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Tonight on Womboflix we will enter a strange world where Nukes are real and you better be afraid of the crazy commies. This is the best of the CIA funded psyop kino from the good old days before they had to go out and sell crack cocaine on street corners to scrape up funds for their New World Order startup.

Dont forget your cowboy hats and cap guns, starts at 7 AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix




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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/horror-as-two-bodies-found-after-alleged-assault-in-sydney-shop-police-investigating/news-story/c730cbc1f23e946f49e4042a96e2bb84
lel detective neet called this yesterday

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Good morning NEETs. Just building up some $300 pedals. The pin measurements on the box are not what pins that actually came with the pedal. I require a 3.5mm rise and in reality it’s a 2.5mm rise. I am actually pretty pissed off. 1mm too short. Ripped off.









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It goes without saying if you were not such a poorfag you would not be so cringe. How about you spend your time trying to improve your life rather than being professionally salty here ?































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Not a good idea, given how bad indians are at keeping order in india. If they absolutely had to appoint a poo, they should have gone with a sikh, who tend to share white man's views on the importance of law and order.

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The cops went the high school for a talk and tried to educate the kids about what was a class 3 compliant Ebike and what was not. They didn’t do a very good job. They came back a few weeks later when the kids were in class and impounded half the kids bikes. Also if they see any proper dirt bikes like sauron or talaria outside McDonald’s they chain them up when the kids are inside ordering.

It’s a full out blitz. Senior citizens are a majority here and have been complaining about kids on e-bikes for years. The new state member we elected here is actually an ex copper and has gone Blitzkrieg. It’s actually great for me because I only sell the legal bikes and been warning people about the piece of shit shit fat tyre moped style bikes for years.

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Yes it’s eaten many a good driving shoe. But it’s fundamental for performance. Really good pedals give you the confidence to send it. 

Fucking storms. Was looking forward to some Guzman tonight but might have to change plans :/


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Stanley Kubrick's classic Dr Strangelove (1964) will be on tonight. Starring Peter Sellers, the plot concerns a  paranoid Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper of Burpelson Air Force Base, believing that fluoridation of the American water supply is a Soviet plot to poison the U.S. populace, is able to deploy through a back door mechanism a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union without the knowledge of his superiors. Sounds familiar.

1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix











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https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianTeachers/comments/1detptk/students_making_nonchalant_sexually_charged/
> Numerous boys suspended for yelling out at different girls their intentions to "clap dem cheeks", "beat the pussy until it bleeds" etc. 
> I had to call parents explaining that their son was pretending to perform oral sex on a ruler in Geography class.
> I am a male at an all girls school. Pretty common (and damaging) tactic for girls to get out of work is to imply I’m acting like a pedo when trying to redirect them. 
> The girls know the seriousness of it, but they don't care. It's part of the fun for them wielding this immense amount of power over people who would otherwise outrank them (parents, teachers, CRTs, older male figures).

































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Trump was the 45th president and will be the 47th president:
4 + 5 = 9
4 + 7 = 11
911

The new Congress starting January 3 will be the 119th Congress:
119 = 911 reversed

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The Yom Kippur Conspiracy
https://files.catbox.moe/6ksup4.pdf

The Sicarii Origins of Christianity
https://files.catbox.moe/wcwpod.pdf

The Sicarii / Maccabee Origins of Islam
https://files.catbox.moe/7q4xvw.pdf

The Knights Templar Symbolism and Numerology of Global Events in 2019
https://files.catbox.moe/xi7fa2.pdf

Historical 'Q' Wars, Massacres, Assassinations, and PsyOps, 1717-2012
https://files.catbox.moe/nmg0ot.pdf

The Freemasonry Symbolism and Numerology of the Letter 'Q'
https://files.catbox.moe/nnmug5.pdf

U.S. Military Weather Terrorism on Political Dates
https://files.catbox.moe/1dsd0q.pdf

Mass Killers' / Serial Killers' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/hpsglj.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Assassinations, and Terrorist Attacks on the 22nd of the Month
https://files.catbox.moe/rhel0f.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Terrorist Attacks, and Military Operations Around the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election and 2022 U.S. Midterm Elections
https://files.catbox.moe/azkcg7.pdf

Alex Jones' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/7mirk0.pdf
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opened the front door this morning to find bill had left his plastering tools on the front porch
going to have to drop those at their house











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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/01/woolworths-to-reopen-distribution-centre-to-get-essential-items-on-shelves-amid-ongoing-strike
Woolworths is going to use scab labor to reopen one of its picketed distribution centres.



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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-01/man-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-during-police-operation/104669906
Russia has infiltrated Queensland Police.



















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People shit on Pine Gap but it's a good deal for Australia, at least until we build a real military, which we don't have to do because we can rely on seppos.
I think we should put more resource into the Navy, and have heaps of carriers in permanent rotation across the top end with a thousand drones manned by us. Kamikaze thermite drones. Send 10 at a war ship at once, they'd only cost 5k each. Class the people smuggling rings as terrorists so we can test military tools on them in prep for the inevitable was with Indonesia.
Dont steal my idea.




