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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_3_(Final_Sequence)
> After touring the cells, they discover a mentally unstable inmate eating his own feces wanting to be sewn to the centipede.
> Bill shoots and kills the inmate as he does not want anyone to enjoy the punishment.

















































































































































































































































Possum told me once that if I strike him down he would return more powerful than I could possibly imagine.
And I had a think and realised I could imagine him really quite powerful so I did not strike him down.
And then someone slashed my tires the next day.

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At a U2 concert Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

"Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard"
















The pies came out much the same way as they went in. Slightly chunky with a nice rich gravy surrounding. Good smell profile that instantly wafted upwards. A nutritionally balanced smell that exited me with a confident goodbye such that I trust to eat it again in the future.















































Might put one on his bin.

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> https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/mcdonalds-e-coli-crisis-reveals-why-vegetable-contamination-is-harder-problem-2024-10-25/
> McDonald's E. coli crisis reveals why vegetable contamination is harder problem than beef
Don't eat vegetables, simple as. Being following that one strict rule for years.






























































































































































































































































Slice up the mushrooms, throw them in a pan, add a bit of water. First gonna steam them through with that water instead of fat because they can take up lotsa fats, and that's unnecessary.
Chop onion fine, fry them in lard until glassy. Salt em. When they are ready add ground red paprika, turn the heat down and stir quick, because it can burn. Add the mushroom, mix it well. Add water, let it boil, then simmer. Add more spices to your liking, salt, pepper, red paprika. You can add actual paprika and tomaters. Cook it until whatever, liek until the water gets reduced to a thick gravy. Fresh mushrooms don't need a lot of cooking.
I fry chippies with em.

Having a couple of fingers of whisky before bed.
Opened a Balcones ''Montilla'. Apparently it is a 'Certified Texas Whisky'. 53% ABV.
> Amontillado Dulce, Oloroso, Moscatel Dorado. Three rare Spanish sherry cask finishes combine with hand selected vintages of our signature Balcones single malts made from Simpsons Golden Promise Malted Barley to create this decadent world exclusive Texas single malt













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It is, but depends mushroom too. Some are bland.

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Doesn't matter. Right now I had three small boletes about 2-3 fingers width in diameter. And a bunch of young macrolepiotas, their cap about 10 cm in diameter.

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We buy raw taters, never frozen.
I cut em up actual fries-shaped ones. It is more customary to cut disks from new potato, like from fresh crop.




































































































































Went to the Two Wells Bakery and got a sausage roll and a cherry slice.
On the way there was a woman running into traffic trying to get help as smoke billowed out of the cabin of her car.
I chortled a bit and sped up.
On the way back the CFS were putting her car out.
I guffawed and sped up.
Got 3 litres of Pebsi to have with whisky later.







Just watching a few more reports of the Israeli strike on Iran. As far as I can tell they're using flak against incoming missiles. And as far as I can remember I have not seen a modern air defence broadcast on telly that isnt a regular SAM system. I'm no analyst but I reckon it might actually be effective, maybe you don't need the latest S-300 unless facing hypersonic missiles. 🤓

















8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.


































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Reading The Unique and Its Property and I want to sit down and start going through my old compsci books (as a hobby) but my fucking chair is just a dining room chair and its incredibly uncomfortable. I ordered a new chair and it's coming tomorrow. I also got rid of my bed and just sleep on a mattress on the floor because I needed room for my squat rack.























































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