/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

If you're in formation.

So fucking tired. I didn't get out of bed until noon. I napped for three hours in the afternoon and now I'm falling asleep again. I'm KoalaNEET.

something something something

 >>/927351/
Maybe you have a vitamin deficiency. I'm worried all my frequent urination is giving me vitamin d deficiency.

Ok neets, diet wagon tomorrow. The diet wagon is more reliable at making me feel good than any junk food binge.

 >>/927352/
There is no shame any more.

 >>/927357/
> The diet wagon is more reliable at making me feel good than any junk food binge.
The lies the NEETs on here tell sometimes!

I ate too much chocolate and now I have a toothache. Woe.

 >>/927351/
> KoalaNEET
I heard he has treatment resistant chlamydia.

 >>/927363/
Do not blame the chocolate. I will die defending the choccies.

 >>/927357/
I'll be joining you bro, together we'll get shredded. For me, I want to get shredded by winter so I can go to the states.

 >>/927366/
Do they not let executives in any more?

Elon is going to get almost a billion bucks to blow up the death star

Might get tiffin a bell beaker for christmas.

still awake, thought I'd be good and try not to have camomile tonight, but now I can't get to sleep

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 >>/927351/
oooffff
 >>/927370/
and double ooooofff

i passed out at 8pm with the lights on and now i am up again, need to get up and turn everything off, time to drink some more champagne and knock myself out again,

Gave my arse a wash and turned on the cool zone

 >>/927368/
He should direct Lesbians in Space season 2

being talked to every 5 seconds at the dinner table. I unironically considered suicide

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 >>/927354/
How?

 >>/927375/
That's a man!

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Good morning Chat.

 >>/927378/
Good morning NEET.

morning neeties

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 >>/927378/
 >>/927379/
Good Morning NEETs

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Good Morning Chat

 >>/927382/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

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Be honest, who is this?

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 >>/927384/
 >>/927386/
Yes could be FIFO. He's been struggling recently.

 >>/927385/
Handsome fella.

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might have to get my hair cut today

 >>/927390/
It's supposed to be 39 today. Too hot to leave the house.

Anyone else's chin get itchy in the heat when stubble rubs on your neck?

 >>/927393/
I don't like it when my tshirt neck somehow grabs a neck hair and pulls it

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"The Hand of the Thief", 1864
Giuseppe De Nigris (Italian, 1832 – 1903)
Oil on canvas 160 x 106 cm.

 >>/927393/
Is that a multiple chins problem?

 >>/927396/
Don't be so rude!

BUCKETS of CUM in my BUM

Morn. Its hot.

 >>/927395/
Good boy.

 >>/927399/
Morn. Put the air con on.

Footlong bacon, egg, & cheese and a Double Dare down the hatch.

 >>/927402/
The right start to the day. Well done.

Wrong, just wait till 10 for a proper feed

 >>/927356/
thats the untreated diabeetus

 >>/927405/
could be, I've had many tests for diabetes over the years, always negative, but I still feel like I've got it

 >>/927406/
Time for a diet and lifestyle overhaul NEET.

Bin day Weber

 >>/927408/
Blue and orange lids today.

Is today the NEET uprising?

 >>/927409/
It bloody well is not you turd head

Worried that FIFOs escort hookups will be GFE instead of PSE. Falling for the meat holes.

I try not to notice but the spinbike curves are very sensual and seductive. Clean crisp lines, smooth finish, robust yet minimalist.

 >>/927402/
Nice breakky.

 >>/927413/
Hot!

 >>/927383/
> too many guks

watching videos from the 90s, I refuse to join the 21st century

 >>/927410/
It bloody well is not you turd head

I have never seen a vagina

 >>/927419/
Vile things.

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Do neets have any theories on the ceo asassination new york a few hours ago?

 >>/927421/
False flag.

Working up the courage to call the brothel

 >>/927421/
The News Ltd article I read kept talking about a single action pistol, when what they were actually looking at was a handgun with a silencer on it and the guy using subsonic ammunition and having to manually cycle it each time he fired a shot.
NFI who that particular CEO was, but he probably had it coming.

