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Got some chocolate speckles from the chockie shop. Pricey but worth it. So good. Actually allan's are probably just as expensive nowadays.

abc chairman Kim Williams has a go at joe: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-28/elon-musk-joe-rogan-respond-to-criticism-abc-chair-kim-williams/104657124
















https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/chilling-moment-pedestrian-hit-by-outofcontrol-car-on-footpath/news-story/9c8391a83b99367a20955f278c6a91dd
lmao
dumb nigger

 >>/925332/
Fucking hell that cunts fucked. Courts don’t like that shit one bit. A lady hit a kid in the industrial estate recently. He didn’t even get hurt badly and she ended up in jail for a couple of months. She was rich and could afford a decent lawyer too :/












































































 >>/925409/
Think I told the story about my first day at $JOB when I had to assemble my own workstation and slipped using a blade screwdriver trying to get the CPU heatsink on and punched it through the top of the CPU.

 >>/925409/
> spins and lights
> works
Well I can see fixing the mobo to a piece of wooden board with nails. But that would need a metal rod as an intermediary between the nail and the hammer, not to hit the mobo accidentally.










https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/animals-have-rights-cops-heckled-over-bizarre-lizard-video/news-story/c1bc6549641480423f3cd1ad0a010362
lol what sort of retard in a mining town calls the cops to remove a small lizard instead of just reversing over it in their massive seppo ute?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/killer-cat-pet-owner-dies-after-being-clawed-to-death-by-his-cat/news-story/b177e7b9299b827c8130d1211f52786b



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 >>/925417/
> I am surprised Pauline can find lawyers who will represent her.

This isnt 1997 anymore, based Pauline has been attacked by the media for the Good part of two decades now and not only still alive and a sitting Senator her power level and party is growing massively. Fuck sake she even has an aninmation studio making south park tier satire for her. Of course she has proper representation in the courts. 

You stoopid bitch.









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 >>/925428/
Well thats entirely the boomers fault for being too cucked and scared to give her party beypnd her  any power. The LNP is beyond repair after scomo's tenure. Dutton is DOA. There is a serious alternative for change, just like Farage's party in UK, but boomers and in particular women are too fucking Brainwashed by the ABC to see it.






 >>/925438/
>  They would get so few votes that it would make them look bad.
They could get one or two into the Senate easily enough. Remember Ricky Muir, David Lljeonhejelm (or however it is spelled), etc?

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 >>/925437/
NSN is morally right and has the high ground on many issues but fuck sake nigga they literally have shin fein and the IRA managing their brand, they look and act just like IRA during the best of the troubles. No reasonable person wants anything to do with any of that shit. Not even to troll. 

Fucks sake tiffo OPTICS OPTICS OPTICS.

 >>/925440/
Once elected, it also gives them a certain amount of "untouchability" with regard to state police.
You'll recall police not wanting to touch Bill Shorten's rape accusation, Julia Gillard's union corruption during her lawyer days, etc.

 >>/925438/
THIS. NSN can have their organisation but should not involved in politics at all costs. They need to remain a paramilitary force. An anti-antifa. That is their only value.









 >>/925451/
they're probably winning people over more than they realise
the other day Motherbat said something in a text message about crime stats in the paper and said something about police preferring to spend their time policing hurt feelings on the internet and roman salutes rather than actual crime

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/14yo-girl-flees-after-attempted-kidnapping-in-tullamarine-melbourne/news-story/d00cac04ff99893bf6a5e3ac1c2e5752
> He is described as being of Middle Eastern in appearance and spoke with a thick accent.

 >>/925452/
normies will always miss the point, which is the pigs, media and elected officials comprise an occupying enemy. Ask her if she would shelter a nazi who burns down a police station.







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Tomorrow night on womboflix we will be playing American Psycho (2000)
A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies.

Then on Sunday will be Stanley Kubrick's Dr Strangelove (1964)





























https://www.news.com.au/technology/australias-senate-approves-worlds-strictest-social-media-ban-for-children-and-teens/news-story/db73e16094f683af8731e3ab0949ea9c
Endchan need to start checking the IDs of Australian posters.










