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Saw a pretty 6 foot plus blonde girl at coles. She was wearing a short skirt and I couldn't believe how long her legs were. Thought about risking a creep shot for davo the rest of you, but when does anyone else ever get a creepshot for me?
























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At the cafe at the beach today was this woman with great tits and from an angle you could see her tit. It was like looking at the face of God. She looked unhappy and the poor schmuck was oblivious to it. She was wearing sunglasses and looking around for new dick. Sucks to be him, feel sorry for the poor bastard, seems like a total bitch. Looked like she had some Islander in her but hot as.













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Gay men suffer from an extremely high rate of intestinal parasites. We will have to practice all the neets at the compound if we are to practice free love.

































































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Simple, finns are all autistic and only date other autists. Also women love criminals, proves how dominant and alpha the guy is. A rapist-murderer autist is probably drowning in finnish pussy.









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> Governor-General and Commander-in-Chief of the Australian Defence Force, Sam Mostyn, appointed the King to the Honorary Ranks of Admiral of the Fleet of the Royal Australian Navy, Field Marshal of the Australian Army, and Marshal of the Royal Australian Air Force. 
he's already the king ffs




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Cool gimmick. But imagine waiting for that shit to do things. Like animations and transitions on a website, cool when you see it first but from the second occasion the novelty disappears and the user just want to do things and not play catch with the spinning and floating elements. That fucking table too. You walk to your seat and then wait until the table fetches the remote instead just pick it up yourself right at the start and do whatever you want.





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And imagine.
You store your beer in the fridge, right? You get it from the fridge, and you drink. Then you put it onto the table and then you want to drink again, but a guest of yours called the table away and now you either have to walk to your beer or wait until the table brings it back.
Insane.




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Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!





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> The director said he was also inspired by films such as Point Blank (1967), Two-Lane Blacktop (1971), The Driver (1978), and Thief (1981).




































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Butchered chicken, hacked carcass into chunks like nyuen usually did. Pressure cooking carcass with charred onions.
One breast will go into that, leaving one breast for fried rice

The two marylands I might do something more interesting than curry with, maybe tangine, open to ideas




























































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 >>/912161/
There are two camps in the driving world: those who swear by them and those who call the other camp a bunch of faggots.
Hence I've never been game to actually take them on a drive and see the difference.









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It said they are very clean animals and don't need worming. It pointed me to a jordan peterson video where he compares and constrasts dogs and possums, praising possujms for their nobility and hygiene compared with the disgusting things that dogs do.

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The pho today is especially good. 
Barbecuing the onions, tons of spice, breaking up the chicken bones gave a noticeably richer stock. 
Pre soaking the noodles was worth, and a more moderate use of rock sugar and fish sauce paid off.




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shit, just found out that many bridges the romans built are still around and intact, and carry modern cars and trucks even though they were only designed for foot traffic and horse pulled wagons.


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This is such kino bros. The audiobook is noice, I love slowing and pitching down the audio slightly. The west has fallen.
> Also /pol/ now needs email verification or waiting 10 minutes to post
JUST







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My inflatable donut pillow has sprung a leak. Almost instant deflation when I sit on it after blowing it up now.
I can barely sit normally at all without it. 
I will have to go to chemist warehouse tomorrow for a replacement. I kept the receipt. It will be a bit embarrassing but I need the donut. My arse is no longer fit for purpose.













































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I do not have the heart to clear out the nesting pidges on top of the air conditioner on the outside wall.
I can't ruin their nest and kill their unhatched babies.
I can hear all the pidge noises through the wall. It is annoying.








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Good morning my nig nogs 
Drank like 35 standoes and put some colourful powders up my nose last night. I think I’m done with all of that now tbh. Just pure disdain for gooners. Same old guys having the same old conversations and drinking the same old beers. Just a putrid wasting pestilence. A death cult basically. 
On the wagon, lurching forward with violent momentum
