 >>/927423/
have fun.

 >>/927424/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/POubd0SoCQ8
Ian's handlers have told him to shut 4chan down.

Good morning NEETS, fuck uber eats.

 >>/927428/
the resemblence between the two men is uncanny

 >>/927428/
It's unlikely that the best actor they could find would also be a Snape look alike. 
Sometimes this is a woke tactic, but sometimes it's really just a black actor who is good enough to play a white character. Very easy to tell, because either Snape acts like Snape, or Snape acts like the fresh prince of belair.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/spotify-wrapped-reveals-australias-most-favourite-artists-and-music-for-2024/news-story/5225224a91d50f25785099fbf8703102
What a dumb cunt our PM is.

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Garn barber's neets, can I pick you up a haircut while I'm there?

 >>/927421/
This is just another normal day in jewsa, how is this abnormal?

 >>/927433/
CEOs getting smoked on the street isn't.

 >>/927423/
You don't call a brothel you walk in

 >>/927435/
you have to call them for takeaway, dumb dumb

 >>/927432/
Just trim my ear hair please.

 >>/927434/
I am not sure if you are an absolute mong or what, there was shooting directly at the president. It happens on every level of society, quite literally.

 >>/927438/
you said it happened every day
it doesn't
you're an idiot retard and suck dog cocks and can fuck off and die in a fire

 >>/927439/
Yes, shootings happen every day.

Couple of NEETs are in a cranky mood today.

 >>/927440/
not to middle/upper-class whites

> KEK
> LMAO
/retardedniggercontainment/
> Fucking normies

/assneetsnormie/

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/assnormies/

 >>/927423/
Make her call you Weber

And call her Possum

 >>/927447/
 >>/927448/
Vile.

 >>/927423/
Did you leave something behind?

 >>/927450/
Probably set his umbrella down and forgot  about it.

 >>/927421/
Not his first time killing. Moves like a professional. Hired gun.

 >>/927428/
Black Snape will not be able to be obsessed with a white woman the way real Snape was. They will have to change the whole character and story.

 >>/927452/
Somebody who has watched a couple of movies. Forgot to cover his eyes/nose (they have high def CCTV of his upper face). Forgot to wear gloves. Left spent and live rounds at the scene. Didn't realise that subsonic ammo needs lighter recoil springs to cycle.
Amateur hour.

 >>/927454/
STFU retard it was a welrod vp 9mm that needs to be hand cycled and tilted to eject. He should have moved in closer tho. maybe used a knife after he disabled him with the 9

 >>/927455/
was not

 >>/927456/
I happen to know the guy and he said he used the welrod because it fires under the sound level for automatic shot detection microphones in NYC

 >>/927457/
Good enough for me, case closed.

 >>/927454/
> t. someone who has never done something under extreme pressure
He found his target alone executed him successfully and left the scene. He will never be found.

 >>/927459/
> He will never be found.
They'll have him by Monday. Whether he is alive or not remains to be seen.

 >>/927450/
No

At the commune all neets will be trained as assassins and will be able to blend into any environment to carry out their orders.

 >>/927460/
They never found this killer:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barry-sherman-honey-sherman-2017-murders-35-million-reward/

ASS ASS IN!

 >>/927463/
That was their son.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L98AiByaKc0

 >>/927465/
Yeah funny how he had the house torn down afterward.

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 >>/927465/
So he's in prison? Oh I guess they will find the killer then

 >>/927469/
No, he's not in prison. I'm just telling you all who did it. Like I solved the gook bakery murder last week before the cops did.

 >>/927463/
Odd how the person was able to hang both of them mimicking a sculpture’s poses from a 1 meter pool fence without them changing positions while struggling to breathe or sustaining any injuries apart from the mark on the woman’s face

 >>/927471/
Typically requires a voluntary sitting down to neck yourself that way.