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Drone carriers can be the poor man's aircraft carrier. An effective one. But essentially all ship classes have to be equipped them anyway, a variety of options have to be developed. Plus drone-boats.














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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14143723/EXPOSED-Schumacher-bodyguards-plot-extort-12million-releasing-intimate-medical-photos.html




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> oh no, we need the seppo alliance to keep us safe from china otherwise the asiatic hordes will come here and take all our land, it's worth it for that reason!
Ever looked around sydney or melbourne in the past 2 decades?

































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Yeah. Apparently a pardon removes your 5th amendment rights (the right to not self-incriminate) because you can't be charged for anything you did. BUT you can still be done for lying under oath. Hopefully he gets caught in a lie on the Ukraine stuff.








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yes, we don't quite have the political theatrics of the US, but my god is it unfortunate that the sole reason anyone cares about politics on anglosphere imageboards is because of the funny orange man's 2016 campaign




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I'm getting the laundry retiled and the toilet replaced so I thought I'd get one of those chairs with a hole in it and shit in a bucket on the back verandah for a couple of days. I thought they'd be $100 or something, not $4k












































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I haven't exactly been keeping up with what has been going on so am I going to have to start showing ID before every post here soon? Do I just take a picture of my driver's license and post it? Thanks.














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Ten minutes after leaving Bill's place a message comes on the radio about a severe weather alert and large hail. Race home and it petered out. Fuck I hate the BOM.






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> The flush mechanism seems to work ok, but the manufacturers eagerness to get a minimum acceptable water rating means you often end up having to flush twice, so bang goes you water saving.
> Despite the advanced flush technology, Caroma has still not found a way to deal with skid marks!


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The old old toilets used to be 8-10 litres per flush, which was good for getting bit jobbies down the hole.
The modern ones are all trying to keep it to 4 litres and are worthless for a big boi pooper like me.
The bowls are also so fucking low looking now. Bad for a big unit's knees and bad for his dear old Motherbat.

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I didn't ask the girl at Beaumonts about shitters, but she was very helpful with the tiles.
She did not seem to think I would be able to engage a tiler in the next two weeks.


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Also, you can't just buy a fucking toilet, you have to know:
- whether it shoots poos out the floor (s-trap) or wall (p-trap)
- the fucking setback (distance from the center of the poo pipe hole to the wall) if it's an s-trap
- where the fucking tap on the wall is in relation to the center of the cistern
- whether the cistern takes water from the bottom or the top
I just want to do a big poo and push a button and have it disappear









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I've noticed the black seal where the poo pipe goes through the floor is dry and cracked on mine, only a matter of time before the smell of sewer escapes, not sure if I can just use silicon to reseal it or even if that would last.






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The amount of SMS and email spam I have received today about fucking Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales is insane. Blocking and reporting everything that comes through.









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That reminds me, this was a good film, also based on The Order and Alan Berg getting smoked:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betrayed_(1988_film)



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When Budapestern lib vaginas were all so riled up when they abolished Roe w. Wade. It felt as if it change their vagina purge rights.




















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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/aussie-tv-icon-ian-smith-shares-tragic-health-update/news-story/3edbe4d153e7f322b08258ec86360bba
big poof is 85 already and complaining about a bit of terminal cancer














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> Irish
Lothrop Stoddard counted them as non-whites in his book The Rising Tide Of Color Against White World Supremacy
THE RISING TIDE OF COLOR
AGAINST
WHITE WORLD-SUPREMACY































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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/go-find-another-sucker-donald-trump-warns-brics-nations-against-plot-to-weaken-us/news-story/6ba0d16b9f936f0233bbe81d385f66bf
> Mr Trump has now threatened to impose a 100 per cent tariff on the BRICS group nations if any of their schemes undercut the US dollar.
keep slurping that jew cock donald










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Hezbollah alledged to break ceasefire, Assad getting extorted by US, iranian backed militia (probably hezbollah) coming into syria from iraq, russia in contact with Iran. We are back on. 

All while new report on covid states it was from a wuhan research facility funded by the US.

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All right fellas, gonna stream Deepwater Horizon, based on trüe story.
First name is Wahlberg, but hopefully Kurt Russel and Malkovich fixed the movie.
7pm AEDT.
On Endcorner:
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/vodka-maker-stoli-group-usa-files-for-bankruptcy/news-story/1c89b262c5e4be5df0a071700c82cd1d
how do you go broke selling potato water










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Might unironically start a business that lets people with social/phone anxiety instruct AI agents to make phone calls on their behalf.










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Never knowingly had hake. The only fish I truly enjoy is tuna. I have tuna with spicy pasta sauce and peas with a few herbs. When I'm in Japan I always go for the fatty tuna nigiri.








