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> be on vacation in bongland
> see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
> like a graceful penguin with gout
> follow her for a block
> working up courage
> gently touch her shoulder
H-hello, I m Anon. Y-you re the prettiest girl I ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?
> she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
> stares intently for a few moments
> then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!
> quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
> she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it s leg caught in a wood chipper
> head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
> Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?
> look at the menu. It s in English, just a fancy script
> she shoves her menu at the waiter
I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!
I m sorry, madam, we don-
I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!
> he slinks away without even taking my order
> Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
> starts rubbing at her crotch
> brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN T WE?
> look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
> turn around
> Arya is slumped over the table
> raped to death by Pakis
mfw