Called the brothel. The girl I want is in tomorrow. Busty D cup 19 year old Australian blonde

 >>/927473/
Post her picture

 >>/927473/
Give them a squeeze for me please.

 >>/927465/
> Two weeks before the murders, Barry Sherman asked his son, Jonathon Sherman, to repay him tens of millions of dollars that Jonathon had borrowed for his storage business. Jonathon explained this was to get his father through a difficult financial situation, and his father committed to future funding when Barry's finances improved.

 >>/927435/
Won't be too long until we get Part 2 to that NEETs story earlier this week.

 >>/927473/
I look forward to your story on the experience.

Failed job interview.woe.

Four seperate people in the company spiked my interview so I turned up on the wrong day and the receptionist told me to get lost, clearly also knew what was going on. 

Message CEO privately. 
Withdrawing application because five of his staff had already tried to stop them hiring me. If it could even happen in the first place it indicates that ceo just doesn't care.

 >>/927474/
Pics here

https://centrefoldsofsydney.com.au/cleopatra_ladies/alexia-new/

 >>/927473/
> Busty D cup 19 year old Australian blonde
sounds expensive

 >>/927473/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/927480/
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Keep trying.

 >>/927480/
Keep trying NEET. See it as a good sign, it sounds like you would've been uncomfortable there if you got the job.

 >>/927480/
That's rough

 >>/927480/
> Four seperate people in the company spiked my interview so I turned up on the wrong day and the receptionist told me to get lost, clearly also knew what was going on.
What?
They deliberately gave you the wrong day?
How do you know 4 people at this company?

 >>/927481/
Ta. Hope she looks like her pictures.

 >>/927488/
they're probably from 15 years ago

 >>/927489/
I'm sure they're recent. They're just clever with lighting and angles and filters and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OXxJm3Y_mTM

Workforce said they "may" move me to a different program. I think it might be over neets...

need to have an afternoon nap, but over-ate again

 >>/927493/
Training or WFTD?

 >>/927492/
Hot!

 >>/927495/
I don't know yet. I'm going to try to get a job because I'd rather work than do that bullshit.

 >>/927497/
Warehouse gig?

Hi NEET,

You've been self-managing in Workforce Australia Online for about a year. Now is a good time to get personalised support from a provider in Workforce Australia Services.

This means a provider will support you to find a job and help you manage your obligations.

[...]

Your provider will meet with you regularly. They'll help you build the skills you need to find a job or run your own business.

[...]

Regards

Workforce Australia

 >>/927499/
Just.

 >>/927498/
Probably bar work.

 >>/927496/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HKzX2hqYhlY

 >>/927473/
April at Platinum175 ?

How bad are the providers in the beginning?

 >>/927473/
BMI?

> iga and numpty have probably shared a whore

 >>/927499/
Get on Stream D brah

https://platinum175.com.au/ladies/olive/
> ...

 >>/927505/
I don't know. Website doesn't post weight or height

 >>/927509/
I was just joking.

 >>/927421/
Maybe I'm dumb, but if he was going to perform a hit he should have gone to the trouble of getting a gun setup which actually cycled properly. Also he could've worn a covid mask which would've covered as much of his face and looked less conspicious. We will have to consult nuro on his choice of ebikes.

 >>/927511/
We should consult nuro on the firearm as well. He has claimed to have manufactured firearms before.

Been using my new silicone toe expanders

 >>/927513/
Are you the Belgian NEET with webbed toes?

 >>/927473/
What extras did you order? Anything off the specials board?

 >>/927480/
> spiked my interview
Didnt you get an email directly from them?

 >>/927516/
I hope he answers these questions, but I suspect we won't get any

 >>/927482/
 >>/927481/
That is not a D

 >>/927514/
Not that I'm aware of.

 >>/927517/
He was too busy walking around his room, having imaginary conversations and profound insights he immidiately forgets.

 >>/927518/
Again, we need to consult nuro on this.

