/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

HECTOR!!!!

Spring has sprung
The grass has ris

QUEENSLAND WORST LAND

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 >>/915071/
How?

Terrible. Just terrible.

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 >>/915072/
I typed in words and he randomly headbutted his keyboard.

 >>/915075/
uwu

 >>/914939/
You're abusing him.

 >>/914950/
> I chortled a bit and sped up
You had the chance to be a hero.

good night (?)

 >>/915078/
He is to me.

 >>/915078/
But not an hero.

 >>/915079/
Too soon.

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 >>/915078/
I carry neither water or an extinguisher in the daily.

plus based on the smoke shit was already out of control

 >>/915084/
You could have pee'd on the fire.

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 >>/915085/
You could have provided comfort and support to that poor hysterical woman.

The real question is, how is the whisky?

 >>/915087/
She's lucky she didn't explode like a hefty bag full of soup on that highway.

 >>/915088/
It's good. Just started pebsi litres 1.5-3.0.

 >>/915090/
Delightful, thank you.

Reminiscing about the Amstrad CPC 464s in primary school.

My apple has that been stored for a year taste.

 >>/915093/
> taste
Good, bad?

 >>/915094/
Not too bad, slight chemical flavour and a bit soft

When are we visiting Big Fella next year? I need to block it out in my diary.

 >>/915092/
What games where on them?

 >>/915093/
Many such cases. Hard to get a good one now.

 >>/915096/
He would not want to see us. I do not blame him.

 >>/915099/
> The crowd of NEETs stand in the Hungarian street yelling and waving their arms about
> Slowly, almost imperceptibly the upstairs curtain is pulled closed

 >>/915097/
When we weren't made to do bullshit like word processing, we played some port of the text-only adventure game Adventure, a semi-graphical adventure game called Jara-Tava (which had multiple routes/endings), and some weird top-down Ghostbusters adaption.
Oh also Granny's Garden.

 >>/915099/
Ovaltine will make him see us.

 >>/915099/
I get the sense he is living off grid, scavanging for mushrooms in the forest to avoid buying food. He probably has a dark past he is hiding from.

 >>/915101/
I think I remember grannys garden 
Did you have to water the plants and chase rabbits away?

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 >>/915104/
I only remember not guessing the correct apple tree and telling it to steal her fucken teeth.

The problem with 1980s computer classes was it took 20 minutes to load the program on 30 fucking computers and then another 15 minutes to get every drooling retard kid back to the same screen, leaving maybe 15-25 minutes of game play.

Also I remember with that version of Adventure, if you got smart and didn't pick up the piece of paper and read the word 'plugh' and just used it to enter the house, that it would fuck your shit up six ways from Sunday later.

 >>/915106/
We tried putting a music cassette into my mates commodore 64 and were very disappointed that nothing happened.

 >>/915103/
Nah. He's alright. Grandpa Big Fella probably murdered a few jews back in the day, but whose Grandpappy didn't back then?

 >>/915100/
lol

 >>/915108/
They actually used to broadcast games/programs over the radio that you could record onto a blank cassette and play in your C64. Back before jews and gays ruined the world.

 >>/915109/
True.

 >>/915100/
You joke, but I'd happily meet Big Fella, Ovaltine, and any NEETs (except the Queensland ones) at a Budapest pub on date A/B/C at time X:Y:Z, six months out or longer from now. I wouldn't impose myself beyond that on anybody.

 >>/915113/
We can tell the queensland NEETs to go to the wrong airport terminal.

GregO is into a Steak and Pepper Pie

why the fuck would he weigh a bakery pie? and then rip the top off, destroying its integrity? absolute fool of a man

he's a fucken retard

> Cruisey, Possum, and Weber up in First Class, sipping champagne and pretending they don't know the other NEETs.

 >>/915113/
I'd rock up at your house and drink milk out of the container.

 >>/915118/
I bet Cruisey invoices it as a work trip.

