.

 >>/904738/
Might get a banana one today. They're not easy to find though.

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óoooooooooooohhhjhhhhhh

 >>/904730/
every morning*

might play some vidya

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 >>/904755/
> 4XL and bitter
My exact life situation.

 >>/904758/
You're in the danger zone.

 >>/904763/
kek

I just had the realisation that even if I wanted to work no one is going to hire a middle aged white man with zero skills or experience. The reality is that I'm at a huge disadvantage here when looking for work and I'm on the same level as a disabled person kinda. I should be on the DSP.

 >>/904766/
> I should be on the DSP.
Then take the necessary steps NEET. Get the mental illnesses properly diagnosed.

 >>/904766/
You've earned a rest mate, a life of ease and dignified repose. Go claim what's rightfully yours.

 >>/904769/
C for Cunt

Goon'd already. Got several actionable tasks to perform, document and file.

Going to p lay the goblin game instead.

Need to have a wank, but 4ch gif is infested by trannies a nigga fetishists these days

 >>/904771/
(you) are gonna need to garn

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 >>/904760/
nitter.poast.org/hard__spicey

nitter.poast.org/hard_spicy

nitter.poast.org/hard__spicy

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 >>/904777/
nigga is you having a stroke?

 >>/904779/
alas, wouldn't be the first death or near death on ausneets

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 >>/904779/
Maybe he was going to sleep

feel tired bros

 >>/904771/
 >>/904772/
Do your tasks.

Remembering the happier days of my youth, where rather than sitting around all day playing hitman and watching youtube, I used to spend the time playing doom and reading geocities sites. Where did it all go so wrong?

Ate chicken and a block of chocolate while eatching babish drink wine.

Smiling at the screen feels good.

 >>/904785/
What kind of chocolate? Gonna buy some swiss chocolate for my next big binge.

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 >>/904778/
Even if they look nice they still have farts and shids up they bumhole

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 >>/904790/
And in these progressive days, penises in their panties.

What are some good youtube channels on fitness/tactical/prepper shit? I need to motivate myself.

Made three (3) small rolls with chiggen and mayo and having a Farmers Union iced cobbee.
Late lunch for me, I got caught up in code.

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 >>/904793/
Move along, this is a Gretta board.

 >>/904794/
Pretty much KingCobraJFS and Nikocado Avocado should have you covered.

 >>/904788/
Old gold baileys.

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 >>/904795/
Tangled in the inter web.
Why are you having a fuic?

 >>/904800/
> Why are you having a fuic?
Was on special

Got some collecting and spending to do. l8rs

 >>/904803/
I can't hear shit

Does anyone else put in a layer or two of toilet paper before they shit to reduce splashback?

 >>/904805/
post your elbow

chatgpt keeps telling me porkies about games that don't exist, but sound plausible

 >>/904804/
Well bantered.

 >>/904805/
no

 >>/904805/
Yours drop?

Had to deal with some nasty people today, Pete would probably have clocked them

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 >>/904811/
of the brown variety?

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 >>/904814/
watching youtube videos on ufos, wishing it was still the 90s and I was a kid watching xfiles

poo deng

 >>/904816/
u dam poo deng!

> need to consume some fruit and vegies, have low energy from not having eaten any in ages
> don't have enough energy to get up and make a smoothie
what do neets?

 >>/904818/
get some kfc

 >>/904819/
This is the correct answer.

What's the cheapest way to buy avocados? They all seem so expensive these days.

Kris Kristofferson died Cruisey

 >>/904804/
Heh

 >>/904806/
Tender and feminine.

I can hear the ice cream van on my street. Just one look won't hurt.

 >>/904822/
RIP, he was a legend

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TV8KmNoLd2g

 >>/904818/
why does it have to be in a smoothie?

big sip

 >>/904827/
because I'm fucking lazy - too lazy to get a job; too lazy to use my shift key, and too fucking lazy to chew vegetables

 >>/904829/
chewing the fruit is less effort than making a smoothie

i think some of you really do just want to wallow in self pity and not actually improve things, you want to complain and expect people to pat you on the back like women

4 day weekend woop woop

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 >>/904834/
I don't know what this means, but I'll be spending it with Sweetie and eating pepper pies.

 >>/904835/
but when is the doctor's appointment?

 >>/904832/
Nice.

1980 is as far from next tuesday as the world trade center is from the nearest mcdonalds

Ok, made a smoothie with frozen berries and salad, feeling much better now.

 >>/904836/
I have learned from this place that all I need is hydrogen peroxide, horse electrolytes, booze, and camomile tea.

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 >>/904839/
JUST

smovie

 >>/904841/
Glassfull please.

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Xx

 >>/904845/
see you when you get back

post a tiktok

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 >>/904848/
poorly bantered

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 >>/904787/
Looking well NEET.

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 >>/904851/
what's the problem with those posts?

 >>/904798/
Not a fan of chocolate with gooey centers

 >>/904854/
I like to nibble one edge off and then jam my tongue in the goo hole and pretend it's an anus

 >>/904805/
Yes, especially when I feel it's going to be a liquid shit.

 >>/904856/
Why do you care though? I take my pants off entirely to shit and then get in the shower if my cheeks are covered in poo or blood

 >>/904856/
it feels nice when it comes out like chocolate soft serve ice cream

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 >>/904857/
You are completely fucked up.

 >>/904859/
have you ever considered that he might be normal and you're the fucked up one? food for thought

 >>/904821/
Locanto

Want to spit on it and stretch it apart

 >>/904861/
If he'd planted a seed from one of his avocados previously, he'd have a never-ending supply of avocado now.