 >>/927518/
I'll give you the D

 >>/927454/
You've witnessed a perfect assassination and are saying the guy doesn't look like John wik.

A new cow, with much more healthcare needs 
The big wage is about to begin

 >>/927524/
Cup size ?

 >>/927525/
Gallon jugs

 >>/927503/
Remember when you went on that date with that whore and she looked really disgusted?

 >>/927524/
Well done. Milk him dry.

 >>/927527/
Post the picture

 >>/927510/
Fair enough

 >>/927518/
Then what is it

 >>/927523/
He's also been caught on CCTV using his phone. They'll make a list of every device in that area now.

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 >>/927532/

I'm going to have to move to the Cool Zone. This computer is boiling the room.

 >>/927527/
That was a funeral fuckwit

 >>/927528/
We all have that dream.

 >>/927535/
haha
It was not. And you didn't get invited to the funeral even though all the media and government people were lol.
You said it was a date and posted a photo of her on the rooftop giving you a really disgusted and regretful look.

Nuro admitted once that it has been more than ten years since a woman smiled at him. A lot of you give him a hard time, but I think his behaviour makes more sense when you consider just how badly he is treated in real life.

Going to have some chia seed pudding with cashews, banana, and blueberries. Also some beechworth honey.

 >>/927539/
Sounds healthy

37.8
had to bring the bins in

 >>/927541/
Sweaty?

He ate my chia pet.

 >>/927541/
Might be time for a cherry ripe mcfluzzy.

 >>/927542/
No, she's at the seaside.

 >>/927539/
where do I buy this?

The time of indifference is over. 

The age of wavering hearts and compromised spirits has come to its end. 

Do you not see? 

The world is divided and the lines have been drawn—not by man’s hand but by the will of God Himself. 

On one side stands the light of righteousness, the banner of Christ unfurled against the storm. 

On the other, the shadow of the adversary, whose whispers seek to poison the hearts of men. 

And you—each of you—must choose where you will stand.

 >>/927547/
someone's back on the choof

 >>/927548/
Meff 😎

Do not delude yourselves into thinking there is a third path. 

Neutrality is a lie. 

To claim no allegiance is to give your silence to the enemy. 

The devil thrives in the spaces between conviction, in the shadows cast by those who hesitate. 

To stand idle while evil advances is to take your place among its ranks.

Nigger faggoting fuck jobs

Merr

 >>/927551/
Tell us about the interview you schitzo mong

 >>/927554/
Not he

Webster's dictionary of American mustard seeds

We were not called to be passive observers in this battle. 

We were chosen by the Almighty to be His soldiers, His heralds, His unwavering champions. 

The cross we bear is not a decoration, it is a sword against darkness. 

Every prayer, every act of love, every refusal to bow to sin is a strike against the gates of hell.

I could never be a bicycle hitman. The seats hurt my arse and I get puffed out easily.

Trial did not go well. Offered job in a month. Eg. They hired someone else, and are trying to string me along for a month in case that person quits.

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We already have a bicycle hitman

 >>/927559/
Understand this: the choice to stand with God is not without cost. 

The road is narrow, the trials great and the sacrifices many. 

You will be mocked, you will be tested and you will be tempted. 

The enemy will seek to lure you with promises of ease, of comfort, of fleeting pleasures. 

But these are illusions, my friends, traps set to ensnare the soul and drag it into despair.

Just watched uncle unna smash some junkie bitch with an electric scooter

 >>/927562/
*electric bike

It's funny because I used to laugh at the frog plague too. But the. I tried to imagine me going about my daily life wading through frogs. Wake up, frogs. Kitchen...frogs. pour cereal? Nope it's frogs. And it's not like gnats, you step on frogs. The frogs jump on you. The frogs have to poop, the frogs have to pee. It would not be pleasant.