 >>/915119/
You mean my cum jug? There is no "milk" in the fridge.

The backyard naturalist has a new video.

 >>/915120/
And invoice the rest of us as mong clients.

 >>/915118/
> Weber causing a scene when his 7xl silk Qatar Airways pyjamas don't fit

Note to self, always have black coffee when visiting NEETs.

I'd make you refill NEETs cum jug after drinking it all.

 >>/915122/
> backyard naturalist 
very close to backyard nationalist if you ask me and my jewish friends

 >>/915124/
you know he swells up on long haul flights

Papa Possum, why does Uncie Weber start talking about jews when he drinks pebsi?

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 >>/915124/
The stewardesses would be erotically hypnotised by the sight of his 3xl scorpion jacket draped over his shoulder, moaning to each other about how he looks exactly like ryan gosling from Drive

 >>/915116/
He is a spastic about pies. I thought I was bad.

Severely woed

 >>/915127/
He makes subtle based comments.
I think one video was about kicking those foreigner european magpies out.

 >>/915131/
I mean how can you rate the integrity of a pie when you've ripped it apart?
How can you rate the taste of a pie when you're picking at the innards with a fork?
He is an absolute spastic, you're right.

> onion juice leakage flavour

 >>/915100/
kek

 >>/915132/
Same here, and I never seem to sleep well anymore.

 >>/915126/
Hot!

 >>/915130/
just noticed pepe's pants have a wet patch on them in that picture

 >>/915134/
There is only one reason he has been in that part of the country, and it's not for the pies.

Have any neets here done a dopamine detox?

 >>/915139/
they nearly always do

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 >>/915123/
He could say its a fact finding mission to see how Australian mongs behave in a foreign environment.

 >>/2810/ is right, all you need is a push, a start, something to drive you towards something else than what your life is right now. I'd not recommend pseudo-suicide, but you need some kind of objective to start moving. Do you feel like shit? Change that, make that your objective. If being a parasite makes you feel bad, start helping in the house. Clean the rooms, do the dishes, make everything look neat, fix broken things, mow the lawn, wash the clothes. Start with something small, something that seems like a pain but that can still be done. Try to discipline yourself.

 >>/915130/
They would be getting on the champers and giggling to each other about how they're going to ambush him in his drunken state, subduing him in a bedded suite and riding him like cowgirls

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 >>/915135/
I have that problem sometimes.

 >>/915145/
> 2810
The catch up is on.

 >>/915141/
Is that where you just lie in bed for a week staring at the ceiling?

 >>/915150/
No, people normally suggest lifting or reading

 >>/915149/
It's gonna be a big one !

 >>/915137/
My short term memory is now totally fucked and I can't work out if I did something, imagined doing it or had a dream about doing it.  that's mostly sleep deprivation

 >>/915149/
Well bantered.

 >>/915153/
I get like that from too much choof sometimes.

 >>/915151/
Are you considering doing it?

 >>/915153/
Magnesium glycinate has helped more than anything else for my sleep. Makes me a bit groggy the next day though

 >>/915153/
The important thing is you have remembered that you have forgotten something, it only becomes serious when you have forgotten that you forgot something.

 >>/915156/
Yes, I was building lego just before but I couldnt find all the pieces for what I wanted to build

 >>/915158/
What if he forgets that he remembered?

Time to milk the mongs.

he's back to setting the smoke detector off

Project Binky updated after liek 2 years

Dad just told me my childhood best friend is in the remand centre waiting to be sentenced

 >>/915149/
I better get a few (You)'s

 >>/915158/
Thats when it all fixes itself

 >>/915164/
What did he do?

Nigger

Went and washed the car, withdrew some cash, bought booze and collected my order from Coles. Is it still damp in here?

 >>/915169/
> Is it still damp in here?
One of cruisey's mongs did a little...well, just be careful where you sit.

