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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_3_(Final_Sequence)
> After touring the cells, they discover a mentally unstable inmate eating his own feces wanting to be sewn to the centipede.
> Bill shoots and kills the inmate as he does not want anyone to enjoy the punishment.



























































Popo were banging on old mate's place next door last night (well around 2am this morn), on a welfare check. They were about to kick his door down before he finally answered and said he was 'okay'.






















































































































































































Possum told me once that if I strike him down he would return more powerful than I could possibly imagine.
And I had a think and realised I could imagine him really quite powerful so I did not strike him down.
And then someone slashed my tires the next day.

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At a U2 concert Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

"Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard"

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Chamomile tea and glycine with GABA and shitloads of collagen powder and dissolved a few magnesium tablets in it. Just took nyquil too. Wish I had jordan peterson tabs but idk how that'd affect my dreams. I'm going to see some shit when I go to sleep tonight I just know it. 
The leg cramps are gone too which is based.




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 >>/914349/
These are such nonsense. They're trying to draw a false analogy. They don't want abolish private property as communists did, they want you to abolish your private property. State ownership and oligarchic ownership aren't the same. State ownership is a form of community ownership.











The pies came out much the same way as they went in. Slightly chunky with a nice rich gravy surrounding. Good smell profile that instantly wafted upwards. A nutritionally balanced smell that exited me with a confident goodbye such that I trust to eat it again in the future.















































Might put one on his bin.

https://action.amnesty.org.au/act-now/1871-get-your-free-indigenous-rights-sticker-disc?utm_source=discovery&utm_medium=pd-social&utm_campaign=jalt_leadgen&utm_content=website_merch&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwg-24BhB_EiwA1ZOx8ikQpyTIid-AeiKYze7ranNI5guoB4dGv4mSCo93QbCKD5m-FLovSBoCj4YQAvD_BwE




















































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Salt has a preservational effect on things, extends their life. The elites don't want you to know this. Mark Zuckerberg doesn't even take adenochrome, that's all just a planted story. He really just mainlines table salt.
































































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> https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/mcdonalds-e-coli-crisis-reveals-why-vegetable-contamination-is-harder-problem-2024-10-25/
> McDonald's E. coli crisis reveals why vegetable contamination is harder problem than beef
Don't eat vegetables, simple as. Being following that one strict rule for years.























































































 >>/914632/
I'd be wizzing in and out using both lanes. Racially abusing all the non-White carloads.
Probably safe to say I got away with those two ~130km/hr speeding offenses on September 1 too. Basically two months without notices.


















Motherbat once went on an interstate bus tour with her 2G phone and it didn't work anywhere as soon as she left Adelaide and after about 2 days of her not responding to texts I was ready to report her as missing.









Impressed by how helen and achilles and so many other bronze age greeks are blond. It's almost like some pre-historic blond master race had ridden in generations before and conquered all and created greek civilisation.











































Too much irl pressure bros, thinking about ditching everything and going to the blue mountains and living in a tent and living off the government. I don't know what to do. I'm nearly 30 and completely lost and mentally fucked.

There was nothing to eat and the shops were shut so I boiled some pasta and made a roux. I added some wholegrain mustard and frozen peas to it. It was surprisingly nice though not exactly nutritious. 9/10 as far as NEET emergency meals go.


















Possum and I built a fine log cabin in the Blue Mountains once and lived there happily for several years but then he took to hanging round an unsavoury yodelling group so I had to leave.














































































Slice up the mushrooms, throw them in a pan, add a bit of water. First gonna steam them through with that water instead of fat because they can take up lotsa fats, and that's unnecessary.
Chop onion fine, fry them in lard until glassy. Salt em. When they are ready add ground red paprika, turn the heat down and stir quick, because it can burn. Add the mushroom, mix it well. Add water, let it boil, then simmer. Add more spices to your liking, salt, pepper, red paprika. You can add actual paprika and tomaters. Cook it until whatever, liek until the water gets reduced to a thick gravy. Fresh mushrooms don't need a lot of cooking.
I fry chippies with em.

Having a couple of fingers of whisky before bed.
Opened a Balcones ''Montilla'. Apparently it is a 'Certified Texas Whisky'. 53% ABV.
> Amontillado Dulce, Oloroso, Moscatel Dorado. Three rare Spanish sherry cask finishes combine with hand selected vintages of our signature Balcones single malts made from Simpsons Golden Promise Malted Barley to create this decadent world exclusive Texas single malt













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It is, but depends mushroom too. Some are bland.

 >>/914816/
Doesn't matter. Right now I had three small boletes about 2-3 fingers width in diameter. And a bunch of young macrolepiotas, their cap about 10 cm in diameter.

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We buy raw taters, never frozen.
I cut em up actual fries-shaped ones. It is more customary to cut disks from new potato, like from fresh crop.




























they fed me a shrimp. I thought they were just being nice and offered me some food. I bite into it and i can taste the seafood taste. low and behold, i look inside the food and there is a shrimp. They tricked me into eating sea bugs











QLD election is a bit surprising. I imagine most rightoid LNP boomercons don't realise that Miles has funded a lot of his splashy public spending through coal royalties. One Nation did terribly, it's ogre
















































































I might have to take back my recommendation for the Hyperion books.
I'm onto The Rise of Endymion and he has just spent about 6 chapters describing the culture and architecture of some Tibetan planet they are on and it's gotten very boring.




Want to get more into Tom Waits. I listened to Closing Time the other night.
Great songs, but his voice and the mastering is shit. Kind of think that makes it better.
I keep getting the song Martha stuck in my head.









Went to the Two Wells Bakery and got a sausage roll and a cherry slice.
On the way there was a woman running into traffic trying to get help as smoke billowed out of the cabin of her car.
I chortled a bit and sped up.
On the way back the CFS were putting her car out.
I guffawed and sped up.
Got 3 litres of Pebsi to have with whisky later.







Just watching a few more reports of the Israeli strike on Iran. As far as I can tell they're using flak against incoming missiles. And as far as I can remember I have not seen a modern air defence broadcast on telly that isnt a regular SAM system. I'm no analyst but I reckon it might actually be effective, maybe you don't need the latest S-300 unless facing hypersonic missiles. 🤓

















8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.


































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Reading The Unique and Its Property and I want to sit down and start going through my old compsci books (as a hobby) but my fucking chair is just a dining room chair and its incredibly uncomfortable. I ordered a new chair and it's coming tomorrow. I also got rid of my bed and just sleep on a mattress on the floor because I needed room for my squat rack.



























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All this tibetan stuff is a deeply coded reference to the aryan race who originated on tibetan plateau before conquering the world in the bronze age. You're reading esoteric far right white supremacist literature, but deeply encoded with symbols that need to be deciphered.



























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