Penis

 >>/927565/
*Peanus

 >>/927501/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/927502/
kek

Ẅ̶̨̘̪͉͖̜̦̞̺̘́̿̇͐̈̿̌̄̈̕͘͠͝ͅH̴̨̡̡͚͕̣͚̯͍̺̳͔̮͖̣̣̖̟̟͉̦͋́͋͂̈́̋̉̀̓́̏͒̚ͅE̵̥͖̋̋̔̾͑̿̆̉̀̂̓̈̅̕͘͝Ṙ̵̜̦͋̑̀̋̀̔̓͋̆͛̆͐̏͝͠͝Ę̸̧̺̰̮̤̖̯̫̲̲̙͙͇̟̬͖͍̯͎̎͋̆̿̾͛͗̀̂͊͋͋̀̌̿̅͗̅̿̒͘͘̕͘͝Ş̷̨̛̗̪̘̳̮̻̞͖͉̣̯̯̺̯̗̭̓̂̑̀̐̾̄̑̈͗̍͊̐̑̈́̕͘̕͝͠ ̵̳͈͍͖̞̿̍͑͌͋͋̂̍̓̓̓́͆̈́̇͆̃̎̌̋͋̆̾͌̚̕̚Ț̷̝̜͔̬̰͉̹̒̈́̈́̎͌͗̈́̽̿̓̏̒̎̐́́̓̃̍̾̈́ͅH̷̰̥͉͖̭̥̤͓͇̟̪̮̟̄̀͂́͐̕͠ͅȨ̴̛̛̣̻͕̳̦̫̖͚̺͓̓̈́̑̓̋̽̾́̈́̿̉̆̎͐̊̐͋́́̃͊́͜͜ ̴̨̛̺͔̟̥̣̪̣͕̝̞̺̲͙̗̦͕͔̯͖̝̅͗̅̉͊̍̏͛̈́̐͌́̚͜͝ͅͅF̵̧̡̢͈̳̩͕͉̪̮̫͎͕͓̱͕̺̣̹͖͎̠̀̂̈́͜Ų̴̡̢̰͔̦̫͍͇̻͙̗͎͕̣̟̮̳̬̭̘͚̬̟̎̀̚͜C̴̨̡̨̤̩̯̠͓͙̤͓̰̯͓̘̣̭̫̖̪̻̞̮̬͖̜̰͇͊͋̂̋͌̀̈̐͌̌͛̔̌̉͛͗͊̿̆̓͋̿̽͘K̶̡̛̲͎̝̣̪̰̬̣̳̥͉͍͇̉̾͊͐̉̉̃͑̉̆̀̅͌́͒́͑̆̀̓͋̑̒̾̔͌ͅĪ̶̜̼͈̮̩̝̂́͗̈̔̓͘̕Ņ̴͖̪̲̰͓̤͕̣̥̞̦̘̹̣̘͓̼̯̳̗̪̤̹̝̩̝̯̾͂̈́͌́̚͜G̷̨̢̧̞͎̬̹͉̝͇̓̓͆͊͑̾̽̆̑̃͊̓͝ ̵̡̨̻̗̯̟̥̗̣̣̤͎͔̥̰̟̰͚̖̝̹̭͍̱̭́̄́̏̂́̔̑̔̆̆̌̀͝ͅS̵̹͉̣̬̜̬͕̈̊͊̄̈́́̽̀̀̄̓͒̈́͊̒̀̊̿̋̐́̕̕̚͝ͅǪ̴̡̭̣̹̖̤̖̟̟̭͙̳̗̭̞͎̭̺͙̬̯̙͉͔̬̻̪͈̃͂̆̌͆̈̎̄̀̋͋̕̚͘I̷͙̦͒̆͂̈́̄͑̌̑̾͋̈́̾̾́̇͌́͗͝L̶̳̜̼̈́͒̅̓̇̈́̆͂͗̈́̃̂̈̄̿́́̚̕͜͠͠

 >>/927504/
Max will probably be okay for a while then they'll push you towards to WFTD. I can imagine them wanting to do that straight up too.

 >>/927513/
Good?

 >>/927524/
You need the cash to start paying yourself.