 >>/915167/
Threw his life away into drugs. Much like many of us but something more serious. I should have tried to reconnect with him when I was made aware he was on the downhill... I'm feeling Luke 15:4 pilled

 >>/915171/
You can't save them.

 >>/915171/
I believed you until the luke bit.

Before that I thought you were a mong though.

Im having chicken tenders for dinner

Fucking rudest cunts ever on this website... Pull ya heads in

Reckon I've done maybe 12 minutes of productive work today and 12 hours of...I don't know what keeps happening.

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 >>/915177/
Big wank.

 >>/915176/
get a load of this galah

 >>/915180/
I bet he can't even stone the flamin' crows

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Feel better after having some boiled vegies. I should eat them ever day, maybe in the morning, but it's really hard to force myself.

going to make cheese and salt toasties for dindins
might toast the bread first in the normal toaster

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tldr

Almost feeling human now, maybe my problem wasn't bad sleep but bad nutrition. Definitely need to try eating lots of salad and vegies and fruit by mid morning.

> tfw just got thrown in prison
Really up shit creek here

 >>/915183/
The cheese has enough salt already.

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I bought a pack of Maggi chicken noodles. We'll see if they're better than the beef or not.

 >>/915188/
add some salt and pepper

 >>/915182/
Good stuff mate.

going to order some shit online from a shop after 5pm and pay via paypal so the money doesn't come out until tomorrow night

 >>/915191/
Are you in difficult financial circumstances NEET?

 >>/915188/
They are not. Few things on earth beat maggi noodles + huge amounts of cheese. And don't put too much water in.

 >>/915186/
Tell the biggest boong you want to be his special friend.

 >>/915191/
Could you potentially exploit that situation and spend that money more than once?

 >>/915192/
difficult in so much as I can't access my savings account without a face-to-face, yes

 >>/915196/
no, they just tale your money later

Seeing Sweetie on Tuesday night

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Give her a pat from me please.

 >>/915200/
Will do.

NEET, you are charged with DRUGS
How do you plead?

 >>/915202/
Post her/him/it fully nude or never post her/him/it ever again.

 >>/915203/
BIGGLY DRUGS YOUR HONOUR

 >>/915189/
Would be healthier to just use that than the seasoning packets.

 >>/915193/
I had the last beef pack last night. Discarded the seasoning packet and instead added butter and chink chilli oil. Few bits of leftover steak too. Yummo.

 >>/915199/
I'm seeing her Monday night ;)

 >>/915205/
NOT GUILTY
I SENTENCE YOU TO DO DRUGS TILL YOU ARE SICK

How do I get one of those union jobs where I make 200k as a labourer

 >>/915209/
First you get a labouring job then you join a union and then you work hard till you make 200k.

fucken cheese everywhere except the sammich

 >>/915210/
Probably not worth the effort

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 >>/915203/
Guilty as charged.

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The extra salt damaged its consistency.

The NEETs are very in-salting today

13 hrs

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IT DID NOT.
FOOL.

 >>/915217/
You were meddling with things you don't understand.

 >>/915203/
I plead for MORE your honour. Please.

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The rest of Troy (2004) will be on in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/915218/
This is why you don't get invited on quests. Always shittalking everything.

It would be just like me to fuck up my entire life because I don't eat enough brocolli.

 >>/915221/
Oh fuck me, we got set the clocks back. I forgot about winter time is coming.

 >>/915224/
> I forgot about winter time is coming.
Obviously not a Stark of Winterfell...

 >>/915225/
To be fair people have been waiting for winter for over 13 years now.

 >>/915226/
Davo stole GRRM's thinking cap and now we will never know what happens.

 >>/915223/
Many such cases.

 >>/915227/
He should write the book

 >>/915221/
At what time? I hate your relativity in the announcements. 
I sucked up wibbers bandwidth but will watch again

 >>/915230/
Does he have a big bandwidth?

 >>/915231/
4u

 >>/915230/
There's a flash game where Rudolph gets raped and a sequel where he gets buff and does the raping; just thought you needed to know.

