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 >>/924231/
The Jackal S01E07.

I have mixed feelings about the show. The plot is generally good, apart from one glaring plot hole and the writers making the guy look incompetent occasionally. The big problem, as with all modern shows is the nigger woman taking up 50% of the show. She can't act and her character is a cunt.


 >>/924235/
This is the bitch who had a bit part in the final Bond film and was touted as the next Bond for a while. No redeeming features whatsoever. Ugly face. Shaped like a watermelon. Can't act. And because of her acting and the writing, her character comes off as more evil than the fucking assassin they're chasing.











 >>/924221/
Please think ahead and buy twice as much. You know you will need it. 
 >>/924222/
Sod off you fucking wanker see  >>/923927/
 >>/924225/
Plenty of sigma tho :/
 >>/924227/
Pro tip: a 4chan pass negates having to do any captcha on the entire internet. 
 >>/924230/
What’s your Bill score /10 for today ?
 >>/924233/
Well planned. Orally ? 
 >>/924239/
> premix
Cringe 
 >>/924242/
That probably her second job to pay off smuggling the rest of her family here. If you apply yourself enough you can probably find her at the local tug shop. Still cringe BTW.



 >>/924248/
Fair enough. If you need to get stuff do it during the week. You should be at home shitposting in the cool zone while Bill is actually working with hands on tools. All this shopping and dining is costing you dearly in actually getting shit done.








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Ok neets, Romper Stomper (1992), the story of neo-nazi skinheads battling vietnamese in melbourne's streets will be on in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix








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 >>/924251/
> cheapest piss
That is clearly a goon sack retard. All my booze Is corked in a bottle. It’s only cheap because mighty Dan has my back. Actually drinking g vodka today so wrong again. 

Also currently sharing a ciggie with young lass. Wining 🏆




 >>/924271/
I think one is making a deal on the phone now. I can hear his thongs slapping as he wanders around the backyard. The other ones were talking about break ins. There's doof and whistles in the background and what sounds like someone fighting a dog. Galahs.






























https://www.news.com.au/national/tourists-leg-amputated-in-dramatic-tasmanian-rescue/news-story/9c91572bd0f7b554a0429fc972d7a7c5
Cops just cut a nigga’s leg off.







 >>/924305/
Busted tin, nothing a hammer and a wrench couldn't fix. Problem was mostly how to get the tree onto the ground without smashing anything or killing anyone. Still, we got wood

 >>/924306/
This one was, hanging free on the shed. Even trying to winch it the bottom might have flown up, and there was no safe way to approach the base, nor to get on the roof which had just taken a structural hit and was bearing two ton of tree it wasn't designed to. 

Always some tool who loses patience and wants to charge it. Steady hands prevailed


 >>/924308/
Yea they do, and fucked if they don't live in the driest windiest place you could imagine. Bullshit trees. Hardwood with an awful grain, hard to saw, hard to work. 

Burns great, which is great when the whole lot of it goes up at once. Fuck gum trees.




























Supposed to lose weight but christmas is right around the corner. For fucks sake. I cant help it if my family keeps baking shit and leaving it for me
























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Elong really is evil
> The results indicated significant positive effects of exposure to the program, aggregated across learning outcomes, and within each of the three outcome categories: cognitive outcomes, including literacy and numeracy; learning about the world, including health and safety knowledge; social reasoning and attitudes toward out-groups.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0193397313000026











got some freshly made pidser rolls from coles for breakky, soft and moist and delicious - they vary in quality from store to store, so the secret is to find a location that does good ones, and go there right when they're still on the baking racks and ask the cooks there to give you some













https://youtube.com/watch?v=_bgrNm7rdeo

The Naked Lunch (1992) will be on womboflix tonight neets. The film is about...writer William S Burroughs getting fucked up on drugs, having hallucinations, and pretending he's at the centre of some sort of secret spy mission.
7pm AEDT

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Naked.Lunch.1991.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT].mp4



Don't order the salad.
> An Australian womanhas shared a “disgusting” find in a steak she ordered at a restaurant, with footage showing live maggots wriggling inside the meat.
> They chose to dine at Lone Star Rib House Penrith, where depending on the type ordered, a piece of steak can cost up to $65.
> She said she was also told the maggots came from the salad and not the steak.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/disgusting-aussies-gross-find-in-food/news-story/745d055fc41fcabf1a7ba5c160e1c458


 >>/924421/
Terrible timing after the Trump election.
Would be a good time to make ads with based boy lumberjack looking poofs with pedicures driving baja jeeps with blondes in bikinis. John Millencamp on the radio and smoking a cuban. 
Considering how much these people pretend marketting is a career, you'd think they would be able to read it.