Jabitinya

 >>/927504/
Get one to pay for a certificate

 >>/927549/
Monk? No!

 >>/927575/
NOT HE!!!!!

Fucking bash the next cunt's head in that mistakes me for monk

Kill all pharma executives

The King of Queens

 >>/927577/
hey monk

 >>/927579/
Weber in another life.

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 >>/927581/
 >>/927582/

kek, looks like my cheapo soldering iron from aliexpress might be a while.
Estimated delivery date
05/02/2025

 >>/927584/
Chinked.

 >>/927584/
I prefer to get disappointed in 48-72 hours with Amazon Prime.

We listen and we don't judge.

 >>/927587/
Lifeline?

 >>/927588/
They're so judgemental you wont want to kill yourself just to spite them.

 >>/927589/
How whimsical.

 >>/927560/
* bicycle molester

We need a real estate agent holocaust

 >>/927532/
If he went to the trouble of a suppressor for his gun, he'll probably have a burner phone too.

He went to starbucks before the hit lol

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 >>/927593/
Rentcuck

 >>/927595/
Gotta keep his energy levels up.

 >>/927595/
yeah
there's a few gumbies on here talking like he's a master assassin just because he did a marginally better job than the average nigger

 >>/927594/
if the burner was on (even without sim) anywhere near his IRL phone, he'll still end up on a list to investigate

 >>/927599/
and if his IRL phone pattern for the day in question deviates from its normal routine, that will also count as a black mark against him

 >>/927598/
HE UNJAMMED HIS GUN

THIS GUY IS LIKE JAMES BOND !!

 >>/927575/
keegs is the only one on meff

 >>/927597/
it's pumpkin spice latte season, fr fr

 >>/927601/
What would you even know about guns?

 >>/927603/
I'm having my last coffee for the day. Last night's last was at 9pm.

 >>/927598/
Why isn't he in custody then? The shooting was 16 hours ago.

 >>/927605/
I only had a double dare and a forbidden sherbet, both before 11am today.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0F7hnVoloAw

 >>/927605/
3pm is the appropriate time to stop with the caffeine.

 >>/927606/
50% of the niggers get away with it m8.

 >>/927606/
I said by Monday earlier ITT.
I still think it's a reasonable estimation.

 >>/927609/
*3am

 >>/927607/
Well restrained.

 >>/927613/
I had 3 hard ginger beers and just opened a bottle of passion pop, so watch out. I'm feeling amorous.

SAPOL never managed to work out who kept clogging motherbat's toilet.

 >>/927614/
> passion pop
I'll gently rape you when you doze off.

 >>/927614/
I've prelubed

 >>/927608/
Absolute filth.

😈

did a most heinous shit

Cruisey shat in weber's esky during a fishing trip

 >>/927620/
vile

Chappie 2016 was one of my favorite moofies. Makes you glad CGI was invented

Weber slapped me for calling an esky a chilly bin once.

 >>/927623/
negrolatrous director

Can we tell for sure that his gun wasn't cycling properly? If he decided to cycle it to leave bullets there on purpose, would it look the same?

 >>/927624/
*chully bun

 >>/927625/
BlompKamp did some genuine Kino. 
Watching Arrival again. Honestly if ayys landed I would not pay much attention.

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 >>/927618/
💜

Should've banned old people from social media too

 >>/927630/
And the women.

Might start dressing as Obese Steve McQueen to counterbalance Davo's Thomas Shelby vibes in and around the Northern Suburbs.

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 >>/927632/
> Obese Steve McQueen
Google gave me this image for this search. You will look good.

 >>/927632/
You can do it.

 >>/927632/
> Obese Steve McQueen
Steve McMuffin.

 >>/927633/
That looks suspiciously like Laurel from Laurel & Hardy

 >>/927634/
Zooming about in his unregistered and uninsured sports car.