A new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine 😎

Hot damn that pie's good!

on my way to inspect moms groceries

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> moms

Are those woolies everyday rewards cards worth it?

 >>/915238/
No they just want your data to sell

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not really

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She bought cookies but i dont really like cookies. But its something.
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 >>/915239/
They most likely already have it

About 6 months ago woolies kept aggressively trying to give me one of those cards for a few weeks every time I shopped.

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> cookies

 >>/915243/
I might do it to them

 >>/915242/
They definitely use the data, as Motherbat and I share a card and when I shop online with them it says "did you forget" and shows me a bunch of shit she usually buys.
I get the points turned into Qantas points, and a quarter of a million or so later it's still only good for upgrading a domestic flight or some gay shit.

Thinking about his thick, meaty schlong 🤤

where can I buy fancy bread with sun dried tomato in it?

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Bakery

 >>/915227/
Your face when the telly show is canon now?

 >>/915248/
Gypsy Jokers clubhouse.

I thin the books ended by Daenerys having a diarrhea on the prairie. I hope she could find a bit of paper.

Long toenails

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Pol really does rot the brain.

 >>/915209/
Resister yourself as four different labourers on the same site. Bribe the foreman

I got a job on a construction site once but then I saw an exec getting sucked off by a security guard and it all got rather scary.

3 Items: 	$99.73
Discounts: 	-$153.16
Click & Collect 	FREE
Subtotal: 	$99.73
AUD total: 	$99.73

Includes GST of $9.07

Congratulations you saved $153.16!

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 >>/915255/
You have the fluoride stare

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And hot!

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🚀

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Need Cruisey to bring me some pudding.

 >>/915155/
You're fine.

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🌀

 >>/915255/
I cant use it anymore.

If I smoke brocolli will I feel better or worse?

 >>/915257/
Building sites are no place for a neet

 >>/915247/
Hot!

 >>/915266/
stick a pol up your bum

I mean it wasn't as bad as the time he tried to connect our conversation about buttplugs to jewish burial sites but it's close.

8 min

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⁉️⁉️⁉️

 >>/915271/
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Remember who you are

 >>/915271/
Based.

 >>/915140/
He should've hit the bong a few times before getting that pie. Probably would've enjoyed it more.

 >>/915274/
Some skank had her husbands ashes put in a buttplug and we were laughing about it and he tried to connect it to jew burials because ashes.

 >>/915271/
Would this be like the time he brought "free speech" back to Twitter (but won't reinstate Andrew Anglin, Weev, Thomas Sewell, etc)?

Try to be comfy neets

 >>/915279/
Who is "he"?

 >>/915281/
I bet it's comfy between your arse cheeks

 >>/915282/
Him.

 >>/915282/
The NEET with the pol rotted brain.

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 >>/915285/
Who?

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 >>/915287/
He/him

Crack rock cocaine

Come on fellas, movie is running!

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Get in here neets, it's time for the rest of the epic: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/915290/
Well you better go catch it!

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> Come on fellas
Brad Pitt does that in the movie.

Might steal some eggs

 >>/915292/
kek

 >>/915293/
Hot!

 >>/915267/
Smoke brisket instead.

 >>/915293/
If he was a dedicated method actor, he must have to prepare for the part of bisexual achilles.

 >>/915297/
Me on the beach having a splash and getting shot at.

 >>/915294/
"Next up, on A Current Affair"

 >>/915303/
> IKTF

 >>/915258/
How did you save that much?

 >>/915305/
The neet council can pull strings for favoured neets.

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> webp

 >>/915302/
Hell yeah dude.

 >>/915294/
Grab those emu size ones that neet lays.

Quiche

 >>/915313/
What has he got in there? Tendies?

 >>/915315/
Nunya

Was there ever a culture that treated women was more disdain than the ancient greeks?

disdain for plebs.

 >>/915314/
Lorraine?