 >>/925500/
https://world.openfoodfacts.org/product/9329982024998/hard-rated-alcoholic-lemon-solo

I was going to do the math on how many for daily rec level but they dont know how much there is


































 >>/925517/
Fuel filter changed, rounded the nut and bent the lines. Nearly got blown up when the hot work light found its way into a puddle of spilled petrol. might cut the old filter up and see how it is inside.

















https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/absolute-best-outcome-hiker-sam-benastick-found-alive-after-missing-for-50-days/news-story/39fdabaf9129327d182097e11a1fdc57
extraordinary if no shennanigans were involved





https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-28/kumanjayi-walker-inquest-final-submissions-nt-police/104657718

I cant see how hanging Zac Rolfe will improve policing of abo ghettos. From what I see, cops like him were the last hope for keeping peace out there.




 >>/925563/
Zac Rolfe went there to make a difference. He could see how pozzed the female cop boss was and her plan that some "elder" was gonna talk to this psycho brain damaged desperado and get him to come along peacefully, was garbage, so he just did his job. 100% jumanji was gonna skitz out and shit was going to blow up. 100% jumanji was going to kill some one, its just a matter of time. Modern policing is on this lefty trajectory with every girlboss wanting to push the boundarys further to decriminalizing violent crime. We need to get women out of justice.








 >>/925570/
if the boongs get worse then the jew media will make this into our fault somehow.
Yet its nuremberg laws morality that got us into this quandry in the first instance. 
With jews you lose.








































































































































 >>/925699/
You could also pick up a torte for yourself while you're getting the donut for bill. It's only fair. Having him over is stressful, and you'll need the cake to help get you through it.





































 >>/925748/
I'm telling you, Big Fella, get on the horse electrolytes. One big bucket will last you a couple of years, assuming you're not as large as a horse.
[no penis jokes please]










 >>/925532/
The delivery people (who transports various goods to the shops, groceries, markets, etc, who do their job early morning, starting at dawn) do that. Like the milk people shitting into the milk crates. You always want to wash your milk boxes.
































 >>/925790/
> Trying to get ink claw prints from a dead budgie in rigor yesterday and I moved it in a way that caused some air to expel and the bird fuckin chirped and I was like oh my god it survived the lethabarb
















 >>/925806/
https://www.history.com/news/joseph-kennedy-wealth-alcohol-prohibition
> Nasaw doesn’t believe these stories, mostly because Richard Nixon, when he was running against JFK in 1960, hired a team of opposition researchers to investigate the Kennedy clan.
> “They found all sorts of dirt on Joe Kennedy,” says Nasaw, “but not that he was a bootlegger.”

more interesting that he was irish catholic and yet was allowed (by the you-know-whos) to become bank president of america at 25 years old



































It's good that spammers of imageboards are upstanding, productive members of society.
If you are this bored, go for a walk or read a book.





























 >>/925864/
No. We closed the municipality ones with the EU elections.
I know about your presidential one. Media here wrote about "surprise result". I wanted to look it up what's going on and write a post. Just keep forgetting.

 >>/925865/
That could be it, I dunno.

 >>/925857/
FUCK SAKE SHIBAN

Look at all the casual, normal posts Pariston deleted 7 hours ago. Its clear he is using his power to fuck with one user here for personal reasons. No wanted the job so we are left with a total unprofessional clown running the board. I would not be surprised if he made imissfathers life hell in order to get the job too. 

Even i gave you total proof proving this wrong doing you would just wash your hands of it saying not your board so fuck off and get off your high horse your opinions are useless.









"Alcohol is disgusting. I don't get the appeal. Why? It's literally poison that your liver filters out of your body. It's a common disinfectant in medical spaces and labs. I get using it in cooking or baking, but drinking alcohol, especially straight alcohol, is gross."



Woed. Not gonna make it. Never gonna be good at anything, have any impressive stories to tell or be able to afford any exciting experiences. 
Only drudgery, struggle and mediocrity await me. I suffer what I must



Woken up by the thunder.
Took a piss and had another litre of electrolytes.
Had one of those cherry ripe mcfluggies before I went to bed. It was ok. Nothing special.