 >>/927636/
It was from this
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/06/yes-there-were-fat-people-in-the-olden-days-too/258050/

 >>/927638/
Well I had them around the wrong way, but:
> Another offers the counterexample of Oliver Hardy, of Laurel and Hardy fame, shown here in a shot apparently from the 1930s:

 >>/927635/
heh

 >>/927637/
That NEET should've signed it.

 >>/927641/
on monday I'll probably text the guy at the club all like "hey faggot, where do you work? i'm bringing my book to you to sign"

could probably also just trace the signature from last year and make my own wood carving stamp

 >>/927642/
Based.

 >>/927642/
> bringing
*Drink Driving

 >>/927628/
nice looking movie, silly plot ending

 >>/927646/
stupid bitch just took off her bubble suit and probably got space aids

 >>/927647/
Women want to get stds, they love the feeling of being victims of micro-organisms.

I was thete

 >>/927626/
A lot of people are saying the shooter left the words delay, deny, depose, on shell casings at the scene, which sounds like one of those bullshit fake news stories that often circulates after these events.

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 >>/927650/
Do you have a Glizzy bag?

 >>/927626/
If it were cycling properly, the spent casings would eject almost instantaneously with each shot. They're not ejecting until he racks the slide (also debunking the Welrod/Vxx shite posted earlier).
It does appear he emptied the remainder of the magazine as he was leaving, but who knows at this point?

 >>/927649/
got to 7 before hitting the [-] button

 >>/927652/
That would be a good idea if you filled it with springies.

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 >>/927654/
You did well.

 >>/927655/
Imagine a drawer that was an always-on air fryer that just had ready-to-eat snacks like springies and nuggers every time you opened the drawer.

 >>/927657/
We will need something like that at the commune.

 >>/927653/
its not an automatic you blithering retard.

yeah some based boys are gonna blow the ayys up

 >>/927659/
Yeah, whatever mate.

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gary bussy is whimsical

 >>/927662/
He'd know what sort of firearm he was looking at, unlike a certain rude NEET.

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 >>/927663/
He should get on GoatTok

Your offence threshold is relative to your test levels

 >>/927664/
Goats are the future.

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 >>/927665/
True.

 >>/927662/
He's cooked.

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 >>/927669/
K E K

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 >>/927669/
Happy Birthday Frank.

xDDD

Fistulated 😅

 >>/927674/
Hope you washed your hands after.

I am already planning my Xmas play to skip out early so I can get home and goon all day to Black dick. I no longer have "holidays" in the conventional sense. Or work. Or chores or recreation for that matter.

Every hour of the day I'm not in front my TV, butt ass naked, streaming the wildest interracial fuck videos and BNWO imaginable is a detriment to life. So I will show up on Christmas with the fakest pinned on smile. I will make small talk and hand out gifts to speed along the miserable process, trying not to focus on my sister's normie white husband and kids and how she could've done so much better with BBC.

When Mom gently asks if I've thought about getting back into dating, I will laugh softly. She doesn't need to know that her son is a warped pornsick fiend who can only get hard for melanated dick. She will never have grandkids from my line because my worthless white jizz gets unceremoniously shot into tissues and socks and then chucked in the trash.

I don't even feel guilty anymore. BBC has completely aliened me from sex. The idea that two white people can even do it without looking like rutting pigs is a foreign ritual I can't wrap my head around.

I know that someday I won't have any holiday obligations at all. I know I should cherish time with family instead of feeling like it robs my time with Black cock.

But I will be completely isolated with Black dick on my screen and my little pink cock in my hand. I will go to my fucking grave wringing every drop of pleasure from my decaying flesh as a salute to the awesome, all-consuming power of superior Black penis.

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 >>/927674/
Breaking bad.

 >>/927676/
Thicc.

 >>/927679/
It has to be done.

 >>/927679/
It's the best way.

What should I get my Mum for christmas

 >>/927682/
A Welrod

 >>/927682/
Flowers or some chocolates and a nice card saying how much you love her.

 >>/927682/
An ironing board cover from K-mart.

 >>/927686/
Handsome fella.