Fuck, so STRESSED right now. Going to the bottleo. I can't calm down.

 >>/915316/
I haven't tried that brand before.

 >>/915319/
She doesn't post here anymore.

 >>/915320/
What type of medicine are you picking up?

 >>/915322/
:-(

 >>/915321/
Better than steggles.

Lorraine sent me a PM photo of her in a sarong and nothing else.

I vomited last time I had alcohol now even thinking about it makes me slightly nauseous

 >>/915327/
Your liver will be happy.

 >>/915327/
That is probably for the best.

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I've changed my mind and will stay here.

Finishing The Prince of Egypt (1998). Good film. Not mad about the songs.

Watching game of thrones. Good show so far

 >>/915332/
No spoilers please.

Please suggest a username for me to use on kiwifarms.

 >>/915334/
CBT-Appreciator.

 >>/915334/
cockmaster9000 is taken by me, don't even think of using it

http://pilerats.com/music/electronic/introducing-skye-love-like-that/

I have registered as "Black Boong".

 >>/915338/
You should call null a big fat poof he likes that.

 >>/915339/
Smart.

I'm having a cup of tea. This is much better than alcohol. I've calmed down thanks to the tea.

women are talking

There was a poster on kiwifarms years ago called Jesus who claimed to be an aboriginal.
I could never get him to admit how much boong blood he had though.

 >>/915341/
Well done NEET.

 >>/915343/
What a man lacks in boong blood from his parents, he can make up in boong semen collected down the public dunnies.

 >>/915345/
It's the way Wizzy would have wanted it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aayBZ8GFqNw[Embed]
This song goes very hard
Love from Australia 🇦🇺
I love women so much it's unreal

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It seems like just last year I was watching troy in the cinema, now I check the date and that was 20 years ago. What the hell happened?

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 >>/915344/
Don't encourage such degenerate behaviour please.

 >>/915346/
There's a little bit of Wizzy in all of us.

>  >>/915332/
woe

 >>/915349/
Tea is a gateway drug to drinking water.

FLAMIN' GALAHS
Me rape dungeon looks like a black's camp

 >>/915348/
It gets worse the older you get.
I can understand why the elderly are so confused these days.

Spoiler about the post credits scene: there isn't one

 >>/915354/
We should've stopped incrementing years after 2004, nothing good happened after then anyway.

 >>/915354/
My grandmother thinks it is the 70s and that I'm my dad. She has very interesting things to say about changing racial demographics and obesity.

 >>/915357/
> obesity
She better not be fat shaming.

She treats anyone that is overweight as though they are the fattest person on earth.

 >>/915359/
My parents are like that, in their defence they grew up in post war rationing times in England.

 >>/915359/
can't remember seeing anyone fatter

 >>/915359/
Shaming people is probably an effective way of getting them to stop being fat. We should do it more.

[TEN POUND POM DETECTED]
DEPORT!
DEPORT!
DEPORT!

 >>/915362/
Skellie propaganda.

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 >>/915361/
I've seen some absolute units out there in recent years.

 >>/915362/
Not webby though.
Webby needs to be treated nicely.

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Wondering if having a dominatrix constantly humiliate you about being fat would work.

 >>/915342/
hush!

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 >>/915367/
It would probably arouse most of the NEETs.

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 >>/915342/
Tell them I said for them to shut the fuck up.
-- Trev

browser reset to google.
Google search now gives AI results and cannot be turned off. google search has become alexa

trev rape

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EDIT: as of 8/23 Above filter longer works. Try this filter instead!!

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Seems to work as of October 9th 


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Might gape weber's arse

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjxvQt-9t_0[Embed]

 >>/915375/
You haven't got the equipment for the job.

 >>/915377/
I'd use one of those anti-car-jacking devices.

Slavs are so mong looking.

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Real NEET hours. Can’t make the moofie tonight. On a dark desert highway….

 >>/915380/
Cool wind through the norwooding.