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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/vile-woman-confronts-alleged-racist-in-busy-sydney-shopping-centre/news-story/98f4625da83a149f4fd6425d47983e21
I hope the next racist caves her face in.























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Just got the latest water rates, the first one since I fixed the leaking toilet and tap. It went down from 43 kilolitres to 22 kilolitres for the three months. Thats from 467 litres a day to 232L a day.And my bill went down to $92.00, guess a leaking tap uses more water than I thought.











































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The seals, often used in ritualistic settings, act as focal points for concentration and meditation, facilitating the practitioner’s connection with higher realms of existence. Similarly, emojis, embedded within the fabric of digital communication, serve as shorthand expressions, enriching textual discourse and imbuing messages with layers of meaning.













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I don't feel particularly positive about daylight savings this year. Usually its a big boost to my mood but has done nothing this time. If anything I wish it wasn't DST so its dark earlier and I can hide from the shame of public view






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I can feel my colon expanding. I dont think its a poo. Just a fart. Might be a ridge of a nugget scraping on fhe walls. Across the prostate. Ooh. Makes me want to sit forwards and not want to piss. Pressure subsiding. I think its a poo. Just made it to the chamber but theres no pressure now. I dont have the willpower to hurl a dainty loose nugget. It feels small now. Might be moving back.























































































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When I was about 13 I took a shit in the shower with the intention of stomping it down the drain. I put my foot on it and felt it sliding between my toes which was a disgusting feeling. I ended up picking it up with toilet paper and tossing it in the toilet.





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It was most definitely real. There has been nothing in local news or the SAPOL feed. There also hasn't been a death notice in the paper for the woman.
I don't know whether the fact they took a child away from the house is the reason for the silence on reporting it, or whether they're still trying to work out her cause of death (murder vs OD etc), or if drugs were involved whether they're chasing other people down for that.

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As I said, that was another shitposter.











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Yeah it was amazing considering the number of old cunts who can't get an ambulance when they need one. Old mate went off in handcuffs in one with a police escort. Sheila's body went into another on a stretcher with a sheet over her. The others sat around until about 11pm doing nothing lol.



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That sounds pretty suspicious. If it was just an OD or something it must've at least looked suspicious. A bloke near me died after drinking too much and choking on his vomit. The cops were only there for about two hours and that was it.


























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lived in my apartment for less than a week and im already being accused by my landlord of hiding damages and not cleaning well after moving out. Now im getting charged for that aswell. Uh my life is cringe.






















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Morndings. Only had 15 standoes last night and now feeling back to normal after that 32+ stando bender during the start of the week. 
Garn for a nice sunny morning walk, then groceries, then cardio at the gym. 
Having my morning instant with some strawberries and reading the news. Feels good to wake up at a decent hour











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I think someone knocked on my door. I heard the noise and they said in a loud voice "knock knock". But when I opened it there was no-one there and no sign of any person walking away. I did not wait that long.






























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This Saturday on womboflix, join SEAL team NEET as we go on the hunt for Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty (2012). From the director of Hurt Locker

Then on Sunday we're gonna be watching The Godfather Part II (1974), with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.














































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Was on the way to the rub shop when I needed a poo so went to the pub. After pooing I put $20 in the chinaman, just after this rough looking smackhead got off it. 1c, 2c bet, all lines, $2. 4 spins in, major Jackpot with a feature. Lucky, lucky bags. It made less noise than I expected, which was good because the smackhead was on a nearby machine. I kept playing acting like nothing happened, and accidently went from $620 to $590 doing $2.50 bets. Then put $20 in the machine next to it. I went up to the til, and saw the smackhead looking at me. He was gone when I turned around but might have heard her say I can cash that from the machine. Cashed out, left. Saw the smackhead sitting outside, dont think he saw me. Had 1.5hr rub. She grabbed my dick a couple of times abruptly, put the hot stone on it as a joke. I think I've worked out she doesn't like being touched. Got home, choof and a stando, then lay on the floor in silence for an hour, with intermittent half wanks. It's a Cruisey ol' day NEETies. Watch out for the day time cresent moon







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fucking disaster at coles neets - some PILLHEAD had gotten there first, and there were only 2 boxes of no-doz left. It's not enough. Will have to go to another coles after dinner and try to acquire there.














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I like that it hasn't happened. Wholesome, and clean. I know she's clever enough to not do too much or I would go elsewhere. The well's dried up, move on. They dont do it, she just teases.
We laughed at the guy in the next booth who was snoring mid rub. 
When he walked in, I heard them say his name so he's a regular. When he got in the booth, I let out a heh when he said "I 'forgot' to put undies on under my trackies". He sounded a bit like chief wiggum from the simpsons.






































































































































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Thinking of making roast beef and gravy rolls for lunch and dindins, but can't really be fucked cooking a whole roast. Do the supermarkets still have hot cooked roasts other than chicken? They used to.



















































































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It is the way. It wad all a joke against tiffy but its good stuff.
Federally owned services, ammenities and resourses, all in beurocratic jobs managing compliances for the trade of resourse which the state owns and the people are the collective owners of said resource. 
My communism has never been tried.


















































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I went out east to the famously muslim suburbs. Just niggers everywhere. Went to the local shopping centre complex and apart from a few pensioners I was the only normal Australian. Lots of jeets, most women in hijabs, the shops were mostly migration consultants / visa shops, afghani clothing alterations, etc. Held eye contacts with one of the more asian looking Afghan kinda girls and she smiled at me. 
Should have gone there wearing my nigger stompers instead of thongs. I hate immigrants.










































































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Stuck in traffic after multiple pile ups of n the motorway . Just got a lamb chip bab and a bottle of rum from Dans.  Already dipping into both while rolling along. I am only human Goddamit.











































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> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-27/australia-talks-tara-schultz-drugs-abuse-welfare-quarantine/11639602
> 'I am the lazy addict who survives on the dole. '
And you guys tell me their are no girl neets.








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Now you have the justification to use amphetamines, for you in your lazy 9-5 where you stop every half an hour for a standard and a cig is surely the same as an overworked physicist developing the atom-bomb during a world war.













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BREAKING: I am using the Microsoft Sculpt keyboard again. The inclusion of a keypad on the logitech ergo was negatively affecting my right shoulder. 
Old faithful feels right at home, I'll have to order a new one though because the felt palm rest is full of cum and sauces































































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Do real world occultists believe they can use magic to create extraordinary effects like lightning bolts and people flying or is all they do is magic that creates effects indistinguishable from luck and coincidence?


































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Did you see the article on news.com.au this morning about the vile misogynistic trolls attacking her?
When male captains have lost ships the media has no problem shit talking them, but when a dyke destroys 1/12 of NZ's entire naval fleet they write articles about how great she is and how evil everybody else is for questioning her capabilities.





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Yeah the guy walked into the police station to confirm it was him in the video.
The media will ensure the police/DPP charge him with something though, you watch.
At some point courts are going to have to try and reconcile "you can't hit a woman" with "men and women are equal" and lefties aren't going to like it.























































































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