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 >>/912242/
It's a long road but when I quit dexies it was overnight. I just looked at myself in the mirror and said "this is fucking gay I'm better than this." Sure enough I was and I dumped the whole bottle down the toilet but we all medicate for a reason. I still do other drugs at times, had a big weed binge this year but it's over.
> Just pure disdain for gooners. Same old guys having the same old conversations and drinking the same old beers
Same. "muh sportsbet, muh pop-culture factoid I just heard, muh cars, muh hoppy ipas, booba" fuck it's all so incredibly boring. If I want to do drugs I want to be around people that I find interesting sober.
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kek, cheeky



























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I have reached from behind and under and pulled my penis and literally stretched it to being wedged between the middle of my butt crack; I could push the head into the hole. But it was really smelly there, and I have just bathed. And while stretched, the balls can remain tucked in. And I Can walk like this. IT IS THAT LONG. And to take a cocky opportunity: You, and a LOT of women around here and wherever, not counting the Cherokee woman, are really missing out.


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Here is ChatGPT Part 2 for you:
> I found myself in an awkward and humiliating position, like some supernatural force had taken over. My body felt stretched and contorted in ways that left me feeling exposed and vulnerable. There was a yucky smell even though I’d just had a shower, adding to my discomfort. The sensation was both strange and mortifying, making it hard to walk or move normally. This bizarre posture made me acutely aware of the humiliation, wondering about the reactions from others nearby—women and even a Cherokee woman—who might be missing out on witnessing something truly mortifying.






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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/brain-doctor-reveals-1-thing-you-need-to-avoid-if-youre-depressed/news-story/f575d0b513c8a681a2fcfeafd68e9bf9






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I can't even what?
Or are you saying it can't be frozen? You can certainly freeze the water component. It's one of the ways people distill spirits if they don't want to go the smelly boiling method.





























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The Grey (2011) will be on womboflix tonight, starring Liam Neeson - a survival film about a pack of wolves who pick the wrong man to hunt and find out he has a very particular set of skills. Or something. I haven't seen it.

1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix







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I can still smell it. It is faintly pleasant. I have walked around the house and it is only in my room. I think the dust in my fan is cooking. Who would've thought that toasted NEET skin cells would smell so nice?














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 >>/912366/
Yeah I'm trying to learn guitar again and remembering how to play Beamer Boy by lil peep (Negative XP cover) and also a big fan of Lenoid Kharitonov's Song of the Volga Boatmen. My friends say I can sing but I want to practice for a while before I release anything because it'll be dogshit.



























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Thank you for the moofie neets.
I anticipate the grey 2, where a ferry crashes and the survivors must face off against the wolf king










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I'm not sure how I feel about the movie.
The wolves were indeed very dangerous competitors for men, and can be dangerous till today in certain circumstances. But for me they did not feel realistic in their behaviour. Partially because they were CGI animations. Still.
Rough ride. Everyone dies. Except that one guy who builds that raft and floats down the river.
Abrupt ending. Those who left did not see the post credits scene. Short scene, but still.



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the movie would have made more sense if they just left people behind one by one and the wolves only ate the dead people

Then all the dumb shit they did would have made more sense






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it would have been a more classic biblical story if they died one by one of stupidity, and just blamed the wolves when really they could have just sat there.
And then at the end the last guy could attack the wolf den for no reason.


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Ok, today was pretty much a write off, but now I've got all my pieces in place, know exactly what I have to do, going to fix everything that's been going wrong with my life tomorrow, this time for real.

























































































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The normies are like those goats which fall over, when something bad happens some fall over and the rest abandon them. 
Biologically this makes sense, but the bit I've never understood is why the normies who get left behind don't resent that






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I went to the express service place. No appointment, was in and out in half an hour.
Apparently my back brakes will need new pads next service as well as a new oil filter. They could have got me to do it today but didnt which I like.













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FFS, the energy jews keep demanding more money, sempai elon please notice me and install solar panels on my roof so I can jew them instead of getting jewed.




























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I did an awful poo before. I thought that I had dropped it all but there was half a turd still stuck to my arse so when I went to wipe it I just smeared shit all over my arse. I've since had a shower. I really got in there with my hands and some soap to give my arse a good clean.

















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Listening to the stellaris soundtrack, wondering why I didn't turn out as a startship captain the way I always thought I was going to.




