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Tonight on Womboflix we will enter a strange world where Nukes are real and you better be afraid of the crazy commies. This is the best of the CIA funded psyop kino from the good old days before they had to go out and sell crack cocaine on street corners to scrape up funds for their New World Order startup.

Dont forget your cowboy hats and cap guns, starts at 7 AEST.
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The cops went the high school for a talk and tried to educate the kids about what was a class 3 compliant Ebike and what was not. They didn’t do a very good job. They came back a few weeks later when the kids were in class and impounded half the kids bikes. Also if they see any proper dirt bikes like sauron or talaria outside McDonald’s they chain them up when the kids are inside ordering.

It’s a full out blitz. Senior citizens are a majority here and have been complaining about kids on e-bikes for years. The new state member we elected here is actually an ex copper and has gone Blitzkrieg. It’s actually great for me because I only sell the legal bikes and been warning people about the piece of shit shit fat tyre moped style bikes for years.



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Stanley Kubrick's classic Dr Strangelove (1964) will be on tonight. Starring Peter Sellers, the plot concerns a  paranoid Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper of Burpelson Air Force Base, believing that fluoridation of the American water supply is a Soviet plot to poison the U.S. populace, is able to deploy through a back door mechanism a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union without the knowledge of his superiors. Sounds familiar.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianTeachers/comments/1detptk/students_making_nonchalant_sexually_charged/
> Numerous boys suspended for yelling out at different girls their intentions to "clap dem cheeks", "beat the pussy until it bleeds" etc. 
> I had to call parents explaining that their son was pretending to perform oral sex on a ruler in Geography class.
> I am a male at an all girls school. Pretty common (and damaging) tactic for girls to get out of work is to imply I’m acting like a pedo when trying to redirect them. 
> The girls know the seriousness of it, but they don't care. It's part of the fun for them wielding this immense amount of power over people who would otherwise outrank them (parents, teachers, CRTs, older male figures).

































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Trump was the 45th president and will be the 47th president:
4 + 5 = 9
4 + 7 = 11
911

The new Congress starting January 3 will be the 119th Congress:
119 = 911 reversed

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The Yom Kippur Conspiracy
https://files.catbox.moe/6ksup4.pdf

The Sicarii Origins of Christianity
https://files.catbox.moe/wcwpod.pdf

The Sicarii / Maccabee Origins of Islam
https://files.catbox.moe/7q4xvw.pdf

The Knights Templar Symbolism and Numerology of Global Events in 2019
https://files.catbox.moe/xi7fa2.pdf

Historical 'Q' Wars, Massacres, Assassinations, and PsyOps, 1717-2012
https://files.catbox.moe/nmg0ot.pdf

The Freemasonry Symbolism and Numerology of the Letter 'Q'
https://files.catbox.moe/nnmug5.pdf

U.S. Military Weather Terrorism on Political Dates
https://files.catbox.moe/1dsd0q.pdf

Mass Killers' / Serial Killers' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/hpsglj.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Assassinations, and Terrorist Attacks on the 22nd of the Month
https://files.catbox.moe/rhel0f.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Terrorist Attacks, and Military Operations Around the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election and 2022 U.S. Midterm Elections
https://files.catbox.moe/azkcg7.pdf

Alex Jones' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/7mirk0.pdf
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People shit on Pine Gap but it's a good deal for Australia, at least until we build a real military, which we don't have to do because we can rely on seppos.
I think we should put more resource into the Navy, and have heaps of carriers in permanent rotation across the top end with a thousand drones manned by us. Kamikaze thermite drones. Send 10 at a war ship at once, they'd only cost 5k each. Class the people smuggling rings as terrorists so we can test military tools on them in prep for the inevitable was with Indonesia.
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> The flush mechanism seems to work ok, but the manufacturers eagerness to get a minimum acceptable water rating means you often end up having to flush twice, so bang goes you water saving.
> Despite the advanced flush technology, Caroma has still not found a way to deal with skid marks!


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The old old toilets used to be 8-10 litres per flush, which was good for getting bit jobbies down the hole.
The modern ones are all trying to keep it to 4 litres and are worthless for a big boi pooper like me.
The bowls are also so fucking low looking now. Bad for a big unit's knees and bad for his dear old Motherbat.



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Also, you can't just buy a fucking toilet, you have to know:
- whether it shoots poos out the floor (s-trap) or wall (p-trap)
- the fucking setback (distance from the center of the poo pipe hole to the wall) if it's an s-trap
- where the fucking tap on the wall is in relation to the center of the cistern
- whether the cistern takes water from the bottom or the top
I just want to do a big poo and push a button and have it disappear




























































































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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/go-find-another-sucker-donald-trump-warns-brics-nations-against-plot-to-weaken-us/news-story/6ba0d16b9f936f0233bbe81d385f66bf
> Mr Trump has now threatened to impose a 100 per cent tariff on the BRICS group nations if any of their schemes undercut the US dollar.
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Hezbollah alledged to break ceasefire, Assad getting extorted by US, iranian backed militia (probably hezbollah) coming into syria from iraq, russia in contact with Iran. We are back on. 

All while new report on covid states it was from a wuhan research facility funded by the US.















































































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The Pidge left the nest this morning. I went out to the carport and it was sitting on top of my car. Then it awkwardly flew off into the neighbour's yard.
All pidge husbandry sources I have consulted say it will not be back.
It has left behind a lot of mess.













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Called a hooker on a private no, then chickened out. Then had a wank but appetite is too great, went to one then called another but both booked out so started out towards a regular, then went to the closer one, got tugged. Been wiping the oil off my dick in a public toilet for the past 15 min. First legit one said come back at 430. Might still go there.


























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Pretty much this. Everyone hits a wall eventually and needs a healthy stint as a NEET. For a time it was the happiest I have ever been 👌but then shit happens and bills pile up etc but you are trapped. They make it so easy. I barely escaped and are still dealing with the real life consequences of NEETDOM. 

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https://www.noticer.news/australias-new-skilled-migrants-list-csol/
> The new “skilled migrant” list includes obscure jobs suited to Indian and Asian immigrants, such as massage therapist, yoga instructor and traditional Chinese medicine practitioner
> fewer than 15% of the occupations related to the housing sector, while a similar percentage are related to healthcare, and the list includes roles such as tour guide, office manager, flight attendant, child care worker, psychotherapist, music teacher (private tuition), content creator (marketing), and wushu martial arts coach.


















































































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The pigeons are trying to start another nest on top of the air conditioner. They are extremely loud. They are fighting or mating on top of it.
I went out there and chased them off with the rake but they keep coming back.
I put a big chunk of wood up there to restrict the available amount of space but they are still sitting next to it.
I'm starting to think I may have to harm them to solve the problem.
Nasty birds. I soured on them after I saw they had murdered one of their babies.



















































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Nuro has always committed lots of rule 1 violations and always been allowed to do so because the rules don't apply to him. He'd be some boomer on whirlpool or reddit talking about how lazy everyone is if he wasn't such a failure. He only comes to this board to boast because he thinks we will believe in and be impressed by his claims of the noosa pad and an intense torrent of cyclist pussy.
























































































































































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Seven did a video on woolies vs unions and just showed the woolies ceo saying shes sorry that the unions are stopping people going back to work
Sky did one that showed a union member saying there wrre people threatening each other if they left the strike





















































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