 >>/904862/
hot!

 >>/904860/
Like a goo filled chockie

 >>/904865/
Mamma always said analingus is like a box of goo filled chocolates

Cruisey: I'm only free Tuesday and Thursday night this week if you want to take me somewhere nice.

watching a video about communist ww2 memorials

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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

 >>/903838/
You done did well.

That was 3 days ago but feels like it happened only yesterday.

 >>/904869/
Bad neet.

carnivore diet starts tomorrow

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 >>/904869/
kek

 >>/904875/
i used to jack off to her

not shitting as much as i think i should, might get laxatives tomorrow

chickpea status: soaking, gonna do some cooking tomorrow

 >>/904878/
big soak

 >>/904874/
what's the current diet?

 >>/904879/
Monk's rap name

 >>/904880/
wahtever goes down my gullet

any of youse try nulax?

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 >>/904877/
Be aware of the fact that if you take laxatives too often you can actually develop what they call 'lazy bowel', which means you poo even less.

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 >>/904884/

do prunes work or is that a boomer meme?

downloaded episode 2 of da penguine and s02e03 of tula kang

 >>/904884/
A fitting condition for lazy neets.

 >>/904886/
Motherbat swears by them.

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 >>/904869/
kek

Imagine being too lazy to poo.

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 >>/904884/
Just use a coat hanger.

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 >>/904895/
mum did the same with me

Might buy gregos new microwave gadget

did he invent something?

Might get quarder chiggen and chibbies for dindins in a bit

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We eating good tonight boys!

 >>/904898/
nevermind found the thing

> gookslop

 >>/904887/
> episode 2 of da penguine
I will give it a go. Early imdb rating looks promising.

 >>/904891/
You look good NEET.

 >>/904900/
Well hauled.

 >>/904897/
Watched it.
Going by the timings he used, I don't really see the advantage vs a $20 toastie machine. In fact you can do 2 sammiches at once with a toastie machine.

 >>/904896/
She knows well.

 >>/904897/
Your jaffle will have more microplastics in it than cheese.

 >>/904899/
Get a family pack.

 >>/904904/
❤️

 >>/904908/
There's nothing wrong with a few microplastics, they made me the NEET I am today.

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turmeric, black pepper, cloves, coriander, cumin
smoking tobacco and cannabis
we holding up

 >>/904803/
That looks like something that just adds more bass.

 >>/904913/
I wouldn't complain.

 >>/904913/
Can't have too much bass.

 >>/904912/
There is a whole family living inside you.

 >>/904841/
You forgot Monster and No-Doze

 >>/904917/
me second from right.

 >>/904868/
I started watching it.

itchy taint

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 >>/904908/
> jaffle

 >>/904921/
You need some Vagisil cream.

 >>/904905/
Still need to get more. The spend never ends!

 >>/904923/
that's what they're called

 >>/904926/
> toasted sandwich maker

 >>/904927/
also known as a jaffle, if you're australian

 >>/904929/
Hitler you fucking cuck

What a munted weekend. On the wagon now.

 >>/904928/
Jaffles have sealed edges you big feckin eejut.

 >>/904931/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/904932/
I prefer jaffas for lunch, followed by a big packet of freckles for afternoon tea.

Fried up a purple onion in lard with garlic and chili flakes and then some beef mince. Added tomato paste. Used a turkish roll and some cheese to make two little pizzas that I finished off in the air-fryer.

6 o'clock and I still haven't done any of the coding I promised I was going to do today.

Edging to a BWS catalogue.

 >>/904937/
Big White Slampig?

 >>/904938/
New Fam looks cheap.

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 >>/904938/
> 6 bathrooms

 >>/904934/
Takes longer than the jaffle iron over the fire here uh GregO… just don’t blow onnit- pretty fancois nuker there changing the powerful - Our mates at on the menu need this techno … cheeers Gibb

 >>/904942/
I think this neet needs to slow down on the standards.

 >>/904935/
Sounds alright

 >>/904943/
REAL?!

 >>/904935/
Imagined, looks good.

 >>/904945/
Yeah. The selection of bread wasn't ideal but I was just throwing odds and ends together so I can't complain.

 >>/904943/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/904946/
Yes.

 >>/904946/
And he did not even pronounce it as oonah.

 >>/904951/
Post the GCC one

 >>/904951/
Insurance assessors crave the hail damage assessment.

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 >>/904943/
https://action.amnesty.org.au/act-now/1871-get-your-free-indigenous-justice-sticker

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 >>/904948/
What sort of cheese?

 >>/904957/
he better not have used coon.

 >>/904951/
Might put some brie cheese on that whopper.

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 >>/904955/
Nice.

His Corvette needs one.

WEBER YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

 >>/904962/
Wanna cuddle him

 >>/904963/
And give that shiny pink nose a rub.

Wanna give those yellow high heels a shiny rub.

SILVER CITY NIGHTS

Webby's not the neet who was part boong was he?

Can't get rid of these fucking hiccups.

 >>/904968/
Part Irish I think.

 >>/904969/
BOO

 >>/904970/
Close enough.

Might teach myself ninjitsu by watching youtube videos.

 >>/904973/
Pic taken day after the leg incident.

 >>/904974/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=stIU2F1k9QM

My back hurts. Woe.

 >>/904974/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_V9KK5dl0

Got a haircut. Not sure if I'm happy with it.

 >>/904979/
It looks flash NEET.

 >>/904977/
You need someone to give it a proper massage.

 >>/904979/
You look fine.

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 >>/904979/
Remember, when it comes to hair, less is more.