Scamander is not destined to hear from messengers coming to announce that all suffering and all these lives were sent to the abyss for an empty shift, for a Helen.

















 >>/924443/
Depends on what you want out of the car and the car itself. Some are more for fuel efficiency, some can be for performance for the turbos and I would assume other parts around starting/stopping. But the battery would add weight.








Went to Caffe Aqua with Bill for the $11.90 specials. He insisted on ordering and paying. I ended up with a chicken schnitzel despite twice telling him beef.




really love how if you close a video on this board the sound keeps playing and there's nothing you can do to stop it, fantastic feature!










 >>/924465/
Illegal street vendors, Chinese phenomenon but spreading fast. They bribe authorities and pose as taxis or advertising billboards or whatever then sell fake sunglasses or whatever.






















































FFS you watch one coding video on YouTube and it starts recommending female poojies pretending they know about Apollo 11 code and other assorted and equally ridiculous content.




 >>/924523/
I wish the JEETs had some great firewall of the subcontinent like the chinks do. Their content is always awful and unhelpful. Normally I can just ctrl + w in a few milliseconds as soon as I hear a jeer voice but now most of the fuckers are redeeming with generative Ai text to speech to conceal the needful
























Ok neets, projectionist neet is going to play some of the audiobook for The Naked Lunch before the movie starts, for those of you who want to experience some beatnik literature about drug addiction.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix




 >>/924554/
Download the soundtrack. I think they wrote it for the moofie tho but its supposed to be landser or some other authentic skinhead band. The locals took it on as part of the culture tho.


 >>/924556/
Skinhead culture comes from ska and reggae music. Jamaica was part of the commonwealth and had some free immigration thing in early 60s. Shaved heads on blacks originally meant that they were the slave blacks.

 >>/924556/
Well then it was made by the creators of the movie which leads back to the original question. Did the movie's creators decided to make the title to resemble both in sounding, "wordplay", and the implication of chaos consciously.
> but its supposed to be landser or some other authentic skinhead band.
Nonsense.









The moofie was very gay, the acting was poor, the production quality was very poor. Having no apparent plot doesn't qualify a film as art house.



























































O God, my Creator and Sustainer, I dedicate this day to You. Use me as an instrument of Your love and grace. Help me to be a blessing to others and to reflect Your light in all that I do. May my life be a testimony to Your glory. In the name of Jesus, I pray. Amen.









https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/townsville-shopkeepers-vile-outburst-at-israeli-tourists/news-story/e3b77e2b62d0f6b9f23aede71f464cf8
good on her
should have peeled their caps back with her spade














 >>/924658/
The auction will take place over less than 30 days at three warehouses in Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne. All items are brand new or display showroom models, with prices starting from $1.

“This is the shortest time frame Lloyds have ever had to liquidate this amount of goods so buyers can expect up to 80 per cent off RRP,” said Lee Hames, COO for Lloyds Auctions.










https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/man-caught-allegedly-driving-christmas-car-through-busy-pedestrian-strip/news-story/3f9a708ed4fb01abeff3776553d922b7
























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> https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyve5l9j3go
> South Korean man dodged draft by binge eating
> ...at the final examination last year, he weighed in at over 102kg (225 lbs, 16 stone), making him heavily obese.















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still drinking but have to go to work early tomorrow, i think i will be caught, there is one cunt there who is a reformed alkie and he sees through my bullshit and calls me out even though he did the same thig just 10 years ago smh









https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/tragedy-as-12year-old-boy-dies-in-hospital-following-mill-park-escooter-collision/news-story/3bd6688d34a0a2d01cbcb6a65252b849
RIP NURO


















































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 >>/924768/
It’s not worth going down that rabbit hole. Every ‘big’ maker on YouTube just ends up flaunting their half million dollar workshops and bragging about the thousands of dollars they spent on materials for their latest (sponsored) build. They have nothing in common with the every man.




































































Whenever I'm not thinking about anything or intentionally silencing my mind, the background noise of my mind is me going "AAAAAAAAA" constantly in variable volume/tone depending on my mood




























What's your vitamin c game like neets? I used to think I got plenty, because I have smoothies and fruit, but I have that stuff mainly in the evening and afternoon, and I may be lacking enough vitamin c when I wake up, so I've bought some orange juice and vitamin c pills.



 >>/924872/
Did you watch the UN council this morning? Fucking entitled rats. Palestine isn't a country and will never have independence because it's incapable of governing itself. Then this faggot tries to play the UN against Israel, who fucking houses them, the only ME nation that would.































