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Northbound and up, ram it in my arsehole
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm cheese bound, just watch ol' Possum run


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The Warriors (1979) will be on in 50 minutes neets. 15 minutes before it starts we'll be playing a short documentary on Xenophon's Anabasis, the story of 10,000 greek mercenaries stuck deep inside the persian empire. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix










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> https://abcnews.go.com/US/mike-tyson-jake-paul-fight-watch-former-champ/story?id=115895377
> Jake Paul won the highly anticipated boxing match on Netflix by unanimous decision 80-72, 79-73, 79-73 as Paul landed 78 punches to Mike Tyson's 18.
One of you cunts owes me a burger. Who was it who said always bet on black?





















































































































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> Trump skips FBI background checks for controversial cabinet picks – report
>  >Bypassing the standard procedure comes as president-elect’s choices of RFK Jr and Matt Gaetz send shock waves
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/15/trump-cabinet-fbi-background-checks













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Now we have to dive deeper to understand the true poisons
> Brain Worms like the One in RFK, Jr.’s Head Are Actually a Global Problem
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/

















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absolute shit quality sleep last night neets, completely fucked up today, not even going to try and do anything, might just have some coke and chockies and lie around























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Was the whole roman empire/barbarian invasion thing just a centuries long race war between southern swarthy manlets and tall blond nordics?















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RFK sounds like a dying old man, that vocal cord paralysis thing of his makes it impossible for him to ever really sound presidential.







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Had a tug at one of the notoriously 'best' tugshops.
Sub par and over priced, 50 for half an hour, then 100 for a tug while she was naked. Had a nice bum and big nipples but meh. I touched her twat and she said she has a bit of period. That was yuck.
I dont think she did, might be a thing they say so you dont fingerblast them.
Sticking with the wholesome one from now on. 
I was reading reviews, apparently theres one there that you can tittyfuck. I didnt get her.


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> Had a tug at one of the notoriously 'best' tugshops.
Did you read these reviews before or after the tug?

> Sticking with the wholesome one from now on. 
It's what you need!

> I didnt get her.
Woe.















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Before. I even went on reddit (had to change www to old) and that one it talked up.
There was a white bloke there, I think the owner.. dunno, that probably wrote it all up for mongs like me that believe things on the interwebs.







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(You) post your proclivities like you want approval, like you want a award or something. I dont think they give out medals for being a degenerate. Actually I think you deserve a lobotomy.








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 >>/922439/
if he'd kept up his campaign for president he'd just be another nobody laughingstock who wasted his time and donor's money on something he never had a chance at. Instead by jumping on the trump train, he's now a cabinet secretary and gets to act on the policies he actually cares about. You gotta toast to a winner.










































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If you go to the CIA's electronic reading room and type in "paranormal" in the search bar, you'll no doubt find some very interesting documents clearly indicating that people with paranormal abilities are indeed real.




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Evidently, this was heavily researched during cold war, my question is why it didn't continue or rather maybe it moved underground? Chinks definitely work on that in their labs.




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Convinced that if I'd been born 10 years earlier I would've taken up smoking as a teen and been able to manage my emotional/adhd problems, and turned into a successful adult. Might take up smoking now anyway. What the hell.


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Monk's basic problem is that he drinks too much when he should instead be smoking darts. Prove me wrong. He's just out of balance. It's all ying/yang.









































































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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/kamala-harris-campaign-blew-millions-on-private-jets-uber-eats-in-final-weeks-of-campaign/news-story/81409afcf0df6b92eef48c7c44f99caa
> $18,711 on food delivery from Uber Eats and DoorDash since July.





























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Was gonna go to bed, but stayed up and forced myself to do the dishes and some stretches. Feel much better. Just have to behave responsibly for the rest of my life.






























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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/death-squad-former-pms-desperate-new-political-bid/news-story/2f2bd8ce2442334a3e591277df066343
lol this monkey is pretty based:
> And 2018 he told soldiers to shoot female communist rebels in the vagina, adding they would be “useless” without them.






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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/veteran-broadcaster-alan-jones-arrested-following-ninemonth-investigation/news-story/fbeb8a05b858daba08b8df7ebe68160b
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> ‘Brad Webster’
Even the allegations dont seem that bad. Didnt rape them, and the one that looks like it has the most weight is 50 years ago. 
They'll get dropped and it'll be settled outside of court, but now Jones will have to deal with fuckheads asking about 'assault' because some camp pretty boy didnt like getting a tap on his pecker, through his pants. Probably smiled and flapped his cum catching eyelashes at Alan at the time. Poofters arent women, they shouldnt act like them.















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Thats not that much tbh. I worked with a guy who spent 6k on uber in 6 months. It was average one meal a day (some days it'd be twice, others none).
If they were actually working through breaks, that arguably wouldve been cheaper than having them have 45min breaks (including resettling after) each day.



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Pepperidge farm remembers what happened to Cardinal Pell. Tall poppies get cut down here, Its part of the culture in this society, the spectators judging players in a game they cant understand. Ask any old school poof about thier opinion and have your eyes opened.