 >>/925917/
thank god is all done 
how's the situation around there? 
around here it seems like the main candidate is a usa/israel puppet who larps as a russian supporter 
the other candidate seems to be a meloni copy paste who'll get us in big trouble 
the whole jewish media is turned against that faggot so it might be controlled opposition 
either way, we're fucked 
in regards to the butter thing, I'm pretty sure about it





Bizarre night in the bad home. 
Four unrelated Burglars ran into each other by chance, got into an argument. 
Police came, found four Burglars but not actual burglary. 

Unseen need moved unseen and did a DEED.




























I'm trying to watch harry potter but my wheelchair bound neighbour is getting raped next door by her carer and making loud, annoying noises.









I capitulated and got a choggy doughnut, a sprinkle doughnut, a sherbet mother and a white mondster. Hopefully something there is to his liking. Gave him $1300 for labour.







I have no idea how long construction stuff is meant to take, but it seems like bill has been doing this long enough to have knocked down webby's house and built a new one.
































 >>/925996/
Battered squid bits, cos lettuce, tartare sauce, their new mini iced creams (raspberry and white choc), a brioche loaf, and some home brand yakults. No wings, yheir ones are no good












 >>/926021/
inaccurate.
cruisey hypes non-existant highs and sells the mongs all kinds of shit as exotic drugs. He was telling me he had a literal retard hooked on no-doz and asprin for two years. Called it Slam
Poor tard was paying out his entire salary from his job cruisey got for him, operating the steam press in the dungeon of the sheltered workshop laundry place his mate owns.



















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Somebody didn’t like their boig




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> Local resident James Savic said news of the couple’s death was shocking, describing them as “just really lovely people”.
> “I only live a few streets away so I go in there all the time; they’re very polite, very nice,” he said.
> “What is this world coming to? I really hope they work out what happened.

He doesn't seemed too shocked or sad



















I returned the prostate inflatable cushion. The second one. The manager woman got a bit uppity with me. Said it was longer than 7 days since I'd bought it so I couldn't have a refund.
I insisted, and in the end she gave in with poor grace. Said she would do it because she didn't have any more time to spend on me. There was a long queue for the registers.
I am back to using the foam cushion again. The inflatable ones feel better but the seams give out under the full executive load.

A black fella I walked past outside the shopping centre caught my eye by standing up from the bench and then he did a begging bowl gesture with his hands. He didn't say a word.
I knew he was going to beg something from me as soon as I saw him eyeing me.

 >>/926062/
Instead of a fancy bar and other useless amenities they could have an elephant in the hold of the plane that passengers can fuck on the long 14 hour flight there.
> This is the world’s only A380 flight that crosses the southern Indian Ocean and, when flying a southerly route on a clear day, customers can often see Antarctica.

Looking out the window at Antarctica while I got my cock in an elephant 10km in the air would be something worth paying for and could revitalise Qantas's image.



I got some coffee pods. Seal packs for a vacuum sealer I havent got yet, a three way mirror so I can see the nape and gape and a ps5 skull and bones I forgot I ordered




























It's funny and sad seeing them add curry munchers in ads and having them interact with humans as of their kind is part of our country

Every jew should be hunted down and eradicated, they're the reason we're in the situation we're in. Then we can deal with the traitors and invaders

cruisey sold me slam that was cut to shit and very weak and when I complained he blamed my tolerance and gave me a taster of this new synthetic whoopsie which hurt my anus, once.
































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Just finished werk. Dumping some champas. Comfy afternoon NEETs how we all doing  ?

I sincerely hope this normal friendly post does not get deleted for no reason. That could make the board spammer very pissed off and make someone have to clean up a stinking mess all night long so just  chill and just don’t do it




 >>/926142/
I have told you before. I am just a canary in a  coal mine. If something happens to me it triggers a dead man’s switch. I for one barely have time to post here let alone spam a board with 4 users….