 >>/924905/
https://www.noticer.news/israeli-accused-of-assisting-isla-bell-murder-bail/
> Eyal Yaffe, 57, was on Monday released by Magistrate Rohan Lawrence, who decided he was not a flight risk despite being arrested with a plane ticket, $6,000 cash, bank cards in other people’s names and two mobile phones belonging to unknown people, the Herald Sun reported.
> Mr Lawrence told Melbourne Magistrates Court the plane ticket to Bulgaria, which has no extradition treaty with Australia







Cooked myself lunch, had too much, need to cut down to only 1 hash brown. Also need to get back onto the thin woolies sausages, these ones take too long to cook.





































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Failed another wagon attempt. Went to my regular chinky to dine in for lunch, after asking for a table for 1 I was told I would have to ask share someone’s table or get takeaway despite there being a few tables being available. Felt kind of humiliating, I get it, you’d rather leave those tables for multiple people. My morale took a hit and I’ve ended up at a boozer getting a load on while I wait for my lunch special.

































I fucked up again bros, had no fibre today, just chocolate, pasta, sausages and hash browns. I eat like a retarded 4 year old. Feel completely stuffed and constipated now. Never again. Soon as I can move properly again I'm going to the shops to buy some metamucil and baked beans. Never again.











 >>/924951/
I won’t get into it but because I told a health professional I drink a bottle of wine a day which exceeds the laughable 2.0 standos recommended by health guidelines I was referred to professional wagon doctor who wanted to put me on a program to fully abstain from all alcohol. I was polite and  listened to what they had to say and was increasingly getting railroaded into a professional wagon program. They weren’t even being serious when they said Lobster pills were off the table the first few times around . The keep calling up every few weeks asking when I want to start. I had my last call today. 

TLDR I told them i know myself very well and I needed to want to be on the wagon or I would just be wasting everyone’s time. 

You don’t want to on the wagon and you are wasting everybody’s time. 

 >>/924956/
THIS.






 >>/924997/
Views matter more than followers. Bunch of people just follow over 9000 channels but never actually checking them beyond the beginning.
Tho both numbers is quite high. This is tiktok right?






 >>/924999/
Basically this. 
 >>/925002/
No just standard operating procedure after some slightly elevated bloods. Literally harm reduction. Don’t blame them for trying, it would save the system tonnes of money. 
 >>/925005/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QCgT1IWsNI&pp=ygUTU2ltcHNvbnMgYmV0dHkgZm9yZA%3D%3D




















































https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/labor-passes-hecs-indexation-changes-three-million-aussies-set-to-be-refunded-hundreds/news-story/fbe8765d26977b85bcb3391a5b54a47a
How is this fair to everybody else who did the right thing and paid their fucking debt










https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/historymaking-astronaut-returns-to-earth-devastated-crying/news-story/d2470ff4a75e0822b4c6bd2e2704fb9d

























https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/miss-universe-in-scandal-over-filthiest-dirtiest-nastiest-word-in-the-english-language/news-story/0fa6ec22bb647b968f44e8628e6242de




















Wasted the entire morning trying to nap to make up for shit sleep last night. Never mind, will be based for the rest of the afternoon.





https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/kristian-white-found-guilty-of-killing-clare-nowland-95-with-taser-in-nursing-home/news-story/f38efba55c863f9b7f347582559b1e59
good
hope he gets raped in prison

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/deeply-repulsive-abc-chair-unloads-on-podcaster-joe-rogan/news-story/dd29caa6c930cbc1af9ff34bc83e998e
lel the bespectacled little fag doesn't like bros, bros



















 >>/925141/
Unfortunately with all the neets going off in a huff pariston has been forced to import facebookers to make the posts neets will no longer make. You can't blame him for doing whatever it takes.








































In the bad home everyone comes out to watch, a loose noongar doing skids and hitting wheelie bins is as close as we get to Santa clause



























































https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/former-wa-mp-left-clinging-to-life-after-vicious-assault-at-fresh-start-job/news-story/3d0e3be002baeac0a5317895b132b059
You love to see it.





Might go to hjs. Need to drop some things off to a man with a dog and get some coffee pods. Dont think I'll shower today. Need to spend more time researching the transition from the Rashidun to Ummayad to Abbasid caliphates. Thats what really matters today.


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> be on vacation in bongland
> see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
> like a graceful penguin with gout
> follow her for a block
> working up courage
> gently touch her shoulder
H-hello, I m Anon. Y-you re the prettiest girl I ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?
> she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
> stares intently for a few moments
> then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!
> quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
> she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it s leg caught in a wood chipper
> head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
> Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?
> look at the menu. It s in English, just a fancy script
> she shoves her menu at the waiter
I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!
I m sorry, madam, we don-
I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!
> he slinks away without even taking my order
> Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
> starts rubbing at her crotch
> brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN T WE?
> look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
> turn around
> Arya is slumped over the table
> raped to death by Pakis

mfw

























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