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Has anyone tried those stuffed olives they sell at the supermarket? The ones with anchovies sound like they might be a good way to get some seafood. I have no experience with eating olives out of a jar though. Maybe you have to use them up quickly.

















































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Went for a walk, listened to some music. Quickly went from WOE to GO. Don't understand why I don't do this more often. I will tomorrow morning, after breakfast, then every few hours to boost my mood.

























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I struggle to wipe my arse properly, I always notice some poo is left behind while I'm laying in bed with my fingers between my arse cheeks




















































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CloudFlare helps with that. If you don't want your stuff go through CF then use .net or .gg. Although I think my stuff is routed somewhere through CF infrastructure anyway. At least that happened in the past.























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Alright lads?

Why are you screaming and shouting at our King then?

Do you want us to take back our schools, hospitals, sewage, electricity, etc.?

You can go back to living in your, errrrr, desert.

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caveat - I know that no sane Australian would dare to say that the British were evil colonisers, and I know that the schools/hospitals were all built by British Australians of whom you are descended












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> Apartment construction in Melbourne has collapsed to levels not seen since the global financial crisis of 2009. Charter Keck Cramer research found that just 2100 new apartment developments were launched in Melbourne in 2023-24 – an 80 per cent decline
> 2100 new apartments
> 400,000 new immigrants in 2023















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I was a retard the other day and didn't talk to a girl that sat directly next to me on the bus and was looking at me. I was about to say "so you come here often?" as an opener but it was my stop and I wanted to go home. I won't do that ever again.





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Cut some branches back and put them in the green waste bin, more to do but it is getting too hot out there, will do some more during the week when I spray the weeds.












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 >>/912774/
Sorry neet, the potatoes were so delicious I et them all. Might throw out the rest of the potatoes, a man of my fat level and diabetes risk shouldn't be eating simple carbs anyway.



























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Still dealing with conjunctivitis. Have also lost my voice and have this deep phlegmy cough that makes me feel like vomiting. Also have sore calf muscles and and forearm muscles for some reason
I suffer




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Shit, left the program I was working on in a non-functional state when I was last working on it last week, now I can't remember what I was doing.













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The 70 Nations of the World must commit to follow 7 Commandments for Bnei Noach , turn away from idol Worshiping . Only this way Nations can be saved , Baruch Ashem .



















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https://tekniikanmaailma.fi/tervetuloa-tulevaisuuteen-ulosteita-tekoalylla-analysoiva-wc-pontto-tuli-myyntiin/
> S health start-up Throne has launched a toilet seat with a camera taking pictures of a user's stools, reports Gizmodo.
> The idea behind the special product is that, according to artificial intelligence – or Throne, “artificial intestinal intestinal intelligence” – allows the seat to provide feedback on the user’s intestinal health and hydration.








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Spotted my reflection in that Coles aisle. A big fat distended gooner gut, my ill fitting t-shirt unable to sit comfortably against the seam of my shorts, the belly about to roll itself out at any moment.

















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 >>/912871/
That's the default. I would have assumed common sense would come into play. They did email me about the schnitzel substitution, but the lettuce was marked as available and packed. They do have at least 2 brands of iceberg lettuce, one pre-bagged and the other loose. Surely the correct substitution for no iceberg lettuce is a cos lettuce, not a fucken punnet of strawbs?






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Yes. When I was doing work for Drakes (years back) they wouldn't let teenagers do the online picking because, as a manager said, "they're fucking idiots who haven't run a household". They recognised that it was better to assign the work to more senior (and expensive) women then get the cheap floor staff to do it.

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Why hasn't Lidia Thorpe been charged with treason or expelled from parliament yet? They swear an oath to the Crown when they get in. I realise they can't execute her, but they could sure as hell fuck her off.

















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 >>/912894/
They come in a few different length/ring gauges from memory. You can smoke it over two sessions if it is too long. You just have to chop off an eighth of an inch or so from the burned end and store it air-tight.





















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 >>/912917/
keep up
every state and territory (or just about) has voluntary assisted dying laws on the books now
only a matter of time before certain doctors become known for signing off on everybody who makes an inquiry and organisations set up to facilitate and expedite the process





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Bin in, groceries done, empties cleaned off desk, vitamins taken, laundry in the dryer. 
Will soon have the will to clean my glasses. 
No alcohol tonight planned





































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