Harry Potter and the Goblet of Goon is on tele tonight. That's the one where Fleur de la Frenchy gets her bathing suit out and Hermioninny gets dressed up in a ball gown and Ginger Ron and Harry take the dirty poojeeta twins to the ball and they shit on the floor.













 >>/926162/
Apparently the eldest daughter has been learning programming at school (year 6) and they want me to talk to her about it. I don't want to hear about some homo Python edition or point-and-click Lego robot "programming". Unless she is learning C or assembler, she can fuck off.



 >>/926163/
This weekend is very very weird. It’s not even officially  December yet and somehow everyone is acting like it’s literally Christmas. Everyone has officially switched off and is holiday mode.














Remind me to ask Bill tomorrow why the fucking kitchen is now painted white when I spent $90 bucks on a bucket of shale gray paint this morning.








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Ok neets, American Psycho (2000)  will be on tonight - it stars Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman, a New York City investment banker who leads a double life as a serial killer. Willem Dafoe, Jared Leto, Josh Lucas, Chloë Sevigny, Samantha Mathis, Cara Seymour, Justin Theroux, and Reese Witherspoon.

1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

 >>/926191/
Why is everybody afraid of understanding the hardware and OS they're on these days? Ignoring the security issues, one of the benefits of learning to code in C is that you end up having to learn how to use the most basic features of a debugger pretty fuggin quickly.
BASIC is easy for kids to start with, and even that has PEEK and POKE if you have smart kids who know something of the hardware they're on.








 >>/926194/
The Foundations of programming languages are about learning proper syntax, tools like libraries and concepts like abstraction. Hardware calls and operating systems are not essential to any of this. 

It goes back to the concept of learning and first principles. Any field is built on pillars and if they skip learning them they are totally fucked. Lots Nuro has spoken.








IGAy sure is zesty after polishing that bottle of vinegar plonk. Funny how there have been an absence of poorfag hauls lately.  FUNNY INNIT
















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> A psychotic individual experiences a disconnection from reality, often marked by hallucinations or delusions, causing emotional distress. A psychopath exhibits manipulative, antisocial behavior, a lack of empathy, and disregard for others, with little emotional turmoil.

So was American Psycho short for Psychopath or Psychosis?












 >>/926236/
> The point was that it might all be a delusion.
yeah but it's not even explored, other than the wrong names
whole thread with the secretary and the diary is dropped on the floor

What if he suffered from constant hallucinations that he was roaming the streets at night dressed as an armoured bat, fighting crime?









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Pictured above is a portrait of Daniel Lambert who was at one point considered to be the heaviest person in human history. At the age of 18, Lambert began working as a prison guard and was much respected for his ability to befriend and help rehabilitate many of the prisoners.

He once walked 7 miles (11 km) from Woolwich to the City of London "with much less apparent fatigue than several middle-sized men who were of the party". In terms of strength, Lambert was able to easily carry 560 lbs. (254 kg) and had the ability to stand on one leg.

In 1805, Lambert decided to put himself on exhibition and charge people a shilling to visit him in his home at 53 Piccadilly. He worked 5 hours a day, talking to nearly 400 daily visitors on a variety of topics concerning dogs and sports.

Lamber also enacted a rule that everyone who entered his home needed to remove their hats. When one visitor reportedly refused to remove his hat "even if the King were present", Lambert gently replied, "Then by G-, Sir, you must instantly quit this room, as I do not consider it a mark of respect due to myself, but to the ladies and gentlemen who honor me with their company."

Lambert suddenly passed away in 1809 at the age of 39. His coffin was so large that it needed to be pulled by 20 men.

At the time of his death, he weighed 335 kg (739 lb).


















Sorely disappointed with womboflix and their poor servers. Also disappointed with the other neets who refused to log off so there was more bandwidth for me.







 >>/926268/
In Harry Potter and the goblet of fire they have a couple of other schools visit. A bunch of frenchy girls and some hungolian men.
Victor Crumpets is like a professional wizard rugby player or something and they let him hang out with 13 year old girls or something












































Before the first day of Cringemass I bought this
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/353910628069

It has spent the past 5 days with the courier who picked it up with no further tracking updates. The seller is not worried and believes it will be delivered next week.


















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