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 >>/915097/
When we weren't made to do bullshit like word processing, we played some port of the text-only adventure game Adventure, a semi-graphical adventure game called Jara-Tava (which had multiple routes/endings), and some weird top-down Ghostbusters adaption.
Oh also Granny's Garden.





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The problem with 1980s computer classes was it took 20 minutes to load the program on 30 fucking computers and then another 15 minutes to get every drooling retard kid back to the same screen, leaving maybe 15-25 minutes of game play.

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Also I remember with that version of Adventure, if you got smart and didn't pick up the piece of paper and read the word 'plugh' and just used it to enter the house, that it would fuck your shit up six ways from Sunday later.






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 >>/915100/
You joke, but I'd happily meet Big Fella, Ovaltine, and any NEETs (except the Queensland ones) at a Budapest pub on date A/B/C at time X:Y:Z, six months out or longer from now. I wouldn't impose myself beyond that on anybody.
































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 >>/2810/ is right, all you need is a push, a start, something to drive you towards something else than what your life is right now. I'd not recommend pseudo-suicide, but you need some kind of objective to start moving. Do you feel like shit? Change that, make that your objective. If being a parasite makes you feel bad, start helping in the house. Clean the rooms, do the dishes, make everything look neat, fix broken things, mow the lawn, wash the clothes. Start with something small, something that seems like a pain but that can still be done. Try to discipline yourself.




































































































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 >>/915242/
They definitely use the data, as Motherbat and I share a card and when I shop online with them it says "did you forget" and shows me a bunch of shit she usually buys.
I get the points turned into Qantas points, and a quarter of a million or so later it's still only good for upgrading a domestic flight or some gay shit.






























































































































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EDIT: as of 8/23 Above filter longer works. Try this filter instead!!

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Seems to work as of October 9th 


https://www.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1ct5mpt/heres_how_to_disable_googles_new_forced_ai/









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Disappointed that both Agamemnon and Menelaus are killed in the movie. In the greek stories, Menelaus goes home with Helen and lives happily ever after, while Agamemnon survives the war but gets murdered by his wife when he returns home.





























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 >>/915405/
No idea. When I was a kid I read a book on greek mythology, it said that Agamemnon was prophesied "to die neither at land or sea, to be killed by neither friend or foe, to die neither naked or clothed". He wound up being murdered by his wife, who threw a net over him while he was in the bath and killed him, thus fulfilling the conditions of the prophecy. I thought it was quite clever, but I haven't been able to find the story where this prophecy is given.








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 >>/915393/
Don't even bother boiling noodles in a saucepan for '2 minutes' anymore. I simply boil enough water in a kettle to cover a pack. Let it sit until softened. Put the noodles in the plate you intend of eating out of to save on dishes.

















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It's those Troy type of scenes about killing babies in that Bronze Age sacking that has begun to redefine my ideas on abortion. 
Yes life begins at conception and abortion is murder, but who really gives a shit


















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Another one. $15 of fillet steak on a dry toastie with a pat of holendaise.
Another, zebra meat. Why is YouTube like this. Another, some TV show, man incidentally buying meat. Why


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I wish I was sitting in my ute at some suburban shopping strip in Maroochy chowing down on a ham and pineapple burger listening to the highway pass by and watching the palm trees sway in the wind. Bit jealous of Grego

















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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Tahir_al-Jannabi

Woke up to a pajeet having a go at islam.
Link above aparently sacked mecca and took the black stone.
It doesnt say in that link, but he is said to have used it as a toilet for 20 years before it was returned.

If a white guy said that..









































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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14004653/Emma-Watkins-reveals-creative-flexibility-leaving-Wiggles.html
> Yellow Wiggle Emma Watkins announces shock career move after leaving iconic kids' group
she is doing onlyfans now







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Every day I have monk type fantasies about days sober and productive. 
In 4 hrs I'll wake up refreshed and alert. That's when I'll do those few tasks that are urgunt and easy done, and start smashing out those longer terms ones. Fuck yeah. Just going to have a rest now, but in a minute I'm going to start. Just a little rest and a goon or two. Bit of choof and a think. A calm down before the easy work. So easy, I deserve the preemptive reward. Limber up. Might watch some youtube and gar goblin



















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> slept terribly last night
> trying to have an afternoon nap so I have enough energy to turn my life around
> some turdburglar starts banging away with a hammer
There's JUST no end to the JUSTING















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Time for ausneets kino experts to select more movies for the weekend's kino session. Nominate a movie to the list, or vote for a movie already on there to be played.

True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Easy Rider (1969)
Two Hands(1999)
Goodfellas
Harry Potter 1-2


















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Investigating horror movies for halloween. I have two movies I've been wanting to see for ages Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Cannibal Holocaust, both low budget masterpieces made in the 70s. But a lot of people are complaining about how horrible and vile Cannibal Holocaust is, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre has a higher rating, many people selecting it as the best horror movie ever made. So it may have to be that.



























































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Some derro-looking cunt just knocked on my front door. I opened it and he said he just got "jumped by three teens" and could he at least get a glass of water. He pointed to blood around his mouth as evidence.
I didn't like the look of him so I said sorry no. Then he started pleading with me and I said sorry but this area is a shithole and I can't trust anybody here. He kept pleading with me so I shut the door on him.
He left talking angrily to himself. "Got jumped by three teens".
Reminded me of the incident with that derro bitch that came here pretending she had lost her dog.
Bad home area. I will not trust them.



















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Watch out for this one NEETs. I think this is what that bad NEET keeps posting here.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/aussies-warned-of-insidious-centrelink-bonus-payment-scam/news-story/71a3c4f057c5160a66b9142c4a361d5a
































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The late Mr Walker — the “Vic” in Moby Vic’s — was a highly successful local businessman who opened Queensland’s first 24-hour service station in 1978 on the old Bruce Highway at Tanawha.























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You have only been to the colonel once or twice in the past decade, your town doesn't even had one.
I will only take the word of a regular wicked wing NEET or a 10 pack of tendies kind of guy. 
Personally, I'm a burger box fella.












































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> The supermarket giants have revealed they’re holding the line on the price of their half-leg Christmas hams, keeping them at the same affordable price as last year. Coles shoppers can grab their Single Smoked Beechwood Half-Leg Ham, while Woolworths offers their award-winning Half Leg Ham, both for just $8 per kilogram.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/coles-and-woolies-surprise-price-drop-on-christmas-staple-amid-price-gouging-allegations/news-story/a83ef60efb54240bb57919f34dd48a60












































































































































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https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/selling/adelaide-family-sells-truly-rare-12hectare-parcel-of-land-after-60-years/news-story/87285d1169a64121f6f21933aece8a56
I bet the council forced their hand by jacking the rates up and up
















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Sent a text. Fuck. Why is it all so difficult? Communication is too much, even acknowledging people is too big of an effort. Hell, thinking about responding with a thumbs up emoji is too fucking hard.






































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did you wear a hazmat suit? I saw a guy spraying weeds in the park here while wearing a hazmat suit, wondered about all the dogs and little kids that would be running through those plants later, being exposed to the chemicals.




















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We've had a couple of horror movies suggested for halloween - Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Longlegs, and Nun. We might have an afternoon halloween movie, an evening one, and see a third horror movie on Friday 13th which is coming up soon.


































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https://dailystormer.in/uk-fat-woman-who-worked-at-hotel-housing-invaders-gets-stabbed-to-death-by-invader/
> Well, this bitch might have only been 27, but as her picture attests, in those 27 years she lived 57 years and maintained the mass of 4 women. That’s a total of 228 years of life packed in that bundle of joy.










































































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