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We hired several pajeets who did deliveries because half of them were put through hrding courses when they got off the boat.
It was a joke thing that ended up pretty lucrative. One owned his own access cab.



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Its the ones pulling the strings of the justice system that went after pell and maybe jones when they shouldnt have. Homo sex should be treated in a different way than straight sex issues. Even then its fucked because foid politics.













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Reminder - projectionist neet will be stepping down at the end of the year

Ok neets, time for another meeting of the womboflix kino selection committee. Get your votes in:

Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Easy Rider (1969)
Two Hands(1999)
Goodfellas
Harry Potter 1-2
Black Hawk Down
Gone in 60 seconds
Mean Streets
Romper Stomper
300
Cool runnings















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Look. Alex Jones was a total media villan who profited enormously off being a toxic avatar but justice needs to be impartial to opinion. I just hope the judge does his job and applies the law porperly, joke that it is.










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Hate to say it but I just sort of presume the allegations are true. The nasty gay of money liberal pedo is a real archetype.
You wait for the boomers to say he was just lonely, didn't do it, and that it's a malicious conspiracy of jilted year 12 lovers.
Fucking boys and denying bring gay is a corner stone of their society.






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What the fuck? A poojeeta called from my bank and said they were just calling to "touch base" and wish me happy birthday. Even if they are legit, thats literally the most retarded P.R. initiative I cant even....








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It didn’t exist when I finished school. Wouldn’t have made any difference anyway, having no friends.
Graduation night dinner (that my parents made me go to) I had to ask where I was sitting because everyone was supposed to organise seating arrangements in advance. After the food was over I just stood in the corner for a couple of hours until it was time for dad to collect me.
There was some party afterward, but I didn’t know the particulars because I wasn’t told them, and I’d have just stood in the corner there too.















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How important was rfk to trump winning anyway? I thought he was useless, but I saw trump's margin of victory was about rfk's level of support back when he was running for president.

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It was not RFK as much as it was the optics of former democrats like himself, Elon musk, Tulsi Gabbard etc jumping ship to the new Republican Party.  It’s a total political re-alignment. 

I was thinking about this today. America is back. Now it’s up to fully cucked old Europe France and England to start WW3 and ruin everything

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Went to a locanto whorehouse on 10mg cialis. Lucked out and got a cute Taiwanese girl under 30. She let me cuddle for 15 mins after I busted and cleaned me up. The cuddling was better than the sex.
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It’s Monday it’s pretty clean round that part of town. I got a haircut earlier and when I was unlocking my bike there were two half abo teens on the shittest rusty kmart bikes. They were so fucked up. Their eyes were rolling behind their heads. They mumbled  “I’ll swap you bikes cuz” I laughed heartily and said “good luck with that” and popped a wheelie out of there. Fucks sake they looked 15. Brisbane certainly feels much more dodgy lately. I am not even going to king George square and dealing with the Sudanese ghouls. Off to the valley…







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Jeezus Nuro, you gotta get a german shepard or something, those street ruffians would make a pretty penny off mugging you as you'd be dripping with flashy gadgets, electric bicycles and wireless music boxes and such.





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Got some work to do tonight, so I'm having a light meal of a whole chicken and family size chips from Red Rooter, 3 litres of beer, and 1.5 bottles of wine.

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It never used to be that way here. And my lawyer advised me to stop talking regarding any self defense / countermeasures I have deployed. I am fine however  I feel bad for gym bunny joggers they need eyes on the back their head to avoid the no mean yes means type of rape.










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You got away with murder? Congrats, your family sold everything you owned while you were on remand, and now you have a six or seven figure legal debt.



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I figured the reason so many billionaires jumped ship in the past 6 months was they had access to accurate opinion polls, not available to the public, that predicted a massive trump win.








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I think there should be another phone to call resolve it
> The Kremlin Said Trump-Putin Phone Call Never Happened. Why?
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/11/12/the-kremlin-said-trump-putin-phone-call-never-happened-why-a86990

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God the board is so cringe with the Nuro spam back. 
Days old Trump news and shitty Elon memes. I'd be embarrassed to post such slop trash. I thought he'd have it out of his system now that he finally got his 2016 moment but apparently he has nothing else to cling onto. 
Sad!













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The jokes are piss weak, Sellars just does his own thing, it's black and white. It's also seppo comedy so basically unfunny to begin with.
And I'm saying this as an old fag who has some knowledge of the cold war.
Even my parents who were teens/young adults when it came out rolled their eyes when I bought it from the DVD shop (back when they were a thing).












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How about you take a break from here then and go back to /nuro/ since you created the board and are responsible for 95% of posts there ? 

/neetlyfe/ was so nice, it was the board you had to do twice ! 😂





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What a nice afternoon NEETs. I feel healed. It’s cooled down too. Mum is cooking a roast for me. It her birthday on Wednesday and tommies on Thursday. Got them both presents.  Trump won, business is great.  Family relations are back to nominal. 