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The Pidge left the nest this morning. I went out to the carport and it was sitting on top of my car. Then it awkwardly flew off into the neighbour's yard.
All pidge husbandry sources I have consulted say it will not be back.
It has left behind a lot of mess.













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Called a hooker on a private no, then chickened out. Then had a wank but appetite is too great, went to one then called another but both booked out so started out towards a regular, then went to the closer one, got tugged. Been wiping the oil off my dick in a public toilet for the past 15 min. First legit one said come back at 430. Might still go there.







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The NEET life destroys an individual psychologically and spiritually. You end up with all the time in the world but no desire or ability to do anything worthwhile with it. Can't even keep the house clean let alone do great works of art.



















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Pretty much this. Everyone hits a wall eventually and needs a healthy stint as a NEET. For a time it was the happiest I have ever been 👌but then shit happens and bills pile up etc but you are trapped. They make it so easy. I barely escaped and are still dealing with the real life consequences of NEETDOM. 

All I can say is reeeeeeeeeeeee




















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Smart watches killed watches. There are liek 3 types and all of em looks the same. And they aren't even well designed, but out of proportion crap because the screen is a hard constraint.
Disgusting.

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Well cushioned.












































































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https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/american-woman-accidentally-stabs-man-to-death-after-he-groped-her-at-a-german-train-station/news-story/ffeca876f1310bf7ad64942931b85926
Guess the nationality of the groper



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defenestration
noun [de·​fen·​es·​tra·​tion]

1. a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
2. a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office)

Possum tried to murder me by defenestration once.








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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/eminem-suffers-personal-tragedy-as-mother-debbie-dies/news-story/7e24fd7cd6a43484c5d47a9084bf712f
where he gonna get spaghetti now?

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https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/man-tasered-by-police-after-trying-to-allegedly-carjack-uber-while-naked/news-story/9d12ce94d199dccee4a93192ae2c3d99
FIFO you boong













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https://www.noticer.news/australias-new-skilled-migrants-list-csol/
> The new “skilled migrant” list includes obscure jobs suited to Indian and Asian immigrants, such as massage therapist, yoga instructor and traditional Chinese medicine practitioner
> fewer than 15% of the occupations related to the housing sector, while a similar percentage are related to healthcare, and the list includes roles such as tour guide, office manager, flight attendant, child care worker, psychotherapist, music teacher (private tuition), content creator (marketing), and wushu martial arts coach.













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We still have a copy of the audiobook on womboflix from when we played the first chapter for the neets one evening:

https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Bronze Age Mindset (Bronze Age Pervert).mp3








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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/us-lawmakers-back-covid-chinese-lab-leak-theory-after-twoyear-probe/news-story/cb7174e15eb1f90e55e2da5d84479d7c












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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-03/commonwealth-bank-account-changes-charge-customers-withdraw-cash/104676716

Commbank will $3 per transaction














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Somebody on Reddit said it means Bunnings have packed it and they're waiting on a courier to show up.
They had it packed up about an hour after I placed the order yesterday morning.
Couriers don't even want to courier any more.
































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The pigeons are trying to start another nest on top of the air conditioner. They are extremely loud. They are fighting or mating on top of it.
I went out there and chased them off with the rake but they keep coming back.
I put a big chunk of wood up there to restrict the available amount of space but they are still sitting next to it.
I'm starting to think I may have to harm them to solve the problem.
Nasty birds. I soured on them after I saw they had murdered one of their babies.






















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Buy cheap lean beef round/back/ass whatever you call that cut, blend it with kitchen mixer add black pepper, form into meat patties, freeze. Make burger anytime you are hungry.





























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Nuro has always committed lots of rule 1 violations and always been allowed to do so because the rules don't apply to him. He'd be some boomer on whirlpool or reddit talking about how lazy everyone is if he wasn't such a failure. He only comes to this board to boast because he thinks we will believe in and be impressed by his claims of the noosa pad and an intense torrent of cyclist pussy.














































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Tubby carrying around a CD player while day drinking on his mobility scooter is a joke right? It's meant to be an ironic play on audiophile culture right?




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Day drinking means starting drinking any time from sunrise through to mid afternoon. It’s now 4pm so just fuck off and stop shitting up the board again you uncomfortable sod.

















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Let me just say as an Admin I am sick of him, you guys are sick of him, the board is sick of him and globally the entire site is sick of him. People who visit the home page have a good chance of getting a whiff of it too. Enough.





















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Seven did a video on woolies vs unions and just showed the woolies ceo saying shes sorry that the unions are stopping people going back to work
Sky did one that showed a union member saying there wrre people threatening each other if they left the strike













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> tfw can't drink white wine anymore because saw alcoholic hambeast throw up in a wine bottle at the bus stop
> tfw alcohol doesn't thrill me at all







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I want to get my brother something because he mentioned he wants to get me a retro gameboy console.
He likes bike riding, photography and running, sometimes reading. What should I get him? I dont know what book to get him if I get a book

































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