Could the salty NEET who is trying to imitate board just stop. You are embarrassing yourself and we all see you. Just focus on your own Newstart obligations. Thanks.













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Funny how blokes who get charged with a single count of rape get held on remand, but a rich cunt like Alan can get 60-something charges in one go (I can't remember the exact number I read this afternoon) and is deemed risk-free.


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> The charges include 11 counts of aggravated indecent assault - victim under authority of offender, nine counts of assault with act of indecency, two counts of sexually touch another person without consent and two counts of common assault.















































































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The research, which analysed more than 87,500 adults, also suggests it may boost overall life satisfaction. Internet users also, on average, rated their health as 15 per cent better than their non-internet user counterparts.





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https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/world-champ-pleads-for-tv-cameraman-not-to-film-bottom-after-viral-accident/news-story/96fe3c23cba46948b58d891560762501
> This is the moment Olympic triathlete Taylor Knibb told a camera operator during a live TV race: “I just s**t myself”.



















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Female coworker was scared trump will hunt down illegal immigrants with the army. I should have said he wont but it was funny to watch her rant. She was also scared about reproductive rights.









































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Women are retarded. Abortion hasn’t been an issue in Australia since the late 60s/early 70s, and the High Court has sided with illegal immigrants over every government since Keating.








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Made a steak, cooked with lard with 3 scoops of whey and water as a drink. Might have 6 raw eggs later. Going to chug my refrigerated chamomile while listening to depressed egirl vlogs.










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> “I spent 30 years trying to get mercury out of the fish in this country, and nobody ever called me anti-fish."-RFK JR.
This potato nigger is ok




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In the days immediately following the vote, a bunch of Democrat voters started reporting their neighbours to ICE when they heard about how many mexican/latino types voted for Trump.













































































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I suspect allergies. Weird tastes in my mouth+difficulty swallowing depending on what i consume. I also cant drink tap water. Tap water=difficulty swallowing and terrible taste in mouth. Same thing happens with every mineral water ive tried. The only thing that worked was some goyslop sugar water drink so i just mass consume that.
There is some sort of chemicals in the toothpaste,mouthwash and the water that is causing problems for me. Also chemicals in the food. Im not crazy because there are alot of minerals in the water+the metal pipes the water runs through can affect the taste and contaminate it.
Someone online told me that it could be because i have a sugar addiction or diabetes but its not because of a sugar addiction because i quit eating all bad foods for like a year and nothing changed. Diabetes is possible because im fat.




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Could be some kind of infection.
Here we have an institution where one can check the water. It costs some (despite it's a state owned institution) and have to bring them sample (they don't come to house and take it).






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> Could be some kind of infection
That could be a possibility but im not sure because this has been affecting me for a couple of years now. Im going to first try and get a allergy test. If that doesnt pan out i think i might save up money and get private healthcare and maybe get a load of tests for different things just to put it off the list. Something is obviously wrong.


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> If that doesnt pan out i think i might save up money and get private healthcare and maybe get a load of tests for different things just to put it off the list.
Are you going to make any lifestyle changes?



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A person can have many things wrong. Since you are fat, you're gonna have things wrong, some of which might be unrelated. Although fixing things wouldn't be bad.
I know doctors are also clueless and could send you to various specialist, but might be better to follow their "line of investigation". They might have a better guess for a starting point. Even if it's not a private doc, but the regular home physician.
A NEET above suggested that some of your symptoms (not necessarily with this taste problem) could be psychosomatic too. What we could read on this board from you, without a professional training we can tell you have problems.











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>  know doctors are also clueless and could send you to various specialist, but might be better to follow their "line of investigation".
Their line of investigation was to look at me for like 20 seconds and then tell me they didnt know what was wrong with me. They also sent me to the dentist and the dentist didnt know what was wrong with me either and they just kept sending back and forward to eachother. The doctor i was talking to also said that i would have to just live with it. They did test my toungue/throat for bacteria but everything was perfect.
I feel like my only option is private healthcare because these doctors dont seem to know anything. They even tell me that they dont know whats wrong.
> could be psychosomatic too
I dont believe it because i dont want to go outside. Me having these problems and making appointments at the health clinic makes me have to go outside and be around people which i really dont want and hate. I dont believe psychologial issues are causing me to have fake symptoms.
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And i did try it before. I lost weight and stopped eating bad foods and filtered all my water. Nothing changed and it demoralized me and i became fat again.
The only way for me to be happy is if they cure me. Whats the point of losing weight when all you care about is being able to drink water without problems?
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This is why im considering private healthcare. Maybe paying some specialist from the capital city to help me. It seems normal doctors on the local clinic cant help me whatsoever.





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When you wrote here  >>/923155/
> I also cant drink tap water. Tap water=difficulty swallowing and terrible taste in mouth. Same thing happens with every mineral water ive tried.
Mineral water means the bottled water from shops?

















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